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PiMC: Episode 126 - A Big Veiny Thermometer, or Ramble Redhead Has Two
In the latest show, Rodan gets drunk, Taylor gets sick, and Taffy and Tank do a dueling dragon. All this and GRILLED CHEESE!!! We are Pod Is My Copilot.
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[music] From the cirrhosis room, Haya topped the Hotel Bubonic in lovely downtown Steubenville, Ohio. It's time for another episode of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Tefy Kyle Lyle Huffington, and Row Dan. Take it away, kids! [music] You've just downloaded episode 126 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with your- [laughter] With your hosts, Taffy Carl L. Huffington. Hello, boys. Taylor the Latte Boy. Hola. And Row Dan, who's now dead to the gay world. [laughter] Oh, dear. [laughter] Wow. We're mourning the passing of Row Dan's gay youth white. Yeah, okay, my gay youth was taken quite a while ago. I'm kidding. I know I'm not dead gay. Is this where we do a montage for you for a video podcast while live like you were dying by Tim McQuill, please. [laughter] Oh, come on! [laughter] Nice. Nothing is ever so bad that Tim McGraw has to sing for you, come on. [laughter] Hey, listen, Tim McGraw is like a national treasure here in the Louisiana, Mississippi region. Well, what did you do for your birthday? Did you go sky-diving Rocky Mountain climbing? Did you spend 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu? I don't know what you're talking about. That's like you were dying. I've been to enough white trash funerals that- where they play that song that I know the words when they start, yeah. Oh, Lucky used to sing that everyone. I shouldn't say white trash funerals, that were some of my patients. But I've been to enough blue collar, shall we say, where they play that song. And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight. [laughter] I got so drunk on my birthday that my- Good for you! Chess cavity still hurts from the amount of vomiting I did. Oh! Oh my God! [laughter] Okay, did we not have a conversation on your birthday about this? Well, no, hold on. I spoke to you, I was gonna say. Dad, if you call me about 15 minutes later and said, you just need to get sloppy drunk. [laughter] No, no, that is not what I said. That part of the story was not shared with me when she told me she talked to you. Is not what I said. I said that we all needed a night or a weekend where we all got sloppy drunk. And everybody needs that from time to time. I did not encourage you to get sloppy drunk by yourself. I didn't get sloppy drunk by myself. Oh, well then. The story gets in more interesting. Yeah. No, no, I went with my friend Scott. We went to the bar here, which apparently, is it wrong that when you walk into the bar and the person checking your ID has big black X's on their hands and you're thinking, can I see your ID? [laughter] That. It's like, I'm 34. You're 12. Let me see your ID, bitch. How was he in bed? Oh, I can't date youngins like that anymore. I can't even fuck youngins like that anymore. I feel too pervy. Do you have him back before his basketball? His middle school basketball scrimmage. [laughter] Shut up. No, I went with Scott and we got a little drunk. But these straight people kept coming into the bar and they would randomly ask us questions. And then this girl who's like, getting all up on me is all like, you don't seem very gay to me. [laughter] And she just-- Oh, dear. I like that was the biggest compliment she could possibly think of giving me. Did you say, "I will never be so gay. I won't let a girl blow me." Mine. [laughter] I should have said that. She may have actually gone for that. I was going to say she would have went for it. Oh. No, he shouldn't have. If he wanted her to blow him, he should have. I don't think he wanted her to blow him. Yeah. Nobody wants to blow a job that bad. No. I actually let a girl do it. Yeah, right. So there was a drag show at the bar, which I barely remember because apparently they were out of Bacardi silver, which is what I normally drink, and were filling my drinks with Bacardi 151, which is-- They were filling with Bacardi aluminum. [laughter] Which is considerably more toxic. [laughter] You were slipping under? I knew she was-- you Tourette's rain woman. Let him finish the story. [laughter] Mm. Well, the drag queen who was like the leader of the drag pack was about six foot three and four hundred pounds. John Goodman was the drag queen. I was waiting for that. I gave you the-- It was pretty much. The open end on that