[music] Kanye tried to interrupt this podcast, but Taffy kicked him squy on the nuts. It's time for another episode of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids! Hey, everybody, this is Taylor, and thank you for downloading episode 132 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot." We're all back, bitches. And a very happy Super Bowl Sunday too, Ms. Taffy Carlisle Huffington, who's had more passes thrown at her than a wide receiver. Peyton Manning? [laughter] Peyton Manning is the quarterback, he would be the one throwing the passes. Yes. Listen to me, send an old butcher in general. Wow. Boys don't make passes at girls with fat asses. [laughter] Well, speaking of fat asses, we also have Rodan. Oh, wow. God knows he's a wide receiver. [laughter] And not a tight end. Hey, man. I hate you people so much. Oh, you love us. So, okay, first of all, we have to say thank you very much for doing the show last week by yourself. No problem, sorry, the editing was such a mess. Yes, the editing was kind of horrible, but I thought, you know what? I'm just going to leave it in because I was tired and didn't care, so... Well, I commented out through the entire show how bad the editing was as I was doing it, because had I, like, been more patient and looked to find the things that would allow the, you know, fort to come down naturally, I can't think of what it is, the fade-in and fade-out setting scene. Then I would have been able to do all that, and it would have sounded a lot better. Well, that's okay. For having tried it on your own, it was great, so thank you very much for doing that for Taffy and Iowa. We are away, which we will definitely get to the crews in a minute. But we also want to say congratulations to you, and the rest of the state of Louisiana for having a Super Bowl team that won. I know, it was such a great game. First time ever, yeah, it was a great game. And it just happened, like, like, ten minutes ago? Except, why can none of them catch a ball? I don't understand. There was a small ball catching. Yeah. Not in the last three minutes there wasn't. They threw three interceptions and didn't catch one of them. I kept going, ah, ah, ah, yeah, I mean, they were slow in motion. It would literally go through his hands on the last pass that they went for five, nothing. Well, they pretty much already know that they had lost. Well, but, yeah, still, you're paid how much money, all you have to do is catch a ball. Get real. So, for the record, Drew Brees is really cute, except for that perfect Barbie bitch wife and that thing on his face. No, I was going to say that they, no, the hair, the fact that he still wants to look like he's 23 and do the comb over thing, but with not really a comb over, but yeah, it's weird. I know he's had a helmet on, but that's very Louisiana right now, so, like, all the guys look like that. So, I just, I just, I want my husband, look like Drew Brees and John, here, flop your hair around like this. So, do you think he's going to be MVP? Uh, I don't think so, but is it that, is it the Heisman Trophy, that's football? No, what is it? No, the Heisman Trophy is, that's college football. Yeah. What the hell did I get that information from? The Lombardi Trophy. The Lombardi is, um, no, that's not for MVP, is it the Vince Lombardi Trophy is? I don't know. We shouldn't talk about, we should not talk about sports. Things we did not know. So, let's talk about the Golden Girls. Okay, the Betty White commercial, first- The Betty White commercial was the best commercial. I love that one, and I, and I like the lot of the Doritos commercials too. I was going to say the Doritos commercials were the best, the coffin one I thought was hysterical. I, I posted it, I thought it was hysterical, I, that and the dog with the collar, I laughed out loud on both of them. Yeah, I actually even liked the Doritos samurai. Yeah, the Doritos samurai one, I watched all of them online, Taffy posted one of them on the blog, and I watched all six of them, and they all were pretty, pretty funny. The violin playing beaver, I, I don't, that was kind of weird, but I was just like, "Oh, good, good." Yeah, but there wasn't a lot of diversity in the sponsors. It was like, Hyundai Bud Light, and Doritos. And Doritos. And Doritos. Well, that's pretty much the way, there's always usually just three or four main ones that buy up all of the time, and then you get other little ones. They were saying this year that there wasn't a big buying spree on the Super Bowl ads. Well, that, that just kind of goes with the state of the, you know, the state of the union, as it were, that, you know, people, people don't have the millions of dollars it takes to, you know, spend advertising, like they did in years past. Yeah. They did play the Tim Tebow commercial though. They did, and I was not nearly, I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't the first draft. They cut, they cut about 20 seconds of it and changed it. It was one of those, you know, we didn't know if he was going to make it, not, I didn't know if I was going to keep him. There's a big difference in those two sentences. Yes. Yeah, that's, that's why it says, "Read the full story ad focus on the family." Yeah. Right. That was definitely not that politically- She's been talking about this Tim Tebow. I've made the mistake of bringing this up to her about three weeks ago when I first heard about this on Tower Load. She's been talking about this Tim Tebow ad for the last three weeks. Yeah. That was totally crazy. Well, it's, it's been like an article on Tower Road for the last three weeks every day and QWERTY and all the other remotely gay websites. Well, also the fact that we live in Florida and I realize that, you know, half of the United States worships Tim Tebow. I personally think he's a dick. I think he's cute. I think he's a dick. Yeah, I know how how can you be that cute and then and be that think of a jerk? Yeah, I don't know but But then again look at Taylor Yeah, well, yeah, I was waiting for that. I figured I just sit quietly and wait for somebody to hit me so cute cuteness and douchebaggery seems to go together No, I didn't go that far. I Just like the word douchebaggery just douchebaggery douchebaggery douchebaggery douche douche douche. I don't know why that popped into my head but it said Okay, so tell us about the cruise please Okay I yeah And and I promise listeners those of you who don't worry We're not going to talk about this for the entire episode We