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Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 146 - She's A Lesbian Not A Whore, Or Taffy In A Toilet Bowl
(upbeat music) - Have you seen the new Double Down Sandwich from KFC? Rumor has it that it was inspired by a sex act performed by Tank and Taffy. You're listening to Pot As My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Double Down, Huffington and Rodan. Take it away, kids. - Hey everybody, this is Taylor and thank you for downlining episode 146 of Pot As My Co-Pilot. - Yay! - If you live from the surface of the sun, I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Sup, my bitches. - And no Rodan this week. - Hey. - I'm just kidding. We're all finally back together. - Yay! - Yeah, as it should be. - Yes, reunited 'cause it feels so good. - Were you needy on ice? What? - Very nice. (laughs) Thank you, 1984. (laughs) - Hey, I'm impressed that he has a reference from 1984. - That is a punky Brewster. Well, that is true. - Right, more flight of the navigator. - Mr. Merlin. (laughs) - Mr. Merlin, oh my God. - Rodan would masturbate to Manimal on Saturday night. - Oh. (laughs) - A masturbatory joke within the first minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, we are Pot As My Co-Pilot. - That didn't involve your vagina. - It's shocking. - I know, right? So how are we tonight on this balmy May evening? - It's a 112 degrees. (laughs) - It is hard to tell. - With like 97% humidity and as Taylor lovingly refers to it, it feels like a fart outside. - Yeah, you're walking through a fart. - Yeah, it's disgusting. Have you did any of your 5K training over the weekend outside? - No. - And for those of you who are listening who run or do anything frequently outside, if you do not live in a humid environment, Kevin B will understand this, but if you do not live in a humid environment, literally the difference between one month of training for this 5K was the humidity level makes it feel like you have a nylon bodysuit or like some mylar covering over your body. It just makes you, no, it makes you feel like you have a sweat suit on. Even if you just have a t-shirt and shorts on, it sticks to your skin in this heavy, wet air. It's horrible. It's disgusting. - My goal is tomorrow morning, I'm gonna get up and I mean, it still feels like it's kind of cheating just 'cause I'll be doing it in the morning, but I'm gonna actually do the walking outside thing. So I've walked in the evenings a little bit, but it hasn't been too bad. This week was definitely the turn. This was definitely where you could feel the temperature slowly increasing over the last couple of weeks, and this was when the humidity rolled in. - But we have had, I will say in the evening, we've had a nice breeze. - Yeah, last night, we met-- - So that's why it kept you alive, you know? - We met the Huffington's for gelato last night in downtown, and at first I was a little concerned when we were walking up to them 'cause I'm like, oh God, it's miserable out, but as the evening went on, I mean, we left you guys about 11 o'clock and remember thinking, walking back to the car, it's actually really pleasant out. Like the humidity was gone and there was a breeze, you know, when you walked down certain streets, the breeze would hit you, it was very nice. - Okay, so-- - As opposed to your afternoon yesterday. - Yeah, well, we'll get to that in a minute. - Rodan, how are you? - I'm good, so I just checked the weather, right? So it's 86 in St. Petersburg. Feels like 91 with winds coming out of the East Southeast at 14 miles an hour. - And it is currently 10.05 pm. - Right, right. - Monroe is 82 degrees, feels like 90, no wind. - Oh God. - So I think I win on the humidity baking front, but-- - Well, you're sitting right on America's Vagina, which is that bayou you live on, so-- - America's oily vagina apparently. (laughing) Well, I just spoke to, well, actually, I didn't judge, actually I haven't spoke to her since last night when you were with her, but Volley Pop is on her senior trip up in the Tennessee mountains. And last eve, she was on the deck of their cabin in a sweatshirt because it was 56. I said, suck it. (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) - And then she proceeded to go to the boys cabin, and she did. - Oh, no. Although I will tell you about the texts I received from her today, they went tubing, and the texts I received from her said, "I feel like I was butt-raped." (laughing) - Okay then, yeah. Apparently, the water was a touch shallow, and in some places, and she was dragging ass, though. There you go. - Oh, God. There's nothing worse than dragging ass. - The title of episode 143. (laughing) - So, Rodan, I have a question for you. - Shoot. - I figure we'll start with this tonight. Was animal control called today? - Why is that? - Huh? - Well, because it's my understanding that a certain four-legged friend of yours bit the mother of a certain boyfriend of yours. (laughing) - Okay, how do you know about that already? I was gonna talk about that tonight. - I know everything. I am omnipotent. (laughing) - I am omnipotent. - I am the Jesus of the podcasting community. (laughing) - You are bear Jesus, after all. I am bear Jesus, yes. - So, yeah. What is the, you know, which is probably the worst possible thing that could happen upon meeting your future mother-in-law that your dog bites her? - Other than recognizing that you've done her six months before after meeting her on Adam for Adam. (laughing) - That sprouts mom. I mean, (laughing) - You did sprouts mom? - No. - I was gonna say. - Yeah. - So, Riley, the Cajun, mom of Cajun was between... - My Cajun. - Was on one side, I was on the other side and Riley was in the middle. And Riley has this aversion to tile and he was right on the edge of the tile and she was walking towards him and put her hand out. And he was fine at first. And then she took another step and he freaked out. He just, it was yelping and then she yelped and then she looked like her finger was gone. Just to look on her face. And I was freaked out and Riley was freaked out and he just ran behind me. - Was she okay? - Yeah, she has a scratch from like the knuckle to her finger nail. - Did he draw blood? - He drew blood. - Ooh. - That's not a scratch then, dear. - Well, it was, I mean, it was a scratch in the sense that it's not like a bite in that. It was, so his teeth are sharp enough. If you rub your finger against them, they're gonna draw blood in general, so. - Which is why Rodin never uses crunchy peanut butter. (laughing) - So, yeah. - Nice. - Riley's first blood. (laughing) - Riley's first blood. Oh my God. - Didn't Sylvester Stalloon play Riley in a movie back in the mid 80s? (laughing) - Yeah. Oh my God, I was so fucking embarrassed. It was not. - I was gonna say, was she like, when now did she take it as a, oh my God, that's okay. I shouldn't have come out of her. What the hell's wrong with your dog? - No, at first, she acted as if the tip of her finger was gone and there was frying and, I mean, I was freaked out, Riley was freaked out and the cage was calm and, you know, took a look at it and bandaged her up and everything. But, and then after that, she was like, you know, I shouldn't have, you know, put my hand out 'cause he hadn't been, you know, friendly around her at all yet, so. Oh. (laughing) - Yeah, that sucks, though. There's no question. That, that is not, and is this the first meeting? - Yes. - Oh. - Yes, the first time