[music] Hey everybody, this is Harold the Latteboy and thank you for downloading episode 150 of Pot as my co-pilot. [cheering] Yay! Yay! Yeah, 100 and we have done this 150 times. Oh, actually technically a lot more than that, technically more than that because we've thrown away a number of shows too. Well that is true, that is true, but thanks for pulling out all of our dirty laundry. [laughing] Thanks for pulling out our Mency stained sheets and putting them out on the front porch so that everybody can see them. Oh, it's not like it's a Mency stained jaguar or anything. That was- that would be a- that was no jaguar either. Oh, it was a Bentley. That was a Bentley. [laughing] Well, let me introduce my co-hosts. I am joined as always by... Athlete, Tappy Carlisle Huffington... Hello, you... ...and Athletic supporter, Rodan. [laughing] [vocalizing] We also have- we are very fortunate to have a guest co-host with us tonight. You all know her as the big red one and we've been very fortunate to have been on her show for many of "Don't Quit Your Day" jobs and anniversary shows. So we thought it only fitting that we have her on our 150th show. Preparing to put her on the pinball table, ladies and gentlemen, pot as my co-pilot would like to introduce, Melanie Fletcher. Woo hoo! Yay! Ooh, ooh, ooh, tilt, tilt! Yes! Yes! Yes! [laughing] Hi guys. Oh, excuse me, I had a little personal moment there, okay. [laughing] Do you need a cigarette? I think I need a mojito, but, um, continue, please. I know. Well, thank you for inviting me on. This is wonderful. It's wonderful to be here with all three of you because, you know, you are some of my favorite people in the world. Oh, well, thank you. That's awfully sweet of you. It's alive, but it's okay. Yeah, right. I'm like, who else must you know for- Do you know a lot? Who are you hanging out with then? Because, wow. We missed you at Gay Days. We missed you so much. You and Pat both. Not Rodan, but just you and Pat. You know, you know, you know, you know. We missed you too, and trust me, if there was any way we could have gotten down there this year, it's just that, you know, himself's schedule, you know, he is too important to have an understudy. So, uh, he just had to do the show, and I was booked at a con where a really good friend of mine was the guest of honor, so it's kind of like, well, 2011 is in the cards, I guess, so. He has to- he has a slave to his craft. Yes, he is. Yes. He is an actor, after all. He has an actor, he has a Thespian. Pat, Lick's pussy? Oh, he has a bi Thespian. Well, he did say that the only woman he'd probably go down on is Jillian Anderson, so. Oh, so he likes the horse play? Little equine love there? Good. Well, I think he would prefer to have her and David Dukovny at the same time. Oh, you know what? I think you have Jillian Michaels. Oh, that's what I'm like. Oh, Jillian Anderson is the redhead from- Vex files. Vex files, okay, okay, okay, okay. Sorry. Now I have my Jillian's right. Speaking of something that we actually talked about last episode, when we- I think it was last episode when we talked about the dirty monkey boys that we would have sex with, even though we fell as though they were beneath us. Yes. Oh, yeah. And I believe that Rodan said Channing Tatum and Taffy, you said Kid Rock. Yes. Okay. Melanie, do you have one? Dirty monkey boy that I'd have sex with, but I could- Somebody that you kind of feel is, you know, like, yeah. But could do it like a hot monkey. Let's see. Well, usually I kind of like mine clean, but I mean if I had to go to the mattresses with someone and a little bit dubious. Oh, gracious. It's hard, isn't it? And I don't mean that, but it actually is. No, it is. Well, it needs to be. Well, it's true. I'm sorry. I don't have anyone. This sounds wrong, but I don't. Okay. Well, I thought of one today in the car on the way to go food shopping, because a song of his played on- played on my iPod. Justin Bieber, really? Yes. No, that's more your territory. Thank you very much. He's very talented, and there's something very sexy about him, but I also know that he smells like patchouli and crotch, and that's okay. Matthew McConaughey? No, no, he smells like armpit. Well, that's true. Yeah. And Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz? Yeah. Oh, he smells like- Lisa Bonet. Okay, you know what? Actually, yes. Jason Morez. Oh, yeah, you know. Okay. That's a good one. Yeah. He's got the weird butterface thing going on, though, but there is something kind of sexy and riding on the bus with my sister way kind of about him that I could get into. As long as she's not saying Rosie O'Donnell, and then that's okay. Yeah. No, I'm sorry. No, Rosie, I bless her heart, love her to bits. I'm not going there. I don't know. Oh, you are southern enough to say bless her heart. Bless that, though. That's never a good thing. You know, oddly enough, my boss and I were having a discussion about this over the weekend, because it was released weekend at the Death Star, which means I was at work this weekend. Yay. And apparently, I am now southern. He said, "Oh, honey, you're so southern, it's not even funny." And you're originally from Chicago, right? Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Well, we kind of had a conversation this weekend, because I spent, and I'm sure we will talk about this at length later on, but Taffy and I were talking about this, that I suddenly, out of nowhere, pick up a southern accent every once in a while. And if anybody hasn't already seen it, we released the video from the 5K this weekend. I released it a couple of hours ago. And out of nowhere, occasionally, I just burst into where I sound like Julia Sugar Baker. I'm not exactly sure why, and especially considering she's dead. I don't know if that's a good thing, but... You're channeling her in room a client of hand. Yes. At one point, I actually asked him, I said, "Why did we just become southern?" And he's like, "I have no idea." And it was one of those things where we all were all going, "Sugar, I don't know." And I have no idea where it was all coming from. It was the heat and the sweat. Oh, it was so fucking hot. And the juice. Yes, the gin and the juice. Before the race, Taffy, Snoop Dogg, and I all hung out on the Lido deck. With your bitches and our pictures and hoes, smoking a blunt. Gracious. All of our drug references are from 2006, but okay. You know. I enjoy chronic. Oh, did you hear? Actually, did you read one of Patrick's latest Facebook entries? Apparently, his neighbors were blazing up a couple of nights ago. I told him stay away from the Cheetos. And he said, "I want some popcorn!" No! Because apparently he was getting a contact hide. Yeah, because he was drifting up through the balcony, so he and Minerva were getting kind of a contact hide there. Yeah. What is Minerva? Minerva is his cat. Oh. See, if you listened to their show, you would know that Minerva is the cat. So Patrick does enjoy a little pussy here and there. Just a little bit, yes. Well. Sometimes he leaves his pussy out on his back porch, though. Wow. He has to air it out somehow. No one likes to stay all pussy. This is true. Then it winds until it can come back in, so. So 150 shows. Wow. Who would have thought we'd be around for 150 shows? I did. You did? I didn't think that, you know, all three of us would be 150 shows. No, I always suspected that we would. I figured if we started this thing, we were going to see it through for a while. That's kind of my mentality. So I figured if I was a part of it, it was going to be seen through Ford. As long as it could. Yeah. I guess I knew we'd come to this number. I thought we'd be like 200, but I thought we'd be like 200 a year and a half ago. I guess, you know, although I understand how many weeks are in a year, I don't think I fully understood