A very special milestone episode! Taffy and Taylor trek through Disney's Animal Kingdom at the Expedition: Everest Challenge this last weekend. We've been holding out on releasing an episode 50 til something special came along, and we think you'll agree this is a fun one to watch. Need a little more incentive? Taylor on a balance beam. 'Nuff said.
Be sure to look for PiMC Episode 150 coming very soon to a feed near you!
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[Music] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ You got to take a piece of gum. Hello. Hello there. Are we video taping already? We're video taping. Hello. We have a carb of the day. He's a gum. I'm carboloting. Is that what we're calling it? Yeah. So what are we doing? We're getting ready to go pick up our packets for the Expedition Everest Challenge. Yes. Because we're grownups. And we're going to fling our bodies over and under and around ropes. I thought you did that last night with Hank. I just did that last night with Hank. Darren I said with that. I was doing what you say with that tank. [Laughs] And we're at wide world of sports. We bring the wide in wide world of sports. Right. And we see, I see volunteers. There's girls on the-- Oh, there's the thing that says packet pick up. Right. I'm just getting ready to say that. Well, suck it. Well, suck it too. All right. Instead of suck it to me, it's suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Things that make you go hmm. Yeah. ♪♪ In the wide world of sports. And apparently, there's playing some game of football. [laughter] Some soccer thing. And it all's like two boys in one cup. Two teams in one cup. Except it sounds like a storm of fucking bees around my head. I think when you hear it, it's all little horns and everything from the 25,000 screens that are going on. Because apparently, we're the only two people that want to have a breakfast platter at, you know, one during the morning and one in one of those boys. Yeah. And what did you say? It sounds like it'll get a cause. Jungle madness. This is the storm of bees. The storm of bees. The storm of bees. My name's A Jungle Fever. I'm the Jungle Madness. ♪♪ Racist. Look, Asian boys. And people. Speaking of two girls, one cup. See. That's going to be Taylor and I's 200th video podcast. Two podcasters in one cup. We'll make her dandelion. Oh! I'm going to be using a jet gear rail. (laughing) Now I'm up. He's never going to watch this. I'm going to watch this. (clapping) We're not. ♪ Ready this time ♪ ♪ Ready this time ♪ ♪ You see it feels like I'm starting to care ♪ ♪ And I'm going to be ready this time ♪ ♪ Ready this time ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Ready, ready, ready, ready to run ♪ I'm ready to do is have some fun What's all this talkin' down? Love! I'm ready to run! I'm ready to run! Oh! I'm ready ready ready ready! Okay, so it helps to have a persuasive bestest girlfriend as your hag, because there was a problem... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! There was a problem with the tree house that we were supposed to be staying in, and it wasn't going to be ready until way too late. We weren't going to have time to get ready for the race. So, Ms. Huffington decided that she was not going to be pleased with that, and that that was not acceptable, and she demanded an upgrade. So we were upgraded to this. Would you mind coming down the staircase, please? This is called acting. Hello, children. How are we staying? Okay. This is the first floor of the hotel room that we're staying in. Casa La Table Hovington. Yes, Casa PMIC. So, and that's the kitchen, that's the full kitchen, and what's this down here? That's just a toilet. There's a dining room, and there's a dining room with the patio that looks out in the water, and look at this. This is like the bathtub, and there's going to be some latte boy fucking tonight. There's the bubble who's getting lucky, and the big huge bed, and it's cool, and air-conditioned, and I feel like Ms. Crystal Carrington right now, and I just don't know what to do with myself. Go over there, and I'd like to look over to the left. Okay, so. So, and then there's the loft, and there's tapping in her breasts resting upon the bar. Hello, boys. This is crazy. And apparently we have surround sound too. That was what impressed the housekeeper the most. They're surround sound in here. Great. Okay. Next time you see us, we'll be in our costumes. Doo doo doo. Our uniform. Our... Oh, oh, oh, oh, apparently I have to start lifting up bags, so. They're called my boobs. So, we got swag, y'all. We got all sorts of goodies, and we have cold therapy. Oh, that's my phone, so that's nothing. But we got a camera, and that is my running label, my banner, my whatever you call it. The thing. And that's my limited edition pin, and my t-shirt, my Everest t-shirt, and we got a sharpie, and stuff for afterwards. And apparently we got, what are these called? Shot blocks? Shot blocks, my cock blocks, with the shots. Okay. And we got cameras. Yes, we got a camera, and we got cold therapy, and we got a one day free pass to any of the parks that we're supposed to use it to go to Animal Kingdom, but we've kind of been to Animal Kingdom about as many times. And Taffy found something else in our little swag bag. I got a Happy Birthday card, because I didn't even, I didn't realize I knew it was my