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PiMC: Episode 129 - The Three Finger Slide, or Jerk Off If You Want Hand Eye Coordination
Taffy's playing with Kites, Taylor's playing with a clitoris free mouse, and Rodan's playing with the crew of "To Catch A Predator." We are podismycopilot.com
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you've downloaded a new episode of Pot is my co-pilot with Taylor Lillate boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Row Dan never let it be said that I'll let it challenge go by so when Taylor brought up black cherry last week I just had to run with it so Taylor this one's for you take it away Tampa St. Pete in the middle of a dry spell and poor mama Lou ain't had no action for a week Taffy is laying in the arms of Taker soldier Taylor is playin with his weed just like a geek that boy who dance knew how to move everything grab him from behind and maybe you can find black cherry with a latte boy smile black cherry use that slow Cuban style a new position let me put you on your knees black cherry you please hey everybody this is Taylor and thank you for downloading episode 129 of pot is my co-pilot yay I think now you pause and wait for all of us I know I totally paused away for you guys now it's very subdued it was very just wanted to see what the what the effect would be I am joined as always by Taylor by Taylor the latte boy no I'm not I'm Taylor the latte boy I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle Huffington hello lover and Rodan hello and before we go any further we have to send a big thank you to one of our biggest fans and somebody that we are a huge fan of mr. Pat gike why do you have to call him big what's up with that because he's a big hanging man you have heard of the gike legacy have you not that's good point good point yes that's been talked about from the beginning of their show that apparently he you know got the big beer can cock and he did the intro as as he does just about every episode of the show and we put out a we put out a call to him and on last week's episode and he came through with flying colors so Pat thank you very much for for your hard work we put out the pat signal we did not very good very good oh yeah Rodan is on the ball tonight I'm so impressed so how was everybody doing I'm fabulous you're fabulous I spent the day outside today which is nice well the weather today was my perfect kind of weather where it was like you know 68 and no humidity and sunny and beautiful and I was at the beach but I wasn't really at the beach because I'm not really a beach person but it was it was beautiful isn't it like though if there's no humidity in Florida isn't that kind of like this looks like suck everything out of your skin it you're absolutely right I mean literally I went to Walgreens tonight and bought lotion but you're absolutely right but I will tell you it was a lovely and refreshing to not have it be where you can you know lick your hand and it tastes like salt because of all the frickin humidity in the air so no it was beautiful it rained last night in this morning so it was it was very nice they had a big kite fair out on Treasure Island and they had hundreds and hundreds of kites out huge post of pictures on the blog it was beautiful yeah I saw some of your pictures on Facebook there was there was some big ass kites out there yeah they were they were enormous well it was a beautiful day today which is why I spent most of it indoors well you know of course there are video games to be played there is porn to be watched there are boyfriends to be blown I'm sorry there's things to do that just involve being inside and before Taffy says anything yes I could blow Babaloo outside it just didn't happen happen wow the day the night is still young that is true we did say we were going to do a shorter show tonight so you know give the package you have like all gay neighbors around you wouldn't that just turn into like this big giant orgy oh god I hope not have you seen my neighbors thank you now we Babaloo and I came home god this is going back probably about a month and a half ago one night at about two in the morning we were probably with the Huffington's actually and we pulled up in front of the house and we get out of our car and all of a sudden our next door neighbor his front porch light switches on he opens the door looks out sees this to us and then closes the door real fast oh he was waiting for a trick I believe so considering I've seen him naked on I believe it's Adam for Adam I believe that there was a very good chance that we caught him you know waiting for a gentleman caller I believe once I was over there to pick up wine at Taylor T latte boy and for lunch one day on a Saturday and he was out front gardening in a pair of like hot pink sequenced hot pant shorts no okay that's a different neighbor that's a different neighbor and it wasn't hot pink sequined it was silver lamé hotpants that's what it was but he also had like a sweatband on his head to or something like that yeah and he was literally bent over with his ass facing out towards the streets of the people going by could see you know the the back moons of his ass the bottom of his ass and you know his grapes hanging out the you know it was the grapes the breath it's one of those wish