(upbeat music) - Hey everybody, this is Taylor and thank you for downloading episode 141 of POD as my co-pilot. Where we pass moral judgment on everyone. - Woo-hoo! - I am joined as always by Tappy Carlisle-Hupington. - Hello, troublemakers. - And Rodan. - Woo-hoo! - And joining us tonight from the senior citizen podcasting retirement community is our very own favorite person in the whole wide world of the PODosphere. - Kevin B! (laughing) - Luke Miller? - Wow. - Yes! - I'm Hank. - No, wait, no, no. It's Michael from the Q-cast connection. - Yes it is, look at that. (laughing) - Senior citizen retirement? - Wow. - We are significantly older than just about everybody else. - Fuck off. - In the world. (laughing) - Oh, it's just like Taco Bell. Sometimes you just can't keep it down. (laughing) - Wow, I didn't think you had a problem keeping anything down. - Oh, that was good. - With that gag reflex, I don't think so. - Right. He can unhinge his jaw like a python. - Suck the chrome off a bumper. - It's like 30 seconds in just so you know. (laughing) - And I believe I started it, didn't I? - Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm gonna hold on to Kevin for a few more minutes. (laughing) - He doesn't listen. - Kevin listens. - Michael doesn't listen. - Michael listened to this one though 'cause he loves the sound of his own voice. (laughing) - I listened to your last episode number 139. - He did, he sent me a text message today. - Well, our last episode was 140, but that's okay. - But that just came out today. - Yeah, 140 just came out about eight hours ago. - So fucking. - Yeah. - So we've been already waiting on that. - I'm already getting commentary about episode 140, which is insane. - Yeah, excuse me. - You are? - Excuse me, Taffy. What's the last Q-Cast you listened? - Ooh. - I believe the one where we did the intro. (laughing) - 47. (laughing) - I'm pretty sure that's what it was. - All right, so there you have it. - All right, so Michael, what is going on in the world of Orlando and the Q-Cast? I know you guys, you released a new episode, I guess it was yesterday? - Yes, we posted it last night, that's right. - Okay. - Yeah, you know, we decided to come back finally, we decided that our schedules might actually gel, now the things have calmed down. You know, when we went on our hiatus, it was because we were in the middle of trying to buy a house and John wasn't living here anymore and things were just crazy with what the jobs and everything, but things have kind of settled a little bit and we are all sitting around one night going, you know what I miss doing? A podcast every now and then. And quite honestly, that's all it's going to be every now and then. (laughing) Because things are still a little kind of, yeah, it's not gonna be a weekly thing, it really can't be with our schedules. Any more, so, and that was one of the reasons why we were able to get Kevin to agree to keep doing it because he's like, I can't do a schedule, I cannot do a schedule. You know, once a week it's not gonna work, so. - So you're keeping the world on their toes. - Exactly, exactly. You know, when you least expect it, then the little aren't spinny thing will happen, I guess. - Oh, how exciting. - Yeah, we'll see, we'll see, you know, so. - All right, so are you guys like officially a triple now? - We are, we're, yes, we're back to being our little threesome, our little Mary threesome that we were before John moved and decided he was gonna do his own podcast which failed miserably. (laughing) Because he's nothing without us. - And so. - How long did it take for John to get used to being spit-roasted by the two of you again? - Yeah, as one is gonna say. - Surprisingly enough, very little effort. Yes, because, you know, he was in New York so he was getting raped on a daily basis. Maybe not by any, you know, living person but just by the industry in general. - Oh. - So his, his hole was warmed up. I, I'm sorry. I, as soon as I was saying it, I'm like, that's just bad. - I love John, I'm glad John's back. - I'm glad John's back too. I can't wait to see him in a couple weeks. - We're glad John's back too and we're also glad that he's not living with us anymore. So, you know, it all works. Everybody's happy, it's a win-win situation. - Now, isn't he starting a job at Universal soon? - Yes, he's actually in rehearsal right now which we actually discussed in great detail in our latest episode. - Oh. (laughing) - Well, then our listeners can, can go down and look at it. - I probably should. - Would that be the show that Taffy doesn't listen to? - Exactly. - Exactly, yes. He is, he is in the middle of rehearsal right now for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter over at Universal Studios. He can only say so much about it until it actually opens. So we got as much out of it out of him as we could in the episode we just recorded. But a lot of the stuff they're just like legally and contractually obligated not to, not to be able to say so. Until it actually opens, which will be June 18th. He was able to tell us there is an opening day, June 18th. - Oh, God. Well, I guess I know what I'm doing on June 18th. - It's probably a good thing. It's a couple of weeks after Gay Days. 'Cause poor Harry Potter would be right. (laughing) - Why, you're not going to Gay Days. - Oh. - I don't know all the details. So please don't take this, I'll take this with a grain of salt. Take it however you want. But I don't think there actually will be any Harry Potter in the book. - No, there won't be and there will not be a Hermione or a Ron either. They appear in the main ride from what I understand in video format, but there will not be any lookalikes. - And that was the only way she would sign off on it, wasn't it? - Correct. - Yeah. - I believe so. - But there will be a Barry Mutter. (laughing) - Yeah, we've been kind of saying that too. There's going to be a lot of walk around and entertainment and stuff like that. There will be the flavors of the books. Now, you know, again, I've never read the books. I've never seen a movie. I would know the difference one way or the other. So, but I guess all the diehard Harry Potter fans will apparently be pleased at what they find. - So. - Oh, that's good. That's good to know. - Myself, you know, I'm doing American Idol now, as well as Nemo. So, that's a lot of fun and different. - Are you mean, like, everyday on a regular basis? - Well, I'm not there every day. But when I am there-- - We didn't ask anything about American Idol. You're just having your mean every day. (laughing) - To John and Kevin. - Yeah. Well, you know, I've got the douche reputation to maintain. And now I get paid to do it as well. So, that's always a plus. - Do you like it? I mean, is it-- - I love it. - Good, good. Excellent. I can't wait to come see it. - I love it because it's completely different from what I'm doing over at Nemo. One of the things I said in our show was I now do the most physically demanding show on property and the least physically demanding show on property. But what American Idol affords for me is it gets my creative juices flowing because it's solely improv and based on what we get, based on what they're singing, based on what our expectations are, what we're supposed to carry across. And, you know, so it's constantly on my feet, on my toes. On my toes, you know, just trying to come up with something funny as well as entertaining, as well as critiquing, so. - Now, are you ever do Nemo and American Idol on the same day? - I haven't yet, but that can happen, sure. - Because if I remember cast parking at Disney Hollywood Studios is not optimal. - You know, cast parking in any of the parks lately is not optimal. Epcot is horrible, right now in London is the best, depending on the day you go. But in the time that you're called in, but yeah, Epcot and Hollywood Studios are pretty bad. - Yeah. - Speaking of Animal Kingdom employee parking, can I tell the story about the time that I saw you when we were in employee parking after watching Nemo with Kevin driving? And we got. (laughs) - Yes! - Have we ever had a story? - I don't know, but yeah, I don't know. - I think I remember what you're talking about. - I believe it was the first time actually I ever met Kevin and we went and saw Finding Nemo and Kevin and I hung out for the day. It was when we would have the McDonald's french fries and so we found out people. And that's like when we truly bonded and realized that we loved each other and we decided we were gonna go back to Kevin and Michael's place and got into the car. - We're going to go Balbau. - No, not Balbau to go Balbau, just going. And somehow, I don't know how it happened, but Kevin managed to get onto the track that the tram goes on. (laughs) So it's literally the three of us screaming the whole time being scared to death that the tram is gonna come flying around the corner and we're gonna have a head on collision. - Well, it wasn't a monorail. (laughs) - Right, yeah. It was really early on when I just started doing the show, right? So we were not as familiar with the ground says. - Yeah. - That's what probably are now. So yeah, it was, I remember that, yeah. - I just remember one of the employee parking people and the only one white just sort of looking at us is we were driving past like, what the fuck? (laughs) - Well, these last two weeks, it just ended on Saturday. These last two weeks were peak for spring break and all that stuff. So they were re-rounding us every which way. And one day I was driving into American Idol and nobody had told me because I'm not that familiar with the Hollywood studios and the cast parking and all that stuff. So nobody had told me that I was gonna have to park some place completely different. So I went in my usual way and everybody's screaming at me. You can't go there and I'm like, I have no idea where the fuck I'm going. Just tell me what to do. And it was like, it was a mess. So, 'cause they put the sign that said, cast parking with a big old arrow. So you don't see it until you're in a lane that you can't get out of. - That's helpful. - I know, exactly. So I'm like, okay, now what? So, yeah, it was, you know, people yelling at me. I'm like, I played dumb employee. - Like I'm near, I don't know, which is true. (laughing) - Well, that's exciting. - I mean, they don't all know you there. - They will soon, but not yet. Okay, yeah, give me-- - When he walks by, there's whispering and murmuring. "That's Michael, that's Michael, oh my God." - Give me another month. Actually, there's a friend of mine who does, he's a full-time judge three. That's what we're called judge three. The Simon Cowell archetype. And pretty good friends of them. And he said it one day, he'd done the show and then he was walking out of the park to go home and some little kid went up to him and said, "Mommy, mommy, there's the real mean man." (laughing) - And that's when he knew his job was done. - Exactly, I'm like this, I can only aspire to that. So I'm hoping that-- - Well, you don't have that far to go. - Exactly, true, right. And soon I'm gonna be on the Jumbo Tron, so. (laughing) - Oh, nice. - Are you really? - I haven't done that yet. Yeah, well, if you're on the, if you judge the finale show, the finale show gets broadcast on the diamond vision outside the American Idol venue. We call it the Jumbo Tron, but it's really called the diamond vision. So it's broadcast to everyone who's in the park because not everybody can get in 'cause the theater only seats like 1200. And you know, people can just stay outside and drink and eat popcorn and all that and watch the show. So I haven't done a finale show yet. That's coming up next week and it's gonna be my first time on the diamond vision. So I'm gonna go through that in high definition glory. - Now, do you actually get to choose who goes forward? - No, the audience votes just like on a show, okay. - You could help to pick the next Kelly Pickler. - I'm sorry. - Kelly Pickler. - Where the hell that comes from? - I don't know. We started thinking of those random America. I don't watch American Idol. I just thought of somebody that was-- - Well, I don't either. And I've never seen an episode of American Idol until I got that call saying, "Hey, you're casting the show." And I said, "Oh shit, I guess I better catch up." And I've only watched this season. So other than the big ones-- - Oh God, the season is horrible. - Well, I know, yeah it is. Other than the big ones like Kerry Underwood and you know that everybody knows and you know, Clay, Akin, Ruben, Stutter, blah, blah, I don't know any of the past contestants, you know. I know what's going on now because I kind of have to so I can use it in a show if I need to. But no, I don't know any past names. They go right over my head. - The only name I care about really is Tim Urban. - Bright, oh my God, he's so fucking hot. (laughing) - Oh, and the only reason that he's still on the show is because he's so fucking hot. And all the gay boys and all the tween girls are pressing those buttons multiple times voting for him. - I'm voting for him, I was gonna say. - I'm just a fan voting for him. - Well, actually, and actually there's a site that's been around for quite a few years called voteforthewurst.com. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - And they are pimping Tim big time, so. - Really? - Yeah. - Well, you know, normally I hate the person whoever they're doing the vote for the worst for. But he seems so just like, you know, gosh darn earnest. - 'Cause he seems like he doesn't care, which I think is great. You know, and they even called him out on a one episode saying, you know, we're ripping you to shred, you're always smiling, why? And he goes, well, this may be my last time on stage. I wanna have a good time. And like, good for you, Tim. You can't sing for shit, but you have a great attitude. - Now take off your shirt. - Okay, right. - Exactly. - Oh, there's shirtless pics of him out there. - There's shirtless pics of him out there, but he has deliberately said or publicly said on some blog or the internet, that he had to make a conscious decision not to appear shirtless on the show. That wasn't what he was going for. (laughing) Okay, so you thought about this? (laughing) - How often were people shirtless on the show for out of this? I thought, you know, perhaps Fox was frowning upon that too, but-- - No, I doubt that. I seriously doubt Fox was frowning upon Tim Urban shirtless. If you've seen the pictures, you'll know why. - I've seen the pictures. I had no idea who he was. I just saw pictures of him in like a pair of board shorts somewhere and I can-- - Yeah, yeah. Well, that competition, see Tim Urban is a big, he's a big Jesus freak. So-- - I can see that. - That competition, I don't know if he's Mormon or just Christian or what, but that particular competition with the swimsuit was, I think it was officially called Actors and Models for Christ or something like that. That was the actual pageant, that's what it's name was. So like-- - And was a voted on by Kirk Cameron, Tuffy. - Probably. - I strangely wanna bend him over even more now. - Oh God, well there's a title, 14 minutes in, we have our first title. - I wanna say, I want to bend him over more now. - God. - I'm actually surprised that he stayed on past the week that Usher was on because he made a big deal about saying that Usher wanted him to pretend he