I feel like we're doing. I feel like we're the proverbial newlywed couple who is putting their message on the answering machine. It's going to be the "Hi, dare. We can't come to the phone because I'm giving Tappy anal." I like how you did all those words. I'm plowing her good. I am bent over a counter-app at all. Yes, but I'm facing the opposite way. I don't think it works like that. No. Trust me, I have enough experience with this. There's a reverse counter-app at it. I need to be on the other side of the plow station. Are you Spongebob Squarepants? Oh, my diaphragm Spongebob Squarepants. I can't wear a diaphragm just for those who have actually heard this right. I'm in podcasting mode, podcasting mode. Alright, energy. Energy. Alright, I'm pausing it. You're insane. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] We're here at the Cineplex Cinebonne at the Celine Dion Memorial Theater talking with one Miss Tavi Carlal-Hovington, but we're getting ready to go see the whole premiere of the Sex and the City Part 2 movie. Tavi, what are you looking forward most to seeing? I'm in Samantha. I'm a Dorothy. You're a Stanford. No, I don't want to be Stanford. Stanford was cute. He was okay. Yeah, I am kind of like Mario. I'm a bitchy Italian fag, and that's me. Okay, well, we're playing with this, and we're seeing what's happening with it. We're playing with the H4 zoom. That's what she said. I'm playing with the H4 zoom, and as we prepare to go see the Sex and the City movie, and I'm going to stick it into Tavi's hand right now. Your H4 feels so good in my hand. It's much harder than I thought it would be. That's because it's made of plastic. But it is really, really wide. It's plastic and has little nubbins on me. So here's my question. Actually, what I'm actually looking forward to the most is seeing how absolute photoshopped. They all look on the big screen. The special effects budget is for this is more than Avatar. This is about blue balls and pussy. So there you go. They say that Aidan is so photoshopped that the one who plays Aidan, I don't know what his name is. John Corbett. John Corbett that he is so photoshopped that he looks plastic that he actually like rallied to get the same, you know, the same whatever that the girls have and that he looks ridiculous. We'll find out tonight. We'll see the movie. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Taylor and Tavi will continue into two and two. What a stupid TV show is that from? The newlywed game. No. The newlywed. That was Mark Windell. That was from Love Connection. Were you two and two? What was his name? Chuck Willery. We'll be back in two and two. Was Chuck Willery on? Did he do something else, too? He did a bunch of those horrible shows from the sentence. Like, you know, pressure luck or press my luck. No, part of the guy from Pressure Luck is dead. He was killed in a plane crash. Was it Chuck Willery, the guy that did the original gong show was his name? Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry was a black gentleman. They didn't allow them on TV until 1983. He was a gentleman of 1980s. Unless they were a red beret in answer to the name Rie Ron. How Joseph is rolling over his grave in sleep? Sidney Poitier. Does that mean that Baba Lu would be D, the sarcastic sister? That means you would be D, the sarcastic sister. What if it's that Rie Ron? D was a reruns. D was a barge. And Dwayne. Hey, hey, hey. Was it a rerun that said hey, hey, no. Dwayne was the one that went, hey, hey, hey. And Rie Ron was the one that would do the dancing. He was suspenders. And he wore suspenders and the red beret. And he was about 7,000 pounds. But he wasn't even also like four or three muggled the tape recorder into the Doopie Brothers concert. I can honestly say I've never seen an episode of what's happening. Oh, God, I used to watch what's happening all the time when I was a kid. I was over modulation. Over modulation. Did that call it over modulation? That's over modulation. Over modulated. When Rodan lets out the capels and I'm looking at the track and it completely builds the whole bar on the track. That's over modulated. Tank fills the whole bar all the time. Over. Over modulated. A little less happy to over modulate everything she says. Yeah. Okay, considering you were just talking about tank over modulating. Well, that's probably a bar or whatever. Well, then you know. Now I have to fill out a report. Great. You've never been to the theater we're going to tonight. The theater. The Cinnabon. The Cinnabon. The Cinnabistro. The Gabrielle Cinnabé Memorial Theater. Where every ticket comes with a shot of insulin. And a stick of butter. Isn't that her name? Gabrielle Cinnabé? Is that how you say it? I don't know. The one that was precious. Gabrielle Michael Bay. No, that's definitely not it. No, it's Cinnabé, I think. Cinnabé. Can't pay. Can't pay. Mr. Pearson done got himself killed. Can't pay. Why would be that from? Actually, I'll put that from. No, it is not. Oh, midnight in the garden. Good. Thank you. We said it was not going to even. Oh, my God. Exit to Eden, whatever. Exit to Eden. I want you to go to stay in Delaney's place. No, I want you to feel what you can't look at. That's what she says. Not that I've studied that movie. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy he was in like a strictly ballroom or some ballroom movie after that. And then you never heard him. I don't think I ever heard him do anything else again. I was okay. Have I ever told my canopy story? Oh, please do. You and I went for our romantic weekend, Valentine's weekend at Deceapolodine to a cooking class back many years ago. And she made tomato canopays only when I went home and told drum, I said she made tomato canops. And I was so proud of the fact that she made canops and she made tomato canops. And they were really, really good. Canops, canops, canops. And after he let me say that about 19 times, he said, you mean canopay? You asshole. And then he laughed at me. And then he broke up with me and I was baptized. That's the real reason. Ladies and gentlemen, that's the real reason why we broke up because I didn't know how to say canopay. That's okay. You're right for this. So when I was getting my degree in music theory, I was trying to way impress some music. I was a music theory major and someone was a music history and appreciation major. And I was trying to baffle them with my infinite knowledge of all things classical, which I'm not a classical music person at all. So I had a 1980s hooked on phonics album. And I literally was reading off the names of the composers to him actually like I knew all these great works of art until I pronounced one Wagner. In fact, it wasn't a Wagner. And then the gig was up because he was like, what did you just say? And I was like, Wagner, I love his stuff. The Baroque period, he goes, you mean a Bobner? And I was like, okay, I'm on your click. We're done with him. David Selnick, if you're a listener, then forget it. So David Selnick, who they called crud, which was Dork spell backwards. Crud. Crud because you know, that's a charming word anyways. Well, I say that we try this thing out. We try and load the file onto your computer and see if it works. And then if it works, we will continue with it. I'll continue holding it in my hand. Well, you need to, you need to get dressed so that we can go, you need to put some clothes on. That's my second angel concern. Put your pants on for