I met Mama Cajun. - We need a better name for her than Mama Cajun. What's, what's-- - Mama Creole. - Mama, not, uh, Lady Echufe. (laughing) - Creole, Lady Mamalad. - Lady Mamalad. - There you are. (laughing) - So, wait a minute. I think that means that we're calling the Cajun's mother a whore. (laughing) - She's a lesbian, not a whore. There's a difference. - She's a lesbian, not a whore. There's a difference. Send your letters to Rodan, a pot as my co-pilot. Wow. - That's a title. (laughing) - Nice. - Yeah. - Nice. - So. - Well. - So, what are we calling her then? (laughing) - The whore. - Oh, oh no. (laughing) - Katrina. - Katrina. - Katrina. An oily Katrina. (laughing) - Uh. - Sorry. - So. - Okay, she's not gonna wanna listen anymore. - Mm, mm, mm. - Yeah. - No, okay, so I received an instant message on Facebook about five minutes before we started taping, saying, "Be sure to ask Rodan about this." So, that's how I found out about it. - Yeah, I kinda figured. - Which is actually my first contact ever with the Cajun. So, my first time ever talking to him and he's throwing you under the bus. (laughing) I enjoy him already. (laughing) - Yeah. - Something tells me we have an all about Eve situation as far as the podcast. (laughing) - Well, the Cajun told one of his friends about the podcast and he is out like pushing us on Facebook now. - Really? - And having all of his friends. Dallas and in Texas and stuff, listen to us. So, it-- - Okay, that kind of maybe makes sense because we received like four or five new followers this week on the blog. Which I thought was really weird 'cause we were at one number for a long time and then all of a sudden we've got a bunch of new people. - Yeah. - So, it's all because I have sex. (laughing) The Cajun. - Rodan sucks dick and we get listeners. - Exactly. - I don't know yet. - But I thought he sucked dick so that we got reviews. I didn't realize that we were gonna be getting listeners from this as well. - Yay. - Excellent. - Yay. - Jesus, we'll get a radio contract if he gives up anal. (laughing) - We'll get to radio contract if he gives up and literally this entire show is going to be titles. That is fantastic. (laughing) - It's the show, One Liners. - That's fantastic. - Speaking of me. - I did not get me this weekend. Well, I got oral, but not anal. Damn it. - Well, then there you go. - I wanna make a joke about the Cajun's mom, but I'm not gonna-- (laughing) - I was gonna say now I wouldn't for sure. - Oh. (laughing) - The Cajun was pretty much trying to get my pants about three minutes before his mom got there. It was like-- - Where were you? Did you go up to see him or did you guys-- - I went down to see him this weekend, yeah. - Okay. - Well, it sounds like he went down to say hello to you, so. - Yes, he did. (laughing) - Oh my lord. - All right. - Hey, and he was not offended by anything I said last week, which is also a good, good thing, so. Although, the one comment, the one comment from last week's show that he hit me with was, "I'm too old for a belly button ring." (laughing) - No, it's not that you're too old for a belly button ring, it's that you have sense. There's a difference. - Well, I was completely joking. I mean, it was just kind of like a random thing. And so, he took it out. And so, now I feel really bad, because I don't want him to do things because I pick on him for them. Well, what am I supposed to pick on him for if he does that? - That's the basis of our relationship with Babaloo. (laughing) He even said to me today we were going out to dinner tonight, we were walking up to the restaurant, and I made some comment where I was being silly, and he's just like, "You just love making me feel like shit, don't you?" And I've said, "I do." It's like personal little Christmases every single day. (laughing) - Oh. - You're a mess. - Yeah, well, he made me get up earlier than I do for work every day to go to Hollywood Studios for Star Wars weekend. So, I figured he had that one coming to it. - He made you go to Star Wars weekend. - He, okay, well the reason that we went to Star Wars weekend yesterday was three months ago, I was on the Disney Park blog website because I'm that big of a nerd. - Yeah. - And they made an announcement that they were going to have during Star Wars weekend's limited edition, limited to 1,980 pieces, a Star Wars stitch action figure. - Oh, really? - Right, so he has the two that are one is stitch as Yoda, and one is stitch as the Emperor, but this was stitch as the Emperor as a hologram, so it was like clear blue and kind of had crystaly, shiny things in it and all that sort of stuff. And I said to him, when we saw it, I said we should totally go and get to that piece if we can get there early enough. So, he was doing the whole, well, you know, whatever time we get there is fine, and I'm enough now because again, he's the one who started collecting the pins and said he wanted to collect stitch pins, and now every time I go, I buy nine of them for him because they're limited edition, and they've only got this many, and I don't care that we won't have electricity for a month, you needed this pin. So, I said to him, we'll get up early, we'll get in the car and we'll go. So, we got up at like 6.30, got showered, we're in on the road by 7.30, got there right at quarter to nine, stood in line with everybody for at nine o'clock when they opened the gates and took off like a bullet for where they had the limited edition stuff, which we didn't exactly know where it was. First we went to the store at Star Tours, and they said no, it's not there. And then there was a store next to where they had Darth Vader standing, and that was, there wasn't there, and then there was some store where he had to stand in line, and if you're waiting for the limited edition things, and then he was all hysterical 'cause he was afraid they were gonna run out, so there was the hole like where I was like, kind of shaking at one point going, it'll be fine if you don't get it, maybe it just wasn't meant to be. - Did you smack him? - Do you like do the hole like overly dramatic? - Jokingly, yes. You know, I'm just like, get a hold of yourself. And then there was, where I literally said, I can see five of them right in front of us, and there was a family of four in front of us, and he was doing the hole, but you're allowed to per person, and if they take all of them, what are we gonna do? To which I said, then if there was the last five, then it wasn't meant to be. I don't know what, at this point, I don't know what else to tell you, so either you look at him or you don't, I don't know. So we began in line, he got, you were allowed two, so he started to get one, and I said, why don't you get a second one and sell it on eBay, and then there might be worth something if it's this limited edition thing. So he bought two of them, and I bought some pens, some limited edition pens, which I bought in the main Star Wars store, which was a nightmare, and we walked around for a couple of hours. I will say the level of social awkwardness that was around that park yesterday was, I've never seen anything like it. - Did you take any pictures of people in the park picture type thing? - No, and that website is down, by the way, that people of the park website. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, but there was lots of, like we stood in line to get our picture taken with Darth Vader, because that's something that's, again, that's something that you can't normally do when you go to a park, so we figured we'll do that. And there were the guys that were, like, my age and older, plus 60 pounds, doing the whole, you know, Lord Vader, and, like, getting on one knee as the photographer's taking pictures, but they're-- - They're bowing. - Yeah, they're bowing, but they're in there, you know, I'd rather kiss a wookiee t-shirt that's three sizes too small, and, like, you know, the crack of their ass is hanging out the back. It was ridiculous. The cool part with that, though, was watching the little kids. (laughing) That kind of-- - Now that would've been cool, yeah. - That where they came around the corner and their, you know, mom or dad pointed and said, "Look, and their face has got real wide because it's Darth Vader standing there." And when Darth Vader came up to the area, they had stormtroopers around him, you know, like, kind of protecting him and all that sort of stuff. When the little kids would go up and stand with him, he would do all sorts of cool poses with them and all that kind of thing, so it was pretty cool. And then we got our picture taken with Mickey Mouse as a Jedi and the R2-D2 with mouse ears on, and the colors of the R2-D2 unit are like red and black and yellow, like Mickey Mouse, and that was cool. - Oh, that's cool. - That was cool, yeah, but it was hotter than hell there. It was ridiculously hot. To the point of where you normally see parents that start getting antsy with their kids at like four o'clock, where they're grabbing them by the shirt collar and threatening to go back to the hotel, yeah, 10.30 that we were seeing that already. Yeah, it was that hot 'cause it's nothing but pavement, so you can't get any cool anywhere. And it was, I was running pretty much any time I could go into a store 'cause it was air conditioned, which I know was pretty much teasing myself. I would just do that, like walking down streets I would go down the store and everything, so. - No, that actually makes sense, really. - Yeah, so good luck to everybody going to gay days in a couple weeks. - Yeah, right. - 'Cause it was brutal, but we had a good time, but by 2.30, we had talked about going to Epcot, and I pretty much said I just wanna go home. It's 'cause I knew eventually I was gonna be the person grabbing Babaloo by the shirt collar. (laughing) - Take me home. (laughing) - Do you wanna go back to the hotel? Drew, you wanna go back to the hotel? (laughing) - I will take the stitch figurine right now and hide it. - Yeah. - You will not see this again until we get home. - Both of these are getting sold on eBay. - That's right. But it was fun, it was a fun day. - Well, good. - And then we came home and both took extremely long naps that I didn't wanna get up from, and then we met the Huffington's for a lot of-- - So you got up and you didn't have to just come meet us for gelato, that's love. - Aww, wow. - Well, you sent us a text message at seven o'clock saying meet us at nine, so-- - Well, I was trying to give you, you always say, you know, well, that's in 10 minutes. I gave you fair warning. - Well, I'm not complaining. - He does need plenty of notice to get ready and make himself party. - Sometimes, sometimes he's a fly, you can, you know, there have been times when I've called him and went, you know, 20 minutes, meet me for dinner. And he can, every once in a while, he'll be able to pull that one out. - That didn't happen last night though. - No, that was not the last night. - You were lucky I changed my shirt. - Well, I told Tank, I said, you know, the boys are gonna be tired, there's no question, 'cause I really didn't know at that point how long you had been there and I knew it was so freakin' hot. - Yeah. - Oh, well, what are you gonna do? - But it was fun watching all of the ridiculous people walk up and down the streets of St. Petersburg last night. - Apparently, there is a new world order I was unaware of that when a movie comes out called Sex in the City, that means that anyone over the age of 35 has licensed to dress like a smacked ass. Meaning, sausage casing and wedge loose side heels. No matter what their age, no matter what their weight. - Yeah. - And that's completely acceptable on cobblestone. - And we're going to tease our hair out as big as possible. - Right. - Wait, sex in the city came up this week. - No, but everybody's getting ready for it. - It's, some of the women, and I'm talking, when I say women, I mean, I will be 40 in a month, these women had at least 10 years on me, some of them, and you could tell that they're the ones that sleep in the T-shirts that say, "I'm a Charlotte, and I'm a Samantha." Oh, God, it was just one of those things where even the little huffington was with us, and she turns at one point, he's tanking and says, "Okay, I'm 14 and I know better than a dress like that." (laughing) And I'm like, that's very telling, considering she wants to be a stripper, so there you go. And she realizes the ridiculousness of this, so I don't know. And of course, I could've sat there for hours and watched it because it was pretty on parade. - The tank had to poop. - Exactly, and he was trying to be discreet about it doing the whole, okay, well, you know, it's, I think it's almost a go. - Yeah, he said at one point, he said, "Well, I think, you know, we've enjoyed your company "for a while now, but it's getting late, "we should probably get going, which Tappy and I take "as, you know, whatever, just go back to talking." (laughing) - And then this whole knee started shaking at one point, and I was like, okay, now that means, I get goosebumps when I have to go potty, he has knee start to shake, so I knew it was time to go. - So he was doing the PP dance, he was doing the stay in poopy, stay in poopy dance, yes. - So does he not poopy in the public restaurant? - I have the same affliction. I don't like to do that either. I like to be in my house. - I don't need to be in my house, but I'd rather be in a public restroom than at someone else's house. - Oh, no, no, I absolutely agree with that. No, no, I mean, like, no, I'm not talking about like being a Taylor's house. I mean, that's different because, you know, we're close enough with that, that's not an issue, but, you know, you never pooped in my house. Get real. - That's different. I have a medical condition, I have to poop in your house. - Exactly, but no, I agree with you. I would, I just, I know, no, no, no, no. Whenever we would all go to Orlando, it was one of those things where, you know, I think that's one of the reasons why I get up so early in the morning because I just wanted to do it in private, you know what I mean? It was just like, oh no, no, no. Is this the scat podcast, I don't know what. - I don't know, but I don't want to talk about poop anymore, so-- - No, no, no, no, we can stop this conversation. - Well, speaking of poop, I had to go outside today while the cajun pooped in his house. I think he was a little-- - 'Cause he just has a hole on the floor? - No, I think he was a little gun shy with me being in his house. - Well, when you're standing over him doing, do it on a table so I can watch. (laughing) - He does have a glass table outside. - Oh, no, come on. (laughing) - Hey, you, you're the one who introduced this line of conversation to have me, so. - Excuse me, I believe you were the one I'm talking about him pooping and abstaining over Cajun while he's pooping. (laughing) - Like that's never happened, get real. - Oh, no, believe me, it has the rabbit. - It's a typical Thursday night. - It's a typical Thursday night. - At the Huffington house? (laughing) - No, La Warda. - 'Cause that's when the kids are out. - That's Skats, that's Skats Saturday, and it's only once and once again. - That's Saturday. (laughing) - It's Skats Saturday. (laughing) - It's like those ads for the races. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, it's all Skats Saturday, all day, all the time. - You realize Kevin tuned out about a minute and a half ago. (laughing) He's out. - Well, this is a big week in our house. - Oh yeah, that's right. - This is a big week. Tomorrow night is eighth grade completion, so we will technically have a freshman in high school, and Friday is the graduation, and we will technically have a freshman in college. So, yes, big week coming up in the Huffington house, and so far. - So Saturday, Taffy's blowing her brains out. (laughing) - You know what, what's so weird is, we were at several different functions over the weekend, and I'm starting to believe that people get upset when you're not sad, and this is starting to piss me off. I was talking to another mother yesterday, and she said the same thing to me. She said, "Nothing makes me any matter "when someone comes up and puts their hand on their shoulder "and does the whole, you know, how you doing? "Are you okay?" And she has twins that are graduating. They're both seniors, and she says, and I just look at them and I'm like, "No, it's all good." And she goes, "And the look of where "they're kind of pissed off that you're not sad." And I said, "No, I absolutely agree "because everyone's waiting for me "to have this big giant nuclear meltdown. "When I act like I'm okay with her graduating, "they look at me like, "Well, aren't you gonna be sad "when she leaves?" And I'm like, "Well, yeah, but that's in August." You know, right now I'm just excited for her. Oh, it's always like, I'm only joking about that. I'm like, "Are you fucking kidding me?" I had a moment, and it lasted about 25 seconds, and that was all. We had the first varsity pre-season football game, Friday night, and, you know, Lollipop has cheered there for, well, she was three years in junior high, four years in high school, and they always were the exact same uniforms at the Jamboree, and I walked out onto the field, and there were all the uniforms, and I literally scanned them looking for her, and then it dawned on me that she wasn't out there, and I did have to take a moment for myself, but then it was all good, and, you know, that's life. You put a moment in front of me a couple weeks ago. Well, but I'm talking, you know, I think people expect me to be in the fetal position in a corner somewhere. I mean, having a little moment here and there. I mean, obviously, honestly, I believe that the reason we're so fucking grateful when they graduate is because for the two weeks leading up to graduation, every single day it's senior breakfast, senior chapel, senior, this, I'm so happy for graduating at this point. Just don't have to sit through the rest of that crap. I'm thrilled, but, again, ask me in August, and in August when Taylor has to, you know, move in, we'll talk about it, I'm not sure. - Yeah, well, Taylor is kind of like a freshman high school, so it's kind of like, you know, you can serve it. - What the hell was that for? - I love how my story of personal growth became a slam on Taylor, that was well played, Rodian. - You know, I've had practice. - That was a segue, you've had practice. - At least I don't live with Koojo. (laughing) - Who's asleep behind me right now because he's had a stressful weekend? - Well, he's got a belly full of fingers, so. (laughing) - I remember when I was, nevermind. (laughing) - Anyways, so what you guys got going on this week? Anything exciting? - Apparently, I have a little-- - Congratulations to attendance. - I was gonna say the eighth grade completion, which I totally forgot about until you just said something, so I'm glad you reminded me of that. And I have graduation, and then you and I have a-- - Thursday night date. - We have a Thursday night date. We are going to see the "Sex and City" movie on opening night. - Cool. - Primarily to watch all of the douchebags, drink their cosmos and wear their menoloblonic ripoffs. - Why you bring a thermos of cosmos with you? - Oh no, no, we're gonna have video camera in hand. Absolutely. - Which I got thinking about that. They may not be a good idea. To be sitting in a movie lobby with a video camera? - No, you're not gonna be able to get away with that shit. - Challenge accepted. - No, we may need to just, we may need to have, we could do an audio report, which could be fun. - Nope, nope, they can take my camera. I am going to have a camera that is set to video, and I don't even give a shit if I have to walk up to the manager and say, "Hi, we just want a video tape, "why we're in the lobby, but you can take my camera, "and I'll get it back at the end of the movie "if you're afraid I'm gonna record something." That's fine. - I am going to be interviewing people. Oh no. - Are you gonna interview people? - You better believe it. - I wanna interview people, these women who are acting like fools, I have no problem with that at all. - See, I wanna see the video of you making some 17-year-old movie theater working nerd, either pants. When you tell them that you are not gonna stop interviewing people, interviewing these trash bags, who are going into the film? - Trash bag, it's either that, or I think that Taylor should go dress as Mr. Big, and I should go dress as one of the characters. It's just like the version from Mad TV, like the ridiculous version. - So instead of Mr. Big, I'm Mr. Big and Tall. (laughing) - Well done. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Well done. - I have something big happening this weekend besides Sex and the City. - What? - The Cajun is moving in on Friday. - Oh my God. - Lord. - Wait a minute. - Yes. - Rodan. You told us he was moving in like two weeks ago. - I know, he's moving in this weekend, or the 28th. - Did he get a job? - He's still looking, he's had two interviews so far, so we expect him to go. - Wait, let's just, let's, let's not get ahead of ourselves. - What? - How long have you two been together? How long have you been an item? Like exclusive, exclusive hand job to mouth. I'm talking about some big and item. How long? - A month we've known each other, I think three now. - Three months? - Yeah. - And you've been exclusive for one month? - Yeah. I know, it's fast. - And he's moving in on Friday? - I know. Taffy has an arched eyebrow right now. - I know, I know, I can hear it. (laughing) You need to get some oil on your gears, Taffy. We can hear your eyebrow arching. - I'm just asking, I wasn't on last week's show. I wanted to just, I didn't get to really, you know, field my thoughts on the subject. So I was just asking. - So yeah, so the cages moving in on Friday, we've, actually we've been talking about it for probably two, three weeks now. So. - You've been dating for a month, you've been talking about moving it together for three weeks? - I know, right? - Sorry, I'm kidding me. - Rodeon, shut up. - Apparently he's 21. I was gonna wear that but apparently so. - We're lesbians. - But not whores apparently. - But not whores. They're completely different things. - That's called a callback people. (laughing) - Okay, so he's moving in on Friday. I'm wrapping my mind around this. Go ahead, I'm listening. I'm