one. [laughter] Oh, I don't even remember what song she sang except for the person who was in the DJ booth. Couldn't figure out how to keep the music going for the entire song. She sang the lead. So she had to stop. Okay, is that what happened or is it that you kept blacking out during the song? No, no, no, no. There was big chunks of time that there was no singing. She'd be lip syncing in a watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. To some Lady Gaga song, water disco stick, watermelon, disco stick. [laughter] And then it would just stop. And then she would just stop. [laughter] And she'd just stand up there like tapping her foot, like waiting for the DJ to start the whole CD again. It was surreal. I was going to say, it sounds a little tragic. Oh, it was. And by tragic, he means we wish we were there. Oh, I wish you guys would have been there. I wish I would have been taking video. So, um, Scott got hit on by someone so drunk that he did a handstand in the middle of the bar and fell on his head. [laughter] Oh. [laughter] Oh. [laughter] Oh. [laughter] I tried to do like a backflip while holding on to those bar rails, you know, the ones that like where the servers go up to and it's like the, you know, it's like the getting up from the pool. Oh, yeah. And rails around the bar. What are those for? I don't know. Assistance? I've never understood that. What those things are for. Well, apparently this guy thought they were for grabbing on and trying to do this amount. It was hilarious because at some point he realized he wasn't going to be able to complete it. And he was just kind of stuck for a minute until he fell. It was great. Good Lord. Yeah. Those hand rails are for when the floor is slippery. I'll buy a bar or buy a pool. Okay. But why are they only like one part of the bar? I know. I always thought they were like so you can jump over the bar dukes of hazard style or something. Well, dukes of hazard style. It explains a whole lot about you. That might have been what Kooter told you, you know, if boss awks place, but I don't think that's what they're actually fun. Yeah. I don't think so either. Now, are you allowed to videotape in gay bars like with your or with any in any bar? I know. And bars, some bars down here, they're signs that says no, no photography, no video taping. I mean, is that encouraged or discouraged? You can take pictures and stuff based on the number of pictures I've seen online of people being way wasted at the bars. I don't think I've not seen anybody taking video. Yeah. And so that's why I haven't done it because I didn't want to be, you know, like. That guy. Yeah. I don't want to be that guy. And I didn't want to necessarily for them to realize that I'm taking videos so I can make fun of them. Yeah. Because again, there's 14 gay guys in your town. Right. So when you are not in any of the videos, they can cross. When they roll down the big screen that has all of your pictures on it. They can cross over with a red X when they bring out the possible suspects. So, well, it sounds like things turned around for you at least a little bit. Let you have a good time on your birthday. Yeah. Because when I talked to you earlier in the night, you were not having a good night. So I, you know, and I'm glad Scott took me out and I had a great time. And I suffered for it the next day. I didn't get out of bed till about four o'clock in the afternoon because it hurt so bad. What time did you get home? I was just going to say, what time did you go to bed? That's, there's also like three o'clock. It wasn't even that bad. Oh, well, that's not terrible. Now, were you alone when you went to bed or did you bring home a birthday present? I was alone when I went to bed. But he wasn't when he woke up. When I got home, there was no sexification that happened at all. Sexification. No. I'm hearing it until. Until. No, no. There was none. The Greek page meal or text texted me that yesterday I paged. Where the hell that come from? Texted me yesterday at like 1.30 in the morning wanting to come over to. Apparently, ride me. I can't find that. Where is the text? Ride me as if I'm about to bust my last nut ever. I think is what he said. Oh, that's charming. Were you annoyed that he paged you in the middle of designing women a new heart? Oh, as you said, in your kaverichi pants. Actually, I'm pulling things from 80s and 90s there. So never mind. I didn't even understand where you were going, but okay. No, no one ever does. No, I know. I'm impressed that Taffy did not make any reference to my comment about girls giving head. Yeah, I