(upbeat music) - Hi, I'm Lollipop, and now that I'm 18, and have a vagina, I'm sure Rodan doesn't wanna sleep with me. This is pot as my co-pilot with your hosts, my style guru, Taylor the Latte boy, the greatest, smartest, most beautiful podcaster. She's making me say this, of course. Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. - Hey everybody, this is Taylor, thank you for downloading episode 138 of pot as my co-pilot. It is March 21st, 2010, and I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Ooh la. - And Rodan. - Just call me daddy. - Oh dear, okay, well let's get one theme song finished before we start playing the What's Your Name again theme song, something tells me there's a story there. So, we want to start off tonight by thanking a very special guest announcer this evening. The smooth, dulcet tones that you heard as the music started, you usually hear Mr. Pat Gike, which rhymes with dike apparently. But tonight we had Lollipop Huffington doing the intro. - Yay. - Yeah. And look for Lollipop to hopefully be doing more with pot as my co-pilot in the near future. - That scares me. - That scares me a lot. - No, the littlest Huffington being on the show should be the one that should scare you. - Yeah. She'll take over the show. - This is the littlest Huffington. Tonight we're going to talk about anal. - Hear it. (laughing) - As long as Lollipop gives me her discards, I'm good. - Oh. (laughing) - Yeah, there's already a line forming for the one discard for Bellamy, and he's like, what, 20 now, so. - Yeah. - The line forms at the rear, and by that, I tell you, you're usually what it means when you think the line forms at the rear. Not, you know, Parliament House rules. (laughing) Though apparently Lollipop's pediatrician has seen Bellamy's penis, and it's a nice penis. - He has a penis. It's a really nice penis. That's what her pediatrician said to her. - Because they share a pediatrician. - You were dating Bellamy, aww. Did you guys ever have sex? No, well, he has a penis. It's a nice penis. And I'm like, don't tell my child this crazy person. - Oh my gosh. - Yeah. - How come, now the doctors I have have any senses of humor? - Oh God, no, he's hysterical. - Because they're usually just saying to you here, apply this salve in the ration go away in the next two weeks. (laughing) - Wow. - Okay, can I just tell you something that has made me giggle all day long? - Sure. - There's a myriad of stories that come out of what happened this weekend, but Taylor said something to me yesterday that I have giggled about for the last 24 hours. The picture of me that was used, well, the picture of me that was used when I lost all the weight and my doctor wanted to use me for his advertisement, they photoshopped the hell out of this picture. I mean, literally, I do not have a wrinkle. I do not have a freckle. I do not have anything. - Aww. - So last night, we're talking about photoshopping. And, you know, have you ever, and I asked him, I said, have you ever taken a picture of yourself and like went into Photoshop and taken all your freckles and all your wrinkles and all your, you know, little tiny imperfections off of your face and seen how weird you look, you know, you almost look plastic, to which he says, go ahead. - I said, no, but it's really scary. And then I said, it's kind of like your picture for the doctor. And then I said, in my Tappy Boys, I don't have a nose in my photo. I look like a salamander. (laughing) - I went back and looked at the picture today and I looked, I was like salamander, it's ridiculous. Because she's plastic and shine, I mean, she literally, you can see like the reflection of the flash bulb in her forehead. I mean, from the way they did the picture, it's together, the picture, while she, of course, looks beautiful, as Tappy always does. It's kind of a scary picture. - No, it's frightening, it's petrifying. Actually, speaking of petrifying pictures, for a quick segue, tank and lollipop skydive Saturday. - Oh my gosh, I'm assuming they're alive. - They are alive and doing well. However, what I did not know, what I should never have known, was on Friday, as in the day before they jumped out of an airplane at skydive city in Zephyr Hills, Florida. Not one, but two people died. - Oh God, really? - Oh my gosh. - One died and one actually had something happen, apparently, of a little further up north of where skydive city was. But one died at skydive city on Friday. - Was Tank aware of this? - Tank was not aware of this, neither one of us were aware of this. But of course, because, you know, she is who she is, my mother called and told me this afternoon. It wouldn't have mattered if Tank had known. Tank would just not have told me and then he would just have been like, - That's what I was gonna say. - People drive in cars every day, you know, that would have been his, you know, people, everyone who's ever, you know, inhaled oxygen died. That would have been something that would make me a bunch of them in the face, but it's true. So yes, they did, they jumped out of perfectly good airplanes and they both then got on the ground, were very excited, walked into the office and signed up to do it again. - Oh my God, 68 year old Paul blah blah blah appears to have died instantly upon impact. Oh my God, at skydive city, that's freaky. - On Friday, yes. - Jesus. - Oh my God. - Yeah, so I was very happy that I did not know about that considering that is where they jumped from, but we do have great pictures, amazing video. The video is incredible. - I can't wait to do the video. The pictures, the pictures from that you posted on Facebook, on your personal Facebook page are amazing. So could we use maybe one of the pictures of Tank for the cover art for this episode? - I posted a picture of Tank just in his flight suit on the blog already, but I will send you a really good one of him in air and you can use it as cover art, sure. - Is he naked in air? - No, he's not naked, but let me tell you something. There is a scene in the video where he's walking out to the plane and any question that I Photoshopped anything in a particular case, it's quite obvious. It was not a Photoshop because when he's walking out to that plane in this flight suit, you're like, what the fuck is that? It's amazing, it's very impressive. I think I rewound that, watching slow motion just a couple of times, it was beautiful. - Wow, God. - Yeah, maybe I'll just videotape that one little insert and stick it on the blog, just for our viewer's pleasure, but our viewers. - Can you make the DVD into something like with iMovie? Do you know how to do that? - Well, it's funny you should ask that because I was at the international today and I was going to go in and ask them, except unfortunately it was raining here and apparently, and I did not get a memo, when it rains anywhere near an Apple store, 137,000 dorks line up out the door to walk in and just play with things. Literally, there was, and I'm not exaggerating, there had to be 300 people in that store. It was packed out. - Do they have the iPads out for people to play with yet? - The iPads were out and there was an align to get to them just to play with them. It was insane and I thought there is no frickin' way I'm walkin' in the store. - We visited one and I was traveling this week. We visited an Apple store in a town in which I traveled to and there was no iPads there yet, so damn you. - Well, I didn't see it, they had two. They literally had them set up like you were in a museum going to look at an artifact. They had actual lines, like serpentine lines set up for the people outside the building and then on the right, you know how they had those big glass walls right inside there where they were the serpentine people lined up to get to play with them. - Now, you sound normal now. My concern though is I was thinking to myself, we'll just let you sort of talk when you were telling that story, but I don't know what that's going to sound like when I start editing. - Okay, well. - So, I don't even remember what we were talking about. - Sky dot, uh, thanks Penis. - Thanks Penis and then. - This huge humongous baguette of a penis, apparently. - I don't think we were talking about that, but okay. - Yeah, you were talking about how massive it looked in his flight suit. - Well, no, I mean, it looks as big as it always does, but I mean, for some reason, though, I think it was just the harness that they had to wear that cattle kind of come up. It kind of come up and-- - Oh, we were talking about the iPads. - Oh, yeah, we started running on the iPad. - I thought we were on. - I thought we were on the iPad. - Yeah, we transitioned. - Sorry, I was still on Tank's business. - Okay, well-- - Well, you wish you were on Tank's business, but anyway. (laughing) So, no, I went over there with the explicit reason to ask, how do I transpose a, just like a CD, RW, how do I get that into iMovie? And I never got my question answered. I've tried it 15 different ways, I'll figure it out. I mean, it's gotta be something that, you know, it's possible clearly. I mean, I'll be able to put it on YouTube and everything and they even told us that, you know, that you have permission to put it on YouTube, you have permission to do it here, so I'll figure it out. Eventually. - Yeah. - So, and then we went to Disney World after the jumping out of the plane. Babaloo and Taylor actually drove over and picked Babaloo and I up Babaloo, watched them jump. And then we drove on up to Disney World. - Which was a lot of fun. We got to do the Flower and Garden Show and walked around there. And only did, well, we did the big golf ball because you do that, that's the first thing you always do when you go to Epcot Center. And then we did the coolest, and my coolest, I mean, completely nerdiest thing in one of interventions. They have all new, they don't have all new stuff, but they have a bunch of new stuff in there. - I must have talked about this for 20 minutes to tank today. And he just looked me like I was crazy. I said, it's the coolest thing you have no idea. - Yeah, it's, what's it even called? - It's, I don't know. It was something about a piggy bank, like the great piggy bank adventure or something like that. And I got the certificate, they emailed it to me. - Oh, cool. And what you do is you go into the little, you know, it's with like, you know, Liberty Mutual or something like that, is the one who sponsors it. And you go in and you press this screen and this little like piggy bank talks to you for a couple of seconds. And then he says, you know, open the drawer, 'cause you're standing in front of a dresser and he goes, open the drawer to the dresser and pull me out. - Okay. - So you open the drawer and there's a piggy bank. There's like a little piggy bank. That when you shake it, it sounds like there's coins in it. And you have to go to all these different stations and put the piggy bank like on these like conveyor belts and all that sort of stuff. And you play video games that tell you how to invest and save money. And you have to pick a project like I picked a vacation and Taffy and Babaloo did-- - We did vacation. - They did vacation as well. And they earned their money and I didn't. I have to save a little bit more from mine, which is the story of my life. And it was really, really quick. - But it's like the investment in Wolf would come and you know, he would take your money, you had to spread your money around. So the interest Wolf would come and take all your money and it's brilliant for kids. And by kids, I mean, I'm going to be 40 and would have played it again. - Well, and I guess that's where I was gonna ask is, so Taylor, did you learn something about-- - I did learn things though, actually. I learned about inflation and I learned about diversifying your funds and I learned about all sorts of stuff all because of the stupid little piggy bank, which I knew most of that stuff already, but it was, you know, it's one of those things that I occasionally sit and think at night, I'm gonna have to work until I'm 80. When I look at, you know, my retirement fund, I just sort of look at it and go, this is supposed to be like getting bigger, right? And that's just not apparently happening, but-- - No, it was a lot of fun. And then we went over, they had like, you know, fire safety and we took silly pictures on the fire truck and then they have a bunch of new stuff in there and it was pretty cool. We went from there over to the countries and walked around and ate and then we went to Magic Kingdom. - Yeah, and walked around Magic Kingdom for hours. (laughing) We just about closed the park. - You can cut this out or not, but I didn't know if you were going to tell the Segway story or not. - Oh yeah, no, okay, well we have to go back to the Segway story. - I wasn't going to bring it up, but then I thought-- - No, that's totally fine, that's totally fine. So, and I actually had it in my mental list of things to talk about. So we go into interventions where the piggy bank thing is because to have you wanted to play with the Segways 'cause they have Segway tours that you can take around the countries, like if you go in the morning before the park really opens, that side of the park opens, but they have a little area where you can just try out a Segway. - Really guys. - Right, so they have where there's a line of, I would say, maybe seven people. So we're like, okay, well, this isn't going to take too long, so the three of us get in line, and we're in line about eight seconds where the woman comes over the intercom that's leading people into the Segway and she goes, "Now hold on, there's no signs "or anything, there's just, you know, "this is brought to you by progress energy," or whatever, go ahead. - Right, so we go and we go to stand in line, and there's maybe seven people ahead of us, and all of a sudden the woman who's the one who leads you to the Segways gets on the little intercom and goes, "You know, ladies and gentlemen, "thank you for coming into the Segway experience "brought to you by Mutual of Omaha." This is a friendly reminder that Segways are, you know, you're getting on them at your own risk, and you need to be a minimum of 100 pounds and a maximum of 250 pounds to ride the Segway ride. We all kind of look at each other and go, "Did she just kind of call us fatasses in a Disney way?" (laughing) - As opposed to, you know, excuse me, you and the blue polo shirt. - You, you, hello. Curciaty, you, can't ride this, sorry. - Wait a minute, I thought like, there's tons of really big fat people who ride Segways. - No, that's rascals, there's a difference. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, I thought like the was wrote a Segway or something. - Well, but I think the was is only like five foot. - What the hell is the was? - Steve Wazniak, he's the guy who created Apple computers. He's a little weird nerdy guy, and he's of size. (laughing) He's a microbearer. (laughing) So, so we ended up not riding the Segway. Apparently now I have a goal of something new to try it. We did try something new at Magic Kingdom that I have never done before, and from now on, we'll always do. We rode the Jungle Cruise at night. - I've done that before. - Yeah, it is much, much better. Taffy brought up the point that when you go through the Jungle Cruise, everything looks so fake, and so it's so ridiculous. But at night, you can still tell it's fake, but at least it's got a little bit of illusion, 'cause it gets dark back there. - And they have all the, you know, flashlights that are showing on things. It was a lot better at night. - Yeah. - Now, most of the time I've ridden the Jungle Cruise at night, I don't remember much of the ride at all. - Well, because you usually got your head in somebody's crotch, so that's probably why. (laughing) - Oh, he got very quiet there, so I'm-- - No, I was thinking my head wasn't in a crotch, but I was looking up at the ceiling of the boats. - How do you get a blowjob on the Jungle Cruise? - From the person who's running it? (laughing) - No, 'cause they have to talk and be like, "I'm the rafters, I'm a part of my shoes." (laughing) - We also did the Swiss Family Robinson at night, the tree house. - Which, they got me in a good mood, 'cause I don't do the Swiss Family right now. - I was about to say. - Usually that involves stairs and heat, and I was like, "No," but I'm like, "Okay, it's night, there isn't a wait." We were just killing time while the parade went, because I can't stand the illuminations music anymore, so we're like, "All right, we'll do that." And it's actually very cool that we took a bunch of pictures of where you can see Tomorrowland and the castle and all that kind of stuff. - Do you know that we did not go to, I think that's the first time you and I have ever went to Disney World in 11 years, we did not go to Tomorrowland. - We didn't make it over to Tomorrowland, right? - We did not go over there, and because that's, you know, your favorite ride is always Space Mountain, so we always try to ride that at least once, or at least go over there and get the $4 hot dog, or whatever, and we did not go anywhere. We didn't even go to that side of the park. We didn't go to, you know, any of that. - The furthest we went was the Winnie the Pooh ride, so you could ride that. - Yep. - And I did it though, have, okay, other than Jaws, which is the scariest movie in the world, and why is it the scariest movie in the world, because it can actually happen, Rodan, what is one of the scariest things that could happen to me, that involves 18, that shut up, that involves a theme park? How long are you getting trapped in a crowd? - No, getting lost separated from his group in a crowd. - Right, Babaloo decided he needed to see wishes in front of the castle, and we were over at Liberty Square, so Taffy decided she was going to make it her golden life. - Oh, no, no, no, excuse me, we were not at Liberty Square, we were in front of the Frickin' Splash Mountain. - Okay, whoa, yeah, yeah. So they take off at, I'm like, you know, 10 seconds behind as far as just knowing what's going on, and then I just see the back of Babaloo's head, and Taffy go barreling into a crowd, I'm like chasing after them, like at least three times I lost them, and nobody's moving, 'cause everybody's watching the fireworks, 'cause ooh, something pretty and shiny. I finally managed to catch up with them. In front of the castle, we all watched it, everybody udenod, and then people dispersed, I turned to the two of them and I yelled at them. - Never do that again, never do that again. - There would have been no recovery for the day for me, if that would have happened to me. 'Cause that is my, I just can't handle it, it's irrational, but oh my gosh, I would have been living with this. - And honestly, there was one point where I did turn around and look, and I saw that he was behind Babaloo, so I just assumed that he was behind Babaloo, you know. It wasn't that I was trying to, you know, I was trying to separate us from him. I had to hold a Babaloo's hand, I assumed Babaloo had a hold of his hand, because at one point I turned and I saw him, so then I turned back around and I, you know, trudged through, 'cause pretty much if I need to get from one side to the other, it really doesn't matter what kind of crowd there is, they're gonna get out of my way, which they did. (laughing) I just didn't quite realize to what extent that I was, you know, go on without me. - Save yourselves, watch the fireworks! - That's right. (laughing) - What did you do today? - Today I laid around like a big slug and watched TV, I watched the first season of "Coupling," which is a very funny show. It's one of Taffy's favorite shows as friends, this is like friends, but dirtier. - Oh yeah, I love "Coupling." - And it's only six, the season is only six episodes. - Is it British? - And it's British, yeah. - Oh yeah. - Oh God, I would love it. - The first, they did an American version of it, I think it was in 2003, 'cause I was looking up stuff on Wikipedia today about it, that was horrible, I remember watching it, and I remember they pretty much took the first, the first episode is word for word, which was inappropriate. And it was just, it had, it's very British, and it was, it's just, it's a very funny show. So we watched that, and I watched "Pagent," which is right up drum Riley Calhoun's alley, because it's all about this gay America beauty pageant, so it's a drag queen beauty pageant show, which was actually a really good movie. First, you love documentary staffy, you would love this movie. - It sounds like Little's Huffington would love that, since RuPaul is her favorite, so. - Right, right. And then we watched two episodes of "Man vs. Food," and then I fantasized about Adam Richmond and I making out, in, you know, a 12-pound hamburger. - Well, he would eat the hamburger, and then he would give me some, and that would be his mating ritual, and then we would just make out, with just a tinge of mustard on the back of his tongue. - Oh my God. - The title of episode 130. - It called Tom, "Not Mustard." So what did you do earlier? - Yeah, what's going on with you? - Well, this week I traveled a little bit, after my very early flight on Monday morning, I cannot say, and then, so I was back Wednesday afternoon. - He went to Bora Bora. (laughs) - Yeah, that's it. And then I came back Wednesday afternoon, and instead of, normally I bored Riley, and I think I mentioned this last week, but by the way, did we get letters about me referencing Pazee? - No, but it's funny you should mention that. - Shut up, shut up, shut up. (laughing) Did you tell him already? - No. (sighing) No, no, we have to tell this story. Come on. - Thank you. - Please, please, because-- - All right, please, because-- - Wednesday nights, now, okay, I'm assuming the listeners have understood that when you say Pazee, that your friend is HIV positive. - Yes. - Okay. Which we of course love and embrace. - I have no idea. Okay, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, okay, so-- - And apparently that is some terminology to which they, he told me that is a term of endearment among positive men, I seem to not believe him. (laughing) So, okay, well-- - It's a relationship based on trust and faith, okay, good. (laughing) - So, what happens is we finish up, I think two episodes ago, you mentioned something about Pazee, and Taffy starts talking about cats with, you know, neurological disorders or something where they shake, and then she made some reference last week that I'm thinking to myself, she doesn't know what we're talking about. So, we finish up the episode, Taffy says good night, I continue talking to Rodan for a few minutes, and I say to Rodan, do you think that she knows that your friend is HIV positive, to which Rodan's response was, no. (laughing) So, I said, I'm gonna have a discussion about this before. So, Wednesday night, we go to our dinner, she makes wonderful ribs and corn and all of this really great food, you know. - We didn't have corn, but okay. - Okay, macaroni and cheese, she made macaroni and cheese, it was awesome, it was totally-- - It was yellow. - It was little, yellow, different. So, hello to our Asian community. (laughing) - Oh, wow. (laughing) (clapping) (laughing) - Hi, it's so funny, I want to eat. (laughing) - So, she, okay, so I say to her in the course of the conversation, I'm like, you do realize that Rodan's friend is HIV positive, right? That's what we're talking about, not palsy, posy. It's very rare that you catch Taffy Carlile Huffington with her pants down, the tank's not standing behind her. (laughing) For a half an hour, she kept going. That's not what that means. Are you sure that's what that means? No, that can't be what that possibly means. Oh my God, why would I say that? Why would you let me say that? (laughing) - It was-- - I didn't know, I didn't know, I had no idea. I genuinely, genuinely had no idea. And I kept saying, are you kidding me? So then, then it became a quest where like, you know, the girls got home and I'm like, okay, I have a question. If you hear the word posy, what does that mean? They're like, I don't know. And I'm like, okay, well, just think about it. They're like, you know, like animal paws? And I'm like, no, okay. But nothing else comes to mind. They're like, no, why? And I'm like, no, no, I just heard somebody reference that. I wanted to know what it, you know, it came to mind. And they're like, oh, okay. And I'm like, it's not just me. And he's like, no, pretty much is. And I'm like, of course it's fine. (laughing) But honestly, I think he derived great pleasure from the fact that I genuinely didn't know because when he said that I was like, (gasping) no! And he goes, yes, that means HIV positive. And I was like, oh, then I felt horrible. I'm like, I didn't know! He goes, no, we know, you don't know. That's why it makes it funny. And I'm like, not really. (laughing) - It's all right. - Well, so yeah, so, (laughing) I didn't know what it meant either. Baffy, so. - You lie just to try to make me feel good. (laughing) - Until, until Pausey educated me. So it was a whole one to grow on kind of conversation. So Pausey stayed at my house all week. He, instead of taking Riley to the vet and kindling him, he watched him watch Riley for the week and played Final Fantasy 13 all week. - So in other words, he was helping you, okay, whatever. (laughing) - Yeah, I know, right? - No, no, I know you're home and you're gonna be home most of the time, but I think he just, the dog needs somebody to hang out with him during the day. So I'm gonna stay here and be a support because I am a giver and that's what I want to do for you. (laughing) - Your controllers are charged up, right? (laughing) - So yeah, he finished Final Fantasy 13, which was actually really funny. - Oh my God, how many hours did it take him? - 51 hours is how long he played Final Fantasy 13. - Oh my God. - I know, I was like, holy shit. I'm like three hours into it. I'm like, I don't know if I can do 51 hours. This day and age. - And I heard on G4 that it's, I keep interrupting you. I'm really sorry that it doesn't really get good until like the first 25 hours of the game and that's when you can really start doing some cool stuff in it. - Yeah, and that's what he was saying is that the battle system gets insanely hard. It goes from being super, super, super, super easy to insanely hard by the second half of the game to the point of it's probably the deepest and most complex like battle system they've ever had. - I gotta tell you, if you keep describing this as intensely hard and super deep and you can do it for 50 something hours, I'm very intrigued. (laughing) You suddenly have, you know, you've made gaming interesting to me. I gotta be honest with you. (laughing) Sorry, good. - Oh, anyway, sorry. I was gonna make a tank joke about. - Wow. - You know, he likes the amazingly deep and intensely hard. - Yes, that's what I was getting at. - Games as well. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) So, but it also gave me an opportunity to catch up on movies, like going out to the movie theater and seeing movies. So, we saw Avatar 'cause he had never seen Avatar. So, I saw 2D and not nearly the same experience. - No. - For the record. I mean, just like, wow, this is a flat movie without three dimensions. - Mm-hmm. - But so, I also wanted to land in 3D and I have to say that I'm not impressed. I think that's when 3D felt more like a distraction than an actual helping out the movie. - Now, tank saw, I also wanted to land in 2D with me and then he saw it in 3D with Lollipop last night and he liked it better in 3D. - Okay. - He thought it was really good in 3D. I saw it once and I don't need to see it again. (laughing) I'm good. (laughing) - I enjoyed the Alice in Wonderland for what it was, knowing that it was not going to be a. - Entertaining movie. (laughing) - So, I enjoyed it for what it was worth. I'm not sure I'm in love with it, but I liked it. And then, I feel like we went to go see something else. I can't remember what it is right now. - Oh. Well, the only thing I ever liked from Alice in Wonderland is it has one of my favorite literary characters in it from a children's book and that is, of course, the Cheshire Cat. So, yes. And they did do the Cheshire Cat very well. - Yes, they do the Cheshire Cat very, very well. And I actually, this is the first time I actually like twiddle dee and twiddle dumb. - Well, it's the guy from the little brain, that's why. - I mean, it was the first time that they've ever kind of come off as not too-- - Annoying. - obnoxious. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I wouldn't mind seeing it, but that might be one that I might just wait till, wait till it comes out on DVD. I'm catching up on movies from three years ago, because I just got super bad this week in Netflix. So, you've never seen super bad. - I've never seen super bad. - You'll hate yourself. (laughing) - Oh, well, let me just get the pills ready now. (laughing) - Why will he himself tap? - I was gonna say, I was gonna say, before I say anything, what did you think of the movie? Now, be honest. The movie is on-- - I enjoyed the movie for it being kind of one of those high school kind of adventure comedy movies, right? You know, in that vein, however, you know, it's not something I need to go watch every now and then. I mean, I really enjoyed it. I laughed really hard. I had good thoughts about it. - Well, I'll let you all know what I think of it when after I see it. So, I've actually been here all week and I just haven't. I might watch it tomorrow, get up tomorrow and watch it. After I go for my walk, I found the coolest website called, what the hell is it called? Shit. I posted something on the blog about it. - Shit? It's a gay website. - Yes, it's called shit. Shit.com, it's scat-tastic. - You know that there is a website called shit.com, do not go on it. - I'm sure there's a shit.com. No, we're not gonna go looking for it now. - No. - Anybody close your safari browsers, mark my run. What is it? - That's gonna be an option too. - That's gonna be an option for you. - Huh? - Yeah, right. - I can be a belgian too. - Mark my runs. (laughing) - We're such seven-year-old boys. - Oh, skid mark my runs. - Mark my skid marks. - It's called MapMyRun.com. And what you do is you look on, it uses Google Maps and you pick a spot where you start walking or running and then you mark on the map where you go and it so shows you how far the actual walk is. So if you're walking through city streets or through a park or something like that. Yeah, and then you can put things on your, you can like save it and then you can upload it to this big server or whatever. And what the walk that I'm planning on doing to practice for this 5k the Taffy and I are doing is currently on podasmycopilot.com. - Aw, fine. - So you can have stalkers. - Yeah, well I'm not saying when I'm walking and how I'm walking and what I'll be wearing or anything like that. - I'm wearing, yeah. - Yeah, but it'll be, it's something to, so I know I can-- - Game of dress. - Yes, and pigtails. (laughing) - Well, I started training last week and it's good, I'm looking forward to it. I mean, I can't wait. I've especially since I've seen, I've heard some things and I'm excited. - Oh good. All right, well we have voicemail. We have two voicemails. - Yay! - Yes, the first from which is from Rason. First I thought it was Rason. - Rason? - No, Rason, like I'm Rason down the street. Yes, Racist. - Racist. - Racist. - No, it's a Julian did not call the podasmycopilot.com. (laughing) - Oh! - Oh! - Nice. - Go ahead. - So, by the way, I love the fact that Ricky is saying that there are still people calling him Ginger Bear. (laughing) I know he doesn't like it and again, there is no gingerbear.com. I apologize, that being said, Ricky went on a rant on his last episode that made me giggle while I was driving the car about me. He may have called me Taylor the fucking Latte boy and I didn't laugh out loud when I heard it. - Wait, so he went on a rant? - Yes, really? - Which meant he got snap-ish, which meant he is a ginger snap. (laughing) - Yeah, you reached for that one, but okay. - I know. - Oh, she did. All right, so anyway, Rason has a question about our childhoods. - Oh shit. - Hey Taylor, Kathy, and Rodan. This is Rason from Southern California. I wanted to wish Babalu a belated happy birthday and the relation of being old and getting older. I wanted to ask you guys, what's your guys' favorite childhood memory if you're willing to share? So yeah, well, just wanna say keep up the good work and love you guys, bye. - I remember my favorite childhood memory would be long hours in the confessional with Father Touchalot at St. Holy Mary's Catholic Church. - Nice. - No, I know what mine is. Do you guys know what your favorite childhood memories, if you have a particularly favorite childhood memory? - I'm sure. - Care to share? - Well, mine is more of a childhood tradition memory, if that makes sense. - So is mine, okay, go ahead. - My grandfather, we always lived very close to my grandmother and my grandfather, my grandmother still lives pretty close to me now. But when I was little, I would spend the night with them every Friday night. And that was like my parents' date night and I would spend the night with them. And then when I would wake up on Saturday morning in the hall closet, if you'd wake up in the morning, you'd come down, they had a huge flight of stairs and you'd open the hall closet door and he would always leave a surprise in the closet. And the surprise might be something like a Hershey bar or it might be something like, you know, a silver dollar. But every Saturday, there would be a surprise. And I can remember, and that was always the thing, as soon as you'd open your eyes, you wanna run downstairs to see what with the surprise. And sometimes the surprises were just random, like, you know, they'd be crossword puzzles that he had hand drawn, that would be like my name and his name and the name of our dog or whatever. But they were always the coolest things ever. And so that is one of, yeah, that's one of my very favorite things I remember about spending the night with them and everything was the Saturday morning closet surprise, which, you know, sounds dirty when I say it like that. (laughing) Perhaps one of you are close to this. - That does actually sound like a scat move or something. - Yeah, Saturday morning closet surprise. Remember, it's not rape, but they scream surprise first. (laughing) - Oh, God. All right. - So what's yours? - Yeah, Rodan, what's yours? - I don't know. - Really, I would say, maybe, actually, you know what, 'cause it's getting close to Easter. One of the things I used to love about growing up, even when we were still in Wisconsin, my parents would treat Easter a little bit like Christmas-ish holiday. And so they made a big deal about, like, hiding Easter baskets and everything, and all of us boys kind of running around the house, trying to find stuff, but then there'd always be, like, bikes or, you know, some kind of spring-based present. - Okay, oh, that's cool. - Always around that time period. So it was always really, really cool. So they always, you know, encouraged, you know, they did, like, bikes or skateboards or roller skates, that kind of stuff for, like, Easter presents and stuff. So that was always nice. - You know what, Rodanne, you just gave me an amazing idea. - Okay. - Because the Littlest Huffington has been driving me crazy to get her Nerf guns, some sort of gun that, like, shoots Nerf things, and I might put those in their Easter baskets. That would be a great, like, outdoor in the pool, fun. - Yeah. - So that's a bit of great. - I don't think you wanna put those Nerf bullets in the water and then shoot 'em at people, they might hurt then. (laughing) - Yeah, it's happening. So that's a awesome idea, but so thank you for that. So I thank you for the future, you know, eye doctor, I'm a visit, I'm going to have to make. - Yeah, right, exactly, yeah. - Potismy, go pile is not responsible for injuries, cause by listening to the show. I would have to say one of my favorite memories would be when I was a kid, we used to go for a week down to the Jersey Shore, and we would go to Brigantine, which is right above the island, right above Atlantic City, and down in South Jersey. And we always tried to get around the 4th of July, and Atlantic City, this is back in the late 70s, early 80s, when all of the casinos first came into Atlantic City. And what they would do is they would all have fireworks on the 4th of July, and what we would do is we would go out to the beach and walk down to the, I guess the intercoastal, it was kind of like the jetty where they had all the rocks and stuff, and we would all sit on the rocks and watch the skyline of Atlantic City. And because they all wanted to be, you know, the best show, they would each take turns with their fireworks. So you would literally watch fireworks for like an hour. - Oh, wow. - And I remember doing that, and all of us kind of just sitting and watching them, and then walking back, and you know, at that point, usually I was like, just about half asleep, so I remember like, you know, my dad would carry me a couple of times, and all that sort of stuff. And so I got to be, you know, bigger than him. So, and then it was like a cave man, where he would just drag me by my ankle in the sand. (laughing) - I like how he gets me out of Disney World. - And I was, you know, six, so. (laughing) - Nice. - That's probably one of my favorite ongoing memories. I used to love going down to the beach, which is half the reason why I moved here, 'cause it's near the beach. - Well, the other half was the stalk. - Okay, we don't need to say the other reason why I came down here, you asshole, because he listens, so. (laughing) - Aw, I love him. - Hi, Paul, if you're still listening. - So did he. - Yeah, so. And it wasn't stalking, it was, I lived far enough away that the stalking rules didn't apply. - It was kind of stalking. - That's true, because of the lawsuits. Now, shut up, so. - Taffy, you started to ask me a question, and I didn't hear what you said. - No, I said, do you, when you go back home, do you still go to the beach and hang out or anything? - No, no, where we live far enough away, my family always far enough away. It's about an hour drive, and usually there's so much going on that we don't really get a chance to go down. Actually, one time with drum, we took a ride down, we came down for the summer, we took a ride down, and actually went into the casinos, which I had never did, because you needed to be an adult, and I wasn't, because I was a little kid. And we walked in and it was so sad, and just, you know, it's just, there's literally, well it's scary, and we went in the middle of the day, and it was pitch black, 'cause they, you know, make it so you don't know what time of day it is. And there was literally the cloud of smoke, like six inches over all of our heads, and it was all the old women that were just sitting with like, you know, their, you know, Scotch and soda, and their cigarette in one hand, and they're, you know, pulling down the lever on the one arm bandit with the other, and it was just, it was horrible. So, one arm bandit being the name of a girl that I went to college with, who actually only had one arm, that was what we called it, we had her back. (laughing) - What? That's charming. - Well, they, everybody, I didn't understand that, and they would all call, they would all say bandit, and I didn't understand, and then they explained it at one time, when I was drunk, what it meant, and I became hysterical laughing, and then I was doing my best Jackie Gleason impression from smoking the bandit where she walked the room out of go, the bandit! (laughing) - Because I was an asshole. - Smoked me on the bandit, oh my God. - She was weird though, she had one of those prosthetic arms that was a hook, you know, that had the little hand of it. She had a hook, it didn't have a hand. She had, this was like back in like the early '90s before they had the really good prosthetics, and I remember one of my friends one time said, "Can I," 'cause she used to pop it off all the time and show it to people and everything, and a friend of mine said, "Can I see that?" And she popped off her arm and threw it, and the hook hit him in the face. Like it, like, luckily it was the round part, and not the hook part, I mean, the kid could have lost his eye. - This is the single weirdest story you've ever seen. (laughing) - I don't know how we got to prosthetics. - Okay. - And there's no better way fitting way to end to the show than I think with the weirdest story I ever told on "Pods My Copilot." (laughing) - Was that the only voicemail we're playing? - Yes, we got another voicemail that I will say for next week from Tracy. That is, she talked about the phone. She was the one who lost her phone. - Okay, oh yeah, yeah. - Yeah, so I'll say that for next week. It's the ongoing story of her stolen phone, but we wanna wrap things up. I do wanna say really quick that we have a couple of weeks ago, we talked about some podcasts that I couldn't remember the names of, but they were for some of our listeners. Do you guys remember that? Well, I wanted to kind of give a little plug to them, and actually these are podcasts from a female point of view. - Isn't that one? - I was waiting for the joke. I was just waiting for the punchline, so yes, that's the, yeah, but it's, one of them is "Greetings from Nowhere," which is a great show, and they are kind of a combination of talking about, you know, lady stuff, lady business, and they also talk about, like, you know, geek stuff too. So the lady geeks, so. - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah, so you're their god? - Well, I wouldn't go that far, but we also have a pot, oh, shit, where is that goddamn name? It's called "This American Girls Ride," and that is, that's from "Girl of Mayhem." - Okay. - Oh, yeah, okay. - Yeah, she said she had one for "The Sons of Anarchy," which I think I said "The Rise," I said "Sons of Mayhem" last time, and it's actually "Sons of Anarchy," and then she said she has a personal journal one as well, and that's called "This American Girls Ride." So if you're all looking for some new podcasts out there, give them both a chance. - Excellent. - I have them downloaded, I haven't listened to them yet. I have tomorrow, I have "House All to Myself" all day, I'm planning on having a podcasting marathon, and I will be definitely checking them out at that time. - And he'll also be in his white T-shirt. - Master baiting. - Yes, that's exactly. I'll be listening to "Greetings from Nowhere" with my hand on my hog. That's my goal for today. - That's done, my hog. (laughing) We started the podcast talking about picky bangs, we're ending and talking about hogs. - Yes, there you go. - All right. - We are pot as my co-bilot. - Yes, thank you very much, and you can go to our blog, which is at potasmycobilot.com. You can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com, give us our, call our listener line at 206-350-1287, and be our friends on Facebook at all of our personal sites, but also, okay, so I love potas my co-pilot, and the potas my co-pilot fan page. You can also tweet me, or be my Twitter pal, or follow me on Twitter, whatever, @PIMCTailor. - I'll tweet you, baby. - Nah, you tweet me all the time. (laughing) - You sound like you need a good tweeting. - Okay, well, I will say at one point, we were sitting at Pico's Bill last night, and Babaloo said something, and I might've looked at him and said, "You shut your dirty horn mouth." - I lied. - Yeah. (laughing) - Which then became my, nobody else necessarily thought it was funny, but I proceeded to say it for the rest of the night. Any time say we say, "You shut your dirty horn mouth." Often loud enough for other families to hear. (laughing) And then at one point, and then Taffy and I had the tradition of at one point, we did this. You shut up, you shut up, no, you shut up, and then I screamed to the top of my lungs. You're not my real mom. (laughing) - We always get families to turn around on that one. - So random moment before we close, have you guys ever seen "500 Days of Summer?" - No, but I wanna see it. - The girls did, they loved it. - Oh my God, it's amazing. So watch it. - Yeah, they said he's great in it. Jonathan, yeah, he's amazing in it. - Yeah, that's not his name. But I can't remember his name. - She was a four-son, believe it. - Yeah, that's him. - Cobra Commander is amazing in the movie. So watch it, adore it. - Watch it, adore it. - Live it, love it, leave it. - The Rodan story. (laughing) - Good night, everybody. (laughing) - Bye-bye. (laughing) - I don't want that note. - And on that note, this is Taylor. - And Taffy. - Hello. - And Big Daddy Rodan. - Oh, we never got to your story. - I'll, we'll talk about it next week. - Ah, all right, okay. - All these young and followers, all of a sudden. - All right, right, right. We're gonna post it where you call yourself Big Daddy and stick it on your computer. And we'll talk about it next week. - Okay. - All right, everybody, have a good week. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. - So crazy. - That was the most-- - Bye. - Bye. (laughing) - Bye. - Oh, bother. - Goodbye. - Oh, bother, have to edit the show now. (laughing) - Oh. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to "Hod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. 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