Hey everybody, it's Taylor. Uh, Taffy and I were lucky enough to perform on the FalMonkey's live Pride 48 show the other night. And as Ricky had mentioned on the show, the first half was a FalMonkey's episode and the second half of that show was a Pot-As-My-Co pilot episode. This is the second half of that episode. Um, if you'd like to hear what happened during the first half, you have to go to FalMonkey's and download Pride 48 show Part 1 from the FalMonkey's feed. It's a wonderful show. We want to thank Ricky and Julian very much. Uh, we'd also like to thank the producers of Pride 48 for allowing us the opportunity to speak to all of you. Um, if you are not already a donated to Pride 48, it's very easy to do so. You just go to Pride48.com and you can subscribe with a five dollar monthly donation. It's really important that we have sites like Pride 48 because it allows us to hear all different new shows and to try new things. I know that I subscribe to a couple of new shows. I'm not going to say who, but I subscribe to a couple of new shows and I'm looking forward to hearing them. So please go to Pride48.com, look at what they're doing, look at all the good things they do for the GLBT community and enjoy the show. Here is part two of the Pride 48 show with FalMonkeys. Hi, this is Ricky and Julian from the FalMonkey's podcast. Please join us every Sunday from three to four p.m. Eastern Standard Time. The only time's in that matters on Pride48.com. That's the introduction to our show. I follow it a lot. Taylor's just in there like, what the fuck are we doing? What the fuck are we doing? So do I do like my intro? Just do your thing. Okay, shit. What number are we doing? Do your thing, honey? 152. Hi everybody, this is Taylor and thank you for downloading episode 152. I don't know. Some episode of pod is my co-pilot. We are taping tonight live from the FalMonkey studio in downtown Lakeland Florida. Beautiful majestic Lakeland Florida and I am joined as always by Tappy Carlisle Huffington. And Rodin. And because we're in the FalMonkey studio and you know we didn't actually break into the place, we had to have the other guys on from FalMonkey. So joining us tonight are Ricky. Hello, and Julian. Hi everyone. Well, Connor's here too. And I was going to get to that. These craft services, they don't have a real job, a real name, a real name. Garson, his name is craft. Are you going to say hi? Hi. Okay, that's all you get. You had your chance. You could help on the mic and make your voice, sorry, but nobody wants to hear you. I will tell you that at the at the gay days podcasting dinner when when we left, I did look at Taylor and said I enjoyed Connor very much. So, and I believe my response to that was he needs to keep his filthy whore hands off of you. You touched my hag. I'd killed men for less. So apparently people want to hear calls from Ricky's mama. But okay, do you guys absolutely know what you're going to do? Okay, let's, people are going crazy. They're like, Ricky's mama, play Ricky's mama. Oh my god, we fell below 60 users. We have to stop. No, well, we're on power. My co-pilot now. Okay. No, no, we will not stop. And okay, so can I tell a real quick, a no story? I know that that's kind of big fatties thing to do that. No, that's, no, that's our thing too. Well, okay, but technically, you don't ever say no to anyone in the non-potosphere world that was actually Babaloo's thing. When Babaloo and I first started going together, I would try to scare him. Unfortunately, I kept trying to do it when he was driving. So at the time, I would tweak his nipple or sit in a stoplight. That sort of thing to get him all crazy. And one time I went to just why I just went like that. And he went, no, like that. And threw his hands up over his face. I cried. I was laughing so hard. He does this thing when he goes, this he goes, yeah. So, and so whenever you go, no, on your show, I picture my boyfriend with his nipples tweaked. Oh, okay. So that's kind of hot. Oh, do it again. Hey, hold on. Jesus. Oh, God, he's playing with wires. That's never good. No, I'm not doing it. I was going to say that. Welcome, German bear. We're glad that you're here. German bear call in and do any of you spreckensy, Deutsch? No. Ricky says fluid and slut, though. You taught me horror. Ricky, whatever. Pick and see our final. Oh, German bear, tell us what that means because I don't know. Yes, you do. What's that mean? Suck me, bitch. Fickin, see our anal. Oh, fuck me in the ass. Thank you. Hey, I'm German y'all. I told you you spake sluts. I'm German y'all. He's multicultural in John now. German bear, call our number 2069843685. We want to hear a call from you because now Ricky can get laid in Epcot. Yeah, Ricky creams himself when he hears he's German bear talk. He's hi. Hello, Ricky. This is John. I'm not going to do this for you. We have an ongoing joke in my house that I'm not going to get too extensive into, but Rocko, my pug, we've decided that he actually is a Nazi on the run. So he talks in a German accent all the time. It's fantastic. It's very, you know, do a little bit. Why is, why is Zebald one playing with Zefart one? I don't understand why he's not feeding me. People are listening to me. I was listening to some song, Fucksy Peineve, sucking on my titties like you vaunted me. You get this to where we were laughing to point with the dog. That's adorable. Oh, he said, are you crazy? Do you know how much a call to the US would call to me? Talk a lot. Talk a lot. You are not worth a call. You Skype. Yeah, you Skype. Didn't you do that last time? No, I don't know. He did that one time. We're in Germany as him. Where in Germany is him. Where? English major where in Germany is he? I'm not sure he'll tell us in a second. About seven seconds. Do we'll do a phone call while we're waiting? All right. Hi. The movie show is looking for guests for these upcoming shows. Wait, those ginger bears and the mothers that love them a little too much. She's a no one. Tank enthusiast and the woman who rides tanks for a living. Men who have albino power monkeys and Cuban bears and their naughty sex tapes reveal. Yes. Call 1-888-GO-MORRY. We show ideas and guest information. That's 1-888-GO-MORRY. Go, go, Maury. Thank you, Joe. More coverage. Cuban bears and their sex tapes. I thought I had that well hidden. I don't think I've saw it. It's on Cuban bears and their sex tapes.com. Tapes, tapes. It's on their takes. It can also be ordered from the same number as one night in Paris. Yes, I ask. One night in Havana. Havana nights. Havana nights. I do ask Taylor and Babaloo to come over and check on our house while we were gone last week. I don't think I'll listen. I kept telling them. I kept saying, you know, use the pool. Use the jacuzzi. Have a great time. Baba, baba, baba. And he goes, you have cameras set up all over your house. There's no fucking way we're going to do anything in your house. And I was like, uh, but, uh, fuck. That's what you meant, right? No, you're upset because you have the reporter going? No, I, I, I, I'm, I'm convinced that at some point I would trip some wire and he scores up and down the tank house, our house wired, which of course, he had to say he spent the night with our girls. He babysit the girls once and he was just like, the whole time I was sleeping in your bed, all I kept thinking about was that I was going to move and then I was going to trip some hair trigger wire and then guns were going to go off and they were like watching the game. I'm like, are