[music] It's another political episode as Taffy dresses up like Afghanistan while Tank invades her. It's Potty's My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids! Thank you, and you've just downloaded episode 142 of Potty's My Co-Pilot with your host, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, lover. Taylor the Latte boy. Where are your blog posts? Jesus. And the ever-forgetful Rodan. Forgetful! We reminded you. Dude, I know, and you at the cage and even reminded me yesterday, he's like, "You haven't started blogging yet." I'm like, "Shit!" But I did notice that he posted pictures on Facebook, so clearly we have memory of something. I stayed home sick from work today and with the intention of catching up on work, I realized how sick that sounds. Dude, thank you. I ended up sleeping most of the day and then posting all those pictures from my phone. What's wrong? Are you ill? I think I was exhausted more than anything. It just really just hit me, and I was just like... Kinder care extend their hours. Oh, you bastard. Nice. So, are you feeling better tonight? I am feeling much better tonight. You do know that coughs than Jack Daniels aren't a good mix. Oh, damn it, that's what I did last night that was wrong. See? That causes the bad effect. The how did I wake up with this decapitated buffalo head effect? It has a name. Ralph. So, I think this is going to be the happy cast. Is it? I think so, because I think all three of us have, like, good news. It's the good news cast. Yes. Doo-doo! Well, Taylor, you go first then since you brought good news up. Yes. Okay. Well, I went to the doctor today and she didn't yell at me. Yay! Why didn't she yell at you? Does she not care anymore? No, no, that's not... Wow. Well, wait a minute, this is a lot of anything. Well played right in. While I'm putting the news around my head apparently. No, she, um, said that I'm doing much better. And I went in kind of loaded for bear as far as I went in with my... Is that how you usually go into places? Loaded for bear. Only when I come home from work anyway, um, bear loads. Anyway, I went in with my app with all of my blood sugar on it. So that way she knows that I'm actually testing my blood sugar the way I'm supposed to. And I went in with the, you know, the information of I'm training for a 5k and did the whole thing of where I pretty much went in doing the whole not my usual "Well, gee, I don't know" and I'm really trying really hard as the little trickle of jelly donut rubs at the side of my lips. Yeah. So she said I'm doing really good and then my A1C went down. It's still higher than they would like it to be. But considering what it was and what it is now, she said that's good. And I mean, the words baby steps were definitely thrown about a lot. But they also said baby steps are good because ultimately they don't want my body to go from being, you know, job of the hut to where I'm... Han Solo. Ryan Felipe. To keep the metaphor going, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I wouldn't mind looking like Ryan Felipe, but I don't think he looks good on the cover. His face is weird. He's got butter face on the cover of the Men's Health this month. Our lunches would take a drastic turn. Tank, tank who? Why are you on top of me? Just shut up and get me pregnant. And of course, that would be me saying shut up and get me pregnant. Well, yeah. But my cholesterol is really good. What was your number or do you want to give out your number? Um, hold on, I have my lab work right here. Yeah, I mean, my cholesterol was really good considering, you know, I shampooed with bacon in the morning. So that was kind of impressive. Where is my lab work? I don't know. Oh, fuck. What did I do with it? Maybe this was all just a figment of your imagination. No, because I even said to her when I was leaving, I'm like, I can't believe you didn't yell at me today. And she goes, well, I have no reason to yell at you today. You're doing much better. So all right, let me see. My have my lab work right here. My LDL cholesterol is 98. Very good. And my HDL or the good cholesterol is 36, which actually is a little low. They would like to be around 40, but that's okay. And my A1C was people are going to yell at me, people who know anything about diabetes. My A1C was 9.2, but now it's down to 8.5. And ultimately, they like you to be in the sixes. Isn't that correct? Yeah, they like for it to be actually around like 5.7 to 6. She will be pleased when I get down to sevens that she'll know that this isn't just a fluke that I'm eating right and exercising and all that sort of stuff. But so that's my I walked out and they weighed me today. And I purposely said, I don't want to know my weight is and I close my eyes. And she did tell me though that I had lost some weight, even though I didn't want to tell you more than one pound. Yes. And I said, is it more than one pound? And she said, yes. Because last time I went in back in January, I had posted on the blog that I was going to eat healthy and I was going to do all these different things. And then that kind of faded away. And that was really because I went in after logging every single thing that I ate and exercising and doing all these different things. And I gained weight and my A1C went up. And he was so destroyed. I was. I know. I