(upbeat music) It's time to record a new intro, and just like my sex life, I'm coming up blank. You're listening to Potts My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Technic Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. Hey everybody, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and thank you for downloading episode 143 of Potts My Co-Pilot. - The Who? - The Who, the I Love You episode. - Wow, good. - Isn't that a bus show on the pack? - Isn't that what the kids are putting in their pagers nowadays? One, four, three, when they're gonna tell each other they love each other? - Aww. - Oh, so it looks like a card. - Thanks for bringing the 90s back. (laughing) - One, four, three. - Yes. - Okay, so yes, we're at 143, and I am joined as always by, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - What's up, troublemakers? (laughing) - And M.C. Kindercare, Rodan. - Yo, yo, yo. - So, okay, well, I have been told that I can tell a story later on the podcast, but in order to tell the story I have to - Set it up. - No, not set it up. Retract something. - Oh, Jesus. (laughing) - Oh, I know what this retraction is. - Yes, apparently, during last week's episode, I made reference to the fact that it was Bobaloo who asked Taffy how to get come out of a carpet, but apparently it was me who asked Taffy and it can't come out of a carpet. - You asked Taffy. - Because Bobaloo quickly said, I did not say that it was you. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yes, apparently he-- - It's a creative license. - Yes, it's much more funny when he tells it, especially given the story that I have to tell a little bit later on. - Come as much harder to get out of drapes. (laughing) Just so you know. - And out of laptop keys. I mean-- - Yeah. (laughing) - When you start telling us that come is hard to get out of track lighting, then I'll be impressed. (laughing) - Bye, Kevin. He made it to the first minute though this time. - He did, he did. - Oh, good. - So, okay, so how are we doing tonight? - I had a very eventful evening in my house, which I will tell you in a moment, but I'm doing good. - Okay, it's very blustery down here. We had thunderstorms roll through about an hour and a half ago. - And that led to the events of our house. - Oh, well, good. How was the weather up by you, Rodan? - The weather was great. I just actually drove back from Lake Charles. - Oh, that's right. We spent the weekend with the Cajun. - We did, yeah. - Was he a rage in Cajun? - That he was. - Oh, dear. - Oh, Jesus, was he raging in your pants? (laughing) - Maybe a couple of times. - Nice. - Nice. - I got blown on a couch tonight. - Oh, Jesus. (laughing) - And apparently we're done with Rodan's story. Oh, good. - Yeah, thank you. - Sorry. Now go ahead. How was the weekend in Lake Charles? - It was. - With Lucico and Lucan Spencer, and that's Port Charles. - Port Charles. - Jesus. (laughing) - We had a great time. It is one long-ass drive though, through rural Louisiana. - Are you still the smitten kitten, though? - I am. The smitten kitten. - The smitten kitten. - Aw. - But the rest of Louisiana, it's a scary place. - Yeah. - It really is. - Wow, this is not news. - Yeah. - No, but. Ooh, doggy. - But what's so scary about it? - It's just, it is like little ghost town after little ghost town. It's like these towns had like a life once, and they're just, it's sad, 'cause a lot of them are dead, you know, and like there's all these. - So Louisiana is the widow Carlisle's soul. (laughing) - Pretty much, yeah. - I was gonna say, so it's like a three and a half hour opening through the beginning of True Blood, every episode. - Pretty much. Actually, yeah, pretty much. I should've brought that song with me. You know what I mean? - Did it wanna do bad things to you? - Apropos. - But he was worth the wait. - Yes, the Cajun lives on Lake House. - Oh, nice. - It's a cute little cabin on a, unlike a little channel of the lake. - And Keona Reeves can send him letters that are from the back of your eyes. - I was gonna say that, but I thought I would. - Wow, thanks. - And so it was just, it was very nice. It was very relaxing. We went to a cute little restaurant in Lake Charles, and then we went to the casino where I lost $200. - Oh, wow. - About 10 minutes. And-- - In 10 minutes? - No, it's about an hour. And, 'cause I, you know, the penny slots. Which, you know, it doesn't really count as penny slots when you bet three dollars of-- - Yeah, it's gonna say max bet is 30. (laughing) - And we went to the gay bar in Lake Charles, which is like three times the size of the gay bar in Monroe. - Really? - Now is Lake Charles bigger than Monroe? - No, it's a little bit smaller, but it's down on the water. And it's-- - They have more cocksuckers per capita. (sighing) - I think so, actually, 'cause they've got all the oil men down there. - Well, not anymore. Too soon. (laughing) - Oh, God! - I'm sorry. - Oh, my God. Although, it's not-- - It hasn't been carlile. I'll have it in 10. (laughing) - Actually, I did, we did lunch with people who, like, work on the rigs. It was a little weird, 'cause they were talking about it. - That would be weird. That would've been very weird. - Did they land at your table? (laughing) - No, no, no. - Oh, I get the gas, but you can say that. - Wow. - Come on. - Wow. No, the Cajun's family. I did lunch with the Cajun's family today. You've already met the folks. - Yes. Well, the grandmother and the uncle, the uncle and a couple of aunts and all that fun stuff. So, there's a lot of fun, it was a trip. They're down home Cajun, which is a trip. - So, do they all talk like Renee on True Blood? - A little bit less like Renee and True Blood, but yeah, every once in a while, they'd slip it into some Cajun talk, and it was like, "Oh, okay." You really do talk like that. - Well, the way Renee pretended to talk on True Blood. - Oh, spoiler alert. At this point, if you haven't seen it, you're fault. - Tappy hasn't seen it, Tappy hasn't seen it. - I know what you're talking about. - It's a great show, it's a great show. I'm, the second season comes out on DVD, I think in the next few weeks, so. - Yeah, it does. - You said that once you got into it a few seasons, you really liked it. - A few episodes, the first two or three episodes are painful to get through, but then it really kicked into high gear and-- - So, it has to die for it to kick into high gear, and then it's off. - Yeah, yeah. So, we have the Blu-rays, 'cause you have a PlayStation. I'll have to let you, I'll have to ask Bobaloo, 'cause they're Bobaloo's, but I'll have to ask if you can borrow them, 'cause you would really