was singing to the love of his life and Usher was going on about, you know, use me, pretend to sing to me and Tim's interview was just like, oh, I had a really hard time, I mean, he's a guy and how am I gonna sing a love letter to a guy and I said, "You just lost all your gay votes, buddy." But apparently he didn't 'cause he stayed on, so. - We don't care as long as he keeps smiling like that. - Right. - I have no idea who this person is, so apparently-- - I know, I just had no idea. - I think you might need to be your show artwork, Taylor. - Okay, well now actually we have show artwork already. - Oh, okay. - And it specifically involves my weekend. - Oh, okay, really, what happened to you this weekend? - Well, this weekend was my annual bereavement camp or as Tappy calls it, death camp. - Death camp. - Right, death camp. - Death camp, 2010. - That's right, I texted you during it, not realizing that's where you were. - Yeah, but that's okay, like I said, you didn't know. - Yeah, okay, yeah. - Yeah, so we had a large group out of 61 kids, 59 showed up, so we only had two no shows. And unfortunately, both of them were in my cabin, but that meant that we had six-- - Why didn't they show up? Did they have a death in the family? - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. - Thank you. - Where did the hero eat? - We didn't try the veal. - Apparently the one decided at the last minute that he didn't want to go, and then another one had. Her best friend's birthday, she was having a party that weekend or something and decided that she didn't want to go. - Death camp, birthday party, death camp, birthday party. - Unfortunately, as I said on the last episode, we were only gonna have two boys and six girls, and one of the two that didn't show up was in fact one of the boys. So we were down to one teenage boy. - So he was the stud? - No, and he said it goes, it's making me very nervous 'cause there's times that I don't feel like, you know, I can really, he was everybody's got, you know, a girl that they can hang out with, and he goes, and I'm just sort of here, so I did feel bad for him in that regards. - And what, you couldn't be the girl he hung out with? - No, I hung out with him sometimes. I guess I was the girl that he hung out with sometimes. That being said, I was nervous having the team cabin, and I also had a team partner, a co-counselor that is very, I wear skirts made of wheat, and I, you know, roast my own granola, and she's very much, at one point, the words kumbaya did come out of her mouth and I almost punched her in the face, so. - Oh my God. - I think she was, I don't know if she was being serious or not, but after a particularly emotional group, she wanted to do a group hug, and everybody looked at her like, I'm too busy being on Twitter, I don't have time for group hugs. (laughing) - Are they allowed to have like, different things? - No, no, and that was a big deal for some of actually the middle school cabins from what I understand was that there was to be no cell phones, and if we saw cell phones, and that was one of the rules that we did in our initial group, I had the right to take the phone away. - I don't know if I could have survived. - Well, and that, we eventually, it kind of got softened to where when it was lights out, if you have a cell phone, we don't wanna see it, but if you wanna like, you know, Twitter all of your friends till the end of time and stay up all night, that's fine, but understand that we're all getting up at 7 a.m. to go to breakfast. - Now, were they allowed to call home or anything or no? - No, no, that's once they're there, I mean, with the exception of an emergency, which we did have a couple of medical issues that our team nurse called and said, you know, this is what's going on, you might wanna, what do you wanna do? - No, I'm just thinking if they had, if they had a cell phone, they could text home or text her mom. - Yeah, and that's probably what those are the kids who did have phones did, but I don't know. Now, that being said, the weekend theme was Heroes Unite, and it was a superhero theme that we did things on superheroes, which we actually used that theme about five years ago, but this was the first year that I got to design the t-shirt. So I was, it was very cool that to see something that I did on the front of a t-shirt, that being said, the guy fucked up the design, that's where, for one thing, and I didn't realize this until a couple of other people noticed it, everybody's t-shirts were slightly askew, so it wasn't directly in the middle of the t-shirt, it was kind of like over one-tit sort of thing. - And, how Amazonian. (laughing) Did you bring your Wonder Woman costume? - And, I had done the background in it. I did the whole thing in Photoshop, as far as after I did the initial design, and I did the background to kind of be there where it looked like the old Lichtenstein with the, we're using the dots. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Which it was red and orange and blue. The red, for some reason, turned into hot pink. - Wow. - So, it was this big, I'll take a picture, I'll take a picture of the original design, and then hold a picture of the t-shirt up so you can see the difference in it. It was a little-- - So, it ended up coming out a lot gayer than you intended. - Yeah, it did come out a little gayer than I expected. But, kind of like you, well, there you go, fucker. What happened was, though, what's going to be the picture for the artwork, if I can get it from our cam photographer, is that we had field games in the middle of Saturday, and that was where we did relay races, and they did the thing of where they have to hold the wiffle ball on the end of a ladle, and do that where they have to walk real fast, and all that sort of stuff. And I participated in a couple of them, because they didn't have enough on one team, so I ran, which some of the pictures of me running are about as pretty as you think they would, especially because halfway through the first one, I almost lost my pants, so when I'm running, I'm holding up my pants, which then, of course, cups the bottom of the fifth grader, as I'm holding up the sides of the, it's horrible. It's absolutely horrible. So then, at one point, Jan, who's our camp nurse, she was in charge of it, and she was talking into a bullhorn, and she was yelling for me to get on the race, and I'm like, no, I'm not doing the race anymore, and she goes, well, then you can be my example for the next thing that we're doing, which was a superhero relay where we got into costumes. Now, I did this a couple of years ago when we were sponsored by one of our sponsors, the Philadelphia Phillies, and I, at X, multiple X's size, got into about a size medium, Philadelphia Phillies uniform, and changed into it in front of everybody, and then ran the relay, and then had to take that off and give it to the next kid while he put it on and all that stuff. This time, it was a construction worker's hat, goggles, dishwashing gloves, a towel wrapped around as a cape, booties, and a pair of size, large, tidy whiteies over top of all of my clothing, and had to do this in front of, because I'm showing everybody what they need to do, and you have to pull it out of a bag and get things on one at a time, and at one point, I'm putting on all the other stuff before I realize I have to get on the tidy whiteies, but I can't get the gloves on because the gloves are like a small, and I have size, you know, four X hands or whatever it was, trying to, you know, stuff my Vienna sausages into this little thing, it was horrible. So eventually they got, you know, I had to have the nurse help me put on my tidy whiteies over my shorts, again, cupping