remember it was bad. Talk about kicking the chair out from underneath. Well, actually, that just means that it could have been higher than it was. I mean, it may have been higher than the last time we went to the doctor's system, but it was probably even higher before you started doing those other things. Yeah. I mean, well, the A1C, and welcome to diabetes talk. Let's tell the latte boy, the A1C is really the most important number. That's the one that they look at as far as it's some scale that they use and they average your blood sugar over the course of three months. And they can do that from your lab work. And that's how they get this number. So that's where they want the number to be like around six. That's that. That's my ultimate goal. My ultimate goal is to get off some of the medication that I'm on right now. And in order to do that, I have to do things like exercise and eat right. Who would have thought? Go figure. It's how much you want to figure out. Wow. Oh my god. That's so revolutionary. I know. I know. So I'm doing I'm doing that a lot more and and got up this morning and went walking for a couple of miles. I took like sort of a week off post camp. And it's definitely affected my ability to walk as far as the way as the distances that I was walking. So I'm slowly building my endurance back up over the course of this week. So already got my little gym bag all set up for going to the gym tomorrow night after my last appointment. So at some point, I have to go to Walmart or Target and buy a lock because I have four million locks around this house for a locker. Zero combinations. I have no idea what the combinations are. I just look at them going. Okay, I think this one had my birthday somewhere in it, but I'm not sure. Tang can figure those out. He can? Yeah, I think he is it a dialing one? Yeah. Yeah. I think there's a way that he can listen to it and know when it lines up or something. What do you marry to Catwoman? Married to MacGyver. The Gruber. Oh god, please. I did see a movie this weekend and I saw that preview. Actually, this is a funny story. I went to see Kickass, which we'll get to in a minute. But yeah, MacGyver. I'm even though it's speaking of Ryan Felipe again. I don't think you could pay me enough money to sit through that movie. It was painful to sit through the trailer. I know it's I mean, I don't know how they can take a 45 second skit and make it into an hour and a half movie. Some things like, you know, like the other Saturday Night Live movies. I'm not going to say like superstar. Well, that was stupid and you know, Wayne's World was funny. I give you that, but this one is just. Was Wayne World's Wayne's World funny? Was it really? For its time, I think it was funny. I don't think it was ever funny. I did. I think we're all still drunk on Saturday Night Live at the moment. Well, that's what I said. That's why I said it for its time. I remember it being funny. If I watched it now, I probably want to kill myself. Just like, you know, Tank suggested that Baba Lu and Taylor watch Dune, which in its time was good. And I'm sure that we romance the idea of it being good because the book and everything. But when you really look back at it, I doubt it holds a lot. Yeah, we watched it last night. Yeah. Oh, you want to tell yourself? The barrel of the gun for enough down back. Oh, my God. It's such a fucking dry movie. In a desert, it's dry. At one point, Baba Lu was like, "I need you to pause this." And he looks at me, and he's like, "Do you understand what the fuck is going on?" I'm like, "No." All I know is everybody's got really weird names and stings a ginger kid, and he's wearing a leather thong. That's not a lie down. That's not a lie down. That's not a lie down. I definitely prefer the sci-fi miniseries from a few years ago. Yeah, we watched that. And by we, I mean, I read a book why he watched it, but I was the same one. Well, kick ass, I will say, send in your letters, do whatever you need to do. I realize there's an 11 year old that enters the word cunt. That's great. The movie is awesome. I would pay money to go see it again. I thought it was awesome. Great, great, great. Five stars. You know, they made all this drama about the whole the 11 year old getting beat up. Yeah. And it's in a bunch of spoiler-free reviews. So I don't think I'm-- Yeah, no, I don't think I'm saying anything, yeah. But the 11 year old gets beat up. And the way they made it sound in the reviews was that this girl got beat to shit. And there was nothing of the sort. Did you see the movie? Yeah. Well, what they fail to say is that she does get beat up, but she also gets beat up after she kills about 25 people. At least. At least. At least 25. And in exceptionally violent ways. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what happens in the comic book that it's based on, though. And I mean, it was much more graphic in the comic book than I think it's supposed to be in the movie. I haven't seen the movie yet. I desperately want to see it. But that's probably going to wait till next weekend. Definitely see it again. I thought it was great. Did you like it, Rodin? I think the one issue for me that I had to get around with Kickass is that I went into the movie, and I think Pausey went into the movie, thinking it was going to be something else and what it was. And at least I had read some reviews. So I knew that kind of it was going to take that turn or be much more of a not a comedy comedy movie. And he went into the movie thinking that was going to be a superhero comedy with gore. More like a "Shawn of the Dead" kind of movie. The superheroes than a... commentary? Yeah. More so than a commentary on our love for superheroes. And once I kind of realized that, which was much earlier in the movie for me than it was for him, I was good. I loved it. I thought there was enough humor that wasn't like, you know, pratfalls. But you know, there was enough humor in it that was very well written. It was visually beautiful. The one scene where, and I won't give too much away, where most of this scene is shot in black and white and only a few things are colored. Yeah. Racist. Well, it looks like the frames from a comic book, the way they shot it. It's very much... I kept thinking it was very Sin City-esque in a way. Parts of it were. I thought it was great. It was highly entertaining. I thought the time flew by and I definitely would see it again. Yeah, I would definitely see it again. I think I would enjoy it. I think I will enjoy it even more on the second time. I will tell you that we saw it downtown Disney and we went into one of the huge theaters that have the big, like, liquid, whatever screens and they had the amazing sound in it. It was awe-inspiring in that. I've never seen a movie in that kind of theater. It was ridiculous. So that was a good one to see, because that soundtrack was kickass. It was kickass. Look at me. I'm assuming you did not see it. No, I didn't get to see it. I've spent the weekend avoiding going to see how to train your dragon with Babaloo, so... I just want to see that, but I can't bring myself to see kids' movies in the theater anymore. Well, that's because they banned you from that. It's easier to keep them all loopy and high if they're sitting on your couch at home, where there's not as many witnesses. My little pony takes a drastic turn. [Laughter] Mr. Rodan, I don't know. Is it just sniff the napkin? Just sniff the napkin. [Laughter] My little pony has a pink mane. My little pony does it. One Z. Do you want to ride the pony? [Laughter] Oh my gosh. Do you want to ride my little pony? That's a title. My little pony has a ring through the nose. His name is Albert. His name is Albert. [Laughter] This is the Prince of the Kingdom. Post? Post? Sorry. There's a little equine joke for you. Okay, so kick ass was good. I'm looking forward to seeing that, and I'm not sure which one of you wants to go next with your good news. That could continue her good news. My good news is secondary good news, because it did not technically happen to me. Okay. It's been a while in Komen. We'll leave it at that. As you know, like last night. Wow. But Little's Huffington is finally embraced lesbianism. [Laughter] No, but apparently a side note. That was the big event that happened at Lollipops Prom on Saturday night. Was that two girls took that opportunity to pull out and make out at, you know, the Christian schools prom. I said, yes. Nice. Yes, and they had a big after. It was actually technically after prom, but the after prom was basically everyone that went to prom, and they, I guess, went at it on the dance floor, so. Well, it's a lot harder to smite people at an after party. No, but that is true. That's true. I don't know. I think pretty much anyone can be smote anywhere. Smote? Smote? Smote? We've guarded, oh my God. P.S., one of our listeners sent in the definition for Koon-ass, by the way. Yes! Which is? And says that, well, I can't look it up right now, but while it is embraced by some, others are repulsed by it, so. And whenever it was, I don't have your name because you just, apparently you sent it through your cell phone, so all I have is your cell phone number, which I'm not going to read over the airwaves, as it were. I'm sure they appreciate that. I'm sorry. So what is the secondary big news? The secondary big news is that Tank and I are currently the parental units of a Division 1 NCAA Co-Ed varsity cheerleader, because Lollipop made her university's cheer team. Woohoo! That's good news. Yes, well, it's good news on a myriad of things. A, she's pretty much been working for this since she was in fourth grade. This has always been her goal was to cheer college, especially Division 1, so she was very happy. And second theory is they pay her to cheer. That's even better. Two weeks. Yes! So she will, her being, first off, her school will pay her to cheer. And when she gets accepted on a university team, that opens her up for a myriad of scholarships that she can't open up for until she's actually accepted on to a team. So needless to say that as soon as I get the paperwork I need, my fingers will feverishly be filling out applications. Yes, so we were, she just, she literally found out about seven o'clock tonight. Oh, wow. Yeah, actually, when we were watching kickass yesterday up in downtown Disney, my phone rang and it was the coach calling from North Carolina. And I ran out of the movie and to answer the phone and he said, you know, are you lollipop? And I said, no, this is Mrs. Huffington. And he said, well, that's great, but I'll only give this information to lollipop. And I went, damn