are going to talk about other things but we do want to talk about the cruise a little bit and that we had a Wonderful time. I literally I literally woke up this morning. I went this time last week. We were getting off Yeah, I don't Babaloo kept going enough because I go going this time last week I was in the air in a parasail this time last week I was you know eating a crab cake this time last week and he was just looking at me like shut the fuck up Yeah, last night we were all at we were all at downtown Disney and at one point Babaloo just looked at me And he was just like enough. I don't care We were all like I'm so glad Taylor got to go for a multitude of reasons But the number one reason being now he gets it because when I got back from the cruise in July I would sit and talk to him and he was like he was just there shut up And now now I love it because he's like I'm so sad She loves my depression Well that is telling about your relationship misery loves company. I'm so glad he gets the it's it's true You it's you know, there's a state of there's a little bit of state of depression that goes along with when you get off of one I will say that Kevin and Michael were probably two of the best traveling companions that we could have had They were lovely hosts. They were they were very fun. Well, Kevin is funny all the time But when we never got over the course of the three days together now We're all three very strong personalities and one really another three Thanks, who are you leaving out on that one? Oh, I'm in four. I'm sorry Well, thank you. Kevin Michael and I thank you. Oh, but go ahead. Yeah So and anyway getting back to my point we never ever got to that point of where at least I can say that we never Got to that point of where oh my god. Everybody's getting on my nerves I need to get away from everybody We all kind of would do that where one of us would say I'm gonna go walk over there everybody at one point Like paired off like at one point. I hung out with Taffy another time. I hung out with Kevin another time I hang out with Michael and it was Everybody got along great. I will say that there's no way I could spend a whole lot of time with Kevin B in my life Because I would get in so much trouble Literally on a moment-to-moment basis. There was a chance I was gonna pee my pants. He was what's bad about Kevin Is that Kevin is like the silent killer because he just sits there Kevin he is silent, but deadly No, I mean, he's a scientist and you don't know It's infecting the room until everyone falls over out of their seats because he'll be you know You're sitting at a lovely restaurant, and you're talking about lovely conversations about you know grown up things and his little bow tie Invest and all of a sudden he starts oozing, you know vanilla custard out through the corners of his teeth, and you're just like I love how you've managed to compare Kevin beats you both a fart and a disease Where Kevin's gonna hear those go that's so sweet No, it's absolutely the truth I mean literally that's what I kept doing the first day We were back as I would say I would go and then I almost laughed until I peed because and then I would tell the story because between Michael is very much the king of the you know the the glances when someone would say something he'll give you the face It makes you giggle between Kevin and Taylor. I honestly I should have brought more clothes. I laughed I pretty much laughed consistently for four days, so you know can you think of I laughed consistently for four days? I got to look at things that resemble Mickey Mouse and very very unfortunate people dressed very unfortunately So really it doesn't get any better than that. I was about to say it sounds a little bit like Taffy's version of heaven Yeah, yeah at one point I said if there was any way that you know my dog could be here Not her husband her dog Oh, and by the way I can report with some certainty that she referred to me as tank at least three times over the course I did really yeah Where she would look me go here tank and I'd go my name is Taylor I know and I didn't mean to say that and of course it was always in front of Kevin or Michael So they would do the whole glances at one another like oh, so we know what's going to be happening in this state room later on Well, we had we did Kevin and I did the parasailing Which was a lot of fun and very scary we should not have been out in the open water at that point They pretty much you can see the little you know Rastafarian guy shaking his head at the big girl who's in charge of the parasailing saying no I'm not taking them out and then looking over and saying there's only six of them alright I guess we could do it real fast oh That's and Stu and Kevin and I being idiots decided that we were going to do it and they went first And we yeah And that was the thing after we get out into the middle of the water and the boats rocking back and forth going up and down You know five feet at a time. He's a you know big guy you first Really So the big guy slams into the eighth you know the promenade deck then everyone else is canceled for the day right? Now they ended up actually canceling the rest of the bookings for the rest of the day because the winds were so bad We're out there That was the one time that I actually felt seasick really because I was on this little boat out in the middle of the water and and I was probably up in the air for 500 feet and It was nice so long I could see land when I would look out and could just see nothing But water that would freak me out and when I would look down that would freak me out - really sharks I didn't see any sharks. I you could definitely see where there was The colors of water and that's the other thing is I'm convinced that Disney actually paints the floor of the ocean a roundcast away Key because water can't be that blue. It's the most the most gorgeous shade of Blue I've ever seen in my entire life But you could see where it got deeper in some places and low in other places. Of course, I'm doing the whole okay if the straps break I'm gonna fall into the water so that I don't break my neck and then once I got myself playing that scenario in my head About four million times I was up in the air then I'm thinking I don't like it up here anymore I want to come down and about that point I could see they were reeling me in who reeling you in Wow but Kevin went to and Kevin Kevin had a great time we did Tappy and Kevin and I did a martini tasting contest not