Billy & Lisa in the Morning
This Episode Is Kinda Crappy
Its a hot one today! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show, and we kicked it all off by talking about Botox, shaving and Lisas new book club event! Then, we chatted about the best deals on Amazon Prime day! Lisas shared a terrifying story about someone ruining her bathroom. Topic time continued this conversation, and we had people call in and leave talk backs to share if this has ever happened to them! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
- Duration:
- 41m
- Broadcast on:
- 16 Jul 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
- Now, best morning show in Boston. - Billy and Lisa in the morning. - It's just a great start to my day on Kiss 108. - Well, welcome in everybody. Happy Tuesday. It's the Billy and Lisa morning show. We're all here in case you weren't with us yesterday. Yeah, we're back from vacation. Billy here, Lisa here, Justin here. Winnie here. There's Riley with two eyes over there in the production facility. Anyway, happy Tuesday and hot, huh? (laughing) - It really is. - It is hot out there boy. - Man, it was 80 degrees when I left my house this morning. - Good morning, morning crew. Just wanted to say, I now have a family with a friendly as a house, it feels like. Out walking my dog, can't wait to get home and find out how crazy my hair is gonna look. Hope you all stay cool today and I hope I can check. Hey, Lisa, it's not snow. - Yeah. - That's so true. - Yep. - It's one cruel summer, you guys. - Poor boy. Taylor Swift said it best. - Cruel summer, summer 2024. Hot, very hot. Not a good hair day. - Nope. - You know, what do they call it, the frizzies? - Yep, absolutely. - I actually cut my hair because of the heat. - Oh, good for you. - Really? - Yeah, I cut it short. Yeah, I had it longer and it was getting all kind of sweaty all the time and I don't know how you guys do it. - You have just become so weird. It's one of the most unusual things I've ever witnessed. - There's a lot of upkeep with you. - Yes, oh guys, did I tell you what's happening on Thursday? - No, you-- - Oh, is he getting wet? - He's getting Botox. - No way, good for you. - On the face? - A little, I'm getting a little, a little Botox. I was actually inspired by your son, Alex, if I'm gonna be honest. - How and why did my son advise you? Does he get Botox? - He gets, it's Botox. - Guess who didn't know about that? - Does he post it? - You can't, you can't tell from his forehead, he doesn't has Botox. - How do you know that Alex gets Botox? - You can? - Yeah, you can tell, you can tell. - Yeah, we had a conversation about it and you know, he kind of broke it down to me and I was like, you know what, I would try that. Yeah, a little bit, not much, a little bit. - By the way, Alex and Chris are coming in here Thursday morning. - Oh, wow. - So that should be interesting. - Is Chris on Botox too? Is he all juiced up? - I'm not sure. - He's more natural. - Yeah, I'm not sure, Alex definitely is. We had a whole conversation about it and he's like-- - Oh, you know, you can eat any tips or anything. You know, he's like, she definitely tried, just try it once and I'm like, all right, you know. - You gotta know something about my son, Alex. He is obsessed with his appearance. - I know that. - Obsessed. - And all he eats is pizza, which is really weird. - Yes. - Nothing but, I even think he's thrown out the chicken fingers now. He's just all pizza. - He's 32 years old and all we-- - He meals a day, pizza. - Like he orders off the kids' menu. - Yes, he does. - He's never always has. - Has he ever eaten steak or anything like that? - He's never had a piece of steak. He's never had a piece of chicken. He's never had a hamburger, never had a hot dog. Do you know that for years when he was younger, on Easter Sunday, we would have the big Easter Sunday thing and we would have to have Alex at a separate table with a bowl of fruit loops. That was his Easter meal. - Well, it must be easy for his wife, right? - Yes, she's like, oh God, yes. - He doesn't have to cook any dinner. - Tony, I can't be bothered. - Yeah, that's right. - So yeah, why am I hearing this from you and why are you now getting, God, you spent time in several prisons and all you do now is focus on your appearance. You get a haircut every single Friday. - I do, yeah. - You're in the gym every single day, you take ice baths and now you're Botox in your face up. - Well, I mean, Lisa, I mean Lisa, you take absolute pride in yourself, right? - Well, I try, I mean. She looks great every single day. - Yeah, girls have to like keep it together, right, Winnie? - Exactly. - Happens to be a woman. - Yeah, to keep it together. - Yeah, so I had expressed that, you know what? I think I talked to Alex, maybe I would try it and obviously I know Nurse Fiona through Winnie. - Sure. - She's a dear friend of ours. So I talked to her about it and she made me kind of feel good about it. So, you know what, screw it. - Well, Nurse Fiona's got Winnie looking fabulous. - That's right, baby. - I mean, I'm just saying, but this thing, like you shave your arms, you shave your legs. - Oh, he's doing Lisa hair movement with Nurse Fiona. So he's gone and I didn't know that. - Really? He's doing his whole body. - Wow. - Yeah, I