attentive. - So yeah, so he's moving up right, I mean that's really the whole of it. So he's working 'til new 'cause it's his birthday. Friday's his birthday, he turns 32. - Well, happy birthday, Cajun. Keep in mind when she says she's attentive, she's attentive like a puma getting ready to pounce. - I know, I know. - I'm waiting, I'm waiting for it. - I think I may be crying, this may be a very special episode of "Fot is My Co-Filot." - I'm hunched down in the reed. (laughing) I'm ready to pounce with her tail swinging. - So listen, when you find a gay that is, you know, as sweet as the Cajun is, and nice and loving, you go for it. So, 'cause you-- - It's kind of like Babaloo. - Exactly. - You made Babaloo wait six months. - Only you got one in white. - Yeah. - So you got the deluxe premier edition. (laughing) - You got one in white. - You got one in white. (laughing) - Well, I don't know if Cajun counts as white. (laughing) - They're both wet either way. (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) - Wow. - We are an equal opportunity offensive, but that's not you, wow. - Apparently Tappy's moving to Arizona. (laughing) - Apparently. - We can get in this episode. - Wow. - Now, does his mother know that he's moving in with you? - Yes, that's essentially why I've met the family so quickly. They met the grandmother and the grandfather and the aunts and uncles and cousins and everything already. And this was meeting his mom. So I've pretty much met all the family that, like is really close to the Cajun so far, so. - Okay, can I ask you questions without you giving me any grief? - Yeah. - It's tough talk with Tappy. (laughing) How long did you know Sprout before you moved in with him? - You mean before we were together seven and a half years? - You were together seven and a half years before you lived together? - No, no, we were together seven and a half years after we lived together. We pretty much moved in after about a week. I mean, he was living at the house at my apartment, I think after the first time we slept together. Wasn't official until about a month and a half later, but yeah. - Are you kidding me? - No. - After your first date, he moved in. - Well, he pretty much, he was over every night. - Rodin, I love you. - Yes, dear. - You're insane. You're insane. (laughing) - You're crazy. I'm sure that the Cajun is lovely. I'm sure that he's fantastic. I'm sure he's fabulous and wonderful. Although, you know, a tip of the hat to the fact that he's back and apparently the stud of Monroe. So, great, but wouldn't he be fantastic in another month? - Not three hours away. (laughing) - I know, I know, I know. - I just worry about you. - I am very optimistic about this move and so I'm excited. - Well, I'm glad that you're excited. - Even after, like, lucky and I dated for five months and we were gonna move in together and I never felt this comfortable with all concept of lucky moving in. - Well, I mean, you know what? There's people who've known each other for 10 years and they can't make it work and there's people who know each other for two weeks and they've been married 25 years. So, well, good. I hope that the Cajun makes you happy. - Taffy's still trying to get me to move in after 10 years and I won't do it. (laughing) - Oh, please get real. If I put a flat screen in one of the rooms in the back, it wouldn't be a problem. - Yeah, right. - Right now. - Baba who? - Baba who? (laughing) - Oh, Lord. - Mother, the O.C. never comes home anymore. (laughing) - He's gonna hit you when you're done with this pot. Yeah, he really does. At some point, he's gonna spin around on the chair and look at you and go, "Really?" - You've got a white one. (laughing) - Apparently, Rodan, Taylor cut Baba Lu's hair. It looked very, very good. Last night, I even commented to Tank once we got home. He looked really good. It looked very nice. - I cannot believe the flowbie still works. - Yeah, please. - We're not talking about cutting his pubic hair. We're talking about cutting his pubic hair. (laughing) - You know that there is some poor bastard that has stuck that thing on their business. You know that that happened at least once. Oh, wait, but there's like the vacuum part and then there's the clipper's part. - Yeah. - Actually, you can turn that clipper part off. - Well, you know, there's been people that have stuck their dicks in a vacuum cleaner, but I don't know that you could use a flowbie on your actual penis. - That's weird. - Yeah, but it is-- - That's weird, 146 episodes, and that's weird. - That's right. (laughing) - Now, I'm warning you. (laughing) - Isn't cutting the Baba Lu's hair kind of like cutting Homer Simpsons? - No. - Hey! - No, Baba Lu had a serious, see, he had some serious hair. He shaves his head to get the look that he had, but once he let his hair grow, he had some hair. He was actually having a lot of hair. - It looked horrible. - And he, I just, I kept saying to him, haircut, go get a haircut, go get a haircut. He was just like, well, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. I'm like, just shave your head because I liked it when he had the, you know, the smooth chrome thing going on. And he was like, no, but I want peach fuzz. I'm like, well, I'll do it. Figuring to myself, worst-case scenario, if I screw it up, then he has to get his head shaved so it's a win-win. (laughing) - Now, was this like the scene from, you know, out of Africa or something, or was it this big sexual moment when you cut his hair, or was it just, sit the fuck down and shut up? - I haven't, that was pretty much. Well, that is a sexual moment for us when I say this sexual moment, but. (laughing) But normally it's your face. - Wow, right. - No, and I haven't said to it at one point, I've seen in like pornos and stuff, or like more like print stuff like on blogs where it's almost like the daddy boy thing of where like, you know, the guy shaving the other guy's head and like, you know, there's like cigars involved in a harness and all that sort of stuff. And I said to him while I was doing it, I'm like, I can't imagine this being, I don't understand why this is a turn on for anybody. Now we've talked about fetishes in the past and certain things to the late people in certain ways. But I mean, ultimately it was really more, I was tired of looking at an accountant from 1978 and decided that I just needed to cut his hair. (laughing) So he won't let me cut the beard though. I keep saying shave your beard, go back to like the little goatee thing and he said, no, I won't, he said, you know, you got me to do the haircut, but I'm not cutting the beard. I'm like, okay, it's your face in July, but you know, have fun with that. - I never thought about that. Does it really make your face hotter? - When you guys ask me to grow the beard last year, yes, it makes your face hotter. - I love the beard. - I know you love the beard, but. - I didn't say, I didn't say I love being your beard. I don't love being your beard. - Well we just kind of figured that was part of the equation. - Now, I just, I grew the beard over, I had the beard all winter and I didn't, this is the last two or three months of it. I, every time I would talk about cutting the beard, Babaloo and Taffy both did a two pronged attack at me and I just was just like, all right fine, I'll just keep it. And eventually I'm like, no, I don't want it anymore. And I went back down to a goatee and I love it. - Yeah, I like it too, it looks good. - I will always have some sort of