(upbeat music) - Facebook is neither social nor networking, discuss. It's time for another episode of Pot is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Tefi Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. (laughing) - Okay, sorry. - One. - Two. - Three. - Four. - Five. - Five. - Six. (laughing) - Do you really wanna start the show? (laughing) Because I'm thinking probably not. - I already can't breathe when I even started yet. - I was just like, "We're totally keeping all this in." - Okay. - Keep going this in. (laughing) - Hey everybody, this is Taylor. (laughing) - Just for that, no. No, you do not get to do the intro. That's right. I'm usurping your territory. - She's peeing on you right now. - Time for you to realize that I edit the show and could just put in my own intro at the beginning. (laughing) - Great. - I'm just gonna say, yeah, that's right. Now I'm just gonna be mute for the whole entire thing. So enjoy. (laughing) - Go ahead. - That's right. No, no, go ahead now. - No, no, no. - Please, please, I'm begging you, please do the intro, please. - It wouldn't happen now if you actually begged me. I believe Rodin can do it if you would like. - Rodin Beggar. - No, thank you for downloading episode 134 of Pause My Co-Pilot. - I was gonna say, Mr. Divide and Conquer. (laughing) - We're coming off a taffy coming early. I mean, pressing your button early. I mean. (laughing) - Nice. - And I always thought that was a problem of middle-aged men, but apparently no. (laughing) - Okay, so you're joined by your co-host, Taylor the Latte boy. - Hello. - Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Sup, bitches. (laughing) - And this is Rodin. - Or as we like to call her, Taffy left eye Carlisle Huffington apparently. - Don't go take some waterfalls. (laughing) - Mary J. Huffington. - Yes. - Yes. - Wow, how was your guys' weekend? Did you spend too much time together? - No, I was so busy this weekend. Oh my God. - I was very busy this weekend too. - This is one of those kind of weekends where I literally sat down and when I sat down I thought, I haven't sat down today unless I was driving. You know what I mean? I was one of those things where I was like, oh. - Now did you, so did you guys not hook up at all this weekend? - Oh no, we saw each other multiple times over the weekend, but it was-- - I don't think we hooked up at all, but we did see each other multiple times. - That's what, this is all sexual attention you heard for the first two minutes of the show. - Well they won't, they. - It's who's the boss moonlighting extravaganza, right? - I get to be Maddie Hayes. (laughing) Which means from now on, all video podcasts will have Vaseline put on the lens so that way I come up with a very soft, you know, glow about me. I thought you put Vaseline on your microphone. - No, but apparently though, Taffy took pictures today, and Taffy uses something called Picnic, some like, which is kind of like some sort of photoshop thing. And apparently there is a button on there called the cum lens because every time she uses all these pictures and she has some of them, I think, on the Facebook page and she's posted them on the blog as well, where they have this weird like shiny-- - Almost like a wax figurine-type overlay on it. - Yeah, and I think it looks like somebody's shot a load all over the camera lens. - Nice. - Which all that means is that he is taking a picture of a camera with a camera that has a load shot all over it and that is how he knows what it looks like at some time. - Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me too. - Cameras have never tasted so good as when I'm taking pictures of Taffy. (laughing) - Why, thank you. I consider that a compliment, actually. (laughing) That's right, I'm pretty sure the taste of Taffy has just a hint of tang. - Oh, I didn't say you, that's good. (laughing) - The taste of Taffy has tang. (laughing) - Better tang than twang. - Well, that's nasty. - Get thee to a gynecologist. (laughing) - Sarudiana, what did you do this weekend before we go into our tirade? What did you do? - I actually, I looked for a new house, or I mean, I looked to rent a new house. I mean, I haven't found anything, but I'm just looking to rent a different house. - Why are you going to a different house? - Yeah, why? - Just because, I don't know, I've said that. - Because the floorboards are already filled. - No. (laughing) No, the school kids know where I live. No, the- (laughing) - No, it's not the school kids, it's the parents that know where you live. (laughing) - No, I just- - Well, when one has to register every time they move to a new parish. (laughing) - Oh, wow, look how, he said parish. - Wow. - No, look at me all fancy and stuff. I've seen Steel Magnolia's 1900 times. I know they're called parishes instead of counties. - Chicken pea parish. - Oh. - Wants to take a crack at Wiza. - No, I want to upgrade, kind of where I'm living and stuff, and I just, I don't like the neighborhood, so. - Orgy shower, not big enough for you. - Oh, but that's the thing, is that none of these other houses have an orgy shower, so I'd have to go like go back, which feels great. - Well, how many times have you actually used the orgy shower for said purposes? - Well, not for more than one-on-one, but it works pretty well for one-on-one sex. I've had sex in the shower probably a good 10 times. - Do you have like a little built-in ledge? - Yeah, no, there's like two or three different levels of ledges in there. - Yeah, that's awesome. Get your leg hiked up on one? - Well, it's not really that high. I mean, there's like one at one foot and like one at two foot, so it's not, I mean. - So kind of like a kitty stool. (laughing) - Wow, that was good. (laughing) - And it's okay to throw up higher 'cause there's center of gravity is lower to the ground, so it makes it much easier. - You're a bad man. - Oh, yeah, and nothing else has like a water view like I have to buy you view, so. - Of the shower? - No, I mean, just buy, you know, the view of the water in general, bastard. - The actual water. - Yeah. - So are you, do you, I know you rent is your lease up soon? Is that why you're looking for something new? - I've been on month to month for about a year and a half now, so. - You just get the itch to move? - Yeah, I mean, I don't want to go through