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PiMC: Episode 140 - That Guy's Getting Gangbanged. Let's Get A Beignet!!!
(upbeat music) - Hey everybody, this is Taylor the Lotty Boy and thank you for downloading episode 140 of Pots Is My Co-Pilot. Today is Monday, April 5th, 2010, and I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle-Hovington. - Hello there. - And Rodan. - Wickedness must be punished. (laughing) - Wickedness must be celebrated. - Oh dear. Okay, well we just had a technical glitch, so we actually lost the first seven minutes of the show, but we're starting over. Luckily we didn't get too far into the debaucher's tales of Rodan, but we're just gonna let Rodan start over. And I made jokes about it being a whore and pretty much insert a hory joke here, and then okay, Rodan, go. - Jesus. (laughing) - And scene. - I never had, like, oh my God, what am I supposed to do? Hey, how do you do that to me? So we're just starting over, right? - Yes. - Okay. - Let's just start over. - Okay, so it's gonna be weird, 'cause I'm gonna review myself so quickly, but so we got to New Orleans, and I was really, really excited about getting there because I haven't been on vacation or even taken any days off since Christmas. And so it's been a hell of a three months, I just needed time before I exploded. So Paz and I went to New Orleans, and when I first got there, you know, you get there and it's like this huge letdown, because there's homeless people everywhere, it's dirty, it's nasty, and I'm just like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. It's just like, I was mortified when I first got there, and I was just like, my heart sank, and I was just like, oh, 'cause nothing had gotten started yet. It was still early enough on Friday that-- - It was quiet. - Right, it was just starting to, like, people were starting to check into the hotel, and it was that kind of activity was just starting, so everyone was fresh and clean and neat as they were walking into places. - Now, where were you in regards to the French corner? - So we stayed at the Crown Plaza, the Astor Hotel, on right off of bourbon. It's on the same block as bourbon and can I have, so. - Okay, cool. - Oh yeah, no, I mean, so everything was a walk. Damn, was it a walk. I don't think I've walked that much in ages. I mean, not Disney, this is worse than Disney World Walking. It was insane, though, it was crazy. I mean, I don't think I spent more than, more than the few hours I've slept in the last four days off my feet. - Except when they were in the air. - Yeah, and so in Florida, 'cause Florida, and you see everywhere you go is pristine, and the homeless people are shoved away from the nice touristy areas. - As they should be. - Joke, I'm joking. Well, you know, so much so that the local governments have gotten in trouble for that in the past. I mean, they are very aware of what it needs to look like to make tourists feel safe. So you get there, and it's like Disney World, no guard rails. I mean, it is adult Disney World, no guard rails, 'cause there's homeless people everywhere, there's people who can take your stuff. I mean, there's just, as well as, there's no Disney, you know, courtesy enforcement, police anywhere that are gonna help you if things go awry. - No, I was gonna say, like I said when we first started this, the gritty rawness of it though definitely is, it's a character feature of it. It would not be New Orleans without it. - Yeah, and so, and I need to say that because it is, it's one of those, once I accepted that and realized, okay, you just need to chill the fuck out and realize this is not gonna be Disney World, this is gonna be drunken escapades for four days, then I was like, okay, I'm good with this. You know, because, and they're building themselves as very family friendly these days, and so it's like, you know, Disney gift shop right next to the Hustler Club, and it is, - Well, Animal Kingdom is totally like that now. (laughing) - Yeah. - They went for Orlando to be a full service, entertainment industry. - Entertainment venue, right. - Which is why they hired Kevin B. - Of course. Exactly. He's the family friendly stripper with a heart of gold. - God willing. (laughing) - I think I saw my first, well, I saw the plenty of daddy and boys, as well as father and sons, but lots of daddies and boys, and the boys are tired, I mean, tired and A.G. just, no, no, no. - I don't remember. - They were hot 22 years ago when they were 40. (laughing) - Geez, they were, then how old were the daddies? - Walker level, I mean, just. - Hi, Julian. - There's a huge, (laughing) nice. There's a huge casino there. Do you think that maybe with Harris there that might have something to do with it? - Possibly. I mean, there's definitely that vibe for some of this, but it was, you know, Easter weekend. So it wasn't necessarily, so I'll get to Easter Sunday in a minute, but it's crazy. The first person that we met was a friend of Pazis who, you know, I think almost all the guys in Louisiana know, or anyone who has any equal equivities towards the beardom. No, I mean, he sees pretty much the cutest bear in Louisiana, and he's the bears in New Orleans, call him Daddy in Training. But he is pretty much any end, and he'll probably be the new cover, or spokesperson for Ginger Bear Monthly. Taking Ricky's spot, but. - This old news, Ricky is the Amman