you were here kind of poses when when drum lived here we call him Daisy Dukes because he used to he would wear those short shorts all the time and this is a man that is probably about 58 59 years old and looks like he probably had a really good body at one point but he doesn't spend a little bit too much time in the bar so he enjoys he enjoys his surveys and as such he's got the little bitch tits and he's got the round belly and he would just always walk around these short shorts and just thought he was the shit and that was one of those where he had a revolving turn style on his front door because you could see guys coming in and out of his house at all day at night all hours of the day was one of those where they stayed for like an abnormally short period of time like 10 oh yeah no they would be there for like an hour and then they would leave and then a couple hours later somebody else would come back and he moved out eventually and then rented the place out for a while and he built all these weird and I need to I'm probably giving way too much information about him because we have local listeners and there's only a time before somebody puts the dots together he builds all these weird like pagodas I don't know what the hell you would call them like in his backyard in the front it's not what do you not a pergola is it a pergola like there's wood things with the slats that go over like yeah well it's like those but on steroids yeah it's ridiculous well and it's a little yard and so they're all oversized right so so it looks like fucking Jurassic Park like when you're going through the gates when you go to his front door well and he has he used to apparently used to talk to my other neighbors that lived he lives too down from us and the guys that live next to us their names are Mark and Todd and they're great and he used to apparently talk to them through the fence but he would be completely naked and when try kind of put not pushing his dick through the wood slats but just making sure that they knew that his dick was up against the wood slats so one time one of them was out there with a hose and they hosed him apparently and Mr. Big Butch in his silver Alume hot pants apparently screamed like a girl and ran in his house okay so at the risk of drastically changing the subject speaking of you know Jurassic Park and sequenced has anyone been watching the Golden Globes tonight no no okay well this this will eventually go out in a couple days so our dear listeners tonight is the night of the Golden Globes so you heard it here first mama Taffy is going to give you the goods I don't know what happened in Hollywood but apparently all the batshit crazy people who live there for the last 10 years who really haven't given a crap about what they look like tonight decided that they were all gonna get pretty every single person looked amazing I mean to the point the ones that you just know we're gonna look batshit crazy they all looked amazing I will say the greatest pairing of the evening was when Cher and Christina Aguilera got up at the same time really did Christina Aguilera look older no that's what I'm saying is every single person who always looks a little haggard a little like you know they might have needed a little they all looked amazing tonight what do you think somebody rubbed Vaseline over all the lenses of all the cameras I don't know I mean normally people who I think you know I never think Nicole Kidman necessarily looks great she looked really good I mean Jennifer Aniston I've never thought was a pretty woman of course she was standing next to Gerard Butler so who was really looking at her but she looked amazing all these people who I never think look pretty I the little seven tonight kept going wow she looks really good wow she looks really good now we're watching an HD or was it really just broadcast and standard definition no I I do not watch the HD because I don't want to shriek and whore now I can only imagine if I Taylor are you recording it no no I did see I watched on YouTube after I saw the Monique one I did want to see her except in speech because they said it was really good it was amazing she looked gorgeous she looked really really pretty in some like champagne dress yeah everyone just looked all the guys look didn't look as near they all looked kind of like they needed to shave or they had some word they had on or whatever but the women looked amazing I mean I was just I was gobsmacked I was completely shocked and a lot of them I don't I don't like Kate Hudson but she looked amazing and I just I was very surprised so the dinosaurs came through they made they made themselves pretty Meryl Streep even looked good Meryl Streep leisure looks like shit but she looked great she really looks very matronly yeah no she she was she was rocket so I just I thought I would just you know that could be our Hollywood minute how's that okay there you go we'll play the entertainment you know tonight yes I have not watched entertainment tonight since John Tesh was on because I had a little crush on John Tesh oh god did you really I did I can't I know John Tesh I and I don't like guys that are blonde you know this we've discussed this well that little patch of hair isn't necessarily count as blonde well that's true I always kind of had a little crush