know, right? Well, since I was yelled at about interrupting and told him that I had to recognize I was trying to be quiet. Who yelled at you about interrupting? You did. You did. And a little while ago. Oh, my God. He does. He has terets of memory, apparently. Yeah. During the show? During the show, just a little bit ago. Thank you. I'm glad someone's paying attention. I'm kind of listening. Exactly. It's hard to listen when you're playing with your eye touch. I understand. I have not touched my eye touch at all while we've been doing this. However, I made a fatal mistake with the eye touch. What was that? Oh, what happened? I may have downloaded bejeweled. Tonight, I'm standing in my kitchen. I kept hitting the timer for nine minutes because I was making chocolate chip cookies tonight and was playing bejeweled between cookie patrol or cookie duty or whatever you want to call it. I was having a cookie party in my kitchen by myself, which is very hard to do. Wow. It would be after a while. I have to say, I'm a little... What? I said it would be hard after a while, but... Oh, yeah. I have to say, I'm a little disappointed with the cookies. Not quite...I was going for the cookies that my mom used to make. And I think the... Are you your mother? Well, I'm slowly turning into her, but that's a story for a whole other show. I think the key is small and burnt. That's what I need to go for. And instead, I went big and chewy, which I don't necessarily care for in my chocolate chip cookie. You don't like chewy chocolate chip cookies? A comment on your mother's cooking? No. I like them a little bit smaller and burnt myself too. Well, I mean, it's your basic Nestle tolhaus. Nestle tolhaus. Yeah, from...yeah. And I did everything the directions followed. I thought Babaloo was going to kill me because at one point, I needed... Well, he decided he was going to take one of the sticks of butter that I had reserved for the chocolate cookies and use them to make something the other day. So when I reached into the fridge, after I pulled everything out, except for the butter and the eggs, and realized there was only one stick of butter, after he just got home from Publix. And he had just gotten into his lounging clothes and then did the big heavy side and then went back into the bedroom. And then went and got me butter because I needed it. You reserved the stick of butter? Yes. Yes, the reserved stick of butter. He used it now. Did he do that on a website or something? Yes, he had to go down the pick list to find where it actually said one stick of butter and then, you know, anyway... I reserve eggs. Let me tell you something. I absolutely, if I say I'm making, you know, three dozen cupcakes, no one better touch that dozen eggs right there. I'm working with a red Sharpie because if not, it's fair game in this house. I do. You better believe I reserve it. All right. Well, so we... so in the middle of him going and getting the butter, I decided I'm going to put all the dry ingredients together and at least get started and I wasn't paying attention and I put a tablespoon of baking soda in instead of a teaspoon. Oh, dear. And then did the whole, what do I do? Do I, you know, I tried fishing it out at one point, which is, you know, ridiculous. That's like, you know, trying to pull, you know, water out. It didn't work. So then I'm like, okay, do I have enough flour at this point? I know he's probably on his way home. So I tried calling, I tried calling a couple of different people that I knew were around locally. Tappy, I didn't try calling you because I didn't know if you were still, you know, out where you were, which I'm sure we'll talk about tonight. And I couldn't, so I was scooping through. But as a joke, when he walked through the door, I went, I need flour and he went, are you fucking kidding? Oh, oh, oh. That's why I love Babaloo. Yes, it's the holidays are here. Yeah. So he came around the corner, he's just like, that not, I can't believe you. Like, he... So mean to him. I know. We are, we torture each other. He actually, I was sick this week. I got violently sick on Monday. I don't know if it was with the flu or what it was, but it eventually developed into cellulitis in my leg, which I had a long time ago when I posted about it on the blog and all that sort of stuff. And he was very good. He took the day off on Wednesday and he took me to the doctor and took care of me and while I laid around and was pretty much the most annoying person in the world as far as a patient goes. He was very patient as far as running around and getting me things that I needed and all that stuff. So for that, I am very, very thankful that I have him, that I have him to take care of me. It's love. 