enjoy it. There's lots of naked people in it, so that's your jam, so you'll be good. So, okay, so, I'm sorry. So, you met-- - I met the Cajun family. Yes, it was great, I had great sex. I forgot how much, not with the Cajun family, but with the Cajun after-- - Well, you never know what them crazy Cajuns. - I know. I got stopped at a DWI checkpoint. - Did you pass? - I passed, but they were, she gave me a hard time about not having a Louisiana license plate, but I also lost the renewal sticker on my plate. - Oh, God. - And they didn't give you a ticket? - No, because my plate is up to date, and they won't send you a replacement sticker, because I've looked into it. And so, I explained this to the woman, and she just laughs at me, and I'm like, what? And so, it was probably the wrong moment to be sassy back to the cop. - So, let me ask you a question. Now, I know that as a female, when you get pulled over by a cop, that you try to turn on the, I hate to use the term, flirting or batting eyelashes, but we all do it, so get real. Now, if you're a gay man and you have a female cop, do you still turn on the cocky, but cute, flirty bit, or do you save it? - Let's just say, I don't think it would have helped. - Oh. - Mitch wasn't all about it. - Yeah. - Moistens of registration, please. - Of course, the guy who, like, did the initial, like, flashlight in the car thing, was-- - Dreamy. - Hot. - I mean, to the point where the Cajun grabbed my leg, when it was, I was like, damn. - Jesus. - So, it was a-- - Grabged your leg while the guy was putting the flashlight. Were you hoping to have a three-way porno scene? (laughing) - No, there's too many other cops there. - Oh, I've seen movies like that involving numerous cops. There's some of my favorite scenes ever in the adult industry. - And then we went back to the Cajun's house, and then we had sex. - Oh, we'll go. - Now, have you-- - Oh, and all a good weekend. - Have you explored the back by you yet? - Yes, that was good. - Oh. - It was good to me. - I forgot how much real couple sex, how much better it can be than trick sex, and in that spot before, after trick sex, but before 12 minutes, nothing fancy. And there's a lot of good stuff in the middle of that. - Okay, first of all, it was seven minutes, nothing fancy. - You know, it was 12 minutes, nothing fancy. - Was it 12 minutes? - Yeah, absolutely. I will never forget that. It was 12 minutes, nothing fancy. (laughing) Fuck you both. (both laughing) - That's how you know that he knows we're right. Is he either says fuck you, or he says shut up, because I do the same thing. - And you know where I learned that from? One is Taffy, Carlisle, Huffington. - Did I not just say I do the same thing? - No, I don't know. I'll have edited that out, because that way we don't talk over each other, so it'll just sound like it's just me that's in it. - Oh. - You're insane. - So yes, I had a wonderful weekend, and so I'm very, I'm still kind of on cloud nine, so. - Aw, that's sweet. When it's all new and dreamy and-- - Oh, and he is like, okay, so, I know I showed you guys pictures, but he is. - He's a cutie. - Cajun Countryboy, who is a played up baseball in high school, so he's also jockey. And so just, you know, the last kind of person you'd expect, you know, Rodan with, so. - 'Cause usually they have glitter shooting out their ass. - No. - No, usually they're on the lamb. (laughing) So wait a minute, the Cajun's not tweaked out on meth right now? - No, believe it or not. - Nice. - His traveling companion's a girl named Tina. (laughing) - Have you heard from what's his name lately? - The Sprout, yes. He's back in Fort Lauderdale, working at the same job he worked at before he went crazy. - Can you really call suckin' dicks off of A1A the job that he had before? - No, he's back workin' for some medical firm that he was workin' at. - Oh, good. - Oh, good. Do you think that maybe they do background checks and see that there's a warrant for his arrest? - Well, it's the thing is that there's not, they got it all worked out, and the other boyfriend did-- - Speaking of blowing cops. - Yeah, right? The other boyfriend did the time. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Which is ironic because, you know, Mr. Time did a walk all over Sprout's face. (laughing) - I know, right? I was showin' pictures of Sprout to the Cajun and he was just shakin' his head. I'm like, "Dude, be nice." - Well, I guess all's well that ends well. - Yes. - And Lord knows a lot of people have ended in Sprout's end. (laughing) Wow, thanks for that. So what did you guys do this weekend? - Well, I saw kick ass. A week behind everybody else. We went and saw kick ass last night. - And what'd you think? - I really liked it. Did I love it? No, did I almost love it? Yes. - What would it mean? - Would you love it? - Honestly, more hit girl. That was, she was my favorite part of the whole movie. And I was comparing it to, 'cause I was thinking about movies that, recent movies that I have really loved. Like where I walked out went, that was a great movie. And the one movie that kept coming to mind was Star Trek. Last Summer Star Trek that I walked out go, and that was a great big blockbuster, blow 'em up explosion type movie. And between the two of them, I would say that I liked Star Trek more than this one. But that's not to say that I didn't totally, I really enjoyed it and thought it was really good. Honestly, the part that I liked the least was the main guy, the main Aaron Johnson. - Yeah. - I appreciate the fact that they hired an unknown, 'cause I think if you had gotten somebody else, like if you had gotten that Joseon Gordon Levitt or somebody like that to play the part, it would have, well, I'm just saying somebody that's young, that it would have taken away from it. Like just the way like every time that Mick Lovevin was on the screen, I thought, well, that's Mick Lovevin. - Right, I do mean. - Yeah, 'cause he's playing the same character, it's like Jonah Hill, I'm like, it's the same kind of just go away. - Or Michael Sarah, we were talking this night about the Scott, like I wanna see Scott Pilgrim takes on the world just because it looks like it's a great movie. But it's Michael Sarah. - It's Michael Sarah doing the whole, well, I'm gonna just sort of talk like this with my mouth closed real low and say, shut the fuck up, oh my God, play something else. - I have to believe that Edgar Wright, the guy who did "Chon of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz", I'm sure he'll make that work for him. - Well, yeah, I mean, it's perfect casting for this particular movie, but how many times can you play