on John Tesh especially when he was with Mary Hart I don't know why he was kind of cute back then he was kind of cute back then of course now you know this is like Mario Lopez the host of that show or something I don't know he's a lot of any flavors of I don't watch any that crap but no because it's all I don't understand how entertainment tonight does things about you know the Haitian earthquake crisis and all that and how is that entertainment well it's better that honestly I would rather hear about the Haitians and Kate Goslin I gotta be honest with you well no but that's just it for you forever they were doing Kate Goslin shit and then it was where then they had Nancy Grace on screaming at the other one and I I have no need to watch it like yeah which is why we watch gay porn well right speaking of gay porn well Nancy Grace hasn't been in gay porn in at least four or five years so hey speaking of gay porn what do you got are you guys on team Conan or team Jay on this whole thing I have to do with gay porn I was asked to be in a porn remember what Conan O'Brien was legitimately asked if he would be in a porn since he was losing his show they ask him some you know it's one of those things like when you know the MJ morning show wants to ask Penelope Cruz to be one of their morning you know DJs and it makes some bizarre a little media lift forum some realistic like legit Silicon Valley porn company ask Conan O'Brien to please do a porn after his show is over and he went on the show and talked about it okay that's that's used to me yep YouTube it baby it happened well well getting getting back to okay getting back to Rodan's question I am definitely a team Conan I've never liked Jay Leno I never understood the appeal of Jay Leno I don't watch any of them honestly but I don't think that it I don't think it's fair that the other guy retired and now they want to he wants to show back I just on Saturday Night Live last night they were whoever does the news and Seth there's something I don't know Seth Myers yeah I think it's cute I don't think he's a great writer but I think he's cute did you watch him last night when he was trying to explain I watch the clips when he was trying to explain to you know laypeople what the whole the whole issue was he goes it's kind of like this let's say you're married and you come home one day and you tell your wife I really like being married to you but in five years I'm gonna get a new wife and your old wife isn't necessarily happy about that but she doesn't really care so in five years past you get the new wife and the new wife isn't really happy either and the old wife's still not happy and so you just decide that after you have the new wife she didn't really wonder but you can't kill her so what are you gonna do and the more he talked you could just see that everyone at NBC became immediately uncomfortable with the fact that Seth Myers was doing this little bit but I think my favorite was this is how it relates to me if Jay moves the cone in front of moves of Jimmy Jimmy moves back here and I'm in one sketch every three weeks exactly that was the best part of that whole thing now I I never liked I when I remember when I think I've even talked about it on the show where they did the the like mockumentary where Kathy Bates and somebody plays you know Leno is why plays Letterman on that whole debacle in like the early 90s yeah oh yeah the the late shift the link show book and movie yeah yeah it's actually it is it's actually a quite good movie but I'm I never I never got the appeal of them then especially not Leno so I don't know I don't care well I mean the shows are shit I mean they are what they are I mean I like Craig and I'll TiVo Craig and I watch him when I'm bored on the late late shown CBS but I mean they just make a lot of money those shows make a ton of money for the networks and for the affiliates I liked what Jimmy Kimmel said Jimmy Kimmel says we all have kids you have cars yeah yeah that was yeah you know we all have families we have to support you need to go polish your 118 cars come on you know get real which you know to each their own but I don't know I bring back Joan Rivers didn't she have a guy an evening show a long time ago she's she'd get back in 1743 maybe bring back she was originally the permanent sub for Johnny Carson yeah speaking just going back to a Saturday live though did you see Sigourney Weaver she was horrible just no she looks amazing did you say she looks horrible she's like 60 no I didn't say she looks horrible I said she was horrible I think she looks great I didn't watch the show but I think she looks great and she was talking about how she doesn't do plastic surgery or both now no she looks good I just I thought every skit she was in was bad as far as the writing was but she knows she looks fine but she should that's her job her job is to look good well she's never been the prettiest of Hollywood actresses I don't know I can name Mike five Sigourney Weaver movie so I don't quick name five Sigourney Weaver movies aliens that that's four working girl I don't know if I can hold on let me see if I can do this aliens working girl Avatar ghostbusters yeah the one where she was Jane Goodall not Jane Goodall name it you can't just say the one where what's that called this the the John