'Cause if not, it would have fallen on Taffy. And Taffy would have actually eventually punched me in the red infected spot in my leg. I was a part of that. No, you were on Thursday and Friday, which, and I am very, very thankful. And by the way, for listeners, Taffy, Taffy is an amazing cook. I, she's, she's cooked things all the time. She's posted videos on the blog. She does things where she bakes. I had, without a doubt, the best grilled cheese sandwich in my entire life, courtesy of Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Which I... So good that we tried repeating them tonight, tried repeating making them, and it was a trilogy of terror moment in our kitchen. [laughter] There was smoke. What did you do? There was tears. There was screaming. There was oregano. It was nightmare. Girl, believe it or not, let me tell you, grilled cheese, and this is going to sound ridiculous. There's going to be people rolling their eyes up. Grilled cheese is a fine art, and I don't need that. I agree. I'm not, I'm not in any way patting my back. It took, it sounds ridiculous, but you know, they say the hardest cooking is simple cooking. It took years to figure out how to make a good grilled cheese. And my problem was always, I would get the bread not evenly done. I would get one side of the bread too dark, or the edges would be too dark, and the center would be not done, and the cheese would not be melted. It absolutely is an art of doing it, and it's just, it's one word and one word only, patience. And that's what I'm saying. Exactly. I very much lack, but you must have patience to make a good grilled cheese. Yeah. My ex used to love my grilled cheeses. I was laid up on the couch when she was actually cooking, but at one point I was like, "What is that smell?" And she said, "Well, you asked for a grilled cheese, so I'm making a grilled cheese." I could not. I mean, second degree burns on the roof of my mouth. I didn't care. I was shoveling this thing in as fast as I could. It was so good. I want that sweet. So. After he was done eating the first one, he goes, "Can I have another one?" I said, "Cool." I told him, I said, "The second one's not going to be as good as the first one." I said, "Because they never are." That's the way Tank is, if you make him one, he wants two. And then after eating the second one, he goes, "That wasn't as good as the first, because then he's full." And I said, "But yeah, I'll make you another one." Yeah, I don't have that problem. Yeah, I just, after he was done, he was like, "Yeah, fuck pork chops. And grilled cheese and I put it around." I'm glad you liked it. Yeah. Yes, it was good. Now, did you wear your little nurse's outfit when you were over? I knew that you were feeling, "Oh, headache, fever, and a chill." No. No, I was actually concerned about him. And there's playful when you're sick, and then there's... I was actually concerned about him. Thank you. That's what I was doing right now. There's playful. If somebody has, you know, if they're just like, "Oh, I don't feel good." Then you can play with them a little bit. But if I haven't last time, put them in the fucking emergency room and in the hospital. So there was no play with this. I wanted to get over there. I wanted to see if he had a fever. You know, I was actually paying attention to what was going on. So that's why there was no nurse's outfits. Tank wanted to come in a nurse's outfit, but let me take your temperature. Yeah, there's only one way Taylor would want his temperature taken. Yeah, I was going to say. Well, rectally is the choice. I want that big Vaney thermometer. Oh, my lord. That big Vaney thermometer, the titled episode 126. Speaking of Vaney thermometer, guess what we watched while it was over there? What? A documentary about deep throat. No way. Yes, we did. Yes. We watched Inside Deep Throat, which is all about the porno from the '70s. It was okay. I was gonna say it was okay, yeah. Yeah. Speaking of going back to blow jobs and all that stuff that we were talking about before. It was interesting. There was only one really graphic scene of the girl going down on the guy. I was like, "Oh, 'cause '70s, '70s pubic hair is not attractive pubic hair. That is a true statement. There was no manicuring. There was no trimming. There was no bushwhacking. In fonts. Yeah. It was just all big, weird sagebrush tumbleweeds just hanging off this. Yeah, it was horrible. It was horrible weed. I've never heard them call them