of. (laughing) - Nice. So yeah. - You and his dad long live the queen. - Yeah. He is, he's my doppelganger. We're, he's about a half an inch taller than me. I think he's going to try to say it's a full inch, but it's only about a half an inch. We're about the same bill. - And men never lie about inches. - You're right. I was going to say, that half an inch can be very, very important at times. (laughing) - With ladies with. - Yeah. So we went to dinner and he was, he was talking about some sexual escapade that him and Pazis were having at some point, and turns to me and says, I am so sorry if I'm offending you. And I just looked at him and said, okay, you don't know if you're a girl. - Amateur. (laughing) - Switch at that point. We've seen in The Lion King where he says, you have no idea. (laughing) Which I know was based on reversal of fortune, but you know. - Yeah, so at that point, we start to try to one up each other with our stories. It was a very interesting evening in a family friendly Italian restaurant on a Friday night. - Now while the two of you were divulging the stories back and forth, was Pazis completely horrified? - No, Pazis was trying to squeeze in his escapades, trying to make himself sound much worse than he's ever done. - And the two of you would just look at him and go, that's cute. Pretty much. (laughing) I didn't realize though that I probably need to, and this is something Kevin B. once told me, is I probably need to talk a little bit less about some of these things 'cause I realize now after having a multi-hour conversation with Daddy and Training that I may come off like an asshole. - No, not an asshole. Just a whore. - Just a whore, yeah, so. - Did you just say just a whore, too? - Yes, of course. - Oh my God. - I know, thanks for that. - Have you seen it? - So yeah, so if I was four years younger, living in, you know, a city like New Orleans or pretty much any metropolitan area and single, I probably would be Daddy and Training, so it's probably a good thing I'm in Monroe and I have a limited pool to work with. But he's pulling all sorts of hot guys and some not so hot guys, but I don't wanna judge, so. - That's what this show is all about, you're not new. - It shows the bar, so we went to, I'll just kind of route through these, Lafitte's, which is an old bar down there, The Pub, good friends, where we met some guy that Pazee knows from back in Mississippi. Like they're both, they both live in Mississippi or they both grew up in Mississippi, so like getting our drink and all of a sudden Pazee goes, "Hey, you're from Laurel or whatever Mississippi." And he guys like, "Yeah, hi." And you're Pazee, I'm just like, "What?" - Yeah, I was confused, I'd only had like two beers at that point, drinks. - Did you have a hurricane while you were there or a hand grenade? - I had a hurricane, not a hand grenade. - Now did you think the hurricanes were that strong? - No, but they do hit you later on. - Do they call them Katrina now? - No, Katrina's very much like Boulder Mart, you know, she who shall not be named. - Gotcha. - Down there, so we went to good friends, we hung out there for a while, went back and forth between The Pub, which is more the, it's like the regular people dance bar and then there's Oz, which is apparently-- - Aw. Sorry. (laughing) - Apparently Tank just stuck it in her. (laughing) - Which is apparently-- - No, we're not there. - Yeah, so Oz is apparently the trendy bar where everybody does, you know, cut off Hollister shirts. - Yes, I assure you that I did not wear a cut off Hollister shirt when I did that. - Yeah. - Thank God for that. - And so then, Daddy and Train took us to Rawhide, which is a leather and Levi bar. (sighing) - Yeah. - Good times, good times. - Well, not only, okay, so this was not just unique to Rawhide, but this was all the gay bars. I'll have Troft peeing. I don't know if the straight bars do, but you know, where you pee in like the Troft thing and just the water comes down. - I never peed in one of those before. - Dude, okay. I could not pee in one of those until Sunday night, which meant that it was my poor fucking bladder, because I remember there was a wall of like urinals that were like all like just one ceramic wall of urinals. This is different. This is just like a tin. - Yeah, so he just said it's metal. Yeah, Tank just said it's metal. Yeah, we went someplace and they had one and it freaked him out too. - Yeah, I mean, and then you're trying to pee and they're like, other guys commenting on your cock, it's like, "Dude, I need to pee!" So. - Do they have toilets that you can go in and pee? - No, well, they'll have toilets, but there's no stalls around them. So it's just as open. - It's very much, don't comment on it, suck it. - Yeah, pretty much, and at rawhide, I got a, oh hi, grabbed my dick. I'm just like, "I need to pee!" And he was like, "Okay, this stuff." - Oh, oh, hi. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Not good. - Yeah, exactly. - That's not necessary. - So, you think? - Did he taste your beer? - No, no, no, no, no. Because if I can't even pee, I'm so fucking pee shy that I can't even pee in the trough. What do you think is gonna happen if someone wants me to pee on them or, you know, in their face? Yeah, that's gonna happen. - Oh my God. - That's the sign over John Goodman's bed, pee in the trough. (laughing) - Is that what her were calling her vagina now? - The trough. - The trough. - The trough. - Oh. - Well, okay, so I have to ask what all of our listeners want to know and quack-- - Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, we're not, so what happened after you grabbed your dick? - Oh, I just, I said, I'm sorry, and wrapped up and walked out. - You liar. - No, I really did, 'cause I bleed me. I had-- - After all the stories he told, you think he wouldn't tell us if he peed on somebody? - Yeah, right. I know, not only would I, I can't be on him, but I wasn't gonna let him try to suck me. It was crazy. - Was he gonna try to suck you at your pan? - Well, it's not as if that wasn't happening around me while I was trying to pee in the bathroom anyways. - Yes. - So-- - I wanna go to New Orleans. - I love that Taffy is getting more excited by these stories than I am. - Okay, so let me describe how raw hides set up, right? So it's this little bar you can't walk in, and there's like a pool table and a bar that kind of wraps around the side. And there's a bunch of guys kind of standing there and milling around, right? And the Danny and Training points back and goes back there, which is probably where there was two or three pool tables, but there's now one, and there's like, for some reason, light from the rest of the bar does not pass the threshold of that room. There's no doors, but yet light doesn't seem to be able to pass the threshold. You can't see what's going on from the front of the bar in the back of the bar. I'm not really quite sure what magic spells someone put on the room to be able to make that happen. And then, so there's the back room, and then there's a bathroom with the trough urinal, and then there's another bathroom with an actual door that I don't think anybody actually uses for a bathroom, but there is a toilet in there. And then there's another private bathroom that can, again, I don't think any of these are actually used for actual urinating or pooping since there are toilets in them as well, but he takes us back into the darkness to which there are all these guys lined up either like leaning against the pool table or against the back wall and cocks out, guys going down on them, you know, just everyone is kind of swarming around each other, watching whatever kind of event is happening. - God, I love the Orleans. - Whether someone's getting sucked off or whatever, and so-- - Does anybody getting fucked? - Not Friday night. (laughing) - Okay, all right, save it for later, save it for later. I'm sorry, keep going. - But there are people in each of the restrooms kind of doing all this stuff too, so there's like the mask, you know, dark room, and then there's, you know, the trough, you know, room where guys are, you know, someone's sitting on the toilet getting a blowjob and he could've been doing other stuff too, I just couldn't see. - So you may have actually witnessed a blumpkin? - Maybe, who knows? You know, there's a bunch of other guys kind of standing like between the restrooms and there's like people pushed against the corner. No, I don't think there was any fucking going on, again, not Friday night. And then the bathroom where there was, the bathroom with the actual toilet in it that could fit about 10 people, really close together, where there was someone becoming a lucky Pierre by the night. - On Friday night or on Saturday night? - On Friday night, actually. On Friday night, there was someone becoming a lucky Pierre in that bathroom, and actually, okay, this bar is, although it's dark, it's very, very white. And there were the- - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Now, is this like a certain establishment that perhaps taken I have been occasionally in our life where standing and watching such behavior is not necessarily frowned upon? - Oh, no, please. - Okay, that's what- - Although, although you have to understand, if you're standing and watching- - That means you're willing to participate in some way. - Well, at least get groped. - Yeah, gotcha. - And everyone's fairly good about, so if you push their hand away or their mouth away, they go. (laughing) - I am such a sheltered little gay. I swear to God, I- - And okay, and so let me just say this, I've seen a lot of things and bars in my time, right? I mean- - You've done a lot of things and bars in your time. - However, it was always kind of on the, you know, we gotta find a, you know, stash away in a corner 'cause heaven forbid we get busted. Buy the people who work there. They're handing out lube and condoms to guys to be able to go in the back room. - Taylor, you have no idea. I cannot, the enthusiasm you're hearing in my voice is because the first time I went to New Orleans, and I've told you about this when I went to the dungeon, I had never seen anything like it, and you wanna think that you're open-minded and you wanna think that you're adventuresome and all this other stuff, you cannot possibly imagine once you are standing. I literally was doing the whole, where my mouth is hanging open and I was afraid a dick was gonna fly in it. I mean, I was just like- - Yeah. - This is the greatest place I've ever been in my entire life. Again, I can listen to jazz, I can watch people fuck, and I can drink. How does it get in a Disney world for adults? - Oh, you. - Yeah, it was crazy in that room. And so, at some point, daddy in training, who's a wise man, realized