already have one treatment and I have to do six treatments, but it does work. - It does work. - I see results after one treatment. - It definitely worked. - Wait a minute. - You've already been to laser hair removal? - Yeah, she already did my whole upper body. - I think it's good. He is more upkeep than me and Lisa. - Yeah. - Combined. - You don't want stubble. - No, no, no. And it's annoying shaving every single week. So God, this is, I'm sorry, this is upsetting. - I'm a self-care girly and I'm all for guys doing what they needed to do to feel good. Justin just takes it to a new level. - Yeah, Billy, he's never known to talk. On July 4th, he was getting a haircut. Okay, this salon had to open early for him on July 4th. - Oh, no, no. The salon was closed. She opened the salon on July 4th. - What'd you do for a Honda? - Huh? - Yeah. - You know, Lisa, why couldn't we have just stayed with Justin? - Because, Lisa, you have a beard. You think you're rough enough. - Well, I'm butching up. - I love it. - And once in a while, you got to butch up, right, Lisa? - Yes, absolutely. - Lisa, you've got huge book club news. - Yeah, we posted the two book clubs in July, July 27th with Ellen Hildebrand. That's on Nantucket. It's a small guest list, very small event. We're talking about her book Swan Song, which is her last Nantucket novel. This is huge that she's doing our book club. So get on, go to my Instagram, Lisa Donovan, 108, go to kiss108.com and register. There's another book club on July 31st with our friend Susan Zalkind, who came in when her documentary came out on Apple TV, right? And Hulu, it was called The Murders Before the Marathon. Well, she's written the book now. So we are gonna be discussing the book, The Waltham Murders. It will be at the Revere Hotel. We can have a lot of people at that event, July 31st. Get in on that because it's a true crime topic. And our friend, Catherine Loftus, will also be joining us. We have a lot to talk about, about investigations and things of that nature. - You've been listening to book club news. - Yes. - And coming up next in entertainment, you mentioned Nantucket. Well, our buddy Dave Portnoy, or as we call him, Captain Dave, was lost at sea off the coast of Nantucket on his little boat. And Billy has some issues with how it went down. - I know. I love this story. - And Noah Kahn's got a show. It shows at Fenway Park. Don't forget the ticket tag is going on. And Noah Kahn gonna be dropping a new song with the Lumineers this Friday. We've got that too. It's coming up standby. - From the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 Studios. We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. - And welcome back. Hey, don't forget it's Amazon Prime Day, right today. - Yes, it is. A lot of deals. - Prime Day again tomorrow. And I think right after seven o'clock, you're gonna break down the hot list of items. - We have a few things that you must get right now. - All right. - I know one hot item on there, TVs. - Good morning. It's the mayor of the South Bend. It's really too hot to do anything today. So I say, take advantage of Amazon Prime Days. It's today and tomorrow, and it started at 3 a.m. in the morning. And I bought a 50 inch TV for $189. And to keep cool today, I will be watching the movie March of the Penguins. And the word for today is sweat blocks. Have a great day. - Ah, that's a good movie. - I love her. - He will travel a great distance. And though he is a bird, he won't fly. Though he lives in the sea, he won't swim. Mostly he will walk. - Yeah. - Now, the entertainment update with a Billy Costa. - Hey, home run Derby in Texas. Last night this year's King of Swing, a Teoska Hernandez of the Dodgers. He won the Derby last night. The winner of the Derby last night, though not the big Derby story. The biggest story to come out of the home run Derby 2024. Ingrid Andres. And her performance of your national anthem, wait for us. ♪ And the rocket's red glare ♪ ♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪ ♪ Gave proof through the night ♪ ♪ That our flag was sealed ♪ - Please make it stop. - Let's keep running, okay. Maybe she'll get better. - Okay. ♪ Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave ♪ ♪ And the rocket's red glare ♪ ♪ For the hands of the free ♪ - Oh boy. - Oh, it's still a talk right there. - It will help our parents. ♪ And the home of the free ♪ - That is so... - That is not my national anthem, I don't know. - Now, here's the deal. This Ingrid person is a Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter. - For what? - She's written, thank you for asking. She's written songs for BB Rexxa, Charlie XCX, and why don't we? - She should just stick to writing. - Now, the deal is it was really bad, right? - It was really bad. - But the question is, was it as bad as Fergie? And I think you remember this. ♪ Oh say does that star ♪ ♪ Spangled banner yet wave ♪ - To me, Fergie was worse. - Okay, really, to defend Fergie though, Fergie at least kind of sounded like she could sing. Ingrid doesn't sound like she sings. Like she couldn't hit a note. - Well. - Fergie just completely re-did that, right? - She did a wrong version of it, you know. - Right. - But for both versions, both women, right? My favorite part of it is when you watch the