that same awkward, it's getting very, very old? - Oh yeah. - You know, it was funny on Arrested Development and-- - And Juno, which was seven years ago or something. - Right. (laughs) - I don't think Juno was quite that long ago, but yeah. - A while ago. - But he's been in like 19 movies since then and he plays the exact same part. - Yeah. - But so we did that and then today, we started the process for something and actually we're going to have Rodin. You and I are gonna have a little fun with Taffy in a second about this. - Okay. - So I didn't, I failed to mention this during last week, but we have a code mom heading our way for Mother's Day weekend. Namely, I'm flying my mother down for the weekend as a, for her Mother's Day present, I bought our plane ticket. So-- - It would just be easier for you to hire a housekeeper to come and clean this. (laughs) - Okay, same thing. - Okay, years ago, I had an apartment where I was living by myself and I spent a couple of days before cleaning the house and doing everything that I thought I could do as a guy in his 20s, you know, cleaned it as best as a guy in his 20s would clean his little tiny 500 square foot apartment for his mom coming. Well over the-- This foot apartment was always actually fairly clean. - Yes, but it would, well apparently it could be cleaner because when my mother came down, within the first day, made some reference to the fact that my house was not clean enough for her and she found it to be very disrespectful that I couldn't take the time to clean for her. (gasps) - Yeah, I thought-- - I thought I'd find about 15 things wrong with that. - Well, now that has played in my head for the last 10 years, every time she comes down to visit. (laughs) - Wow. - So today, so last weekend we got, you know, level one of all of the crap as much as done as we could. And this week, the yesterday, we started to do level two. At one point, there may have been a mac and cheese moment and-- - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, and then at one point, I pretty much said, okay, well I've done everything I can do before, you know, next weekend will be the big clean because if I do the big clean this weekend, shit's gonna start getting dirty by next weekend and here's where the process all over again. So the point of where I have made like an actual to-do checklist for each room in my little notebook that I keep with all of my like things to do, that sort of thing. - Well, you know, cleaning is not a one-time event, right? - No, I know that, but the deep cleaning, like, you know, really getting down and dirty and getting all of the stuff as much as to where to make it where it feels like a new house as much as possible. - Right. - Now, that being said-- - Sort of painting. - Right, that being said, today-- - I've been over the dust. - We went to Walmart and we got all of the, you know, Kaboom and Oxyclean and, you know, Febreze and everything we could possibly think of that we needed to get and we got all of that stuff for the big clean for next weekend and I'm gonna start slowly cleaning things this week, you know, taking care of different things, that sort of thing. So tonight, we're flipping through the channels and this is where we're gonna have fun with Tappy 'cause I think we might be able to set Tappy off with something. So we're flipping through channels and we watched a couple of shows and everything and then I come across a little show on TLC called Hoarders. - Oh my God, oh my God. Don't even get me started on it. - No, I wanna get you started on it over this whole point. - Okay, so-- - We sat riveted for an hour just like, this is the best show on television, oh my God. And the whole time, like, I'm like, you know, I'm literally watching it and walking around my living room cleaning things. - Yes, it absolutely, for someone who has, you know, energy to spare, I can't watch that show because in about 20 minutes, I wanna gut the garage. Yeah, no, it tries to be crazy. - No, it's where I just think of myself, I've got too much crap. What can I get rid of? What can I get rid of in this house? It's amazing. And that's, those people, and when I say those people, I mean people with Hoarders, I'm not being racist. - Nice. (laughing) - Nice, nice. - And when I say those people, the title of episode 143. - Right. - They fascinate me. It's totally fascinating to me and-- - But you're a little bit of a hoarder yourself. - Well, everybody is, if you have a junk drawer, that's your hoarder. It's just, it depends on what levels you find. - Jesus Christ. - What? - Babaloo just walked in here and snuck up behind me to grab something and scared the shit out of me. (laughing) - Sneaking like a big ninja panther. (laughing) - Well, like a big ninja panda. (laughing) - Well done, Rodan. So, yeah, so it was, it was just one of those where that whole time, it was literally like 959 and I'm like waiting to see the big reveal of the people 'cause they start working on their house and it's a great show. So it's called like Hoarders Buried Alive or something, it's on TLC. - What I love is when they try to justify, I mean, I can say, you know, honestly, I gotta tell you, I think everybody, I mean, if you've ever been in our office, you know that everybody has an element of hoarding to them. But it's painful for me to, what's painful on a multitude of levels for me to watch that show. But I don't necessarily agree 100% with the people who come in and have them going through things because obviously, you know, if they have, you know, a baby blanket from their son who died and it's buried underneath four pounds of rotting fruit, they're not doing a service to the blanket. We get that. - Right. - But when they make them throw away things and their whole thing is we know, you know, the item is sentimental, but you'll always keep the memory. I don't know if I necessarily agree with that because I think sometimes you can find something you have packed away and it will spark a memory about something or a story. And so I don't know if I necessarily agree with all their tactics, but I just, I can't watch the show as far, especially when the food comes into play with it or the piles and piles and piles of clothes. - Well, and that's pretty much with these people that were on, again, these people not being racist. That's, they had like clothes and the one woman. - Is there a specific reason why you're saying these people are racist? Is there a specific? - No. - I just think silly. - I just think silly. - I'm just being silly. - Okay. - Just making sure, 'cause you were doing that in a way that was alluding to something. And I was