that, okay, I don't have to entertain these boys anymore 'cause I've shown them the bars and he had to work the next day or whatever. So he's like, one o'clock in the morning, he's like, I've hit my limit, I need to go. Does that mean that Paz and I decide to go back to the hotel room? - No. - No. No, we've managed to circle the bars a couple more times and at good friends, I actually met someone who went to Eckerd College and lived in Heisen. - Oh, really? - Yeah, of course, it was like 10 years later, but. - Which makes him, you know, 23. - Right. - He was a little bit older than that. You look a little older than that. But. (both laughing) I did just really said it out loud that way, didn't I? So, and he was really, really nice. We were talking about Eckerd College and all this stuff about Eckerd and, great, you know, just chatting nice, he seemed like a really nice, preppy guy. I'd go to the bathroom with good friends, again, another trough thing. But they do have a stall-ish kind of, you know, they release a little bit of a wall and a toilet. So, I try to, you know, I pee over there. Next thing I know, Daddy and Training, and call him Julie McJurson. But. (both laughing) - Hello to all of our New York customers. - I know, right. (both laughing) That was Daddy and Training's nickname for him, not mine. But, so, the Eckerd College boy followed me in there and was like, "Why don't you pee next to me?" And I said, "I can't, I'm pee shy." And it just peed over my side. - He has performance anxiety. - Yeah. And so, I, you know, button back up and start to head out. And I'm, like, talking to him as I'm starting to head out casually. I don't like deep conversation while I'm peeing or while other people are peeing. He just, like, turns around, dicks still out, and kisses me. - Lord. - I love the fact that Rodan is the Puritan. (both laughing) - This is so awesome. - I know, right? I'm in this place and I'm like, "How would it be badass here?" No, I was like, "You're a little pussy man." (both laughing) And so, I'm like, "Oh, okay." And so, we kissed for a minute. And then, I just kinda, okay, I'll see it back out there. (both laughing) And I think he was a little disappointed. I don't know. - He did nothing. - Did nothing that night. And... (both laughing) - We're sponsored. - Yeah, so then, they go off to one of the other bars, you know, 'cause he was with a little group of friends and then, Paz and I went back to Rawhide, where he promptly picked up and left. Like, I actually go again to try to pee, for real, 'cause I'd figured out where the, like, the one place is you can go in the dark and kinda pee with that. - You know, it's amazing that the troughs are freaking you out, and you're freaked out by all the people who are getting little handies in the bathroom, yet you continue to go to the bathroom every five seconds or two days. (both laughing) - At that point, I had like seven drinks I had to pee. - I mean, it's, I have a little bladder. - I was gonna say he was a princess little, he was a princess little bladder in college. He was constantly needing to go to pee. - So, it's just, 'cause I drink a lot of fluid. I mean, I just drink a lot. - Well, well, shut up. So, I actually, I go and pee, I come back, again, pee, watch what's going on, pee, watch, you know, nothing really was going on, except for the lucky pair. Come back out, you know, at that point, I'm like, yeah, I don't care anymore. It looks better on you, X2. And so, I come back out and I see Pazee totally making out this random guy who shirtless, cut, I'm just like, what the fuck? He just looks at me and he goes, I'm leaving. And boom, he was gone. - Welcome to most of my college years going out with you. - Right, so he left me in the, you know, leather and Levi bar alone. Talk about dangerous. - Dangerous for them. (both laughing) - You would think, not so much. So, 'cause, yeah, I was fresh meat. - Now, how drunk were you at this point? - I wasn't, I could still push people's faces away. (both laughing) But however, they managed to get my zipper down frequently. So, that's how drunk I was. 'Cause I wasn't fast enough to realize what was going down when the zipper went down. I was fast enough to make sure they, no, no, no, no, I don't want that. So, but-- - Now, on Friday night, did you actually get back to the hotel room before sunup? - Yes, I got back to the hotel room around three. - God, that in itself is an accomplishment. - Yeah, Friday night back at three. Saturday night, we were actually both back but the hotel room at two. Last night-- - But were you alone? - Yes, yes, yes, I actually did not manage to, I'm trying to think of the right way to classify this without lying. I did not actually have sex. While I was there, I did get blown and there was moments where things could have happened and I said no at the last minute. - Okay, well, you're getting ahead of yourself, so. - Yeah, yeah, I was just, so that's Friday night, right? So Saturday, we go, we both need haircuts 'cause for some reason we didn't get haircuts before we went. (both laughing) - Well, when one goes to New Orleans, one has to get a haircut. - I know, right? It's random. The strangest thing is it's one of the best stories because we go to this like gay haircut place, this gay barber shop, I guess that's what they're called, you know, barber shops. And we go in and there's like this