the bottom of the belly, but I decided, you know what, I was gonna run with it, put my hands on my hips like Superman would, and had my head up high in the air. - Good for you. - Yeah, I was, and all the kids were screaming and yelling at everything, it was very, very fun. - Please tell me someone took a photo of that. - Oh yeah, no, that's gonna be the cover, that's gonna be the cover, okay, gosh, nice. - Wasn't that like the outfit for some, like, baby superhero from the '80s from some? - Like, it kind of looked like, well, it was camp-- - Like, "Diper Man"? - Like, "Diper Man"? - Do you remember the name of those heroes? "Diper Man" and "Rope Man", "Chicken Man", "Chicken Man". - Yeah! - There was a tornado guy, a tornado man. - Yeah! - We used to play that when I was a kid and I was always a tornado man. - Yeah, I don't remember the name of those. - I think it was like, just called "The Superheroes" or something like that. - It was "The Justice Heroes" or-- - Something weird. - Now I'm gonna have to look that up, shit. - "Diper Man", you just have the bottle heat swinging around. - Yes! - By the nipple. Taffy, by the nipple. (laughing) - He was like saying the word nipple. (laughing) - So do you, you love saying the word nipple. - I love saying the word nipple. - I'm looking, I'm looking up "Diper Man" right now. - "Diper Man". - "Diper Man", sounds like some sick game. - So it ended up being, it was a great weekend and I'm really glad that I was able to participate in it. I was a little worried and everybody seemed to have a really great cabin. All of the other counselors thought they had, you know, really wonderful kids with the exception of the red cabin. And unfortunately, one of the volunteers in the red cabin may have been Bobaloo. So at one point during dinner on the first night, I look over and he and Katie, my work wife, the one that I talk about all the time, had this shell shocked look. It was John and Kate plus eight, the dark years because they're sitting with these eight, 10 year olds who are like, you know, throwing spaghetti at one another and stuff and they both just have this shell shocked. What the fuck have we gotten ourselves into? Look on their face and the kids were just nightmares. I actually had to have a word with one of the kids at one point 'cause he sort of back-talked me at one point during field games and so. The Mighty Heroes is what-- - The Mighty Heroes, okay, yeah. - So. - Awesome. - So it was a good weekend. That's all I have to say about it and I'm glad. And now we don't have to worry about doing that again until next year, next April. And we're probably going to a new facility but that's a little too soon to tell. - Too soon. - Too soon. - Too soon. - Speaking of too soon, okay. So last year when I went to camp, I come back to find out that B. Arthur died. This year I go to camp and find out that Dixie Carter died. So now for next April, somebody needs to get like any pots in a hermetically sealed chamber and make sure that she's okay with around-the-clock medical care because I can't be responsible for killing all of these eighties, you know, ladies quartets of sitcoms. - Yeah, we talked about Dixie Carter briefly on our show last night and I said that the one who's probably the most pissed off is Delta Burke because now she'll never get a reunion show together. - Yeah. (laughing) - So poor Dixie Carter, June Havoc, was this week as well, right? - Yeah. - And was there a third yet? - Wait, the one you just mentioned was she the person from Wizard of Oz? - Wizard of Oz. - No, the munchkin from the Wizard of Oz died. The oldest living the last one. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Was he the last one? - I think he was the oldest or the last one, one of the two. He was definitely the oldest. I don't know if he was the last one or not. - Wait, a famous male died this week too. And now I can't, crap, now I can't think of who it was. - I think, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I don't remember. But yeah, it's been a deathly week and you were at death camp, so look at that. - There you go. - Yeah. - I did not realize she was 70 years old. I was like, God bless her. - Ooh, yeah, I didn't know she was that. - She looked good. - I didn't know she was that old either. - I hope I look good, that good one. I'm 70, which is too far off. (laughing) - She was about to say. It wasn't that like three years ago. - Shut up. (laughing) - I'm nicer again. - A couple of, one of the funniest things I ever heard about Dixie Carter was said by Rob Lindley on I think it was either the Daily Perger PNS explosion when Hal Holbrook was up for I think an Oscar a couple of years ago. And they showed a picture of him when they said, you know, and the nominees are and they showed Hal Holbrook. And then Dixie Carter kind of slowly came into the, from the side of the, of the screen. And Rob Lindley said, did someone say praying men to-- (laughing) - Well they had been married for over 30 years, hadn't they? - Yeah, it was 26, I think it was where we were at. - I know, Yahoo. - Holy cow. - A long time. - Well, you spent your weekend surrounded by death and you spent your weekend surrounded by, you know, snarky, wannabe judges. I spent my weekend surrounded by college boys who were partially drunk and very, very athletically fit. - I want your weekend. - I know. - No, you really don't. - You really don't. It wasn't, it wasn't yours exciting for me. Although there was several times that I actually said to lollipop, why is Taylor not here? Because they're all people. Because I was at college week in Daytona for the college cheerleading nationals. And let me tell you something. It is wrong that those boys are as beautiful as they are because all of them are 18 to 22. - Oh, Rodance, Rodance preferred age. - Rodance age. - And they've done nothing for the last four years except build their upper body strength so they could throw girls in the air. And all they want to do, and they're all in the beach so they're all pretty much in no clothes at all. And it's just, we have to, I want to outcute the next group. - Right, so it's a weekend of boys, boy, muscle worshiping each other 'cause they're all-- - Well, yeah, and they're all surrounded by cheerleaders so they get it. They get the, I need to be cute, but not too cute, but I need to be cocky, but not too cocky. And that just makes it worse. So, and they're all the big cheesy grands and they're all corn fed boys from the Midwest who are all in Daytona for the first time, y'all. We need to go get drunk, yes. - Rodance would be brain dead by Saturday afternoon with no blood going to his head. It would all be in his cock. - I need to leave and go take a cold shower right now. I'll talk to you later. - Yeah, wow. - Are there photos? - Well, okay, I'm the creeper mom who's gonna take pictures of all the 20s. - Exactly, so are there photos? - No, there are no photos, I promise you. The only photos I have are all girl teams, but-- - Well, wait a think of your friends, Taffy. Nice. - Exactly, thank you, Taffy. - I think the Taylor posted video last year. They all want to outperform the next one, and so they have these big tumble-offs where all the guys in just their bathing suits do tumbling passes all along the beach. And it's pretty much just 220 year olds who are totally built wonderfully in a pair of shorts who are all doing backflips near. - I believe Rodance has been involved in a tumble app in his shower before. - Yeah, in his shower. - Dear, dear, dear, dear, I envy your life sometimes. - I know, sometimes I envy my own life, so it's okay. - And this weekend is-- - This weekend is prom. - Oh, really? - Yes, so-- - The senior prom. - Senior