[music] Easter is on the way, and according to Babaloo, Taylor is not only risen, he's ready for a second coming. It's Pot is my co-pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle, Huffington, and Ro Dan. Take it away, kids. Hi. He's just dumb. [laughter] Shut up! -Let me do it! -So the man's drunk tonight. -Let me do it! That's what he says to his days. Shut up and let me do it! [laughter] No, no, it's bent over. So, you've just downloaded episode 139 of Pot is my co-pilot with your host, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. -R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R. -And Taylor the Latte boy. -Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye! -And this is your drunk co-host, Ro Dan. -Are you really drunk? -I, this is, I'm on my fifth drink. -Oh Jesus! -Jesus! -Now, it's not a bad-- -It is a school night. -I know, right? -It was only like nine o'clock there. -Jesus Christ. -And I have a meeting at 7.30 in the morning, so, yay! Actually, I just got in from dinner with a friend. -No. -I see air quotes when he's-- -I know, it sounded like I said air quotes. It sounded like air quotes, man. -With air! -I can actually see the air quotes on the track right now. -I think it was one of those, like, let's go up for dinner and see if we're like each other and then see if we'll be friends or fuck buddies later. I think that may have been where it started. We'll see. -Well, can't you be friends and fuck buddies? -Probably. -You don't have to be one or the other. Oh, oh. -So, the funny part about the guy I was up with is that he's a Minnesotan scuba diver. -I thought you were going to say Minister. -No. -But he's a Minnesotan scuba diver. -Right. So, in my brain, I have a vision of him in, like, two feet of snow with a scuba tank on and a mask just looking at white stuff trying to make the snow angel. So, that's the visual I have of him scuba diving in snow. -Taylor, do not answer this question. Bradan, what a scuba stand for. -Oh, I used to know this. -Don't look it up either. Don't cheat. -I'm not looking it up. I don't remember anymore. -Is it wrong to say the only reason I know this is because of an episode of Family Ties? -Yes. -Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. -I knew the breathing apparatus, but I just can't remember the rest. You think I'd remember underwater. Because that's usually where you hold their heads. -Only when I'm done with it. -Until they stop kicking. 'Cause it's like they'll stop kicking. We're going to play a game. Who can hold their breath along this way? -It's called, "Let's make my dick blow air bubbles." -Right. -You know how some people, like, erotic asphyxiation. -Yes. -This is just deviation on that. -I'm not sure the idea of being held underwater while someone's fucking me is zero in my life. -I agree. -That's going to be a negative for me, by the way. -Oh, it's even worse. He actually knew what a podcast was. -Uh-oh. -Did you tell him about the podcast? -I did. 'Cause normally people around here have no idea what a podcast is. Well, it's loitunes. [laughter] It's normally the response I get. -You've got one of those new fangirl compute tours at our work. It's up half the wall. -And I shouldn't know better 'cause he's from Minnesota and, you know, he's... -They have a Prairie Home Companion there. -Well, you know, he's from Minneapolis and then he lived in San Diego. So he's a little bit more acidified. -So you went on a date with Prince? -His name is Prince, but he is funky. -No. -He's a paramedic. -So you had a scuba diver and a paramedic in the same week? -No, a scuba diver is a paramedic. -Exactly, thank you. -So he can give himself CPR if something happens with his tank? -Apparently, yes. -I'm sorry. -He's very bendy. -He's got to be able to hold his breath for quite a while. -That's the hope. [laughter] -The title tab is on 139. That's the hope. Thank you, Rodin. -Oh, my God. So, okay, to ask the taffy question, who would play him in a movie? -We need a visual. We need a visual reference when we're talking about him. -I don't know. I wasn't thinking about... -Which Falcon Video Pack member would he actually be? -I don't think he would knowingly admit this, although he did listen to the Bear Talk podcast and was not impressed, apparently. -He used to listen to B-Talk? -Yeah, B-Talk. -I thought Ricky and I were the only two people that listened to that show. -That's because he's a ginger bear. -It's from ginger bear monthly. [laughter] -Ginger bear quarterly. -It's more refined. -Is there enough ginger bears for a monthly magazine? -It's more refined. -It's the other GQ. Like the other white meat, it's the other GQ. Ginger bear quarterly. -He's a little bearish, but he's cute. He's like 5'10". -700 pounds. -Oh, he's like 5'10". -Taylar. -200, 220. -So is he like a Kevin James type? -No, much thinner than that. -Okay. -He's not like Hallmark. -Nothing wrong with being a Kevin James type. [laughter] -I'm trying to get him a mental image. -You just said Taylor looked like