Goodman story what is it girls the best okay I need one more don't I now hold on give me a second oh bonfire the vanities oh God she wasn't bonfires yeah she yeah she's a baby mama - she wasn't baby mama she was the one who was in charge the adoption agency you're right right but she would never do that because she was extra fertile remember yes because she was having babies into her 60s that's right yeah oh I actually love working girl I did too that's like one of my favorite thing oh I know one the Disney movie holes oh yeah that's another one she was really good in that too okay so see look at me no what's growing we were and she's you know a part of that ridiculous movie ride at Disney World which is so outdated at M.B.M. or whatever yeah we're Kevin B. does the best I know Kevin B. does he's perfect Kevin B. is perfect so okay can I talk a little bit about what's been going on in my house for the last couple of days sure yes and I need to publicly blame Taffy Carlisle Huffington for this I'm so sorry yeah I don't know what it is but whatever it is I'm just sorry oh I do know what it is oh yeah yeah for the last I would say probably at least week it has been nothing but Super Mario Brothers for the week going on in the living room while I'm in the bedroom while I'm in the office while I'm in the bathroom while I'm in the kitchen while I'm outside and all I hear is the goddamn music every waking minute of every single day and then now he's obsessed with getting all of the coins because apparently in each level there's three coins so now it's I'm going to work on this and I hear shit motherfucker god damn it get away from me Rocco leave me alone from the other room and then here he comes in here sits on YouTube watches the video I had to do it then she goes back out there he cheats no I don't consider it cheating it's where he is a trust me I would much rather him do that than have a coronary out my living room Papa room is cheating I don't believe that's cheating yes when you come in and watch somebody else who has figured out how to do something and then you steal that knowledge that's cheating if he was sitting in a math class and he looked at someone else's paper who had figured out how to work the problem and then he wrote the answer down that's cheating so if you decide that you want to make cupcakes and follow the directions on the back of the box then that's cheating yeah that's kind of what sounds like Taffy on that one it's like college is cheating is what you're saying I don't buy that for a second come on if they if they had an instruction manual that they had given to him that would be one thing but for him to go on YouTube and watch somebody else beat the level and then go do it I don't know I think it's cheating well but that's still not the same because keep mom you two are only agreeing with this because you two do it no I'll read the books and stuff I I'll read the books I have no problem with reading the books no I know that's I'm saying the books I don't know the books are one thing I just I don't know what's the difference between a book and a video if it's the company that's telling you how to do it or know I know I mean hello I put out a video on how to make a recipe I mean I agree with what you're saying cheater no I'm not trying to get to another level what I get rewarded I'm trying to share knowledge there is a difference and you're trying to help you're trying to help other people become rewarded with the art of culinary stuff and yeah but those videos don't don't teach you the hand-eye coordination be able to pass those levels though that's seriously seriously yes go outside and throw a ball if you want I hand coordination jerk off if you want hand coordination but give me a break if you want hand-eye coordination that's the title I don't know that I went hand-eye coordination because that shit burns and it gets in your eyes hell yeah so anyway either way it's your fault and I blame you and you will be punished let's get well that's what we did Saturday night was we all went out to have a wonderful Greek food up in Tarpon Springs and pretty much Taylor and I said and talks about how Tank and Babaloo when they're playing the video games all we hear coming from the other room is god damn it what the fuck I understand what the hell I said yeah this is this is pretty much been I don't know what he's playing I forget what it's I have no idea what it's called not called modern warfare modern warfare tank is playing modern warfare - yes and all you all you'll hear everyone smiles you'll hear are you kidding I just shot this son of a bitch around a corner and he doesn't die and yet he shoots me and I'm dead what what the hell I'm like okay you're too close to the game you need to get up and walk away I mean he's flipping off the screen when he flips off the screen to the computer it's time to get up and get some fresh air and I know that Babaloo does the same thing because I've seen Babaloo play he gets all he gets all worries he's sweating and he's all excited and he's getting all you know just I have to just just just he gets up and walks around prattles and comes back yeah babe I can't talk right now I just asked you if you want dinner I don't understand if you want to make dinner I'll son of a bitch and now we have Tourette's