you kidding me? Because there was this big thing of do not do not open the door after you set the alarm, do not open the doors. There's this you're piercing. We have a paralyzer alarm in our house. So if you open the door, if you set the certain alarm at night and then you open one of the doors that aren't zone friendly in 30 seconds, I can put you on the floor. And I unfortunately told him this because my fear was that he would forget and then he was like paranoid all along that he was going to, you know, trip some something. So how did the people in the house get away if it puts you on the floor? Well, that's just it. It puts you on the floor until the cops come and then they arrest the people. Damn. But what if there are people in the house with you? Like if you're there and they break into your house? Well, we have seven sets of French doors. If you're nowhere, you're nowhere that you're not 10 feet from a door to get out of our house. So if you if you if you're impaired enough that you can't get out of the house, being having a paralyzer alarm is least your worries. So see, there you go. That's interesting. She beats them with her orange and white dildo. Doing her. And she's like, oh, tank, pretend you're going to come into the room. Oh, I paralyzed you. Oh, stop it right now. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Uh, German bear wants to know who the lady is in the studio. Where? I was going to say Taylor. Um, apparently you don't listen to pot is my copilot, which we'll get you in a moment, but they're all answering for you. But go ahead. I'm Taffy Carla Humpington. I'm your best nightmare. Wow. Can you put your that came from her vagina? It speaks German too. It has a little Hitler message. Das boot is more like it. All right. We got to ride home with me. We got to play this call from my mama before people like start having heart attacks here. Let's see. I'm sorry. You played like 18 calls or four. I know it's not my mom to play. You know, you can mark what calls they are. No, because they come in and I don't have time. I don't have time. Y'all are these fucking people. He has other things to do. He's fucking people. He's been up the funny. Where? It's funny, the name of his dick. If he's keeping up the funny. Mommy and daddy, you're fighting again. You're in the fight. We might get bikes out of it this time. You're like it. Laughing tongue. Stop calling Connor that. And I believe now we have a title for episode 152. Your knees are hard. Yes. I have to kiss Ricky full on the mouth for that one. You know when you laugh like that, you kind of sound like Rudin. That's it. When you laugh like that, that's kind of what you say. That's how he sounds to his victims that he has under the floor. That he keeps in the, you know, still bad. They didn't have ideas. The last thing they see is season three of Smurf. They're doing a live show, like a live action movie. Yes, they are. It's, I haven't seen the video trailer. This area is like Gargamel or something. Tank has this horrible, he hates the Smurfs. Like in the 1980s, no, he hates them. I used to work in a theme park that had a Smurf Christmas thing that went on in the October house. He came to visit me once and they were performing and he wanted to throw Chinese throwing stars at them. Now, this is in 1984. Were they the paper went? I don't know. He couldn't bring his nunchucks in. Exactly. I don't know, but he hates the Smurfs. So when we went to see Toy Story 3 and they had that preview and he was like, all of us had turned and looked at him. He was like, he's got to be fucking kidding me. They're making a Smurf movie with Hank Azaria. My grandma wouldn't let us watch it because she said they were Nazis. Look at that. This is the whole thing where they had where the Smurfs were supposed to be Nazis. There was a whole like, you know, they're calm. That's what she said. They were Nazis. Communist, yeah. But she called him Nazis. You have something that you weren't allowed to watch when you were a kid because of something else. I wasn't allowed to watch Cheers because on North and South Cristiali kissed the black man. I did not. We watched Cheers all the time. It was like my grandfather's favorite movie. And then one night, North and South was on. And this is when I was like in a government class and they wanted us all to watch it. So we're all sitting and watching North and South and all the sudden she starts making out the black man. He was like, we're not watching that fucking show that takes place on the bar again. I'm like, oh, what? So no, we couldn't watch Cheers from then on because Cristiali sucked face with the black man. Sorry. What is that? What is it? I think that's DJ David J and I a person. I just turned around and looked at Ricky's computer and there were two boys that were snogging on it. Snogging on it, snogging. All right, thanks, Patsy. Flat 29, it's not on here anymore. I don't know what Patsy means. Way was snogging on it. Y'all snogging. Kettle crisps. I don't know what Patsy is. Yeah, she's she's only watched half of an episode of Absolutely God. All right, Jesus, I don't tell the other one I've never watched, then I'll be in trouble for sure. Which one? I've never seen a full episode of Golden Girls. Me and Connor were watching that last night before he dosed off the bed. You are muted. No, she's not. No. And you're done. Yeah. How dare you three of them are dead now. Apparently I killed them. I was the one viewer that killed them, yes, because you didn't watch their shows. They didn't have enough money for their medication. They're dialysis or something. Oh, too soon. Too soon. Poor man. They said you're brave for emitting that to a room full. That's okay. I'm also in a room full of geeks and I will admit that I've never seen a Star Wars. That's not so bad. That's bad. I'm not like me and you're not. I like Star Wars Star Trek. Don't get me started. I don't. You can't do Star Trek. I don't know what that means. One of the funniest episodes ever of Falmonkeys was when a listener wrote in. Do you know what episode that is? Because I can't now. I don't know which one it is, but people are like wanting to listen. He said some derogatory comment about Star Trek and a listener wrote in like a five page email with like all caps and all where he read it. Yeah, Julian and Nicole were hysterical while he was reading. You did a dramatic reading. And it was good. And it was good. Did you know them or something? Because you said you had never seen Star Trek. I just said I said something to the fact of I don't get it because the machine shakes and then they're in a different whatever. And then they're like the machine shakes because they didn't know that she killed number seven. The ship shakes because shield number seven has been breached and I was like sincerely hank huffing to you. All right, we're going to do this call. Let's do one. All right. I'm just I'm getting nervous for you. I'm in this little prag for the eight thing that you told me about and it's it's like the old quill. So queer there, the ginger bag. And I'm worried because I'm watching what you're what's happening in your own nervous and it's just not like you. It's just I'm just just pretend like when you when you're when you're on the edge just pretend like you are just right in the biggest black dick like you're not going to get all red. We'd like to thank Joanne Dallas for listening in this song. Right into the sunset. You know how to do that. I know you know how to do it and you you