how long it was going to take us and how much life would change over the course of the last three years and a couple months. Three years? Yeah. It's going to say it's been, what, three years, three months almost? Yeah. Yeah. How long does Don't quit your day job in going? We've actually been going for three years and one month. Oh, no, I'm sorry. We're into our third year. So two years and one month. I was going to say that you couldn't have started a month after us. No, you're right. Yeah. So okay. And you guys are at 107. We're actually at 109 right now. 109. Okay. I did. I did just listen to the latest show, the foam swords and stinky hoards, stinky hoards. Okay. I wasn't sure. Hoards. With the dinky not hoards. Sorry. No, I'm going to be writing about those later on tonight, but that's another story. Oh, really? Are we going to be sitting down and enjoying writing a chapter of erotica? Unfortunately, no, we are going to be writing a time travel slash police procedural short story that's been solicited for an anthology. And it's set in a whorehouse, but it's a very special whorehouse because it's a time traveling whorehouse. Is the littlest Huffington the madam? No, why? Well, I don't know if she's six foot tall with a stunning black hair and and hazel eyes and a caramel expression. Well, you got all but one of those, right? I was going to say she is about she's about nine foot tall and eight of those feet are legs. Yeah. She's she's all legs. It's very scary. Do we want to share her news? Go ahead. You were part of that. I was part of that. Yesterday. But yes, we were at well, okay, when I say I was part of that news that's going to sound really horrible when I actually say what the actual news is. Yesterday, the littlest Huffington had her first kiss. It was not with me. And she was very she was very clear in saying that it was American, not European, but it lasted for more than a couple seconds. Yes. So and there was hand holding in the movies. Yes, they went to see Prince of Persia. And apparently there was a hand holding and then right at the end of the movie, there was there was a kiss. And it was so funny because we we all were in downtown Disney and we all dropped them off. And by drop them off, I mean, we all went into the lobby and sat in the theater until the two of them walked in and then we started clapping because, you know, there's no reason to embarrass the children. Of course not. So the little Huffington was scared of death that we were all going to go see the movie with her. And she was just like, I will kill all of you. No lie. I mean, there will be death involved. And so of course, we we hung out there for a few minutes and then we left. And as we were leaving Taylor turns to me and he goes, so because she had been talking about these guys have known each other for a year. They met at camp and she'd been talking about this, the kiss, the kiss, the kiss. And he goes, she has built this up so much. He goes, now, will there just be a kiss or will it be like, you know, the entire movie they're making out? I said, Nope. I said, there'll be one kiss and there'll be at the end. And sure enough, there was one kiss. And it was, of course, this is what I'm being told, you know, there might have been a little, you know, under the shirt action. I don't know what we were told was. And she, but when she walked into Girodelli, she was glowing. I mean, there is no way you could have not known that she had not just did something because she was all and Taylor was like, yeah, you and I are going to go get ice cream and jerk drop to the side. So he got all the low down. So yeah. And so Roseanne, the cashier about it. I like to buy my friend a chocolate malted because the rest of us already have our ice cream, but she was busy kissing a boy and wasn't able to get the ice cream when we did. So whatever, whatever the lady would like. To which, to which she says, was that necessary? And Taylor said, yes, it was. Yes, absolutely. Pretty much. Pretty much. Yes. And, um, something else happened yesterday that has never happened. Well, I'm sure it has happened before, but not to the extent yesterday, because after the race, we all were hanging around downtown Disney and Babaloo and I actually legitimately got on Taylor's nerves. Really? That's happened before. I thought that happened on a regular basis, but not to the extent where he actually goes seriously, knock it off. Usually we just get that we just get the dad look and occasionally we'll get the tone of the taffy seriously yesterday. We actually got in trouble because he taught us words to a song that apparently is some weird YouTube thing called unicorn planet to which Babaloo and I would just look at each other and go, unicorn planet. Planet, unicorn. Hey, well, we got in trouble because then no matter what, I mean, like, Babaloo would walk up to me and he would say, do you know we should go in downtown Disney after we leave here? And I would see where he'd go, unicorn planet. And we did it about 5,000 times. So then we got the girls doing it. And then it was just like, then we just do it just to do it. And then we'd look at each other. We put our fingers up in our forehead, like unicorns because we got yelled out for saying it. We became literally, we became sexual. And so at one point, Taylor says, I swear to God, the next one that says it is in trouble. You know, I'm sick of hearing it. And so, of course, we were looking at each other whisper and go, unicorn planet. Yeah. So today, I'm having kind of a crappy day just in general, which I don't have few of them. Monday is usually my crappy day day. And I get this text message comes across and all it says is, planet unicorn. Totally made my day. I was like, yes. So see. Yeah, he tried doing it here in the house with just him. Didn't have the same effect for him. Imagine that. When I had him cornered in the kitchen with a big knife going, I will plunge this in your chest. I swear to God, I'll kill you. Yeah. Yeah. I believe I actually posted something on the blog this evening that just says Cadillac. You realize that these references are like three years old though, right? I don't care. You know what, except, but it's new to me. Okay. That's all that matters. That thank you. Thank you, Renee. So do we want to talk about, do we want to talk about the race now? Do we, what, what do we do? Wait, hold on. Wait, before we get to the race, I have a question specifically from Melanie. May we? And this is, this is one of those things where I'm not 100% sure if I really should ask you, but of course I am going to ask you that I don't want to upset Pat. I'll go ahead. Come on. He'll get over it. He's a big boy. Okay. Okay. So a trip to King's Island in Ohio. Apparently I'm not supposed to mention this to you. I believe it took place, I believe it took place in high school perhaps. That was our senior year band trip. We went to King's Island and I was kicked out for misbehaving. Oh, and why was one kicked out? What kind of misbehavior were you exhibiting? What, what was this Fletcher? What, when one was picking up certain things and not paying for them? Oh, oh, what year was this? Oh God, this was 83. 