God's sakes. We have a movie to go to. All right, I know how to stop it. Give it to me. Let me, let me play with it. I know how to get it to stop. I know how to get it to stop very quickly, unfortunately, because air trigger. All right. Good Lord. Um, well, we're currently driving in a lovely Finelos Park, with our car. Gary can use all the no canoes. It's good. Can use Gary canoe. And that's from the great space coaster. My sister used to watch that. That was a little old for me. I was a little old for the great space coaster. When I was, when I was like, you know, 16, I watched, you can't do that at television, which I'm sure. Well, you can do that at your old, but wow, I was in college and watch state by the bells. I love the college here. So I like Kevin Koopa Chesky. I don't know what I mean. Kevin Koopa Chesky from You Can't Do That on Television. I don't know who that is. He was like the first like he was this big dumb looking, the one who played like barf. No, no, no, Kevin. He was that he was Kevin. He was the oldest kid, the oldest boy on the early seasons of You Can't Do That on Television. And then there was Alice there. Yeah, I knew that I never saw when like, um, Alana. That was I was too old for that, because she was on a couple years into it, I think. Yeah. Because I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one's holding up banana. The other one's clicking my bean or whatever. And the other one's master baiting. I know the road down loves you last night, but I just, my favorite thing she ever did was when she was God and dogma, and that was about it, which was kind of. She doesn't talk. And there. Talk about Oh, you spooked her. She was in Sex in the City. Do you see how we did that turnaround? Oh, yeah, we're talking about people that were in Sex in the City. Who else had guest stars? Amy Sedaris was on Sex in the City. Yes, she was Lucy Lou. That's because she made a movie with Sarah Jessica Parker, though. They did. They were in where Sarah's like Parker was the substitute teacher. The movie was that it wasn't strangely candy. That was strangely candy in the movie. That was that was the funniest line of that movie, right? Because she's the bereavement council, like I do. And she goes in and she goes, Hello, are you are you available? And Sarah Jessica Parker says, Oh God, it never ends. And there are days that I feel the same way. Death does not take a holiday. You're retarded. I am retarded. Death does not take a holiday. I've spent Saturday mornings looking at dead women. Never mind. But enough about my crazy aunt Anne. Who never met a Larazepan? She didn't like Larazepan. I think it's a muscle relaxer. Larazepan? Larazepan, isn't it? I should know this. I am licensed by the state, which that should tell you how good this is. I thought that Larazepan would be something that was like some form of, you know, one of those weird cooking things. That's, um, that's Marazepan, Marzepan. Marzepan, yeah, I wasn't thinking well. It's a snack. It's a snack. It's a snack. A chocolate ganache, a Gary ganache. Everyone's looking at the show. Did they smoke a bomb before they left for the movie? Can you smoke a bomb? A bomb with something in your mouth over and like there was water and it or something. Is that correct? I don't know. I want to make a rude banjo right now, but I'm not going to do it. You were a dank to smoke a bomb. I thought, is that going to be the Cuban, or the Cuban? Oh, I'm at the Cajun Zooning game. Well, he's, first of all, he hasn't been the Cuban in about two years. The Bong? The Bong? I don't know. Bong dong? Bong dong, Silver? What the fuck is this? Move, motherfuckers? There's some F-150 piece of shit in front of me that has been managed to block, um, a lane and then... Well, because there's... I really like that. The cones. Safety cones. Brodance from Ouela's Safety cones. It was the safety cone. Wasn't there some thing where someone stick the safety cone out of their ass that I'm just talking about? Yes, that was, that was, that was the gist of that. No. Has Rodan stuck the safety cone up his butt? I don't think so. Don't know if he'll pass them. Oh, well, I'm sure he'd appreciate that. You never know Rodan might appreciate the fact that we were actually talking about his ass. He's never going to listen to this anyways. That's true because he's not on it. He's not on it. He's not on it. Why would he care? Exactly. Because apparently you don't listen to the ones that you're on. Which is not true because I listened to all of our shows. Did you listen all the way through? Because you said the one that Rodan and I just did, you only listened to like half of it. I just listened to it. I failed it all the way through it. I just listened to it all the way through. Well, you should listen all the way through. Sometimes I do. I know sometimes you're trying to trick me by adding a little things on the end and then you quiz me about them. Did you listen to all the way to the end to the one I have put do me at the end of it? Do me. I think I did. I think only because you told me I do. No. I haven't listened to the latest one up because it just came up but Crystal had. I haven't listened to the one that you just put up though but the hair master did because she was talking about it. She thought it was very funny. She said that I sounded fine because I asked if I said did I sound weird? No, you sound like you're in a toilet bowl. You sound echoey. But every time I see her, I'm in a toilet bowl. So it just sounds like normal. Well, that's because of your weird lesbian cosplay that the two of you do. I don't know what to say. Cosplay is like the first time you said it to me. Where you dress up like in costumes and stuff and you would be the G officer. I'm so sorry. Oh, I know. Cosplay is like where you wear, you know, bad 80 sweaters. What the fuck is this? We should play bad 80s. What? Oh, God. Do it. Do it. Do it. I'm like the leisure is shy. You play really. Oh, Jesus. I didn't say Raven's mom. Who's a pig now, by the way? Okay, I was afraid that this was going to be the traffic situation on the way to Tampa and it's ridiculous. And apparently I'm the only person who knows how to drive even though I only drive, you know, 12 miles an hour. Keep in mind, ladies and gentlemen, that you just swerved an oncoming traffic to get into the way, but she's the only one who knows how to drive. No, I just, I just don't understand this pension for speeding. It upsets me. And then people get mad at me when I actually drive the speed limit. The reason it's called the limit people is that that's as fast as you're supposed to drive. All right, Agnes. Sorry. I talk fast. I fuck fast. I like to drive at a normal speed. I enjoy my driving. Well, your head would explode. You did everything as fast as you fucking talk. That's true. That was sure made sense. And we're out to the next parent teacher meeting. First day of school, talk fast and fuck fast. If I drove as fast as I fucked my head. Good God. Well, we're getting ready to get on to 275. That's two, seven, five, three, two, one, three, two, seven, seven, seven. Those of you who don't watch friends are completely lost. And those of you who still win over the show that went off, you know, 12 years ago. I don't just think we're tragic and that's fine. All right. More lighter. I need to take a break. Oh, no, we're going to talk the whole way there. Yes, we're going to talk the whole way there. It's like a 40 