contest martini tasting like seminar Tasting I think that's that's all you have to say They put five martinis in front of us and was like, you know You just paid what was it like fifteen dollars to go to this thing and they put five martinis and they weren't Whole martinis, but they were big enough that we were all they were three ounces each Yeah, yeah, we all played we bowling afterwards in the sports bar and had a really good time Now the part he is leaving out of those two stories is that they needed a student to make a martini Which I was picked at and when we then went to we bowling I kicked him and Kevin back Yes, thank you. No, he's apparently her secret ingredient for beating people is vodka well My secret ingredient for beating people is me. That's my secret ingredient for dating Well I will say that the only issue that I had with the crews would be that they allow other people on the boat If we could have it to where it is just you know a select small either people that I never have to see like When I enter a room It's kind of like with celebrities where when a celebrity goes on a movie set that like the people that work on the cast who aren't allowed to make eye contact with them right if I could either have that or it could just be me and You guys and Babaloo and Kevin and Michael and tank and a couple of other people just on the boat that would be fine That's really the way it should be. So I'm freaked out about going on a cruise Because I'm afraid it's gonna flip over we're gonna sing for the bomb the ocean, but We're on the boat like three seconds and he looks at me and goes, you know Poseidon adventure and I was like Put that out there in the world. Yeah. Yeah, so I just I always have that fear And I'll be like and I have that dream repeatedly even though I've never been on a cruise I've no desire to go on a cruise, but you guys make it sound so fun Well, I will I will say this and I had so much fun on the crews that I booked one for Babaloo And I before I got off the boat. Oh We are going to be going in a cruise in 2011 and we're gonna get to go on the Disney dream Which is the new boat that isn't finished yet. No does Disney run their own cruise line at this point? Are they still partnered with somebody else? No, it's it's Disney. It's Disney all the way Okay, cuz when they first started it was a partnership with them and somebody else Yeah, it's it's been all of them for the last few years I think and they have I mean there's no quite you know everyone says oh God Disney. I don't know, you know although this is the first time I ever took a Disney cruise with obviously without the girls and This is the first time I ever went to the adult only beach and really stayed You know more towards the like adult only bars adult only pools type area And I can absolutely see where if you had no children and you didn't want to be around children You could easily take this cruise and be very comfortable in the knowledge that you weren't going to be inundated with a bunch of kids Having said that Kevin be around a bunch of kids hysterical we walk by the Mickey Mouse pool and he goes you know that's called diaper soup The only times you ever come in contact with a lot of kids was when they had all the characters out for picture taking and To you know Taylor will have to agree. They do take your picture every five seconds. There's no question Yeah, and but a lot of the pictures are really really good I'm going to post some I've been waiting until this episode comes out because we have some that are ridiculous I mean the ones that they actually took the cruise line actually took they are just hysterical, but All in all it's one of the best make I've been to Europe several times I still think the Disney cruise is one of the best vacations you can take really yeah My first time, you know, this is my first time on a boat Obviously, this is my first time really out of the country since I was maybe 14 You know, and I it's it's Nassau. I mean I get that it's it's not a real country, but So and actually I will say that My apologies to anybody from Nassau who's listening to this, but you know you don't live in a real country You live kind of on a rock out in the middle of the ocean I think I think you would literally be stoned if you're in Miami saying that right now Well, I will say this I was not impressed with Nassau I when when we go on our cruise next year when the boat pulls into Nassau and Bobaloo's been on cruises before and has been in Nassau I'm pretty much told him Nobody's on the boat. We would get the whole boat to ourselves We can lay at the adult beach if you want to go to like Atlantis, that's fine We could go do that and take the you know the $40 aquarium tour or whatever it is But otherwise I don't need to do the street market. I mean Taffy loves that stuff You know haggling down a woman for a product purse from like $300 to 450 I Have no interest in doing any of that now Michael and I thoroughly enjoyed the straw market We had a good time, but the straw mark is one of those things that she can only begin for 10 minutes Then you really need to get out there I mean yeah when I saw the big sweaty woman that was eating this the cup of the bowl of soup Which we know how I feel about soup, but she's literally sucking the marrow out of big bones and then spitting them back into the ball And it's you know, it's 80 degrees outside But it's 97 degrees inside this straw tent and they're just blowing hot air on you and I looked at Taffy And I'm like I'm going to vomit get me out of here. Yeah, that's when we pretty much knew. Okay. It's I Taylor's done, but honestly and I hate to say this unless you're at Castaway K Which is Disney's Island, which is wonderful. I don't ever have a desire to get off the ship. I really don't you know It's it's I just want to be on it. It sounds ridiculous, but it's it's absolutely true I just want to be on it. It's so it's so much fun And so and he didn't even get to see everything that was really on it But we we did I mean we did a lot don't get me wrong, but he didn't even get to do Everything that there was to do on it. I mean, it's it's just it's a lot of fun So I'm okay with that because that gives me stuff to look forward to right the next time the next time I go next year And when we had lots of little catchphrases that came out of the weekend and little things that we would say that we're just repeated You know as as friends who go away on vacations do and right You just look at each other