before. It's good. Oh, sagebrush tumbleweeds. Yeah. That paint's a really pretty picture. Well, it paints a picture, but everybody can see what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Big, weird, horrible, wiry, naughty pubic hair. Willow pad looking. Yum. Yeah. Bye, Kevin. We missed you. Aww. That's how we're Kevin. So that's pretty much what's been going on with me is I was sick all week and then went out Friday night and Saturday night actually felt good enough to go out for a little while. And by going out, I mean, hanging out with the Huffington's at their house. We went to Universal Studios today. Really? Actually, that's not true. No, that's lie. We went to Islands of Adventure today. It's the first time we've lived here for 17 years. It's the first time we'd ever been to Islands of Adventure. Really? Yep. Well, why would you go any place with Disney? Really? I mean... Well, it's very different flavor than Disney. Oh, that's an understatement. Yum. Yeah. For good and for bad. I mean, it's... I will tell you, it's a much more high tech park. No question. Yeah. They aren't going for nostalgia. They're going for efficiency fast and we happen to pick the day to go except for the fact it was 87 degrees, which was a nightmare. But the dueling dragons ride, the wait time was zero. Wow. Zero. That was posted on a thing. And I thought, well, is it open? As fast? You didn't even have to go back through the turnstiles. When you got off the ride, they had a special lane open that you could just go back around and get on it. I've been there a couple of times like that. Now, the incredible Hulk? Ten minutes. Yeah. Ten minutes. Wow. Everything was pretty much the walk on. Well, I've been there like one other Tom when it was like that. But, wow. We took pictures and there's like nobody there. The most people were in the Grinch Christmas area. That was the place that was the most busiest. And it was really nice. The weather was nice. They do some things there. I actually like a lot better than I liked it, Disney. They do some things there. I didn't like it all. But for the most part, it was, you know, I would definitely go back and do the things we didn't get to do. We got to ride everything we wanted to because there was hardly, there was no lines at all. We went to a beautiful restaurant that apparently is voted the most beautiful restaurant in theme parks in the world. I don't know if that's true or not, but we took a picture of the sign because, you know, if it's not a sign, it's got to be true apparently. But of course. Yes, of course. And I posted a sign on our blog that we saw today which made me laugh out loud because it said, "Please secure all prosthetic limbs or remove them before riding ride." Which means on that ride, at some point, someone has lost a prosthetic. You got it. That is exactly what I said. I said, the only reason they would put that on here. Which ride was that? That was on the Incredible Hulk. That was the very first one we rode. Yeah, because Incredible Hulk is one of those that goes out over that water. So if that goes out into that lake, that's gone. Can you imagine being the nine-year-old boy who's like, "Mommy, I want to ride Incredible Hark." And all of a sudden, someone's leg flies off and flies in the water. I mean, seriously. Look at that. Traumatizing. Traumatizing. Traumatizing. That's the most thing they've ever seen depending on the kids. Exactly. Exactly. And I can't believe that you have never been there considering one whole island is all comic books. I've been there a million times. Yeah. Traumatizing. Traumat and Rodan and I went before it officially opened. We went to the soft opening of it. Yeah. I didn't think you'd been there. We did get to see something very cool, though, that you will not think as cool as maybe some of our listeners will, but they are building Hogwarts for the new Harry Potter name. Yeah, I'm going to ask if they'd started building on the Harry Potter label yet. Yes. And I took pictures even though it's all very... Now I guess the buildings are getting so big that they can't shield them from the public because there's huge walls around everything they're building, but you can see the top of like the Grand Dining Hall and you can see the top of Hogsmeade and all this other stuff. And I did take as much pictures as I could have it because of course my daughters both read and tank read every book and they were poodling, but I can tell you the Babaloo will go crazy. There's no question. Yeah, he's already. The Antonio Diner land is going to become Hogwarts and the surrounding