minute drive. Both ways. Your trapped listener. You're going to try to get the earbuds out, but you can. You're going to be trapped listening to us two squawking chickens for the next 80 minutes. Okay, then I will, I will provide commentary. Look, there's a tree, there's a tree. There's reeds. There's a read the name of Mr. Incredible. I thought it was Mr. Incredible. No, not Mr. Incredible. Oh, Mr. Fantastic. Read Richards. Yes, I was right at you. I'm so excited. Wow. I am impressed. What's the, what's the name of the Invisible Woman? So you, you open this Pandora's box, which has another name for your vagina, by the way. What's the name of who? Suits. Oh, shit. The Invisible One, Sue Storm. Okay, okay. Well, we, we don't speak of that. Wait, wait, hold on. What's the human George? Was it not? Wasn't Sue Storm the name of Halle Berry's character and that weird one with the guy with the knives on his hand? Wasn't her name? No, it was Storm. But, but that was her superhero name. That wasn't like her last name. Okay, so Sue Storm is invisible on the eye of the human torch. That was her brother, wasn't it? Right. I have no idea. Chris Evans. You said I couldn't use the actual actor. I had used the name. No, but I'm just saying that if we're doing, you're saying Jessica Alba, so I'm saying. Okay, Chris Evans, he is beautiful. Isn't he going to be able to play something else? He's going to be Captain America. Right. Wow. Let me see your shield. Hopefully, hopefully, antless. Well, I'd like to see his stars and stripes forever. Um, and then the thing was played by the guy that was on that one show that was like on TBS. Really, we're talking about, of course, you're talking about what's happened in earlier. So, you know, the Fantastic Four. Again, well, you know, this is, we're going to see sex in the city, which, you know, was topical, what? Six, seven years ago, as was the Fantastic Four. So there you go. Again, a tie in. So, okay, who played what was the, the human torch's name? Oh, my God. Like the thing? Oh, the human torch. Chris Evans. No. What? You just said that? No. What's the character's name? Johnny Johnny Storm. And what's the thing? Michael Chicklin. No, what? The character's name? I don't know. Ben Grimm. I was doing really good with Reed. You were. I was going to say that when I was very impressed by myself, but okay. And we're done, apparently. Now we're getting rid of course the Howard Franklin Bridge, which is a big giant bridge that connects Pinellas County to Hillsborough County where Tampa is. Yes. Oh, and apparently my butthole just cluckered. You know, you take your mail, just shit, pixie. That's where my car. So it's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day. I want to go to Disney. We're all in. It's pissing me off. Well, maybe we'll go tomorrow. We're supposed to go to the French Festival. Not tomorrow. It's tomorrow's graduation. Oh, about that. I'm going to the New Orleans set of graduation. Okay. Well, okay. On Saturday, we're going to the French Festival to see one Kevin one miss Kevin B. And that guy he lives with. And yeah, that other guy. We're going to see them in there that elderly gentleman that he takes care of that he overcooks vegetables for two days with more. And we're going to see their shows at the French Festival. I'm very much looking forward to it. I want to totally wear a dress with fringe on it. You do that. I get a roaring twenties dress before then. Can you even imagine the ridiculous death of that? I've had sex with a Filipino and a banjo beef fringe jacket before. Was he wearing the French jacket? No, but when we went on the date in like 1996, he showed up in a turquoise jacket, leather jacket, because it was like January, February that had the fringe on it. Why was it a buy with a head of your banjo? No, but you know how banjo be like back in like living on a prayer days or the jacket? And then like Johnny used to work on the dog? Yes. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. And we went back. We went out to dinner and then we went back to his place and we watched the sum of us with Russell Crowe and I let him blow me. And I believe I may have loan him. But at least he took the fringe off first. Yes. He took the Surrey with a fringe on top of the forest. Because chicks and ducks and geese better story. When I take you out in less sorry. So we went from Kevin B to Oklahoma in like 30 seconds with a blowjob from a Filipino in between. We are bottles. Never going to hear the lights back. This will be one in case of emergency break glass where like nobody is available. I just keep it. I just keep it on a little SD card and a glass thing with one of those little metal hammers next to it. I don't. Okay. For those of you listening, I don't like driving up bridges and when I drive other bridges, I can only drive in the center two lanes if it's a four lane one. Because I'm convinced that if I'm in the center two lanes and something happens that I will have that extra you know 15 feet of leeway before I plunge into the water giving me just enough time to open my sun roof or put my windows down, thus saving my life. And I'm so I just change lanes because I was being a little too close the other side and like I didn't care for because this side had like a lane that if you break down you can pull into. So there's a little more space that makes me happy and my hands won't start sweating. Like they are right now and it's rush hour traffic and she's going 35 miles an hour. I don't know. I'm going 65. Yes. Suck it. 65. It's 70 miles an hour. Going to Disney World with her as much as she loves a good newsy world, it takes three hours to get there. Literally when we would go to Orlando with the Atlanta group they'd be like who's driving? And they'd be like tap because they all go oh I'm like stop it. Drummond they were gonna get there Tuesday. What do you mean? When I drive it takes 75 minutes. When Babaloo drives it takes 14. I've never drove with I've never rode with him driving and that's because you have said she's never allowed to ride with you when you drive. He is hysterical. He's meaning he causes hysteria with me. Talk about I'm the one who screams madre de díos at the top of my lungs when you know he's weaving in and out. We have to get to Disney. They have new stitch pins. There's a new stitch pin coming out before the line. You know what? I thought of this and you kind of thought of what but I thought of the perfect gift that you could have got her for graduation was one of the years when you guys were up there last weekend. She would never wear them. It's just the ideas from you guys. Okay. No, no, we're just a little late now but no because I'm going up tomorrow. We're not going to Disney once more instead of going to graduation. How mad would you be if I called you and said I can't make it. I'm having problems with my car. Oh, wait a minute. The fast passes up. I got to go to space around my click. If you call me and said I can't I can't cover because a there would be no place you could be. I couldn't come and get you before you could come and get you. And that's beside the point. But in the background I'm hearing you know the de de de de de de de of the weight line at Soren then I wouldn't be upset at all. When Babaloo and I went on the Disney cruise next year because your body was magically never found. That wouldn't be my problem. Lollipop and I were just speaking of all things graduation while