prom. - What is she taking? - I can't even talk about it, nor can Taylor. It is an ex-boyfriend, it's Catcher Blanc, which we refer to in the first season, a plasma co-pilot. He's a douchebag, and it's pretty much well-known that we all think he's a douchebag, but that she had four people ask her to prom and she wanted to go with a boy who never got around asking her, so she pretty much, she settled totally. But whatever, you know, that's her decision and whatever. - What about the cute little blonde when I met when I was there for Christmas? He was blonde, right? - Oh, you know, he was red-head, and no. He's one of the boys that asked her, but she said no. - What kind of logic is that? I don't get it. - Well, the logic is, is the very much the boys who like her, she didn't want to go out with because she doesn't want a boyfriend because she's getting ready to move away. So she felt that this was an ex-boyfriend, so that with, they're just going as friends, it'll be totally casual, except his whole MO is, she's the holy grail of pussy, apparently. Which is why she has-- - Oh my God! - No, no, no, no, no, no, you can ask Taylor. That is what she's actually been referred to at her school at. - Yes, no, that has been said in front of Taffy without-- - Right, not you. - Them not knowing that I was her mom, yeah. - Oh my God. - No, for real, and so that was literally tank, like I thought his head was gonna blow off his body, 'cause I walk through the door and I go, "Apparently, holy pot is the holy grail of pussy." - Allegedly. - What did you just say? - I thought you only pop also said something else about the reason why she's taking said douchebag to prom. - You can repeat that. - Yeah. - She said the reason part of her is she's taking 'cause she knows that her prom pictures will turn out really, really good 'cause they make such a cute couple. And that's very much a her statement too. She was like, "No, she goes because we're gonna make "a really cute couple." And the other thing was, and again, this makes my daughter sound completely shallow, which she's not, I mean, she's not as shallow as say, you know, the little things. - She's not completely shallow. - But she says, "Plus, you know, he's so tall, "I can at least wear my big girl heels "because she loves to wear super, super, super stacked heels." So I'm like, and to quote Bobaloo, as long as the heels aren't pointed to Jesus, (laughing) she's like, "I would be." So, yeah, that's, and what's really nice is that he has a twin sister who is Lollipop's best friend and she will be riding with them in the car. So that was pretty much the only way I agreed to it was that, you know, I told her, I said, "You realize?" I said, "You're the official cock blocker." And she goes, "Will you make me a shirt that says that?" I'm like, "Absolutely." (laughing) - Yeah, not even I would do somebody with their sibling along, so-- - Really? - You would do both the siblings at the same time. - Are we talking about hot check twins? - That's a completely different story, right? (laughing) - Exactly. - Okay, just wanna check, yeah. - And her dress is, her dress is vintage, what? - Her dress is couture. - Right, but who's the designer? I can't remember, is it? - That would be Mr. Versace. Yes. - Or as we like to call it, Versace. - Versace. (laughing) - Thank you very-- - Did you know me alone? - Did you see the anniversary edition is coming out on Blu-ray? - Do you really-- - Can you imagine that on Blu-ray? (laughing) - I cannot wait! - Tina Gershon alone, oh no! - Yeah, it's like, what year did that movie come out? I think it must be like the 15th anniversary or something, but yeah, it's a completely repackaged Blu-ray edition with all these bells and whistles and extras. I'm like, yes! - Was it for the 10 year one, the 10 year one, you could buy it, and it was a limited edition that had pasties and shot glasses in the box? - Oh, I still have those, yeah. - I remember that. - I got that as a sorority gift. (laughing) So that's the only reason I know that. - Own that? - No, my husband owns a pawn shop for God's sakes. It was gone like the next week, get real. - I thought she was about to say, my husband owns the pasties. (laughing) - Yeah, her husband wears the pasties. - He wears the pasties. - Who wears the pasties in this family? - Did you wear a pair of pasties if I ask you? - The little tuffings in wears the pasties in that family. (laughing) - No, please. If the little tuffings could have an attitude, she would have pasties tattooed on her nipples, there's no question. (laughing) - Speaking of, I think I'm getting another one. - You are? - I'm thinking of what? Another nipple? (laughing) - Another pastie. - It's the magic of Disney Imagineering. (laughing) Where are you getting a tattoo? - Well, I haven't decided that yet. So a friend of mine decided that she wants to get one for her 40th birthday, and I said, you know what, I've always thought about getting one. She has one too. She wants to get another one for her 40th birthday, and I said, I always thought about getting another one. I've been going back and forth a lot, and I said, why don't we do it together? And she said, oh my God, that would rock. So it might happen. But my problem is, I don't know what, and I don't know where. 'Cause I have some-- - I'm just gonna say that. - The pod is my co-pilot load. - I have some criteria. My criteria are, there are two criteria. One, I have to be able to see it. 'Cause like, I don't want it on my back. What's the point of getting a tattoo if I can't see it? - Yeah, I have a tattoo on my back bastard. - That's okay. You have to bring criteria than I do. - You knew that. - You've seen it. - Why do I not remember this? 'Cause you were drunk. (laughing) - It's the flash, it's the flash symbol. - Oh, that's right. - Oh, that's right. I knew I knew that. You're right. - So I wanted someplace where I could see it. - It is potency and a stamina, but go ahead. - Okay, so Michael, go ahead. I'm sorry. - That's okay, and that's okay. And the second criteria is that it has to be somewhere, not only that I can see it, but it has to be somewhere that I can cover it easily for a show or for Disney or something like that, so. - So above the short sleeve line? - Correct, or above like the short pant line, or something like that. - I was gonna say, so what are you gonna get tattooed on your cock? (laughing) - Pod is my co-pilot, we just got this. - Exactly. - Do you get like water marker signs? (laughing) - Like on the pool? Like in the pool? (laughing) - Hey, apparently that's a big fisting thing where you get the inches you've gone tattooed on your arm. - Oh my goodness. - This is the second weekend in a row. I was just gonna say the same thing. - It was the same conversation that I learned that about the amputee fisting and then the number of inches. - Wait, did the amputee have the lines on his arm of how far he had fizzed him out? - Apparently, yes. Apparently he had a better set of friends. (laughing) - I'm sorry, it's just too much. - Oh no. - Well, now if we see Michael and he has lines on his arm, Kevin, have a great shot. (laughing) - You're right. - All this actually came about. - All the lines on his cock. - All of this came about today, so actually, you're the first people to find out about this. - Excellent. - All right. - Thank you for sharing it with 600 of our closest friends. - Exactly, yeah. So you haven't even talked about it on our show yet. - So there's only the three criteria. You have to see it, you have to be able to cover it up. And there's only two criteria, too. - Do you know what it's gonna be of yet? - No, I've been doing a little research. I have to, I don't know. I'm trying