the process of moving, it's just, I either have to settle in here or I need to go somewhere else. And I just don't feel, I mean, 'cause I, this house, right, was initially for Sprout and I, and Sprout and her moved in, and then I asked Lucky to move in, and we broke up pretty much immediately after asked him to move in. I just, it's like cursed, so. I just, I need to leave. - Now, are you not looking for a bigger house, so are you? - No, but I've gotten used to this much space, so I think going smaller would hurt, which is part of the problem too, is that there are houses for rent, but they're a little bit smaller, and about the same price, so. That just doesn't make sense to me. - No. - Yeah, so it might be one of those where you just kind of lucked into a good deal, and now you're, it's sort of a blessing and a curse kind of thing. - Yeah, well, I mean, my utilities are out of control in this house, so. Whatever I make up for an additional rent, I'll probably make up for on, or what I lose an additional rent, I'll make up for on on utilities. - Well, that's what we call a reframe in the counseling world. - So, so the hunt has begun. - Well, you know, it's easier to, nevermind, I need to go there. (laughing) Just for the sport of it, if you hot glue coral pieces to a five-year-old and make a run through the forest, they will look like deer at some point, though. - Well, and I kind of regret not being able, you know, it's part of this is that I'm not really able to buy right now, and most of the time I'm okay with that thought process, because just the pain in the ass of owning a house was a bit more than I was ready for, and probably a bit more than I can handle right now with as much work as I do. But at the same time, I mean, there's a ton of houses out here that are really well-priced, and it's like, you know, there's times I wish I could do more. - Well, if you want to talk real estate sometime, when we're not on pot as my copilot, please give me a call because I can assure you, I can help you with a little real estate. That won't be a problem. I know all the ins and outs of all kinds of ways that you can afford anything you want. - Yeah, and now we know who the architect is of the financial, the architecture's financial ruin. - Yep, she has benches all over Pinellas County with her face on it, 'cause she just likes when people sit on it. (laughing) - Come see me, it's Happy Carlisle Huffington for all of your housing needs. - So what did you guys do this weekend if you had run ins but not a lot of hanging out? - Well, let's see. Friday night, we hung out and had dinner at Casa Huffington. - Aw. - Yes, we were invited over and the magic word other than being invited over dinner is ribs. (laughing) When there's ribs on the menu, you know, the fat boys come a runnin' and as always, they were delicious and Taffy was helping me. I, a while back, actually last January when I went home for my grandfather's 80th birthday party, I had made this big DVD of all these pictures that my family sent me from, you know, 1746 or whatever these pictures are from. (laughing) And my dad is throwing a party for his wife, AKA my stepmother, who was turning 40 next week. - Aw, it's like she's only a couple months older than you are. - Yes, so I got all of these pictures in the mail and my dad, of course, waiting 'til the last minute wants me to do one of these and I don't have a scanner here, but Taffy has one, so that was part of it was that I got to go over. Not only did Taffy feed me, she also scanned to help me to scan all these pictures. - Aw. - I've decided at the beginning of this movie you should play the theme to the Jersey Shore. (laughing) - Yeah, it's pretty much this woman who I don't call mom, but you know, I guess I could if I really wanted to piss her off. - That would be awesome. (laughing) - And it's tons of pictures of her from the 80s and 90s and you can tell the year by the circumference of the hair like over the sides of the shoulders and the sides of the shoulder pads and the shade of chartreuse or hot pink that everything, these pictures are hysterical. And then we can, you know, put it next to my dad who it just-- - It's so catchy. - The first picture and said, is she 12? And I'm like, no, it's just compared to my dad. - No, she has on a midriff. Like an actual, like, circular-- - I mean, is it like-- - 88 midriff, but it was 1996. - Okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, and the pictures from the 90s look like, you know, if Tony Braxton had a clothing line, it would be worn by my stepmother-- - Oh. (laughing) - Tony Braxton had a clothing line that's totally one of the titles. - That's awesome. (laughing) - Yeah, it's a lot of, you know, black double knit with weird straps going across the chest and all that sort of stuff. - My favorite was the white sailor suit with the brass buttons and the navy blue trim. - Yeah. - All was your dad dropping her off at school. - Yeah. (laughing) - So-- - Yeah, we can't give Rodan any crap about that anymore. - Why? - Well, considering your dad married a zygote, you know, (laughing) can't give Rodan anything about that. - Well, apparently that's why Taylor and I are friends. I have more in common with his father. - Right. (laughing) - Yeah, and when you consider that my stepmother, which is weird saying that my stepmother is 40, but drum is 42. - Yeah, it creeps me out. - That is weird. - Yeah, that's kind of one of those weird, like, okay, at one point I was like sitting the first time that I really like drum-maked him and met the family and we were all sitting around talking, I'm like, my boyfriend is older than my dad's wife. Like, it was just, it was just a weird thing. But that's, you know, there's lots of families that that happens with him. And, you know, as much as we're sitting here making fun of our clothing, I'm sure all of us have pictures from the '90s that we would not want to see the light of day ever again. - We should find those pictures we have of the '90s and we should post them. Because I know, I immediately know which one I would post and it's horrific. - I have some bad pictures from the '80s. I have a horrible sweater that I used to love that was white, so a white sweater that should tell you something right there with Kelly Green and, like, bright purple on it. - I'm