like, what is he talking about? - Actually, you know, but you know what? - You're almost all white, I think. - I was just getting to say that. And was it any time you ever see specials about orders? They're almost always Caucasian. - Mm-hmm, yeah. I agree with that. - So it's just, it's an odd, they fascinating me that I would love, if I could get into a specialty, that would be something I would wanna be, I would wanna focus on as a clinician. I would just, I just, I love watching shows like that. So, and it's not the, you know, some people say, will you watch that? You watch shows, 'cause we're watching it and Bobaloo's like, we'll see our houses in that pad. And I'm like, no, but that's kind of not the point. I mean, that's sort of why some of them watch it. - Now, do you find yourself diagnosing them as you're watching it? - Oh yeah, absolutely. - I'm sure. - I find myself diagnosing you when I'm having conversations with you at Starbucks. - Wow, I'm sure. - But I, they're just amazing. They're absolutely amazing to me. So I just thought that if I talked about that, that I would get Taffy to go off on the board. - Oh my God. - Yeah, I can't, I can't. No, no, no, no, no. It still bothers me that one day you said that the fact that Tank kept half of this closet, a mess was no excuse for the reason that mine was a mess. That still drove me crazy. It still drives me crazy to this day, it does. So I actually think about when I'm putting my shoes in rows. (laughing) I decided that I had ADD OCD. I get compulsive about things. It just changes from moment to moment. - Yeah. - So, that's all right. It's a mess, but you know, I have, I have my, oh, Tank is telling me the bottom of his closet is a mess, but the top, everything isn't lined up neat and perfect, but the bottom is a mess. So he's apparently-- - Well, he'll tell me to clean up that bottom if he expects to bottom. I mean-- - They prefer your bottom be clean. - Yes. - No one likes a sloppy bottom. - No one likes a sloppy bottom. - Well, big fatty mite, but that's-- - Wow. - You know, I'll take you for that. - I don't need that image, but thank you. (laughing) - So, okay, we're in the car today. - No, God. - Babaloo and I, oh, my screen's here, I just went on, God damn it. Okay, and we are talking about something involved. We went to Michael's 'cause we had to pick up something at Michael's thing. - Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, no, which was fine. And we just got talking about various, you know, crafty things and crafty people. - It's crap-looking. - Yeah, no, no, it's crap, but we were actually talking about like sewing and that sort of thing. So because we're homosexuals on a Sunday afternoon, what else are we going to talk about? - Well, of course. - And he makes some reference to Martha Washington. And I'm like, okay, and he's like, well, you know, when she was sewing the American flag. - Or Betsy Ross. - Well, that's what I said. (laughing) And I looked at him and went, no. I said, do you have to take this test to get a citizenship paper? (laughing) Or a wet foot, dry foot? (laughing) (laughing) A tip of the hat to you, Rodan. (laughing) - That was good. - So I said-- - You did A plus. - I said, do you think Martha Washington is the one who made, Jordan made the first American flag? He goes, well, yeah, there's an, I should keep tapping a moment. - Sorry, now I'm good. - That's fine, that's totally fine. - No, no, no, good. - So he says, well, yeah, in all of the pictures, you know, it's, she's the woman standing with George Washington, and I said, well, then why do you think it's Martha Washington? He goes, well, I just assumed it was Mrs. Washington. I'm like, is he fucking her in the pictures that you've seen? (laughing) It's because I wasn't aware that he used the first flag as a cum rag. I think it's just that it's, you know, she's handing him the flag. - The first flag was a cum rag. It's the title and it rhymes, even better. Oh my God. - So he goes, well, I don't know, it's just, you know, I just figured those pictures, I don't have to know that. It happened all that time ago in 1876. (laughing) So you said you had a story tonight. What's going on with you? - Okay, so we had this big giant storm come through here, and this is something like something out of a 1950s episode of the Twilight Zone, okay? So the storm is happening. I had got my chores done this morning, so, you know, I had to go to the grocery, so I have my sensible little sundress and my little, you know, twin-set sweater on and my little sandals, and the dinner was done, and everything was cleaned up. - Well, aren't you the steppered wife? - Well, no. But I go in to get changed, and so I have on, you know, here's where the no comes into it. You know, I have on a purple t-shirt and a Hollister pair of sweatpants, so I look a little ridiculous. Thank God I still had a brawn, and that's gonna come into play in a minute as I know why that's important. - Thank God I still had a bra on. That should be the title. So, I'm sitting on the couch, and I'm reading, and it's raining, and things are fine, and Tank is sitting beside me, and he's reading, and the girls are on the computer, and it's a very happy little evening, and all of a sudden, the doorbell rings. Now, it is raining to the point where you cannot see outside our, you know, like where we have like a pretty large Porsche. You can't see outside of it, it's raining so hard. So, Tanko's opens the door, and I hear it, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. The dog starts barking, talk, talk, talk. He comes back, and he goes, "Um, there's three boys on our front porch." Do you want me to let them in? And I went, "Um, sure." So, they were three boys who happened to be in the Little Less Huffington's class, who had been riding their bike home, and had gotten caught in the storm, and knew that she lived here, and so they came to our house. - Okay. - So, they are soaking, no, no, no, no. They are soaking wet. They have bags from Publix. So, I mean, they were, they ran to Publix, and they were on their way home and got stuck. Okay, fine. So, we get them in the house. At this point, the Little Less Huffington is in a pair of underwear and a white T-shirt. - Oh. - And she comes walking around the corner and does the, (screams) (laughing) And, shoot 'em to her room. (laughing) We're all, there's one pants, comes back out, and she was like, "Oh, hello, oh, there's boys in my house. I don't know what's happening. Oh my God, I can't believe there's boys in my house." (laughing) So, I said, "Well, first you have to call your mothers and tell them where you are." And they're