[music] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It's Taffy and she wants to go for Starbucks. It's time for another episode of Pot is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. Hey everybody, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and you just downloaded episode 136 of Pot is My Co-Pilot. It is March 8th, 2010 and I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, boys. And Rodan. Hi. Hi. We are taping on a Monday tonight, though certain people seem to have forgotten that, even though we talked about it at the end of the last episode. I don't pay attention by the end of each show. I need to pee. Well, and there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. And by pee, he means on some poor little Filipino boys face. Exactly. Yes, that was my entire lunch today. I know. Oh, a Filipino, you peeed on Pop Sing's face? No, I sat with my grandmother and her sister and two of their friends and listened to them talk about pearl necklaces and everything they said made me giggle and then I kept getting in trouble because they were just, you know, and he gave me a pearl necklace and I had never wanted to take it off but every once in a while I would take it off and just look at it. And, you know, when you have a pearl necklace across your teeth, that's how you know they're real. I couldn't take it. It was all I could do. I'm sitting in Red Lobster trying not to, you know, pee my pants. Oh, you went to Red Lobster? And I thought of you. I did. Oh, Cheddar Bay Biscuits. I love Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Isn't it funny how Taffy's talking about, you know, sexual things and I go instantly to the Cheddar Bay Biscuits? I know. But that is a sexual thing for you. It is. It's very much a sexual thing for me. I would fuck a Cheddar Bay Biscuit. The titled episode 136. Wow. Like a minute and a half in. That's a new record for us, I think. I think we've had some that have been, you know, within the first four seconds, but whatever. Oh, wow. Hey, you know, I was so confused yesterday. I like got on Skype and I ended up on "Don't Quit Your Day Jobs" 100th episode. Yes, I saw that. I saw that. They felt fun. Yeah, that's very good. They have been waiting for you for a while on that. I know. I feel bad. Like they waited for me. It's weird. They shouldn't have done that because I wasn't all that funny. I need Taylor and Taffy to be remotely interested. So it was weird that you had podcasters that actually gave a shit about your opinions and what you had to say. It was bizarre. I could tell like a whole story. Which one of them was like peeing on twinks. So of course it was. We've been talking for like an hour and I had to pee and we cringed up the phone. Oh my gosh. Well, I'm very, I'm very much looking forward to hearing the show. I know that Melanie is still editing it. So we'll get it in I think May or June according to what Pat says about how she had it shows. But it is coming. It is forthcoming. Yes. It was a lot of fun. And if you guys don't listen to do Queer Day Job, please download it and give it a try. Yeah. So the triumvirate is now complete. I was on 50. Taffy was on 75 and now you're on 100. Oh, they want like all three of us on an episode. Oh my God. Are you kidding? Yeah. Pot is my co-pilot, but I said there's no way that Taylor would edit six or seven tracks. So yeah, they invited us on there. That could be a nightmare. It could be a fun nightmare. We've had six. We've had six people before. Yeah. Yeah, we just. We've done a six way. Could Jesus. Wow. Okay. Now I know the listeners can't pick up on this, but all of a sudden Taffy sounds like she's talking through 16 layers of gauze. She does sound like that. So you're telling me the tank needs to loosen up the ball gag? Probably. Wow. Let's say what you don't do to me because I ain't fronting. So okay. I have a question for you. If you taped the Don't Quit Your Day job lesson, does that mean that you watch the Oscars at all? No. I did not watch the Oscars. Oh my God. The whole idea of us not taping on Sunday was that we could all take watch the Oscars. Okay. Okay. We really didn't talk about that. That we were going to have an Oscar review. Well, it's just a given. You should be able to read my mind by now. You've known me longer than almost anyone. Isn't the Oscars a gay holiday anyway? Did we establish that? Yes. We established that it is one of the high holy days for the homosexual community. Was it good to you? Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler staying next to each other. Hello. Yeah. Yeah. That was that was. Oh, yeah. It moved a lot. Yeah. So did mine. I will say that I did something a little different this year that was podcast ask was that I spent the Oscars tweeting. Did you really? My God. I know it's totally nerdy, but it was a lot of fun. It was. There was there was a. I don't know if I'd go with nerdy. I think I'd go to some noxious. Well, it was it was fun reading what everybody was saying and then putting in my own comments and everything and Babaloo a couple of times said, you know, Oh, say this or say that. And apparently one of my things got retweeted by other by some of our listeners to other to other tweet sites or whatever, namely when the best foreign short picture or whatever came up and that woman came up and grabbed the microphone, I tweeted, why did my nana just yag the microphone away from some black man? Yeah, that was that was the she pulled a Kanye. Oh, she looked like an asshole. Well, yeah, that's pretty much the general consensus that she's, you know, some crazy woman who lives in Zimbabwe and inseminates panthers or something. I don't know. Did anyone win that you thought shouldn't or did anyone not win that you thought should? I'm just thrilled that Avatar didn't win. I said the exact same thing. I was very happy was now having not seen the hurt locker. It might be a piece of shit, but from what I understand everybody that sees it says it's an amazing movie. I just did not want. I thought it would speak to our movie tastes as a nation of Avatar one and not in the good way. And I know Rodan loved the movie, but I just I couldn't and the fact that James Cameron is a fuckhead certainly added to it considering when they asked him what they thought of his ex wife winning and he didn't. He said, well, she learned everything that she knows about movie making for me. So did he really say that loser? But yours. Yes. It's not only our loser. You're a dick. I