you were putting on your pants in the other room talking about cleaning up. Yes, we were talking about my graduate. We were talking about my graduation and I said do you think you're going to cry tomorrow graduation and she said no. And I said the only one that I cried out was my undergrad because that was the one that I was the first one in my family to go to college. And it was sort of like a big deal and I remember walking through and hearing pop and circumstance and you know all that sort of thing. And Coretta Scott King was the actually was the commencement speaker that we had and she said the wrong name of the college like five times. No. Yes every time she talked about you know and all of you know I went to Eckerd College and when she did the whole you know all of you hear it Burlington University and most of the time like the first time she said it we all kind of looked at each other like did she just say what I think she said and then it became where every time she said it it was a personal actor. So it wasn't like she she was saying Eckerd or Eckerd. It wasn't even close that she just so much. If I went to Smith College she was saying Joan's University. Bob Joan's University. Pretty cool late after these commencement ceremonies. I was Joan Jones. Oh. Google it. It was Jim Jones. Excuse me. And why do we know what Jim Jones because Bob Jones is a big guy and a Christian coalition. Oh well. Well still drink the Kool-Aid. I mean I did the Kool-Aid. Thank you. That's what I meant. Yeah. It was a very subversive joke. Oh right right right. And my grad school graduation. Did you go to graduation for grad school? Oh yes. Grad school graduation was at a children's elementary school. That's where they that's the area that they rented out for us at the little tiny college that I went to. I swear to God okay. I've told you this story before. Never. Okay. When you got your master's degree. When I got my master's degree. Well when I went to get my master's degree I went to a school. Because I went to I went to like a satellite campus of a school that's based out of Massachusetts. That's the I didn't I didn't go out of Maryland. Okay. And what they did is we would have our classes at administrative building for the YMCA during the course of year. So there wasn't any place for them to hold commencement ceremonies. So some of the classes that we had were down at an elementary school because we would have them on weekends. We would have the classes in a Catholic elementary school. So they had the commencement story. The commencement ceremony. Holy shit. In the all-purpose room of this school. And they had the congratulations graduate sign. The banner that they had. Did the kindergartners make it? No. But it was clearly that morning pulled out of a box because you could see all the crease lines from the folds that they had hung up. And when they played pomp and circumstance when we all walked in, they played it in. No on a karaoke machine that they held a microphone up to the speaker. No. Yes. Come on. And how much does that magic degree cost? A lot. Yeah. So so we all go in and the you know the dean of the school gives us a speech. Okay. And then our commencement speaker was the the president, the the Tampa president. No, they shit. The president of the Tampa chapter of the NAACP. Okay. So he came out and he started doing his field about, you know, now that you're graduating and you've got your magic degree, you're going to make the world a better place, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's going to talk about future trends. Now this was in 2000. And the first trend he talked about was identity theft. And he wanted to make sure that we all were aware of the fact that at some point or another chances are all of our identities were going to be stolen at some point. So look to the future. Right. Right. Right. So then the second one was. The right thing. No, the Browning of America, where he talked about the fact that as more and more, you know, minorities were becoming getting their getting, I suppose it better educated, but that sounded racist and I didn't mean a racist. But as they're becoming, you know, getting higher educated and getting more degrees, then we're going to be seeing more of a in, you know, influx of African Americans, you know, NAACP was talking about the Browning of America. Right. And then he said, and then he ends with, so all you white people were coming for your jobs, to which all of the African American graduates that are graduating, no, they're all like cheering and hollering and everything and all their families doing that while me and like, you know, drum and all of my little white friends are all like, what the fuck was that? Did you graduate from predominantly black class? It was probably like 60 40. So it was just a weird speech. So my father and grandfather, like the most racist people that I know, love you guys, if you ever hear this, um, they come and spend, you know, thousands of dollars come down to see my graduation to hear Coretta Scott King for the commencement thing. So when I found out who the speaker was going to be at my grad school graduation, I pretty much said, don't, don't come. I'm graduating in December. I'll see you in a couple of weeks and, you know, for Christmas and it'll be fine then. So it was sort of like, whoo, dodge the bullet there. But so then I graduated and we all went to Hoa's in beautiful downtown Hyde Park, which is no longer there anymore, which is where we're going. Right. It's now at Chipotle. There's a Chipotle in Hyde Park. It's like off to the side of it. Yeah, it was used to be a really good Chinese. It was a gay Chinese restaurant. It was it was it was it was run by a gay Chinese guy, excuse me, ever come. Speaker of my house, my graduation from my bachelor's Ed Koch. Oh, really? Mayor of New York. Yep. So that's what I think he had been out of like a year. He had been out two years or something. So it was, yeah. And I didn't go to my, my master's graduation because I had a six-week goal. So I thought, probably not. You could nurse her under your mouth. Exactly. What's that? What's that woman doing? Oh, God. She had some master's degree of lactation. Where's the ticket? Oh, here it is. That was your one only job is bring the ticket. No, my other job was to hold this microphone for the entire 20 something that arrived. Did you want me to hold a microphone while driving on to them? Because that would have made the show a lot different. That would have made the show a lot different. Look at them. Aren't they beautiful? What, what is it that you're looking at? They're passing military grade hummers. I've seen movies where they give military grade hummers. Oh. It's lollipop. Hello. We'll turn the microphone this way. He does not need his laptop free case. Oh, no, I'll get, I'll get it later. But thank you, lollipop. Thank you for keeping up on him. Someone has to. Jesus. One shouldn't want this. This is this is a good lesson in driving and talking on the phone because Taffy just almost got us killed. Goodbye. And Taffy said she loves all of you. And that was the last thing Taffy said before the car burst into place. Why, why are we gonna be like that? Why you gotta be like that? You know what? I just thought of something. This whole time we've been talking and the air conditioning is in line. I went into the recording. Yes, it's been recording. Okay. But I'm just, I'm trying to hold it this way