You know this one, the guy has sex with a pie. He also commits what wean act of criminal cyber-voyeurism. So, you know, not the best. But despite that will the boys still think this works?
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Cold Open Lyrics
To the tune of Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
Pacts are really lazy ways to
Tie together ends of a story
Deals and bets are just boring
Tropes to pull a groan out of me
Never met a teenager so
focused on just getting their dick wet
We all just got what we could get
And fought our adolescent acne
on our face
(And rarely ever won)
I watched it now I'm not well
But that's all right, I'm here to tell
Broadcasting consentless masturbation
Has to be so illegal
Despite her looking so regal
Her scholarship is lost over this
Molesting pastry in the kitchen
K I guess that joke is still funny
Cuz' Eugene Levy is lovely
And not because of Jim, Jason Biggs
Or Apple Pie
Joe watched it and he's not well
Not from the film, it’s just his health
I watched it and I'm not well
My mental health, is mental hell
Yeah, it’s a parody
But that doesn’t mean
There is no real critique
Of the original song line
‘Bout breeding people’s minds
It’s meaner than required
Back to American Pie
I’ll summarize
This movie is a textbook case of
Using all the bodily juices
To distract from abuses
Of every trope the movie could throw, into a hole
Watching bad behavior get
rewarded or forgiven’s so boring
There I said it it’s boring
It’s neither ironic, nor edgy, it’s pathetic!
Joe watched it and he's not well
Not from the film, it’s just his health
I watched it and I'm not well
My mental health, is mental hell
Does. This. Still. Work.