to think of the things that say me. (laughing) So the back girl. - I also wanna get my current tattoo recolored 'cause it's faded so much, so. - I thought you liked, what is it, Black Canary? - No, that's me, he likes back girl. I mean, Rodan just said back girl. That would be a great idea. - Yeah. - What about a yellow bat, like her symbol? - It's a thought, I thought about doing something at the bat symbol, yeah, since I'm such a bat geek. I might, you know, go with my zodiac sign. I don't know, I'm looking at various sites to see what jumps out at me. When I see it, I'll know. That kind of thing. - Okay, instead of getting your zodiac sign, you could do what Sprout did and get a different zodiac sign. - Well, I thought about actually getting a B. And Kevin said, Kevin, Kevin, I said to Kevin, what if I got a little B, he goes, well, that'd be very touching, but, you know, I don't know if you really wanna do that. I said, yeah, that's right. What if we break up? Then I'm gonna restart. (laughing) And he did the cracker smile. (laughing) Did you hear what I said? He said, yeah. So. (laughing) - Nice. - Then he has a B, it's not like you had his name tattooed. - On his ass, and it says lifetime guarantee. - Yeah, I suppose if after almost 22 years, you know, we were to break up for whatever reason, I could come up with some other story as do I have a B tattooed on my body somewhere, but I don't. - 'Cause you wanna stick your stinger in something. - Oh, Jesus. - Us. - I like it, I like it, you know, that's good. - We're missing the point about the lifetime guarantee tattoo. - The lifetime guarantee tattoo? - Yes. Name of certain person lifetime guarantee property of. - And where would you put that? - Apparently, Tank put it on his ass for our 15th anniversary. (laughing) - Okay, I guess I missed this story. What do you mean, apparently? - Well, no, okay, Tank was in, you know, he was in the military, obviously. And he had about a four year stint in his life where he embraced the eyeliner and, you know, hair coloring. So he was in the goth scene, not goth. - I was about to say he was a goth. - No, no, not what it is now, but he was, you know, like he was a bouncer in a bar and, you know, he definitely had-- - Like '90s goth? - Like late '80s, before it really became-- - Like, Bauhaus Husker do, sort of. - Right, or Husker do, but yes. - Husker do. - Yeah. - It's okay. And-- - Okay, so he's been impressed that I knew what Bauhaus was. (laughing) - I didn't, I impressed you. - Or Lorenzo Le Mans. (laughing) - Anyway, so for our 15th anniversary, he managed to come through both of those things with no ink. No, none of the military, none during the, you know. - I love how you say ink. - Whatever. - For our 15th anniversary, he decided to have property of Taffy Carlisle-Huffington Lifetime guaranteed about seven inches wide, put on the right side of his ass. (laughing) - No. (laughing) - No! (laughing) And it was funny is every morning when he had this habit when he gets out of the shower, it kind of air dries a little bit. And we are, our bathroom, we have a very large, like, counter space in our bathroom. We have two sinks and he will stand in front of the mirror, completely naked and he cleans his ear with a Q-tip. And I walk by him and it still surprises me after almost five years and I'll go, I see my name. I do it to him every morning 'cause it still shocks me when he's standing there naked and I walk by him and I can see the tattoo. I don't know why, it just still surprises me. - Oh, so it's an actual tattoo and it's actually there? - Yeah! - Okay, well you kept saying apparently. So I was like, I'm not understanding the image. - Yeah, I was a little, I wasn't sure if this story was real. - So Taylor, have you seen the tattoo? - I have seen the tattoo. - I wanna see the tattoo. - Videopod? - Videopod, what'd you post a picture of your tattoo on the blog, honey? - Tell 'em it's for me. - Yes, he said yes, he said yes. - Now can you see the tattoo past the hair? - Oh, he has a hairy chest, he doesn't have a word crawls over his back. - He has a hairy ass. - But it's fuzzy hair, it's not like, it's not like, you know, Chewbacca hair, it's... - It's not Rodan hair. - It's not Rodan hair. - Well, we're talking about Taffy's husband's ass. - I can't think about better subject, quite frankly, except maybe he's cock. - Aren't you guys normally talking about somebody's ass on every episode? Come on. - Well, 'cause apparently we do nothing but talk about sex on this show. - Well, that's true. - Yeah, let it go. - And it's usually fueled by Rodan. - Who said that we only talk about sex? - Oh, well, thank you for letting us know you go to the blog and read the comments. - You're weird, he knows he doesn't. - I don't, you know I do. - And you know what? Okay, I am gonna issue a challenge to you, and I'm gonna issue a challenge to you right now. I bet you can't go one week without posting at least one thing on the blog every single night. - Are you talking to me? - No, no. You blog post things all the time. - I'm just gonna say what are you talking about? - You're betting that he can't do it? - I bet he can't do it. I bet he would miss at least one day during a week. - I've missed six, I've missed a year. (laughing) - I'm gonna say, what are you talking about? - I can miss a day. - No! - Oh my God. - I mean, I want to see if you can post something on the blog every night for one week. - Oh, okay, you're confusing us with a double negative thing. - Well, that's my life. My life is a double negative. - That is the second title of this episode. I like this, it's a double negative. As opposed to my life is double penetration, my life is double negative. Thank you Taylor the Latte boy. - Aw, you're welcome. - Rodan, what's going on with you? We've been talking about everybody else. We haven't said anything about you. - Well, I mean, last week was the Rodan and Nola show, so I had a date. - Raise your hand if you're surprised. - I'm gonna say, did you hear how you like this or a choked on the word there? - Sorry. - I had a date. - Well, it was prom season. (laughing) - The 20 year olds are looking for love in all the wrong places. - Aw, points to old. - I had a date. - You did not just say that. - I did, I was kidding. I had a date with a 32 year old. - Oh my God. - Talk about retirement. - I know. - Did you get him back to the home before curfew? And he drove three and a half hours to see me. - Honey, a lot of people will drive three and a half hours for a booty call, come on. - Which is what I was thinking. I was thinking, this poor guy is gonna be disappointed 'cause he's all crushed on me and he's gonna meet me and be like, I'm leaving. But he is-- - Tell us to do it in a row. - God damn it. - Yeah. - He is a crazy Cajun kunass from the whole kunass. - Okay, this is my letter to Rodan. - What's a kunass? - Is it black? - Sure, you can't call someone that. (laughing) - A kunass is like a country white boy who's just raising the sticks kind of thing. I mean, Lucky was kind of kunass, but-- - Okay, so why you stop saying that? - Where does that word come from, kunass? - People say it around here all the time. It's not racist. - People also say the end word all the time around you. It doesn't mean I want you saying it on the show. - Kunass, kunass, kunass. - What, with everything else he says, you're worried about him saying kunass? - I know. - We're gonna get letters. (laughing) - Why are we gonna get letters? I mean, it's like a normal thing around here. - Kunass. - So are lynchings, but we don't wanna see that as a video podcast. - So are lynchings. - Thank you. - So are burning crosses on black people's yards. - Do you know why? Listen, let