all like, "There's a little suffington here." And I'm like, "Well, yeah, come on in. Sit down, you know, do you need something to eat?" You know, immediately I go into mom mode of your wet, here's towels and, you know, tanks getting them, you know, towels and we're making sure their bikes are put up and all this other stuff. They proceeded to stay here for about two hours. I thought the Little Suffington was going to just have a heart attack. They sat at the dining room table, and they ate, and we kept bringing them food, and I made them cookies, and I brought them fruit trays, and they just sat there and sat there and sat there and sat there and sat there, and until one of them looks over the Little Suffington and goes, "We have school tomorrow. Can we all just spend the night?" And I honestly, for a second, I think she actually considered it and I went, "Okay, and it's time that Tank takes you home because you're all crazy and have to go to my house." So one of them lived about, well, he lived further south than the Target by our school. - Oh, that's quite a drive. And he was riding his bike to the Publix? - Yes, well, he had met two friends along the way, and they were riding around, you know, neighborhoods that are around us. So, yes, so he had to take them all home, and so we had a, we were the Huffington home for Wayward Wet Boys. - Is that what we're calling your vagina nowadays? - Well, no, Rodana's normally the home for Wayward 14-year-old boys, but apparently tonight, the Huffington House was. - They don't have to be 14, just wet. - Oh, that was our eventful evening today. And yesterday, I was at the World Cheerleading Competition. It was ridiculous. I posted a video on my personal Facebook. I don't know if you saw it, but it was ridiculous and amazing and incredible. And I want to thank all of those who were helpful in me, getting to experience the World Cheerleading Competition the way I got to experience. - So, in other words, all of the security guards that you blew? - Shh, Angelic Darn. (laughing) So, and then I got to see you all last night. - Yeah, we stopped. We met up at Starbucks after the movie. - Shocking. - Had to imagine that. And we got to see Pretty On Parade last night. - Yes. - Aw. - It was the corner of joy. (laughing) Pretty much. - A family of, you know, misery that was sitting in Starbucks and, you know, I'm 15 and I'm six foot two and I'm 300 pounds and I'm going to drink my venti, passion, shake and lemonade thing with extra sugar. And I'm watching my mother as she sits on the family laptop playing Farmville and then I accidentally knock over the cookies that she's been eating so she throws me a dirty look and then screams at me in front of everybody while, you know, Rock-a-bye baby plays on over the intercom. It was pretty much that's about accurate, actually. - That's not far off. - And then she decided that when the rest of the family went out to the car that she was going to go and shop in the sales section buying various mugs and coffee, you know, a coach of mine. So, to go back to her house where she hoards. (laughing) Where she hasn't seen her coffee maker since 1994 and that's why she has to go to Starbucks. - Right. - Oh, I forgot to tell you guys. - What? - Um, I got to feel the Cajun's grandmother's boob. (laughing) - Uh oh, okay. - I was in the house about five minutes. - On purpose? - Yes. I was on the, I was in the Cajun's grandmother's house for about five minutes and she's telling the Cajun about how she loves her new boobs. - Oh. - Whoa. - She had a visit. - How old is she? - She's like 71. Is it mastectomy? - Oh, okay. - Well, that's a little. (laughing) - Jesus. - No, no. So, they were removed and so she was wearing falsies and so she made everybody feel her falsies. - Okay. - That's, there's a good chance you married her. (laughing) - In Louisiana, I have to just walk backwards around a table twice, feel her boob and I think you might be married. (laughing) It's a good chance of that. - Yeah. - Well. - I can't believe I forgot that earlier. - When you say it like that, it's different than, you know, I'm thinking that she's, you know, 50. - Oh, but then, I don't love her. - Yeah, but they're pretty much, you know, everyone else walks in the house after that point. It's like, "Hey, even the new guy felt my boobs." - So that's your name, the new guy? - The new guy. - Yeah. - Flavor of the month. - Yeah. - Wow. (laughing) - And if Rodin was an ice cream, what flavor would he be? - Rum raisin. (laughing) - My rum raisin. - Well because you're a drunk, and you have a little tiny testicles. (laughing) - Oh, love the record show that most of my good jokes are getting, got cut out tonight. - Right. (laughing) - I know what Taylor would be too. - What? - Even though I say this with love, it is my least favorite flavor. - He would be superman ice cream. - Superman ice cream? No. - Yeah, 'cause it makes your poopy blue, it freaks me out a little. (laughing) It freaks me out a little bit. - It makes your poopy blue, that's a title. - It's true. It does, it does freak me out, it's a scotch. But no, let's see. If Taylor was an ice cream flavor, he would be mint chocolate chip, because he's cool and he takes you by surprise a little bit. And black, yes, yes, and he's black ladies and gentlemen. No, you'll be mint chocolate chip. What flavor would I be? - Be nice. - Mm. - I've stumped them. - I'm thinking, I'm thinking. - Moose knuckle. - I mean moose tracks. (laughing) - Really? - Moose knuckle, that's great. - Vagina ripple. (laughing) - See, I made no testicular joke about your flavor. In fact, mine was actually quite kind. - Oh, that's very nice of you. - Oh. - I can't say the same. (laughing) Let's make that a contest. - Name Taffy's ice cream flavor. - Name, what, okay, what we want everybody to do is we want for you guys to go to podismicopilot.com and say if Taffy were an ice cream flavor, what would it be? - Two scoops of joy. (laughing) - But enough about your breasts. (laughing) - Oh, wow. - See, I can be nice, I can talk about your boobs in a positive way. - Once. (laughing) - They look like they've melted a little bit. (laughing) - See, though, he give it then he take it the way, that's out. - Yes. (laughing) - Otherwise known as lunch with you. Oh my God, we have something very sad to report. - Oh, it's so wrong. - Yes. - You may recall that I talked about winning a sushi lunch from Taffy during last week's episode. - And not in the fun sexual way, an actual sushi lunch. (laughing) - Yeah. - We went to our favorite sushi place, it closed. (gasps) Due to the economy-- - I was so sad. - The economy or the food