you look through that little people into into that the albino's room and you know why he's got all that Asian furniture in there. Yeah, you know why. Thank you for telling your mom about that too. Now I just I hope you don't embarrass the family tonight on this nationwide telecast and for that sake try not to put everybody to sleep like you normally do on Sunday afternoon. Thank you for calling. Well I would like to thank my mom for you know saying how proud of me she is for riding a big black cock. Well she sounds lovely. And she is lovely. She's charming. And I'll tell you guys a little bit of the inside. Ricky does not like the Asians at all. No that's no no no no. I don't like them. I just don't have sex with them. I don't find them attractive. Don't they have small penises? Oh my god that's gravitas. You just got done talking about big glasses but big black dicks aren't. Are you kidding me? I think my dicks are at least complimentary. I'm sure that but you know Asians can do math. That was a good one. Bro Dan thought that was funny. Bro Dan thinks anything is funny that involves the word dick. Or 12 years old. So my bedroom is decorated in an Asian motif which therefore like a Geisha house. They're like just where it's all black lacquered. Thank you 1987. Does Connor like it when you do the maccato before. Okay we were making fun of Ricky. And now it's about here. Which is why Ricky does not come in my bedroom because he's afraid of Asian. He comes on your face. No we don't touch each other ever. So you guys have never hooked up? No they don't like when you ask that. Oh well not when you they just don't like when people say that. No no we. Do you have any times people ask if we've ever hooked up and we just go oh well that's the same thing we we yeah I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. There was that one time. I was just saying that to get you excited. No. And apparently it worked. Your knees are hard again. You know although the knees are and that chair is wet. Good thing I didn't bring the padded one. Can we tell the story about when we first came into the house what she did. Oh my god. Okay I apparently had a loose string hanging off my sleeve. So Tappy being the way Tappy is. Tappy was in my house for three minutes tonight and actually followed me into my bedroom and started making the bed. Do you know how I do. Do you know how they came me from doing that? Make your bed. Well or not let you in my house. Anyway so I got your husband cupcakes. You did. And I had a string so she pulled the string off of the sleeve just because she said it's driving you crazy you have to get rid of it. So we're all standing talking in a circle in the living of in the middle of the dining room and she rolls a little string up into a ball and just tosses it. I have something that has a pocket I thought I put it in. Well yeah I'm standing there looking at her and I see this thing fly our arcade across on the floor. I'm like I didn't realize it didn't. And then she's like oh no have I noticed. You know Joan spent hours writing his divorce today. Um Gervita says my weenie is tiny right six inches beddy beddy tiny in comparison to Joe and Darrus who has a foot wrong penis. Make her that baby's arm. But Gervita is not reading glitter funny when I read it I guess. It was funny Ricky. I laughed on the inside where he counts deep down. She left in her vagina and that's the best laugh that Tappy can give you. That's the highest form of compliment. My vagina laughs at you sir. When my vagina laughs we all laugh. Give her a drink she'll make a clap for you. Okay I asked you why must my vagina constantly be a topic of your conversation. Because this is your show now. That is true. Your vagina is a huge source of humor for me. And 43rd fleet. I would never do a navy man. Army all the way. You enjoy semen and you though. Oh. In both ends. Oh wow. And eyes and ears and nose. Are you talking about yourself Ricky? No. Ricky can you put your tongue on your upper lip and suck in so hard that when you pull it down it makes a sound. Huh? I'm just going to fasten it. I'm not going to say. And we're down to two listeners. Yes. We're all going. What the fuck? That was Julian's butthole by the way. It's not that time. It's interactive. This is Julian's butthole. That's because Connor's a big hanging man. Hello. See Connor said yes. He was offended before now he's agreeing. Lala Lauren has joined the room. Thank you very much for all of our shirts and our business cards and all that stuff. Yeah she was responsible for our good days. Sure. Oh you guys did you see them? Did you? I saw them online. I have a picture of you guys. They're very cute. The ginger bear shirt. Yes. And the albino shirt. A bino. A bino. And cheaper. And team Julian. Team Julian. God. Someone so no one cares about him. Ricky said. Ricky said who's going to wear team Ricky? Sure. I was like nobody because you don't have anybody. I would have worn a team. I would have worn a team. If I wasn't going to be busy wearing my show promoting my show. Team Ricky who? All right we have one more call. Let's get this done. I think it's my mama again. Maybe. My ginger bear. Oh. Oh no. I am quashed. I am a lot more broken. You're fucking up. You're starting it all. Fucking it up. And your mother was going to be so proud. I've got all the people from the church listening and you're fucking up. And then you talk about throwing your legs in the air for some sort of lot more. Oh you mama. Oh. You've got those nice people there and you're helping you. You're belching on both of them. But both of them might go with some sweet food in it. And oh. Oh. I'm God forbid I hope it gets better but I don't have any. I know I just don't have any any any any confidence it's going to get me better. But in fact I'm just going to go out and drink and I can't even go to sleep thinking about I'm going out drinking. I really think the death of your father of firstly affect your mother. It just means that I'm like Kevin. If you could all see Taylor's face right now. I said how many days did it? And that's what I said to you. He's a worker right now. He sure did. He'll have five minutes later. Because Ricky's roped gal. I'll take a thought. Oh God. My face is a little warm y'all. How many of those have you had? That's third one. It's a third one since the show. Yeah. I think it is close to like five. No. You've had two before they got here and you've had like two incense. You added ice to the third one. This is the same one. All right. So it's two and three five and three quarters. Whatever measurements who cares. Booking like a man with a small penis. I have big balls though. He does. And he doesn't lie. Sir, you are big fatties. Child. So what do we have? We don't have anything. You guys have any more to talk about because we have 40 minutes to do. There goes the time check. You understand that Taylor and I talk incessantly all of these. Are you basically could just turn your microphones off and let us talk to one another about what we always talk to? We can fill it out. It's your shower. It's your part. It's your part. It's your one I put on the pressure like that. Now I'm like, Oh shit, what am I going to talk about? Talk to me. I could talk about Taffy going to our restroom. - Okay, I explained to the fellow monkeys, "I have to go potty." And they're like, "Please, we even cleaned it." And we were polite enough to put the seat down. And I walk in, and there, at first, there's a hysterical picture of Richard that