neighborhoods. It's all going to be Harry Potter World. They got rid of Jurassic Park. They're going to get rid of a large part of it. The flume ride is still going to stay Jurassic Park, but everything pretty much on the side towards the lost continent is going to become Harry Potter. Yeah. Yeah, well that lost continent part. Kind of worthless. There isn't a whole lot to do there if it's... Yeah, no. Interesting. Telling dragons, right? That's kind of it. And then there was that weird Atlantis ride that, I mean, that shows how long it's been since I've been there. I don't remember. Yeah, that water ride, yeah. Yeah, there wasn't really a water ride. It was just stood and watched a guy, you know, talk to him. I like Sinbad. Yeah. But, um, no, it was, you know, we had a really good time just because we were able to do anything we wanted to. And of course, what I have said forever, what Disney needs that does not have, Universal has a Starbucks. So, you know, and not to mention the fact that Lollipop was going crazy because there was, you know, Margaritaville, which she loves, Jimmy Buffett, which, you know, Taylor doesn't understand. And there was the Bob Marley restaurant and reggae, you know, bar. So she was all like, "This is the greatest place ever, there's a Starbucks and a Bob Marley restaurant." I'm like, "Oh my God, you're... Can't be my child." So, but okay. Well, that might be why if they have a Starbucks at Universal, that might be why there's not a Starbucks at Disney because they might have a contract for it. Yeah. You might be right. But there's also an emeralds in both places. And, you know, I mean, there's a bunch of stuff that there is in both places. But you know, you could, you might be absolutely right. But it was... Where's there an emeralds at Disney? It used to be in downtown Disney or... There is. Yeah. In fact, Emera Lugasa was there tonight. He was signing cookbooks and stuff at the one on CityWalk tonight. Did you say that? No. We ended up leaving it like we left at six and he was starting to sign up from like six to eight. So... Yeah. Yeah. But it was enjoyable and we got to, you know, we took pictures with the people from Whoville and all that business, but I'm a Disney girl at heart. I can't help it. I thoroughly enjoyed Universal. I would definitely go back. I definitely want to go back when we will have to take Bobaloo because I know you'll want to kill yourself. You can go look at comic book stuff and we'll take Bobaloo over to the Harry Potter world. Did you do the Spider-Man ride? It was awesome. That was my favorite ride there. Yeah. That's my favorite ride, like of all time. Yeah. That was my favorite ride. In fact, it was so funny when we were done, the four of us all started clapping. Like when you finally get back to the Daily Planet, we were all clapping and Tank looked at me and he was like, "That was all." He goes, "That's going to be the best one of those kinds of rides I've ever rode." And Lollipop was like, "That was awesome." She's like, "I would totally ride that again." That only had like a 10 minute wait. But it was... She was high from the Bob Marley restaurant. The Bob Marley restaurant wasn't open until it was like in the more grown-up part. So it wasn't open. She just took pictures of the outside of it, but now Spider-Man was my favorite ride. I thought that was awesome. Absolutely. I took some pictures of some people. Okay. There is a picture that I sent to Taylor and I have already asked him to use this cover art, but please let me tell you the story as to why this picture was taken. First off, we are in line. The very first ride we rode was the Incredible Hark. We get there. We're in line. We're waiting for the first one because there was no lines to speak of. And this woman who was pretty unprayed in a t-shirt-looking tank top type dress with the ratty. I used to perm my hair. I used to color my hair shock blonde, but now it's grown completely out of that. With stars and flowers tattooed on both of her shoulders and a giant Tinkerbell in the middle of her back stands beside us because she's going to be in the second row. And she goes, God damn, it's hot and proceeds to pull the top of the tank top down under her arms to expose her gray floral bra, which she proceeds to just stand in line in for the rest of the line in the bra and the tank top sitting three inches beneath the bra. So I finally said, I have to get a picture of this. There's no way I cannot. And as soon as I got my camera out, she moved and her hair covered up the Tinkerbell, but I did get a picture of it. I sent it