1883? I thought they'd crop your hands when you shop lifted back then. No, no, I got a very stern talking to at the, at the security office and I was escorted out to the bus and told to stay there. And so I basically just waited for the bus driver to finally get back and he took me back to the hotel and I basically blew him. No, I was by myself. Everyone was a little bit confused as to why I left and I kind of, you know, I was gonna say wasn't a chaperone notified? No, I'll play from this outside of Chicago, please. We're expected to be fine. No, it was really funny though, because what the thing is, actually, you're from the south side of Chicago. You're expected to not get caught when you do things like that. Exactly. You should be better than that. That's what everyone was telling me. It's like, what's wrong with you? I mean, my friends were coming back loaded with stuff and I got busted because I was the good girl who usually didn't do this. Okay, because I was inexperienced. The funny- Melanie's going down for the Hanna-Barbera t-shirt. Bingo. Okay, I was just looking at those. But the thing is though, the year before my mother and my family had camped there at the campgrounds and we kind of screwed over mightily by the campground owners, the organizers. So she was not happy with King's Island. So when she got the call from the security officer who was like, well, you know what your daughter did? And she played along. She's like, well, just just send her home. I, oh, she's in so much trouble. And I got home and I walked through the front door and it's a little bit hesitant. Did she just look at me and said high five? I said, okay, mom. That's fine. Nice. But yeah, that was the last time I did anything like that. I have been a good law abiding citizen ever since. Did you get to at least enjoy some of the park or were you basically booted on the first day or how that worked? Oh, we were only there for one day. So, um, I got to, I got to spend, you know, a little bit of time at the park. I spent the morning there. So, that was something. And now the beast. Uh, no. And no, that's not a euphemism tailor for anything. It's an actual ride. I was going to say you weren't working there yet. Right. And I met Pat. Um, no, I did not get a chance to ride the beast. Unfortunately, no. Well, that's sad. Well, but you know what? When I was 13, I had a pass there. Technically, I could have been there at the same time that you were there. You could have. I mean, if you remember, you know, kind of a rather hefty redhead being hauled off by two security officers, that was me. Now, was this one the security office was still underneath the restaurant that went across the bridge? Yes. That was like a yes. Yeah. That's what I thought. Very interesting. Are you familiar with that security office, Taffy? I am familiar with that security office. Absolutely. Have you had sex in that security office? I have not had sex in that security office. The only time I ever was sent to the security office was when I worked there, believe it or not. And what did you do? You naughty girl, you. I was in costume. And when you're in costume and you have to go to the bathroom, you have to have an assistant help you. And I had my ID tag, my, my worker's ID tag, and I left it in the bathroom. And I took it off. I unhooked it because it was, it was like the kind of thing that, you know, like you have a little, what we used to call roach clips, which I'm sure is really, you know, charming, but it would clip onto your t-shirt or your tank top, whatever you had underneath it. And when they helped me off with the costume, I unclipped it and set it on top of the toilet, toilet, like paper towel thing. And I left it there. And I was called to security because I essentially had left my employee ID. And they said, yeah, you're not allowed to do that. If you do it again, we're going to kick your ass out. And I was like, I hear I am thinking they're going to, you're going to take my Scooby Doo hat. I was going to say, I'm sorry. Can I have my snaggle push head back, please? Pretty much. But that was the only time I was ever in there. Yeah, that they were kind of hard asses. Now, now I'm pretty sure, you know, for those of you living in the Mason area of Ohio, snatch a top gun shirt for Melanie. Who cares? They'll get theirs. Are they going planning on using a time machine to go back and get a top gun t-shirt? No, top gun is one of the rides there. Oh, it's owned by Paramount. Now it's Paramount King's Island. So a lot of the rides are based on Paramount movies and top guns, one of them. So you take a ride into a closet homosexual's life. And someone screams, you know, goo sat you, but it means something completely different, right? Apparently they have a need for speed, which is why they date Taylor. Anyways, hey, who's working on the problem? Come on. I am. I'm practicing. I'm squeezing my kegels as we speak. So you're, you're practicing the total tantric thing, which I've never understood, but okay, whatever, whatever. All right. So let's get to the race. Yes. Okay. Done, done, done, done. Um, the race was awesome, fabulous. Yeah. It was incredible. We had a really, really good time. We completed the race within the time allotted. Yay, with a lot of time to spare. Yeah, that's good. We both got medals and we, we were they like, you know, yeah, you achieved. No, they're the same medals that the first place people got there. Nice. Okay. Yeah, no, they're, they're like heavy too. And they have a compass inside them. They open up and there's a compass and, and they're, I'm sure they're not gold plated or anything. I mean, they're, I don't, what do you think they're made of? Taffy. They're probably like Seladium, but they were definitely metal. They were pretty heavy. I mean, yeah. And they had, it was, it was a really, really neat experience. Um, we were in, they, they let everybody go off in waves. So you was, there was probably, there was what they say, seven waves. So there's about 200 people per wave. And we were in wave three. So within the, it wasn't based on your time. It was just when you applied to be in the races, when you were put into the wave. Oh, is that how that worked? Yes, it had nothing to do with who ran the fastest. It was, it was when your acceptance, when you had put in your application to do it. That's what wave you were in. Oh, okay. Well, we, the first mile was actually the hardest. And it was, it was probably the worst one just because it was the perimeter of the parking lot at Animal Kingdom. So it's no trees, no, there's not even like cars to look at. I mean, they had it was completely cleared out on either side of you. And it was black asphalt. That's it. It was black asphalt. And it was in the beginning. So it was that pack where you were like, literally like running with the will to be sort of thing. And I mean, people were like, running past you and all that sort of stuff. And just trying to keep up with everybody was, was very, it was very stressful. And well, and it was a hair under 6,000 degrees too. Yeah. Yeah. So we, we managed to get through the first, once we got through the first mile, then you got the one mile marker was the entrance into the park. And then I personally felt a little bit more, okay, I know my way around here. I know what to expect. While I didn't know exactly where we were going, you kind of knew, okay, well, we're, we're heading to the back of the park. And I know I'm about halfway there to the back of the park, that sort of thing. We did all of the obstacles. I did two of them, Tapi did three of them. So the, the, the, to me, the race and the obstacles were awesome. That was a great part. In fact, when we were done with the race, I even said, I could do that again if I had to. But then comes the scavenger hatch. Yeah. Oh. That's where Taylor shined. Let me tell you something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I may, I may be slow, but I'm quick. Yeah. Well, you have to understand what we did not know was after you ran the 5k, and we did run a lot of the 5k. It wasn't just a, you know, a brisk walk. There was, there was a lot of running involved. And all the obstacles had been done. Yeah, because we should probably back up and say that we thought it was where you do a 5k, then there's an obstacle course, then there's the scavenger hunt. No, they threw the obstacles in the middle of the 5k. So, so you would be running, and then all of a sudden I had