Kevin James? That was nice. -I didn't say that out loud. -He kind of did. -I did not. -When he edits this, it's going to sound like you did. [laughter] -When I put various words that you say together to make it sound like that, yes. -Taylar looks like, yeah, Kevin James. -And he has the biggest cock of any roommate I've ever had. [laughter] -I don't know who would play him. -Does he have blonde hair, brown hair, black hair? -Oh, brown hair, beard, goatee. -He did not have a goatee. -Does he have a Prince Albert? -There was no sexification where he had a restaurant. -Oh, is he very good? You handled the trick question very well. [laughter] -I don't know, and he won't unlock his pictures on Adam for Adam. -So he has naked pictures on Adam for Adam? -Okay, okay, hold on. -Apparently, what? -What the hell's a Prince Albert? -Oh, shut up, you know what a Prince Albert is. -A Prince Albert is piercing your cock? -A Prince Albert is piercing your cock? -Is a piercing in your cock. -Okay, well, apparently Tank knows what it is, because he just, I'm impressed that you know what it is. -You used to have one who was in the military. That's what made him really popular. -Did you just ask your husband if he has a Prince Albert? Don't you pretty much spend about 90% of your time down in that general area? [laughter] Nothing tells me you would have chipped your tooth by now, had you not found it. -Hold on a second. Say this loud enough, what? -From what I understand, gentlemen who have a Prince Albert have to sit to pee because the stream splits. -Worse, worse, worse. So, don't I tell the stories to broadcast? -I know, but I think you're going to need to now. -Where I was blowing some guy who used to have a Prince Albert, and it was out, and he was ready, you know, as blowing some guy who's ready to come, and the next thing I know, it's like all over my face, and his cock is still in my mouth because it blew out the blow hole. -Oh, my God! [laughter] -Because, you know, we have a Prince Albert, there's a hole in the top, and a hole, you know, and it goes through, like, your pee hole at the end, and, you know, the piercing rides the whole kind of length of that. And so, apparently, to pee, you have to hold it down, you know, hold that spot or pee sitting down, like Tank said. -Okay, next time you tell a story like that, you need to prepare me so that I can have Tank holding a camera ready to take Taffy's picture because I can only imagine the look on her face right now. -It was, and I was a little drunk when that happened, and I was trying to figure out what happened where-- -It's like a bidet. [laughter] -Well, it just, like, it came out the blow hole versus the end. -A blow hole of a day tomato tomato. [laughter] That might be the most disgusting story ever told on this. [laughter] And that is saying a lot, considering Glumpkin, and I can taste your beer, and I'm like, "You might have won an award, sir! I took a hat to you, because that is disgusting." -Yeah. -Oh, my God. [laughter] I think I just fell in love with Rodeo. [laughter] -Okay, this was way back when I was, like, you know, a sophomore in college, though. -Who did you sleep with that had a Prince Albert? Was it somebody that I knew? -No, it was some local St. Petersburg guy. -Some drifter that you picked up behind the dunes. -He was a past Eckert College graduate, not a current college student. -He was a professor, offered him a warm place to sleep and a can of, you know, corn chowder for the road. [laughter] -No. Apparently he gave you corn chowder all over your face. -He's always waiting for that. -Yeah. -Oh, God. [laughter] -You said, "Let me show you my big train." -I'll give you some corn chowder for some man chowder. [laughter] -Bye, Kevin. We'll see you next week. [laughter] -Oh, my God. -Yeah, so I generally don't like the Prince Albert's after that experience. -Well, now that we've renamed it to the baby Beluga, I would absolutely buy. [laughter] I don't know how to feel about that story. -That's why you know that tank has never had one. -Oh, wow, good. -As long as things come out the right hole, you're fine. -You mean as long as things come in the right hole? Never mind. All right, moving on. -All right, all right. See, there's the line. Okay, you know it's bad when Rodan tells a story like that and you're the one who crosses the line. [laughter] -And actually, Rodan has a story that he never got to tell last week about something about being called Daddy. -Oh, shit. -Do tell. -No, I'm trying to remember what that was. -He needs the theme music right now. -All right. -Okay. -I mean, when you can't remember what story goes with what name, again, a tip of the hat to you, sir. -Well, we've started to talk about this, I think, a couple other times, and I don't know what's happened in recent times. -You've gotten old. -Well, I think I've crossed an age barrier. An age-income barrier. -Oh, my God. -Because-- -An age-and-come barrier? -No, an age-and-income barrier. -Oh, I like how you said, like, "age-and-come." Like, that