quality? - No. - No, their food was great. - Yeah, the economy. And they even signed the little tiny letter, like the half-broken English letter, you know. Due to a bad economy, we closed store. Thank you for years of support. Mama-san and Papa-san. - Oh, God, it killed me. - And they went, I mean, they went back to Japan. They're not like opening a new restaurant. They actually left the country. - Yeah. - Sucks so bad. - Yeah, so we need to find a new, good place to do sushi. And again, that's not a euphemism for her downstairs area. - No. - Oh, my damn. (laughing) - We're not talking about Taffy's bento box right now. We're talking about an actual place to go get sushi. (laughing) - My spicy tuna roll. (laughing) - I think spicy then. - Thank you for that. - Get thee to a position 'cause you need a salve. - Okay, now we've covered Rodan's small wrinkle testicles and my melted ice cream cone boobs. We need to start hitting the tailor because we've done nothing but be kind to him this evening. And he's been nothing but tragic death. - I know, what's up with that. I don't know. - I'm feeling snarky right now. - Snarky? - Snarky. - Rough. (laughing) - That was good, I like that. - I'm sure-- - Maybe Bobaloo gave it to him rough earlier, so he asked to give it back to us. - Oh yeah, I wanna hear more about the blowjob earlier. - I just got blown to the couch. We were just sitting talking, trying to figure out what we're gonna have for dinner and then they turned it into another. - He had you? - Pretty much. - Oh, why am I saying? - I think you can take care of this right now and that was pretty much-- (laughing) - Wait a minute, so you wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you were sitting on the couch talking about dinner, you got hard talking about dinner and told him to-- - No, actually, I was laying on the couch and he put his hand at the front of my shorts as a joke and then I'm like, if you have to continue doing that, then some things are going to happen. - Don't start something you can't finish. - Pretty much, don't let your hand write checks that you're at mouth can't cash. And pretty much, one thing led to another and I was-- - Wow. - Got business taken care of, so. - Nice. - Yeah, that's all that matters. - Right now, Kevin B is dry heaving right now as we speak. (laughing) - You know what? I have a side note story about Mr. One Kevin B. - Yes. - After the cheerleading competition yesterday, we went to celebration because they were having the great American pie competition. Don't say anything, gross Taylor. And I had no idea that when I got home and checked my Facebook, that Kevin B was there as well. I think we were just there off a couple hours at the same time, but I was in the same general, I was breathing the same air as Kevin B, so that's always a good thing. - Yeah. - Aw. - That's always too late. - I miss Kevin. Michael not so much, but Kevin, yeah, I miss God. - We're gonna try and get up and go to some of the shows for the French festival, the festival. - The festival? - The French festival? - The French festival. - Waitress, I like some pepper from my Poppygosh. - Rodan, what movie is that from? - I have no idea. - Did I say it? - When Harry Met Sally. - When Harry Met Sally, Waitress, there is too much pepper on my Poppygosh. - Okay. - But, and that's your favorite movie, and yet I know the quote. What's up with that? - I don't know. I love that movie. That's one of my favorite movies. - I know. One of my favorite movies was on today. - Which is? - Best in Joe. - Ah, that's a great movie. - I know, I love that movie. So good. - Speaking of Jane Lynch, what did we think of the Madonna episode of "Glee"? - It was okay. That's kind of how I feel too. - Yeah, it was okay. - I think, I agree with Taylor, your assessment of the first episode of this second half of the season, it was just weird. - Yeah. - This was more kind of main, there was too many songs, but I thought it was good. - They were trying a little too hard to me. - Yeah, it was very hamfisted. It was very-- - Well. - We are going to try and cram the idea of Madonna, somebody who-- - It's everything, yeah. - Let's face it, it hasn't been culturally relevant in about 10 years, but we're gonna make it sound like she is still, you know, it's "Blonde Ambition" 1990. I just, I didn't buy it. And I understand that it's kind of this like fantasy high school musical thing that got going on. I don't know. - And this one, and that wasn't even the first episode that they did a Madonna song on. - No, you're right. - Because she's saying "Papa Don't Preach" at last season. So I was missing why, you know, it was, you know, Madonna's released her songs. Is they a very single singer Madonna song? - Well, but I think that Madonna didn't write that song. I don't think Madonna wrote-- This is all stuff that Madonna actually wrote. Now, keep in mind, I bought the EP off of iTunes, and there are certain songs on it that I like and certain songs that I don't necessarily care for, but it's-- - Yeah. It was okay. - It was very much that you could feel the business aspect of the episode. - Yeah, because now they're talking about, you know, Britney Spears' manager wants them to do a Britney Spears episode, and Lady Gaga wants to do it. Okay, and they're gonna do a second Madonna. They're talking and doing a second one next season. I don't know. I can't, something tells me that's gonna have, that show is gonna have sophomore slump written all over it next year. - And then it's gonna be, you know, an 80s episode, and then, you know, a disco episode. It's gonna be, yeah, it's not good. Also, I did watch the finale of "Project Runway." Yes. - I did like "The Fashion Show." I definitely thought Seth Aaron should have won. I don't think I'm giving away anything since it was last week, but-- - And like four people watch it now. - Right, and that was just what I'm saying, but I'm pretty much done with that, I think. I don't ever need to watch another episode of that show, unless they just have some truly innovation, some true innovation, 'cause they, I was bored. I did like some of Seth Aaron's things, and even that, I was just like, oh, it's, you know, he was definitely the best out of the three. And that was, I wasn't, it wasn't like when Christian Siriano did his thing, and everyone was like, oh my God, that's beautiful. You know, there was none of that. - Yeah, it fell off my Tivo, and I haven't watched it. - Nah, I don't care. - Yeah, I even noticed it. - Yeah, the only thing of his that I really liked, that the thing that I went, oh, was the coat that he did that looked like it was woven. - Woven, yeah. - It