because the air conditioning is picking up the microphone. We're here in the middle of Katrina. Too soon. Well, Rodan. Rodan wasn't there for Katrina. Was Rodan there for Katrina? No. Well, Rodan got there right after Katrina. And then he was there during the oil. Like, so maybe Rodan is what's happening to to New Orleans. Rodan is the black cloud over Louisiana. Rodan's acid, the black cloud over Louisiana. Rodan's envelopes Louisiana within his, which wicks his thighs. I've seen Rodan's thighs. There might be a chance that he's happy. We have a picture of Rodan in his underwear and a tank top laying burnt Reynolds in Cosmopolitan magazine style from last year's gay days. We have a picture of me between Rodan's legs if I recall. Well, really, the world's been between Rodan's legs. Because he'd like to teach the world to sing with harmony. He'd like to give the world a stroke. And keep it company. That's the song he sings. To give the world a stroke. Instead of by the world of coke. Yes, I got that. Thank you. Now we're down even closer to the Hyde Park area. Well, hello, Mr. Jagger. This should be a hell. Oh, and here's that. That's that's that's that's that's the after and before, before he's chasing after after friend who the other one is training with because, you know, I got these rock hard abs by jogging two blocks a day. So the friend has decided that now he's going to jog two blocks day so he can have rock hard abs when, of course, no, it'll never happen because I tell a tubby. I want to have a washboard of abs. Gluten-free pizza is here. Great. There's a place with gluten-free pizza. What would gluten-free pizza taste like? Well, there you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready to pass. What used to be referred to as the gay cash and carry because it's in the Hyde Park section, which is predominantly filled with homosexuals and gay cash and carry. Well, and that was where apparently that was the cash and carry that like people used to like cruise at and like all that sort of stuff. And this cash and carry parking lot is where I ended a friendship with one Mr. Glenn Sheffield lo these many years ago. Apparently Glenn is not a listener. Ah, fuck, I'm a fiist. Um, because Glenn, even though I just recently asked to be his friend on Facebook and they have actually told him about the podcast. So, um, hi Glenn, um, because Glenn and I were going to go see the pet shop boys at the champion before my art center and he was supposed to meet me there and pick me up with a bunch of his new friends that I don't know what they were doing, but whatever, green light, and I waited for over an hour for him and he never showed up. And then I have the tickets. Yes, yeah, the tickets. And I, this was like my first cell phone. So I was calling all these different places, like calling all the hospitals in the area because he was somebody that would never do there's another cute jogger. I'm going to start working out here. And I waited for over an hour and then eventually just came home back to St. Petersburg from Tampa and he called me at like 1 30 in the morning and I said, are you all right? And he went, yep. And I went by because I was pissed off and I didn't want to hear what he had to say. Three weeks later, he cashed the check that I gave him for the ticket. You didn't stop it? No, because I never thought for a second because we had been friends for many years before that that he would have done something quite so shitty. So Glenn has legally changed his name to Chad because he's an official douche. Yeah. Wow. I probably shouldn't have said his last name. Fuck you, Glenn. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Motherfucker. That's for Cassie. Just because. Yeah. Fucker. Fucking take fucking checks. But you know what? Every time you say fucker and if you I've learned this, if you specifically, it sounds like you say fuck her. That's you West wishful thinking on your part. They fuck me. Yeah. We're almost there. Yes, we are. We haven't seen anyone dressed like, you know, a carry or a Miranda or a Dorothy or a Blanche or a whore. Oh, we're right by a burns. Burn steakhouse. We've been to burns. We have been to burns. We've been in the. Just you and I. Just you and I. Sharing our love together. Thank you Eddie Rabbit. Um, oh, now it's a sweet bay market that it was a catchy character. That she needs. No, it was Crystal Gale, I think. Is it Crystal Gale? Eddie Rabbit? Yeah. Eddie Rabbit, Crystal Gale? We are pulling out the most random shit this episode. This is exactly what every car ride we take though is like, actually. Which is why there's an. Beautiful. Serious arms and chestnut area. And he was wearing one of those tight. Under Armour shirts. Yes. Like I'll be wearing at the, um, at the race in a couple of weeks though. We'll not have the same effect. Whereas we went people were going, Oh, God. So get the camera, get the camera. Yes. I will end up on people of the park. Our first douche bag. Our first. Oh, I had four cosmos and I'm six months pregnant. Shout a handkerchief dress on. Okay, so we are pulling. Um, we are pulling into the parking garage. Okay, well, if you point at them, that kind of draws attention with the douche bag. Well, in her mind, she's going, they're looking at me because I'm beautiful because I look just like Charlotte. Charlotte's web, maybe, but Charlotte's web of deceit. There are slamming in here. The parking garage is full and the movie doesn't start for another hour in 15 minutes. Well, but maybe people came to like a right after round and go to pottery. Oh, no, no, no, they come over to paint pottery. Oh, my gosh. Turn like a parent pottery. They should go to cut any mine and make it all, you know, butt clogs. Oh, I can finger bane on the way home. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I listen to the understand, this is really hard. Ladies and gentlemen, the shrill cast. Oh my God. We're up to what level are we at? Like level level level. We're the third level of hell. The fourth level of this parking lot is one that I got. I've gotten blowjobs on that on this level. Can you park here? That's about handicap parking. Goddamn it. Goddamn you gimpy motherfuckers. I have had sex on the top for this as well. I have sex in the elevator going up to the old toy store. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my God. This is ridiculous. There better be parking here. If not, there's a parking lot on the others. Isn't there another parking garage? I don't know, but I'm not pleased. Yes, there's parking over here. Oh, there's the first homosexual with his jeans and flip flops. Oh, there's tons of parking up here. Yep. I received looking at the skylight. I received many uploads on that. You're classy. No, I don't see. I received at least a couple of hand jobs up here back when I was like, but I was born to hand job. Oh, yeah. Doo doo doo doo. Oh, yeah. I have sex. So you tank has an absolute gift of finding where all of the security cameras are. And because he can, you know, do the projectile, whatever we know is the radius of them. So we know right in the corner, which you can have sex and not be seen by camera. He knows that because he's a ration pack away from a militia. I've said this before. I know he is not. Did you hear? Well, one of the teachers in Alabama, how they were trying to teach their kids what a right acute angle is? And he says you angle with killing Obama? Obama, he goes to go to