is on the, it's like very close up, and it's very cute, and it's very him. And I'm standing there, and I'm thinking, "There's no door." (laughing) - This is a gay bar restaurant. (laughing) So I walk back out, and I just kind of walked into the kitchen and stood there, and they're like, "What's wrong?" And I'm like, "There's no door in your bathroom." And they're like, "She's an idiot." (laughing) You're not gonna walk through a little hallway, a four-yay for the bathroom, if you will. (laughing) So Ricky had to come and show it to me. And Taylor's just shaking his head, like, she really is stupid. - But it's funny, though, is she's used the bathroom a couple times. - So what you really want to see when you're in that bathroom-- - It's Ricky. - Like, sitting on the toilet-- - Yeah, it's Ricky. - Is Ricky looking at you going, "Boom, boo." - Yeah. (laughing) - Aw. - No. - I'm used to seeing Taylor. - That makes everything you've never seen me while you're pooping. That makes-- - I wasn't pooping, I was peeing. I mean, it's someone else's house. (laughing) - Oh, you know what? That's funny, because-- - Good guy. - On my date last night. - You had to poop. - I had to use the bathroom. - So bad. - So we needed time to get all the magazines off the glass table. (laughing) - It's gender stats. (laughing) - How dare you. Very, very dare you. (laughing) - Um, but this morning-- - The Ricky puts his metal bit red nuts. (laughing) - Aw, this just smells good. - That's true. - Oh my God, I swear. (laughing) - Now I have a headache. - I'm sorry, so go ahead. - But this morning we went out to breakfast and we came back to his house, Kelly's. - Kelly's, oh, that sounds fabulous. (laughing) - It's kind of like a breakfast diner that's kind of like hamburger marries. - It's not right by the bicycle path. - Yes, it's all like right there. But I got back to his house and I was like, oh, I need to go home and I'm like, I didn't want to go home. I just wanted to use the bathroom and I didn't want to use the bathroom in his house. But by the time I got there, it was too late. - But when you were other shred, - I had to do it. - Like you pooped your pants? - No! - That's what I got in that too. - No, but the gophers were, oh. (laughing) - It was a peanut butter moment. (laughing) - It was a peanut butter moment. What does that mean? - Peanut butter moment? If you take a jar of jiffy and you turn it upside down and you squeeze it a little bit, it'll come out. And if you let go of the jar, it sucks back up in. (laughing) - So that was not the problem. - Was it real loud at the end? - Oh, you are good. - He had a fan on and then I did the courtesy flush every time. - You were doing what's known as turtling where it was a peek-in. (laughing) - For airy dogging it. (laughing) - Munch. - Thank you. - Very much. Perhaps services brought us water. - Yes, thank you for sharing a glass of water. - Do you need some water? This was my glass. No, I'm finally sharing glass, but it was her tongue shovel. (mumbles) - She's half Asian. - Asian? (laughing) - We're back up to 62 users and just wiping your hand on it doesn't really... - That's what you said last night. - I was gonna say, hello. - Just wiping your hand over. - Why don't you put your tongue around the edge, you can't wipe it off your head. - Yeah, that's a conversation that's happened in my house actually, not with taffy. - Oh! (laughing) Allegedly. (laughing) - Wow, and Bobaloo's not here to defend himself. - No. - Don't drink from my glass, please, I have like your butt, nevermind. (laughing) Right now his head is on the table. I can't believe you just said that. - You need to take one restroom, yeah, when we were talking about, when we were talking about prostates. Where were we? We were at an actual restaurant at lunch. We're like sitting across from each other going, you know, I guess we'll have the cheesecks. Okay, have you ever touched Hank's prostate? (laughing) The level of property, seriously, he goes, 'cause once you just get right, and then you just hook it, oh yes, yes, and I'm thinking, people are sitting around us going, what the fuck are they talking about? 'Cause he was getting all twirly and excited. - Well, most of them are probably going, what's a prostate? - That's what I went home, I said, well do girls have prostates? And he's like, no, so I went like that, they do. I even posted it on our blog, girls do have prostates. - Really? - Really? - Yeah. - But it's like the size of a grain of rice versus ice that are-- - It really doesn't do anything for you. - No, no. - Well. - Girls prostates. - It depends on how old you are on ours. - Yeah, we're like 50, it's grape-sized fruit. - Yeah. - Grape-sized fruit. - Yeah. - Fruits-sized fruit. - That's like fruit-sized fruit, y'all. - That's like my chicken and a churro chicken-sulf taco. (laughing) - This is how he orders-- - This is how he orders-- - This is how he orders-- - I was strong. - He's always strong. - He's like, I want a chicken-ranciero chicken-sulf taco. - And did you go, but that's not the name? No, do it! Say it that way. - That's what you say. Chicken-ranciero chicken-sulf taco. - Tell the story about Pleasure Island. The night you were drunk, you were telling the story to Babaloo tonight. - I'm telling him tonight. You mean last night? - It's all one day. - It's all one day. - It's all one day. - It's all the story. - No, we were at Pleasure Island once. I was with a girl, we'll call her Colleen, and-- - 'Cause that's her role name? - That's her actual name. (laughing) And I was, I don't get drunk ever. It's very, very rare that I drank or get drunk. And this is one of those moments where I had maybe drank. I, we had discovered the lovely joy of raspberry lemon drops. - Mmm, number one. - And we were dumping sugar on each other's necks and licking them off and then slamming them, and I was like, put it this way. - And then, like, and all of them were about 300 pounds. - And you're like, start to finger bang, right? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Because that's what happens. - I'm gonna tell you. - When girls drink, they start finger bangin'. - No, I gotta tell you, there's not enough alcohol in the entire world that would make me finger bang Colleen. I'm just letting out, I'm putting it out there. I would finger bang Taylor before I was finger bang. (laughing) - You would want that for me. - Well, at least, you know where the prostate is. - Right, and eggs, thank you. So, I had it. - She's very thorough. - Put it this way, the drinks were $7 each, and Lola's bar tab for that evening was over $300. And there was only six of us drinking. So we were fucked up. (laughing) - I gotta cut that out. - Fucked up. So as we were leaving, we get to one of those little, like, kiosk things as you're leaving Pleasure Island, and it's got the woman, it's like the end of the night, it's like 130, so they got all the extra slices of pizza out, and I walked up and I said, "I need pizza, and I need water." And I'm with Colleen, and I'm doing the whole thing as we're walking, where we're linked arms, every person we'd walk past, that was on their honeymoon with the ears, I'd go, "I'm gonna go home and fuck her." (laughing) - Oh. - Which is charming, so we get up there, and she goes, "Okay," and she gets out, the one piece of pizza on a little paper plate, the sad little Mickey Mouse plate, and the one little bottle of water, she goes, "That'll be $7.15." I only have $4, and she goes, "That it'll be $7.15." I said, "I want the