it. Why didn't I tell him? I know I was her and also there's love. So we had to wait for him to call her back. Because that's illegal. Wow. So we had to wait for him to call her back, which wasn't until tonight. So yes, it was, she was very excited. And she was, she was basically paying off the walls, of course. And she was like, this is just, I just feel validated and all this other stuff. Because you know, being a cheerleader apparently validates her. I know, but I was very excited for her. And it's also important to note who was the first person she called after she found out. You. Yes, really? Not her grandparents, family across the country. She called me. Yes, that is true. That is true. And apparently, she can hear Babaloo squeal the background. Yeah. So she thought that was great. And she is. Well, that wasn't because of the news. That was because of what Taylor was doing to him at the time. Kind of willing. Again, you know. Again, bear loads. Bear loads on the carpet. All right, easy. Anyways, we're having dinner with Taffy the other night at her house, which actually is stories that we need to tell about that, that evening. Yes, there is. And at one point, Babaloo decides to share with Taffy. I have a question for you. How do you get come out of a carpet? Which was like, really? Really? You know, we're having a lovely evening speaking of, you know, all things art and culture and literature to which, you know, Babaloo pulls that little gem out. I was laughing hysterically. Wait, Babaloo asked the question? Yeah. I missed that. I thought it was Taffy that's the question. I'm like, how would Taffy not know how to get come on? I was going to say, that's why he was asking. We were asking, we were at for, we were bored earlier in the day and things happened and now there's come on my carpet. I told him, I said, are you going to name your carpet Eileen? And that made Babaloo laugh, which is all it mattered. That took about four seconds. I was going to say, Rodan, I don't think Rodan actually got it. He's just laughing because he doesn't want to look silly. No, I got it. It took me a minute. I laughed before I got it though. That's the first thing. Come on, Eileen. Dixie's Midnight Riders. No, no, shut up. Oh, sorry. Rodan, who sang Come on Eileen? Anita Baker. Very good. Anita Baker. Whenever we were, whenever we were when we were roommates, I would ask him all the time, do you know who sings this song? And like three songs in a row, Anita Baker was it? So any time I asked him a song, it could be no matter what it was, the answer was always Anita Baker. Yeah. I'm still that musically challenged. Tell our listeners what else happened when you were here for dinner. Because I will not make it through the story. You have to tell it. And okay, we're G. We all passed tank around for cigarettes that night. And it was a lovely evening, a lovely way to end the evening. So at one point, we're sitting, and this is, it is probably, I guess it was about 11 o'clock at this point. And Bobaloo excused himself to go use the restroom. And it was Taffy and Tank and I were sitting in the living room, just all talking. And earlier in the evening, Taffy and I got into an argument about the little girl from Poltergeist. And she thought that the little girl from Poltergeist died on the set of Poltergeist. No, Twilight. Okay. The Twilight Zone. Yeah. The Twilight Zone, the movie, which just gives a little peek into the conversations that Taffy and I can have four hours. And then wake up the night, leave each other, go to sleep, wake up the next morning, continue the conversation. But that's neither here nor there. So I bet her, I bet her lunch at our favorite sushi place that I was right. So at one point, she decides that she has to get up and she has to check on Wikipedia or she has to check on Google or whatever. Now, in order to get into her computer room, she has to walk past the bathroom that Bobaloo was in doing whatever it is that Bobaloo was doing. Getting come on their carpet. Yeah, let's say yeah, thanks. She must have heard, did you hear the toilet flush or something? No, what happened was I was getting ready to walk into the office and I could see that he was still in there. And so I positioned myself in the door frame where literally my nose is pretty much touching the door and I'm just standing there as still as possible. And while I'm staying there, I hear him flush. I hear him wash his hands. And so then I get into the position of like pounce mode. And what he did, the beautiful part was that he turned the light off before he opened the door. Okay, so have this visual in your head because the light isn't a little tiny hallway going towards our office. That's always dark. That's always dark, right? So apparently Bobaloo opens the door and Taffy throws her hands up at the air and goes, "Now, will you be talking about scary movies too?" Yeah, right. He apparently pointed at her and ran in place and let out a scream that cribles any scream queen from any like 70s horror slash or thick, thick movie. Yeah, all of a sudden Tank and I are sitting having a conversation and we hear this blood curdling shriek to which we both stop and look at each other. And then two seconds later, Taffy comes around the corner by literally doubled over with her knees together