school. Because that's the angle you would use to arch the bullet to kill Obama. Can you imagine? Who is a head would say that in the middle of school? Well, oh, oh, okay. We are in a sea of douchebaggery right now, the likes of which why you have a camera phone, right? I have a camera phone. I will try very hard, but we're talking silver lame vest. And she's built like me. And a pair of black shirts with a woman who have done a t-shirt dress and a big giant wide belt that is only one arm. She's not built bad, but she has a face like a moose. Much like this. Just work them. Right. With the little gold purse. All they have both. Two of them have what arm shirts. I'm twittering that we're going right now. She is a nightmare. That's the fat friend. That's the fat friend who holds the coats when they go. That's bad. I'm so excited. I'm so happy right here. All right, well, we are going to go and watch the movie. When we come back, we will be talking at some point in the lobby. It's happening. Okay, well, I don't think that's a good idea, but I'm going to hand you. I'm going to hand this to you. No, no, no, no. Okay, then we will just discuss what we saw there. Jesus. Stop it. All right, we'll be back later. Good Lord. Two of those big wheels that have the plastic thing that you call in the need to spin. How much fun would it be to be on one of these things? So long, you're not trying to do it in your car. No, I meant if you were on a big wheel and you pulled the brake after you were going fast, and then you would listen to pull the brake, you would spin. And one of these parking garages that would be awesome. Okay, great. We're recording, by the way. Oh, people just think I'm crazy. Well, people already know you're crazy. So, and it's going to get loud for a second, folks, because I'm putting on my seatbelt, because apparently she's going to do wheelies in the parking garage. No, you know, okay, okay, if you are recording, then you heard me say the big wheels, like when you were little, if you would go fast and, oh, if you could go. Tragedy in a minivan. Oh my God, now we actually look at cosmos. Oh, I have to take this into preschool tomorrow. Get the nanny to do it. I don't care. So, okay, well, anyway. All right, so we did purposely, did not talk about, no, do we want to talk about the movie? Or do we want to talk about the people first? Okay, so we've just seen the movie. We did not speak of it. When we left the movie, we even said, okay, don't talk about it. Take it in the car. So you could hear our first thoughts. However, the ensemble that we got to witness walking in, we literally just sat and held court for the first half hour we were there because Taylor was the only man in the theater. Literally, I was the I looked at one and I and the only was the only one. I let's sort of this way. I had the least amount of estrogen. Yeah, yeah, because I'm sure that some of them did have penises, but that's beside the point. These were some of the most tragic. I thought I'm going to look at I'm going to look at the latest issue of Vogue and I'm going to try to create some outfits, some couture outfit from the clearance collection at Forever 21. And and I did take some pictures. I'm hoping that they come out because they were unfortunately with my cell phone and I will have to lighten them. I'm talking one woman who was very Kim Kardashian-esque who had on the tank top to to start leopard heels and the big flower on the tank top on the shoulder all together with her hair and a ponytail. Yeah. And the big giant fake boobs falling out of the tank top. I must have seen more nipple tonight than I did the last time I was at the Mulan Rouge because let me tell you something. There was tits flying everywhere and everyone was walking on heels. Who, hello, do not know how to walk on heels. I would walk better in heels than most of these women. If you're going to wear them, know how to walk on them. This isn't difficult because I get that you want to be cool and kicky and cute. And there were some rock and pairs of heels tonight, but the women look like they were about to fall over because they were all walking on the tippy tippy tippy toes involved their feet. Okay, so so they were assholes. Talk about the one asshole that was sitting next to you. The one. Okay, for actually first. Okay, we need to explain something. This was my first time at Cinnabistro, which there's only two of them right now in the country. There's one in Tampa and one in Miami. They're putting one in Vale, Colorado and one in Atlanta. It was a beautiful theater. It's one of these theaters where you have to reserve your seats ahead of time and they take your meal order before you. Oh, trash. Sorry, we're going down Howard Avenue. It's very high end. It looks like an upscale bar in the lobby. Yeah, you sit in these huge weather chairs that recline and have their own tables and it's very, very nice. So and they take your order. I got you got the antipasto platter and I got, okay, the ribs. But what kind of ribs? Ribs basted in a barbecue sauce whose base flavor cherry coke. Hello, that's like right on my alley. The only way that would be better is if they dip them in chocolate and then deep fried them and gave them to me. That's the only way that could be better. So anyway, so you go in and you've got reserved seats. Now, I was sitting, we were sitting right in the middle of the third row, which the third row back actually is pretty far back because, again, you've got these big seats that they've got and there were three seats next to us. Cut to happiness, we'll call her. And two of our friends come in and sit down. I'll let you take over. Okay, obviously there had been some issue because there were four friends all together. Three had rode together at once and the other one was meeting them there and they knew that they had four seats that were not all together, but they didn't realize how far apart the seats were because of how far apart the aisles were. So the one sitting next to me gets all pissy. Well, first he comes to take their order and he goes, are you all together? And she goes, I'm separate. So clearly they've been some sort of issue. And immediately there became an issue ensued where they had like four of the servers, people who were sitting in front of us, all of them standing at the end because the woman who was sitting next to me either didn't want to sit with the rest of her group or she wanted it to be separated into two and two instead of three and one, to which finally she grabs all her crap off of her seat and goes down to the one seat in front of them and the one that had been sitting there comes back up and she's like, you know, I'm just sick of her attitude. I'm just going to sit here and I just don't care, she can just sit down there and then she plops down. Now to give you an indication as to what kind of, you know, theater experience she was having, there was a commercial for, all right, not commercial, what are they called, preview? Yeah. For a movie that stars Josh, Jamal and Catherine Heigel, how they, you know, they, they are willed a child and literally in the first 10 seconds Taylor looks me, he goes, wait a minute, do you think that they're going to hit each other at first and then they're going to fall in love? And when we both go, at the end of the preview, she goes, that looks like it's going to be so good. So there you have it. Well, yeah, sorry, I believe she called the one a pig, didn't