to walk across a balance beam, which the video, for those of you guys who see the video, that was greatly edited. Because me trying to get the one time, I had a tiny, beginning of a mac and cheese moment, was my legs were like jelly after the running the first mile, and I couldn't get my second leg up on the balance beam. Like, I would try to do it. And my, it was like, where I was screaming at my leg, like get up. And it just wasn't moving. And then eventually Taffy was able to help me. So, but she, she very graciously turned off the camera, as she could see the panic form on my face. But once I got up, when you have to understand, though, when, when he says the balance beam, this is a regulation balance beam. It's 4 inches wide. It's also three feet off the ground. So, I don't give a shit who you are. You know, if you're not used to walking across a balance beam, it, you're walking across a balance beam. I mean, either way. And I knew that that was one thing I couldn't do because of my ankle. So, he owned it. No question. Yeah. He went all the way across, never hesitated, never anything. So, yeah. And there was a lot because parts of it were behind the scenes. So, you would go around a corner that you think, okay, well, this isn't, I've never been here before. And suddenly you're realizing you're seeing like maintenance buildings and, and fences and stuff and, and that was, that was neat. The one part that was, was kind of funny and anybody who sees the video, which was released just before this episode, Taffy and I are wearing lime green. I'm obviously a person of size. So, and they have tons of volunteers and, and employees and like African bands and all that sort of stuff standing alongside the parameters of the, of the race cheering you on. Well, a lot of the clapping that I got and everything kind of had a, you go, you, you do what you need to do, buddy. Good job. Good job. But there was kind of a, I volunteer at the Special Olympics when I'm not here kind of down to the place. Oh man. Oh. So, it was very much a look at the fat ass, like a bloated citrus fruit rolling down past the trail of life. That's not fair. No way, no way. Let me tell you something. But I did it. That's the important thing. Exactly. You did it. You finished it. You owned it. And let me tell you something while, yes, we did show up in lime green and I did have a giant bow in my hair. We certainly were not the attention getters when it comes, come to be undressed. There were some people there who looked ridiculous. I don't care how good you're built. Trying to run in a Terry cloth onesie is never a good idea. Terry cloth onesie with knee-height socks or being a grown, or grown adult's duest is Tweedledy and 12 dumb. Oh God. Oh, no, no, no. It was beautiful. It was fantastic. Yeah, waddle dumb. But getting back to where I was really smart at the scavenger hunt, let's talk about that. Oh, yeah. It's like, well, smart yard. Okay. Now, now again, you have to understand, we've ran the 5k. We've done the obstacles. We have adrenaline. We are excited. We had no fucking idea that when you were done with the 5k and the obstacle course, that the scavenger hunt, first off, they give you a clue that the first clue I figured out immediately, except to get to the second clue, you had to go about a mile away. Well, the only problem is is that you've kind of, you know, you're, you're switching your brain to, now I have to use my brain. And now you also realize you're still under a timeframe to finish the scavenger hunt and you just ran the 5k. Now you have to walk a mile to get the next clue. And then after you get the second clue, which was impossible in Taylor figure down immediately, you had to walk another mile to get the next clue. So it all told after you had gotten all five clues, you added another, probably three and a half, four miles onto your actual endurance, probably more two to three than three to four. But yeah, I mean, it was more than a 5k. That's for sure. Right. And at that point, you're kind of switching your brain over to where your legs were just in some of its uphill and you have no light, you have a flashlight that they gave you. And it was definitely, and it was all word problems and things that I was at one point, I just looked at him and I was like, I have no idea. And he was just like, let me figure this out. Let me figure this out. And then you would, and you couldn't, there was no way you could cheat because as you came up, they were, they were had like six different versions of the clues. So they were just passing them out randomly. So it wasn't like you could follow someone. No, it was all, but our time on the scavenger hunt was great. Great, great, great. We did our scavenger hunt in 41 minutes. And I think the, a lot of time was like, you had like an hour and 10 minutes or something, but we did, we did really well on the time wise. It just, it was the hardest part to me. No question. What kind of trivia was it or? It was, it was more like word problems as far as they would have. And you know what, Taffy, I would probably maybe put one or two up on the blog. I gave all of our cards to Taffy so that she could scan them things. It was stuff like, it would have the definition would say, you know, you know, you're trying to find the explorer that's been stolen by the Yeti and using, using the wonders of the world, figure out the clue below. And then there would just be like, you know, 50 letters. And that's, and there would be no key, no nothing. And so, okay, obviously you'd go back and read it, you know, and we're looking at each other like, if you count the wonders of the world, there's seven wonders. So every seventh letter, if you added up all the every seventh letter, then that would tell you where the next place was that you needed to go. Right. But again, you're exhausted and it's 110 degrees and you have a flashlight. So, you know, it sounds simple now and looking at it now, I think, I can't believe we, but you really. Yeah, I mean, you're totally on adrenaline. And at one point, I was standing up against a building with the marker and my hand was shaking because I mean, you're, you're exhausted and you're just, you've got that adrenaline pump through your system and you're also being competition with other people or other people are figuring out around you and all of a sudden they're taking off. And so then, so in my mind, you know, they're better than me. So I have to, I have to prove that I'm better than them by getting it and then pushing them down as we run past them. And that was, that was, I will say though, that Taylor and I can talk shit about one another all we want. I wouldn't, I would not have another teammate because happiness and joy and excitement. And we work very well together. There was no complaining. Neither one of us ever complained or snipped it one another. The other teams are like the amazing race. Yeah. There was some teams that needless to say, it was a quiet ride home. Because there, there was some ugly, ugliness on the parade route. And I call it the parade route because pretty much some of them were on parade in costume and you know, two twos. Yeah. But yeah, there was a couple just, you know, because you'd be running along and I will tell you that there's something incredibly gratifying about passing people. I can't explain to you why it just is. And, and then of course, you know, I wouldn't know. Yeah, she shut up. But there is something, and so you'd run by someone and then you'd hear a comment and then you'd purposely kind of slow down. So you could kind of hear the rebuttal of that comment and you just kind of hang out for a minute and kind of listen and then you'd speed up and then you'd hear another comment that would peak your interest and you'd slow down a little bit more to listen to their