don't know if you said it being serious tongue and cheek or whatever, but he did say it. He said it too. He said it to Oprah Winfrey's little gay that you think is so cute. Who does all the room decorations? Nate Bercus. Yes. Nate Bercus. And a cheddar bay biscuit. At the same time, he would foot. I would be a lucky pair with a cheddar bay biscuit and Nate Bercus. Nate Bercus in the back cheddar bay biscuit in the front. I would have no problem with that. What is the lucky Pierre? A lucky Pierre. You and I have talked about lucky Pierre. Yeah. We've talked about it on the show too. But to refresh Taffy's memory because she got very quiet there, a lucky Pierre is when it is three guys, one in the front, one in the back, all pulling a train as it were. I thought that was an Eiffel Tower. No, an Eiffel Tower is when you're pretty much getting spit roasted. We've got one in your mouth and one in your butt and the two guys high-five over top of you. A lucky Pierre is when one guy is fucking another guy who is then fucking another guy all at the same time. And the guy in the middle is called the lucky Pierre. And I have done that. So the cheddar bay biscuit would be on one's-- oh jesus. Yeah, I have two. The cheddar bay biscuit would be in the middle. He's just going to say the cheddar bay biscuit is wearing this relationship. No, I already told you, Nate Burke is in the back, cheddar bay biscuit in the front. You can use the cheddar bay biscuit as a ball gag. That would be awesome. But I could fuck it too. Well, that's true. You could eat it after you come in it. If you shove a cheddar bay biscuit, jesus. And that's what we call doing a cheddar bay. That was nasty, yeah. Yeah. Good lord. Okay. I watch my cheddar bay biscuits this morning. That's a lord. And get that image. And we're talking about pearl necklace. Excellent. Excellent. So, okay. Getting back to the Oscars. Yes. I have not spoken to you about any of this because I have my own thoughts. So I'm wondering where our thoughts line up. But go ahead. Okay. Can we just talk for one minute about the tragedy that was Sarah Jessica Parker? Um, thank you. The hair, the dress. The big giant thing wrapped around her neck with that bony collar bone. She pucks back ass. And her ears pretty much touching in the back of her head. Her face was pulled so tight. Okay. Was it not? Was it not? Everyone else's opinion that every single woman A either had on a strapless dress with some big giant fufi crap around her feet or they all had their hair pulled straight back. But then the bangs were kind of sticking up messy, fuzzy, weird. I don't know. I didn't understand it. But Sarah Jessica looked ridiculous. Yeah. I have not watched any of the shows on Best and Worst Dressed. I wonder where they place her. People aren't really talking about her. From what, from the few websites that I've been to, nobody's really mentioning anything about her. She looked. I think they, she looked about 80. Yeah. She looked like Nancy Reagan. She did. She did. She looked like Nancy Reagan. I just, I thought she looked horrible. Okay. That's, that's offensive to Nancy Reagan. I know. Yeah. It's making me feel sad for the next two sex in the city movies. Yeah. I think, I think this is, they're going to become the sex in the city movies are, as if they're not already kind of a joke, just because they're all, you know, snort and boniva between Fox sessions. I think that this one's going to be the one where everybody's really going to be made fun of just because as much as I love, I love the series, I love the movie. I just think that it's, they're probably going to be looking a little too, well, that's what they're saying is they're trying to rush a third one in. So they could kind of get it done. Are they really? They're thinking about you in a third one? No, I think they've already approved it. They're, they're moving on it very quickly so that they can, before they all get too old. So now you have HD. Was there anyone particularly horrible looking? Cameron Diaz, which she looks horrible anyways. She looks horrible standard, but she looked, I mean, and this is the first that I've really seen Cameron Diaz. They talk about how, what bad skin she has and she does have pretty bad skin. I thought that she just looked, her hair looked greasy and her face was all shiny and she just looked like she was kind of high. I don't know. I was very like, ew, I don't think so. Now, I will say, or do we want to talk about the people that we liked or should we want to keep talking about people we didn't like? Okay. The only other one I was going to talk about that I didn't necessarily like was I thought Barbara Streisand with the very, very low cut and then the, you know, my name is Prince Ruffled, you know, grandma's tablecloth coming out of her shirt look ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A dicky really babs. Yeah, she looked retarded, but no, I mean, everybody, everybody to me looked pretty much the same. I thought Miley Cyrus looked weird. I did not realize Miley Cyrus is almost six foot tall. Well, except because she slouches that she looks like she's four foot eight. Right. But I thought she looked very ridiculous. I don't know. I think it was just, I thought the ones who looked good looked really good. And I'm sorry to say the girl from Precious, someone needed to get the, to a stylist and you would think that she would have had people beaten down her door, but to put a big girl in, first off, royal slash navy blue satin draped with sequent clusters of, oh, it was horrible, horrible. Oh, I didn't think so. I didn't think it was that bad. It was bad for her age. She was totally inappropriately dressed. I thought, I thought it was ridiculous. They could have made her look so much more age and weight appropriate. It's not that bad. I'm looking at it now. It's not that bad. I don't know. She did say something. I watched about three minutes of the E, because I, Ryan C. Crest, I want to punch him in the ovaries. Oh. And that's why I haven't watched any of it. I hate all the people who talk. Right. And he, he interviewed her and she did say if fashion was porn, this dress is the money shot and that did make me laugh out loud. She was confident. She was proud of herself. She was happy. That was great. That's all that matters. The best dressed of the night, in my opinion, was Sandra Bullock. Yes. That was a gorgeous dress. She looked amazing at it. Now they said she looks flawless on H.G. She looked really