I'm going in the other room and cutting summer squash I'll be in there if you need me with a knife to protect myself apparently because you become enraged over a little dinosaur eating eggs and weird little turtles you and I are leaving next weekend there's gonna be like 72 hours of I don't it's gonna be that like the episode of South Park where Cartman doesn't ever leave like the office and he ends up you know his eyes glaze over so it's gonna happen is these two are gonna become one with their computers and never ever get up from them yeah oh that's the whole make love not warcraft episode of South Park yeah we're gonna come home from the cruise and we're gonna walk in and go hello why does it smell like dog shit and Doritos in here I never got out exactly babe I just wanted to relax and I wanted to lay in my PJ's all day and then all of a sudden it was Sunday you were wearing that when I left three days ago baby you don't understand I need to get this coin you're on a Disney Cruise leave me alone yeah did you guys go to the Disney movie today no we did not we actually we went and oh I can talk about that I can totally talk about that I bought myself a little happy today with a gift card that I had just happened to find oh yeah I saw that post yes I bought myself a magic mouse from my Mac how many days can I say in one sentence from where it from Best Buy excellent yes it's very cool really wait wait what else could you buy at Best Buy a dishwasher yeah sorry no okay and the idea was that I asked my family to send me gift cards for Best Buy so that I could get a dishwasher but then I've decided that I don't like the selection of the dishwashers that they have at Best Buy so I'm gonna go someplace else which gave me the excuse that I needed to buy the magic mouse because I'm the king of rationalization and will totally tell myself oh I can totally buy this it's no problem so it only costs me 20 bucks instead of 50 bucks you're insane it's very cool I did I did I couldn't get it to do the scrolling thing at first but then I called Apple Caron they walked me through that I had to download some sort of software thing however there is one problem with it what I cannot use the magic mouse to play City of Heroes really yes it will not let me pivot from the friends episode and I it doesn't let me like direct the way that the character wants to move and everything so I have to keep the old mouse so that if I want to play City of Heroes I turn that mouse on turn this mouse off and play which kind of defeats the purpose but I'm so sick of the little mouse clip on the other mouse that I decided that this is perfect for scrolling and moving through things well and you pretty much talked me out of buying the magic mouse when I was in Florida you know because I was gonna buy one and then they didn't have any but you know you kind of talked me into just keeping mine until the mouse clip dies because it will die like said well mine will I think it's very ironic hold on a second I think it's very ironic that the two gay men have mice with clits and the stray girl has a mouse with a big red ball yeah yeah Taffy has the worst mouse in the history of mankind on her greatest mouse ever and you have to go like no it's the worst one was big ridiculous 1998 where it completely it looks like a catcher's mitt with this ball on the thumb it's horrible I hate when she says go on my computer and look for this or did it at it when I'm at our house and then at least at one point I'm doing the thing that Babaloo does neither I'm playing Super Mario where I'm going god damn it son of a bitch Jesus Christ it's Super Mario no I love this mouse yeah no it's it's it's I am enjoying it I'm definitely enjoying the mouse I recommend it there are a couple of things that actually the old mouse does that this one doesn't do but I'm getting used to it and there's buttons on the top of the keyboard that I can use like for example the expose feature or dashboard I can't do those now with this mouse I have to hit the buttons at the top of the keyboard in order to get those things to pop up but I don't use them that often it was all I could do to not say come go with me it was just yeah because you have to say it what's expose expose expose is when you hit okay it's the don't hit it now but it's the F3 button okay that's I thought where everything kind of tiles right and then you can pick which what window you want to look at it's Mac talk with pot is my co-pilot that's when you squeeze both sides of the mouse right and it doesn't have that feature on the magic mouse but it's wait wait now when you squeeze both sides the mouse do you do you touch the little mouse clip no no so you can squeeze it and not touch the clip can you lick your lips while you're doing it gently little harder sorry are you quite actually I think that was one of the things I was test driving the magic mouse that I was concerned about and I can't do the two finger slide thing I don't I don't get the two finger slide thing either but you're a child you know that I had a 19 year over the other day and I got a three finger slider he's back ladies and gentlemen good Lord need to cue his theme music we haven't had his theme music in a long time we haven't well let's play the theme music what was your name again an intimate look