comments. There were some people who were ugly to one another, just the whole you didn't have to come. You know, I don't know why you're here and all those. I'm sleeping with your sister. You have a small dick. Right. Yeah, pretty much that was that was pretty much the kind of the the banter and you know, the charming. Yeah, right. Right. Or you can you can you can run faster. Come on. And their, you know, teammate is nine. You know, like that. Oh, yeah, we heard that one. Yeah. Yeah. You could you just push yourself. Just push yourself. And it's their nine-year-old child. Right. So when that kids up on top of Spaceship Earth picking people off with an AK-47 tomorrow, we all know the reason why. So it was great. I loved it. Yeah, it was it was a lot of it. I was very nervous all week. We talked about in the last episode. I thought for sure that the the little van never came and got me. So it's good. Kevin B was was a racer as well. And he was in the wave behind us. And he apparently ran past me. I didn't even see him run past me at one point. He did really well with it with his partner Megan. And we got to see them a little bit and a friend of Taffy's was there. So we got to see her as well. And there was the after party, which was kind of a joke. But the cool part was that they had some of the rides open for you to ride Everest at night is one of the coolest things I've ever done at Disney World. Scary as hell. Yeah, because it's the park normally closes its sunset. So they don't have it set up for lights. So they had to bring in these lights that kind of shown on the sides of the building. So that was all like pink and blue. But as far as going all in the inner crevices and stuff, completely black. Wow. Yeah, it was it was just it was a really, really neat experience. So I'm glad I did it. And I'm looking forward to doing it again. Well, it really does sound like you got you two had an incredible afternoon. I mean, I haven't had a chance to see the video yet because I literally just got home and hopped upstairs and got on the call. So once this is over, I'm going to be downloading the video and watching it. Well, I know. Actually, the race started at 830 at night. So it you ran in darkness the entire time. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was all at night. And the after party was like from, you know, 11 to 1 or something, but it was until two. But it was it was it was all at night. And it was hot because it was supposed to have rained all day long. And we were just praying it didn't rain during the during the run, which it didn't. But it was just this it was like as as Taylor Lively puts it living in a fart, which is loud and gross, you know. And then of course you had 2000 people who were all sweating. Right. So and I will tell you that I first off the idea that I was wearing lime green was ridiculous. But Taylor was like, I want to get these I want to get sweat bands. I want to get sweat bands, sweat bands, sweat bands. You must have said sweat bands 300 times went to like five different places. And I'm like, oh my God, I want to kill them. So he buys me this set of sweat bands. And I'm like, okay, I'll wear it because it matches yours and our outfits match. But let me tell you something that was the best money that man has ever spent because that was the greatest thing ever. I've never wore a sweat band before in my life. All the times that I've walked this thing training for it and ran it never wore one. Guess what? Yeah. Now I understand. Thank you, Nike, because now I get it. I get the need. Thank you. That's all. And I can't walk today. Two days later, I went because I was up editing the video to a really late last night and sitting in this horrible office chair and then went to stand up at about four 30 in the morning this morning and was like, I'm gonna have to call for Babaloo because I can't get up. My legs are like completely locked. And then I was doing like the Tim Conway from the Cal Burnett show doing the shuffle the bed. You are Mr. Wiggins. I know it was Mrs. Wiggins. Yeah. But pretty much every character that Tim Conway ever did. That was pretty cool. Yeah. So it was fun. And I had discussion that I need to talk with Tappy about later after we finished taking. Something else happened today. Yes. And I posted pictures of it. I posted pictures of it. Oh, yeah. As discussed on the last podcast, I was only keeping my hair the length that was until after the race because I wanted to be able to wear a ponytail, which is ridiculous, but that's okay. And then Taylor and I discussed that I was going to allow him to cut my hair. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, he did. He cut it this evening. Well, earlier this evening. And I posted pictures of it. He did a very good job, actually. I did one cut. You cut my ponytail off. It took you about two minutes to cut through that ponytail. And I have no hair. So yeah, he did a very good job. But he did he scout me. He cut it. So the hair is Jordan. He took your girliness. Oh, please. Yeah. She takes my girliness on a daily basis. Sorry. I was trying to find some, some, some, you know, virginity taking metaphor there. And that was the best I could come up with. So I took her strength like Samson and Delilah. I took away her strength. My Achilles heel was my ponytail. So thank you. There you go. So Rodin, you went and saw Avenue Q. I did. How was it? It was the second time I've seen it. First time I saw it was in Dallas. Second time I've seen it. I loved it. And I loved Gambit's reactions to it more than anything. He's never seen it. He's never seen it. And he's never been to one of these shows like this before, like one of these traveling Broadway shows. Something with a roof over it. That they get up. And so he was, he got all like getting excited about a half an hour, 45 minutes beforehand. And then he was just, he just watching his face as the show was going on was wonderful. Plus the cast was so much better than the cast in Dallas. I mean, the way they gelled, it was awesome. Where did you see it? Where did you, I was just going to say that. I saw it in New Orleans. Oh, he was in no love. Hello. Oh, I didn't hear you. For some reason, I thought you were going back to Dallas. I'm, I'm sorry. I know. So all those other posts that I've done on the Facebook account. That's how I was going to Dallas. Well, I'm sorry. I was only reading the post that you did on our blog. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Well, thank you. Did you spend the night while you were there? I mean, did you stay stay over? Yeah. Did you, did you pay the city for me? Yes. Okay. That's not a dirty. Well, I'll leave it like Rodan to pet the city. If you gave it a little bit of undershirt action, too, that would be fine. Yeah, you know, it was great. I had my first hand grenade. Oh, yeah. Did it have the little plastic hand grenade that hangs on the side of a cup? Yeah, I actually have it somewhere. I had one of those and what's in a hand grenade? I have no idea, but it was good. Um, basically mill on the core and, um, one fit. Well, no, what's it? Um, ever clear. 151. Yeah. Oh, it ever clear. That's right. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, the reason they get the reason that it's called a hand grenade is because if you what is it? If you drink two of them, it feels like your head's going to blow off. Yeah, pretty much. That's how they got the name hand grenade. Yeah. Pretty much you're drinking 151 with just enough grinning to make it green. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, it's, it's sweet. Sweet, sweet, sweet. And Stacy Stacy loves them too. Yeah, Stacy would. Stacy has, and why, well, Stacy has two livers, okay. It's the only explanation for how to drink. And it's iced, so it's cold. Yeah. It's idea of, um, drinking hand grades is apparently you both get on the straw and suck down as fast as you cancel. There's no more. Wow. Yeah. Okay. That hurt. Yeah. So you got a brain freeze from a hand grenade? Pretty much. Oh. Well, it's also hot there and the hand grenade is iced. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of walking around in a fart, it did rain in the mountains. And yeah. The sewer smells. No, really, our lesson with your art. On a good day, the sewer smells. So let alone when it's been raining. Our tour guide said, don't come here during the summer. It's just not worth it. We have to live here. So we have to be here. You come in the spring, in the fall, in the winter. Don't come here during the summer. And that's kind of how we feel about Florida. Yeah. Well, but imagine all that. Plus the smell of vomit and urine in the streets. Oh, that sounds like heaven. Yeah, but that's summer in a bowl. Yeah. Oh, no, no. Did you do anything else while you were there? Besides the avenue queue and get drunk? Take him to any year old haunts from the last time you were there? We did, actually. We went to rawhide. I apparently got gambit some extra action while we were there. What? What? Okay. Yeah. No, I'm going to need an explanation. Yeah, I'm going to need to hear a little more about this. I'm going to be pictures. Remember, I, we need a multimedia display. Yeah, right. Ladies and gentlemen, this is 51 of the podcast of the video podcast. We have shortly. Remember how I said that there was a guy at rawhide that had a really, really, really big penis. Yeah. No. Yes. It was like, yes, beer bottle from top to bottom. I remember that episode. Yeah. See, Melanie remembers what I say. Yeah, get to the fucking part. So I was telling gambit about how big it was because he was like, damn, I got it because he's like really built to he's like real muscular. And so I was telling gambit how big his penis was. And he's like, no, blah, blah. And so he's walking by. I was like, hey, you have been finding unusual that you knew how big his penis was? Well, he was acting all like he'd busted me doing something. I'm like, I said everything on the podcast. I do whatever. But so he was walking by and I go, Hey, my boyfriend wants to see your cock. And he just grabbed gambit and took him into the backroom. And I followed. So I got to see the whole thing and whipped it out for gambit to see and touch. So yeah, I'm still going to need more. I'm still getting pictures. So was there any licking? Fucking. There was no wall rimming. There was no fucking besides with anybody besides gambit. Now I met, I met with, you know, the big dick one. No, big dick one. There's a there's an insult in there somewhere. Dan, if you look for it. Oh, yeah. No, I know. So it was just where you he went to the background. So it was a scene from boogie nights where you went into the, you know, the kitchen and they're stocking up, you know, trays of glasses and he whipped it out. No, it was in a bar. Because that makes it classy. Well, that makes it classy. I'm not saying it makes it classy. I'm saying it just makes it less, you know, what you sound and sound like we went in the backroom kitchen like preparing food or something. Well, because that would be unsanitary. Hey, hey, give rude Dan credit for observing the health code. Okay. There you go. Exactly. Absolutely. Absolutely. So it was, it was a good overall, it was a great weekend. Just nice get away and gamut nice first time kind of going out and doing something away. So it was great. Oh, that's good. Yeah, weekends like that are fun every once in a while. The little little getaway johns. Yeah, get away sex. Get away. Although we were both too hot and too tired. Most of the time we were there for sex. That's the way I was. We understand that. We had yeah, and that's unusual for Taffy to say and not so much for me because I'm always the hot and tired unfortunately. But there was, um, there was discussion because the room, the hotel room was so nice and had this big huge jacuzzi bath and all this sort of stuff. And I pretty much said to Baba Lou when I called him on the phone. Yeah, that heals to Jesus. One of us. I don't know which one yet, but it's happened tonight. But after the, um, after the race, I was tired and hot and cranky and wanted no part of it. So you want me to put what where? What are you kidding? You want to do what? So but he was kind of feeling the same way to all we want to do is just take a shower and get to bed and that's pretty much what happened. Yeah, we'd get back to the room and we'd start to kind of make a little bit and we were both like too hot. So we just kind of they hang out cool off for a little while and then we'd fall asleep or we would, you know, realize that we had to go meet somebody or do stuff. So it was crazy. How long were you there for the whole weekend? Just two days Saturday and Sunday. Oh, we left this morning. So we all, I've only been home for a few hours myself. Oh, cool. Yeah. So it sounds like we've all had some crazy weekends over the last few weekends. Pretty much. What sounds like Melanie Melanie just got home too. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I had quite as much fun. And it's as stressful as it was for you guys with the walking and everything. It was still fun. I don't think I had quite as much fun as three of you. So we sounded like you had fun at the Acon. Acon was great. Acon in love. Yeah, because that's, you know, it's a huge anime con and there are incredible costumes everywhere and I sold some books. I had 20 people show up to my reading, which I think is a record. Oh, nice. So I mean, very happy about that. This weekend, not so nice, but that's okay because it means that I don't have to live in a nice refrigerator box. So oh, well. Okay, we need to, we need to hold on just a second, Melanie, because Taffy's voice every, every night when we tape from about three of 11 till about one or two after 11 something. We don't know what it is, but her voice gets all crazy. So I become the devil. Yeah. I think what she needs is a young priest and an old priest. God. I was doing that. I was doing that to her daughter when she was talking about kissing the boy. I had a bod Dasani water, so I was taking the condensation and I was like, the power of Christ compels you. Hey, actually, that reminded me, what, what were your first kisses like? What were our first kisses like? Yeah. My first kiss was, well, get my first kiss with a boy or my first kiss with a girl. First kiss with either with both. My first kiss was with a girl, and I remember thinking it was very wet. Did you kiss her vagina? Yes, that's, that's exactly it. Yes. No, I remember just thinking it was very the first time like she made the first move. She was the one who stuck her tongue in my mouth because I wasn't going anywhere near that with mine. And I just remember thinking it just feels weird. Like it just feels, it just felt really, really, her name was Paula. And she went to the All Girls Catholic School across the Delaware River in Philadelphia. And I was, I was very much the, do you remember the scene with Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller's Day off after she kisses Charlie Sheen and she's doing the giggling and she's walking down the stairs? That was pretty much me as I was getting in my car and driving away. How old were you? I was, I was like my first like kiss kiss. I was like 17. Okay, I don't need the complete crickets. Thank you very much. I was 16, so I mean, and actually, you know, I have to agree with you. His name was Adrien, and I'd been kind of pursuing him vehemently for about a year. And we were slow dancing because we, my house was like party central for my crowd. We'd always have parties and dances over there, you know, Saturday night and Adrien would always