good. She looked very good. Yeah, it was very, very good. And the other dress that I liked, I liked Elizabeth Banks' dress, which was kind of like a gray, it was, it was different. It had these weird, like kind of, not lapels. That's the wrong word, but these weird, like, you know, appliqués across the front of it. That when she came and I went, oh, I kind of like that. And I loved, for some reason, I loved Sigourney Weaver's dress. Oh. I know it. Red, one shoulder thing. Yeah. With a black belt. I did not care for that at all. I really liked it. I liked Queen Latifah's dress. I thought it looked very good on her. Nice. She wore a dress. She had, like, a light purple with, like, a sequenced one shoulder, but it looked good on her fitter very well. It didn't look bad. I was happy with her outfit. And I don't know who the nightmare was that was hanging out all over George Clooney in the red dress, but she looked like Smackness. High priced Italian call girl. What did we think of Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin? I thought they were funny. I love Steve Martin, and I love Alec Baldwin, so I kind of bias. I thought they were funny. I mean, I thought Steve Martin was funnier than Alec Baldwin, but-- Yeah. That seemed very wooden at times. Yeah. It was a little disappointing in that regard, but some of the things they said were really funny. When he called Tom Ford and Sarah Jessica Parker, a couple of close whores, that was very funny. Yeah. No, it was good. I watched the whole thing. There were some times when I thought I want to kill myself right now, but, you know, it was--. Have you seen The Cove? I meant to ask you that. No. No, I can't-- just the two seconds that they showed of it. I'm like, yeah, I'll never be able to watch this movie. You know, Dolphin's Gasping for the Last Breath. No. Yeah. No, that's-- no. I was surprised. Food ink didn't win, but I want to see The Cove. Food ink was amazing. Okay. And how do they start the thing about the horror movies with-- Thank you. Yeah, with Jaws. Yeah. Scariest movie ever made. Why is it the scariest movie ever made? Because it can actually happen. Right. No, I know. No. Well, I will say that I looked away on several, several of those. Obviously, they showed the thing from Nightmare on Elm Street, but then with the whole thing, the one scene in The Shining with the twins always freaks me out. And I was just like, ah, I had my hands up over my eyes and I was like, just tell me what it's over, tell me what it's over. No. I--. But then there were some movies like I knew like every single name to the movies, and did you notice that they did not show Farrah Fawcett? Yeah, that's been all the talk on the internet today that they didn't show Farrah Fawcett. And somebody else they didn't show? Be Arthur. But Be Arthur didn't make movies. Be Arthur made tons of-- Be Arthur was in "Mame." Oh, she was. And Be Arthur was in-- she had a brief part in history of the world part one, Mel Brooks. And she had made other movies before that, so I thought that was kind of it. But if they can put in Michael Jackson, who made The Wiz, then-- Thank you. You know. You know, I was going to ask-- I was going to ask you, I have a real issue with-- if you really-- and not that this matters one way or the other, since none of us are members of the Academy, Dakota Fanning is a member of the Academy. She became a member when she was 12. The year she became a member, the movie that won for Best Movie was Million Dollar Baby, which was rated R, which she can't see. How can a member of the Academy be 12 when movies that are nominated are rated R? She can see a rated R movie. She has to be a company-- legally she has to be accompanied by an adult. But there's nothing illegal about it. Well, I mean, it's not like you're breaking the law. No, I know that. But I'm just saying that seems ridiculous for a 12-year-old to be a member of the Academy. That's just ridiculous to me. But I don't know. That's just me. And on one other note about speaking of Dakota Fanning and that whole thing, Kristen Stewart --Oh, my God. She doesn't even get me started. Her pussy smells like oregano and cigarettes. I'm sorry. She's just-- She's an idiot. She's just stupid. I don't like stupid women. She cannot-- I don't know how on earth she has gotten the work she has gotten. I don't care if I offend all of our listeners who just think Twilight is the greatest movie on earth. She is horrid. I have never seen her once be interviewed or speak at all that she does not come across as just vapid and stupid and I don't get it. I don't get that at all. I will say that Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner, kind of cute. Yeah. Kristen Stewart just looks like an idiot. When finally Cyrus comes off better than you, you might want to think about that. Yeah. It's really good. It's really good. It's really good. How in the world are these guys-- I mean, you can only willingly suspend your beliefs so much. Yeah. But to believe those guys are all going after her, come on now. Mm-hmm. Well, Robert Paton said, "Oh." Okay. All right, so are we done with our official Oscar talk for considering we talked about it for, I don't know, 15 minutes? Yeah. All right. So I just got back from Philadelphia. Yay. How was that? That's right. Why we did a quick 48-hour whirlwind tour of-- well, it was interesting. It was actually-- it was fun. We-- I had to-- He has some interesting pictures. I do have some interesting pictures. Okay. Well, I was up there for my stepmothers 40th birthday. Yes, I'm 37. But that's a story for another episode. And maybe we'll just have your therapist on. Right. Exactly. And my dad wanted me to come up, and I made a DVD like I made for my grandfather last January on iMovie, that sort of thing. So the party itself was nice. It was fun. We were at a place-- those of you who are in Philadelphia might be aware of this-- is a place called Swanky Bubbles, which is a champagne bar. And we had the private-- not the private room, but they have like a dining area downstairs and then upstairs they have a private room that we had from 8 to 10, and then it was open to the general public starting at 10 o'clock. So I mean, most of the people that came were like my grandfather and all of my aunts that are in their 80s and all that sort of stuff. So most of them were gone by 10. My dad and his wife, they were hanging around and everything. And slowly the general public came in. Yeah. And so it was the Jersey