sorry. - But wait, wait, was it, like, you know, paint splashes-type? - No, it was some weird pattern. Like, not like the weird Bill Cosby sweaters, but it was like on that, like, you know, on that level. And I had my parted hair and I had my, you know, Playboy bunny, you know, gold. - Did you wear a-- - Did you wear a-- - Did you wear, like, the bullhorn necklace? - The Italian horn? No, but I always wanted an Italian horn so bad. Oh, my God. - Oh, I know you have. - Listeners, listeners, listeners. We need an Italian horn necklace and, you know, 10-karat gold for Taylor. - I will wear it. I will totally wear it. - Yeah, that's gonna happen. You need to accept that right now. That is happening. Yes, yes, yes, yes. If I could figure out a way to get back into my IOU sweatshirts, oh, my God, I totally would. - Well, you wore a stick back then. - My United colors have been in time sweatshirts with a pop collar, a sweatshirt with a pop collar. You've got to love the '80s. - Oh, yeah, absolutely. So that was Friday night. And then we also just kind of hung out and were really kind of all slap happy by the end of the night. - Well, that's because Bobaloo did something that we were talking about today. And you know how certain things when you're in the right from a mind to strike, you was funny. Well, the littlest Huffington comes bouncing into the office and we're in the office getting the pictures. And of course, we have three computers set up in our office and she hops on one and goes on Facebook. And then I yell at her until she needs to go get a shower because she had had like a six hour practice. And her birthday was yesterday. So she goes on Facebook and checks her status and all this other stuff. And then goes into the bathroom to take a shower to which Taylor and Bobaloo look at each other and they look at me and they go, your 14 year old just left her Facebook open unattended. And you can see the wheels start. (laughing) - To which Bobaloo types on her status, I just farted and it smells like joy. (laughing) And this proceeds to tickle Bobaloo for the next half an hour. He gave him a bath, it was ridiculous. Fast forward, 35 minutes, when crazy gets out of shower and she comes back in here and she sees the status and she just goes, it takes this really deep breath and starts typing. She doesn't say anything to any of us and all she types is, my mother's best friend is immature and doesn't know right from wrong. Please just read by the bottom post and I'm like. - You can just delete them. - Oh, she did. - She did, she did delete it. - But that was after 100 of her bestest friends commented. - Right, so then we all had to take comment out. But in fact, to the point where Tank's great aunt sent a Facebook comment to her that said something about, you know, like lemon joy, like the dishwasher. (laughing) So, I was very funny. That was our, every time I'd walk by her, I'd go, says, "Oh, it's joy." And she was just like, "You're not funny." So yeah, that was. And then yesterday, we met foul monkeys in Tampa. - We met Ricky and Julian and Guru Nooti, one of our listeners. - Guru Nooti, that's a cool name. - Yes. We went to hamburger marries and e-bore. - Which is really nice. They just opened like three weeks away. - I was gonna say there's a hamburger marries and e-bore? - Yeah. - It just opened three weeks ago. It's huge. It's much bigger than the one in Fort Lauderdale. - It's where the old dish was. Upstairs, right in Central E-bore? - Oh, okay. - Yeah, it's really nice. - So, and that was a lot of fun. The burgers were great. If you're going there for a quick meal, don't. (laughing) 'Cause the gays don't move very quickly. - No, no. - And apparently, I was not aware that the, apparently the United Nations of Divas consists of Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, Christina Agonara, Madonna, and Lady Gaga, because we sat there for about, was about three hours. - Yeah. - And those are literally the only people whose videos they showed. - Yeah. - They're on a loop. - On a loop. It was about a two and a half hour loop 'cause by the time we were finishing up, they were starting to show the videos that they showed we first walked in. And Beyonce, Beyonce's in there too. - Well, of course. I mean. - Well, there has to be one black girl. And I guess Beyonce said. - But Ricky looks fantastic. - Ricky, look, okay. Let me tell you something about Ricky. Ricky says, for those of you guys who listened to "Found Monkeys" on his last episode, he says he's lost like 15 pounds, he's full of shit. - Yeah, yeah. - He's completely full of shit. He's definitely lost more than 15 pounds. And he looks really, really good. - If he lost 15 pounds, he lost all 15 pounds from his face because he looks, I mean, he looks amazing. Not that he didn't look amazing before, that's not what I'm saying, but he does look amazing. He walked in, when he walked in the restaurant, you have like, you know, there's probably a hundred feet from the door to us, to which Taylor equips and looks. I mean, he goes, wow, you can really tell. He's lost weight. I said, I know, I mean, he looks incredible. And then, you know, Gillian's pretty too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - It is bareful when one picture he's got, it's very much like he's got an open shirt. Is all like bed head come hither look going on? - Well, that picture's better than, you know, the ginger center fold, the ginger bear center fold. - Yes, I have to, apparently I have to do a, we're not a disclaimer. What do you call that? Like a correction? - Retraction? - A retraction. - A retraction. Thank you, that's what I'm looking for. I made a joke, and it was a joke last week about Ricky being the center fold for gingerbears.com. And apparently, people are emailing Ricky asking for the link picture to him on gingerbears.com. (laughing) Ricky never posed for a center fold there because there is no gingerbears.com. And I am officially stating for the record that, he is not posed for a center fold. (laughing) But apparently he'd make some money. - It's him laying amongst a bunch of broken gingerbread houses. Yeah. - I'm not looking for gingerbears now. - So, but I will say that Ricky motivated me. Ricky inspired me, Ricky is my motivation, which is the name of like, you know, one of our video podcasts from a