was like a silver coat. That was the one thing that I was like, that's an awesome looking coat. - Yeah, no, I was, I was kind of like, okay, whatever. Yeah, which I hate when I feel like that, because I really liked the show at one point, and I just don't care anymore. - Yeah, well, but that's what happens is things, you know, come up, and things go down, and in the Huffington House, that happens repeatedly. - Well, sometimes more than once a night. - I will, I will reserve comment on that, actually. - That's right, I'm a lady, I don't kiss and tell. - Oh, please. - No, please. - I don't kiss his taint and tell. (laughing) - What do you have going on this week, anything exciting? - Work for me. - Are you traveling this week, sir? - Not this week, but next. - Lollipop is in a play this weekend, so that is, every single night this week is the play, and at least preparations for it, and then the actual play, so that is pretty much our week too. - You've got shit going on with your children, like, for every-- - Every single weekend until school's out. It's, literally, and I'm not exaggerating, it's like Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, every single weekend until school's out. But that's, that's okay. - And then it's all done. (laughing) - All done until, you know, cheerleading camp, and move-in day, and all that other stuff, but that's fine. - We should totally make that a video podcast. - Yeah. - Me spraying Tappy in the face with tear gas, with pepper spray to get her out of the room. - I don't know why everyone is, it's almost like everyone wants me to be, they truly want me to be sad, because that's, it's amazing, it's like, it's like someone, every time someone mentions it to me, they're, "Oh, that's right, you have a senior, "that's gonna be really hard," and they're doing the whole thing where they're shaking their head and patting me on the arm. So, has it sunk in yet that she's leaving? And I'm looking at them, like, I've been preparing for her to leave for the last six months, that's all I've done every single day, is make phone calls and make sure everything. Of course, I realize she's leaving, and they just look at you like, "It's gonna be really hard as I know, "it's such an adjustment period." And I'm looking at them going, "This is what is supposed to happen. "She is supposed to go to school. "Yes, I will be sad, but they act like it's, you know, "she's shipping off to Nam for Christ's sake. "She's going to college, I know she's going to college. "It's okay, and I might feel completely different "from August, but it really is okay. "It's weird to be so-- - Were you a breastfeeder "til last year? - No, that was a little toughington, not Lollipop. - You breastfed the little's Huffington til last year? - I breastfed the little's Huffington til she was three, which I realize don't send me letters. (laughing) - Yes, I knew you when I was breastfeeding in the little's Huffington, so. - I think you might have breastfed me at one point during one of those last weekends of my day. - I don't believe that might be true. I'm sure there's art. That should be cover art, really. - Yeah, right? - I'll be over tomorrow with my flip cam. (laughing) - Taylor's suckling from the-- - The power teeth. - Honey teat. - I prefer power teeth, but that's okay. - Power teeth. - Suckle from those power teeth. I believe that was a title to an episode a while back. - I believe it was too. - Tyra's power teats. - Ew. She looks really good though this episode, except for her frickin' nude colored pantsuits, which I don't understand with the big bat winged shoulder pads. - Well, it's better than that that are lookin' like somebody of a refugee from a Star Wars movie like she did all that season, so. - Oh, that is true. - Much rather than. - Does this seem a little less crazy this season? - No, the crazy has been toned down on that show this season. - We, Taylor and I have come up with the answer to this, and I speak from experience. That's how I know this is true. When she was heavier, she did the whole I'm a princess, and I'm dressing up in army fatigues, because look at the shiny object to distract from the fact that I'm a pig. - Right. (laughing) - No, that's true though. She's not about the gimmicks this season. She's not about any of that stupid crap because she's lookin' good, and she's lookin' fierce, and she wants to show off her body. When she was chunkier, that's when she was havin' all the princess, Tyra's, and the big blonde wigs, all the other weird stuff. She's not doin' that anymore 'cause she's lookin' good. Hello. - The issue was listening to the gays a little too much. It's like she didn't have any dose of reality. - Well, I should have listened to my gay more because when I was really heavy, I went to a restaurant once in a black two piece off the shoulder, chiffon dress with big red flowers, hand to big red flower in my hair, and my gay looked at me, and he went, you look ridiculous. (laughing) - You look like a frozen-- - And that is why Rose Bowl parade. - Well, I was going to the sombre room or something, and I thought that I was dressing festive and appropriately, and he looked at me, and I remember this because I distinctly remember this evening perfectly because in the Taylor Taffy vernacular, you will rarely, if ever, hear this uttered from one of us to the other one, but I remember this evening specifically because Taylor looked hot. (laughing) He did, my hand to God, we have pictures of this. He looked, that was the first night that I ever thought, he looks really, really hot. He looks really, really good, and he had on the full beard the black Oxford and the tan pants, and he was looking really cute. So I remember this because I'm thinking, I look so cute in my outfit, and you know, he's my gay date for the evening, and we're going to be the cuteest couple, and we're going to get prom king and queen, and I come out of my room thinking, I look all adorable, and he goes, you look like an amp fool, I thought-- (laughing) - I just assumed that was your previous gay before Taylor got the job now. - No, no, no, that was six feet under. - And you know what, I said that to her, and she respected me more for it. - I did, and I absolutely did, because now when I look at the pictures of that night, I go, what the fuck was I thinking? - We should find a picture of that night. - I think, at one point, I had them, I don't know where they are. - I have them so-- - I will try to find, I'm gonna say you'll try to find, let me please, can I have photo approval at least? - Yes, yes. - Okay, thank you. - Yes. - We'll do a split screen of me looking like a crazy person, and you looking pretty hot, so there you go. (laughing) - All right, back to the rolls reverse. - Yeah, well, we're not totally-- (laughing) - What did he just say? - Not nice, not nice, thank you, thank you for that, but not nice. - What did you just say? - He said back when the rolls were reversed. Excuse me, I always looked hot, thank you very much. My outfit was just crazy. Thank you. (laughing) And join us next week with Taffy and Taylor, on Potter's Michael Potter's. 