birthday, but I'm trying to open it, and I can't. And it says, "We wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday from the gang, good luck, and best of wishes on your magical weekend full of the Disney and Jarn's team." Isn't that cool? So... What did you say? Personalized? What is it? I said attention to detail, I appreciate that. Yeah. And we finally figured out how to turn on the lights. Because... We wandered around here for about a half an hour trying to figure out how to turn on the lights, and there's a little switch under that. At one point, Taylor actually went like this. And we both kind of waited, saying if that would work. They didn't. It was hotel room, ever. I am more excited about this than... Then potentially fucking follow me later. [laughs] [dramatic music] Hello listeners! This is Athlete, Taylor of the Latte Boy, along with voice-only, Athlete, Taffy, Carlisle, Huffington. Why are my voice only? Well, because you said no profile shots. Well, just so then tell me where to look. Look. We're driving now. We're driving to the race. Like my bow. Like my bow. [laughs] Her hobo. Her hobo? [laughs] Yes, we are en route to the race. We are wearing our lime green. You're probably blinded right now. Our subtle colors. Yes, our subtle colors of lime green and black. I'm currently wearing compression shorts. Are they compressing? Yeah. They are compressing. It's weird because things that normally are together are separated and things that are... I think they are normally separated. Are together? Yeah, it's weird. But Mr. Huffington told me that should I have issues with the compression shorts while walking, I only need to squat and things will fall as they need to. Of course. So, but this is pretty much just a short thing. We're not going to be taking a lot of video. I don't think a picture is just because we're going to be doing a lot of walking, but we will be talking about the 5k at the... on our next episode. Then you'll take me in. [laughs] It's a bus. That's why I have pay attention. Yes, that would be good because it was all fun and games, so we were killed by a bus. Why are you going to be there? I think I said it. Okay. See y'all through race. Bye. Bye, bitches. Don't you think it's ironic we're staying at the Saratoga Springs, which is all about racing? Well, I am hung like a horse. Well... A shitlin' pony, but a horse nonetheless. I can't wait to play jockey in our cosplay, so you know. [laughs] You must help a riding crub. I'll say hell yeah. Pray for me. [laughs] What are you getting ready to do for the first time ever in your life? Besides, run a 5k. Use a porta potty. But sometimes, nature crawls, and this is the first time I've ever used one. And I got to tell you, I'm a little freaked out by him. You know, this is a day of doing things you've never done before, so... I'm going to go pee someplace that probably has been washed since I was born. Excellent. Enjoy yourself. Yeah! Simple as well. It's happy. They don't flush. I'm not sure I appreciate that. [laughs] But I chose one that a little child had went in right before me, so I figured there was less of a chance of getting gonorrhea. Less of a chance. Well, that ends. The fact that Rodan's not here. Well, there's a child around here. [laughs] You just... you just guarantee that. It is important to stress before one competes a 5k/offs book horse, last scavenger of mine. Captain! How? How? Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Because of my ankle, I can't do any bouncing. The tailor is literally taking one, too. Hey, do it, baby! He's got me, babe! You're amazing! Hey, Taffy, what's that? You want one, baby? Whoo-hoo! [music] I should have my mild two. I should have taken video. Okay. Are you ready? No, we're taking it. So Taffy. Hey there. Hey, what do we got here? We got mild two. Mild two. We're doing two obstacles down, two miles down, we're doing good. [music] I just accidentally touched that woman's vagina. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry, ladies, vagina. [cheering] Whoo! [cheering] Next obstacle, go! [cheering] I'm just gonna walk this one. [cheering] Go, Taffy! [cheering] Hey, Taffy. Yes, sir. What's that up ahead? Three miles. I'm gonna win those miles through, baby! Mild three! Whoo-hoo! Oh, thank God. Just one more obstacle to go. Thank you. Taffy's gonna get on her hands and knees for all you lucky viewers. There's something many of you have been wanting to see for a long time. Oh, please. I'm talking to you, Michael and Stucard. Shh. Are you talking, sir? I'm gonna tell you. I'm usually the one with my knees. I'm this hot and sweaty, but... Yeah, I didn't eat that mental picture. No, I didn't eat that mental picture. No, I didn't eat that mental picture. Yes. No, I didn't eat that mental picture. No, I didn't eat that mental picture. All right. Let's finish this, bitch. Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! All right. Go ahead. I'm gonna win! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I have a pinched nerve. Okay, if I go around... Alright, it's tight. Woohoo, it's Tank Huffington! Woohoo! Woohoo! Ahh! Look! Yo, this is my profile, how was the race? How was the race? The race was awesome, we're not finishing our clues! Woohoo! Alright, we gotta figure this out, so... That's my Lion King, bye guys! We are finishing! 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