long time ago. He was telling us about the Nike Plus sensor that you can get for your iPod, or your iTouch or your iPhone. - Did you get one? - I got one today. - You did? - I got one and I used it. I just walked around the block like, I think four times, which I think was just under a mile. It's pretty cool. It's very cool. It's definitely one of those that I could see myself definitely using it. And you can definitely compete against people on the website if you're friends with them. - Hmm. - So. - Wait, there's a competitiveness to it? - Yes, there's a competitive, yeah. - I'll have one more. - Trust me, I've already thought about it. I've already thought about, you know, if they have them, it's the sports authority. So if you're looking to get one, they're only $19. - Now, did you get the shoe? I mean, are the shoes where the sensor goes in? - No, they sell these little pouches that you can put on your laces in the front of your laces. - Okay, oh I have two of those. - Yeah, it was like 10 bucks. And it's pretty neat. I didn't realize that the software, the Nike Plus software, is already on your iTouch. - Yeah, it's on my iPod Nano too. - Yeah, I wasn't aware of that. And it was like, oh, when I was looking through the directions, I went online first to see if I could download the app for it and it wasn't there. But we'll talk about that later, I'm sure. Getting back to lunch was wonderful. We had a really good time laughing. I made an idiot of myself at one point towards the end, which Taffy's gonna tell the story. - No, we're looking at the dessert menu and the desserts, you know, they all have, you know, really quippy names. And one of them says, "Mary Tyler Smores." To which the waiter's standing there. And I said, "I think we all are gonna share "on order of Mary Tyler Smores." To which Taylor looks at me, dead serious, and goes, "Well, wait, that's Smores, right?" And I said, "No, it's Apple Crisp." I thought the five of them were going to become hysterical because they all just looked at him like, "You're an idiot, but I love you." And I don't know why, but that just struck them all. It was very funny. And he's just like, "You're an ass." I'm like, "Okay, it's Mary Tyler Smores." Yes, of course it's Apple Crisp, you retard. And I told him, I said, "And if you order a hamburger "in fries, they're gonna bring you chicken salad." And he just looked at me like, "I hate you." I get you in the car and it's back in my mouth, you know. But I don't know why that struck everybody as giggly. Well, hold on, I have a follow-up story to this story. - What story? Did Mary Tyler Smores? - No, the fact that we were all having lunch. One number of foul monkeys who will remain nameless, but it wasn't Ricky. He put the ticket to park in the parking garage in his dashboard and it slid down in between, it went too far, it went between the glass and the dashboard. - I've had that happen. - To which foul monkeys decided that, you know, Taffy Carla Huffington needed to become a small-time crook and steal a knife so that they couldn't take it with them so they could fish out said ticket so they wouldn't have to pay a whole day's lost ticket charge. Except when we left with, you know, the knife in my purse, they didn't get it from me because they had taken one of the marshmallow skewers for making the Smores. Cut to today where I am at John's Pass in a Vera Bradley store and I go to open up my purse and the knife falls out on the counter and the one who looks to be like, 'cause we just come with a mother of all, who just gets done telling the clerk, we had those nicest lunch upstairs and Baba Gumsett was so nice to which I opened up my purse and the knife falls out and she just looked at me like, "Did you steal it from Baba Gums?" And I'm like, "Oh, to which my mother of all is like, why do you have an eye for your purse?" And I'm like, "I've been told what's this." I'm gonna hold up the restaurant with the butter knife. - Right, exactly, thank you. 'Cause of course it falls on the glass, you know, thing that has all the brighten watches in it. So it goes, "Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang." And I'm like, as I pick up the knife and shove it back in my purse, I'm thinking, "I'll kill Ricky with my bare hands." Oh, with my ginger bear hands. (both laughing) That's all. - Ricky says he's not a ginger bear, 'cause he's not a ginger. - Ricky's not a ginger. - I-- - Did you not see his chest, chestel hair coming out of his shirt? He's a ginger bear, it's full of shit. (both laughing) - Wow, Ricky's full of shit. - What, how? - That's 'cause that could be the best title of-- - Where's the hate go pro? - That's the title of it. - That's the title of episode 134. I don't think iTunes will post that, but that's all right. - That'll make the little, you know, ampersand. - Ampersand, make the eye the exclamation point. - There you go. - And then we saw each other today, 'cause we went to Uncle Bubba's for lunch. Not Uncle Bubba's. Apparently we were in Savannah, we went to public comes. - Yeah, we went to public comes out in John's pass and had a wonderful meal with the little stuffington and her friend and lollipop and Taffy's mother-in-law. I was trying to think if we had a name for her, I don't think we have one. - Bitch. (laughing) Wow, okay. - Where does the hate come from? - Actually, why would you open that can of worms? It's only a 45 minute show. - That's true. No, no, let me tell you something. In no way, shape or form, can I give this woman all of my grief because I'm married to her husband. Wow, that's a 40 and slip. I'm married to her son, so I can't give her too much grief because she did something right. She just reminds me of that every single time that I'm with her, but that's okay. (laughing) No, I think we've actually talked about, we should call her the widow, if I have the widow Carlisle, then she should be the widow Huffington. - The widow Huffington, okay. - The widow Huffington. So yes, the widow Huffington definitely is, her tank's an only child, I'm an only child. And... - Oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll leave it at that. (laughing) Anyways, that's okay, all right. - And last night, Bobaloo and I met a friend of mine from high school that I haven't talked to in about 20 years. We got talking on the Facebook