into the love lives and boot was of your favorite podcasters Taylor the latte boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rotan okay so 19 really yeah actually I had a 19 year old over he wanted to come over and watch movies which I didn't quite realize is in here okay Joey Stefano in the river is not the idea of sitting and watching movies no no he came over and he brought lions for lambs which which is ironic well I he's a 19 year old who was actually a little bit of a bottom lion I just it was a bottom lion as opposed to your bottom line well you know so I'm thinking he's bringing this kind of movie over he's not gonna want to play around or anything like pops the movie and he's like on top of me like it's like a lion okay so apparently movie is an air quotes okay lion is not anything a lion it's the name of the movie lion for lambs isn't that with Tom Cruise and Meryl Streep yes okay it's just a bunch of talking heads the whole damn thing which I guess I probably should have stopped watching the movie at some point when he was on top of me he had a bobbin head going on you apparently Rodin watch the movie like this there she is there she is there's we're all street well and it's never a good sign when they essentially leave crying who the 19 year old yeah because apparently he came over because he was I'm gonna have to file a report okay instead of your music apparently we need to have the law and order music playing the background bomb he was my team though he's apparently or he was apparently trying to see some guys you know and they just broken up or some crap and I didn't know any of this at the time and it wasn't until after we got done after the finger slide when he decided to share this with me and he was freaking out and so eventually I told him well had he left his classroom at the old boyfriend's house is that why no but then he left like all he brought like a stack of movies and he brought all the movies over and so I still have all of his movies let's figure out some way to get him back to him well doesn't he need those for his midterm report no he's dignity is long gone oh Rodin 19 it worries me it concerns me do you ever do you ever think that some of these 19-year-olds have like a daddy complex I mean you are old enough to kind of be their daddy I mean sort of fewer you know crack ghetto horror but I mean doesn't don't you think that they might have some sort of a daddy complex a little bit yeah which is kind of what I realized at some point in the session I realized okay in the session well I was gonna say I realized that when I was inside of him with that while I was fucking him I realized that he may have some issues when he called him Papa when he said Papa can you hear me no there was none of that I've actually had someone do that to me once and that was it that was like that that was kryptonite that was yeah I think he called you Papa no no no I if we had just like a smurf didn't Babaloo say that to you once or something like that and you were like no no I said jokingly one time before we were getting ready to start I called him Poppy and he was like oh no no that will never work for me I was kind of like oh okay oh and I had a 21-year-old too Jesus Christ so apparently Modan got lots of toys RS gift cards for that was good actually thank you wow I had a 20 okay and so for for sure this week I've had no sex at all well after a 19 year old and a 21 year old the last thing I had that was 21 years old was a glass of scotch so but apparently you know this guy like fell for me and fell out of love with me in about 12 hours and I'm just watching it from the sidelines after you know our session and I'm just like the fuck well 12 hours is you know four days in high school so you know that's about the span of time that would have lasted is it that you didn't respond to his you know farmville request fast enough on Facebook pretty much pretty much it's but here's the other thing is I think Goony interfered in this one apparently and he interfered how do I'm not sure how to take that yet Goony's 26 but in he acts 1920 so he doesn't like it is gay years like dog years well he hasn't been out for very long so he's like trying to be part of the trendy gays and tree fort which act like a bunch of high school girls so they wear skinny jeans and they flat iron their hair pretty much please tell me goony wear skinny jeans and flat irons his hair no he's got big old hips like I do he's got baby making hips yeah he's got he's got childbirth and hips there's those skinny jeans in his future the mental images alone coming out of this conversation more than I can do yeah the two finger slide that's what started this whole thing the three finger slide the three finger slide it just makes me miss wolfy actually you've seen more cock than Yankee Stadium's urinals nice did you look that joke up or something no i heard it on a tv show and i've been saving it for a while because it sounds like a post that you have out on the side of the mac i was like i gotta say this to rhodan i saw it on a tv show actually about a month ago and said that'll be perfect for rhodan on the show sometime what did i say last night that i said that is how you have to start the show tomorrow night i don't remember i don't remember i don't either but it was something