was your, you know, like, James Bond name. Agent-come. -I'm agent-come. -Come. Agent. [laughter] -I think we're all drunk. -Wow. -Come. Agent. [laughter] -Oh. -Okay, so-- -He's a man. -Okay. What does "come" stand for? The center for under-age-man? -I'm a man! [laughter] -I'm a man! -I'm just going to say that's easy. -It's set up for under-age-man. -Oh. -Okay, so the agents have come. So-- Okay, so I'm coming up. -A man pussy. -Oh, my. -I've crossed this line. -I've crossed this line. And I don't know what to do to uncross it or what's happened. But I-- Earlier this year, I had sex with a couple of, you know-- -Tender gardeners. -No, between 18 and 22, that range of kind of student in this area, right? And so since then, not only have they kind of come or wanted to come back for more, agents have come, but also, I'm getting hit up by all these 19, 20, 21-year-old guys online wanting to meet up. And so it freaks me out because, I mean, this guy, the one last weekend was hot. I mean, hot, hot, hot. -What's freaking you out about it? Because they're old enough to be my child? -Exactly. -Or his child. -Right. -Shut up. -No, no, you're at an age now where if you were like 16, you could have a 19-year-old. -I know. He models naked for the art class at ULM. -Okay. -So he's hot, right? And he's like all-- like he said he was trying to come onto me at some bar and I ignored him and that he really wants to meet me. And he just like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "I don't remember him ever." -I don't remember him ever. -I remember Danzen rolled it at the university. -Would you like to come in and see my etchings? They're of you. -Yeah. -So I just-- this is like the fourth guy in about two weeks who's like, "Come onto me." And he's no older than 21. And I don't want to be a daddy. I already raised my first husband. -Okay. I think you answered within your telling the story. You answered your own question. -Why? How? When? -You said at one point that this guy went and talked to you at the bar and you ignored him. -Yeah. 'Cause I'm not looking for-- -Okay. So you are pretty much now the challenge. -Oh. -And within this little circle of twinks within Monroe, Louisiana now. Suddenly there is this year of sunlight contest that is which one is going to be the one that knabs the youngest of all the daddies in town. -Right. That's a good point. -Your Mount Everest. -I know, right? I need to lose some weight. -Wow. Okay. -Okay. Okay. -Okay. Five pounds in summer. It's not that cool. -You gained five pounds since summer? -Yeah. But it's not pretty. -Well, five pounds. I mean, it's not like your lollipop where if she gains five pounds, it looks like she's about to die. Or she loses five pounds. It looks like she's, you know-- -She's Skeletor. -Yeah. I mean, I don't mean that there's respectfully on the same way. Five pounds, either way, is sometimes negotiable. -Well, like, for this, this is like that five pounds where it's, it's like-- -All underneath. -It's like all my belly and it's like the uncomfortable five pounds. Like, I could gain 15. I'd be okay because I'd just be, you know-- -Jolly. -Yeah. And if I lost another five pounds, it wouldn't be a big deal. But this five pounds is like, it drives me crazy because it's like one pant size. -That's the one. -Okay. I do feel your pain in that because I occasionally have those times where now granted I do feel now granted I go between being, you know, a grapefruit and an orange. But I mean, it's one of those where it's that five pounds can be where you're in the morning you're trying to get the button's pants. -The button's pants. -The pants buttoned and it's a nightmare. So I do understand what you're saying there as I'm sure many of our listeners do. -So I don't want to be the Monroe Daddy and I-- -But here's the problem. Here, analyze the problem, darling. You don't want to be the Monroe Daddy, but you like fucking 20-year-olds. -I don't though. I mean, I really-- -Then stop! This isn't difficult! If you don't want to fuck 20-year-olds, don't. -It was twice. It was two moments of weakness. -Okay. -Let's refer back to the tape. We have multiple episodes of you talking about banging all these like 19, 18, 21-year-old guys. -Okay. -If you don't like it, don't do it. -Then stop going to twinklebell.com. -Twinklebell.com. -Twinklebell.com. -And hence, therefore, I've been spending more time at like bare 411 versus manhunt. And I have some 19-year-old who like wants to move in. I'm like, "Dude, you're 19. He's cute, but he's 19." -Oh, my God. -You're hopeless. -You're hopeless. -He's cute. I could see him naked if he lived here, but I don't want him to move in. But if he did, then maybe my penis would fall in his ass. -No, that's a good reason. -He'd fall in his ass over and over and over again. -Yes. -You're a man. -He's 19. He says he's a top, whatever. -Yeah. All 19-year-olds are tops until the first time they're about them. -We're about three seconds. -Yeah. -I was a top when I was 