me tell you this really quick, and then get back to your story. I was in Grand Saline, Texas in like 1998, and I saw a cross burning for real, like in someone's yard. - Was it from Madonna video? - In Grand Saline, Texas. No, it's not from Madonna video. I couldn't believe it. I was like, there's a cross burning. She goes, oh yeah, sugar, that happens all the time. And I was like, oh, I got to get out of this town. I have to tell myself. The widow Carlisle's moved in. What's happening? I'm sorry, go ahead. - He calls me Bo all the time, like B-E-A-U-X. - Oh my god. - I mean, it's really cute. - Oh my god. - There's nothing cute about this. - I know. - There's nothing cute about that. - Wow. - Oh, I'll show you the picture after the show, but he is very cute. And he's just, it was a great date. And I think we're gonna have a couple more. But three and a half hours is a long drive for-- - So basically then after a three and a half hour drive, he got a little, right? - Oh, he got some. - I was gonna say, you had to put out after three and a half hours. - It wasn't a total waste of time. - All right, we had a technical glitch, everybody, and we're back and within those moments, Michael brought it the mac and cheese instead of it. (laughing) - That's not your bubble. - I think we actually mentioned it on the show. We recorded it last night, too. - Did you? - Oh, wow. - Yeah, we talked about you guys a little bit. - It's a crossover. - So it's my understanding that Kevin is participating in the animal kingdom of-- - Oh, yeah, you are too, aren't you? - Yeah. - Yes. - We signed up for it. Kevin tried talking smack to both of us, but how he's gonna beat us, we both kind of looked at her and went, "Ah, we're walking and we don't care." - Well, here's the thing you might want to know about that little sware that's happening. - Oh, yes, please, please. - He has a partner, obviously, for this thing. - Mm-hmm, right. - It's a friend of ours who-- - And it's not you, apparently. - Well, no, because I was like, "Please, you gotta be kidding me." It's too much like, you know, exercise. And if exercise worked, everybody'd be doing it. But what I told him, though, was he's unsure whether or not his partner will actually come through. Because she's a working actress and she might get a show, and she told him that right from the get-go. She goes, "I want to do it with you, I'm signing up. Yeah, yeah, but I might get a show." And he goes, "Well, I'll figure that out later." And I actually told him, "Well, if she pulls out at the last minute, I will do it with you." (laughing) So he doesn't lose money and all that stuff. I will bitch and moan throughout the entire thing and regret every second of it, but I'm gonna do it to be supportive. - Well, as long as you're doing it with a willing heart. (laughing) - Oh, and I already bought a ticket for the party afterwards, so I'm gonna be there anyway, so. - Oh, good. - But yeah, so. - Well, we are looking-- - I take it, Babaloo, are gonna be there, they're gonna be at the after party. - Awesome, good, we'll have a good time then together. - Yeah, so, okay, Taffy and I have come to a decision-- - Oh, have you? - Yes. Because, of course, if we're doing this and we're a team of two, we have to have matching uniform. - Of course you do. - Of course, of course. - Because-- - Are you gonna design another askew t-shirt? (laughing) - And-- - No, we're going to come dressed as, you know, captain's stooping and, you know, Julie. (laughing) - Okay, that was random. Okay, we've just, I think we've decided on the colors. Do we want to officially announce what we think the colors are going to be? - I think Taylor has decided on the colors, and I think until I see the said shirt in this color, I don't know if I can go along with this. - Well, you definitely won't want the shirt when I show it to you, 'cause you'll slap me across the face by saying, "Where this?" I think we want our colors to be black and lime green. - What's wrong with that? - Which means, I wanted the color to be black, and he wants the color to be lime green. (laughing) - Got it, how that works. (laughing) - I'm really surprised that your colors aren't blush and bashful. (laughing) - Oh, what do you even think about it? - You know, color's off, thank you, thank. (laughing) - My colors are blush and bashful one is much darker than the other, mama. (laughing) - It's not too late to change your mind. (laughing) - No, we haven't bought anything yet. I think we're actually going to take a ride down, hopefully, in the next few weeks. - And you do it with a big old magnolia in your hair. (laughing) - I totally wear a magnolia in my hair. (laughing) I would wear one in mine, too, if I had enough hair to wear a magnolia in. - What are you doing in your bag? - I would. (laughing) - Oh, you know what you can do. - You're so mean to Taylor tonight. - If you wanna do the whole steel magnolia thing, like one of you can wear blush and bashful, and then one of you can wear aubergine and grape. (laughing) - No one cares about that grape shit. (laughing) - If we're gonna do that 75 minutes of the movie, I could just go into a diabetic home. (laughing) - There you go. (laughing) - We're running around with orange juice, orange juice and a thermos. (laughing) - Juice is fast, though. (laughing) - Did you see the pictures of, we've been doing a lot of painting on the house. Did you see the picture on Facebook that I posted? I painted my door red. - No. - And the caption under, yeah, the caption under was "Start Quoting Steel Magnolias, boys." I'm gonna paint my door red and call myself Elizabeth Arden. - You're painting the bathroom motivated me, and bibotivated me and inspired me, and then I did nothing with the inspiration, to paint our bathroom. - Now we have two bathrooms painted, the one downstairs and the one upstairs. - Well, all I saw was that you ripped down the shell wallpaper. - Yes, well now it's painted purple. - Oh, it is? - Yes. - Are the pictures up on your Facebook? - Yes, they are. - Oh, I'll have to check that out. - Yeah, the pictures are up, just meant. - Oh, shut up. (laughing) - The bathroom upstairs is officially called Candy Yam. - Yeah. - Which means orange. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Warm pumpkin. Anytime you see things like that, I always think of what's your name from Trading Spaces. Lori, and any time she would blow out orange, it was always, and now we're gonna do warm pumpkin. - Warm pumpkin. - You know what pisses me off though? Somebody somewhere actually gets paid to think of these color names. - I would love to have that job, right? - Exactly. - Well, there's somebody that actually, their job is to create new colors, but isn't there kind of already every color created? - One would think. - Yeah. - But you know, this pink is called ballet slipper, and this pink is called, you know, my grandma's vagina, but yeah, it did exactly that. (laughing) - Okay, that's better than blush and bashful. Ballet slipper and grandmas vagina. - Vagina. - Exactly. - They're pink and pink. - Do you think grandmas vagina is actually still pink though? Let's think about this. - Apparently my grandmother's getting some action. No, no. So my grandmother has a quasi-boyfriend, and the quasi-boyfriend happens to work for a tank. And he is, he's like two or three years younger than her, and when I say younger, my grandmother is still rockin' a set of double Ds that still sit much higher than mine, and she's built and carries herself very well. She has opinions I don't care for, but that's another story. So she and this gentleman who, you know, he is the Southern gentleman who still wears overalls to paint houses with talking about paint