looks on the player's faces. Oh, it's just fantastic. Just belief that it's happening. - The best reactions we're from, or from Fergie, when you have like Steph Curry trying not to die laugh. - Yeah, anyway, we're gonna break down the anthem mess a little bit later this morning after nine o'clock. Meantime, the Olympic Games opening ceremonies next Friday, July 26th, Spielberg is doing some on camera work for the games and I think we've got a clip. - I love this moment when the audience knows the show's about to begin. A great show tells a great story. It transports you, it makes you feel. This summer, one of our greatest stories will be told in a way you've never seen before when the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics is staged here on the sand. The wait is almost over. - Mm, it's your happy place Donovan. The sand in Paris, France. - Yeah Paris, love it there. - Sabrina Carpenter is featured in a new ad for the Olympic Games in Paris. We have a clip. - The amazing opening ceremony on the sand, Simone's epic comeback. The USA Australia rivalry in the pool and the world's fastest man and woman, Noah, and she carry racing for Team USA. I've never been more excited for anything in my life. - Does that mean she's gonna be there? - I was just gonna ask the same thing. - She might be. - I don't know, but 2024 is the year Sabrina Carpenter. - Oh man, wow. - Yeah, and how about Noah Khan? He's got his sold out shows at Fenway Park Thursday and Friday nights of this week. And don't forget, the ticket tag is still going on for Noah Khan tickets. Just go to the kiss one away to Instagram and you'll get all the information you need. And by the way, just announced Noah Khan has a new song dropping this Friday with James Bay and the Lumineers. ♪ Let's talk about dreams ♪ ♪ Let's talk about life ♪ ♪ Let's talk about all the things ♪ ♪ We'll talk about life ♪ - James Bay is opening up for Noah Khan. - Oh really? - At Fenway Park and you'll remember his big song. ♪ Come on, let it go ♪ ♪ Do I say to me ♪ ♪ Why don't you be ♪ ♪ Can I be me ♪ - It's very likely the first live performance of that new song will be at Fenway. - There you go. - Was that the remix? Did it let it go? Was that slower? Was it not slower? I don't remember being that fast. - Mm, I'm not sure. - Too bad, he wasn't singing the anthem last night at the Derby. (laughing) Hey, there's a weird post Malone story this morning country singer, Wheeler Walker Jr., apparently not happy with post Malone going country. - Wheeler Walker Jr., here, heard your new pop country song with Blake Shelton. Maybe the worst song I've ever heard. We got nothing pop country without you post Malone. Don't want your filth and country music. You dirtying it up. We don't need people with shit all over their face. - Basically Florida George along with Face tattoos. Wheeler Walker Jr. says, "Get the fuck out of country you suck." - Okay. - We don't like you. Go back to like that. - Okay, we got it. - You're gonna go over front of you. You were Mr. Malone. - Mr. Malone. - See ya. - Yeah. - Now it may or may not be a joke. - No, no, no, no, he's a comedian. He's a comedian slash country singer. I mean, I can't even read some of the name of his songs. - Yeah. - So they think it might be a publicity spot. - I think so, yeah. - Meantime is a weird Dave Portnoy story this morning. - This is my favorite story of the day. - Yeah, to hear Portnoy tell it, he was lost at sea on his boat, started drifting out of Nantucket Harbor and wound up, so he says, - 30 miles out at sea, here is Captain Dave. - All right, Captain Dave, check it in. Nantucket through East, 30 miles out to sea, Boston. You boys almost lost, Captain Dave today. Unhooked it to the buoys, turn the engine on, dead. Brangers dead. Captain Dave, third time out, made a dream in the state. Captain's, it's pretty windy. Captain Dave, unhooked himself to the buoy before he turned the boat on to make sure the boat wasn't dead. - Wow. Well, no power, no radio, no anchor, no nothing, heavy, heavy winds. Next thing you know, Captain Dave is lost at sea. - There you go. - I have a lot of questions on this. - So many questions. - Yeah, so my first one is Billy as a boater. He said that he undid the buoys, that how you say it. - No, first of all, he was tied to a mooring in the basin, so he unhooked his boat for the mooring. - And then started the boat. - And then started the boat, which is not what he's supposed to do, right? He's supposed to stop the boats first. - Now you stay tied up until the boat's running. - Right. - So it's number one, number two. I don't know who's rowing a boat 30 miles out at sea. I just don't think that happens in the boating world. Unless you're rowing cross, you know, like you're trying to row across the world or something. - So he was just drifting and he almost hit other boats. And then that's when they radioed the Coast Guard. - Well, that's the other thing. There are a lot of boats on moorings in the boat basin in Nantucket, so you would think he could have just grabbed on to somebody else's boat. And there's no way he was 30 miles out at sea. - Well, the best part is he says that the girl, there was a random girl rowing and that he was screaming for help. So she comes aboard and the first thing she