and say the same line over and over getting giggle, which we do on a normal base Yeah We're driving over to Cape Canaveral and from where we live It took about three hours three hours 15 minutes and we took a wrong exit We actually overshot our exit so we had a double backing clip around and we said shut up did I'm done and We're driving driving driving all of a sudden he goes that's Michael and Kevin and I said what he goes We're right behind Michael and Kevin So we pull up aside them and we're sitting there looking at them for like literally like a half a mile and all of a sudden I kind of beat my horn Michael turns and sees us turns and says something to Kevin Kevin leans forward and goes are you fucking kidding me? Because we it was from then on that was the start of the vacation was it was just it was very seamless and very Everything just kind of gelled well. So it was it was great. It was just wonderful Oh, I want to take another one in fact We were Disney World yesterday and I and we said something along the lines of the fact that it was ridiculous that you know Our lives were so incredibly difficult that you know We were on Disney Cruise last weekend and then we were at Disney yesterday. You know and that just makes me think you know I would I would love living Florida again. I'd love to be able to like meet you guys up and be able to go and do that kind of stuff And I'm thinking I would be able to do any of that shit I'd be sitting home doing work email the whole time. Well that that there you go priorities Yeah Yeah, I know we were it was cold though last night. We were downtown Disney and it was It was it was quite the cool It was only it was about are you really complaining about it cold when when the rest of the half of the country is You know under 20 He does he has us there. I mean we were I didn't necessarily complain about the cold I was loving the cold But it was it was a tad brisk in my hoodie sweatshirt and shorts as we were sitting eating ice cream outside I did I will tell you that I posted pick some pictures on Facebook and I tagged Babaloo and you and some of them I Saw them the best ones. I will not put on Facebook. I have maybe some of the funniest pictures of Babaloo You have ever seen he looks he looks crazy Like certifiably Well that that that's normal right that's normal Babaloo face. No, I thought that Babaloo and Taylor We're gonna have lollipop panther pants last night. She was she was laughing hysterically the entire evening She was tired too that helped Yeah Russian helps with the humor. Hey, really as many of our listeners probably Trust me, it's much funnier. It's much funnier. It's so much better. So, what did you do last week? Oh, I was actually about to ask him like First off, are you really in the water sports or something because you talk about urination an awful lot Only in reference to laughing. I just not like I just randomly talk about peeing on things Which I'm sure I'm sure there's a fetish site out there many many for that But no, I only I only speak of urination in the context of laughing. That would be all She has set in regimens for speaking of urination It sounds like urination isn't like the urine nation That Pat Pat get on that. I want to hear that song. We are a part of the urination. That's right. Make it happen Right, so Pat there you go. We are a part of the urination. Oh My goodness my week last week was pretty tame It was why except what you and I had a conversation earlier this week. Oh, yeah the felon called me Yeah, okay, so it was Tuesday or was it Tuesday or Wednesday? But so I posted this on Facebook, but I've been getting these like you know restricted calls on my cell phones And it would be like calling my Florida number than call my Louisiana number call my Florida number I was trying to figure out who the hell knows knows me who knows both numbers who'd be calling restricted Finally, I just answered the phone like Tuesday night and it was sprout. So sprout called me Is he still running from the law? He is still on the run from the law. He actually called me and I think what is probably a moment of lucidity because What happened is he sent me an email? late last week saying that our dog Zander had died Nine and a half years and and he was very skittish You're just very anxious in general. We couldn't kennel him because he freaked out I mean he's one of those dogs that could not be in new situations Sure, so Zander and Spike are other two dog, you know my two dogs that sprout got custody I've been on the run from the law the last four months and so the check fraud stuff I guess they were in North Carolina for a while and I had a sneaking suspicion. They're in West Palm Possibly in our old house, which has been sitting vacant for the last year So but but but Sprout did not tell me where he was and I did not ask it. Oh, that's probably good. Yes That's what I was thinking but he's trying to negotiate his surrender into the law enforcement Because he they are preparing a warrant for his arrest in San Antonio, Texas for check fraud I know it makes me feel so classy. Well, it's not you. I know but it's still my ex-partner I mean we're together seven and a half years. I was gonna say you're not necessarily, you know, you're not who you love Sometimes you know, I know So but here's the thing about this whole thing about two years ago or maybe it was even on episode of the show I talked about all the things I was afraid of Sprout would do if I wasn't looking at for him I remember you mentioning something about this. Yeah, and he's pretty much and Taylor at the time said You can't control that it's his life who you know, hopefully he won't do all those things He's pretty much done everything. I've ever feared he would do now So well a girl's got to have goals. I know so he's managed Everything I was afraid he would do and why I kind of kept us a stronger holdover him for so long He's done. He's in trouble the law. He's gonna go to jail. There's no way out for him at this point You're not in any way shape or form saying that the reason that he's done all this is because you no longer are keeping a hold of him are you I Have no doubt in my mind that he wouldn't have done all this stuff if if him and I would have never broken up But let me rephrase other. He would have done other horrible things to me Don't get me wrong. He would have done other horrible things to me that I shouldn't have ever stayed with him in the first place With however, he wouldn't have done this