and she has family that lives down here during the winter months. Her parents are snowbirds. And we met up at the hurricane and I had her eat alligator for the first time. - Did she like it? - Wow. - She did. She did really like it. She thought it was really good. It's very funny though, because I was trying to explain to Bobaloo that people who live in South Jersey, it's like a time warp that everybody there still thinks it's 1988. (laughing) And he didn't quite understand until she does the whole, oh my God, from like across the parking lot in the big heels and the just barely acid washed denim jacket. (laughing) And the tight pants and she's got the big hair and the real thick South Jersey accent. And she was a delight. I had a really good time with her. - Oh, good. - And I was like, I totally get what you're talking about as far as everybody be back at the 80s. I'm like, I know, it's great. - No. - It was really funny. She graduated a year ahead of me. And truth be told, I don't remember spending a lot of time with her in high school. - Did she have lots of stories about you that you didn't remember? - No, we didn't really talk about that sort of stuff. We had a lot of mutual friends. So I think we kind of were peripheral friends. - Gotcha. - And yeah, so as a result, we did a lot of talking about, so how's this person doing? And how's that person doing? - Yeah. - Luckily, she's a little bit more involved with some of the people up there who I've kind of, you know, put hide their status 'cause I'm sick of reading all about how miserable their lives are. So this way I could ask her like, all right, what's the scoop on what's going on with this person, so. So that was fun. So she wants to get together when we go up. Like I said, I'm just going up in a couple of weeks, but it's a real short trip. And then hopefully I might go up again in a couple of months. And for a longer time and then spend time with people that aren't my family, which could be fun. - Well, that's usually the way it works out. That's the funnest time. - Yes. - Well, and that helps you remember why it's home too. - Yeah. (laughing) - Well, I have a question for you. That brings up a very good point. When you, do you still call when you go back up to Philly? Do you still say I'm going home? - No. - Oh, see, I definitely do when we go to Ohio. And I say, you know, when we go back home, I still say that very much. - I, now I call it Jersey. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, or I go up North. I don't say when I go home. I've officially been here longer than I was up there, which depresses me when I get thinking about it. - Yeah, I was going to say me too. - So this last August was I've been here 19 years as compared to I moved here when I was 18. So I never thought of that. - Yeah. - That's depressing as hell. - I know, right? Well, if I'm miserable, then you have to be miserable too. - That's more depressing than the fact that my best friend has a bald spot. - You know what, you go fuck yourself. It is not a bald spot. (laughing) - It's totally a bald spot. - Wow, have you just been holding on to that just waiting to be able to let that fit in? - No, no, this was all, I had to take a picture of the back of his head today to improve to him. He doesn't really have a bald spot. So I've been tormenting him about it. He does not have a bald spot. He is balding. And then what was even better was he's like, do I really have a bald spot? We're talking about him balding to which Lollipop goes, it's not balding, it's a receiving hairline. He was like, (gasps) (laughing) - Yeah, that was even better. No, he does not have a bald spot. Of course he does. No, he doesn't. - If you want to spend all week talking about this during lunch, we can do that. - What? - What? - Huh? - Talking about my balding, my bald spot. - Why, I don't want to talk about it. What? - Then stop bringing it up. - This is the one and only time I have brought it up on the podcast. (gasps) It's up like three times this weekend. - I said on the podcast, perhaps listening to everything I say would be who view on the podcast. - Okay, I haven't listened to everything you said. - Okay. - You guys may need a little couple of days apart. - Why would you say that? - Why would you say that? - That's a horrible thing to say. (laughing) How dare you? Get off this podcast. - Stop it, you're dead to me. Dysfunction, hurrah. We put the fun in dysfunction. - Well, speaking of dysfunction, we have listener of email. - We do. - I was amazed that folks actually listened to the call for voicemail. - Yes, yes. We have four different listeners who left us five different voicemails. The first two are actually from a guy named Jay in Bear Delaware. (laughing) - Ginger Bear Duralo. - All right. And he is just calling just to let us know that he is a new listener. And here's his messages. - Excellent. - Hello, pod is my co-pilators. This is Jay, Y-A-K-A Honk Cub from Bear Delaware. Just calling to say hello. Love the show. Just wanted to say hi. I've never called in or anything like that. I'm a relatively new listener since the crossover episode with foul monkeys. I don't remember exactly what that was, but it was his past year. Anyway, just wanted to touch base and hopefully maybe be one of the first people on the to send a voicemail. I wanted to tell Rodan that I enjoyed his music episode that he had a couple of weeks ago, his solo episode. That was pretty cool. And I was also wondering if maybe you guys would consider doing your co-podcast with foul monkeys from Disney gay days. I thought that would be a really cool idea. Anyway, hope all is well. Thanks for the podcasts and the laughs and keep up the good work. Take it easy. Hey, pod is my co-pilators. This is Jay, calling from Delaware again. I just wanted to give a shameless shout out to my partner Ron who also listens to the podcast. We don't always get to listen to it together. So I just thought I would tell him how much I love him. If you play this, I would appreciate it. Thanks guys, take it easy. - Well, that was very sweet. And we want to say hello to Jay's boyfriend Ron. - Hi. - Hi Ron. - Hi Ron. - Hi Ron. - Hi Ron. - Hi Ron. - Did you run, Ron, Ron, did you run, Ron? - Ron, the do you run. And we aren't sure what the plan is for gay days this year. We may actually be taking