Shore and your step-parents, and you're saying right. Right. I mean, pretty much I watched, you know, the situation, dance on the dance board, a diamond girl, and all of those late 80s, I haven't thought about Stevie B in probably about 20 years. And there was reason for that because I wanted to kill myself back in 1988, and when they start playing all that, I want to be the one of the-- oh, ha, start playing it again. When they played Diamond Girl and the crowd went wild, and I realized it wasn't ironic. It was, they all still love the song that I used to dance to in middle school. I was just like, you've got to be kidding me. Well, wait. Was anybody wearing any Ed Hardy? Oh, there was Ed Hardy. There was girls that were-- the world was their gynecologist and the little short skirts. And there was the real tight jeans where you could totally make out the lips of the vagina and then the boots over top of the jeans. Oh, no. No, no. It was bad. There was a-- But enough about your stepmother. [LAUGHTER] No, she looked lovely. She was-- I believe she was wearing leopard print. Well, of course she was. No, I'm not kidding. There was a sizable young lady there of the African-American community that my father, after having like five or six, you know, doers and waters, decided he wanted to, you know, back up on, so I have pictures of my father grinding on Precious, you know, at this party. That was-- [LAUGHTER] That will definitely be-- Joe Pesci does Precious. Right. All I can see is Joe Pesci motorboating Precious. That's like-- Joe Pesci motorboat's Precious, the other title of episode 136. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, that's going to be my-- the picture's going to be my Christmas card next year. I've already decided. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. So then it gets to the point of where now it is. Now, I've been up since five o'clock on Friday morning because I had to catch a really early flight. It is now 130, and I'm sitting in this bar watching SportsCenter because that's how bored I am. [LAUGHTER] Wow. Wow. Because I can't take-- Did you dance at all? No. No. God, no. No. Because everybody in there, the average age with the exception of my father and Chris and a couple of our relatives that kind of hung out towards the end, the average age was literally about 22, and I failed old. Just looking around, I was just like, this is just no-- I mean, this is just like-- It's just bad. It was fun to watch just all the ridiculousness, and then I got tired of it. So I watched SportsCenter for a while, cut to 130 in the morning when my father kind of wanders up to me and says, all right, we're ready to go. I was just like, OK. So I had to drive my-- my drunk father and drunk stepmother home from a bar. Aww. My God. And says class. Like, they were actually both quite funny. My dad fell asleep eventually. So it was me and Chris were talking in the front seat of the car and just kind of just laughing and being silly, and I had her laughing at stuff and more so to keep me awake. So I was very much, I was, hi, I'm Taylor the Latte boy sort of thing. Another interesting thing that I found out while I was home. I let something slip to my mom, and that would be that I am dating someone of the Cuban persuasion because we were talking about something and I made some reference about Hispanic. And she said, Babaloo is Hispanic. And I said, so he, so he is a man of color. So I, but yeah, well, that was pretty much where, you know, that's why I haven't necessarily said anything. And I was like, yeah, and she said, well, you know, what, what ethnicities I said, he's Cuban, to which my mother's response is, oh, you have the same taste as your mom. Oh. So which I was like, oh, that is-- That explains why, you know, she always had the thing where she meets Mitz, a Martinez, Armando Sante, all of these like, Latin guys when I was growing up, I was just like, oh, suddenly I don't bite your dirty. That's kind of creepy in a way, yeah. So, well, my mom always had a thing for Kenny Rogers. So thank God I'd followed that suit. Yeah. I don't know, Tank could get a nip and a tuck. And sell, and sell fried chicken or grilled chicken. So fried chicken. Are there still Kenny Rogers roasters stores anywhere? I don't know. Was that a real store? Was that just Will Sasso and we can find at Kenny Rogers? No. Kenny Rogers roasters. There was, I know there was at least one over in Tampa. Really? Yeah. Why did I think that was a real thing? No. There was a whole episode of Seinfeld about it where they, they built one, which I can't believe I know that because I hated Seinfeld, but there was one where they built Kenny Rogers roasters across the street from Kramer's place. Oh, that's right. And the sign kept him up or something. Right. So they switched apartments and then Jerry Seinfeld got to be crazy and Kramer was the normal one. Yeah. Oh. The menu was originally centered on wood fired rotisserie chicken. Kenny Rogers roasters now operates primarily in Asia. Well, of course it does because, you know, the Japanese love of a large older, you know, country singer with polar bear. So that was pretty much my weekend and I managed to get home in time for the Oscars. I pretty much told my family, yeah, I'm, I'm leaving early on Sunday, so I can get home in time to watch all the Oscars and that was pretty much it. What about you guys? What's going on with you guys? Well, this coming weekend, um, tank and lollipop are jumping out of a plane. Oh my gosh. Yes. That's what lollipop wanted to do when she turned 18. She actually wanted to do when she turned 16 because in this, in the state of Ohio, you're allowed to do it when you're 16, but the state of Florida, you have to be 18. So since we live here, she had to wait. And so she's now officially 18 and they are officially jumping out of a plane on Sunday and I will officially be in therapy because they are the very excited and I am not, but I'm, I'm 100% supportive of the idea of doing it. I just don't necessarily want to witness it. We are videotaping it and all that other stuff, but that's, and that's on Sunday, right? Yes. There's a very good chance you'll be a part of that and where is it that you guys are going? Um, they're going to skydive city in Zebra Hills. Okay. So they're going to, um, it's Bob will lose birth. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. And I know you're not going because I know you're going to be up in the, up in the Disney area, but um, no, um, thank you to do this for a living. He used to jump out of planes and that used to be his, um, his passion. So I don't know if she got it from him or if it's just a thrill seeking thing in her, but I'm excited that they get to do it. I'm have, I have no desire to ever do it. I, I would, I guess if I needed to, but would you ever jump out of a plane? Yes. Yeah. That's going to say I, I don't have any desire to do it. I would do it, but I just, it's not something that's, that one, there's visceral things where you go, oh, I want to do that before I die. I would do it. I just don't have any grand desire to. What about you? Yeah. I'm with you. I, I've had flashes of moments where I'm like, oh, that'd be kind of cool to do it. I, I think I've had my life flash in front of my eyes once many times already. So I'm good. Yes. But his name was Enrique. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Apparently his name was Dwayne. So when rerun fell on top of you, was that like the scariest moment of your life? Yeah. The whole life. Her name is precious. Now, ironically, I would jump out of an airplane. I would not bungee jump. I've done that though. I know you have. I, I guess it's because you have more time to realize what's going on versus the bungee, like by the time you hit the ground, you're, and hopefully you don't hit the ground by the time before. Yes. That's okay. By the time you land gently upon this earth. Yeah. I, I, I just for some reason, I, I, the idea of skydiving appeals to me, the idea of bungee jumping does not, you did, you did that whole thing where you like catapulted on to like a bungee cord. So well, that's true. We did do this. The skydiving. Yeah. The sky screamer. Yeah. Mm hmm. We have done that. That, do you have that videotape or do I have that videotape someplace? I have a videotape of that. I have the videotape. But it's just like the last few seconds. It's not of us actually falling. I think Lola is the only one who actually has a video. No, we. I'm not sure. Do you buy the videotape? I don't know. That. I thought you did because I remember seeing it. I thought I saw the whole thing. Yeah. No, we, I remember we bought the whole videotape because we showed it to everybody when we came back from Orlando. I don't know. If we can find that and we get Lola's permission, we may have to put that as a video podcast. Actually, if we get your permission to. That'd be great. Yeah. That'd be great. So I, I would, I don't know. I don't know. And that was before weight loss. It's attractive. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was, it was the toward alone is the reason why we went as well as we did. It was like a moonshot. Oh, God. So, all right. So the next time Rodan is here, that would be a great pot is my copilot thing to do for the three of us to do that. I think that's a fabulous idea. Right. I do. I will tell you though, there is the element of that knowing what to expect that that's a good thing and a bad thing because there was, you know, the whole ignorance is bliss. It knowing what to expect this time, it would definitely be different. Yeah. I think that would be a great pot is my copilot thing to do. Now I would not do the, the slingshot that I won't do because it spins. That's the ball thing that you sit in and they shoot you up in the air and then the magnet pulls you back down. Hell no. Yeah. No, no, no, no. That, I just have images of, you know, no, no, that's just, that's just, no, that's negative. But, yeah, we should totally do that. That'll be lots of fun. All right. So Rodan, what's going on with you? We've been talking for like a half an hour straight and, and just haven't really had a chance to ask you what's been going on. Ah, dude, I've been stuck in a laptop all weekend. I mean, like literally like in laptop, land, doing depth away from the porn. No, no, no, doing like work forecasting and stuff. It's been miserable. Dawson will still be there if you go and take a drink and come back. Ah, Dawson, that's awesome. I love Dawson. Dawson's the cutest one. No, he wasn't. And he was cuter. Fucks like a jackhammer. No, not that Dawson. No, no, no, no. He's talking about Corbin Fisher. Rodan and about 70% of our listeners know exactly who I'm talking about when I mentioned Dawson. Okay. Is it, is it, is it some gay porn star? Yes. Yes. Oh, I'm bored. All right. Never mind. He doesn't actually do girls though. Yeah. Anyway. So Rodan, I'm sorry. No, it's, it's all good. The, um, so yes, that's what I've been doing. I haven't done any. Boys. I haven't done any socializing. I haven't done anything besides work and it's. And don't quit your day job. And don't quit your day job. And now I'm doing this pot as my co-pilot break and then I have to go back to work. That stings. Yeah. So. What, what, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, I do have, I do a guy, um, okay, well, well, so there's, I have this friend who who, um, I talk, I referred to, you know, I, I was one of the guys I dated over the summer right before I dated the Greek, right? Mm-hmm. Well, he got sick shortly thereafter and so he's upset because he does not have a nickname on the show. And so he was referring to nicknames over the weekend while we were chatting on Yahoo and stuff and he came up with one and I told him I could never, ever use it because we would get letters. We would get letters and we would get like, bad reviews and he wants me to use it. I'm not. What is it? I need to tell you it. He wants us to refer to him as posy. Oh, God. [Laughter] I told him I would refer to him as posy. That's awesome. We can't use it, of course, but it's fantastic. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. Are you? I don't know how I feel about that. I know, right? I know. Hold on a second. In cats, what's the name of the cat that suffers from posy that causes his paws to shake? Who is that? Gus. Gus. That's a wicked column. Gus. Gus. Because Gus is a cat. Yes. He suffers from posy that causes paws to shake. So we could call him Gus. [Laughter] I think that's so funny. [Laughter] Wow. I just imagined the letters we would get. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't necessarily feel comfortable calling him posy. And yet you just did. [Laughter] Again and again. Yeah. Well, we'll need to think on that, so, but we can definitely come up with it. We will definitely come up with a nickname for him. Okay. Well, we have a bunch of voicemails. We have tons of voicemails. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So-- Our listeners are so good. So yes. And I want to thank, before we get started, I want to thank all of the new listeners that have been leaving voicemails for us. So we have, we definitely have a mix of the old and the new with this batch of voicemails that we're playing, but I just want to thank everybody. And it's great to hear new voices and some of the old voices as well, as we'll hear. They take directions so well. Yeah. Our voicemail is from someone who wants to remain anonymous, though, apparently everybody kind of, he thinks everybody knows who he is because he calls a bunch of podcasts. I think I know who it is, but I don't want to actually say the name out loud. And neither should the two of you. Okay. And he wants to comment on our fetish stuff that we talked about last week. Fabulous. Okay. This is not going to be anonymous because too many people know my voice, but here it goes. You were talking about fetishes. I actually love giving a good little slap on the ass while I am fucking somebody. I've never gotten into a full grab a paddle and go to town on somebody, but I haven't yet. I guess, unfortunately, I am a little too vanilla, but great slap on the ass. It's great. Unfortunately, I had to hang that one up with the current partner because I never couldn't make his owl into an oo. So there you go. Anyway, love the show. Talk to you later. Bye. Now, does that mean he likes to slap the ass or he likes to have his ass slapped? I think he likes to slap the ass because he says he wants his partner to go from an owl to an oo. So I think that's what that's all about. Well, he did call back and kind of added something that I find rather interesting. So he called back a couple of days later and this is what he said. Okay. So Taylor, Kathy and Rodan, calling back again because I realized finally what my fetish actually was. Yeah, it is the Mormon missionary uniform. I don't know what it is exactly. I guess it's the clean cup look, the white shirt, the ties, you know, the little badge they wear in the book of Mormon, but something about that just gets my motor running and hammering the head on the highway. So it's kind of funny when I see that Mormon's exposed calendar, don't even try to pretend you don't know what it is. I am actually more turned on by the guys in the Mormon outfit than I am when they're, well, stripped down basically. So just as a little side note, if Rodan ever wanted to have a guaranteed night of fun, all you have to do is show up on my doorstep, dress as a Mormon missionary, and the fun will begin. So there you go. And thanks always for hilarious shows. Have a good day. Bye. You know, he brings up an excellent idea. We should do a pot as my co-pilot calendar. And if we get 12 fetish, no, listen, if we get 12 fetish calls, we could dress up as them for each month. Rodan, you could totally be the Mormon missionary. Yeah, you know, there is something actually strangely, I've thought about the whole Mormon sex before Mormon missionary sex before. Okay, Mormon missionary, not altar boys, there's a difference. No, but you know, there's something about the whole like, you know, young guy, the short sleeve white shirt that's like, I'd smack that ass with the Mormon. Okay, whatever, don't finish that sentence. Right, somewhere, Donnie Osmond is, you know, work on. Oh, Marie Osmond, too soon. Too soon. Oh God. You know, lucky was Mormon, but he never went on his missionary thing. He liked it on all fours. No, he did like missionary. I meant he didn't go on a mission. Anyways. Well, we have a, and I will admit, this is my favorite voicemail of the week. You shouldn't pick notes. Trust me, as much as I love the fact that all of our listeners called when you hear this, you will understand why this is Nessa calling in about fetishes. I, I'm just going to play for you. He howled. I bought his my co-pilot, it's Nessa, I'm calling to share in Taylor's misery of being sick because I'm sick now, too, but I actually wanted to call and talk about the, what was it, the cold meds, what are you doing to me? The mukafilia or whatever stuff that you're into or weird stuff or whatever. In my younger days before I was a married lady, you know, because I'm attracted to the nerdy boys video games all the time, and I had an ex-boyfriend who liked to play video games as I, yeah, I basically suck to talk while you play legends all day, so for a while, like hearing the music in the background while I was going to town on whatever, I kind of correlated the two, sort of word, and so for a while after that, anytime I hear the legend of Zelda music, I'd be like, all right, let's go. And I thought I would call and share in your last couple shows that have had me howling, so good job guys. Anyways, I'm going to hang up now, have you, bye. So now now is a bagpipe music that does it for, is it a husband Scottish? It's the legend of Zelda music, so. Oh, Link. That's awesome. I've got a plus eight sword right here for you, baby. Oh, good Lord, he wishes he had a plus eight sword. He just wants to get in the middle of a triforce. I have a magical cheddar bay biscuit right here for you. Suck that biscuit, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it. Good. So. Yeah, that's that, that was when I heard that I, I had to listen to it like twice, like, but she really just say what I think she said, but yes, we, we love Nessa. Nessa is part of the wonderful stars and tartans podcast. So if you guys aren't listening to it, you need to, you need to just go over to starsintartans.com or look for it on iTunes. Next we have a call from a new caller who's never called us before, and this is John in North Carolina. Well, hello, John. Howdy, John. Hey, pause my co-pilot. This is John from North Carolina. I'm a huge fan of you guys. I've been listening since episode 70 something. You guys are my guilty little pleasure, because I've never really figured out how to tell anybody that I listened to a podcast about two gay guys and the mom talking about their lives. In fact, I've always kind of wondered why I do listen to a bunch of three random strangers not from Jack talking about their lives. And it finally hit me, listening to a couple old guys, Anna Dan, talk about their sex lives. They gave me hope that when I'm old too, I might have a fact that sex life as well. Kidding, I'm kidding. I love you guys. That's for all those cradle robber jokes. You know, you do have some younger listeners, Taffy, if