going, "I'm going to pee my pants." I was laughing, I was laughing so hard. It was all I could do to not pee my pants. And he comes around the corner looking all angry. It's not funny, it's not funny. So I kept saying. But he literally screamed and ran up and ran in place. He did the Fred Flintstone with on the tippy toes, up and down, up and down, up and down. In place, it was fantastic. I couldn't handle it. The scary thing is I can totally see Babaloo doing this. He did, it was fantastic. And by the way, by the by today, the last peanut butter jelly bar went away. Because Lollipop and I, we were trying to pry the last bite of it out of each other's mouth. I learned how to make crack over the weekend. Oh, yes, my friend, for sure, yes. Barefoot Contessa's peanut butter and jelly bars. Oh, my God. I've never come so close to fucking a pastry in my entire life. And that's saying something. That is saying something. I have a jelly, I have a Dunkin Donuts down the street for me that I have at least taken up to dinner and a nice movie before. And never got too far down the pants of that pastry as I have with these peanut butter and jelly bars. Because there is going to be a glazed in it and a bear claw in my underwear tomorrow morning. And I'm just letting you know that that's all it takes. Come on. I didn't say I want to have sex with you in the pastry. I want to have sex with the pastry. There's a difference. It's a barrier. It's merely a formality. Is that what we're calling your vagina now? The barrier or a formality? The donor would provide the barrier. Just shut up and go on. It's a formality. So you shave the pubic hair into a little bow tie. That's right. It's fancy. It's fancy. So yeah, I made those and they were really, really delicious. When you come down, I will make the peanut butter and jelly bars. They're so good. I can't talk about it. And I have been issued a challenge for Taffy's birthday. Yes. Really? I've issued this today. There is one thing that I shouldn't say like that. I was going to say there's one thing I miss about drum, but that sounds horrible. And I don't mean it the way. There is one thing that drum was always responsible for whenever we would have get-togethers and swarries. And that would be his mac and cheese. Oh, yes. I've heard much about the mac and cheese, but I've never had it. It's a Martha Stewart mac and cheese. Rob Lindley actually makes it too, because I've heard him talk about it on his myriad of shows that he does. I never had a food processor, so I couldn't make it. And Taffy got me a food processor for Christmas. And we were talking today, because I actually used the food processor for the first time today, even though she got it for me for Christmas. But I used it to make oven baked fried chicken, Ellie Krieger's oven baked fried chicken, which actually turned out pretty good. Good. Taffy wants the mac and cheese for her birthday. Now, the problem with this is, and we discussed this later, was that I said, "So, we're going to doing the race for your birthday for the weekend." So you want to eat like half a container of fried mac and cheese. Especially considering I don't eat a lot of carbs. So that would be- Right, yeah. I think we're going to run for 3.1 miles. When I take the video podcast, if you're shitting your pants along the safari, are you going to be upset with me? Only if you are documenting it like an Australian. We're out here in the wilderness. Look at it run down a leg! Crikey! Here's the male Huffington. She's going to throw a poo at him as a signal of mating rituals. Look at him go at it under the tree of life. There's a stingray. Oh, that's going to hurt. Too soon! Taffy's throwing poo at tank. I never thought we would get to them on the show. So, Rodin, what was your great thing to happen this weekend? I put it on my Facebook page last night. I'm no longer single. I'm so happy for you. Congratulations. Is this the three and a half hour guy? Yeah. I know, right? So, it is a thing to move fast and... Wait a minute. You're dating somebody. You're in a relationship with somebody over the age of 30? I am. 31 will be 32 on May 28th. Wow. I know. It's very weird and it's happening very, very fast. And I'm totally all about it. You sound surprised. Well, you know, because I am normally not the person who... Well, how many days have you technically been on? Just like two. So, you're lesbians now? Apparently. You can send your emails to Taffy at Pot as my co-partly dark town. Is he moving in? Um, not yet, but we are talking about it. I mean, it'll be soon. Wait, what? Wow! Really? Really? Wow. Okay, now we have to have information. Does he have a job? He has a job down south. Is that what we're calling your cock now? He likes to give him a job down south. He could take that job anytime he wants. He could take your job and shove it? No, no, no, no. His mouth. He's good at the blowing. So, he could do that anytime he wants as a job. But, you know, he has a job down in Lake Charles. So, he's looking for a job up this way. Cool, and what does he do? Besides you. He manages a nursery down in, like, like Charles. Is this just one? So, you get one step closer to children. What? Not a nursery, like a child nursery. A plant nursery. Oh, okay, that makes more sense. Wow. Wow. I thought it was like a nursery. Shut