a break from the gay days festivities, the larger gay days festivities, like what we normally do with everybody. But, you know, if we're, is some sort of like, you know, get together or something, we're gonna try and go to that, but somebody else needs to arrange it, 'cause we're not. - Step up, Ricky. - Yeah, you know what? The first year. - It was Q cast. - It was Q cast. That's right. - And then the second year was us. I believe Richard should step up. - Yes, as the host state to the gay days, I believe that it's Ricky's turn to schedule something, which means we'll all end up at a CC's pizza. - Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. - I have faith in Richard, and he knows that I would never go to a CC's pizza, so unless that's done on purpose. - Are you going to start calling him Richard for now on? - I believe I am. I believe I'm going to start calling him King Richard. I believe that works for me. - I'm going to start calling him Richard Gere, 'cause he enjoys having things in his butt. (laughing) - Wow. - Richard, hello, we can call him Dick. I don't think he'd appreciate that though, but Richard works for me. - He loves me. - Richard Burton. - With Dick Burton. - Dick Burton, dun dun dun. - Okay, so we have a call from Scott, who is actually also known as Seder69, and he was just a little too late on his hopes and his hopes and dreams for being the very first person to call the new listener line. - God, Scott, step up. - Jesus, Scott. - Loser. - Jesus. (laughing) - Okay, pull it back, pull it back. - No, no, no, no, no. (laughing) Do you remember Scott? Second place is the first loser. God. (laughing) - Oh my God. That's almost as bad as you telling your children when they would fall down, when they were a little pain is just weakness, leaving the body. (laughing) - That's awesome. - The fact that I didn't actually call the Department of Child and Family Services against your ass when you would say that in front of me. - Let me tell you something. This is an actual conversation that happened in the Huffington House the other night. The littlest Huffington did not break three toes, but she come damn close to breaking three toes on one foot, and she has this enormous purple bruise. Lollipop gave blood, and she's way too petite to give blood. She actually passed out, and she has a really bad hematoma that was on her arm, and I had to have one of my screws replaced on my ankle Wednesday. So we're all in around talking, and we're comparing each other's wombs and bruises, to which Lollipop says, well, I got this bruise from having someone dig a needle into my arm, and I'm like, I just had ankle surgery, to which the little Huffington goes, people, I dropped a sword on my foot. And tank goes, I've never been prouder than my girls in right now. If you actually went into the conversation, you was ridiculous. - Why in the world would you have to have a screw removed? - I had to, well, well. - No, but seriously, why'd you have to have a screw changed out? - I didn't, I had to have, actually I had to have a safety washer put on a screw head that actually came off, and you could feel it, you could actually see it and feel it that it had came out of the ankle, and they had-- - Okay, I'm totally freaked out now. - The only thing that I kept thinking of was the episode of Absolutely Fabulous where she had acupuncture, and the needle went from her toe all the way through her body. - Oh, God. - All right, now it went from her head, from her skull all the way down to her toe. That's what I was picturing with this weird screw that was floating around in Taffy's leg. - Yeah, you can see it and feel it, it was bizarre, but it's better now. Well, I mean, it's still, I have an air cast on, but it's good. So, anyways, sorry. We kind of got on a tangent there. We've never done that before. - No, I know. - Yeah. - Shocking, I know. - Okay, so back to voice mail. - Hey there, this is Scott from California, AKA Seder, 69 on Twitter. Squeeze, my co-pilot has a listener line again, and I wanted to pop it's cherry. Oh, yeah. So, I just called it to tell you how much I love the show. Love me, I'll thrill you, and yeah. Okay, that's it. - Yeah, yeah, I love it, okay. I love the show. - Yeah, so Scott is actually the listener that I play City of Heroes with, and he must have just caught up on the latest show or something because he, yeah, he's not happy with me. (laughing) - Oh, what a noise. - But it's only for 40 days. - Oh. - And by the way, by the by, Rodin, have you won any DVDs this week? - Yeah. - Yes. (laughing) - I bought Queer's Folk seasons three, four, and five. They're on sale. - For how much? - Wow. - $22. - Okay. - He'll burn in hell, but get to watch gay boys, so that's all it matters. - Yeah, okay. Taffy, did you drive a car with anybody else in it? - Yes, I did. - Did you go to Target? - Nope. - Or did you decide you're giving up Target for lunch? - Yep. (gasps) - You lie, I asked you if you were giving up Target and you said no. - Well, that's 'cause I hadn't really made a conscious decision, but then when you ask me, then I was guilted into it, but yes, I am. 40 days. - Okay, but technically-- - I have not-- - I have not went since last Monday, so I'm good. - But you're supposed to decide on Tuesday what you were giving up for lunch? - No, I didn't. So I can also-- - You're not being a good kid like-- - I'll go four days after Easter, how's that? - Okay. And I haven't played City of Heroes. - Okay. - So one of us, one of the three of us is going to hell. - Yes, well, we already know who that is. We're outside. Because if sodomy of children doesn't do it, then you know what's so will. - Oh, wow. - Where is Folkwell? (laughing) - Jesus. - Oh. - The opinions expressed on pot is my copilot. (laughing) I'm not at all factual. - Okay, we also have a call from Melissa in Orlando, AKA the Girl of Mayhem. - Hey, Missy. - Hey, Taylor, Taffy and Rodan. This is Melissa in the Orlando, AKA the Girl of Mayhem. I just finished listening to your last podcast. While I was at work, I thought it was awesome as always. I heard about you guys through the Wendy's podcast, and I'm so glad I found you guys, 'cause you make my days hilarious at work where they would otherwise be boring. So I just wanted to say keep up the great work, and I can't wait to listen to the