says is, "Hey, can we make a TikTok?" - He said this is not a time for TikTok, Sonny. But she happened to have a radio, which he also didn't have. - I just love that he was wearing a Captain's hat. - It's the third person for me, Captain James, Captain James. - And by the way, if the Coast Guard pulls up and there you are, 30 miles out at sea with a stupid little toy Captain's hat on, they're not going to be happy. - Looks like Gilligan. - But we love Dave and Miss Peaches. So the Hock Tour girl reportedly made 30,000 bucks for an appearance this week. - Yes, she did. She hosted an event at a hotel in New York City. TMZ caught up with her. Apparently there's a big demand now for foot picks. I don't know. - They want pictures of my toes. - They want pictures of your toes? - I don't know. - What a selfie. - She's about to know. Wait, I mean, can we see you doing like some kind of only fans for your toes or no? - No. - No, that's not a thing for you. - No, for whom. - That is so crazy. - I needed to have a better business mindset. If these people are offering to buy your toe picks, just send them some poat topics. Don't be annoying. - Yeah, but she's making 30 grand for an appearance. - Yeah, but you know what people will make off that stuff? She has some multiple streams of income. - Maybe when her career-- - It's not a ass long. - It's not going down. Then she can jump on the feet next thing. - Yeah. - And by the way, Winnie, weren't you gonna sell your feet picks for more? - Oh yeah, I'm in the process. Listen, to pay off my car insurance, I'm gonna do some weird stuff, okay? We talked about this yesterday. - Well, hi. - I'm paying a thousand of dollars to be insured. - Has someone determined that the Hock Tour girl has nice feet? - I don't know. - Why would they suddenly be interested in her feet? - It's just sometimes a thing, you know? They might want her to hock two on her toes and send it to them, right? - Well, this morning when Billy and producer Riley and I were prepping the show doing this story, Billy goes, "Riley, by the way, you have beautiful feet." - I can't-- - Ew, were you checking out Riley's-- - Are you ready to feed? - He's-- Billy's done this his entire life. - Yeah, I'm sorry, it's just the first thing I look at. - You told Jessica Simpson she had nice feet too. - You told me-- - She did. - You told me I had nice toes. They're not bad. - It's his thing. - Um. - Yeah, this thing. - They're not great. They're just not bad. - They're a little too chubby for him. - Well, yeah, you get chubby toes. Lisa Donovan has nice feet. I mean, if they're there, I'm gonna notice, you know? I mean-- - My wife has nice feet. - Okay. My wife Michelle was a foot model. - I think, you know, and I am so happy about that. I guess that's what you absolutely needed. - Do you? - Oh, I'm not gonna ask that idea. - Okay, now let's just move on. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - The answer is yes. - Oh! - Move on. - Yeah! - Yeah! - All right. - Finally, Matt Damon and his wife evacuated from a beach in Mykonos in the Greek islands when bomb threats were phoned in, but it appears the bomb threats were all the people. - It was a hoax, yeah. - But all the people had to get off the beach. We're brought to you by Ocean Edge Resort and Golf Club, experience the quintessential Cape Cod summer at Ocean Edge Resort and Golf Club named Best Hotel Cape Cod by Boston Magazine there. Spacious villas, luxurious hotel rooms, private beach, swimming pools, award-winning golf, pickleball, four restaurants, including the roof deck, live music spa days, and of course, the best beach bar. They've got it all. Just go to OceanEdge.com, and there you go. - I like to suck on toes. - From the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 Studios, we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. And Pink is coming back to town. She's gonna be out at Gillette Stadium August 21st. It will be one of the best shows you'll ever see, and we've got a pair of tickets right now for Call of 25 at 617-931-1108, but we need a key word. Somebody give it to me. Go ahead. - Amazon. - Amazon is the key word, okay? Producer Riley, so Call of 25-617-931-1108. Speaking of Amazon, it's Amazon Prime Day, and it's again tomorrow, right, Lisa? - It is. - Two days. - Get in on it. - So what are the big deals? - Okay, if you like tech stuff, I'm telling you, this is your day to get stuff. I know that my kids have the Apple AirPods. Okay, we all have them. They're expensive, right? Well, if you go on Amazon today, you can get the basic model for $69. - Oh my God, that's like almost, I think it's over half off. - It's usually $129. I mean, again, it's not the noise canceling. It's the basic model, but I'm telling you, this is a great gift. - That is a great gift. - Because you lose them all the time. So run and get the Apple AirPods. - Do they have the noise canceling ones as well? - They do, but it's a higher price point, but I'm telling you, $69 is a good price. Apple Watch, if you have someone in your life that wants an Apple Watch, $189, it's usually $249. That's a big savings. Samsung TV, 75-inch. Now, it's an expensive TV. It's usually $6,200. You can get it for around $3,200, right? - No, that's almost a 50% savings steal. And then an insignia, I