to Taylor. It's beautiful. It's pretty unparative, don't you? It's worth a dollar. It was worth the risk of her catching me taking her picture. And then I took a picture of a very cute boy, and then I took a picture of a woman who had on a shirt that said something along the lines of pulled pork in the south, and it was two dogs tearing off the face of a wild boar. With rebel flags all around it. Yeah. Oh, hot. I would probably use that one for cover art, other than the other one. I'll post the other one if you want, but because the other ones are not really good. I don't know how we could use that, but I saw that was like, oh, that's classy. Yeah. And that's kind of the difference between the crowds, you don't necessarily see the two dogs ripping the hogs head off while you're standing in line for, you know, buzz light ear. Right. Exactly. Exactly. But it was, yeah. Well, I mean, and universal has become a little bit more bush garden. Yes. Yeah. Which does kind of surprise me. We didn't go to universal studios itself. We only did islands of adventure, but I, and it's, like I said, it seems to be much more high tech and much more kind of in the, you know, brought into the future as far as the engineering of everything. So I'm kind of surprised that that's the way it is, but I don't know. They have a great deal going on right now. If you're Florida residents, $79, you can go until the end of January. As many times as you want to both parks. Nice. Yeah. So I figured. That's a good deal. No, that's all. That's all. You two are so quiet. Are you two masturbating? They're listening. Yes. That's exactly it. Yeah. I, I got my southern pool pork right here. His place pulling his own pork. Oh, thank you for that Taylor. Thank you for that. You can tell he's feeling better. Yeah. He's all sassings. I can't wait till he goes back and listen to this episode and realizes that he tells me not to interrupt and then forgets about it. Oh, God. Oh, he'll just delete that. I know. He'll edit that part out. I want to. Okay. I'm making a vow right now. If it is in the episode, which I don't think it is, but if it is in the episode, I will keep it in. And all the listeners will have already heard it and apparently Rodana and I are mentally, you know, we're currently texting one another going, no, no, no, no, now say he said this because then we'll act like we both heard it. Actually, we should totally do that one. I'm trying to draw Taylor. Just a little bit crazier. Just a little cray cray. Yeah, because you don't have any hand in that trying to drive me crazy. It's good for you. Well, let me just take this moment between, uh, between segments here just to say thank you everybody for, uh, all the well wishes I got for my birthday on the, uh, Facebook in my space and manhunt, apparently my lord. I wasn't aware that manhunt actually put out, um, your birthday and you could get, send each other birthday wishes on the manhunt. Well, uh, Kelly sent me a, uh, Kelly West sent me a thing on manhunt thing. Happy birthday. And said a couple of other listeners actually who know my manhunt address. Oh, yes, dear listeners, there are people who have seen my private parts on the manhunt. Oh, you're on the manhunt. Wait a minute. What? What? Huh? What are you talking about again? So I can only imagine what's had the look on Tappy's faces right now. It's repulsion right now. Her eyebrows just went up really surprised and her lips just pursed. She's doing the whole sort of, sort of look. And then she's, she's sort of looking over at tank right now and not saying anything and then just going back to looking at the screen. I'm trying to figure out how to open, how to open my server that I can go on, trying to create a new, how do you create a manhunt account for me? No. No. Apparently these pictures of hands junk on manhunt. We've talked about this in the past, you just went, oh, we have talked about this in the past. Well, we posted pictures of you on our blog. Of course they were not of your junk, but we did post pictures of you on our blog wishing you a happy birthday. Yeah. It was his face. Same difference. Face junk. I think in one picture, in one picture you do have white stuff all over your face. So that's about right. Did you say both are wrinkled? I was waiting for somebody to recognize that. Oh, Lord. So, and many thanks to the, don't quit your day job, folks. You gave me a little bit of a pres, a little bit of a pressy for my birthday. What'd you get? What's up, guys? I'm not going to say, just in case I wasn't supposed to say, no, it's pictures of Melanie naked. Yes. Whoo