ridiculous something i believe your husband said probably oh god damn it fucking stupid mario that that's that's about as much as i've gotten out of him over the last couple of days oh yeah well but at least you know you've gotten that it could be worse whatever you're getting good to say stop what she's getting my mind is just in the gutter i say my mind is in the gutter and i have to just i have to behave yes i have nothing but naughty things now you're going to behave now warning okay now rhodan do you have to work tomorrow i do yes i know that are your banks and everything closed for no i think federally all the way ziana yeah i will say that's what's going on dmlk day yeah yeah they'll be closed i have i have to go downtown for a doctor's appointment tomorrow tomorrow morning at nine o'clock which the big parade is happening so i wasn't thinking ahead when i scheduled my appointment so now i got to fight all the traffic and everything i'm not looking forward to that no that's not a little bit of a parade or not well next weekend i have to go to orlando and to tampa on saturday and sunday and do you know what's happening on saturday and sunday and tampa gas gorilla yeah lovely i would think that a parade in louisiana would be good because then it would make it easy for the clown the clown around them all up the clue collects clowns the clue collects clowns damn it's the insane clan posse oh god horrible yeah i think everyone's saving up the parades for the you know month-long marty grodd celebrations but when does that all start um fat tuesday because i know there's been some like pre-parties and stuff happening for like you know crew members well fat tuesday is the tuesday before um ash wednesday the start of lint correct that's why everyone calls me that tells me nothing okay well i should tell you everything dork ashy nice wow well i'm sorry father touch a lot didn't send me the weekly newsletter telling you when ash wednesday is this year wow touch a lot please rodan after your three-finger comment you can say nothing about father touch a light so we've managed to offend tonight j-lenno fans african-americans and catholics and clan wait excuse me and and clan members i'm sure the widow carlo might listen to this plan apparently the widow carlo did listen to an episode a couple of weeks ago yes really did yes she called a factored um taylor was here and she called and she was like you know actually this exactly what she says you'll find this funny she goes why did you end up getting rodan for christmas and i said what now that this is how she i answered the phone hello what did you get rodan for christmas and i said you're talking about i'm thinking i i would have laid a million dollars down the table that had she had no idea what you know your name was and she was like what did you did you end up getting him a cockering and i said what i mean literally taylor is looking at me on my couch i'm like what are you talking about and she goes well i just got done listening to your christmas episode and i wondered if you you know where one would find a cockering for rodan i said i got the best buy gift card and she's just like oh and i'm just and i'm like i said you know i don't care that you listen to the show that's fine so of course as soon as i hung up i looked at him and i was like yes my brother just listened to the show fantastic wonderful but you know she knows about it so apparently rodan's cock was on her mind well there you go as is most of northern louisian is gay community apparently apparently but only only lesbians even lesbians want to take a gander at that thing that sad little thing oh blasted wow that's two death becomes a references tonight i know oh so do y'all have anything going on this week anything exciting just all week in men row yeah i am going to be slammed with school visits this week because i'm not going to be around next week to make school visits because of the you know big boat trip we don't leave till thursday no i know but those two days are going to be focused on patient stuff versus school visits to make it putting putting all of my patients to bed maybe you know putting the pillows over some of their faces now i'm freaking i said that now that's i've had i've had a bunch of patients die over like the last couple of weeks that's been it's been weird usually that usually they don't all you know occasionally i get one that circles the drain for a little while but they never actually dies and i've had like four or five of them that have all died very suddenly well it's the whole post holiday rush thing though right yeah that's probably i mean what always happens is i get some that die right before the holidays then nobody dies during the holidays and then some die after the holidays and this is what's you know this seems to be i guess what's going on okay so our last podcast we ended up just thinking the same thing katrina and this one we're going to end on death around the holidays well well all right then let's talk about the earthquake and haci haci haci wow haci wow not a drop of alcohol tonight i swear good lord you're insane let's talk about all right then you know what let's talk let's let's end on some good news that i can't believe you haven't really mentioned on the show what without naming specifics you