actually have an insignia, a 70-inch, you can get for $3,79, right now. - Wow, a good one too. - That's huge, right? - Wow. - Yeah, those are the best deals, I think, on Amazon right now. - Well, I gotta call my son Dylan. He just moved into a place in Nashville. He needs a TV, this insignia. I've got one. It's fine, it's good. - It's fine. - But 70-inch for like under $400? - Yeah, that's a pretty good deal. - Yeah, my wife woke up this morning and was sending me screenshots of everything she's buying on Amazon Prime. She's buying stuff for our vacation. We're going to Aruba next month. - Yes, you are. - So she's buying all kinds of stuff for Aruba. - Like what? - She said water hammocks, looks like a snorkel. - Oh, that's good. - Wait a minute, your carry, water hammocks. - She realized that you have stuff at the place, right? - I don't think she realized that. - You don't bring beach toys to Aruba. They've got them. - Oh really? - Right on the beach. - I have to return them. - I have to make sure they tell her. - We were talking about like yesterday was Christmas in July. - Yes, it really is. - Do all your holiday shopping. - Yeah, good idea. - I really should. - Well, maybe I'll do that all day today. I'll just spend money. - Okay. - Do you have any money for me? - No, I actually need something. Can I get something? - We could talk about that. - You can get a Roomba and Mop combo for $500 off. - Oh, really? - $800 regularly. - I have the regular one. Like, I don't know, I like that. - Wait a minute. It's normally $1,300 for a Mop. - Yeah, yeah. - That's crazy. - Boy, that sounds like a lot of money for you to get down the hardware store and get one for six, seven bucks. - Yeah, but then you have to do the mopping. That does the mop for you. - Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry, there's a Roomba that mops? - Yeah. - Yeah, so we have one. - Oh, you have the mop one? - You have the mop one? - I have the regular one. My girlfriend got it for me for Christmas and I thought I was gonna love it. I don't love it. - Oh, my wife loves hers. - Maybe because I only have an apartment so I only have a couple of rooms and if it's quicker than it is vacuum myself. - Yeah, I feel like you have to have wide open spaces for it really to work. Well, we just have a lot of furniture. - Oh, okay. - I mean, it gets hot on stuff. - Work, how does it shoot liquid or water? - Well, you put water in it. - You put it in. - Yeah. - And it bops the automatically on its own. - And then it squirts it out and then it, you know. - And then goes back over. - Yeah. - How much is this on Amazon Prime? - You can get it for 800 bucks. It's regularly 1300 it looks like. So my daughter, my daughter, Gemma loves it because, you know, she'll put her toys on the Roomba. - Oh, that's so cute. - So as it's cleaning, she watches her little Barbies. - Oh, that's cute. - Yeah. - That's so cool. Let's go to Kristin, hey, Kristin. Your call at 25, good morning. - Wahoo! - Yeah, how you doing, Kristin? Everything okay in your world? - Yeah, everything's going great. How are you guys? - You know what? We're doing fine. Are you okay? - I'm good. - Yeah, everybody seems okay. Do you have a keyword for us, Kristin? - I do, Amazon. - Amazon, you're gonna do some shopping today? - I sure am. - Why not? Spend some money. I say spend money you don't even have. You know, it's Amazon Prime Day. It's a day to celebrate money. But hold on, Kristin, okay? Hold on, you're going to see Pink! - I'm so excited. - Okay, congratulations, Kristin. You guys hear about this little incident that happened at Gwyneth Paltrow's house? - Oh, my, yeah. - It's probably one of the worst things that could happen to somebody by one of her own people. - Yeah. - We'll talk about this next one. - Five million Lisa. - Kissed, one of eight. - And now we turn to Lisa Donovan for the crappy story of the morning, right, Lisa? - Exactly. So this happened to Gwyneth Paltrow recently at her home in the Hamptons, a friend of hers, Derek Blasberg. He's a writer, covers all things celebrity. He was staying overnight at her house and I guess, lost control of his bowels while staying at the home and then fled the scene, leaving all of it behind. - He fled the scene of the crime? - He fled the scene of the crime. I got the heck out of there. - So Gwyneth wasn't even home at the time. - She was there, he was staying overnight. This actually happened in the bedroom. - And he pooped the bed? - Yes, and then fled the scene. He's blaming it on Ozempek. - Oh, really? - Why didn't he-- - He could've ate something bad though. - He could've cleaned it up though. - That's exactly what I thought. - He cleaned it up. - But then we were talking before the break that this actually happened to me recently with a worker that came to the house and we'll just leave it at that. But it happened, you know, they asked to use the bathroom and I, you know, something happened in there and it was left all over the place and my two kids came in and said, "Mom, don't go in there." - Wait a minute, so you had a handyman at the house? - Yeah. - Justin, it was a handyman. - Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. - But I think we can all relate because I know Billy, the same thing happened to you at a Christmas