19. -Oh, yeah, that's right. -Yeah. We all know how that turned out. -It was like that scene with Madeline Kahn in "Young Frankenstein." [laughter] -Oh, you can't be serious. I'm a... Oh, my God. What? [breathing heavily] -I'm engaged. But I didn't. It was never that time. Oh, wait. Oh. Oh. [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] -I love Madeline Kahn just because of that scene. -I love Madeline Kahn. You have to love Madeline Kahn. I think that's a law. -Yeah. So, too soon. [laughter] -Oh, yeah. That's right. She's dead. Poor dead, Madeline Kahn. [laughter] -Poor dead. [laughter] -That's a title. Poor dead, Madeline Kahn is definitely a title. [laughter] -I'm bored. -So, what have you guys been up to? -We shopped today. -We did. We both had the day off from work. -We did. -We did. -And we were the ladies who lunch. -We were just silly. We made all the people who waited on us giggle. -Yeah. -Really? And not cry like you normally do? -Well, no. -No. Ironically, no. We had really good service all day today, knock on wood, that we didn't have any problems with anybody. In fact, at one point, I may have called Taffy a whore in front of a sales person, and she just kind of giggled. I think you called me a whore in front of one of the sales people, and I think you referred to me as a hag, as I referred to you as my gay husband. And then I think I referred to you as something else with her, too. I don't know what. -And we may have bumped and grinded up against the counter at an express. -We did. -Wow. -Yeah. -And express? -Yeah. -I have no humor at an express. -No, they were very funny. The little guy working there was funny, and the two girls that were working were all giggly and, of course, I'm sure as soon as we left, they were like, "Did you see that?" And we were like, "Did you see this bad old people in real life?" [laughter] -And we may have told the one girl, when she said that she was born in 1987, that we hated her. Loudly as we were leaving the store. -She was like, "I was--" because we were like, "I said what? You were born in 1984?" She goes, "1987." We're like, "Oh, my God. We're leaving now. We hate you." She's like, "Get going." -The one guy was born in 1991. -Oh, God. That's the young girl. -Oh, my God. -I know. Anyway, sorry. Go back, express. Oh, that's insane. -Oh, God. 19-year-olds are running around. We're born in the year. Oh, God. -Oh, no. -Now I'm depressed. -You're so old. -Oh, God. Next year's my 20-year high school reunion. -It's true. -Holy shit. -I need to lose 800 pounds in the next eight of her. [laughter] -So, you're going to be negative 4, not enough to be negative 6-5. -Negative 490, really? If I lose 800 pounds, that's the number you came up with? Motherfucker? [laughter] Finally, the show will be mine. We need to cancel one of our outs. [laughter] -Wow, we do. -So patient, 139 episodes. -So patient. [laughter] -Join us next week on Potters My Co-Pilot with Taffy, Tank, Lollipop, and Badaloo. -The Taffy Family. -Nost that she didn't say the little is Huffington because she knows that that would be the one that takes over the next chapter of Potters My Co-Pilot. -Well, right now, the little is Huffington, Lollipop, and the little Carlisle are in Manhattan, and I've already received about 127 Texas. They started off like this. Apparently, Lollipop is perfect. Oh, okay. And then the second one came back of -- the second one came from Lollipop that said, "Yes, my sister and my grandmother are fighting." And I said, "Well, since your grandmother is an infant and will not fight fair, please be on your sister's side." And then I got silence for a little while, and then all of a sudden it flared back up again, so God helped them all. I don't know who I feel sorry for more, except I -- no, that's not true. I feel sorry for the gentleman who is delivering the room service because that's the one that's going to get it in the long run. -Yeah. -When Lollipop flings the door open and goes, "Park the table anywhere! I don't care!" That's -- yeah. -So are they seeing shows, or what are they doing in Manhattan? -They're doing a tour tomorrow. Apparently they signed up for a Project Runway tour. They're going to go to Bryant Park and Atlas, and they're going to go to the Garment District. We have someone in the family who works in the Garment District, and they're going -- she's going to take the little Huffington on a tour. And then tomorrow nights are going to a show. -The baby, there's lots of family in the Garment District, I'm sure. -I know. -Wow. -Hey. -And they're going to some show tomorrow night, and they're shopping, and I don't know. I don't know. All I know is that when we got home from dinner, we fucked throughout the house loudly, so I'm happy my children are gone for a little while. Frankly. That's about it. I got to shop with Taylor today, and I got fucked by Tank tonight all in all, a plus. -That's what I say. You spent your day with your two husbands. -Exactly. -She even referred to me at one point. We were in a store, and