next one. Bye, guys. - So thank you very much. Girl of Mayhem, you all may remember, it left us a review on iTunes, a five-star review on iTunes. - Yay, we like the five-star reviews. - Listener, I'm talking to you right now as you're driving your car, or walking your dog, or blowing someone. Have you left us a five-star review on iTunes? - Really? Really? - Wow. - Do we have to shame it into you? Do you want us to shame it into you? - I was gonna say, I think our listeners enjoy being shamed into being-- - Oh, that was kind of like three-some from earlier this week. - It's like a podcasting grudge fuck. - What? You had a three-some earlier this week? - Yeah. - The Olsen twins were in town. (laughing) - Ew. I wasn't aware that Zack and Cody were on tour this week. (laughing) - Apparently, they are on deck. None of our listeners know any Disney show references, so they're all gonna be going, "What?" (laughing) Zack and Fron? (laughing) - I hate you too. - So let's hear it, let's hear it. Was it someone you already knew or know? - Yeah, one of them was, though. - And how did the third one come about? And don't say on my face either, just-- - He popped out of a box at the bottom of the bed. (laughing) - He was a jack of the box. It was a jack off in the box. (laughing) - Oh, there's a guy I messed around with about a year ago, and we've been looking for an opportunity to mess around again as a three-some like we did the first time. And 'cause he can't, he's allergic to dogs, so he can't come over here. So the only time we're gonna hook up is pretty much when someone's hosting in a hotel room, so he found some guy who was hosting and kind of hooked up-- - Wait a minute, back up. - Oh, God. - You two wanna fuck, and either one of you will spring for a hotel room, so you find someone who has a hotel room who's hosting a three-some. Are you kidding me? You did not just say that. (laughing) - I did. - I've never been more proud of you than I am right now. (laughing) - I did, now don't get me wrong. - It's time for the Frugal Traveler with Rodan. (laughing) - The Frugal Fucker with Rodan. The Frugal Fucker. (laughing) - Frugal Fucker. - That's a title! (laughing) - Oh, good lord. - Hey, if it's Frugal getting sucked off by two different guys, then that is, then that's Frugal. - Okay, I have a question to ask you, and this is kind of goes, this is a full circle podcasting moment. When we were with Ricky and all those guys, they were talking about something that you can do on your eye touch, where it tells you where people are like 800 yards from you that you know, one of them-- - Oh yeah, Grindr. - Of course you know what it is, how stupid am I? Have you ever used that to like hook up with some guy in a hotel? - Well, I don't have a eye touch or an iPhone. I have an Android phone, and they don't have Grindr for Android yet. However, I get weekly updates on how close they are. (laughing) - Well, of course you do! Why would I think anything different? - Oh, they're working on Grindr for Android. - Well, how did you-- - Oh my god. - Without the use of Grindr, how did you find this gentleman who you know just was lying in a way in a Marriott waiting for two boys to suck 'em off? How did you do this? - I didn't know, I was the one who got sucked off, but-- - Oh, I'm sorry. - The-- - 'Cause you're a lady. - I know, right? No, Mr. Monroe found him for us, so found him for us. I don't know, I don't know how I found him. I don't know if it was on Grindr or Craigslist or what. - Don't you live in Monroe? - I do. - And Mr. Monroe is who found you the-- Oh, I'm confused. - Oh yeah, it's just his nickname, so. - Okay. All right, well. Well, so is that something that's going to become a regular, like, monthly event? Or no? Was it one-time thing? - I don't think so. It was a one-time thing. - Did they not know what they were doing? - No, they were fine. - Oh, okay. Well, if fine is the word you use to describe a sexual encounter, then that means negator. - No, I mean, it was good to me 'cause it was the first time I had sex in about a month, so it was good to me. - Oh, well, that's good. - Yeah. - Did you do the big A? - Yes. - And were we giving or receiving? - I was gonna say, I figured one of us would give it to all of that information. - I was waiting for someone to ask. Both. - Oh, nice. Do you prefer to top or bottom? - I like-- - What's your preference? - What is your preference by L'Oreal? - In most relationships, I kind of become, or I'd normally end the top, but-- - That makes sense, because Taylor's the bottom, so that would, that works. - When I'm freelance, look at him now, I could go the way he doesn't want to bother me. - Well, no, I was just asking what your preference was. You prefer to top. - Yeah, I fall into that more often. - So to speak. - So I'm gonna say, well, well, good for you. - Okay. - I'm just visualizing this in my head. - Well, why we've lost Taffy for a few minutes, we have no more voice than a play. - Oh, good. - And that is from Tom Takes On The World. - Hey, Potts My Co-Pilot, this is Tom from Tom Takes On The World, just wanted to say, thank you so much for giving me something to laugh about over the past three weeks when it has been kind of scary for me. I tell you, there's nothing like escaping your troubles and the worries and everything by listening to Potts My Co-Pilot. You guys are funny, hilarious, and a little bit crazy, just a little bit, just as much, crazy. Anyway, love you guys, and wish you all the best, yeah. - Well, Tom, I am glad that we are able to help you through what seems to be a very difficult time for you, and that's what we're here for. - I was gonna say, 'cause remember, Tom, no matter how bad and bleak your day may look, you can always compare it to Rodan and feel better. (laughs) - Hey, only doing some vacation. (laughs) Spring break. - Only doing spring break. - Well, we are glad you are. - Yes, we are. - So, yeah, if you're not completely feeling better yet, I hope we all hope you feel better real soon. - And if a picture of Rodan naked will make you feel better, we'll try to arrange that, because he is a nothing but a giver. - So why do you keep pimping me out? - Please. - Because, okay, Taffy, would you give out naked pictures to listeners? - No. - I know, I wouldn't give out naked pictures listeners. - I'm