facial hair, but because when I don't, I look like a child molester. At least at this weight, I'm pasty and have the double chin and I'm standing over little kids. So I just think to myself, my name is Chester the Molester. So I will always have some sort of facial hair, but. - Speaking of weight and facial hair. - At the thing that I attended on Saturday, it was a retirement for one of the, actually both of my daughters had her a teacher and they had pictures through the years and I was a room mom in 1998 and that was on the jumbotron in the middle of this thing was pictures of me at 300 pounds in a full length denim skirt and white t-shirt with the eye curl my hair with the curling iron, even though it's actually the length of, you know, tailors. Oh, it was horrible. - Emphasis on jumbotron. - Yeah, it was, and what's really lovely is when people come up and they go, oh my God, I can't believe that's you. Thank you for that, thank you. - Yeah, that's nice. - Yeah, it was charming, it was really. And then once the first one comes, you're like, (gasps) and then you think, oh God, what other pictures are, and then of course, you know, they show one of tank working in the butterfly garden, it looks exactly the same. I'm like, are you kidding me with this? So, yeah, I was in constant state of fear every time a new picture would show up, but no. - Rodin, you said you had a story? - Yes, so remember Snowjob? - Yes. - So there's this guy who lives in Monroe who will not give me the time of day. I mean, I've been trying to get with him 'cause he's kind of sexy, but in a short guy kind of way. And trying to give me the time of day and-- - Midget's, you can send your emails to him. - No, no, no, he's like five sevens. So, which is still short to me. - Because you're seven foot three. - And, so Snowjob was telling me how this guy apparently likes it when you order him around. So if you're trying to get with him, you just have to pretty much tell him what the fuck you want. And so-- - Not that any of this matters anymore because your boyfriend is moving into-- - I was just getting ready to say that. - Hold on, but so now I have to live vicariously through other people, not that 'cause-- - You just got done talking last week about how you shoot a mile every time you have sex with him. - You have to live vicariously through other people? - No, but-- - I would be very careful with everything you're saying right now. - I mean, stories from other people right now would feed into the podcast. Don't be able to tell the same stories about the occasion I sex life all the time. But, so Snowjob apparently went over to this guy's house, told him to strip, made him shave his body in front of Snowjob, completely bald. - What? - And then proceeded to make him suck his dick and then he fisted the guy. (screams) - What? - I know. And so now I've seen him at the bar like twice and so every time I think of him I think, oh my God, I know someone who's head is fisted up your ass. - So you missed an opportunity with a muppet is what you're saying? - Apparently, yes, Kermit Deeprog. - Oh my Lord. - So apparently there are people who are in the shaving and there are people who really get fisted. - Okay. - Why do I feel like I need to go take a shower or something? Or I need to. - Oh, that was the other thing. So he made him shave himself, right? Completely bald, his body anyways. And then made him shower and then fisted him. - Well, I mean, you do want to-- - Well, if you're going to fiss someone, you want to clean power. - Work space, yeah, I was just gonna say the same thing. I mean, at least that I can understand. - Well, but it was kind of like the whole, like he had to shower so that Snow Job could see him. You know, so it was like all very, you know, and I know Snow Job well enough at this point and I know this other guy well enough that I am pretty sure this happened. And it kind of freaks me out. - Well, but obviously they both got into it. I mean-- - Yes, yes they did. - At least, I mean, and you know why it's good for them because then we get to talk about it and really-- (laughing) - Not because they derive a pleasure from it, not because this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship, but we get to tell the story. - Exactly. - Two people in the world have no idea that we are talking about the fact that, you know, one of them was massaging the other one's kidneys and it's being sent out to hundreds of our closest friends. - No, Snow Job listens to the podcast. - So he'll love me then. - On Wednesday, he'll text me goes, really? Why? Why did you have to do that? - We're not saying his real name. We could use his face as cover art, though. (laughing) - We can use that if we're out of breath. - If you see this man, he will fist you. (laughing) - Now, I did make him like knuckle bump me so I could see exactly how big his fist was compared to mine. - What did you just say? (laughing) - What did you just say? - I made him knuckle bump me, you know, like men do. - Fist bump? - I know what that means. You made him fist pump you so you could see how big his fist was so you could get a visual representation of what it was like to stick it in someone else's ass. - No, so I could see how much larger my fist was compared to his and I realized that more than likely, no one could ever take my fist 'cause it's big and fast. - Challenge extended, if you would like to enter this contest, send us an email, Pat. (laughing) - No one can, the 2010, no one can take my fist. (laughing) Instead of a big check, he brings you a giant vat of Crisco and a smile. (laughing) - Well, speaking of fisting, we have voicemails from Melanie. (laughing) - Yes! - Yay, stumpfisting for everyone. - God. - Why you gotta be like that? - All right, well, we have four voicemails that we're gonna try and get through really fast so we keep it to at least under an hour. The first two are actually from Melanie from a couple of episodes ago. The first of which is an invitation to something that's a missed opportunity, as it were. - Are you talking about Melanie from Don't Quit Your Day job? - I am talking about Melanie from Don't Quit Your Day job. - Well, then I believe we should plug their show. - Yeah, well, I-- - Excellent. - I was going to after I finished playing both of the voicemails. - Yeah, I love Melanie from Don't Quit Your Day job. - I think Melanie from Don't Quit Your Day job is amazing. And so is Pat. - Yes, from Don't Quit Your Day job. - From Don't Quit Your Day job. And Stacy from Don't Quit Your Day job is really good. And so is Jerry. - From Don't Quit Your Day job. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, get on with it. - Okay, here's the first one. (laughing) - Yeah, Pete, this is Melanie. How am I supposed to know that you want to go to New Orleans? - I don't have the complete list of everyone's dream destinations on my iPod or anything. Anyway, seriously, you, Taylor, want to show up? We'd be happy to entertain you that weekend. Okay, we're going to be at the In Unburpin from May 10th through, I'm sorry, May 7th through 10th over the Mother's Day weekend. That was the other thing. I wasn't sure if you wanted to leave your family on Mother's Day 'cause Stacy definitely does, but not everyone feels the same way that Stacy does. But you guys are more than welcome, especially because I think going into the dungeon with Taylor will be an absolute hoot anyway. Love the show as usual, and hope to hear from you soon. Bye. - Now, obviously we missed seeing Melanie at-- - The dungeon? - Yes, we did. - For Mother's Day weekend. For Mother's Day, Mother's Day at the dungeon. I was going to say, nothing says the celebration of one's mother like going to a dungeon. - Well, my mother's vagina, I'm sure, was much like a dungeon. - So that's about right. - Dusty and full of mildew. - Death, doom, and destruction, but go ahead. - So, yes, we, you know what? We should plan a, everybody always comes to gay days, which is in our backyard, but we should maybe plan a, huh? - Well. - Well, we should plan a trip. We should plan a little podcast of Palooza in New Orleans or Chicago or some fun. - We should just show up on Melanie's door. (laughing) - Ready? Hello? - No, no, you taffy taffy. You would do a, like, one of those, like, shit bombs. Like, poop in a bag, put the flaming bag on Melanie's doorstep and then run and videotape it. - No, Dan, you do not realize that you're slipping further further away. - All right, well, we also have, speaking of Melanie, this next voicemail proves that we would not do that to Ms. Melanie from Don't Quit Your Day Job. A wonderful podcast that don't quit your day job. DQYDJpodcast.com, as Melanie is, in fact, one of our favorite people in the podcasting world. - Okay, and this is Melanie. I had saved up your last two shows because I knew I was driving up to Tulsa this weekend for conventions. And I just heard what you said on, I believe it was episode 142 when you were mentioning favorite people in the pot of spare, and you mentioned Kevin B, and you mentioned Luke Miller. Of course, yeah, and then you mentioned me. Oh, thank you so much. I love you so very much. I wish I could come to Haiti since here, but, you know, the one who's so important that you can't get an understudy, kind of put that to pay this year, but that's okay because we will be done next year. In the meantime, we hope that you all have a wonderful time with the ginger bear. I mentioned our names, and we'll be thinking of you that weekend, okay? And I'm going to continue listening to the rest of the episode now because I'm on a very, very boring stretch somewhere north of Hocha, Oklahoma. You know you want my life. - Oh, yeah. - I'll see you later. Bye! - At one point there, I think only dogs could hear her just for just a little bit. - Yeah. - We love Melanie, don't quit your day job. - Yes, yes, and we're very sad that they will not be there this weekend, or not this weekend for the eighties weekend, but, yeah. - Well, you know, Pausey has this whole challenge for Taffy at Decadence. - Oh, God, it's Southern, Taffy at Southern Decadence? - Yeah, so he calls it Tad all the time. He's like, "How are you doing on Project Tad?" I'm like, "I haven't told Tad." - I was going to say, "I haven't heard of this. "Please do tell." - Well, mostly 'cause I can't do Decadence this year, so why tell you about it? (both laughing) - Join us next week on Pause My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy and me, and that's all. - So, yes. - End of the Cajun, 'cause we'll need a new host. - The Cajun. - And between boyfriends, between the Cajun and Babaloo, the Cajun would get it because, you know, he's white. So-- - That's true. Now, again, I wanna hear this whole Tad theory. Let's hear it. - That he thinks, that Pausey thinks that you at Southern Decadence with guys fucking in the streets is going to be so off the chain that there would have to be, like, video on your face a hundred percent of the time because you are gonna be, like-- - It's like, like-- - You'd be, like, interviewing people while they're getting fucked. - How does that cock feel inside of you right now? - That would be awesome! - Oh, my God. - Where does this take place? - New Orleans. - Win. - Labor Day weekend. - Oh, God. - Now the wheel is turning. - Thank you. Now I know we're gonna be talking about all week at lunch. Thank you, Rodan. (laughing) - God. - Yeah, and apparently they've, like, lowered their restrictions at the New Orleans because, you know, since Katrina, there's-- - They need revenue. That's why they've lowered the restrictions. - And now that, you know, it smells like a big oily poop in New Orleans. - I have the feeling that weekend it would smell like a big oily poop anyways, so-- (laughing) - God. - Crisco and ass, mmm, yummy. - This is the Scat Cast. I swear to God. - Okay, sorry, we have two more voicemails. - Well, okay, can I just say-- - Opening music should be opposites and tracks, (laughing) with MC Scat. - Check out. - God. - Good. - All right. The Baba Lu and I were at Best Buy. - Mm, of course. - And we saw-- - Supreme Best Buy, shocking. - We were walking at Best Buy. We didn't buy anything, we were just walking around because they released Super Mario Galaxy 2 and we wanted to play it. So we went over and we played it for a little bit. Um, CLM was there. - CLM? - I'm trying to see if Rodan would know this. I don't think you would know this. - CLM. - CLM. - I don't know who that is. - Yes you do. Chubby. - The one who loves you? - No. - What? - The employee who loves you? - Yes. - And I call him CLM because he looks like Chubby Luke Miller. (laughing) - But isn't he blonde? - No, no, he's got brown hair like Luke does now. - Yes, I know what you're talking about. - And he has the big blue eyes and he's always-- - And he's sweet on my tailor. - And he's sweet on me. And he's about 21 and I walk in and he's gotten a little chubbier, which is kind of funny. It's 'cause now he's really CLM. (laughing) - So does Bobaloo kiss at him? - Bobaloo does not appreciate it when I say they're CLM. (laughing) Last time we were in there, he actually made a point 'cause he works in cameras that we were over by cell phones and he made a point to come over and say hi to me and see if I needed anything. - Aw, I think that's nice. - I just went, no. (laughing) - He wants you to be his daddy. - Yes, he does. Yeah, Taylor's a daddy, daddy Bear Taylor. - Okay, that's not all right. Now you're keeping me out, I'm not gonna. (laughing) All right, well we have two, let's get through these last two voicemails. The next one is from somebody who would like to get in Rodan's pants, but now he can't because Rodan has a boyfriend that's moving in next week. This is Scott in Modesto, California. Otherwise known as Sader 60. - Scott Peterson? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yes, Scott Peterson. - Was he from Modesto? - Was he? - Yes. - Is that, Modesto's right outside of San Jose, right? - Yes, but he was from, Scott Peterson was from Modesto, California. - I still think Scott Peterson was kind of hot. I know that's gross and I know that's wrong and many levels. - No, he was, I know, and it is wrong on many levels, but yeah. - He's in jail getting fucked right now. He was. Go ahead. - Get a hobby. My God. That's all you talk about. (laughing) Anyway, Scott, here's your voicemail. - Hello, Taylor. Hello, Kathy. Hello, Rodan. This is Scott from Monterey, California. I'm just going to let you know that I'll be sending you the medical bill. I'm listening to episode 143 and Rodan has a great comment about, that's when he need this for his citizenship papers. And I was laughing so hard. I leaned back in my chair and the wheels on the little rolling chairs that might work, that worked for a yard shift. The wheels rolled back and I fell back onto my ass, onto the ground. I was laughing so hard. Oh, my God, that was so funny. I just wanted to call it and tell you that