I was getting cologne, and the woman behind the counter. The woman who heard me call her a whore, said, "You know, and how are you all, you know, how are you all related to one another?" She was like, "That's nice." -What nationality was she? -Old. -Old. -That was her nationality. She was old. I don't know. She was very nice. -She was very nice. Guess what cologne I bought today. -Because apparently it's 1998. -Oh. -Aqui did you? -No. -No. And Tappy don't say anything. What is something that I used to wear back when you and I were living together? -You bought Jup. -No. -Oh, God. I love Jup. -Oh. -Oh, I love Jup. -Farenheit? -No. -No. Farenheit, I would never leave the house. I would spray it into jockstraps and just hold them up. [laughter] Again, high-paul if you're still listening. -Wait. Tank has farenheit. -What? -Pinks just to know like, "Yeah, what?" You both may find yourself woken up sometime this evening with Taylor writing your husband. -Wow. Just another typical Sunday night. -I got. Shut up. I got it. Clinique happy for men. -Oh, my gosh. I was looking for recently for you, actually. -Really? -They sell it at Nordstroms apparently. But we went into Bath and Body Works at one point and they have some new, it's called Orange orgasm or something. I don't know what the name of the shower gel and stuff is, but I smelled it. I'm like, "This reminds me of Clinique happy for men." And I was cleaning out my bathroom yesterday and got rid of a bunch of old cologne. I thought, "I have no cologne." So I was like, "I want Clinique happy for men." Plus, it's relatively more inexpensive than some of the other colognes that are out there. So I figured it was within my budget. -You got a pretty good size bottle. -I got a huge bottle of it for like $47. -For like $45. -Yeah. -You're good. -Yes. -You did Babaloo enjoy it when you got home. -He did. He came and he's like, "You're wearing cologne." And I'm like, "I know I bought cologne." -That's because he bathed. -Yes. Shut up. -No, we went to the international and we went to the Creighton barrel. And then we went to downtown Eboard and we went to Urban Outfitters. And we went to the Cheesecake Factory. We're all over the place. -Yeah. It was a fun day. -We were very giggly. -Yeah. I got to drink in the middle of the day, which I don't ever get to do when we have lunch because I'm working. So I got to have a Georgia peach from the Cheesecake Factory. -Is that my new nickname? -Yes. -Yes. -I ate Taffy out in the middle of the Cheesecake Factory. -That does sound about right. -He did break my car. -Yes. -Okay. How did you break her car? -We were fucking-- [laughter] -As you know, vehicular sex is something that I approve of. -That is a good point you do approve of. -I broke her O shit handle. I went to pull my fat ass up from the chair and grabbed an O shit handle and it broke. -Oh, you broke her O shit handle. -Yes. -Which, again, sounds like vehicular sex. -Yes, it really does. Yes, I'm taking it in the morning so it's no big deal. -Okay. Well, I apologize. -That's okay. I'll take it out of your ass. I'm not worried. [laughter] -Well, my increasingly smaller ass. -Oh. -Yes, he's dropping the LBs pretty quick. -Well, I wouldn't say that, but I dropped some water weight, but now I am in-- -Did you weigh yourself? I thought you were going to. -No, I'm not, but it was a transition to get me to where I could talk about walking. -So you didn't have to talk about vehicular sex anymore? -Yes, with you. I didn't want to talk about that anymore because I do have to go to sleep at some point tonight and I don't want to wake up at a cold sweat screaming. [laughter] -Ooh! Get off me! Oh, oh, oh. [laughter] -Yes, I walked today too. -Did you? -Yep. -Yes. I talked a couple of weeks ago about the Nike Plus iPod thing and tried to get taffy to buy one last week and I'm glad that I didn't because I actually really don't care for it anymore. -Take it back. -Why is that? -Because it's not measuring my distance properly. I went for a walk around a park, a small park by my old house that if you walk around the entire perimeter of the park it is one quarter mile and I walked around it ten times and at the end of the ten times, which is two and a half miles, it said that I had walked like 1.73 miles. -Oh. -So a couple of days ago last week when I walked for what felt like, you know, seven hours trying to get my three point, you know, one miles in or whatever because I tried to walk an actual 5K to see how long it would take me and it said it took me like 26 minutes a mile and I freaked out for two days about it. I probably walked like five or six miles that night and didn't realize it. -So it's not registering your steps very well. -No, it's not registering the steps. So I'm using it for distance instead where it just says, and that was the thing tonight. Taffy does something where she talked about on the blog where she knows that she has to get to a certain point by a certain part of a song and I just plugged in 45 minutes so then it counts