'Cause Rodan has never heard from again. - Lots of places to hide a body and to buy you. - Yeah, that's a risk. - Apparently, Rodan's ass. - I mean-- (laughing) - Ooh. - On that note. - On that note. Well, we have a voicemail, we wanna play. - We have a sweet voicemail. - Yes, we have a wonderful voicemail, and I can't remember her name for the life of me. - It's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. - This is from Jeannie? Jeannie? Isn't it Jeannie? Is that you? I can't see that far. - Hold on. - Jeannie? - I'm quoting first, people are out. (laughing) - Hold on, I'm going to-- - Jeannie, don't be mad, you have your help. (laughing) - Hold on, just a minute, like-- - If any of our listeners can hear panting in the background, it's from the dog, 'cause there's a storm, it's not from Tank. He's been trying to, you know-- - Oh, he's not eating you out this time while we're taping the show like an episode's passed. - I can, please. One episode, and you said that you did not appreciate that because I was distracted, and then I never had the game. - Yes, if you go back and listen to some episode in the past listeners, try and guess which one Tank is pulling Taffy by her clit across the room while she's taping the episode via his teeth. - It's the Taffy Pull episode. (laughing) - One second. - I think it's Jeannie, I just, Jeannie. - Hold on. - Okay, it is, it's Jeannie. It's Jeannie from The Block. - She stays focused while the accounts roll in. No, she stays grounded while the accounts roll in. - The ground did. - Grounded, fuck it, God damn it. - You know what, you know what? She keeps it real, because that's just how she is. Because for her, it's like breathing. (laughing) Play the fucking voice, ma'am. (laughing) - Hi there, this is Jeannie from Indiana. I just wanted to tell you guys, you don't know how much I love you and how much you guys make my commute to crappy south side of Chicago, so much better. And you make me laugh more than any other. And just had to share a little story. I have a very stressful job. I'm labor and delivery nurse, which is a good job in some cases, but also have my really bad days. And one day on my way home from work, after a particularly horrible day, when I'm crying hysterically in my car, I turn on my iPod to pick up where I left off and episode Black Cherry. And as I'm crying hysterically, I hear Taffy laughing to the point where she cannot breathe. At which point, I am crying and laughing. And I think that's pretty much the first time a blonde hair blue-eyed girl ever scared anybody on the south side of Chicago. And just thought I'd share that with you guys because it's things like that that make me love you even more. So have a great day, love you all so much and keep doing what you're doing. And by the way, I had to pause episode 141 in order to leave this message. So I love you all, bye-bye. - Well, thank you very, that's an awfully sweet. - Yeah, it was very sweet. - Yes, and we are glad that God bless you for doing what you can do because the Lord knows we couldn't do it. So I just read a story about a baby with cancer in a spook of short stories that I'm reading that's like 50 pages long. It's taken me three weeks because I can read it for about three pages and I have to put it down. - So we're ending the podcast and I have to do it. - Yeah, right. - Since Christ. - Well, I've been meaning to tell Taffy about it. 'Cause I was gonna- - What's this episode about boys and girls? It's about blow jobs and it's about wet 14 year old boys and baby cancer. (laughing) - Oh my goodness. - We should totally name the episode blow jobs and baby cancer. (laughing) - Okay, well, on that note. - I don't wanna see the art that goes along with that title. - Yeah, I know, I don't know. - Anyway, what I'm trying to say is Jenny, thank you very much for your very kind words and we hope that any time you're having a bad day you could just pop in an episode of "Pot" as my co-pilot. - Pop us in. - Was it, what was it last week? Don't choke on us. Now this week it's pop us in. (laughing) - Why not? - God, all right. - Don't pop us in and don't choke on us. - There you go. All right, well as always you can go to our blog which is potasmycopilot.com. You can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-350-1287. We have listener voicemail for Melanie and I forgot to play it. Melanie, we will play it next week. But you're still one of our favorite people in the potosphere. That was one of the voicemails that was what it was about. But I'll play it next week. What did I forget to say? That they should leave us five star reviews on iTunes? - Yeah, it's been a while since we've gotten a five star review. So folks, if you're a new listener, please leave us a five star review and we will appreciate you greatly. - And don't forget to write in or call in what my ice cream flavor would be. - Yeah, do we want to have people call in or write them in? - Whatever, never medium they choose. Whatever makes them happy. - I say let's have you write them in. Let's send it to potasmycopilot.com Yeah, go to potasmycopilot.com and leave it in the comment section for this episode. - Good, excellent. - Good, all right, well Taffy and Rodan thank you. (laughing) Taffy and Rodan thank you very much for joining me this fine evening. This fine wet evening. - Wow. - The first evening of the summer that feels like a fart when you go outside. - Oh yeah, it's so good that year too. - It's getting there kids. The heat is on its way. Thank you all very much. We'll see you next week for episode 144. Again, thank you for joining us for 143. We love you. - Oh God, we have a heart on. - Why are you going to take it that way? Oh, heart on here. This is Taffy. No, no it's not. (laughing) - Wow, someone else drinking to this evening. - I'm not. - That was a Freudian slippered round the world. - That was great. - Oh God, this is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And Rodan. - Have a good week everybody. Bye bye. - Bye bye. (laughing) - You're a retard. - I know. (laughing) (upbeat music) - You've been listening to "Hod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