up! I have hair right because it's where my brain goes. Nursery baby! It's posy, not posy. You twit. Well, and this is not posy. Posy actually came up for the weekend, but that's the whole issue. No, I know. I'm just giving her grief because that's like two things in a row that she got wrong. Actually, three, if you count the thing about the little girl from the culture guy's dying. I'm sorry. It's a nursery not where there are children. Yes. Yes, but I knew he met plant nursery. Yeah. That's because you're a dork. I go and I'm sorry. So yeah, so he's looking for a job up here and we're I'm going down to Lake Charles this weekend. I spend the weekend with him. So it's all very, very exciting. And what kind of sealed the deal for me is that apparently I told him like, you know, showed him pictures of the previous people I dated and because he kept hounding me about it. And so to be really, really nice, he said that Lucky was not very attractive and that Lucky had apparently been trying to get in the Cajun's pants. And so the Cajun made a big deal about him dating me. Too lucky. So it's actually kind of sweet. Wait, what? Okay. Hold on now. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When did A try to get into B's pants? How long ago? It's just just like they was trying to talk to him online and stuff like that. So how long ago? Um, not that long. Did he know that you two had dated? No, he didn't know that we had dated until after he tried to get in his pants. After Lucky tried to get in the Cajun's pants. Okay. Yeah. That would raise a flag for me. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's it's not. Has the Cajun had discussions with Lucky since you all have started dating? No. So apparently the one thing that did happen was that the Cajun told Lucky that he was no longer available. So and apparently Lucky just wanted sex. The Cajun sent me all the the notes. And then I told him not to, but he did anyways. I'm like, anyways. And and Lucky pretty much just wanted sex out of Cajun. So I'm happy for you. If you're happy, I mean, it sounds like you could use and I don't mean this disrespectfully, but it sounds like you could use a stable kind of relationship type thing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, absolutely. So, you know, I am very hopeful and very excited. So well, how exciting now? Well, if if you would like, if you come down for the dinner at Gay Days or anything, will he be with you or no? Yeah, more than likely. Yes. If we talked about it, if if I can't come down, then you'd probably come with me. Oh, excellent. We look for Penny at what job he gets. We look forward to meeting him and berating him and running him over the coals with great and grilling the shit out of him. Yeah, he's listened to a couple of episodes so far. So he kind of knows the drill. So he's he thinks he's prepared. Again, is that what we're calling your cock the drill? Please don't give it down. Taffy's clitoris. My clitoris is called a drill. The second title, unfortunately, this episode, my clitoris is a drill. No, I think the nursery comment is going to be in the second title. Yeah, that was pretty bambularious. So I have to buy you sushi at one point this week, don't I? You do have to buy me sushi. You do have to buy me sushi. So I spent the evening tonight with, other than my boyfriend, three beautiful men. Really? I did. Okay. You watched three men and a little lady? No, those certainly were three beautiful men. I know. That's one and a half beautiful man at best. I tried a new show tonight that's going to make Pat Geich very, very happy. And I think Rodan, it's going to make you happy too, because I'm not sure if you watch it or not. We finally watched the first episode of the first season of Torchwood. Oh, I've not seen that. I bought the DVD. I bought the Blu-rays, but I haven't watched it. It's so good. Really? It's so good. And John Barriman is hot. Oh my god. He's really hot. And so we watched that. And then we watched a little of that Into the Pride, the show about the guy that's kind of crazy that hangs out with the lions out in the safari in Africa. His name's Dave's salmony, salami, stick it in me, whatever the hell it is. I don't know. That was, that was wonderful. And then I watched my boyfriend on Man Versus Food, because I'm going to make out with him one day. It anchors Bobaloo to no end that I talk about it. At one point, Bobaloo says, I'm going to get said earlier. I'm going to take a shower. I said that's good, because when I masturbate to watching Man Versus Food, it's awkward when you're in the room scowling at me. So. But do you masturbate to him or the food? Now get honest. Yes. Yes. The answer to that is yes. Do it in a big vat of cheesecake for Daddy. Come on. He was eating pulled pork tonight. I was just like, oh God. He had a little bit running down the side of his mouth. I'm just like, I would totally lick that off the side of your face. Oh God, I love him. He's so cute. He's just so cute. He's cute. He's cute in a teddy bear sort of way. Yes. But that's a good way to describe Taylor too. Cute in a teddy bear sort of. Well, thank you. Yeah, absolutely. I've described you like that before. And you're cute in a third Reich sort of way. Thank you. You're Elsa, she wolf of the SS. And not just because you have