hoo. Does she make you a Christmas ornament using glue, a styrofoam ball and her freshly cut pubic hair? Oh, my God. How did you guess that? Well, the red and the green do look nice. I was going there. I was going to say I'm just picturing her red for a little ball. Oh, God. Oh, no. Rambler Redhead has two of those. He is too rambling. Anyway, he's too rambling. What? Too rambling ornaments. He's a rambling man. Yeah. God. This show is ridiculous. People are crazy. Are you too ready for Christmas? Speaking of balls, I am completely ready for Christmas. I'm not even remotely begun. The only thing that I have left is Babaloo's stocking stuffers and buy cards for the Huffington family. You don't have to buy us cards. Because I went to the Hallmark store today and purchased cards and was only going to get the ones that I need to send stuff to my family. And that was like $25. But that's why I just said you do not need to buy us cards because besides, like if it's a birthday card or something or some random card I find that makes me giggle, I'm asking you do not get us Christmas cards. You can draw us something. That would mean more to us anyways. Well, thank you. I have to get the girls cards because I have to give them something to put their Starbucks gift cards in. Because of course, I'm getting the little sipping tin a wallet. So I gift wrapped the wallet, why would I not gift wrap it until after I get her the Starbucks gift card? Because that would make sense. So unwrapping it. So after I finished wrapping it and then it looked at it and went, "Ah shit. So unwrapped it." No! I have just... Okay, you don't understand. You and I bought wrapping paper together and I love the wrapping paper that I bought. And I had just enough to get all of my presents done. There was no room for fuss and moss with everything that I had to get between Babaloo and my family. And you guys, I had just enough. So if I unwrapped something, then I was going to have to re-wrap it. No. I love my wrapping paper though. I got shiny sparkly wrapping paper this year. Ooh. Yes. And I enjoyed it very, very much. Yeah. I've not even put up a random decoration. Oh. You? What about Riley? That's puppy abuse. He doesn't care. Riley needs a Christmas treat. Yes. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus. Yes, Riley. Bah humbug. Oh, damn. Yeah. I know. I'll get visited by three ghosts. I'm okay with that. The ghosts of Trix past. Speaking of which, have we heard from Thelma and Louise? No. The felons have not been heard since they were in Arkan's says. Oh, okay. Great. I know. Though, it's only a matter of time before they get caught or show up on my doorstep. One of the two. Oh. There you go. The three ghosts that are going to visit Rodan are Michael Jackson, Pira Faucet, and I don't know. Who's the third ghost that will visit Rodan? Of Trix past? I wasn't aware that he banged Michael Jackson and Pira Faucet. Patrick Swayze? Patrick Swayze. I'm just mentally playing the scene in my mind and it's making me giggle. Sorry. Our listeners have no idea what we're talking about. They're going to be one of those episodes where they just go, "Were they all high?" Well, we are going to be actually getting ready to tape our two episodes in a row. We started talking about Christmas stuff, but rather than go back to Christmas stuff, let's save it for our Christmas show, which we'll be taping in about five minutes, but you all will not get until a week later. Show TV. The magic of podcasting. Exactly. All right, so let's wrap this one up. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potasmycopilot.com. You can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. Leave us a voice mail at 206-- no, Jesus, we haven't had the voice mail number forever. I know, but it's like muscle memory for you. It is. It just rolls off the tongue, much like Babaloo. You said muscle and tongue. You can be our-- sorry. What? You said muscle and rolls off the tongue. Make me laugh. Oh, well good. Yeah. Be your friends on Facebook at-- okay, so I love potasmycopilot. Yay. This is Taylor's first show. This is Taylor's first show. All right. All right. All right, guys. Well, thank you all very much. Look forward to our Christmas show coming up next week. And we'll put it out for you guys so those of you who are going to be doing some holiday traveling, hopefully you'll have it in time. Thank you very much for listening. We will see you next week. This is Taylor. And Taffy. Androdan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. 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