down every five minutes. You have walked for ten minutes. You've walked, you know, you're halfway there and then it starts counting down five minutes, four minutes, three minutes and I knew I was pretty close to the house. So I scared all of my neighbors who were being dinner when it was like the scene in Jurassic Park when all of their water glasses are shaking as I'm running down the middle of my street trying to get to the front of my house by the end of the, it was, I'm sure a delight for the eyes. -No, I have to do that. I have to have small, you know, it's shocking that I have to set goals for myself, but I, you know, it's one of those things where I have to be at the brick house by the end of the song, you know, because you can, you know, you know the riff of the song, you know, about how much you have left and then if you, and then then my theory is is if I don't make it to then by the end of the song, then the next time I walk it, I have to, you know, I mean, you have to set a precedent and then you have to reach the precedent to set the next one and I don't know, that, that just works for me. I mean, I can't, I can't do the whole thing that you do where you, I have to, I watch something called a watch or a clock. See, that's how I know how fast I walk. I don't need anything that I, when I take a step, it tells me how fast I'm walking. I look at a clock. I leave it five o'clock and I come back at five forty two, it took me forty two minutes. That's how I figure it out. Well, aren't you smart? But math is hard and junk. Now that, that's the, I'm just trying to do this where I, if anything, I can hit the button on, it's, I'm using the same thing where if you hit the button on the eye touch, it will say the voice. It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be within the five minutes or ten minutes. So to say you've been walking for eight minutes, thirty two seconds, you know, so I can use it in that regards, but I know that, I know that Ricky uses it and Ricky loves it. And I still like the fact that I'm using it and I, I plug it in and it, it uploads all of my information on Nike.com and, and all that, but, and I also created a little mini person for myself, which now I have a screensaver that says, you know, my total miles, even though they're wrong and my average pace, which is wrong and, you know, all that stuff. But it says the number of workouts that I've done with my Nike plus I've worked, I've worked out seven times. That's awesome. Yeah. Nice. Seven times in like two weeks, a week and a half or something you've done. I mean, you've been pretty consistent. I'm doing it every other day. Yeah. That's good. And allow your body to rest the one day. Right. And that will eventually, you know, I just got to saying, right, and I'm getting ready to completely contradict myself. I mean, I will be probably adding a day this week. So instead of every other day, I might have a couple of days or, but then I might only do, you know, a mile walk or I might go to the gym and ride a bike or something where it's not necessarily that high impact as it is that's walking on the, and that's what you should do. I mean, you know, I, I got in the habit of doing two miles, three or four times a week, and then off on my off days doing something that was much lighter, walking the dog around the neighborhood, maybe you're, you know, doing we, the we fit or something like that. It's not good on your body to do a high impact every single day. And every doctor in the world will tell you that, you know, do cardio one day waits the next day. So you're doing it right. And you, you will, you'll be amazed that one morning you'll wake up and you'll put your pants on and you'll be like, what the fuck? Because they're going to be, it, it'll happen. It really will happen overnight where it'll just be a huge difference. Well, I hope so because I'm tired of, I'm tired of my ass hanging out the back of my pants all the time, pretty much is the, that's anytime I bend over that, just because I'm at that weight where everything, just the way things hang. And I know this is kind of gross, but it's just why I feel like if I bend over, I've got a coin slot sticking out the back of my pants and I'm tired of it. So that's why I'm constantly throwing things in front of him. Yes. Oh, I'm sorry. I dropped my pencil. Will you pick that up? Yes, Taffy. I handed to her. She dropped. Oh, I dropped it again. I'm not dad. Nick Coleman for Christ. We're good. Look, I got a gun out there in that person, man, look, I got a gun out there in my purse and up to now, I've been forgiven and forgetting because of the way I was brought up. But I tell you one thing, if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm going to get that gun of mine and I'm going to change you for my rooster to a hand with one shot. Don't think I can't do it. I don't think I can't do it. Someone tells me she could. Yeah, I'm sure. You know, the Bessel, where I was in Texas is out of print on DVD, so I've been trying