you honestly think You're honestly saying that you play some role in this in some in the blame of this. Do you really think that I? Honestly think I do have some blame in this And now we're going to turn the show over to Taylor I Mean we were together for seven and a half years. How I mean and are you responsible for everything that he did during those seven and a half years? Are you responsible for every decision that he made? No, I was not responsible for I feel accountable for what he's done. Why why? Are you know, let me let me be ask a real question and I'm going to use drama as an example Just because drama someone we've talked about before air you telling me that you know, you get Taylor in trouble by mentioning But yeah, I'm just saying as in it for instance because it's someone we've talked about I was going to say whoa, whoa, whoa I'm not bringing up anything. I'm asking a hypothetical question Are you telling me and you're you're saying that this is the way you feel I want to make sure that I have it right? So I am putting it in a different context that because Taylor and drum were together for six years if right now Drum does an illegal act You're saying that it would be completely okay if Taylor felt guilty because he was no longer with drum and somehow Could have prevented him from doing this illegal act? Well, not logically. I need you I need you to explain that to me because there is not a thread in my body that understands that So you're really gonna have to there's a difference between Logically understanding those types of things and feeling them Yeah, I don't I don't feel it or logically. I can say there's no way in hell I should be responsible accountable for it in my feeling. I feel like I should have been able, you know They're all our time together and everything we shared that Being together should have instilled some sort of value system into him that would have understood that this would not have This was not okay, but if if you're dealing with somebody who and I know I've said this jokingly in the past But I've also said this seriously to you in the past as well If you're dealing with someone who has a mental illness, right and isn't getting treatment for it Either through therapy and or medication, then what you consider to be you know Good social norms and what they consider to be good social norms are gonna be two completely different things I know but that's and you actually hit on the head why I feel you know some guilt here is that I Did not enforce that he get treatment for a very long time. I didn't even notice. That's that he had these Rodan that's Rodan that's the equivalent of demanding that an alcoholic start going to AA meetings until they are ready to go to AA meetings They're not gonna go to a they're not gonna go and they're not gonna get the help they need He was not ready to receive the help they need for whatever reason He was not ready and or willing to receive the help that he needed to and to work the process that he needed to I mean you and I have talked about the fact that he went to therapy for a while and Kind of was you know going home about in the beginning and then got half-ass about it towards the end. Correct. Yeah Well, I mean during during our time together. He was always pretty gung-ho about the therapy And but it was one of those things we made it a condition of kind of staying together and you realized he had a problem However, those moments of lucidity are very rare and he had the most extended periods of those with me Compared to any other time in his life. So I feel Good in the sense that I created a stable environment for him I feel bad that that didn't stick after we broke up Okay, well, that's a little different than what you're saying. You're kind of feeling sad yours is more of a general sadness in that is that is that for his loss for his loss of You know the stable environment that you provided it's not necessarily that you still feel responsible or maybe I'm wrong Am I am I wrong here? No, I mean, I'm not gonna I mean even if you were to call me asked me to bail him out of jail at this point I'm not gonna bail him out of jail. So I don't feel that level of responsibility, right. I mean, he's made his choices. I just feel bad that he didn't carry on any of the Things he learned and the things that we experienced together into his his life in general Do you feel that you play any kind do you have any kind of guilt because of what he's done? So that's a very broad question. So do I have any kind of guilt? Yes, do I feel responsible for what he's done? No No, that's honest. I mean, I I don't necessarily understand it, but I appreciate you being honest with me and Explaining it the best you couldn't well and to be honest, you know, I look back at it now And I'm thinking how in the world, you know, did I stay in a relationship that was that bad for that long? And it was because I didn't even see him as a person for the longest time. What did you see him as? He was essentially just my partner. I mean, I didn't see him as an independent person for a very long time You didn't see him as a person you saw him as a project No, I don't even think I don't even care about the project parts for most of the time That's that's the kicker is that whenever something was wrong or something big happened He was a project at that point But I mean in terms of everyday type stuff it's a whole other line of conversation I was gonna say well, thank you for giving Taffy and I something to talk about all week at lunch Have you guys ever watched mad men, I'm gonna break off of this in a little bit in a way But if you guys ever watched mad men, no, I would like to and I think it's on our I like to watch mr Ham though because he's a little cutie, but oh, he is hot. Yeah, I say he's a little cutie I just finished season two in about two days I've watched all 13 episodes and they're like 47 minutes long So they're like, you know 1960s length hour long shows because nowadays hour long shows are like barely 40 minutes Mm-hmm, so wait a minute. He can't come to downtown Disney with us because work work work work work But he can watch 2,700 hours of television No, see what happens. I'm watching mad men while I'm doing work email and getting blown Wow, no, I'm multitasking at its finest exactly the relationship between Don Draper and Betty his wife is very much the relationship. I was sprout. So it's very codependent Well, it was very much like I didn't care what was going on at the time unless there was something wrong And then you know, I kind of did what I had to do to make up for it But in terms of a you know regular every day. Yeah, I could have care less So Wow Brijana makes me sad. It was actually a little bit depressing this weekend watching all those episodes are just like oh my god But it's an amazing show so if you guys haven't watched it watch it cuz it is oh my gosh I'm glad we switched to personal journals Is it even still on yeah, madman. Oh god. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they just finished up the third season They're starting to film the fourth now So and I just finished season 2 and it was so good I almost did that like Amazon digital download for the next 13 Even though the next DVD set comes out in March March So I could just wait for five weeks to watch it or I could download them all and pay for them to like well You could just watch small wonder in the meantime. I Never ordered small wonder it needs to be a lot cheaper than what it is right now For for for for the the blog just did a review of the small wonder DVDs And what it's like to watch them now as adult as compared to watching them at when we would watch them when we were kids It's it's it's a pretty funny review You mentioned out of this world. I thought I was the only none of my friends ever watch out this world I thought it was the only person the world to watch a show. I love that show. Oh, I love to watch out of this world Donna Pescow Donna Pescow was the mom, but who else was in it? I think that's the only one that really was no the voice the voice of the dad was famous Hold on. I'll look it up on my eye touch. Who was who was the daughter to well Donna Pescow? Which I think is kind of funny that you know, she was the mom and that she also was the mom in Eastman Stevens to even Stevens to Shilabuff You know 15 years later But no, I love now the world out this world where her thing would talk in a room and it was her dad talking from space or something Yeah, it would like blink. Yeah, that was a great show And by gray show, I mean stop time Yeah, it's right. Oh God, that's right. I completely forgot it would be like small wonder of this world and Harry and the Henderson's Do you know out of this world was developed by Scott Bayo? No way he was one of the developers during his Charles and charge time I apparently it would have been during Charles and charge time. Yeah. I never watched Was the voice Bert Reynolds, that's right. He was voice of the dad. I told you somebody famous. Yeah, good Lord. I don't remember that Yeah, I don't remember was Bert Reynolds, but I knew it was like a popular one. You tube now watch a damn show So I never I never got into alph or any of that kind of stuff I never watched any of those things but like here you mentioned Harry the Henderson said never watched that never watched alph I never was a big like I never watched things like Webster anything like that I'd never got into how the hell did we go from bad 80s for sitcoms from mentally ill ex-boyfriends that are on the lamb? How did I do that within like two minutes? Because we are potter's like no pilot Lord, I've been watching Buffy the vampire Slayer season two as well And I miss Buffy Here's a here's a little this goes along with what you're talking about on Facebook. They're doing that weird, you know, which Celebrity do you look like? Yes, did you see that people recommended that I put on Jeffrey the choice arrest draft? That's what you get for not looking at the our secret identity I will tell you what you knew the little less Huffington her look alike was Alice and Hannigan really yep I can see that I can see that and it was a picture of her from Buffy that that was it wasn't like one from her Yeah, isn't she in a show like called how I met your mom or something like that. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it wasn't like that It was the circa Buffy vampire Slayer, so I thought nice and when I saw the picture, I was like I get that yeah Now she behaves more like Cordelia But no, that's that's lollipop behaves like Cordelia. I thought so she said lollipop No, no, the little tapping tin a little something I'm sorry lollipop lollipop got Rachel McAdams Which I can see that yeah, so the one that actually the serious one that they sent me was actually Michael Douglas from Wall Street I mean, that's like that like it's your hero. I know right? It's like this whole like Stars you look like and he's the what Gordon go is the one that looks the most like me well Let me see how unrealistic how unrealistic it actually is Would you like to one know the one they chose for me who they choose for who is he that they chose for you? Fuck you Rodin. You're you're this is gonna be the most humorous thing. I've said to you when I give you this name Apparently this girl's name is Kristen Calavali, and she's on a show called the Hills. Oh my gosh, really I've heard that name before Yeah, yeah, she's like 23 and she's like, you know really thin now She does happen to have a blonde bob and brown eyes and a big cheesy grin But when I saw it, I thought people are gonna think that This is the most ridiculous thing they've ever seen in their lives Yeah, I kept the picture up for like two days and took it down cuz I just I even I couldn't look at it up there My favorite one is bobaloo's who's bobaloo um Seth Rogen. Oh, I didn't even see that. That's awesome. Yeah. No bobaloo's is awesome I don't do those. I don't do all those quizzes. Yeah. Goony has a Brendan Fraser because he thinks he looks like Brendan Fraser Not that anybody recommended that he looks like Brendan Fraser. I was gonna say why don't think you can choose your own Well, you're supposed to do the little website and get the recommendation. Yeah I already know who Taylor would look like who Shilah booth Jesus. No, I bathe occasionally I bathe occasionally. He's not Matthew McConaughey Who you know smells like Doritos and ass Taylor Taylor would be Taylor would be Matt LeBlanc And I'm thinking Matt LeBlanc and who's the guy that does The king of queens not not the king of queens the other one Kevin James Kevin James and Matt LeBlanc I can see that if those two children had a baby. It would be Taylor Let's see really yes All art mall cop. No, I did not say that mixed with Joey. Come on. That's not a bad mixture This is not bad. I'm not sure how I feel about that I'm going to say thank you because I'm assuming that was much like you calling Kevin be a fart earlier