the uniform that you use in cosplay with tank. Let's play where he's though. He's the wounded GI behind enemy lines tied to the chair. You come in with your riding crop. You're going to get that information out of him. From the James Bond movie where, you know, they equipped the thing up underneath the chair. Oh, that's my favorite movie. I rewound that because you like to see Daniel Craig do cockball torture. I do. I love that scene. I'm not kidding you. And I love the fact he smiles all the way through it. It excites me just like in 300 when they ask him to bow and he said he couldn't because of his bad knee. I love that scene. I'm really just a man. I just tanked Joseph like the Nazi and you just have like Poland and every night he invades you. Exactly. That's an old Bette Miller joke. Very old. Very old. Much like Taffy. When did this become from a Taffy night? Every night I speak on Taffy night. As let's say, when it would listen. You brought up me coming on the carpet. Actually, it wasn't me that came on the carpet. I was going to say it wasn't you. No, it wasn't me. He had to pull out. He didn't pull out. It was just it's. Let's just say there was spillage. That's all we're going to say. Excuse me. Do you would you like to help me? Wait, wait, is there is there come and ass on your carpet? No, no, it wasn't. It didn't hit. The solution to come on carpet is swallowing. This is not difficult people. And I'm with you, babe. Okay, Kevin, we'll see you next week. There was swallowing. Oh, just there was spillage more. You couldn't swallow enough. I was. It's not a milkshake for Christ. Really? I've seen you drink milkshake for a second flat. And you could drink out that straw. I mean, come on. They're a horrible friend. Do you know that? You're a horrible, horrible friend. What are you talking to? Which one? I can't even put my answer is yes. Come on the carpet. That's the title. That's the title just because it's going to it's going to the look on his face when he sees that that's the title will be totally worth it. What? Come on the carpet. Come on the carpet. Come on our door. So what is Taffy? What is for all of our listeners curious to know? What is the solution for come on the carpet? Besides swallowing. The solution to take it like a man. The solution is it come as protein, just like blood. So any way that you would get blood out of whatever, whatever, if it's polyester, if it's cotton, if it's wool, you know, however you get blood out of it, that's how you would get come out of it because it's essentially it's amino acid and protein. So it's going to be the same thing. It just depends on the medium of which you have come on. If it is silk, you're kind of screwed. But anything else, you're good to go. Well, I don't have silk rugs. So I think we're good. Well, you could. Well, at this point, it hasn't the Rocco pretty much licked it all up. Oh my god. You know, it takes a lot to make both of us gasp. So we'll play. She does. Makes me go to rethink whenever I'm over at their house and he wants to give me kisses. Who? Babalu Morocco? Yes. Yes. Oh my god. All right. Hey, did we have voicemail? We do. Well, let's go through our voicemails pretty quickly. We have two voicemails, one of which from actually both from podcasters. Our first voicemail is actually in relation to a speaking of cum. Rodan's story from the Prince Albert from episode 139. Oh, right. Yes. And it's from David, that blue jeans guy. Hello, Taylor, Tapping, Rodan. This is David, that blue jeans guy and oh my god. I listened to the last episode while I was in the middle of the grocery store and Rodan talking about sucking off the guy with the Prince Albert piercing and half his subsequent reaction. It just once again, I nearly just fell out laughing right in the middle of the store. Fortunately, I was right next to a display where I could just lean up against it and I was getting all sorts of funny looks like what's his problem. So that definitely is another one of your classics and an episode that I will make sure was not deleted out of my library. So oh my god, keep up the good stuff and keep listening. Thanks a lot. Bye. Wow, wow. We're always waiting when we're able to publicly, you know, cause people to stare at our listeners, that makes it happy. Especially when it's talking about Rodan. Somebody responded to me about that episode on Manhunt as well and said that what they had was not a regular PA but a reverse PA because on a normal Prince Albert, the bottom balls on the bottom of your cock not on the top. And I was like, thanks for that information. Well, but that's what podcasting is all about, the sharing of information back and forth. I didn't know what a Prince Albert was and now I do. See, you have shared information with me. True and I know what a Prince Albert is and a reverse Prince Albert. Yes, but you know what a reverse cow girl is. Anyway, she just looked at me and went, yes. Wow, video podcast. Okay, and our next message, I put out a call for voicemails tonight and it should come as a surprise to no one that the first and only person who sent us a voicemail would be podcasting zone, Rambel Redhead. I find it interesting that it's happened to be tonight and last night I ate at Porta Bellos at downtown Disney where we met Rambel Redhead. Oh yeah. Yeah, and I was