I have a concussion and I still love, part of my co-pilot. All right, much love from Monterey, California. Bye-bye. - Monterey. - Monterey, sorry. Scott Peterson was still hot. - Yes, Scott Peterson was hot. - Well, I'm glad we were able to bring joy and laughter to you. - And a concussion. - And a concussion. - Aww. - So. - Maybe kiss it and make it better if we were closer. - What would you kiss on him? - Hey, I'm married now. Maybe his forehead. - Rodan wants to give you a head. More to your first. (laughing) - His forehead, not his fore skin. - Oh, God. - Jesus. (laughing) - There's a title to episode 146. Okay. - Oh my God. - Well, our final voicemail of the night, because, oh God, it's already worried, like 55 minutes, Jesus. - I know. - All right, our final-- - Our listeners deserve and demand. - Well, and you know, we've been saying for a long time that we were gonna play all the voicemails and we were gonna play these four. So this is actually from their gravitas, who is kind of a podcasting, a super listener. He listens to a lot of different shows. And he just started listening to us and here is his voicemail. - Hi, Taylor. Hi, Tassie. Hi, Rodan. This is the gravitas from South Carolina. I'm a new listener and I found out your show from the ginger bear. Anyway, I know he eats that. First of all, y'all need to quit. How do I say this? You know, Jesse James and Tiger Woods all have a sex addiction. I have a podcast addiction. And being the worldly person that I am and listening to P&S explosions, Big Fatty and ginger bear albino on Tom Lundy's, of course. Nope, you guys have them beat. Please don't judge me. I feel like I'm headed in the wrong direction and ordering all your podcast shows. Anyway, maybe I shouldn't thank you for being my enabler. But, hey, who, keep up the good work and I can't wait to meet you guys at the podcast meet and greet at day days. - That was the nicest voicemail. - Yeah. - Very sweet. - The only way it could have been better is if he said he listened to "Cuecast" and he liked us better than them. (laughing) But that was so nice. - Well, I would like to thank, speaking of "Cuecast" connection, I would like to thank Mike and Patty, two of our listeners, who gave me the apples and oranges I need for Animal Crossing. - Aw. - And we played on the We Speak. So while we were talking, we were talking about all the different podcasts they listened to, which they listened to about 4,000 of them, which was, they were going down the list, which I was just like, oh my God. But apparently they work in a, not a factory. They work like in a shipping room sort of thing all day, two of them. - Yeah. - And they said they listened to podcasts all day just to like, you know, pass the time and everything while they're working. - That's cool. - And they said they liked us better than "Cuecast". - Yay. - Well, I may pleasure myself to that thought tonight. I just want you to know that. Just the idea that someone enjoys us better than, you know, that other show. - Are you trying to grade something like? - Wait, hold on a second. Didn't they go away and then come back? But yet we have remained on. So wouldn't that technically mean that they were our spin-off? - No. - Yes. - No, because we're not there spin-off. I don't want to start the whole spin-off thing. No, no. - Okay, then cut that all out. - No, no, I'll keep it in. I don't give a shit about that, but I'm just saying we're not spin-off. - I know that. I'm aware. - I have actual documentation that proves that we are not a spin-off. - You have actual documentation. - I have actual documentation. I have an email from one, Mr. Michael Canalope, saying that, hey, we've started listening to your show. We hear you like City of Heroes. We're on this server. You should come hang out with us on time. Which means we were already doing the show before I even heard of Q-Cast. I knew of a Q-Cast because Mike, what's Kevin and I? Kevin and I got talking to each other on how much do we love message boards? - And by how much do we love, of course he means? - How much do we love the fact that we're not a spin-off? (laughing) - Oh. - And again, by how much do we love he means, Adam, for Adam, better Q-Cast. - Yeah, right. Aw, she remembers things. - Do you see how you do listen? - No, well, good people. - Anyway, the gravitas is, we're excited to meet the gravitas in a couple of weeks for the gay days dinner that Rodin won't be at because he'll be busy picking up China patterns with the Cajun. - Oh, oh, oh. - We wish-- - Oh, wow, okay. - Well, no, 'cause I can't go to a gay day. He's not because I'm gonna be picking up China patterns with the Cajun. Which, I don't think the Cajun would be all about China patterns. It's just not a speed. - Well, unless, 'cause, you know-- - 'Cause he's not a White House first lady, that might be why. (laughing) - Well, you know. He's a country boy. He doesn't do China patterns. - He will be doing my strawberry, though. - You're pubic hair? - You're pubic? - Damn it. (laughing) - Aw. - Okay, all right, we're officially over an hour, so we're shutting it down. And we do love the Q-Cast very much. And you should listen to their show with the Q-Cast connection on iTunes. - But, listen to ours first. - Listen to ours first. And leave us five-star reviews. We've got a couple of new five-star reviews and they're wonderful, and we wanna thank you guys very much. And I can't get iTunes. Where is it? - You can give our information now, though. - Okay, well, I'm going to read the reviews. At least who gave us the reviews. - Oh, good. - I'm going to, we're gonna do that. So if you like your name written red on pot as my co-pilot. - Why are us professional sounding people? - Quasai, professionally sounding people. Then leave us five-star review. - We got one from Ohio Bobcat 13. - Hey. - With the title, it makes me pee. (both laugh) And we got one from Brian25J. And we got one from I Am Disappointed. - Were they disappointed in the show? - No, no, they gave us a five-star review. And there is one from the Notorious DIT, which we talked about on the list of news. - Daddy, interesting. - Daddy, interesting. - We will read your name if you leave us a review on iTunes. We're that big of a whore, but we're not lesbians. (both laugh) - And really, as long as that distinction is made, that's all the matter. - Yes. So if you would like, you can go to our blog, which is potasmycopilot.com. You can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-350-1287 and see we do actually play them. We will actually play the voicemail sometimes when I feel like doing it. - Or later, we always play them. - You can also be our friend on Facebook and join our Facebook fan group. And you can also tweet me @pimctailor. - Yay! - Hooray! I'm sorry, I'm still giggling over the tweeting thing. - Yes, tat, tat, I could hear tappy snickering. - Sorry. - All right, so everybody, thank you very much for listening to potasmycopilot episode 146. We'll be back next week, post-graduation festivities with 147, I'm sure we'll have lots of fun stories to talk about with there. - Oh, I'm sure. - Namely watching, you know, tappy roll around on the ground 'cause like a revival. - My day! (laughing) - All right, everybody, have a good week. This is Taylor. - And Tappy. - And Rodan. - Bye-bye, see you next week. - Bye-bye. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to potasmycopilot with Taylor the latte boy, Tappy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]