Eve party with one of your friends, friends. - Are we really going there? - What happened? - Okay, so we used to have this really big Christmas Eve party every year or a time. - Yeah. - Everybody, you know, everybody, come on in. Let's celebrate Christmas. So you've met my nephew, buddy, DJ Costa. - Yeah, we love it. - Five foot one. - Yeah, so everybody was welcome. He had come and bring his friends and so one of his friends, now you have to understand, this is a catered Christmas Eve party and the house is all decorated. - You have like eight trees in there? - Exactly. And a lot of people, it was catered, it was a nice event. And so one of buddy's friends, I'm not going to name him, but come to find out one of his friends went into the bathroom. - The guest bath. - The guest bath and just blew the toilet off the wall. - And he cleared the room, cleared the room. - It became the Christmas story of that. - Are you still friends with this guy? - Oh yeah, absolutely. - Has he been allowed back at your house? - Well, yeah, I couldn't, not invite, I couldn't tell him he's banned from the house, but I mean, it begs the question, right? - Yes. - 'Cause I know if I'm at someone's home, how do I just won't go? - I would never, never ever. - No, especially if you're working, like what happened at Lisa's house, to go right up to the homeowner and be like, can I use the bathroom and then do that? - Oh, it was horrible, it blew it off the wall. - I really don't think, like save is actually in there, I would prefer just to go to like a hotel or something down the street. - Right, I agree. - But, why didn't you clean it up so that no one knows what happened in there? - Well, sometime. - Why would you leave it for people to see what's going on? - Totally agree. - I would check every part of the toilet, I would open the seat up, I would spray something. - Crack a window? - Yeah. - There's always, everybody keeps, well, not many people are carrying matches. - Yeah, that's true. - That was the old way, right? But, almost everybody keeps room spray in the bathroom. - They do, right? - If you don't, you're just like, setting your dress up for failure, but like, most people do have some type of spray. - They do. - You use a toilet paper, you wipe it down. - Yeah. - I don't know. - No, but here's the deal, with my Christmas Eve debacle. - Yes. - The smell was the least of the problems. He literally rendered the bathroom useless. - Oh, he clogged the toilet? - No, no, it was worse than a clog. I mean, he dismantled this toilet. - You know what, you needed a handyman. - You needed a handyman, Bill. (laughing) ♪ Baby, I love it ♪ ♪ And I'm done exaggerating ♪ I gotta tell you, my nephew buddy listens sometimes, buddy, if you're listening, I forget which, I'm not gonna name names, but I see a picture of him right in front of me, but I forget his name. - No, I remember this story when he told it on the other first time. - Is it dome? - Well, it reminds me of the scene in "Dumb and Dumber." - Yes. - Remember towards the end, he goes into the, he was the restroom, and then the toilet breaks. - And wasn't there something in something about Mary, too, with the toilet? - Yes, there was. - Yes, yeah. - No, this is, this is, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, that does beg the question. Like Billy said, do you use the bathroom or not? - I'm having worked on it at my house right now. - Oh. - And, you know, one of the guys he's super nice, two times, including yesterday, you know, came in and said, you know, can I use your bathroom? And I said, of course, but, you know, it's kind of known to the workers that if they need to go like number one, they can go into the woods behind the house, like woods. - Sure, sure, sure. - It's New Hampshire. - Yeah, you live in the woods. - Yeah, so maybe he just doesn't want to do that, but he didn't do anything bad, you know, but I-- - Okay, let him pee in your toilet. Oh, he's all in the woods. - No, it's fine. - What is it? - What do you mean? - Like me, I'll pee in the woods. - No, but what I'm saying is like whether you're a guest, but especially if you're a handyman, right? You, if you know you've got an emergency, you drive up the street to a gas station or a restaurant, have you ever done that? Like, where you just casually walk into a restaurant acting like you're a patron? - Yeah. (laughing) - You have to fake it, right? You can't just walk right to the bathroom. - You always go to like a McDonald's or Wendy's 'cause they don't care that I'm paying attention. - Well, yeah, I'm sure it's happened to a lot of people. - Yeah. - Well, some of those places, I'm not gonna name names, but they actually put a combination lock on the bathroom. - They do, you have, do you need the code? - You have to be a customer. - Well, it depends on what I say. - I hate to say it, but it depends on what zip code you're in. - What's that? - It depends on normally where, like what town you're in. Certain towns, I feel like more like inner city, like Quincy or Boston or whatever, they have key pads, a few of the burbs, you can just walk right in. So it brings us to topic time, and so the question is, - Do you leave? - Has it happened to you, you know, suddenly an emergency and you're in someone's home? - Or has it been your