little lady cutting hair, and she wasn't really that old, but she was like, she was a hard 50. And this polar bear daddy is the only way I could say it. He's got this white beard down to his cheeks, shaved and then this like a sole patch that went down to his chest. - Oh, yeah. - Shock white. - I mean, white, white, white, right? And then Tats, you know, all of her stuff. - Santa Claus is a gay? - Yes, Santa Claus is a gay with bat wings. So (laughing) So Pazee ends up with polar bear daddy. I end up with hard 50. And so hard 50's like, you know, dragging on her cigarette, cutting my hair, not talking to me at all, right? Next thing I know, Pazee and polar bear daddy, the one thing I hear is, yeah, so the shop over here, what they sell is this colonoscopy, you know, where you stick a little camera in, you can see it, well, they sell that over at this head shop called Second Skin. And I just turn around and look at them and I'm like, "What the fuck are you talking about?" - Are you talking about the things that you swallow, the pillcams? - I didn't know anything about that, but they like sell like the little like, you know, scopy camera thing that you can stick in people's bums and see all their, their business. - Good Lord. - I know, and they're talking about this. And we weren't the only two people in the like, barbershop, there's like these like senior citizens getting their hair cut too, 'cause there was like three other barbers in there. And they're like talking about this shit in the middle. I'm like, what the hell are you guys talking about? And then so, you know, drag lady starts talking, you know, hard 50, talking to me about the, you know, something about the city and the new mayor and yada yada. I'm like, I don't care when I live here. Next thing I know, I hear, yeah, so his hand was completely gone and that's how he got into fisting. (laughing) That's all I heard. And I'm like, what? Again, like, what the hell are you talking about? And they, you know, they bring me to the conversation saying apparently there's this guy in New Orleans who lost his hand in some tragic chainsaw accident and now is really into fisting with his amputee arm. - What? - Because it, because he can get elbow deep. (gasps) In, in many a newbie to the fisting. So he like breaks him in. But he also has appendages that go on his nubbin. - Like a French tickler? - I, I, I again tried to tune out because I was horrified by the thought of stump and rectum. (laughing) - If I had more balls, I would totally name this episode stump and rectum, but okay. (laughing) So I'm just like, and the guy's like, yeah, you should go to the Phoenix, which is apparently the rawhide is junior level leather bar. - Oh, Jesus. - The Phoenix is apparently like hardcore. - Please tell me you went. - We did not. We, we never made it over to the Phoenix. And it's probably a good thing. - Well, we need to have something to look forward to when Taffy comes. - Exactly. Oh my God. So, and the worst thing about that stuff is, is that none of the bars lie to have cameras. - No, of course. - No, or phones. No texting, no calling, you know, nothing while you're in the bar. - Now, do they have cameras as you walk in? - Oh, there's cameras everywhere. - Yeah, it's gonna say, 'cause there are cameras everywhere as you go in. - Yeah, and there's cameras everywhere in the dark black room apparently. And so, the bartenders get to see what's going on, 'cause they have like monitors that see all the action in green, you know, the-- - That's the way the dungeon was too, yeah. - Oh, so yeah. So, and then positive management, a 10 minute sculpt massage from the polar bear daddy. I'm sitting there like, my haircut starts 10 minutes after, Pauseys and ends 15 minutes after, or 15 minutes before his does, 'cause he's getting like this sculpt massage, this intense, like, you know, I hear Pausey moaning over in the side kind of thing. - Jesus. - Bear daddy like (growls) Yeah, going at the scalp. It was Ricky. So yeah, Pauseys apparently very, very popular with the Bear Daddy crowd. - So, how was your haircut? My haircut's good. It's a little too short. - That's what you want to know, how was your hair? - I think some hairs may be singed by her lit cigarette while she was cutting my hair, but you know, apparently you don't tell them no, 'cause I was a little scared of her. So, it's like aunt Agnes cutting your hair. - Did you actually like go anywhere to eat or do anything? I mean, did you actually do anything? - We did, but it was, but we didn't do any like, touristy stuff, it was really just, we did the drunken debauchery thing the whole time. - That's the best, that's the absolute best thing to do there. - I don't know, I think next time I need to split that up between both the drunken debauchery stuff and like learning, you're doing more of the New Orleans historic stuff. - When? - Because now, I'm not gonna be able to watch Princess and the Frog without thinking about amputee-pisting. - When we went to New Orleans the very first time, we did not sleep until we got on the plane to head back home. Like, we did not lay head to pillow until we came back home. - Oh, I can see that. I mean, unfortunately, Paz, he got really, really tired out. I mean, so he had to sleep and kind of rest and stuff and come back to the hotel room. I could have walked, I mean, I love walking around the city and just kind