contribute mix tapes. So we were downstairs dancing and suddenly it cut over to a slow tune and we started dancing. What's slow tune? You don't get off that easy. What song? I actually don't remember. I honestly don't remember. Oh, you lie. I don't remember because it's, it's like we were dancing and all of a sudden he leans down and he just just remember because it was on the Victrola. But I'm not that much older than you. Did you suddenly realize that you couldn't fight this feeling anymore? No, no, I think it was something from foreigner, actually, but he just sticks this tongue in my mouth and it's like, okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, he took it out. Good. Okay. Oh, God. So, um, yeah, not quite as as memorable as the little suffington's, I think. Now hers involved Jake Gyllenhaal. So that's always going to be memorable for me. Hers, hers wasn't a French kiss though. It was just, like I said, no European, just American. Yeah. My, my first kiss was, wasn't a French kiss. The first boy I ever French kiss was Tank. Oh, well, really? Hello. Yeah, I was 13 and he was 16 and we were a band cap. And I was standing by this, this, this whole story is ridiculous on a multitude of levels, but he went to a different school and I wanted his information. So I drank, I took a spoon of Epsom salt and I put it in my mouth and I swallowed it and then I swallowed water so it would make me throw up. And then I got sent to the nurse's office where I knew they kept all the files. And when I was in the nurse's office, I went to his school's file and I looked up his information and I remembered it. And I memorized it to the point where when I then got back from camp, I could call him, which I realized there's like a whole stalker aspect of that, which now I would probably, you know, be in trouble for, but eight ways. And he came to visit me while I was in the clinic in the Affirmary. And you know, if this was like an hour and a half later, after they've taken your temperature and made you, you know, calm down everything, giving you a sprite. And he came to check on me. And while he checked on me, he kissed me. And then later that night when all the bands were able to get together and, you know, socialize, then he, he really super, he supersonic kissed me as he called it, because, you know, it was 1983. So yes, that was my first. And Scott Johnson was the first boy that ever kissed me up against his bathroom door. In the butch. No, no, no. In the blood. Seriously, it was up against his bathroom door because he then this here you go. This is another I was had got stung by a B and I was about 12. And I was in his backyard and I went into his bathroom to get a band-aid and he came in to make sure my foot was okay. And when I stood up, he kissed me and the back of my head hit the back of his, the back of the door. And it was all those awkward kisses where he went to kiss me. And I kind of moved my head back because I wasn't sure what he was doing. And when I did, I hit the back, you know, I hit the door and then we kind of kissed and then it was kind of like, okay, well, now what do we do? Because this is weird. So that wasn't, that wasn't like the best kissing experience. That's just probably why I waited another year before I kissed anybody else. Yeah. Rodan, how about you? So mine was 16. So I'm a whore. Oh, Taffy, we've known that for years. Go ahead, Rodan. My mom was 16. I was with a girl and about a month later, my, and it was kind of the soft normal kissing, but I'd tell you what, there was no one kiss and done for me ever. I don't think I've ever had that like, oh, we just had one kiss. No. At that pretty much, you pretty much opened the barn doors, didn't you? Pretty much because after that, it was like within a month, I had my, well, you know, the first time I had a boy kiss, I also had full on gay sex. So the first time you kissed a boy, you had full on gay sex. You go, Rodan, the first time I kissed a boy, I had full on gay sex. Yeah. So was it just the situation where you're kissing the boy and all of a sudden you realize, uh, yes. Now I understand and yes. So let's get it on. I think it's more like, what's going to stop you? Dignity. Dignity. The clergyman standing in the room. I'm just asking. Do you say the clergyman forgot to lock the door? Something like that. The preschool director Rodan he bought and someone's got to stop you. God. How old were you the first time you kissed a boy? Uh, 16. She said that he said it was literally like a month later. Okay. How old were you, Taylor? I was the first time I kissed a boy. I was 19. I lost my virginity to a girl when I was 19 and thought the whole time I was doing it, something's missing. Something's not right. And then a cute couple months later, I was like, that's what was needed to be there. Hello. Now it all makes sense. This is bork. She was now. How old, how old were you when you gave it up? 26. Wow. She's a Puritan. No, no, I, the problem was it's, it's like every time I wanted to, he didn't. If he wanted to, I didn't. The, the one time we both wanted to, his parents were downstairs and it was just sort of creepy. It's like, no. So yeah, I was 26 and then, um, three months later, I married him. Oh, that story. I thought you were going to say it was bad. Okay. Patrick and I decided a long time ago that if we ever tried to have sex, we'd look at each other naked and crack up. So it's just not a good idea. No, no. See, that's, that's funny because Taylor and I a long time ago decided we weren't going to have sex because if we looked at each other, we would throw up. So you see the difference. Yes, whereas yours would come from a place of comedy, ours would come from a place of tragedy. And worse. Don't forget the fur. And or. Exactly. And Taffy was eight when she lost hers. She didn't have her first kiss till she was 12 because she instilled a note kissing policy with the boys that she would, you know, give up her hoo-hoo too. But no, I do, I do have to say that was, you know, the first time I actually had, you know, vaginal, penile sex. I'd, I'd had oral sex before then. So. Oh, so you are just with your mouth, not with your twat. Yes, pretty much. I hate that word. Now I was 16. I was 16 the first time I had sex and the first time I had sex was with Tink. Well then. And where did you have sex? We we've had this conversation. In her hoo-hoo, I thought. No, no. I want to know the location on the planet. And we've never talked about this on the podcast. Are you sure? Yes. The first time that Tink and I had sex was in an alley behind a funeral home during the sauerkraut festival in 1986. Wow. How has that never come up before? Nothing says all last like that story. That was one of those things where we were walking back. It's actually a very sweet story. And but when you tell it with all the information first, it sounds ridiculous. But you know, we had known each other for three years and we had never, I mean, there were we had never did anything even remotely interesting. I think once he put his hand down the back of my pants and like touched my ass crack or something, but that was about all. And it was one of those things where it was October and it was still kind of like Indian summer. And it just was beautiful. And you could still hear the music going on. It sounds like it sounds like a, you know, a movie that, I don't know, Michael Jay Fox was starring. I don't know, but it was, you can still hear the music from the festival going on. And, you know, I'm from a small town. And there's an alley that goes behind the the only funeral home in the entire town. And we were walking along. And it was one of those things where he took my hand and we started dancing in the alley. And, and then one thing led to another and then he fucked me. And that's pretty much it. And what's