home? - Yes, even more. - Have you been a victim? - Yes. - Suddenly, no one's using the toilet. - And the party clears out. (laughing) - Give us a call and stop at times 617-931-1108, Justin, they can get the dark backs in too, right? - Yeah, leave a message. I'll get your voice heard on the radio, on Kiss 108 on the iHeart app. When you search Kiss 108, tap that little red microphone. - Yeah, it's poop time, actually topic time, next. - Kiss 108. - What is the topic? - Today, we're going to be talking about... - Billy and Lisa present topic time. - Talk amongst yourself. - Topic time. - Okay, it is a topic time on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. I need to caution you. It's kind of a crappy story this morning. It all started with Gwyneth Paltrow, right? At least she had an incident at her house. - Good friend of hers was staying overnight. There was a catastrophic incident. - Involving a toilet. - Yep. - And that's all we'll say. We'll let everybody else chime in. We've got a lot of talk backs. We certainly have a lot of phone calls on this. And you can still call in 617-931-1108. And we'll start with you, Taylor. Good morning. What have you got for us? - Hi, how are you? - Good, go ahead. Okay, I have chronic IBS. So when I have to go, I have to go. I haven't broken a toilet like the person in your house, but I've had to stop over at a Dunkin' Donuts. I have to go at work. I have to go at friends' houses. 'Cause when my IBS comes, you gotta just go. - You gotta go, you gotta go. - How do you handle that though? - What's that? - How do you handle it? Do you have like, spray on you at all times, you? - Oh, I have the poopery spray in my purse. I have it in my carry-on bag. I have it in my bathroom. In case someone at my house has to go, I have the poop wipes, you know. - So you prepared? - I like that though, that you're ready for anything. - I wasn't aware that poopery existed. - I'm ready for anything. - Yeah, it's actually very good. - You don't have poopery is? - Yeah. - Oh, it's a big hit. - Okay, well you spray it before. - Before you go. - Before you go too. - Oh my goodness, we see it in a lot of guest bathroom. - Yeah, but that's a, I mean, that's a medical. - Right, that's a different story. - So she's always worried about it. - It's gonna laugh and matter. - No, it's not. - It's not a laugh matter, but I think it's something she deals with, and other people might deal with it too. Like maybe Lisa's Handyman, or maybe your guy. - Correct. - That came to your party, and they just weren't prepared. - Exactly. - But she is ready to go. - I'm gonna go on a limb and say that the Handyman and Lisa's house just had a big lunch. - I think so too. - Yeah, I think there's a good issue on this one. - Lisa had a Handyman, he went to the bathroom and basically clogged the toilet. - Yeah, so we really talking about this. - Yeah, we're wearing our donut. - Let's go to Maggie, you're up next. Maggie, what's your story? - Hi, so I was living with my aunt over the winter, and she was getting her first floor completely renovated up in Maine. And so it's a very small town, and she kind of knew everyone. And so she knew the Handyman, and they were kind of like friends and whatnot. And so they would use the bathroom, of course, when they were at the house. In the spring, they started working on the neighbor's house across the street, and that was like a complete rental, so they didn't have a bathroom in there, and they would still come over our house. - Oh, oh, oh, so when it was time to go, they'd just walk across the street and use your toilets. - That's hilarious. - Right. - Yeah. - That's like a little too friendly. - A little too friendly. - I just drive out the street. - Yeah. - All right, I like that one. Was that a New Hampshire call? - Me, well, she's in Maine. - Okay, let's go to Steve. Steve, what's your story? - So, Buddy and I were in a bar, and we're watching these guys play darts, and all of a sudden we get the smell, and we're all looking at each other, and it wasn't me, and literally started clearing out the bar, so this guy goes over to the men's room door, kicks the door open to Yell-It, whoever did it, and my buddy realized it wasn't coming from the men's room door, and he goes, "Wrong door, sir." And it was coming from the ladies room. - Oh. - And cleared the bar out, and we're out on the sidewalk, and this 25-year-old kid, and we're looking at him, and he says, "Yeah, that was coming from the ladies room, "and he says, "Well, it might pick up a girl from this place. "First thing I'm going to do is take a home and rob her." (laughing) - Oh, good one, Steve. Wow, that's the best one in the morning so far. - I should mention before we go to the next caller, right? That Billy infamously has a rule on his boat, that no one is allowed to use the restroom, right, Billy? - Oh no, you're allowed, it's advised that, you know, if you go on number two, you won't go on number one. - And so famously, several years ago, a big Hollywood star rented the boat to, you know, while he was filming a movie here, Billy could say his name, and it's Mark Wahlberg, and Mark broke that rule. - Yeah, he was paying the use of his boat. - Right, Jim, the whole boat up. - I couldn't believe it, and I didn't find out until