you? Yes, actually, that's exactly the woman who ended up sitting beside me called the one who started sitting beside me. She was like, that's fine. It was by that pig. Anyway, oh, there you go. So it's a lovely evening with a girl's night out. Right. So now we're going to talk about the movie. If you have not seen the movie yet, and let's face it, you're all gay, man, you're going to go see the movie if you haven't seen it yet. Spoilers on, save the rest of this for when you are, when you've already seen the movie, if you want, if you care, if not, whatever. Okay, I'm going to start by saying that I was not aware that we were seeing a 15 hour epic. Thank you. At one point, I looked at you and I went, is this movie nine hours? I literally reached over at one point and took his hand and turned his watch over thinking my phone has stopped working to kick up looking at what time it was. It seemed like we sat there for four hours. So yes, it's very long. It's apparently it's two and a half hours long. They did say that to the group. The one of the waiters said that to a group ahead of us that said it's two hour and a half as long. So if you're going to get a drink, you get a big drink because we're not coming back into service during the movie. Yeah. That being said, because it was a two and a half hour movie, they could have shaved about 45 minutes off of the movie. Easily. Yes. And now I will say, I will, I will say that I was expecting for everyone to be in a civil shepherd, glowy, glowy, moonlighting type filters. And there was none of that. They all looked very, very harsh, but not in the Savannah has on more pancake makeup than any performer in Cirque du Soleil. Yes. And you can see what's bad is it's very visible. I mean, it's like cracking in half the scenes where you can see. Am I wrong? No, I'm looking forward to the Blu-ray. Like you don't know. I can only imagine the best. I think the one honestly, the one who looked the best. Why do I don't even know if they look the best? No, none of them really look the best. None of them did. I mean, I appreciate the fact that it wasn't completely CGI. Like John Corbett was. He was very CGI to the point where he did look plastic. No question. And I was kind of disappointed with the 80s flashback because I thought it was an actual 80s flashback. The way they did it is cute, but it's for like a split second. And it's next nothing. Yeah, they just did. Well, that's expensive to take all those crevasses off their faces and everything. So I would have liked to have seen more of the other three girls. It was very much a carry movie. And I get that she's the main person in it and everything, but it just seemed like there were big chunks of the movie where all of a sudden you go, Oh, wait a second. The rest of them are there. Yeah. You know, and that's not necessarily to say that they didn't. I mean, the storylines were, I mean, the relation had almost nothing else to do other than be like an interpreter for the rest of the group. And that means thank you in Arabic. And that means this is what you do and that sort of thing rather than. And I think in the first movie, she had her own storyline with back Steve cheated. Charlotte had her own storyline with the fact that she cut out. She was pregnant. So man, they had her own storyline with the fact she was living in LA and going through all that. And there was not at all at all. It was very much a carry movie. Yes. So and at times only carry only carry. Yeah, I mean, there were big chunks of time where you was nothing but Sarah Jessica Parker. So I normally do not like Chris North as this character. And I thought he was really good in this one. He looks a lot better in this one to me. Yeah, he does look. He was tanner, a little firmer, a little thinner. Yeah. Yeah, he looked better. Yeah, no. And I normally I love him on lawn order. I love when he was Mike Logan on lawn order. But this was very like, you know, the times past, I always thought he was kind of an asshole. And this one he was he was really good in. I thought there's a big gay wedding in the beginning. It's the first 20 minutes movie. And it was it was borderline offensive. I mean, it was I know it's supposed to be over the top. It was supposed to be ridiculous. But it was so it seemed like we have these two characters that we have no idea what to do with them. That's exactly what they're saying. But they signed to be in the sequel. So we'll just throw them together and have it be where it's this big. Well, it's an excuse for everybody to wear big dresses. Well, not only that, but I mean, it's, you know, both of them have about three lines in the whole movie. Yeah. You know, they have this whole 20 minute first first the first 20 minutes of the movie. And literally the two people getting married have two three lines each. That's it. Yeah. And and they're only with one of the leading ladies. It's not even with each other. You know, there's virtually no scene with them really together. Well, when they say the bowels, that's pretty much it. Right. But I'm talking about the literature, but you know, it's it's not a big exchange. I thought Liza Minnelli was fantastic. Yeah. I thought she looked great. I thought she was dancing great. I thought she was fabulous. It was very like it seemed very much like almost like an homage to like the old movies where okay, we need an excuse to have a bunch of people in fancy beautiful gowns. And it's just and as this extravagant over the top. Which I know that apparently the director said the writer and the director said that he wanted to have something because this country's been in a recession for so many years that he wanted to have something that was very opulent and just crazy. But when you have them all dressed like Ringling Brothers clowns walking through the desert, I mean, it's supposed to be this big dramatic scene where they come up over the dune. They just all looked ridiculous. I mean, to the point where when we were in the elevator on the way back to the car because we parked a friend and grabbed the woman beside us, who was dressed by the way in a shoulder to floor black t-shirt formal. I'm out with my sister, but I'm going to wear a formal dress and big giant heels with you know, her hair pulled so tight. She looked like the cripkeeper. She says, I thought they all looked ridiculous. Of course, Taylor and I look at each other going, you thought they were going. So yeah, it's you know, it's costuming for costuming really at that point. She's walking through a flea market in a ball count. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And apparently, Miranda is Annie Hall. But yeah, she was the one who looked at the most extreme hairstyles on her and they had her in a couple of really ridiculous. Yeah, the way they first landed, she looks. And she was very shrill in it. And she was just this like, although I will say her dress is the best of the wedding. No question. Oh, it's a cool dress. She stood up. I went, oh, wow. Yeah, the dress of the wedding Miranda has on is by far the yes. Yes, yes, yes. And the guy who plays the architect, the one that has the thing with Samantha is very cute. I would let him do the I would let him do to me what he did to Samantha on the back on the on the $80,000 Mercedes 500, which, yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Yes. You were looking at that. I was looking at the car. Yeah. That's my relationship, perfectly. I very glad that though. Yeah, it was it was good. So so I mean, while we have lots of critiques about it, I enjoyed myself. It was fun. It was I take what it was it was a very fun evening just for the lead up to the movie of watching these women act like come literally at one point. I said, you just need to turn around and survey the group behind it because all that was was cleavage and wine glasses. Yeah. I mean, and and cackles, would you do it better? Yeah. I apologize to those of you. Again, with earplugs in there, just like screaming. Would you call it? Would you call it when the when the volume goes high? Oh, over modulating over modulating. Yeah, they were that that that group was over modulated. Let's put it that way. So it was a fun cotton candy summer. No real brain cells to. Well, I will tell you though, if if at any point, you're you're not feeling necessarily comfortable about your whatever your relationship situation is, I can see where if you were in a situation that was maybe similar to some of the situations that were going on the movies and you were going out for a nice light evening, they do dwell on a couple things for a while that maybe perhaps would not keep it as light as you would go on a girls night out type thing. Yeah, no, no. Especially if you're you know, if my girls night out, I mean, you know, you know what I mean, but you know, that's just does that make sense? No, no, I agree. I agree. That's what that's saying too much about this. Yeah, I was thinking I'm glad I'm not seeing this with this friend of mine because this whole scene would take on a whole new meaning. And I'm glad I'm not seeing this with this set of friends because you know, I know that a couple of them have been through a couple things like that. I thought that would be very awkward to be sitting with another group of people watching this movie. Yeah, well, overall, I've on a scale from one to five, you would give it a I would give it for camp alone. Well, for camp alone, I would get a seven, but for for just year going to see the movies, I would give it a solid four. Okay, so you and I are at the same place. Okay, so it gets the two thumbs up your butt seal of approval from Taffy and Taylor. This is we'll have to do this more often. I'm enjoying this. Of course, this is, you know, an hour long podcast for a, you know, two-hour movie, but it's more just been just being silly and that sort of thing. So we enjoyed spending time with one another. What? Without our husbands. What? What? There is a beautiful full moon over Tampa Bay right now that I'm literally driving on the bridge again, hands a little, you know, sweaty because I sweaty palms. And what am I doing? I'm looking over in the left shoulder at the moon on the water. I will say that I was wrong in that there was lots of people with cameras at the movie taking pictures. And all of you that go to this is photo bomb. Keep your eyes peeled because in the background of some of these pictures, Taffy and I were doing things that I hoped to God, the guy who was taking the waiter that was taking the pictures just left the pictures in. At one point, Taffy had her head in my lap and I had my head back thrown in ecstasy. And another one, she is actually straddling me, mounting him, mounting me. And I'm doing the whole with my hands and legs up in the air and just being ridiculous. Because there was like a group of people, a group of women in front of us were like 12 of them and they were all like, take our picture and they're sitting in chairs that are literally three feet wide. And the guy's like having to get all the way up to the screen to try to get all of them in their pictures. So we're kind of, you know, there's no way we could not have been in those half. And at one of them, at one point, did kind of throw over her shoulder, you know, slightly at the two of us, which we just smiled. We get all. So, so, you know, we started off, you know, peering from, peering from behind our menus and doing, you know, the whole face is a bit of, you know, progressed to me with my legs in the air. Which, that is pretty much how a knight in Hyde Park does end up with you with your legs in the air. And how does Babaloo say that? Heels to Jesus. Heels to Jesus. Pick your heels to Jesus. Wow. All right. Well, thank you all very much for listening to this little cluster, fuck the way put together. Um, as always, you can go to our blog, which is podasmycoapilot.com. You can email us at podasmycoapilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-350-1287. Be our friends on Facebook at Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Taylor T. Latte Boy. And be sure to join the pod as my co-pilot fan page. And you can tweet me at PIMC Taylor. You're just like saying tweet. I, well, you better tweet me. I hate that word. I know you hate that word. I hate, um, episiotomy. No. Now, what word for the male business do you not like? There's one word in particular. I do not like. Talk. Oh, I love that word. You love that thing. I love that word too, but you don't like dick. No, it doesn't bother me. I like, I prefer, you don't like pecker. Nope. There's not one. And there, and it's what really bothers me. If I tell you wiener, you're like wiener. I hate that word. No, God. I think dick is something that you should call a person. That, that to me is, you know, if somebody, if I heard a guy referred to anything he had as, you know, you want to suck my dick, I'd be like, fuck you. Suck my cock is totally different. I'll have to read and remember that. There's an air royalty about that. Air royalty. By the way, I'm going to, I'm going to, I don't know how to say this with, you're an idiot. I don't know how to say this without saying what I think you're going to say without you saying it. I, okay. I learned something today while listening to the Falmonkeys podcast, and I know what your response is going to be to it. Okay. Well, for the most part, Ricky Spitz. Nice people to follow. I think you're going to say a lady swallow. He doesn't swallow. He says sometimes it. He's a must be Richard Burton, Richard T. Ginger Bear. Yes, you could say his name. Why was it? Sure. I was, I know, obviously, Richard T. Ginger Bear, um, I'm working to have to have Miss Manner's with Kathy Carvala Huffington, because it's polite to have a spatoon beside your bed. No, you have a lovely glass of something fabulous like a martini and a little Kleenex to dab and wipe away the excess, and you swallow that shit down and suck it up like a man because that is kind. If you are willing to have his dick in your mouth, you should be willing to swallow. You would expect the same of him, and it's only kind to reciprocate. Trust me. Thank you. So in other words, the next time we get together, Tappy's going to make you swallow her load. Like he hasn't done that before. And don't that note, bye Kevin. We'll see you later. Um, and everybody else, thanks a lot. We'll see you with our next episode, which should be one for this is 147. So we'll be doing what we're coming close to 150. I know. Oh, geez. All right. We'll have to come up with something special for you all for 150. So this is, oh, I said special, not horrific. I didn't think we had included it. All right. This is Taylor. Have a good night everybody. I'm pretty sure that my load would taste like a cosmo anyway. So it ties it all in. Oh, God. Goodbye. Bye. Thank you for your attention. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