funny is that every time we go back to Waynesville and we walk by the scene of the crime, I said where I'm from. Have I ever said my hometown yet? I think I have. Yeah, you have. Yeah, you talked about the sauerkraut festival. Right. There's not that many sauerkraut festivals in Mid Ohio. Every time we walk by the alley, we both will turn and kind of giggle and look at each other and get all twirly and silly acting and everything. But yeah. And then I'll tell the girls to go start the car. The girls are fully aware of the story. And they relive their youth. Yeah, it, it, it, it, Paul's, it, Paul's, Ollie pop, the whole idea of it. But yeah, you know, we're going to play gauge a little role play. I'm going to play the little school girl that's lost and you're going to play the car knee. I can't walk past a tilt a world without blushing. But I will tell you, Melanie, this is, this is my second favorite sex story. The first time that anyone ever went, you know, downtown was in a sleeping bag in Hyde Park in London. Wow. And every, and every time I even like see a picture of him or anything, if I'm flipping through an album, it makes me blush. I don't know why it just does. You remember how he went down on you in a sitting bag in Hyde Park? Yes. Come on. And exactly. Okay. So, yeah. Yep. I used to like to go get on girls. Plus you. Yes, I know that that's how he used to flirt with me. Whenever we go to Orlando. That's true. I said, well, okay, no, he didn't go down on me. That's not what I was going to say. No, what he would do to me is we would go to Orlando and then he would simulate the sound that he would make whenever he went down somebody by making this bizarre sound that I can't emulate. But he would usually do it like over a plate of spaghetti or something. It would freak me out. No, it was like this, oh, I don't want it. Why is it? Oh, okay. Yeah. And yeah, so he would do that. I'd be like, knock it off. And he'd do it again. I'd be like, let's go to the other room. I remember the first time someone went down on me and no, it was not the husband. Unfortunately, that was the gay autistic boyfriend. And I kind of had- Wait, what? What? Artistic? Was it bad? Artistic. No, this was not Pat. Although he shared a name. I realized later on that he definitely had Asperger's because it was the only way of explaining a lot of his very unusual social issues. And then on top of it, he was basically gay, a little bit leaning towards Bia. I think he liked me because I took care of him more than anything. And also, I really enjoyed giving blow drops, so that helped. But yeah- That's a hell of a way for him to say thank you. Okay, wait, hold on. Did I understand her right? And did Melanie just say that an autistic boy ate her out? Yes. Well, he wasn't a boy. He was 11 years older than I was, so- Oh, I thought you were going to say he was 11 years old. No, that would be nice. I was going to say, now I've got to get my paperwork out. Thanks. Now I've got to file a report. Yes, he was 11 years older than her. She was nine. Actually, I was 19. He was 31 at the time, so- Oh my gosh! He was! I liked him older. What can I say? We went out for about a year and a half there. He was 31 and you were 19. Uh-huh. And autistic. And gay. Wasn't autistic. He had Asperger's, but I mean- Asperger's. Either way, on behalf of the rest of Pada's My Co-Pilot hat for your next episode, you're welcome. No, why? Oh, no, Patrick knows all about this because one time when I- You see, the three of us kind of worked on the same campus and the boyfriend and I worked in the same office, well, it turns out that very close to the end of our relationship, one day I was out sick and Patrick went over to the office to pick up my paycheck and my boyfriend approached him with outstretched arms and tongue. Yeah. Patrick backed into the door and said, I'm out of here, slammed it and ran for his life. And bless his heart, he did not tell me until after we broke up. At which point I said, thank you because I would have been thrown in jail and orange doesn't go with my hair, so- Their whole- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was interesting. Yeah, uh- How is it that it's our 150th episode, but Melanie wins for Story of the Night? No, a lot. Oh, yeah. She gets the trophy for best co-host. Absolutely. Thank you. Yeah, he, at least, at least on episode 150 before we put it on a hot dog, or Patrick. Or Patrick. Or Patrick, yeah. One last thing about that boyfriend, he was the only, when he came over, that was the only time my mother ever smoked pot because she said he drives me to it. Yeah. Well, I totally want to hang out with Melanie now. I got to be honest with you. I just want to sit. I want to be like the little school girl who sits with a loving face with her hands underneath her chin, just listening to her tell stories. Oh, oh, Tabby, you must come to New Orleans with Stacy and me because the last night we were there, we had our friends stretch with us and Stacy's son, Mikey, we were sitting out at the hotel pool, no alcohol whatsoever, and we cracked each other up for three solid hours. You must come out with us. I promise you. I will, absolutely. We will regale you with tales, and you will have an excellent time. I consider it can. Yes. I accept it. Okay, then. What hotel can you say? Am I allowed to videotape any of these? Oh, sure. Well, the thing, oh, actually, we just can't put, um, you can't show Stacy's face because of where she works, but I mean, no, that's fine. So, yeah. So she doesn't want it for a video podcast. She just wants it that she can relive the stories over and over and over again. That's totally fine. No, we're about that. That's, that's cool. Well, we said we were going to keep this at 40 minutes, and we're now at an hour, too. I'm sorry. We've been talking about her vagina for Christ days, that we could go on for another hour. Let's get real. Yes. It's the wonder that is Melanie Fletcher. Right. Hello. So, thank you for your story about Conalingas with Rain Man. We really appreciate that, Melanie. Is that the title for 150 Rain Man? Rain Man 8 Me Out by Melanie Fletcher. Rain Man 8 Me Out by Melanie Fletcher Story. Melanie, why don't you plug away all the stuff that you want all of our listeners to know about you and your show and, and, and all that wonderful stuff? Okay. Well, my podcast is called Don't Quit Your Day Job, the podcast. You were, we are available at www.dqidjpodcast.com. We love to have people come and listen to us, and you can call us and write us and be our friend on Facebook. And if you're really cute, Patrick will give you a blowjob, and it's all wonderful. So, come on over. This is fun. So, you've instilled the Rodan rule at your podcast as well? Right. Oh, sweetie, please. This rule has been in effect since we started. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, thank you all for listening to episode 151 of our show. As always, you can go to our blog, which is podasmycopilot.com. You can email us at podasmycopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener, line at 206-350-1287. You can also tweet me at pimc-tailor, Rodan. What? I thought you were going to say "twat" just because I said, oh, snow. I was, I was being nice about the twat. Oh, he's not paying attention. Okay. I am paying attention. And I think I said everything, right? Podasmycopilot@gmail.com, I think. So, well, thank you all very much for listening to those of you who have been around since the beginning or those of you who have gone back and listened to all the old episodes. Thank you for listening to the last 150 shows and hopefully you'll be around for 150 more. But until next time, thank you all very much. This is Taylor. And Taffy. Andrew Dan. And Melanie. Have a good week, everybody. We'll see you later. Bye-bye. Bye. [Music]