the next day after the crew had all left. There's a lot of protein there. - It could have been one of his people, you know, and maybe not Mark, but just a giant, let's go. I mean, it's hard to break an entire system. - It is. - But let's go to Shannon next. Shannon, give us a good one, go ahead. - So it was over a Memorial Day weekend, and my daughters and I went to a friend's house, and we, I thought that my daughter was maybe hungover. She was about 19-ish, so I thought she was hungover, and she went to the bathroom, and she was gonna be sick. So, you know, we didn't think anything of it. I, again, just thought she was hungover. She came out afterwards, and the toilet was running, and there was a huge mess. We wound up in the emergency room. She had kidney stones. - Oh my God. - Oh. That sounds good. - Yeah. - But see, that's a medical issue. - Yeah. - So. - I know, but it was devastating to destroy my friend's bathroom. (all laughing) - I bet. - That's the thing. Somebody's gonna get hurt, you know? - Shannon, like, I don't care about her. Can you say she embarrassed me at my friend friend? - Hey, Zack, what are you doing? Ah, okay, there's a good one. Let's get some chalk pecs. - Lucy here, does anybody else remember the infamous "Friends" episode with Ross and his leather pants and the powder in that four-woman bathroom? That's all I keep thinking about, and I can't get that out of my mind. - Oh, we remember. - I got really hot in my leather pants, so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from that. The sweat or something, or my legs expanded from the heat. (all laughing) I can't get them back on. Sorry, I can't. - Yeah, he tried baby powder, he calls Joey, and he's like, "Try lotion," he tries everything, and then he has to walk out of the bathroom with his pants and his pants. - At least, should I tell my parking lot? No, please don't. - Oh, my God. - No, please don't. - Yeah, Billy has a lot of episodes. - No, okay, there was one. - We've heard about a guy that's very clean. - Right. - He's dirty. - It's not about clean or not clean, it was-- - It was an inset aunt. - Yeah. - It was one inset. - With a parking lot, that's all we need to know. But anyway, we gotta go to my homeland. You know what my homeland is, right? Peru, that's right. - Hey, Kiss 108, this is Gabriella calling from Cusco, Peru. Wanted to share a story about an extra neighbor and her little sister that came over. They boxed macaroni and cheese with us, and we watched a movie, and the little sister joined to the bathroom and never said anything when we went in. She had projectile vomited and done a 360 around the whole bathroom. It took forever to clean up, and it was disgusting. - Oh, my God. - We actually getting international stories now from Peru about puke and poo. Imagine she's in Peru listening on "The I Heart Out" to our show, and she's like, "I've got to call him with my story." - Totally, blowing up the bathroom. - 360 degrees, woo! - Woo! - Oh my God. - I maintain that what you should do is if you're going to potentially destroy somebody's bathroom and do a courtesy flush. So halfway through, a flush. - Yes. - Assess a situation, and then continue on. That way, there's less chairs for being clogged, and it's just more polite. And for God's sakes, just open the window. - Yeah, highly recommend the courtesy flush. - The courtesy flush is a big thing in prison. - That's way through. You have to courtesy flush. - Well, you're in a cell with another person. - That's right, yeah. - I've been trying to teach my boys that. - Yeah, you should. - Tell you, it's good for college, because college is your bathroom. - Yeah. - Sometimes in the hallway. - Yeah, first of all, I'm in college. - I've never really understood the really loud ones. - They really love flushes? - No, they, you know. - Like they make noises? - Yeah. - Okay, you know what? - See, he's taking a second. - Yeah, he's taking a second. - No, we can't, but this is too great. It's a real, listen, this is a real conversation with something that happened to Gwyneth Prologo's house. And I think it's something that a lot of people deal with. - And it really happened to me too. - At least it just happened to me. - At least it caused a swimming company to come in. And clean her bathroom, 'cause she didn't want to go in there. - Well. - Exactly. You put caution tape on. - Now you've got a new handyman. - Oh, the handyman. Back to the handyman. (laughing) - Well a lot of these handyman have construction workers and stuff, they're working in people's houses. - Right. - You know, I have them at my house and they're using my bathroom. Nothing's happened, thank God. - I like it. - Geez, Bill, keep it clean. - I remember my dad told a story one time who was doing an HVAC job and he just had an emergency. Couldn't make it down the street somewhere or couldn't go anywhere else. But this woman's bathroom didn't even have a chance to ask her really quick to use the bathroom. He just had to go and he went in there and did what he had to do. Ended up clogging the toilet. Was plunging it, trying to clean as much as he could. Couldn't find any air freshener and he goes back to doing his job and the sun goes into the bathroom and then yells down to the mom, "Hey mom, did you take a--" *laughs*