Save the heathens, Hilary Faye. Donny and Chelsea are back with more church stories as they recap a movie Donny hasn't pleasured himself to - "Saved," and they have Bridget from @literaltrash2004 to help them. Jesus is on Chelsea's side this week as she once was (face) blind, but now she sees Macaulay Culkin, Mandy Moore AND "the one from Hunger Games." The group also discusses made-for-TV movies, graphic tees, chin zits, and school violence episodes of the early 2000s. Also, Chelsea confesses she had Mandy Moore's ugly haircut and sorts Bridget and Donny into Harry Potter houses (incorrectly). To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices