(upbeat music) - Welcome to this week's Meeting of Podcaster's Anonymous. I'm Pat and I wanna wear Rodan like a surgical mask. You're listening to Pod Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carl L. Huffington and Rodan. Take it away, kids. - Hey everybody, this is Taylor and you just downloaded episode 137 of Pod Is My Co-Pilot. Today is March 14th, 2010. It is pie day. - Yay, I don't have you pie today. - I'm waiting for Taffy to make some reference to hair pie. - Oh. - Well, it is Bobaloo's birthday. - Well. (laughing) He doesn't have any hair. Okay, we are of course talking with Taffy Carl L. Huffington. - Hello, lover. - And Rodan. - I'm so glad we're starting the show now, 17 minutes late. (laughing) - Really, Rodan, we have to focus on the negative at the very beginning. - Hey, I am just happy we're recording right now and I'm not gonna say anything more to jinx it. - Okay, well you just did. - Yeah. - And we will talk about using-- - I was gonna say why would you put that out there? - We will talk about using Murphy's Law to your advantage a little bit later in the show. - Oh, okay then. - So it's funny, you should mention that and it's funny Taffy should have the same response that I did. Well, we'll get to that a little bit later on. - So yes, today is Bobaloo's birthday. - Yay, Bobaloo's old. - Don't say Bobaloo's old, he's very upset about turning the age that he's turning. Why, I'm not sure. - 45 is a respectable number. He looks very good for 45. I don't know what the problem is. I besides the fact of the great, the whole great pubic hair thing, I understand that that's weird, but you know. - Yeah, he's actually turning 35 today. - Is he really 35? - He's 35. - Sure he is. - Oh, that's right. He is like nine months older than I am. - Yes. (laughing) - And 12 years younger than Taylor. - Oh, fuck you. (laughing) And 85 years younger than Taffy. - That's a fact. - Well, she is our very own Joan Rivers. - She does come from the clan Compton of, you know, Bon Tem, Louisiana. (laughing) - I don't know what half those things you said just meant, so that's okay, but-- - Yes, I know. - I'll take it. - And Bobaloo has been, we've been watching True Blood and we've only got two episodes left, so as soon as we get done taping tonight, we're totally going back in the living room so that we can finish watching the season. - 'Cause it gets addicting, doesn't it? - Once you were absolutely right, once you get through the first like two or three episodes, then it's very much from like, we have to watch another episode. And I'm a little sad that we've only got these couple episodes left. However, he does occasionally look at me and go, "I'll call upon you, Sookie." (laughing) And I just look at him. And I talk like Tara apparently all the time. (laughing) Because I am a sassy 25 year old black girl from the South. - Wow, yes, actually. - But it's such a good show. And I'm not going to, those of you guys who haven't seen it, I know many people have watched it, many people think it's a great show. One of my theories, I was right on one of my theories, namely about the dog, that's all I'm gonna say. - Oh, yeah. - And I think I know who the killer is, but I'm not gonna say on this episode, Rodan, I'll tell you about it after we finish taping. And I don't want you to tell me if I'm right or not. - I will not. But it was one of these that I've kind of had some theories about it, and then tonight it was the episode, the last episode that we just watched before we started taping was the one at the engagement party. - Okay. - And something kind of clicked that I'm like, "Yeah, that's gotta be who it is, that's the killer." - And that's the first time that I think it even becomes remotely understandable who the killer could be. - Okay. - Okay, so, and that's pretty much, you pretty much confirm my theory. So, but before we go any further, we have a grave injustice that we need to rectify. - What? - Well, and by grave injustice, I mean, it's obviously not quite that dramatic. Last week, we totally missed something. - What did we miss? - We missed our three-year anniversary. - I was just talking to-- - Oh really? - Yes. - Yes, I was just talking to Pazee about that today. - He's over. - So, we are calling him Pazee. (laughs) - I guess so. - He seems to be fine with that. You can send your emails to Rodan. - My pot is my co-pilot.com. (laughs) - Wait, he's over there right now? - Yeah. - Is he performing oral copulation on you as we speak? - No, he is busy playing Final Fantasy 13 on my TV. - Did you buy Final Fantasy 13? - He's having a Final Fantasy with a 13-year-old right now? - No, that's Rodan. - Yeah, that's it. Hey, hey, hey. - So, okay, do we enjoy the Final Fantasy? - Yes. And he does too, apparently, 'cause he's been playing it for six hours straight. - Oh, well, good. So long you're spending quality time with your friends. That's really all that matters. - You know, yeah. - So, can we say hi to him? Are we allowed to do that? - No, it would be hard for me to go get him and everything, so. - Okay, and- - I don't wanna hear about how it's hard for you. - Okay, Taff, you don't understand. He's playing Final Fantasy right now. It would be easier for you to actually tear the house down around him and to get his attention, then to have him come in and say hi to a couple of people that he doesn't even know. - Yeah. - Well, he listens to the show, so. - Well, hello, Pazee. - Well, just know Pazee that that was your one only opportunity to be a guest host for the approximately three seconds we were going to allow you to speak, and you turned it down via Rodan, so you get nothing. - Well, and he's gonna be, he's actually gonna be here all week playing Final Fantasy, 'cause he's gonna be watching Riley while I'm out of town this week. - Oh, nice. - Yeah. - Aw, that's good, so. - Well, okay, speaking. - So, our one-year anniversary, I'm sorry. - Three-year anniversary. - Three-year anniversary, oh my gosh. - I think that's awesome, I'm excited about that. - Yeah, that's amazing. I remember when we taped our first episode, it was a Sunday morning. - Oh, yes. - Gwen Stefani says it best, it was a Sunday morning. (laughs) - My God, how much our lives have changed since then? - Oh, yeah, you and I both have, you know, loved and lost and loved again. - Yes, and I live in a completely different state now, and I don't, Taffy's life is kind of the same. - Except for the fact that I have a child that's getting ready to leave the nest. - Taffy's become stagnant. (laughs) - Over the course of the last three years, I managed to lose 161 pounds. I think that's not quite stagnant, so suck it. Thank you very much. Wow, apparently my life has become stagnant. Yeah, he's gonna pay for that, that's fine. - Yeah, I'm just kidding, of course. - Mm-hmm, it's a kiss my ass. - Well, for those of you who have been with us since the very beginning, thank you very much for all of your support, and we appreciate it and hope to be around for another three years. - Oh, and we promise we won't just randomly stop podcasting and start podcasting again. - No. - Like others. - Okay, and who was that a dig at? (laughs) I mean, okay, all right, you know what, I'm just gonna leave that one alone, 'cause I think I know who that dig at, and I'm just not gonna say about that, it's gonna go well. - Yeah, yeah, so. Okay, I kid. - Speaking of Final Fantasy. - You said because you love. - Yeah, exactly. - And stuff of that nature, I took Babaloo for his birthday to the Orlando mega con yesterday. - Yay, how was that? - It was actually, it was a lot of fun. I went two years ago with Kevin and Michael, and actually had a good time with them, but I think I was very overwhelmed by everything. - Yeah, and you're not good with crowds. - Yeah, I'm not good with crowds, and it was in a smaller venue, so it was even more crowded. They moved it to a bigger venue over at the Orlando Convention Center, and I didn't know what to expect walking in, and it was just very overwhelming, so this time when I went, it was a little easier to kind of cope with, and I actually had a really good time. I will say, however, that there was a definite fun qua about the population. (laughs) There was many times that you would walk into a cloud of what I could only refer to as armpit, where you just sort of were like, "Oh God, it just stinks in here." - They should have a comfort convention just for the gay nerds. - Well, there was definitely some gay nerds walking around. There was a lot of girls there. - Really? - Huge amount of girls in there. Now, unfortunately, most of the girls were about 14, and of the anime set, so they were all walking around, like, you know, "Hi, I'm Princess Happy Rainbow Kitty Fun Vagina, "and in these little tiny shirts, skirts, and then we're cat ears, "and these weird wings with big swords and shit, "and they would all do these weird, like, "squeeks and clucks and hoots, "and I don't know what the hell they were doing." And then there was the slimy 16-year-old boy who was holding up the sign saying, "Free hugs," and, you know, all of these girls would run up and hug him, and he was, you know, you could see the boner in his sweatpants, and it was just, there was that part of it that was kind of like, okay, you know. I'd said to Bobaloo at one point, "There is a, ah, it's a virginity walking around this room right now." (laughing) - Why was there no pictures taken of any of this? - Oh, no, there's pictures. I was just saving them till after we put the episode out. - Okay. - Yeah, it was, there's, I didn't get tons of pictures. I was looking for the one hot guy, you know, that Michael told me about this two years ago, where there's always at least one hot guy that's walking around in the skin-tight spandex, and he looks like Hawk Man or something, so he doesn't have a shirt on, and he's got the big ripped muscles, and it wasn't till towards the end of the day, but I did find him, he was just as black Superman, but he had his, our black Spider-Man, the black costume Spider-Man, but he had his mask off, and he was very cute, and he was with some girl who had an awesome Miss Marvel costume. I know Tappi has no idea what I'm talking about, Enro Dan as borderline. - I know who you're talking about. - Okay, so I managed to get a picture of them. I did get a picture of a girl dressed as Jessica Rabbit, and I did that primarily for the Littlest Huffington, but when I asked for the picture, she sort of gave me a dirty look, and the dirty look is manifested in the picture that I took. And my response to that is, if you're going to walk around a comic book, I mentioned with your tits hanging at the top of a red sequin dress, don't be pissed off because some guys asking you to take your picture. - I agree, did you say that to her? - I said it loud enough as she walked away that she heard me, I think. (laughing) There were times that I definitely felt like the skinniest boy in the room. - Oh, really? - Yeah, there was a couple of times where, you know, when walking around, I saw guys that were like, "Okay, you're." - You know, that wasn't very nice of Rodan and I. I just said, (laughing) - I know it wasn't, it wasn't. But we were moving past that very quickly. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Tappy, thank you. - When you said, there were times I felt like the skinniest guy in the room. Rodan and I both went, "Oh," and then I said, "You know, that wasn't very nice." (laughing) - That is true now that I think about it. - He did not notice that. He wouldn't have noticed it until like his third pass of editing. - I wouldn't have noticed it until a point where I couldn't get ahold of either one of you on tomorrow morning or something. I was like, "You bitches." (laughing) Yeah, I went to my first panel, my first listening to a panel. I went to the DC Comics panel, which was about 45 minutes. And it was actually really cool. And by cool, I mean, it was like the nerdiest thing I've done in a while, but it was cool to me. - Well, but you liked it, that's all that matters. - Yeah, we went in for the last 20 minutes of the Marvel panel and they were, there was a big difference in, 'cause they were in the same room. There was a big difference in the style that the Marvel panel was versus the style of the DC panel. Like the Marvel panel was kind of too cool for the room. Sort of thing where the DC panel, they were having a good time and they were telling about what's coming up in future comic books. And Dan DeDio was there and he's kind of one of the co-publishers of the, of the, what do you call it, of the DC Comics. And I think he's cute. He's kind of got this Daddy Bear thing, which I talked about it once on "Dile H for Homo" and I got booed by all the other co-hosts, but I still think it's kind of cute. And it was, it was, it was a lot of fun. And I'm trying to think of what else. There was celebrities there, including Leah Thompson from "Back to the Future" and "Caroline in the City." - Oh my God. - No way. And she looked about as good as you would expect Leah Thompson to look like in 2010. - What does she have to do with like, besides "Back to the Future" I mean? - Well, that's pretty much what, that was the main thing that they had her there for. And they also had the woman who played his girlfriend in "Back to the Future," the one that's that gets in the car with him at the end of the first movie. And she, her ears touched in the back of her head, she said, "So much plastic surgery." (laughing) Michelle Nichols from "Star Trek" was there. But I, the line for her was huge. 'Cause I totally would have gotten in line and told her the story that I told a way episodes back about how I asked for the UHara doll when I was four years old. - Right. Wait, doesn't she live in like Boca or something? - Does she, I don't know. And a couple of people. - I thought she lived in Boca. I, she, she may, I don't know. She, I actually, I never actually saw her. I think she was only there for small parts of the day. And then they had a bunch of people from next generation. Brent Spiner was there and the guy who played Q was there. And LeVar Burton of "Reading Rainbow" was there. (laughing) - I was gonna say, Tank always liked Q. Except Q was the good doctor in "Hand and Rocks to Cradle." So that always kind of freaked me out whenever he would be watching the show. And that's all I kept thinking was the doctor that molested the mom on "Hand and Rocks to Cradle." So it always kind of was like, who? - When he would drop the glove so that he could actually, you know, manipulate her digitally. - Yes, yes, yes. (laughing) - Okay. - So, and it would, yeah. It was, that was, that part was kind of fun. So we, we did that and then, then we went over to "Magic Kingdom." And, let's see, how can, - Hang out, and hung out there. - Yeah, hung out there. That, that's a good lead into what we talked about before about using Murphy's Law to your advantage. And, and I'll tell the, I'll tell the story now. - Oh, okay. - And I'll try and make it as quick as possible 'cause I know we're already like 14 minutes. So we go from the Comic-Con to "Magic Kingdom" because Taffy had gotten us reservations to eat at the castle, which I talked about on the last episode. And, because it was about four o'clock when we got there, there was not the usual, they kind of assist you in finding a parking spot when you first get into the park. Many people that we listened to our show are aware of that. And there wasn't anybody there telling people where to park. So we're just kind of driving around, driving around, driving around the parking lot. And we managed to get literally the first parking spot next to the transportation center. - So you got, you got princess parking, literally. - Yeah, it was princess parking at the Magic Kingdom, which is like close to impossible. So we get, I mean, I even videotaped it. I was like, this is the coolest thing. We got this videotape, all that sort of stuff. So we managed to walk across the street to where the monorail is. We literally walk up to the monorail station, the monorail pulls right up as we get there. The doors open, we get on the monorail. We get into the transport, we get into the main gate of the Magic Kingdom. We're walking down the ramp and Babaloo turns to me and says, this is the fastest we've ever gotten in the park. - And you say, why would you say that? - That's exactly what I said. Why would you say that out loud? So he says, well, I don't believe that I believe that the positive things happen when you say things, you know, when you say things out loud, you're, you know, thanking the spirits or whatever weird Cuban Bojo shit that he talks about. - Chicken blood. - We'll see. So he says, okay, well, I want to, we have seven, 10 reservations for tonight. I want to confirm that we have the reservations that everything's all set up because I didn't bring the paper with a reservation ticket number. Said fine, we'll go to City Hall, AKA guest services, get a reservation or make sure everything's taken care of. So we walk up to reservation services and I say, you know, hi, we want to confirm our reservations tonight, we have dinner with Castle, what's name under? It's under Latte boy Huffington, she types on the computer, I see nothing in the records. So I said, well, that's impossible. These reservations are made three months ago. Could it be under a different name? So I give her a Babaloo's name. No, it's not in there. Could it be under a different combination of names? Look under that now. She goes, well, do you have the credit card that was put under? I said, no, this was a gift from a friend of ours. Now, Taffy is in a Winter Guard competition in Lake Tampa and can't hear her phone ringing. So it turns out where literally an hour later, we're standing in front of guest services, trying to figure out where our reservation is. - Cut to, cut to it being the break that we have, where we can actually hear a phone. I looked down and I have 12 missed phone calls. Nine of them are from Lollipop saying, call Taylor. Have you talked to Taylor? You must call Taylor. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I'm like, holy crap. So go ahead. - So cut to, we eventually get to where I'm thinking, okay, nobody is near my house where the piece of paper is the Babaloo left on his desk. So I call drum who still has a key to the house and ask him to come down to go into the house, look for it. He says, well, I can't do that. Is it okay if I have my mom come, 'cause his mom still has a key to the house to let when we watch the dogs. So, you know, Mrs. Calhoun, who we've never referred to on the podcast before, drives to the house and calls me on the phone and she's like, I don't see a reservation number on this form. I don't know what's going on. So she reads me everything that's on the form. There's no reservation number. - Oh. - So, and this is actually after I sat for about another, at least half an hour, sitting in front of city hall people watching, which actually wasn't that bad because I enjoy nothing else, but then you make fun of people. So, that helped to pass the time plus. - Now, you have to understand that at this point, he has been in front of the people at city hall for at least an hour talking to them. I have actually talked to the people at city hall. I am on myself out in front of a high school talking to the one WDW dying Disney reservation line while he's still talking to the people at city hall. So it's not like it's just one of those things where, oh, we don't have a reservation, we're gonna sit around and wait. No, there's a stereo that's in multiple different directions. Go ahead. - Oh, and I can only imagine how Taylor is right now during this whole process. - Actually, when I talked to him, I could tell that he had went to the point of, that's fine, everything. He was already passed how I'm looking into the calm talk. - Yeah. - I never got to have her monkey mode. - Okay. - Because-- - Really? - No, because you know how they say, and I forget what TV show this is, it might have been actually modern family where they say, you know, when in a couple, when one person freaks out, the other person gets calm, and then eventually that one person freaks out and the other person stays calm, let's just say I was the calm one. (laughing) Because Bobaloo, I could see him a couple of times starting to ratchet up a little bit, and I would just say, go sit down. Go sit down, I'll take care of this. - And at one point, when I'm talking to the woman, and they're standing in front of her, and I've got her on the phone, and I say to her, what you need to understand is that in about 30 seconds, the two people standing in front of you, one of them is gonna say, you know what, screw it, we're just gonna leave, and sit in, the other one is gonna become hysterical. I said, so we need to diffuse that situation before he gets to that point. (laughing) - And you know what's really bad is that I know that we've talked on the show about the fact that I have the ability to get reservations when we don't actually, you know, necessarily have them that particular day. This might be Karmic Retribution, I'm not sure. - And I did say that at one point, I said, this is Karmic Retribution for all the times that we have gotten into places that we're not supposed to be. (laughing) - No, I was gonna say, this has happened the last two times I've actually had tangible reservations someplace we've had a problem with them. So, I don't even know what to say at that, but go ahead. - So, the short version is that we ended up not eating in the castle last night. We ended up eating a Costco raise, which it was a double cheeseburger, which I love Walt Disney's, Walt Disney World's Cheeseburger, so that was fine. And we, for our, you know, time standing in front of the lady at guest services, who her name was Lisa, and she was wonderful. She was very much-- - It's been a bit any nicer. - She definitely, they definitely trained them well as far as defusing, potentially, you know, violent situations, and she did a great job and would occasionally, while we were standing waiting to get computer things to work, she would ask us questions about, you know, what are you looking forward to doing today, and I'm really sorry this is going on, we're gonna get to the bottom of this, and so she was great. So, she gave us free fast passes for anything that we wanted at the park. So, what we did is we decided, okay, well, the line for Space Mountain, because apparently half of the state of Florida decided to go to Magic Kingdom yesterday, 'cause it was a beautiful day out. We decided to go to Space Mountain. 120 minute wait, I said we'll use our fast passes, we go into the fast pass thing, we're literally five people away from the coaster, Space Mountain shuts down. - Oh. - So, it's one of these now at this point, where we're both like, I don't even give a shit if we just go home, we don't care. I just want to go home at this point. So, we ended up riding the Winnie the Pooh ride, and that was fun, and then about that point, while we were on the Winnie the Pooh ride, the fireworks went off, which means all of the little kids left, and the park cleared out. So, they were open until midnight, so we were there for probably about 11.30, and everything was five, 10 minute wait, so we just jumped on a bunch of rides, and then we left, so. So, it was a very eventful day yesterday, obviously, 'cause I've been talking nonstop for what feels like about seven hours. Okay, we're back, sorry, we had some technical issues, but we're okay now, and-- - I don't know, I don't know, it sounds like you're clenching your butt sheets so tightly together. - Okay, we were going to talk about the fact that I was having stomach issues right now, but thank you for that. But that wasn't what the technical issues were, folks, that was we actually had. - Maybe you were clenching your butt cheeks because you were doing some sort of-- - Yeah, two others, little exercises for your hoo hoo. - My man, Keekles. (laughing) - You're his man, Keekles. - Thank you. - His ass, Keekles. - Well, unfortunately, while the weather was really good for you at Disney World, today the weather was beautiful, but it was way too windy for the skydivers to actually take flight. - Oh, that's right, I forgot that was supposed to happen. - We went all the way up to skydive city. It is a really, really cool area. I will say there is something that is inherently disturbing about sitting in this beautiful environment, and then all of a sudden, humans are dropping all around you. It's a little strange. And when I say humans are dropping all around you, I mean, literally, you are sitting at a picnic table, and off in the distance, you see, you know, oh look, there's a skydiver, and as you say it-- - People calling from the sky. - Right, now, as you say it, like out of your peripheral vision, you see someone that's actually falling right beside you, and you're like, what the hell? It is surreal, and the wind was really bad, and the final group that came in, while we were waiting, they were filling out all there, if you die, you can't sue us papers. - Right, yeah. - They announced, they made an announcement that said, they will only do tandem jumps if the wind is under 20 miles an hour, and it was getting 29, 30 miles an hour, so they're like, we're gonna put a pause on it, so then everybody was just kind of sitting around, hanging out, and we took some pictures, and acted silly, and asked questions, and looked at all the T-shirts, and stuff, and then about two, we waited about an hour and a half, two hours, and then they finally come out, and the manager didn't said, "There's no way this wind is." The gusts were way too big, so 15,000 feet in the air, if the gusts are that big, down on Earth, they weren't gonna take the chance, which was fine with me. - Yeah, I swore, yeah. - So they resubbled it for a next Sunday, yeah. So next Sunday, hopefully, they will be able to hurl their bodies towards the Earth. - Oh, so that is, so it was disappointment all around, but it's a beautiful area, I was actually nice to get up there and kind of ask a couple questions, and you know, Lollipop could look around, and she could watch the people who, especially the ones who were the experienced jumpers that were there, there was a team there called the Muff Divers, so-- - The Muff Divers, really? - Yes, yes, and they all had T-shirts, and they all wore ear muffs on their heads when they jumped, which was so good. But let me tell you something, there are some very, very cute skydivers I thought of you two quite a few times, and there are some very, very, very granola skydivers that are a little scary, but-- - And then everybody was very, very nice, and so skydive city for anybody who lives in and around the Florida area, you should check it out, and hopefully, if they get to jump next week, we are taking video of it, we are paying to have an extra person jump with them so they can videotape them in the plane and as they're jumping, and all that good stuff, and I will post that, so-- - Good, so it was a weekend of disappointment in broken dreams, and-- - Now on the road, and who's the common factor in both of those broken dreams? Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Me? - Yeah, that is unusual. - So apparently, you got your cauldron back from the shop? (laughing) - Just keep that in mind the next time you wanna eat someplace for weird to see you. - Yeah, that's what I'd say. - Keep it in mind, so Rodan, what's going on with you? - I went to the boats on Friday night with Professor Dr. Scott, who is an ass pro? - Hey, what? (laughing) - He's an assistant professor, but I went to a performance, him and a friend of ours were doing on Thursday night, and I was reading the program, they're like, they're both assistant professors, and all I could get in my head, all I was thinking was ass pro, so the whole time while Scott's playing clarinet and Andrew is singing, I'm thinking, oh, there's my two favorite ass pros. So-- - And why are they his favorite ass pros? 'Cause there wasn't a mirror around. (laughing) - Yeah, and then Scott-- - I don't know, with Rodan's ass. - Oh, hey, Scott has his former student, who came as well, and who's hot, and he's like, I called him the Guinness Bear, he's wearing his Guinness shirt, he's like country rough, and he looks, and apparently he has some student-teacher crush on Scott, and it is hilarious, because he was watching front row center, watching Scott and Andrew sing, and he was looking adoringly at Scott the entire performance, didn't take his eyes off him, it was hilarious, it was cute, but it was hilarious in the sense that he could crush Scott with like one hand, it was just what it was like, he's like, this beefy, apparently he does like ultimate fighting or something, it was like-- - Oh, Jesus! - And isn't, if I remember correctly, isn't Professor Dr. Scott a chaste fellow? - Relatively, yes, yeah, he doesn't border on Rodan level sexification. - So he's not a dirty pig bottom, is what you're saying? (laughing) - Wow. - I didn't say sloppy pig bottom, there is a difference. (laughing) - Well, I really do want to-- - Well, he's not John Goodman for crisis. - I was about to say, you've got the market covering on that. - Sloppy pig bottom, oh yes, 'cause I'm having stomach issues, but-- - Well played, Rodan! Well played! (laughing) - You're a horrible person, you know that? - Or wait. (laughing) - Hey, so I lost $100 at the casinos on Friday night, yay! Yeah. - And some guy's G string doesn't count. - Dude, I would have been happy giving $100 to some guys G string on Friday compared to losing it to the Playboy slot machine. - Okay, there was about nine things wrong with what you said. - Oh, that is sad. Okay, first off, I'm not a dude, I don't have a penis. Contrary to popular belief, and secondly, you are playing a Playboy slot machine. Really, Rodan? Really? - Yes. Yes ma'am. (laughing) - And I hope you feel bad about what you've done. (laughing) We're gonna have to rub your nose in it. - Good lord. (laughing) - Well, I was winning. - So is there some bunny that hops up on the screen and like shakes her ass or something? - No, nothing like that. But it was one of those where there's like half naked women on the slot machine and... - Why did you go to that one? - The half naked women? I think they should be able to switch them. So like, if you're a gay man or a woman sitting at the Playboy slot machine, you should be able to switch to Playgirl. - Do you really think it's wise for you to be sitting in Louisiana at a machine with half naked guys? - There's Chippendales. - Yeah, I don't care. Plinkies. - Oh, Rodan, there's Chippendales slots. - I've not seen any Chippendales slots at all. - I bet you've seen a Chippendales slot in your day. (laughing) - Oh, Chippendales' dances are too cheesy, even for me. - Yeah. - And I like my cheese. It's not the dick cheese variety. - Oh, God. (laughing) ♪ Shmagma, shmagma ♪ ♪ Nothing more than shmagma ♪ (laughing) - That can be the title to this episode. - Nothing more than shmagma. - Nothing more than shmagma. - The Rodan story. - All right, I'm writing it down. - I've not had any boutique in a couple of weeks. I've been a good boy. - We didn't ask to be happy boutique. - I like the fact that both of us got very quiet, like we didn't believe him. (laughing) - I know, that's like, come on. If I had boutique, I would have something to talk about. - That is true. You do enjoy-- - You're having a booty call right now. - He's not a booty call. - We're just friends. We are just friends. He's using me for my final fans who are teaming. - Just friends whose mouths fall on top of one another's penises, but okay. (laughing) - Good lord. - See, he's laughing, he's not denying. Thank you, thank you. I was-- - No, there's no-- - All right, thank you, man. - There's no sexification there. - Yet. - We're talking about men falling into each other's penises as I'm watching pictures of my family come across my desktop screen saver. - Why do you have your screen saver going if you're taping a podcast? - Because it just turned on after a couple of minutes. - It's fine. Everything's still running fine. - It's fine, I can run to Texas at back, but Shelby can't, she never could. (laughing) - You're insane. - What else? - I was gonna tell you all something and I don't know what it was, so clearly it wasn't everything. - Well, you did run into Rodin's doppelganger. - Yes, it was not Rodin, 'cause if I was in Florida, I would have told you. - His gang banger? - Yes, his gang banger. That's exactly where we know his doppelganger. - Okay, to the point where I actually called out to this person, Rodin. And of course, I'm a crazy woman screaming in a parking lot, so he turns and looks at me, so then I scream, "Rodin!" - Well, and she sends me a text message like, "Are you in Florida?" I'm like, "No." (laughing) - And I'm like, "I just saw your twin." And the next response was, was he hot? (laughing) - That was my next response. - And I like, that was, so then he goes, I was just wondering if he was fuckable, because it wouldn't be cool to do the person that looks like you. I said, "Do you realize the level of narcissism "that is fucking someone who looks just like you?" And then we both agreed that while that would be disturbing, it'd be kind of hot too. - Yeah, it's one of those, like, you know it's wrong, but yet I kind of wouldn't mind. I kind of probably would enjoy it, actually. - Yeah, so you're saying that if you suddenly were in a club and there was a, you know, an eyeball Rodin, someone who looked exactly like Rodin, and I don't know if that's the right reference, but it's a dork reference, so I assume that it was cool. And you, and he approaches you, and he talks the way you talk, and he drinks the same things you drink, and he's wearing a similar outfit that you would wear, and he looks just like you, you would take him home and fuck him. - I don't know, I think he would annoy me. That's the problem. That is really a problem for me. I think I'd be-- - You wouldn't be fascinated? - No, I think I'd be annoyed by me, which is probably really bad. - Oh, hums. (laughing) - I was just gonna say, not me, I think that would be cool as hell. - And again, vol you. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Taylor. - No. - Would you fuck your dobbler? - No, I would not. Would you fuck your dobbler? (laughing) Ganger was totally a titleist. - No. (laughing) - No, I would not. The shock waves alone, I would need to buy new windows afterwards, so no. (laughing) - Listen, you know that there is someone in their car right now who's listening to this podcast, who's thinking to themselves, would I fuck someone who looked like me? - No, they're probably going, yeah, I'd fuck someone who looks like me. - I was gonna say, yeah, 'cause there are people who are going, I would totally fuck someone who looked like me, and then there's people going, oh my God, the whole idea, I don't even want to think about myself having sex with somebody else, someone myself having sex with myself, but then there's people, you know right now, Pat Gage is looking in the mirror going, I would totally fuck you. (laughing) It's happening. - Pat's staying in the mirror going, I'm a pretty little princess. (laughing) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (laughing) - I was actually thinking Luke Miller's probably going, looking in the rear view mirror going, "Yeah, fuck me." - And Pat is chucking himself like Buffalo Bill and has his hands up in the mirror. (laughing) - Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. - Would you fuck me? I'd fuck. (laughing) - I have that song, I'm totally putting that song behind that. (laughing) - That's a song? - You know Pat has like Melanie in a big hole in his basement. (laughing) - You know Pat said that we don't talk about him enough on the podcast. - I think he's going to change his mind after this one. (laughing) - It rubs a lotion on the skin and does it, is it a toll? - Don't you hurt my precious. (laughing) - Yeah, Pat Melanie, we totally need a scene. (laughing) We need you guys to play out a scene. - We need a scene. We need a video podcast. - He's going to do the opening for us. Yeah, he's going to say it's going to be the video podcast opening. All right, it'll be upon us my co-pilot first. (laughing) - God. - You know what? - Pat Gaick is James Gum. What, except it's not James Gum. It's James Gum. (laughing) - And Jerry can say, "Just Stacey, I can smell your content." (laughing) (laughing) - We can totally have the "Don't Quit Your Day job" players performing "Silence of the Lambs." - Silence. (laughing) Silence of my hand. - Silence of the mons. - God. - Oh, word. Do you still hear the bleeding of the lambs, Clarice? (laughing) - So why is season two of "Shira So Expensive"? - Really? - Because that is your lot in life. - Oh, I was able to get like "Brave Star" season one and "Brave Star" the movie. - On purpose? - Yeah, and "Shira" season one, volume two, for like pennies on the dollar, but "Brave Star" volume two and "Shira" season two are like $900 a piece. Ridiculous. - There's about 19 things there that just make me really sad for you. (laughing) - I know, the problem is that I watched "Prince Valiant" on DVD and I enjoy it. Well, I enjoyed it so much that I ordered the second volume, which is out of print. So I had to go to like a specialty retailer to do it. And so then I realized that they like "Brave Star" and "Shira" and all these other things that are also out of print. So I decided to buy them. - Have you looked on eBay? - No, I haven't looked on eBay yet. - I would look on eBay. - Yeah. - I did buy while I was the comic book invention. I managed to get another lantern shirt. - Did you, which lantern? - I am now, I am officially wearing my blue lantern shirt. - Yay! - So I bought a blue-- - And they had big girl sizes? - They did. They had sizes two X, three X and go fuck yourself. So yes, I did manage to get a shirt that would fit me. (laughing) - Your immediate reaction, since I said that was hilarious. (laughing) - Well good, I'm glad. - Can I talk now? - Can I talk now? - What? - Am I allowed to talk now? - Can I talk now? - Yes, you can talk now. - That's the first time Taffy's ever asked that question. (laughing) - Well no, you guys, yell at me if I try to talk to like you talent Satan. So I wanna make sure I can talk. - Yes, yes, you can talk now. We've been having technical issues. This is going to be the heavily edited podcast this week, folks. (laughing) Yes, no, I bought that and I bought a led, a mini led figurine that you can, apparently you can only get in London or in you know, foggy London town. And that is a Donna Troy. - Oh, that's cool. - Now Donna Troy, for those of you who don't know, is also known as Wonder Girl, the original Wonder Girl. And she's one of my favorite characters of all time. So they had it and I bought it and it's very cute. And it's heavy for, because it's led, so. So Taffy and I have an announcement. - Do you, what is the announcement? Are you getting married finally? - Yeah. - You danched it up. - Yes, I was hoping we were going to talk about this. - Yes. (laughing) And we're going to have to know about this either, huh? - I said you're an idiot for telling me about this, but go ahead. - Yes, no, I am a complete idiot for telling Taffy about this. So a good friend of mine that I work with, my work wife, I have, you know, Babaloo who's my real life wife, and this girl Katie who's my work wife, and Taffy who is, I'm not exactly sure what kind of wife she is to me, but she's some sort of wife. She's the ultimate wife. - Isn't Babaloo technically your husband, 'cause you're the big bottom girl? - There you go. So I have a real life wife, a work wife, and a husband, okay, good point. She recently ran a marathon, a half marathon at Disney World, and she was very excited about it, and she showed me the video at work that her brother made of it and all that sort of stuff, and we start doing a little bit of research, and find out that there is something else coming up in a couple of months, and I will let Taffy take it from here. - Yes, apparently for my 40th birthday, I'm going to climb Mount Everest. Not really, but they are doing, and that's not a nickname for Taylor. They're actually doing a race at Disney World called Expedition Everest, and it's the day after my birthday, and what it is is you do a 5K run, and then after the 5K run, you do a military-style obstacle course, which I have found out more information about than the little tiny baby information we had about it, and then after that, you do a scavenger hunt at night in Animal Kingdom, and you get, if you finish, if you complete it within a certain time, because you have to have a pace of an 18-minute mile for the 5K, even though you can walk it, you still have to keep that pace, and when you finish it within a lot of time, you get a gold medal, or a medal, and you get t-shirts and all this other swag, and you have to be in teams of two, so we are officially a team. We are officially a team, and I've already started training. - Yeah, and I'm gonna start training tomorrow, so because we will probably not be doing the running because of Taffy's ankle, and the fact that I have gravitational pull, so we are probably going to just do a walk. (laughing) - I have gravitational pull, the other title. That's episode 130, this is the end. - We got Rodan this week, excellent. - Yes. - I wasn't expecting that. (laughing) - So, yeah, so we will be, so we're gonna be doing that in June, and we are actually our names on our little, 'cause we get the little bibs, like the marathon bibs, and we are team Taffy and Taylor. - Actually we're team Taylor and Taffy. - Team Taylor, Taffy, okay, so this-- - 'Cause Taylor sent me a scum first. - Yes, excuse me, she is the one who registered it, so I had nothing to do with that. And actually, at the same time, we both came up with a name that we decided not to use, which is Team Fupa, but-- (laughing) - No, he had the best one, no listen. He had the best one. He was doing a Taylor and Taffy hybrid, and he goes, it's like Brian Jolina, only with stretch marks. I laughed at that. (laughing) It was fantastic, it was fantastic. Oh. - So, yeah, so we're doing that in June. - Is it wrong that I looked at surgical solutions for Fupa's this week? - Really? (laughing) - I did. - Oh. - They look all pickable. - Do you have a Fupa big enough to look at it for surgical solutions? - Well, the problem is, is that my belly is smaller than my lower belly, and so, I don't have to call it. So it bothers me. - Okay, well, this is a conversation you and I can have, not on the podcast, but we'll talk. - We'll talk. - For those of you that are vomiting right now, (laughing) I'm listening to this talk about this. I, on behalf of the rest of the plot as my coap, I would like to seriously apologize. - At one point, there's somebody right now going, and we're done with the oatmeal. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) All right. - Well, so that's coming up and many other things, but we need to start wrapping up the show, and we have a voicemail. We actually have two voicemails, but we're only gonna play one of them this week. Taffy, do you wanna talk about the one from Tom? - I do. You know what? I wanna thank you, my darling, because yesterday the five and a half hours spent with my finger up my ass at a Wintergarten competition. Guess what I did? I watched videos of fan arm regiment. Woo hoo! And why did I do that? Because of my iPhone app. (humming) It is awesome and fantastic, and I couldn't stand myself, and I secretly may have touched myself. It was fantastic. I couldn't-- - I'm sure it wasn't that secret. I'm sure a whole fleet of high schools. Let me tell you something. - When you're standing in the middle of the auditorium, yanking the microphone out of the hose's hands going, ugh, that's right. Well, not such a the fact that it was at a Wintergarten competition, and there is color guard video, specific videos that are specifically for color guard, and of course, I was the queen because I was like, look at this, look at this, look at this. Any time a girl would get annoying, I'd be like, look, look, look, shiny object, shiny object. So yeah, no, it was fantastic. It was, couldn't have been more timely. Thank you, thank you, thank you. - And we're thanking, of course, Tom Ticks on the world. - Tom Ticks on the world, yes, thank you again. - You sent us a voicemail specifically about, because you didn't explain what it was. You just kind of started talking about it. - Sorry. - Sent us the notification that there is a Phantom Regimen app for the iPhone. Our other voicemail for the week is from my imaginary boyfriend, Luke Miller. (laughing) - Hello, Pottas, my co-pilot. This is a listener that has not called for quite a while. This is Luke Miller. I did not have a chance to call you out with your voicemail, I'm being back up, because I have been at a very heavy load on my plate, and by plate, of course, I mean. No, I've got a lot going on at school. Eight costumes, which is fun. So I had a response to the fetish conversation, and I figured this would be fun to call in, 'cause I think Taylor might be crossing his legs right now with me about to be talking about one of my sexual fetishes. I don't know if I'd call it a fetish, but I have a thing for a man in a suit. A man in a suit, like a really nice dial screen, 'cause it was very, very nice. I mean, my ex-wife were in the four years. He had to wear a suit every day for work, working in the Capitol, and I did not complain at all. So, yeah, there's nothing. And I'm hoping to come down to Florida at some point this year. I want to go to Disney World and, you know, to come meet everybody, and I've been wanting to meet all of you, all of you people, for a long time. And I definitely want to come down to some point, either this year or next year. So I will be in touch with you on that. So yeah, anyway, I'm really glad you guys have your voice line back, and the show has been great, as of course. Oh, and I had to tell you, I've saved on episode number 69. I still have been on my computer, the John Goodman story. I listened to it the other day, and I'm gonna stir up again. So, there's that. Anyway, hope you all have a great night. I am heading home, and I will talk to you all soon. Love you, bye. - I only have one response to Luke's comment, about possibly coming to Florida, and that would be. - I know, I probably need to know when, so I can plan my vacation around doing Luke. I mean, about meeting Luke. - Okay, which is why you will never know when Luke is coming down here. - You will need the surgery after I rip your fupa off with my bare hands, if you go anywhere near Luke Miller. - Aww. - Yeah, just say it. - You two can find it out, well, you know, I just tuck Luke Miller away in my vagina, and you two can find it out. Whatever you want, that's what that means. Just roll it up into a little ball, and it'll be good, so you do what you gotta do. - Ladies and gentlemen, podcasting's only more super y'all, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - By the way, Luke, just so you know, tank looks damn good in a suit. I'll just leave it in just. - Well, when the three of us come to get you at the airport, and we're wearing, you know, our best black, you know. - The men in black outfits. - Right, we're only with riding pants and boots. (laughing) - We're riding crops. - Yes, we're the riding crop and so. Luke, welcome to Florida here. Put this bit in your mouth. (laughing) - That won't be the first time he's had a bit in his mouth. Let's get real. - Oh, well, yeah. - And Luke actually had told me about this probably about, I think, a week and a half ago, he says that he's thinking about coming to Florida to visit, and Luke, any time you wanna come here, you are more than welcome to come, and we would love to give you a tour of Disney World. - And by Disney World, it means his ass. - Right, yes. We have talked about me being Space Mountain before, have we not? (laughing) - It is a small world actor all over. - The jump to hyperspace, take the jump to hyperspace. (laughing) Pablo's gonna hear this and I'm gonna get punched in the mouth. - You are. - That's worth it. Okay, so. - Hey, but then you'll end up on Tool Academy and my life will be complete. - Again, that statement is very sad. (laughing) - It's hilarious. These people really exist somewhere. That's the best part. - God. You're insane. - I don't know anything about Tool Academy, but I do know that it is 11, 13, and you have a 6 a.m. flight tomorrow. - Yes. - I do. - And I have two more episodes of True Blood and a howler monkey slash Cuban out in the living room waiting for me to go out, so let's wrap this. - And I've got a man to fuck, so let's wrap it up. - Well, there. - So you can visit our blog at potismicopilot.com. - All right, or you could go to our Facebook page, which is, okay, so I love potismicopilot and also the Potismicopilot fan page. Let's see if Taffy knows the new voice mail number line. - Not a clue. I was like, not a clue. Couldn't even tell you. - All right, it is 206-350-1287 and you can also email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. - Yay, so guys, thank you very much for listening to this episode. We'll be back next week with episode 138. As always, this is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And Rodan. - Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. - Bye. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to "Hog Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