you're ever in the neighborhood visiting your daughter's school, be sure to drop me a line off, tell you guys some great restaurants around here. We have some K&W's, Cracker Barrels, lots of early bird specials. Love y'all. Bye. Well, John, yes, we are aware very much of the fact that we have younger listeners. In fact, Rodana's fucked. Most of them. Hey, hey, hey. Five star reviews. We gotta get them stuff out. That's true. That's true. You are a giver. He'll give you a gum job like you've never had before. Oh. Oh. You best. So. Well, but see, then you have the student discount and the senior discount. So see, he's, he's thinking there. And you just have to tuck him in before Matlock and he's fine. I love my Andy. Oh, God. All right. We also have a call with a question from Melissa in Orlando. Melissa and Melissa is the girl, girl of mayhem. Somebody say, Oh, yeah, great. Wow. Oh, yeah. Wow. You suck. That was good. Hey, Taylor, Kathy and Rodan, it's Melissa in your lando, aka the girl of mayhem. I just finished listening to your latest episode and, of course, I love it you guys are so freaking funny. It's unbelievable. I think I'm going to question for you guys that maybe you can answer. Maybe not. But I thought I'd try. I'm a fairly new podcaster. I was wondering what kind of advice would you give for, like, beginning podcasters? I'm only three episodes into my personal podcast and all about kind of my fan podcast. So I'm just wondering if you guys have any secrets or tips. So if you guys could let me know, that'd be awesome. Keep up the great work, guys, and look forward to you next time. Hi. Do we have any advice for her about doing a podcast? Don't. One that can do the editing that's the best advice I have for you. Never edit yourself. Yeah. Never edit yourself. Yes. That's the best advice I have for you. Or you can be the editor and have all the power as to who gets the funny jokes. Well, that is true. Well, if that was true, we'd have, like, five-minute podcasts. If you're going to do a podcast, I would stay consistent. That would probably be my best actual rule. What do you mean as far as putting out episodes or? I mean, as far as, you know, like, if you say that you're going to do a podcast once a week, then do a podcast once a week. If you say you're going to do one month and do one a month, but don't, you know, there's a lot of podcasts that do two or three episodes, then they'll go three months without doing another one or something. I would just say consistency is probably to build a listener base. Yeah. You don't think so? That's a good point. Ultimately, the most important thing that I could tell you is just to have a good time doing it. That's not fun, and, Lord, I'm listening to some, I just tried picking up some new podcasts recently, and some of them are painful to get through because they don't sound like they're having a good time. It's now it's becoming sort of like a burden to them, and I just, I, I'm getting quickly. Yeah, but it's not fun. Don't do it. Exactly. Yeah. That, that, that would be my, to anybody, we get this, actually, we get this question a lot from, from people starting, starting new podcasts. And that would be my, that would be my suggestion. And I know that she has a podcast that is a fan podcast for Sons of Mayhem, but she's recently started a personal podcast. And if you will all give me just a second, I will tell you what it's called. What is Sons of Mayhem? Sons of Mayhem is a show on FX. Oh, okay. I was just trying, I was like, why would that, why does that name sound familiar? Yeah. I cannot find it. I, she sent me an email about it, and I cannot find it anywhere. So I, I apologize, but, um, we will. Damn it. Taylor. Yeah. I, I apologize. But, you know, Melissa, if you want, send me an email with the name of your show. And if you want, I will say it on our next episode. We'll plug it hard and, and, oh, Jesus. Promise. So. And maybe smack its ass. I don't know. Well, plug it hard and smack its ass. And speaking of plugging it hard, we have a call from a longtime listener who's excited that we have our voicemail back. Yay. Who's, who'd that? I'm going to tell you. Hi, Taylor, Taffy, and Rody. And this is Kathy and Montana. Um, I'm so glad you guys have voicemail again. Whoo hoo. I have a call and say, hi, fuckers. I say this is for Taffy. So let's talk about the Soldier of Love video song, new one. Um, so how many times do you suck to that yet? She's my favorite of all time favorite, favorite artist ever. And I'm so excited that she has all this new stuff coming out. Anyway, I hope you guys are doing good. Happy birthday to Lollipop. Is it Lollipop who's turning 18 in character? Yeah, it is Lollipop. Happy 18th birthday, Lollipop. Don't listen to this show. It's trashy. But too innocent for this, vulgarity and stuff. Okay. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Hi, Rody. Did you fire anybody lately? The first wedding song that we danced to was "Shard Day." Both of my children were born to "Shard Day" playing in the background. And I can guarantee you that we have fucked on more than one occasion to pretty much nine to ten of her songs on a regular basis. "Soldier of Love" is definitely one of them, not to the video, mind you, because the whole idea of her whipping a whip around and that silver bikini top kind of freaks me out a little bit. But yeah, I know the song is great, guys. Oh, please. You've got the outfit. Yeah. You have our own whip. But thanks so much. And we make our own videos. But that's another story. I will say that Tank's favorite "Shard Day" song to fuck to, believe it or not, though, is Jezebel. Well. Which should not surprise you at all. He has met you. Oh, hold on. I'm being told something. What? He said the only music he needs is me-moaning. Gross! Oh! You made Taylor go crap! That's, oh, ew. And now he's making physical gestures that are, that of Quagmire. So I'm not going to go with that. He's going out gig, gig, gig, gig, gig, gig, gig, gig, gig. All right. Like he's slapping my ass. But yes. So yes. I do enjoy the "Shard Day." I wish she would fucking tour it upsets me to no end, but other than that. Still no, still no word on a tour? No one word on a tour. That is, that is our arrangement. If she tours again, no matter where she tours, we are going to go. So I could be, you know, in fricking BFE, but I will go see her. Are you going to be okay wearing a burka in Afghanistan to watch our day for a tour? That would be