of taking everything in, it was a trip. - But I mean, think about, we don't sleep anyways and we like to fuck and we like jazz and we like to eat. As soon as you, it would be time to go to bed, it would be like, oh my God, you know, we have to be at brunch in three hours. So we'll just get cleaned up and we'll just kind of sit down on the balcony 'cause we had a balcony that overlooked Bourbon Street and then watch all the drunk people who are trying to get back to their rooms at eight o'clock in the morning. There's just non-stop entertainment on an adult level. - Oh, yeah, no. - It's just ridiculous. - I did manage to have a lucky dog. I did have, we had Benier's, oh, we went to Cafe Benier, not Cafe de Montes. - Cafe de Montes, yeah. - I actually went to Cafe Benier twice and I did manage to the Ecker College guy, kind of cornered me, tried to get me to go into a threesome situation with him and the other guy and I backed out the last minute, like the bathroom door was closed kind of thing and I was like, no, I'm good. - So why were you so filled with chastity? - I, one, I was really not interested in most of the guys that were kind of doing that and then two, I was just, I was a little freaked out by it. - Wow, that's honest. - 'Cause to be honest and positive quite understand this about me is like he would walk down like completely empty alleys, like completely dark, complete, right? And I would say, no, you need to understand the risk before you go down anywhere. There's people on bourbon, there's security on bourbon. Walk down bourbon 'cause there's more people, he's like, well, I don't want to be around all those people. It's like, all your other friends here have said they've gotten mugged. - Yeah. - This is how, the gay bars are not necessarily like they're on bourbon, but they're off to the sides on, some of them are off to the side. And it's like, dude, why take the, and it wasn't even any shorter. So he would like, getting back to my point is that, it's that kind of stuff. So, you know, you're in this bar with all these people and it doesn't feel like the risk felt too big. - No, I gotcha. - Yeah. - So, you know, and I'm very much like, you know, I do crazy shit, but I like to understand what, you know. - You need to know your surroundings, you need to be comfortable with the surroundings before. So that you, so that you know your exit strategy should there be a need. - Right, and so I worked within my limits, but you know, when things, things got uncomfortable, I definitely kind of call the quits. But then, Eckert College got right. Not even the same guy that he wanted to have a threesome with me, 20 minutes later, getting like gangbanged in the back room at Rawhide, like guy after guy. - Oh my God. - Please tell me you watched. - I watched like one of them, and I was like, okay, I'm done. I'm like, it was one of those like dodge that bullet. So, yeah. - But you can see where there is an absolute way to get desensitized to all that. - Oh, I was. I mean, it was one of those like, this is freaky, and yet I don't care. Right, that's, that was the like-- - For the first 10 minutes, you're like, oh my God. And then after about 10 minutes, you're like, do you want to go get some, you know, bread pudding? - Yeah, and like, yeah, right, and like last night. - Like guys getting gangbanged. Do you want to go get bread pudding? - Yes. - The guys get gangbanked. Can I get a bignet? - Yeah. - And that's kind of what it's like though. I mean-- - Yeah, no, it is very much. Yeah. Let's, the guys getting gangbanked. Let's go get a bignet. Look at some art. Come back. He may be on a different guy by then. - I tried to get the Orlando group to go to New Orleans many, many, many times. I suggested it many times. I do know that there was all there, literally there was maybe five of us that could have actually handled it. And unfortunately, the two that could have handled it the best would not have been invited with the five of us that would have went. - Right. - But the majority of them-- - I think that would have been maybe too big of a group. - Yeah, well, I wouldn't have went, we really wouldn't have taken the whole group to that because it would not have been fun, but-- - But can you imagine unleashing John Goodman on the city of New Orleans talk about Hurricane Katrina being a national tragedy? (laughing) - No, because I think John Goodman in New Orleans with some of us, she would have been the silent stalker who sits in the corner and stares at all the people. John Goodman going with a group of people who she would never see again, like on a bus tour. Hell, half no fury. (laughing) Yeah. - Talk about the eye of the storm, the brown eye of the storm. - Oh, no. - Hey, but I did get to see Wicked again, which is an amazing performance too Sunday night, so. And then went back out to the bars until 5 AM. - Well, how was Easter at New Orleans? - Easter was, okay, Easter was very much like, 'cause you're coming home, you know, they're coming back to the hotel at 3 AM. All the bars, naked ladies, you know, Barker's still trying to get you into the strip clubs. - Sure. - And that's the one view, and then you wake up the next morning and you're out on the streets at 10 o'clock, and it's Easter bonnets, and kids, and, you know, Easter parade, and, you know, people dressed as the Easter bunny all over the place, handing out beads. It was