to buy it and it's like impossible. Really? And that's our show, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for downloading. It's my goal. I'll buy it. Sorry. Random Dolly Part equals, you know, and what song appears in the best little whorehouse in Texas? I'll always love you. Two doors down. Well, yes. But one of my favorite songs that Taffy, one of my favorite Dolly Parton songs. Don't tell me it's that hard crack Christmas wherever the hell it is. Hard candy Christmas. Yes. I love that song. Oh my God. You're insane. You're insane. Maybe I'll get a car. You're going to put that song on this part, aren't you? I can't because it's an iTunes song. I might be able to. I don't know. No, don't. No, we don't know. I know. I know. Not Dolly Parton singing some sad Christmas song, but how she's all alone. I can do with you. I love that song. So where are you traveling to tomorrow? Can you say? Or are you not? Or are you just having a meeting? I just have a meeting. I'm traveling, but I am. I am traveling to New Orleans this weekend. I'm so jealous. First time to New Orleans ever, I'm taking Pausey with me, and I'm going to go see Wicked. Wow. Wow. Yes. I bought the tickets a couple months ago. You're going to New Orleans over Easter where there's a church on every corner and a bar on the opposite corner? I know. I'm going to be, you know, sitting on one side, standing on the other. Well, that's the way you go through life. That's awesome. That's pretty much. Have you ever seen Wicked before? Yes. I saw it in Fort Lauderdale a few years ago with Sprout. So Pausey is a big theater nerd. He's never seen it. So he is like, I think he's coming in his pants right now. So now does Pausey go into the show? He does, yes. So he knows I'm going to do it. He's the one who suggested his nickname. I did not create that on my own. Oh, okay. So Pausey, you are in for I hope you have a great cast because it is, if you like musical theater, it's one of the best musicals out there. We hope you're happy. We hope you're happy. Sorry. I was waiting for you to say the other night. No, no. I was going to say, if I do that, it's going to brush your arms. Oh. Get her. She's wicked. So we are going to do the French Quarter. We're going to do, I think we may do the aquarium, you're going to do the whole French Quarter. Good Lord. Yeah. My cock is going to be tired. So we, I got- I'm shaved. Yeah. And apparently, well, I got a hotel room, the Plaza Crown, Crown Plaza on Canal Street. So we got great rooms there for an amazing price. So I'm very excited. So we wouldn't know because we haven't been invited to New Orleans yet. But thanks for telling us. Like, you ever need to be invited anyplace? Yeah, right? Please. This is my first time in New Orleans ever. So video podcasts, I'm taking my cameras and so I promise that I will have a- Well, Mike, might I make a suggestion or two? Sure. Right to this down because God knows you're not going to re-listen to the show. Cafe Dumont. Cafe Dumont is a given. Yes, he's already said that. As well as the Court of Three Sisters for brunch, I would call tomorrow is considering Sunday is Easter. You can go on Saturday. It's fantastic. Live jazz, fabulous, fabulous. You can always get a table right beside the band, but you still need to. Hold on. Oh, yes. The tank is doing bass saxophone, bass saxophone. You can always ask for a table by the bass sax because no one wants to sit there because it's loud, but it's fantastic. And if you're going to be there, there's a bar called, or a club called the dungeon. It doesn't open until midnight, highly recommend it. I've heard about the dungeon. Actually, I think I've got a friend who is arrested in the dungeon. So poof. Well, that's saying something. It takes a lot. I was going to say, it takes a lot to get arrested there. That's impressive. Yes. Because the word knows Ted is tried. So I am uber excited. And unfortunately, though, I won't be on the show next week because unless we tape on Monday, because the wicked starts at eight o'clock central in New Orleans. Well, maybe next week's show could be your video podcast for New Orleans. Possibly. Yeah. Or maybe you could just be Taylor and I talking about how much you suck because you're night with us. You're watching. I vote for that one. Okay. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Well, boys, as fun as this is, we're at 36 minutes. We might. Well, we have a voicemail. We have to play. Hey. Do from who? From Tracy about her phone update. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Please do tell. Okay. Hi. This is Tracy again. I was just calling. I just listened to episode 136 and wanted to say that yes, indeed, my phone got stolen. It got stolen on Oscar night. So I actually wanted to call the thank Taylor for all those tweets he sent because after I realized on Oscar night, after I realized my phone got stolen, I called my boyfriend from work and told him and he went on my Twitter account and had everybody I follow, had all their tweets get sent to my phone to annoy the guy who stole my cell phone. So I just wanted to call and thank him for all those Oscar tweets because I'm sure they really pissed off the guy who stole my phone. But obviously I have a new phone now and just want to say, keep up the good work. And I'll hopefully you'll have a new episode out soon. Well, anything that I can do to help piss off a felon is more than and more than enough. Maybe sprout took the phone. Oh, God. Have you heard from him? Yeah, but that's not the point of this moment in time, but yeah, he asked me for money. I told him no. He told me he'd be homeless. He's not homeless. So somebody out there appreciates his dick sucking abilities and apparently stay because nothing better than a gum job from a 24 year old. Oh, my God, Lord, he has most of his teeth. So it would be a jar. I'm glad you got your phone back. No, she didn't get her phone back. Oh, no. She didn't get her phone back. But hopefully we're glad we could annoy whoever. Yeah, it's going to say exactly. So Taylor is great at annoying people, so it is an art form, one that I have mastered. Need proof? I can give you 139 examples. We don't need any more proof. All right, easy. So all right, well, let's try and wrap this one up so that it's not a whole lot of editing for me because ultimately it's all about me. Thank you all very much for listening to episode 139. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potasmycopilot.com. You can email us at 206-- no, that's not true. You can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-350-1287. Be our friends on Facebook at OKSoILovePotasmycopilot. This is the potasmycopilot fan page, and tweet me at-- what the hell is my Twitter name? P-I-M-C-Tailot? What? Yeah. No, that's your Twitter name. Twitter. Twitter. That's you. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. So is there anything else that we want to talk about tonight? Are either of you guys getting an iPad? No. I'm getting an IMAXiPad. No. Wow. That's an original joke. Nobody's talked about that before. Suck it. No. I actually have no interest in the iPad, when I-- and by saying that, I mean in three months from now when I'm craving one, then we'll talk, but-- Isn't it just a big, giant, glorified eye touch? Kind of, yeah. They're saying it's more than that at this point, based on the software that's available for it, but I don't-- I've not decided yet, so-- I will say, we were in an Apple store today, and there was absolutely nothing about it. There was very little hype. Yeah, not until the third, because they've already sold out, apparently, of the units shipping on the third, so-- Really? Yeah. Well, that's the way the Mac guys are, they're-- Yeah, if you order-- if you pre-order one now from Apple.com, you have to wait until the 12th to get it. Yeah. And you know this how? Because there was a new story I didn't get about it today, but my Tivo Premier XL shipped today, so I'm uber excited about my new Tivo Premier. And what is a Tivo Premier? It's just a new interface for Tivo, as well as it's got a big old one terabyte hard drive, so it records like 150 hours of HD programming, and gives you web and web video along with-- Guys, we are still recording. Table video. Yes, I know. I know, I know, I know. Sorry. Tell me, hours of Lorenzo Lamas and Renegade, do you need to keep on a DVR? I've never seen Renegade. You lie like a fucking rug. I know what you're talking about. I've never seen a whole episode. I've seen like 15 minutes. I'm like, he's kind of cute, but he's-- he looks like he needs a bath. Oh, he's gross. Oh, yes, he does. Even now, he's an old man. He needs a bath. How did you pronounce his last name? Lorenzo Lamas. Lamas. Lamas. Not a class that you learn how to give birth for Christ's sakes. Lorenzo Lamas. Lamas. How do you say it? I thought it was Lorenzo Lamas. Lorenzo Lamas. I don't know. I don't care. It's pronounced Lorenzo kiss my ass. How about that? It's llama. Like the animal. Lorenzo llama. Is that what you call tanks penis because it spits at you occasionally? At least it's not a baby beluga whale for Christ's sake. On that note. On that note. This is Taylor. And Taffy. Andrew Dan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye. Bye-bye. That might be the most disgusting story we've ever told. Really? It's also a pretty disgusting story. No. No, you need to understand. I sat here for like 12 seconds. Like with my mouth, I can go up and just going, "What the hell?" The mental image of that alone is disgusting. I was so fucking confused. You have no idea. I'm like, "What the hell has happened?" And he never told me. What? No, because I was thinking he was going to come and I was just like, "What the hell?" Are you both still taping? Yes. Yes. All right. Just kite. Oh lord. You've been listening to Codd is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Ro Dan. Doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter? See you next time. 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