talking about that when we were sitting there. I was like, last time I was here was we were we were discussing joy and happiness with Rambel Redhead. So, see, excellent. Perfect. Here's his voicemail. Hey, Taylor, Tappy and Rose and this is Tom aka the Rambel Redhead. I just want to let you know that I am getting caught up on your program and I'm laughing my head off and people are looking at me crazy while I'm driving to the road laughing hysterically. I hear a wonderful plenty, plenty to do. I almost did a good take every single episode because you guys can catch me off guard when I'm eating or drink me something. So, it's just plain long, but I just want to call to say I love you guys. You guys are amazing and I will always remember you guys being on my show and how much fun may I have with each one of you. Ooh, baby. But anyway, I just wanted to wish you all the best and keep up the great work and happy anniversary of your show. I'm so glad and I've been listening since day one. So, I just want to say thank you, thank you, thank you for all your good work. Okay, take care. Bye bye. shameless click here. Rambel Redhead.com. Well, we hold no responsibility for people who decide to eat and drink while listening to our show. So, if you choke on it, it's not our propalt. That should totally be the shirts we wear to gay days. If you choke on it, it's not our fault. That should be the gay days. Oh, wait, we're not really quite doing that this here. But if that was nice, that little dig in, by the way, thank you for that. Excuse me, has Richard the gingerbread pretty much told us where we're eating it. I haven't listened to the related show yet. They might actually, apparently there's a big announcement at the end. So, hopefully that's they're going to say where the where it is that we're eating on that fine evening with with many of the podcasting stars of the community. Stars of tomorrow. It's battle of the network stars. That'll be awesome. Wait a minute. Why couldn't we do something like that? We could wear the little red nylon shorts. The little onionskins. That would be something that we could as if that would be something we should totally like. I get on a trapeze wire for anybody. No, get real, you're on a trapeze wire two nights ago. Okay, the best part of that show, and I'm ignoring that, the best part of that show is was when they had to jump over the water that was the different colors of their teams. Yeah. That was always the part that I remember about that because I always remember thinking it was cool that there was blue water and red water and green water, which is now called gay. Well, I think it was just there was just like die in it, but whatever. Oh, okay. We can have rainbow colored water. It's British John participating in it. Speaking of rainbows. Oh, by the way, I meant to say this in the beginning of the show. Thank you very much to Michael for being on the show last week. We got a lot of really positive responses about that. And it was what of course he's not listening this week because he's not on it. But Kevin, if you're still listening, tell him we said thank you. Wait, Michael was on the show last week. That was last week, believe it or not. And I also, I just forgot it was Michael. And I also got a little message from our very own, you know, adopted son Luke Miller. Luke, honey, are you ready to breastfeed? We'll talk. Oh, I've been ready to breastfeed him for years. My nipples hurt. You may have more stance in your carpet that way. Yeah, well, hey, that he apparently was having a bad day the day that he listened to our show. And when he heard that when we were talking about one of our favorite people in the pot of sphere and Rodan said Luke Miller that made him feel really good. So he sent me a little Facebook message. So I want to say hi to Luke. I'm Luke Miller. I got news for you. Rodan and Taylor would like to make you feel really good. Yes. At the same time, I would merely like to thank you for being really bad while holding the video camera. God willing. On that note. On that note, as always, you can go to our blog, which is potasmycopilot.com. You can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-350-1287 and be our friends on Facebook at the potasmycopilot fan page. You can also tweet me at PIMC Taylor. Whoo hoo. Okay. Well, everybody, thank you all very much for listening. We'll be back next week with episode 143, hopefully with even more good news. Yes. And nothing involving Nazi memorabilia. Wow. V have ways to make you talk. Tank Huffington. Colonel Tank Huffington. Sergeant. Sergeant Tank Huffington. Do you wear the actual, do you wear like an eyepatch over one eye? And I had the hard lapel jacket that has the hard lapels that come out to a point. You have the black SS officer uniform. At least the top part because the bottom part, you're not wearing any pants. No, the bottom part. No, that's where she's wearing her eyepatch is underneath. I wear a brown eyepatch. That's the other title. Normally, we do the title at the very beginning, this week is the title at the very end. Everybody will see you next week. This is Taylor and Tappy and Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye bye. Bye bye. You've been listening to Hot is My Copilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. [Music]