houses. And last night we were at a birthday party and her back was hurting her and she tried to get up off the couch. And he put his hand on her ass cheek, not her back, not her leg, actually on the ass cheek and help push her up. And she turned around, she went, "Why, thank you." And he went, "No problem." And I went, "Oh, I'm sorry." But I got so, and both of my daughters looked at me and they were like, "Did you just do that?" I said, "Yes, I did." And as she walked by him, she would take her fingers and rub them across the back of his neck. And I was like, "This is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life. God bless 'em, let's hope they're doing something." I was like, "Yes, yes, yes, yes." This is the same grandmother who says she can smell sperm. So there you go, but yeah. - Well apparently she's smelling it 'cause it's on her chin. (laughing) - What do you smell sperm? - She has said for years that she could smell sperm and she was in the hospital once and she had had like a knee replacement or something and they have her knocked out on, you know, a percocet and she's laying there, two out of her mouth, the whole thing, and my cousin and I are both standing there and we just walked in the room and out of this complete death bed sleep, she opens her eyes and goes, "I smell sperm. One of you had sex last night." And if we both look at each other, we're like, "What the hell?" (laughing) - She gotcha. - She was just, she swears she can smell sperm. She knows when someone said sex. (laughing) We formed her endlessly, which I love. Whenever I talked to her on the phone, I referred to her as a pussy. I do. - But not the Holy Grail, a pussy. (laughing) - Apparently she, she has the fifth generation of Holy Grail. - Oh, I see. - She is where it started all, I guess. - It's lineage. - The original 10 Commandments were written on her pussy. (laughing) - She's not that old, Lord. She realized that we're gonna have an hour long show. - So what, the Magna Carta instead, what? - The Magna Cleo. (laughing) - The Treaty of 1812. (laughing) - The Declaration of Congress. - Yes, we found out that Lolly Pop, no, listen to me, we found out Lolly Pop is graduating Magna Cum Laude. And I just remember at Ohio State, they always used to sell the shirts. It said Magna Cum Laude and Magna Cum often. (laughing) Every time I think of anyone, then when you just said that's a Magna Carta, that's the only thing I ever think of. (gasping) Oh, God. Now we've been talking about my daughter's vagina to my grandmother's vagina now. We have to be done now. - Yeah, this is just bizarre, I'm freaked out. - Okay. - I don't know, but strangely, we didn't talk about your vagina. (laughing) And that's usually the case. - It's a hair tailor, you know that. (laughing) - Her vagina is dark wing duck. (laughing) Her vagina is the terror that flaps in the night. (laughing) - I went from being the oven man from my baby, dark wing duck, what the hell? (laughing) - That's hair that flaps in the night. - And Rodan has the complete box DVD set in that. - We got Rodan this week, yes. (laughing) - Yeah, you can get on now, but tomorrow when he's having lunch with me and I throw water in his ears. (laughing) That would be a video podcast. (laughing) You're insane. - Oh my gosh. - I love watching the green bar go like all the way up when Rodan laughs. (laughing) - Aw. - Okay, well on that note. (laughing) - Yeah, that's probably good. - All right, when John is the last that we're gonna talk about, oh fuck. - Yes. - This is the board. (laughing) - Your entire family's vagina apparently is the last that we're talking about. - It's a history of the Huffington vagina. That is the title of this episode. (laughing) - Oh, love it. - All right. Well, I wanna thank Michael very much for coming in and popping by and saying hello to everybody. - Well, thanks for, you know, inviting me. - Why don't you tell us about where we can find the Qcast connection and all that good stuff? - Yeah, well, that's at qcastct.com, new logo, new website design. We have a fan page on Facebook now, which we'd never had before. We had a group, but I migrated over to a fan page because as Paul does my co-pilot has shown me, it's a lot more fun. So, and a lot more flexible, so. - So, wait a minute. The student has become the teacher. (laughing) - The spin-off has become the-- (laughing) - Oh, you got it, you got it. - Motherfucker, you managed to go a whole hour so that's a spin-off, and I want to say, I appreciate that, but we are not a spin-off. (laughing) - I was waiting for that. - I had to, I had to. I was just gonna say the one thing we don't have anymore is a voicemail line, so it just, okay. It elapsed and I didn't renew it, so. - That's okay. - Wow. - I will say this, when you guys made your announcement a couple of months ago that you weren't coming back and I think you stopped at what, 184 episodes? Was that where your last episode before you guys came back? - Yep, yep. - I did say to these two guys, we have to go at least 185 episodes, to which they were both like, why I'm like, 'cause that way we go one more than Qcast had. (laughing) - Oh, and look at us starting it up again and dashing all your hopes and dreams. - I know, while I was so glad that you came back, there's another part of you who went, shit, now we have to do the show even longer. (laughing) - I was figuring we'd go to at least 200. - We'll go for it, we'll go for it. - It's funny because, you know what? - As long as this ride takes us. - It's funny because I was listening to your last show, 139, and you know, I was like, how are they only on 139? I mean, they do it every week without fail, blah, blah, blah. So I actually thought you guys were a little higher up in the numbers than you were, so. - We would have been, except that back, I guess in the fall, we had a lot of technical issues where we would go actually two or three weeks at a time without doing a show. - Oh, okay, that's when I-- - And don't think we didn't hear about that from Pat Gike. (laughing) - Yeah, we would tape one, it just wouldn't be publishable. - Gotcha. - Well, hopefully this one will be. (laughing) - This one will be great. And Michael, thank you very much for being on, we really appreciate it. It's been a lot of time. - I had fun, it's been so long since I chatted with you guys, so, since the cruise. And I wrote in, it's been, I think, since gate days last year. (laughing) So, which we all need to talk about, by the way, when we're off-air. - Oh, well, we will have to do that. Well, let's get very quickly to off-air. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potasmycopilot.com. You can call our voicemail line at 206-350-1287. Email as a potasmycopilot@gmail.com and be our friends on Facebook at okayso. I love potasmycopilot and the potasmycopilot fan page. Also, you can tweet me at PIMC-tailor. - Blah, blah, blah. - Blah, blah, blah. And look for Rodan's blog post coming this week to potasmycopilot.com. - Every night without fail. - Every night without fail for one week, or he will catch hell at next week's episode. (laughing) - Look at that. - That was the laugh of I Don't Get a Shit. (laughing) - You know, I'm gonna be posting like my little pony rocks, and hey, Taylor did not say what the quality of your post had to be. - I actually tried to log in about three weeks ago to post something and I forgot my password. - Okay, you can't tell me things like that and not expect me to be a little pissed off, so. - I know. - All right, everybody. Well, let's go. This is Taylor. - And Rodan. - And Michael. - Yep, absolutely. Okay, everybody. Have a good week. We'll see you next week. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