awesome. Because you should be wearing nothing underneath it and the tank would be fingering you. That's right. I'd be wearing a Nate burka. It's Nate Burka's and I'll be wearing Nate Burka's as a backpack. Fanny back, good lord. Okay. We have one more call and that's from Tracy. Hey guys. This is Tracy, AKA Octopus we put on the Twitter's. I'm also on Facebook. Anyway, I've just finished listening to episode 135. This is the first time I've called in and I'm driving home and as I was listening and I passed a car that had, and it made me think of you all because it had, it said on the back, you know, it said Elvis, 1942, Goodman 2008 and I'm not quite sure who they're referring to but I tried to take a picture of it but my cell phone wasn't cooperating and I couldn't really do it while driving but very well but my, don't really have anything else to say. I love your show. I listen to it whenever you put it, put one out and I, you know, so I guess that's it. I'm kind of rambling because I'm in traffic and I'm trying not to die. So I guess that's it and I can't wait to hear the next show. Bye. Okay. If she lives in, I don't want to visit because she's going to kill us. Yes, because apparently she takes pictures and calls people and is driving all at the same time. Tracy's a multitasker. But thank you for listening. I just say, Tracy's a multitasker. I appreciate that. Yes. In the middle of all that, she's also listening to our show. So I guess we can't give her too much grief and actually she was one of the people that I was talking to on Twitter last night and she lost that phone. So apparently somebody stole her phone. So we're sorry to hear that your phone's gone, but we're glad that the roads are a little more safe now. Except, you know, now she's got an eye touch where you can actually dial. You have to, you know, slide and move. By the way, I kind of say that my eye touch is dead. I don't understand what happened. I loaded it on. I set it on the docking thing for it to upload the songs that we had purchased and to charge. And it said, "Restoring factory settings," and I'm like, "What the hell?" So it goes through this whole thing where it races everything on my iPod and said, "Would you like to install the settings that you have saved?" So I hit "Sure." It shows everything's on there like it's supposed to. I hit "Adject." I take it off. Nothing's on there. No song. No picture. No movie. No nothing. None of my applications. Nothing. That's exactly what happened to my old iPod faddy or iPod nano faddy. So does that mean that they just decide not to work anymore and that they don't? That's weird. So, Rodan, what did you do? Well, I wanted a new nano, so I just got one. No. Well, there is always that as an option, I guess. That's not where I was going with that, okay? This eye touch is less than a year old, though. Yeah. I would call your Apple piece. Well, it's funny you should mention that because I had problems with my eye touch today, where I went to go into a website for a cheats for Arkham Asylum and it kept like where it wouldn't connect, where I just had the spinning wheel, the equivalent of the spinning wheel in the middle of the page and it was like 15 minutes and I couldn't, I would try turning off safari and turning safari back on, all that sort of stuff. And I eventually just had to restore the factory settings. Well, I'm hoping that if something will happen to me, I'm going to let it sit and then tomorrow I would try it again, but I was pissed because I was doing it for a reason. I kind of needed to take the iPod with me this morning and then it just completely, I mean, I sat here and waited and waited and waited while it restored everything. And then it showed on my computer that everything was back up to normal and as soon as I ejected it, nothing was there. That's weird. Yeah, it did not make me happy. So I'm going to call Apple tomorrow and say hello. Not pleased. Yeah. Well, you heard about the whole PS3 weekend where the PS3's like, don't even go there. I was a lunatic last Monday when I could not get on PlayStation. It's my day off for the week and I have the house to myself and I'm going to sit and play PlayStation or watch movies on Netflix and I can't do any of it. Yeah. Yeah. And he can't play City of Heroes because he gave it up for Lent. So then he was fucked completely. Right. I haven't played City of Heroes. I haven't played City of Heroes at all. So all he could do all day was jerk off. I didn't hear what the devil said. I didn't hear what Satan said either. I said all he could do was jerk off. Oh, well, that's all she did was jerk off. Well, well, all right. He's got a joystick. He'll play with playing Jesus. I got a hard cock and a recipe for Cheddar Bay Biscuits. I'm set for my days off and on that note, okay, as always, you can go to our blog, which is potasmycopilot.com. You can call us at 206-350-1287 email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com be our friends on Facebook at, okay, so I love potasmycopilot and the official potasmycopilot fan page. And that's pretty much everything for right now. Next weekend is we've got a lot going on. We have Bobaloo's birthday, so I'll be, I'm sure we'll be talking about that. Taffy's husband and child are bringing themselves out of a plane. And wrote Dan, we'll have something shoved in his rectum. So I'm sure we'll all have tons of stuff to talk about in episode 137. Leave us five star reviews and don't forget to call and leave us more fabulous, fabulous voicemails about your fetishes, your life, and all the wonderful things of you. Yeah, we are all officially caught up on voicemails for everybody. So everybody's, if everybody's voicemail should be paid. We're still responsible. Yeah, I know, right? See, and you all thought that this was going to be a one time thing and the voicemails are going to go away. Hey, it's only been two weeks. Hey, hey, that's more than we thought we were going to do. So shut up, that's a good point. Good point. Well played. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well, thank you very much for listening. And I'm so glad that we decided to do a 35 minute show like we said we were going to. I know. That's amazing. All right, everybody. This is Taylor. And Taffy. And Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye bye. Bye. Bye. You've been listening to Hot Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter? See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING] (dramatic music)