fucking pizza in the water, and I only have $4." And Colleen goes, "Give her the fucking pizza." (laughing) I don't care how much you cut, you can give her the fucking pizza right now. (laughing) 'Cause apparently the look on my face was one of those, I was a half a second from reaching into the window and grabbing, "Give me the fucking pizza!" I got the pizza in my water, and really, ultimately, that's all that matters. - It was a win-win, she got the pizza and the woman got to live. (laughing) - And $4. - And $4, and she got the $4. Like, her just demanded the pizza, exactly. - But what's sad about Disney is, they probably would have done it for you. They just sort of gave it to you, right? - They probably wouldn't have just given it to you. That's why they're saying, "Look at that poor girl, "just give her the pizza." - She only has $4. - Look at that poor girl, she's gonna have to go fuck Colleen. (laughing) - That was the night, that was one of the evenings that John Goodman was with us, and the Disney police came and got Lola and I, and said, "You need to come get your friend "because she's pantless in the bathroom "at the country bar." (groaning) - In the men's room. - In the men's room. (groaning) - Not that we're going to get on a tangent of Orlando stories because we do have some, you know, some silence clause somewhere, but John Goodman also blew the DJ at A-Trex in the DJ booth. - Well-- - While we were on the-- - I used to be a DJ, so-- - And that happened all the time for me. - Did some big fat cow blow you in the mouth? (laughing) You were a DJ. - You might want to get yourself checked if she did. - Not A-Trex, I was a DJ at a queer bar. And let me tell you that does go on. - The one, the gay bar that has a bathroom attendant now for a bathroom that's the size of the table. - Right. (laughing) - But you know, in A-Trex at Pleasure Island, where you could still have 12-year-olds dancing on the thing, you know, it's, you know, celebration. It's playing, you know, celebrate, now that other-- - Celebrate. (laughing) - Anyways. - Fine. (laughing) - There's part of me that misses those weekends and other parts. Not so much. (laughing) - I went to Pleasure Island a couple of times and the one, what was the one that mannequipped? That was always my favorite. - That was our favorite. - So it was my favorite until I fell down and hit my head on the banister. And then I no longer liked it anymore because as soon as I left the bar, I threw a bar of place. - Aww. - And I think I really had a concussion but I wanted to drink some more so I just didn't tell anybody. - We didn't really understand, that was one of the best bars. - It's awesome. - You're gonna give people alcohol, put them on a revolving-- - Oh yeah, it's not good. - And, well not only that, it's a revolving floor that goes counterclockwise, so your wholesome of gravies off and then we're gonna have the disco ball spinning clockwise. - Right. - And then you get vertigo as a completely sober. Yeah, that was. - And then you're watching guys in mirror G-strings like two gymnastics on each other. So while your body's going in two different directions, you're also focusing your attention on-- - And the floor is always sticky and not for the fun reason. - Yeah, that sounds like a Jaeger bomb night. (laughing) - Oh, Jaeger. - I've only had Jaeger once and I-- - It's disgusting. - It's disgusting. - After eating a medium pizza pan pizza. - Oh. - You ate the whole thing? - I was 19. It was last week. (laughing) - I was, we all ordered pizza one night and over the course, this was like over the course of maybe like an hour, I sat and it, which still sounds horrible. I ate this medium pizza pan pizza and then we all decided we were gonna do shots. Was it Jaeger? Must have been Jaeger. - Jaeger's the one in the green square. - Yeah, then that was Jaeger and-- - And it tastes like fucking black licorice. - I wouldn't know. - And now the guys in Germany swing, fuck yeah. - Because they use it as like pepto bismol over there. - Well, I, yeah, it was bad. - Tank and Joy's Jaeger. - Pepto bismol makes me throw up too. - Jaeger makes me a big slut. - It does and let me tell you what else it makes him do. - Connor's running for Jaeger as we speak. - Let me tell you what else it makes him do. It makes him come home from the bar and puke in the middle of the street and about shit is pants. (laughing) - What's the feeling we're going to face is that we were not supposed to get out of here. - Okay, first of all, I did not puke in the street. - He's a lady. - I puked in the street, totally puked in the street. Right over here, you stopped and puked and then you came into the field and puked again. - Oh, I forgot that part. - Yes. (laughing) - When Taylor gets drunk, he gets-- - We're not, didn't you? - A little bit. - Taylor likes to tell stories of, he likes to tell stories of his childhood, but then when he gets, you know, there's everyone has their line of drunkenness where they're funny, funny, funny, and then all of a sudden it just turns sad. (laughing) - Apparently we're going to tell a story from Taylor's sad childhood now. (laughing) - So, Bobaloo and I have made the dual decision that this one needs to get to bed, because when the stories were starting to take a drastic turn, so we give him up the spiral staircase, one of those old wire, you know, metal, whatever. We get him into bed and I'm laying there and I'm literally sitting beside him and Bobaloo, Bobaloo's pacing 'cause it was like, they've only been together about eight months and I think he was actually kind of concerned. - And probably thinking, "Should I just leave the situation?" - No, he wanted to do the whole, I want to take care of him and he wasn't in that place just yet, so I'm talking, he was like, "Stop talking to me, like you're one of my kids." Or like, "I'm one of your kids." And I was like, "Okay, fine." And I said, "Then you need to sleep it off "and I'm just gonna go, "Don't leave me, "just sit here until I fall asleep." (laughing) But he gets very much, he could turn on a dime of just the whole, you know, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing when I was little, I picked up a turtle. (laughing) (laughing) At a bar. (laughing) - The turtle raped me. - Dilly, have you ever heard my turtle story? - I'm Ricky. (laughing) - I told the turtle story on our show. - Oh, that's right, never mind. - But you can tell it again, for people that are in the room, that have never heard it, because we only have 58 users and I fucking suck. - Oh, I have a lot of information in the 58 users. - The people that had left some. - Not being bitchy, that's what I mean. - You are kind of, I'm bitchy. - You're an angry drunk. - You are angry. - I'm going into diabetic coma. (laughing) - Diabetes isn't funny, I'm a diabetic. - Oh please, if we can talk about retarded children, we can talk about your diabetes. - No, it thinks it's funny. (laughing) - Actually, that's kind of true. You wouldn't run out of life without that. - Yeah. - That's about right. - Get it ready, and I'll point to you. - Okay. - So this morning I took my blood sugar, and unfortunately it was like 300 degrees, and I was foaming at the mouth, and suddenly I started shaking and fell on the floor. (laughing) - Did I say 300 degrees? - Yes, you did, I just said you were muted. - I fucked it up. - You're pretty much dead at 300 degrees. - Is that what your number really was? - No. - Oh, I was going to say. (laughing) You and I were going to have a long