I'm assuming you're doing this as a I did not call Kevin be a fart shut up. You called him a lovely fart Call Kevin be a fart or Kevin be is a lovely fart the other title because I would love to see the look on his face when he downloads I don't know how he's going to edit this, but I assure you I did not call you a lovely fart I would have you I'm a lady. I would have used the word flagellence when you said he was silent, but deadly Would have called him what what was the word you just said flagellence Flagellence. I'm a lady flagellence. You said flatulence flage. I don't know. Is that where you hit people not when you I think that's vlogging he'd be bothered with lowbrow words You just got done from your lady and you would use flatulence and scat So Joe and Dallas sent Bob blue and I porn yay, wait, did he sent you with Bob blue porn or did you really The one thing says now share this with with does one thing say share with Rodan, but I don't know how to send it to you Wait, is it is it of Joe? No, oh No, no, the one he sent is and this goes back to What a good either what a good listener or a good stalker Joe and Dallas is because Joe do you send you the other half of the bass fisherman one? No, but I've downloaded that off bit torrents But that's besides the point Because bad fishermen are ass fishermen. No, it's it's a little bit of trash trouser trout. Isn't that what it's? No, it's trouser trout gone fishing parts one and two. Yeah, and he only sent us part one And we didn't know how part two ended so we needed so I needed to download it to find out We needed to know the end of the story. I'll give you a hint. They all fuck a lot He sent me a month actually we're going back years ago I mentioned that one of my favorite all-time porn stars is a guy named Tristan Paris and We cover art for like episode like 51 or 52 or something like that like a long time ago He sent me like a best of DVD of a bunch of his scenes from Falcon now That's that's kind of cool And then I also mentioned I think a while back about another guy that I like that the guy from the gone fishing one He sent me another movie that had this guy in it But that's not the issue the issue is that the movie is called it's a two-parter and it's like some four-hour Trilogy and it's no, it's called to the last man Now the problem it's a western so they're all how he's in it. No, listen. Okay, they're cowboys in it But what happens is eventually Joe's and Joe does live in Dallas? Well, he does But it's all about like this like these two warring farms or something and by the at the end of the first movie They hang one of the guys and kill them oh My gosh, and then over the course of the next movie like a bunch of guys like after they have sex They kill another like violently with blood and like slitting each other's throats and all that sort of weird stuff And it's not like supposed to be I'm assuming I won't watch it because DVD you can either choose to watch the whole movie in its entirety or you can just choose to watch the sex scenes and really Let's face it. I'm not watching that one for the story So I just cut the sex scenes, but I've seen like cutscenes like I did research on this like since he sent us the movies Like there's like a rape scene apparently and opposed supposedly it's like the most realistic rape scene ever in gay porn or something Where like it's one of these where it's disturbing. It's one of these I can't bring myself to watch it I'll watch the happy which means that which means the next time I met his house. We will watch it No, I will not it's it's trust me It's some of some of the screen captures of like the one guy with his throat slit and stuff I'm like oh, I don't want to see that. No. Well, do you want to watch the rape? Because what did the t-shirt say it's not rape if you scream surprise first We saw someone that had a t-shirt on that said that it's not rape if you scream surprise first Why you think that is so funny, I don't know why I think it's funny either, and I'm sure we're going T-shirt I know and they're walking around it's not rape if you say surprise first stop saying it It's ridiculous Which is why? Okay, so I kind of want to see this poor now because I think it may be realistic versions of sex in Louisiana arkansas on text Arco text well, I I don't know how to make I don't know how to make a copy of it And there are enough scenes on it that icon I want to keep it Babaloo watched it Babaloo knows about them Babaloo hasn't I think Babaloo watched part of one with we were I would just pop them into the Babaloo wants to react parts of it Yes, Babaloo wants to react the react three and act the rape scene or the splitting but some some You watched porn without Babaloo have I watched porn with Babaloo? No, I meant you said he's seen a couple scenes I would have assumed that when you watched this you watched it with him. I watched some of it with him He does work on Mondays, and I'm off this brings up an interesting point. Do you guys watch porn while you're having sex? No, no, I thought but I'm having sex. Thanks Okay, she lives the life of a porn star washes a why on earth what I I Pouring the camera set up in her bedroom No, I mean, I agree I agree a hundred percent But there's all these guys around here who want to watch you know They're straight and they want to watch like straight porn and then you know While they're like getting fucked it makes no Sense to me okay. Well, let me tell you there's only been oh no Let me take the back there's been one very key moment where porn played a big part in us having sex and that's when we we were vacationing in Germany and and of course in Germany there the porn channels over there are free and Incredibly explicit, but there was one put show in particular that both of us literally stopped in our tracks We were unpacking or repacking or doing something and it was just you know There was a commercial for cheese and all of a sudden it was you know three girls stacked on top of each other Why one of them is licking up and down and up and down and the both of us stopped and we were like oh my god What the hell yeah, I mean literally and like I mean in like two seconds later We were naked that was it that was not the only time that I could ever recall you know It actually playing that kind of thing now having said that so then we say you went from good at a schmeckema Yes, I can assure you that there was so is it like it's like Eating out rimming eating at rooming eating at rooming eating