sorry, Rodan, would you? - I believe Rodan has given out naked pictures to listeners. - Exactly. - Exactly. Oh, I would give listeners naked pictures not of myself. - I unlocked naked pictures for strangers, why not listeners? - Exactly, see. - I don't know what to say right now. - By the way, speaking of naked pictures, Ricky had some naked pictures on his phone, and apparently, what is the word he used for someone who has a penal piercing? - A Prince Albert. - Yeah, it's not his word, that's just the word in general for it. - Oh, I didn't know what it was called. Have you ever had sex with somebody who had a Prince Albert? - Yes. - Yes. - Do either of you have a Prince Albert? Do either of you have a Prince Albert? - No. (gasps) Rodan! - I already said no. - He said no. - No, he said no. - No, I said no first. You have to listen. (laughing) - Well, I would, but Taylor was talking over you. I know that shut up. - Oh. - There you go. - No, I believe he answered you, and you were just asking the question a second time. - Lady. - He lives in Louisiana. You're five minutes from my house, really. Really? - Is that a threat? - I believe it was. - Well, we already have. Are you kidding? That was a whole evening. It was a little sovington trying to figure out ways to get back in Babaloo. (laughing) She kept coming up with all these things. Some of them I was like, absolutely not. Some of them was like, we'll think about that one. (laughing) I'm talking like, her walking into his work going, does my real dad work here? I just have this picture and holding up a picture of Babaloo. Yeah, that would be awesome. - That would be more funny if it was like, is my boyfriend here? - Yeah. - I'm going to be my boyfriend for lunch. - Oh my God, and make sure she has her school uniform on. That would be fantastic. - Can you tell him to hurry up? I have chemistry in 45 minutes. - I have recess in 45 minutes, not chemistry. (laughing) - I took a home pregnancy test and he bought me from the CVS and he came back positive and I don't know what to do. I need to be able to call my cheerleading coach, okay? (laughing) - Good Lord. On that note. - On that note. All right, well, let's wrap this one up, shall we? - Sure. - As always, you can go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilotgmail.com. Call our listener line. I don't know the new number yet. Fuck. (laughing) - Yes, fuck it on your listener line. - 206-350-1287. - Look at you. - Does that sound right? - Sure. - I don't know. (laughing) - We're useless when it comes to those kinds of-- - I know. - I know, I don't think I have that written down anywhere either. You know what, I think it's on our pot as my copilot page. So-- - Oh, isn't it on the emails you sent us? 206-350-1287. - Yes, it is, that you're absolutely right, okay. - But you're not supposed to have your email open. - Cool. - 'Cause we're talking about the voicemails and I just opened it as soon as I said that. - Rodea's gonna hit me. (laughing) - I would never get a lady-- - Let me take it back. You would never hit a lady, but you would smack one on the ass, please. (laughing) - Girl. - You can join our Facebook group, which is okay, so I love pot as my copilot or become fans of pot as my copilot on Facebook. - All right. - There's a real good chance, did you just say goodnight? - No, I said hooray. - Oh, I thought you said goodnight. I was like, okay, well goodbye. There is a real good chance that the MySpace page is going to go away real soon. I'm tired of getting things from, you know, check out my webcam and, you know, does anyone ever go on MySpace anymore? - Yeah, it's actually starting to build back up a bit. - Really? - I think all the mentions in Glee and stuff of help. - Oh, well, it's not going to help pot as my copilot 'cause we're getting rid of the page. I spent enough time on Twitter and Facebook to, I don't need to be adding MySpace to that as well. So, so that's pretty much that. Okay, bye everybody. - No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm surprised you didn't mention something you purchased today. - What, my life is good t-shirt? - No, did you not, I got to do, my life is good t-shirt too, I got it on. - No, didn't you buy mega-con tickets? - Oh, yes, I did, I bought tickets to Orlando Mega-Con in a couple weeks. - Aw, you're going to be in town? - Yeah, I'll be over in Orlando on the 13th walking around with Babaloo. His birthday is the 14th, but we are going to Mega-Con so we can be big comic book nerds and then we are having dinner at the castle for his birthday. - Aw. - Yes, which was a Christmas gift from Tank and Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - That's true. - 'Cause they rock. - Yes, they do. - And Taffy being the way Taffy is, and let me finish before you start getting angry 'cause it's a good thing, she scheduled our dinner so that our dinner should finish up right about the time that the fireworks are going off and apparently if you're having dinner in the castle at a time they have a little porch or something that they take you to off the side of the castle so that it's like the best into the house. - No, when you're, it's not a portrait thing, you know how they have the steps that come down from the castle out in the front of it? Okay, well those are blocked off when they, right before they get ready to do wishes. And if you have eaten there, that's the, you can't go out the back way because they have the, where the carousel is, it's blocked off, you have to come out the front way and you're the only ones allowed on the stairs. So as soon as you walk down the stairs, you're right there and then wishes, if you lay down, you literally can lay down on where the flat part of the concrete is and all the fireworks will be above you. - Yeah. - Okay. - Fantastic. - So there you go. - Wow, thank you, Satan. (laughing) - Sorry, Taffy, your voice is starting to go again. (laughing) - Rodan, you bought DVD. You're going to buy, no! - All right, goodbye everybody. We'll see you next week. This is Taylor. - And Satan. - And Rodan. - Bye-bye. - Bye. (laughing) - Wha? (upbeat music) - You've been listening to "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte, boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan, our chip legend did. See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]