talk on the way out of it. - No, my blood sugar has been great. - Someone's going to spank you. - I'm on the leaveneer now. I don't know what that means. - Did your heart be cleared on the air? (laughing) - Does the family heal appear in a level air? - That goes all the way down to your face. (laughing) - My ears are sweating. - Your ears are sweating? - And you're-- - It's too much joy coming in them through the hair. - Your hair effects similarly on the top of your head sticking straight up. - You look like a baby duck. (laughing) - You know, that's not funny because I saw a baby duck peeled over here on the-- - Oh, don't tell that story. - Why would you mind? Why would you tell that story? - Why would you-- - That's just as funny as your diabetes. (laughing) I was trying to be funny with your diabetes, you sick fucker. (laughing) - It's the joy cast. (laughing) - No, once then we had to be funny. (laughing) - Wow. - I can't say that every week. I got to be honest with you. - To your show. (laughing) - Oh, what? - Ricky. Is that the direction you-- - Split the line, Ricky. - You are being mean. - I'm, no, it's not, I'm not mean. - I like me and Ricky. - I don't like me and Ricky. - I have to take it up for myself sometimes, damnit. - Now her chair's wet again because she loves me and Ricky. She got the tone in her voice and I like me and Ricky. That's something else that happened when we first got here. I'm thinking you're talking about and I had a glass of water in my hand, I threw water all over the floor. (laughing) I was like, what the hell? - And then she picked up the towel that we draw our dishes off the left and wiped it up and then put it back. - I did not put it back where it was. I folded it down. - You're not supposed to say that part. - Well, I'm telling the whole story. I also brought you chocolate double espresso cupcakes. - Yeah, I really would like to try one of those cupcakes. - Well then make craft service, go fetch one. - I can, yes. We should have one while we're on the Garçon. - We should all have cupcakes, please. - We should all have cupcakes. - We'll have that after. That's celebratory. - Do we look like people who can't have dessert twice? Bring us both. - Do you hear how high his voice got when he said that? - Do we look like people who can't have dessert twice? - Have a monkey. (laughing) - Do it. (laughing) - What am I just talking about with diabetes? (laughing) - I'm like, have you ever seen him do the Hall of Monkey? He actually has done that for real. - He sold it the first time we went to Gay Days and I lost my phone because you had my phone. - I was gonna say, you didn't lose your phone. You gave me your phone. - I thought I lost my phone. - Really? - And I, Kevin B walked away because I went, I can't find my phone and Kevin just walked away because he knew what was coming. - Okay, Kevin was wise. - Kevin was smart, carbon's a smart man. Kevin B is a smart man. - Pot ripe to the Kevin. - And Rodan was really drunk. And he was like, where's Taylor and Taffy? Oh my God, Taylor and Taffy left me. Where are they? - That was when we were jelly rolls. That was when we were jelly rolls. - Is that what it's called? - I don't know what it's called. I don't remember all this. - Well, jelly rolls and Rodan, that kind of goes together. - Is that because he likes jelly rolls? - He likes jelly rolls. - I was thinking of it. (laughing) - There's something for you. This is another thing. I like the Golden Girls that upsets Taylor. I have never had a jelly donut. - Really? - I'm not a fan. (gasping) - See, I've never had one. - I'm not a fan. - I've never had one. - But no, I've never had one. - I don't have any kind. - I don't have any kind of donuts. - They look like something that is nasty. It doesn't appear like that. - It looks like a vagina, like throwing up blood sauce. - It looks like a maxi-pan. That's why I'm like that. - Okay, you gave me that look like you thought you could come up with a good joke because of what I said, but then-- - I didn't hear what she said. - The alcohol, I'm like-- - I don't get it. - I'm like, every kind of donut and Ricky looks at me like-- - It's like Taffy's never lived. (laughing) - I know, no golden girls are, you have to have cheesecake. - I was more of a-- - While watching the golden girls. - I was more of a bignet, facts of life kind of girl, sorry. - Is that like bignets and facts of life? - Bignet, yeah. As opposed to golden girls and donuts. - No, am I gonna sound stupid when I say what's bignet? - A bignet? - I thought-- - I've been-- - It knows the balls that you stick up your-- - That's a bing wall, you're bored. (laughing) - She pleasured herself to Natalie and TV cause play. - I'm kind of sad that she knew that right away. (laughing) - I had a bing wall story. - You have a bing wall story? - I have a bing wall story. - 65 years from-- - A friend of mine, who I am still in contact with, so I will not disclose too much of the story, but a pair of bing wall balls. - I'm sitting right here. (laughing) - And a couple days later, I ask if she had used them-- - No, what are the worry balls? Is that where they are that make the sound? - Yeah, they sound like the little common balls. - She put them in her vagina (gasping) and was complaining because as she walked, she could hear the-- (laughing) My hand to God, that is a true story. She was like, I liked him and they felt really cool and it really worked my ego muscles, but when I walked, I could still hear the little, "Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm." She was like, "I'm gonna figure out." And I literally said they're going, "What are you talking about?" Yeah. - She was soundtrack to Belan and her pussy. - Exactly. - I can't wait to get home and try it. - I know, I said, "Well, how long did you keep 'em in there?" And she's like, "Well, not for very long." She goes, "Because it really did kind of mess with me, "why, because I could hear it, but it was muffled, "and I'm going." - And I started singing to it. (laughing) - That's weird. - Yeah. So, no. - Is she blonde? - No, she's just stupid. (laughing) No, with love. - Aw. - Yeah, no, no, no. Anyway, up in the A is a, it's like a French donut. They're square and they have powdered sugar on 'em. And you can get 'em at the French Quarter up at Disney World, and they're very good. - Oh. - Nice and hot. - I did not know that. Although I didn't know what Ben Waltz was. - Well, of course. (laughing) That's not crazy now. - You are a whore. - You are a whore. - Yeah, if it-- (laughing) Fuck you. (laughing) - I love your necklace, thank you, they're anal beads. Yes. (laughing) - Thank you, it's a pearl. (laughing) - Playro Dan. (laughing) - It still freaks me out that it's echoey. (laughing) - Of course. - He's sitting in his big castle with his big, big Dracula collar, and there's a crack of lightning behind him, and as he's holding a glass of some poor 12-year-old boy's blood in it. - You know, he is like a vampire, he'll suck anything with a heartbeat. - And a white wife leader. (laughing) - He's a vampire and a white wife leader. (laughing) - My favorite, I don't know if you've ever downloaded our videos, I'm sure all of you have. - Of course. - But on the gay days outtakes where he's dancing in the white wife leader, I laugh every time I see that because it's ridiculous. - I don't think I see that. - Oh, you're in it. - Oh, I mean, it's a gay days outtake from last year. - Outtakes. - Oh, I don't remember. I'll have to go back and watch it. - Yeah, 