at rooming like you just kind of go up and down the line Yeah, it was just kind of like licking all the way up and looking out like an accordion like a pussy accordion if you will Puss accordion a pussy court Hey speaking of speaking of Germany. Yeah, I hope you like the pictures, but Did you send a listener cock shots I did not send I unlocked there's a difference Not well done, Rodin You all not work essentially y'all goes cute. I don't want to see you have you seen his knock worst I have not seen his not worst He saw his Yegerschnitzel though. Yeah. He I think he said he was coming to Miami or something soon I think he's gonna be coming on your face soon Have you wait Rodin have you speaking of porn and you know Rodin have you ever videotaped yourself fucking someone um I'm trying to think actually No, I have not I've taken pictures But I'm never how could you be having sex and take pictures at what possible situation are you got a leg over a shoulder? And I'm going wait. I have to focus. It was It was in high school the way the light catches the hair on your ass is just so artistic. It's so beautiful Let's let's wait this way if I still had the pictures I'd be in jail But oh because it was when I was 16 though So when I was 16 I had a 16 year old boyfriend We used to have some kinky sex and that we took pictures to which he then later blackmailed me with those pictures So or attempted, but when you were 16 There was no such thing as really a digital camera then which meant you had to actually have these pictures either Developed or they were done on a Polaroid correct. No, he he had like that one of those Kodak, you know disposables and He sent them off because there was like someplace that would develop wherever whatever you took So like you couldn't take them down to like the Walgreens or the Windixie or something and have them developed But he he sent them off somewhere to get developed Yeah Yeah, we've done that a couple times and either one of them ended well the first one we did was when we first got married and we lived out in Texas and and we did this you know and it was like You know we're trying to be all artistic and you know where there's like costume changes and all this other stuff And then I recorded over that tape You know then I recorded over that after we watched it and got you know a good giggle out of it I recorded over the tape of I'm walking through our you know new townhouse So I can show my grandparents when I go back home for Christmas And I sit down with you know my aunts and my uncles and you know my mom and my grandma grandfather And we're gonna watch this video and I knew I had covered all of it So I knew there was no chance of any of that what I didn't realize is that when you stop it and then You hit record. There's like a one and a half second delay So in that one and a half second shot all the shot was thank God was me laying down And I still had like some sort of a black t-shirt or something on But for the two seconds that my heart actually stopped thinking I didn't know how long the delay was gonna last I decided that I didn't probably need to be dead for a while again Because it was I mean I literally froze like where I was sitting and my grandfather just kind of looked at me like We'll talk about that later because I know that wasn't supposed to be what I think it was you know that type of face I'm going oh my god And then the next time we did it was many many years later when things could go on computers and Taylor can tell the rest of that story Yeah, no, we're going through Trying to figure out. I don't know what we were doing where we she was transferring files from one computer to another Orlando trip or something. Yeah, yeah for for I was trying to compile all the pictures from all the times We've been to Orlando and she's like I have no idea what any of these videos are But I know I took video from like the last time I went to Orlando and I click on something and saw it for about Point for three seconds, which was long enough for me to have to go into our laundry room and pour bleach directly into my eyes Yeah, it was one of those things where we both went Yeah, so do we decided that perhaps that was something I didn't need to happen anymore Well on that note But I will say though I will say there are reasons that you have sex in the dark because frankly no one wants to see their body at certain angles Yeah, how could you look? There's just something where you're like, oh, oh We know when you think in your all, you know cute and feeling all sexy and then obviously this picture You're like what the hell is this? We we messed around with with the flip cam a while back and I still have the file and when I'm feeling like Myself a steam is getting a little too high. I watch the video and then I want to kill myself in the next three days How much money Not enough in the world I you don't even have to finish that sentence There's not I know I didn't have to finish that then because I know that you and I have the same brain Oh That being said Rodan sex tape will be the 50th video podcast that we put out No, there's no there's no sex tape There's a sex tape trilogy It's the lord of the brown ring. It's my homage to um George Lucas Well you have been dating little furry guys, so that must be like the ewoks. Oh Hey, I haven't dated anybody. I am like on a I'm cleansing the palette if you will I Said you have a date anyone. You just fucked them. No, no, no I'm completely cleansing the palette. I have not had sex. I'm not dated and so you use an enema We started the show with Barbara okay go to our blog app Go ahead finish it Be our friend up. Do we still have the myspace page? We do You're a friend of myspace myspace.com the only request we get for my space are for like, you know, folky witchy You know acoustic lesbian girls who sing songs about you know the sunshine and pubic bushes and all that sort of stuff So though I don't I don't even bother accepting them as friends. Do you want to join our group on Facebook? Okay, so I love pod is my co-pilot We no longer have a voicemail number cuz we don't like voicemail My homework for this week will be to get the voicemail number up by next week And I think that was everything right pot is my co-pilot at gmail.com is our email. Oh, yes Thanks, and you can go on iTunes and leave us a five-star review because we love gratification yes, and We like reviews, but only in their five stars. Sorry. 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