just, it was like bipolar sitting. - Let me down the ass. - It was weird, and then we went to the gate. - Come here, little girl, you want some beads? Show me your tits! (laughing) - And then we went to the gate. - I want to go on record. Tank is sitting right beside me. I have never, ever lifted up my shirt in New Orleans, nor will I ever. - Did Tank pull out his dick for beads? - I did not actually see anybody without a dick. - She got very quiet. - No, I said no. - Oh. - Would Tank throw pull out his dick for beads? - Would you pull out your dick for beads at New Orleans? - No, I didn't say anything about New Orleans. I said I could be over the house in 20 minutes. I would throw beads out of it. (laughing) (sighing) - Oh. - Ain't no beads. - Ain't no beads. - Oh. - I'd give him a concussion if I threw anal beads out of my (laughing) - I don't know. Some of the beads that they had that they were throwing. - Oh, the ones that are the size of your fist? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And there's like this drag queen whipping them out. I was just like, oh my God. (laughing) - Or stump, as it were. - Yeah, the gaze for, okay. So the gate Easter parade was lame. But the gaze who dressed up for Easter were hilarious 'cause everybody was wearing like big oversized Easter bonnets. Not like Black Lady Church. Like Black Lady Saturday Night Church bonnets. It was-- - It's in Germany. - Loved it. - Yeah, that was my coat pilot. - Not Denny's at 2 a.m. bonnets. But we're talking like, you know, two, three foot wide and tall Easter bonnets just decorated to the hill. It was-- - Please tell me you have pictures of some of this. - Well, and that's the thing is that I got some, I took video of the lame Easter parade. And so I have to say how much that's really usable. I missed a couple of the people 'cause I couldn't get my camera out fast enough to take their picture 'cause it was like one, I was a little drunk at that point, Sunday afternoon. - Sunday afternoon, of course. (laughing) - Excited Sir, drinking at like noon. - I keep thinking of the designing women episode when they're New Orleans. I am wide. He is black and significantly younger than I am. (laughing) - I didn't, I'll set a random bit of meeting with someone. I met, remember like many seasons ago on the show, Butler, the guy I referred to as Butler the one, I was supposed to go to-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - To go to Dallas with and see Avenue Q. And he ditched me at the last minute and I took Goonee instead. So he was there with his new partner and we hung out for like Sunday afternoon watching the Easter parade and stuff. And so that was really cool 'cause we got kind of closure on that whole situation from two years ago. And so he sent me a really nice text message apologizing for ditching me at the last minute for Avenue Q and so it was cool 'cause it was another one of those were like, one day we're dating, we're fine. The next day all of a sudden he's like, yeah, I can't see any more. I'm moving to New Orleans tomorrow kind of thing. - Well I'm glad you got to see him though. - Yeah, that's cool. - Yeah. And he's cute. - Jesus. - So were you happy to be home? - Oh my God, you have no idea. I'm so fucking exhausted. Four and a half hour drive back 'cause we had to go to Baton Rouge to do something for Pazee. I'm just like, I was done. I didn't know that to go back to work in a couple hours. - Well the fact that you spent all of last weekend with drunken, you know, 24 year olds, I get to spend all of the rest of my week with roided out 24 year olds, no. I'm going to the-- - That does sound like my weekend. - Yeah, cheerleading college nationals. - Again, it's fun to stay proud. - Yeah, probably, he wouldn't surprise me a bit. And Taylor will be in camp. - Yeah, you're dealing with, you know, roided out 24 year olds, I'm dealing with crying, bereaved, 15 year olds all weekend. - That's 'cause they've spent a weekend with Rodan-- - I'm getting same crap. Oh. - My butthole still hurts. No, it's, yeah, this is my annual camp that's coming up this weekend. So I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking, I'm kind of looking forward to it. I'm just-- - I can't believe it's that time of year already. - Yeah, well, yeah. And we actually were doing it a little bit earlier, which actually hopefully will be good for the weather. So it won't be too terribly hot, like it usually is by the end of April. We have almost a full camp. I think we're supposed to have 61 out of 64. Slots are open right now, are filled, rather. So-- - Wow. - And I'm in the teen cabin. So that's always interesting. It was originally, I was gonna be with teenage boys and then we only had two teenage boys that applied. So now it's two teenage boys and six teenage girls. - Oh my gosh. - Ages 16 and 17. And-- - You'll be good, you'll be good with all the girls though, no question. - Yeah, and I mean, for the two boys, from what I understand, the one is a little difficult, but if you just sort of puff yourself up early on, he backs down right away. So I'll be doing that. So it's just one of these where it just feels like, okay, there's these two guys and six girls and one of the things that I usually do as an icebreaker or just something to do if we have time to kill is the human knot. (laughing) So I'm just imagining where all of a sudden with these girls