'cause I don't think you showed it to me as a matter of the video, you showed the video to me. - That's fine. - Let me correct myself a little. - Thank you. - Did you guys watch our video of the race? - I did. - I have not yet. - You should watch it. - Because I have not been at my desk at work. That's the only time I listen to podcast. - When you're working. - Oh, wow. - I have not been at your outfits, by the way. - Thank you. - That was all I have. - Well, I saw the pictures of the lime green. That's really cute. - Real cute. - We're considering doing another one. - Yeah. - You're getting these exclusives. - Yes, this is a foul monkey. - I was gonna be on R, so what do we have? - I have a friend that keeps asking me to do them. - Do 'em with us. - And I'm like, do 'em. - Do 'em with us, Ricky, do it with us. - Yeah, seriously. I'm not ready for that, I don't think. - We could do a podcast for three some. - Okay. - You are much thinner than I am, and you have been training longer than I am, and I did it. - He was awesome. Let me tell you something. - Well, thank you. - He was awesome. It was incredible. We've talked about before, there was no whining, there was no complaining, there was no bitching, there was no nothing. It was, it's a lot of fun, you should do it. - So see, this is the problem. The reason I go to a gym is 'cause I don't like to sweat outside. - Well, there's something in October. - Then you pick ones that, I mean, we were idiots because we did one in June, but I mean, you do them better in like March or February when it's nice out. - No, and see, I completely disagree. - So the one in October, what is it? Tell me a little bit about it. - There's two in October, there's the-- - At Disney, like you guys did? - Mickey's not so scary, 5K, and then there's the half marathon that you do as a relay. Where the first person runs-- - 4.6 miles. - And the second person runs 8. (groans) - That's not gonna be me. - Guess who wants to do the 8? - You. - No. (laughs) - Me. - And why do you wanna do the other one? What about the other one? - The Mickey's not so scary? - Well, we're trying to figure out which one we're gonna do. - Can you do three people or is it always two? - No, no, no, I don't think you have to have a team for me. - No, for the 5K, it's like a family, so it's anybody that wants to do it. - Oh, okay. - We are family. - It's just running. - It's just a 5K. - That one's just running, yeah. - I think the one that you guys just did, I think that would be fun. - It was a lot of fun, except for when I tried to get on the balance. - Yeah. - And I eventually did get on the balance beam, but it was... - How much did you cut out of that part of the video? - It was probably about 15 seconds. - It was probably about 15 seconds. - Okay. - There is one of those in Tampa, though, where they do an obstacle course and everything. - There is? - UT. - Mm-hmm. - Guess you were sitting right beside me like that. - Oh, that's right, I did, okay. - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. - No, the Mickey's not so scary is early in the morning, it's like seven o'clock in the morning, and then that night from, what is it, like, eight to ten, or... - It starts at ten. - It starts at ten. - What do you do between the time? - Well, you don't do both. - Most normal people wouldn't want to sign up for both of them. - Oh, okay. - That's what you had. - Psychotic manics over here that want to sign up for both of them to where we would do something at seven in the morning and then something else at ten o'clock at night. - Oh! - Oh, yeah! - We have cupcakes! - Thank you. - Okay, we have 13 minutes left. Can you believe that? - I can't believe that. Wow, we've almost made it through it and you're still conscious. - I'm kind of sobering up now. - Really? - Yeah. - I'm kind of sobering up, yeah, yeah. - In 13 minutes, you guys will end and then we will be hearing booty and the beer. - You guys will do this. - I enjoy meeting them at the podcast during dinner. - They're worthy. - They've, Ryan, I've actually known probably for seven years, I guess. And then Stephanie, probably about five. - No, are they a couple? - Mm-hmm. - They told me I wasn't nearly as scary in person. (laughing) - I would agree. (laughing) - I just sound intimidating. - We all get quiet as we get to eat our cupcakes. - We're all eating our cupcakes. - We've enjoyed all of you listeners, but you know what, we eat a cupcake now. - Yeah, we're hungry, y'all. (laughing) - So we can't all eat at the same time. - This is like a larry-cli thing where we're all gonna eat cup. That's very pretty, Ricky, by the way. - It's got, she's got chocolate icing all down. (laughing) - I will take a picture of this one. - So now we do know what nest-like state look like. (laughing) - Oh! Lord! - Mm. (laughing) - You need to understand. - How dare you. - How dare you? - These are made with egg whites. So there's less cholesterol. - Mm, look good. Which will help you to run faster when you run. Now we sound like those crazy people that go, "Oh my god, you're running out. You're not really doing what?" (laughing) - We don't think so. (laughing) - We don't think so. (laughing) - I believe you sound like that. - No, you know. - No, you should, I would, I am encouraging you to run whether you run with us or not. And by run I mean, we walk a little, we jog a little, we run a little, we jog a little, we walk a little. - I could probably do that, but what would depress me is watching people pass me, and then I come in last place, actually second to last place, because the person that didn't make it actually fell down and broke their leg because they were 80. - Speaking as somebody who pretty much was worried about the same thing that you were, you eventually tune everybody out. I mean, the first time that I had a big group of people pass me was a little disheartening. But then eventually figure, I knew that I was not going to come in first. It was more about just the activity of actually doing it. So, and we kind of decided that early on, because I don't know if you know there's not a tappies, a scotch competitive, I pretty much said to her, we're doing this to see if we can do it, you know, we're racing ourselves kind of thing. So I pretty much that, so long I finish it, that was, I talked about it on my show The Big Fear was the golf cart coming behind me. So that's really, I'm more pictured that as like a motivator versus all the people running past me. - Not to mention the fact that the last people who finish get the most applause. Look at it that way. - Not that we were the last people who finished. - Just let me know, I'll think about it. - Everybody wants you to post your recipe on your report. - As they give you that, oh look, they're making it after all. - Yeah. - You're gonna make it. - They're singing. - Look at the downs, he did it. - Oh well, there was an element, and I'm only saying this because he has said this, but he said that there wasn't an element. You have people who are clapping and applauding for you the whole time, and he would say, you know, some of the people running by would be like, "Good job, you know, you keep going. You know, look at you. Look what you're doing." - Yeah. Okay. - They were the volunteers for the special Olympics. - That is the fastest. I have scarfed down a cupcake in forever. That shit was good. - That was very good. - The key to all yummy good chocolate things is you have to use the Dutch cocoa from William Sonoma. - Why people food? - Joe