your family kind of had a big thing happen about a month ago right around when we finished the last episode we did a certain decision was made by one of your children oh yes um the um raining lollipop applied to five schools got into four got waitlisted on one not that she's bitter and um she made a decision that she will be going to school in north carolina we have a housing deposit down and we're all very happy with her decision and she's going to be a double major of english of english and elementary education so she's very excited and i didn't know that part yeah well um yes she's going to she's going to start that process because she already has so many credits towards um theology in english so that's what about psychology no psychology she's going to start um her junior year because she she's so she's so close that she will go into her freshman year with almost 16 theology and english credits so she can pretty much she can pretty much finish that by the time she's done with her sophomore year thus starting her junior year with a minor in psychology yeah it actually makes me tired to think about all the subjects that she you know is that when she when she starts talking about it she gets this psychotic you know kitten looking her eyes she gets so excited which is wonderful for me i'm very happy she's excited about it but yes yes so the plan is is that um she she's going to audition for their um cheerleading squad and if she makes it she will actually start school in august because the varsity athletes go a couple weeks early and the plan is is that taylor's going to a a squirt tank and i so when when when time comes when need be he can be the adult in the situation that says and now is where you know good gentlemen take leave of one another and he prised my cold dead hands off from around her body going no why well you'll get to you'll get to take part of her home with you or at least part of her dorm room the the wood under the nail under your finger nails from the door frame yeah no i i'm truly excited for her and my theory on this is while there's no question it will be devastating for me that when she moves away i don't want to be that mom because i don't want to take away her excitement i don't want her to feel bad that she's moving away i want her to be excited so i'm it's very it's a very exciting time personally has according to her 78 more days school so not that she's counting but yeah and then she informed us that for her 18th birthday not only does she want to jump out of an airplane with her father um with a parachute attached to her back and she wants to get a tattoo and she wants to go camping with boys oh and we all went that's exactly what we went oh great keep i'll tell you what one one hand and shit in the other see which one gets full first yeah it's not how ironic that she'll be getting a present on her birthday yeah she is she is her and tank are jumping out of they've been planning that for a while for her 18th birthday they're going to go skydiving tank used to jump out of airplanes for a living so he has you know a couple jumps under his belt i think he's got something like 61 or something but more than that i have no idea but she's going to jump with him and i will not be part of that that is the day that Taylor and i will be shopping and um he will be entertaining me so i don't have to think about the fact that so if i play my cards right during that day i'm getting a new Mac yeah i was about to say i think something's going on with the new 27 intro hey god willing taylor has a 27 intro that crew is going to take on a entirely different meaning so what boys does she want to go camping with her band of idiots she hangs out with the band of idiots no just they're there she has a lot of boys that are actually just friends and that's absolutely fine in fact i even told her you can't go unless some of them do go because that would make me more comfortable if they went and then there's a proverbial douchebag that you know we'll do anything to separate her from her panties but whatever i don't care the ex yeah i pretty much told her i said you know as long as as long as for your birthday he doesn't give you you know hepatitis or twins that's all i care about so i just would win all good for her teenage pregnancy is a great way to end the show okay exactly well thank you all very much for listening to the show let's let's wrap this one up um as always you can go to our blog which is potismicopilot.com you can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com be our friends at facebook at okay so i love potismicopilot or um i think it's facebook.com/potismicopilot is our fan page excellent i think i don't know i probably shouldn't have said that taylor stumps taylor i'll check before the episode goes out okay okay that's all right well end with a whimper okay this is taylor oh do you want to end with something besides a whimper? this is taffy oh jesus and rook and and dan oh okay give it to me big taylor oh god ew oh gross okay we'll see you all next week bye as taylor throws up in his mouth yeah see y'all later have a good week everybody it could be worse i could be 19 that's true oh you big meanies that's true and we could clap in your colon apparently i think his colon has to clap but okay good night everyone good night