screaming, "Ew, he's got a boner in the middle of this group." And then I'm trying to tell this kid, it's okay, it's natural, it happens to everyone, except for me because vagina grosses me out. - Well, you could say, we're gonna do the human knot and everyone has to wear their bathing suits. I mean, it could be worse. - Jesus. - Oh, no. - Oh. - So, all right. - Well, I'm sorry, I talk so much today. - No, that's-- - No, it's wonderful. I'm glad to hear about it. - Yeah, we were very much looking forward to this and we figured it didn't make any sense for us to have a show, given you are gonna have this big story and then you not be there. So we just decided to wait for you. So I'm glad we did. - It's all. - On a side note though, only for a few minutes, we did go to the golf port art walk on Friday night and Taylor and I got the beautiful ones stuck in our head. - Oh God. Oh yeah, we didn't talk about that. We were supposed to debate about that tonight. - Cut to he and I screaming, screaming singing the last, you know, three minutes of the song, the baby, baby, baby, baby. - Oh my God. - Only you in the middle of golf port. It was fabulous. - Surrounded by seniors and lesbians. - Yes. - You know, selling olive oil soap and performing in a jug band off to the side. I mean, it was crazy. - It was insane. We did see pretty on parade though. - Yeah. - It was beauty. - Yeah, it was definitely in our walk. The next time, Brodian, the next time you come down, we will have to, if you're scheduled at a time, if you schedule at a time when they're having the art walk, we'll definitely have to go down there and have dinner and stuff. 'Cause there's a bunch of great little new places that I really want to try. - Cool. - And the next time you get a weekend off, you can invite Taylor and I over and we'll come over. We'll come out to New Orleans. Can you imagine, we should get Pat and Melody to meet us down there and all of us go to New Orleans. - Melanie and Stacy, I think are going Mother's Day weekend? - Well, they could have invited us. I don't recall getting that invitation to you. They invited us to Chicago and we never took them up on the offer. - Okay, the only thing to do in Chicago is to eat pizza and visit Oprah that what can we do in New Orleans? - There's more to do than, Ricky just got back from Chicago. He had one over time. - Well, but he was in a sling the whole time. - Not all of us can be gender bears, come on. - Hey, actually, did you and Bob do the camp, you guys didn't do the camping, the gay camping thing, did you? - Gay camping thing. - There was a gay camping thing. - Yeah, I remember there was a gay camping trip that you guys had talked about going on. - It was like last weekend or two weekends ago and the wild somewhere and-- - Like Colorado or someplace? I remember talking about that. - No, no, no, no, this was like in Florida. - Oh, I don't know. - Like, Ricky went and-- - I know, what? - Apparently, like Ricky went and a couple other like bearish type people I know. - Well, I didn't, not every bear in the area went. It's not like, you know, Ricky Blue into one of these big, you know, elk horns. We all went running. (laughing) - Gay men, assemble. - Yeah, we all suddenly just like looked up from grazing. Some pork, you know, green carcass in the middle of a field. (laughing) - Oh my God, remember next week I need to talk about the whole gay classifications 'cause that's crazy. - All right, oh God. - We will have to do that. Well, look, you guys, let's wrap it up. - We are 42 minutes boys, yes. - Yeah, we need to wrap it up 'cause I need to edit before I go away to camp this weekend. Thank you all very much for listening to episode 140. As always, you can go to our blog which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-350-1287 and we had a call tonight and I totally forgot to play it but I will play it on the next show. It's from that David, that blue jeans guy. And be our friends on Facebook at potismicopilot.com. No, be our friends on Facebook at the potismicopilot page and okay, so I love potismicopilot and you can be my friend on Twitter @PIMCTailor. - So would Stumpfucking be like tub thumpers? - Yeah. - Stumpers, what was that song? I get knocked down but I get up it again. Wasn't that by some group that sounded like Stumpfuckers? - Chumpa-wubba, Chumpa-wubba, Chubby-wubby, Maui-wowie. - Now I'm Chumpthumpers, tubthumpers. - Tubthumpers, the name of the song. - Tubthumpers sounds like something that would be dirty. - And if you guys heard the whole story about the guy in the census or the guy at the down syndrome, a lot of the guy in the closet, that story, yet. - What? - There's this kind of like urban legend going around now about how this guy with a high functioning down syndrome locked a midget in a closet saying a leprechaun or a troll was in his house. - An evil monkey in his closet? - Yeah, the story keeps morphing but I heard it like five times over the weekend and every time it was slightly different. So if you hear it, it's whoever's telling you that it's not really a friend of a friend. Just so you know. - Rodan, Rodan is telling you that. - All right, everybody. Well, thanks very much for listening. This is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And Rodan. - Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to "Hod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)