wouldn't know anything about that. - Joe's whiter than all of us in this program. That's the cocoa beans. - That was awful. He's not listening, so it's okay. - No, no. - He'll listen eventually. - I'll edit it out. Oh, it's not my show. - Oh, it's my show. - Yeah, that's my show. - And we didn't say it, so we're not editing it out. - Okay. Do we have another call? - No. - Do we have another call? - No. - Does anyone ask any questions or anything like that? - No, no one's asking questions because no one fucking cares. I think somebody a while back, because I kind of can see the screen on the side, somebody asked if either you or I had seen "Toy Story 3" yet. - I have. - I have not. - I have not seen any of the toy story members. - That's what I would have said. I have not seen one or two. - I will tell you, if you enjoy Disney at all, Toy Story is probably one of the better Disney movies, and Toy Story 3 might be the best of the three. - I heard people like crying over it. - Well, they just had a big article in Newsweek about the fact that a grown men, that is becoming the demographic of Cryers, is grown and crying at it. It is 10 Cryers. - I have not seen up yet, and I've heard that it's like the saddest movie ever. - Hell, fucking no. I was never been as mad at Babaloo as I've ever been. He's like, "We should go tell you this movie's going to be awesome." You have to understand that lollipop. - Oh, really? You're getting a phone call in the middle of our show. - Isn't that your area code? - Of our show. - Let's answer it. - Oh, goodness. - How does he know my number? - Hello. - Oh, my. - It says, "To touch something, press one." - Well, hang up. - I think he's trying to leave a message. - Wow. - Oh. - Oh. - Tank? - I don't see that much number. - Are you sure it wasn't the... - He's a... - I was gonna say... - He ran away from a militia. - Oh, look. - Oh, he knows me. - You're on the grid. - I hope he knows me. - He's out in the bag and camouflage with, you know, listening with the son or gun. - He's got our house wire now. - Again, what if I told you, Tank is very thorough. somebody sent us something here let's listen that was perfect take if that was your calling and you couldn't get through because Richard made me the phone call again I did call did you answer it yeah I don't know booty call oh no it's a Google voicemail that's what I was calling our Google number just tell you cuz it's on the I do enjoy the computer screen Ricky hi honey oh here we go wow it's here I'm glad we only have seven minutes left because Ricky's fucking it off again seven minutes in heaven with pot is my go by are you ready sure hey gang this is tank Huffington just listening in on iTunes and you guys sound really great dr. L.a. you're by that's it and what he reans is he wants to fuck me well that's it no could be reparté nothing no dirty nothing I'm we'll discuss that later you'll be punished properly that's I I'm gonna say his number so just a you know Colin Wow okay why is it that everybody gets to see the dirty pictures with me oh nobody everybody nobody sends me dirty pictures either so you talked about that you got dirty pictures recently didn't you well it wasn't so was nasty dirty pictures it was not when one of them go to you oh yeah well somebody the subject line on their email was my 24 year old horsecock thank you and then I get to see tank is a beautiful yeah beautiful ma'am yes yes he is thank you thank you thank you she's like I made him that way of course no it wasn't for me no I'm baby Jesus you should have seen him before I wore him I have never taken credit for taking all I am his diet I am his diet I am his diet plan that sounds very creepy it sounds like I want to wear his skin have you seen my new lampshade that means it's worth more this is the Nazi humor so we have five minutes save the world booty in the beard are you guys ready in five minutes okay I'm pretty sure at one point or another I've been referred to as a booty in the beard I'm pretty sure that they know that they gotta be ready in five minutes I doubt that they're pacing like Ricky was five minutes before we started because because you know flat 29 told us five minutes before they ended found monkeys you know you'd be on flat 29 because you don't think they're funny so so we weren't listening no all I said was British accents make me think of Austin Powers teeth yes and furry chest and very chest yeah cuz you know awesome power so that now do you not do not care do not care for our boys with free chest no I prefer it I was gonna say have you seen him right that's why I'm like why really are you talking about he doesn't Ricky doesn't have any hair a bear bears are supposed to like Harry Cheers Ricky doesn't have any hair it's it's all here and then there's little bit he's like has a little couch of hair I'd write jealous is just talk jealous jealous Julian is just saying that because he's jealous because he has no hair I have more hair much because his skin so white nothing can grow it scorched earth that's in the back he doesn't have a word crawlers back that's gross that makes me he has a nice thick chestnut bush that's really a chestnut bush wow she giggles all girl like I'll send you a picture later of his chestnut bush sure make it happen make it happen there are we do send we do send dirty text messages back and forth when he works oh I'll be a story about that tell us we have three minutes I actually yes okay I had taken a picture thank God I actually had a brawl on it was just a cleavage shot and I sent a picture and I scrolled down and tank and lollipop have the same first two initials in my phone I was just wasn't paying attention and I hit it and I he had sent me something and I thought I was responding back to him and in fact I sent it to my child Texas me and is like that's really pretty are you getting that I'm like is the oldest one or the youngest one the oldest one oh okay the young so it's possible that she'll hear that story right oh we've discussed whether or not she will start listening when she goes to college oh so she doesn't know like the whole oh they both know about everything oh yeah of course and um we have two minutes we have two minutes big big bin over here in the corner going two minutes that's big that's big conner to you big con whatever I want it to be oh you're on pot is my co-pilot oh he did what he does to Julian's butt every night that's great keep your hand off her there will be no is there will be no kind of like is you gonna snatch upper twat all right so it's 10 59 we have one minute left so we're ending it on a vagina joke seriously that's how we always and we answered on Sierra Palin's retarded child again we can talk about the doingers in the twat so thank you everyone for showing up we love you all and I hope make sure you guys come to thomas.com and check out the show also visit pot is my co-pilot calm yes wow it's been a joy thank you we had the lowest was 58 listeners I'm happy about that so thank you everyone for showing up we love you all and I hope make sure you continue to listen to booty in the beard and have a great night Julian says sorry yeah well yeah good and that's it and our next show will be next Sunday from three to four so you guys have a great night and tell everyone bye bye bye bye bye Baba Lou bye tank bye conner you've been listening to hod is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan aren't you glad you did see you next time (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
