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PiMC: Episode 124 - Pussy 'n' Pralines, or Frosty The Snowman's Bukkake Mayhem!!!
It's our post Thanksgiving show. Rodan has a shitty Thanksgiving, Taylor gets (i)Touched in a good way, and Taffy shares a truly magical story from her childhood...no, really, it's a doozy! We are podismycopilot.com.
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(upbeat music) Now available, the new Pot-As-My-Co-Pilot Snuggie. Big enough for Taffy and Tank to have public sex under at a football game. It's time for another episode of Pot-As-My-Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Take it away kids. (upbeat music) - Hey everybody, this is Taylor and thank you for downloading episode 124 of Pot-As-My-Co-Pilot. Whoo hoo, yay. Huzzah. - That was half ass. - I know. - All right. - Yes! - I am joined. - Better? (laughing) - Apparently he made it. Tank made it through her barriers. (laughing) - My firewall. - Your sugar walls. (laughing) - Really, it's like second three, really again. - I know. I know, I can't help it. - How are you two this evening? Well, you all have to say who they're listening to too. - I was going to say I have to finish introducing you. Usually, this is where Rodan says, "You haven't introduced us yet." I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle Hopington. - Hello boys. - And Rodan. - Hello. - Who apparently is feeling a little under the weather tonight. - Yes. - Is weather his real name? (laughing) - Hence my, you know, extra sexy voice this evening. - Yes, but apparently you have lozenges. - I did. I went and got Cepa-Call sore throat pain relief. - You watch your mouth. (laughing) - Is Cepa-Call the name of some little Filipino boy that you picked up at the time? - No, my lord. - No, there's no picking up of new boys to the bar. - Do you know that there is a T out there called throat coat and I cannot bring myself to buy it just because the name of it? - Oh my gosh. - And it's for when your throat is sore and it's a T that's supposed to. Basically, one of my friends used to have it all the time and she would say, "It feels like it coats your throat and it's not." And I'm like, "Why would you want to buy a product that does this?" And she's like, "No, no, it really works well." And they sell it like everywhere. CVS, Walgreens, you know, records, whatever. - Yeah, I use the natural version of that. I went to, you know, Domino's and got pizza. (laughing) Whenever I have a sore throat like that, that's what I do, I'll like have pizza or something like cheesy and greasy to help coat my throat. - The cheap hot dogs that get that gross film in the roof of your mouth. - My cousin Vince. (laughing) - Do you really have a cousin named Vince? - I'm sure I do somewhere. - I was gonna say he is Italian. - I have cousins named Antony. I have cousins named Dominic. I have cousins named Al. I have all the Italian, which you would consider to be typical, you know, anybody that was on the sopranos. And I have, you know, Anthony, Antony, and Tony. - You didn't have an uncle named Big Pussy. (laughing) - No, I have a best friend who has a Big Pussy. - Nice! Doo-jay! (laughing) - Love pie. - Mm. - And how was your Thanksgiving routine? We missed you so much. - I missed seeing you guys so much because I had possibly the worst Thanksgiving ever. - Why? - Why? - Oh, well, you know, so I decided to not go home to Florida for the weekend, or, you know, for Thanksgiving because the trip would be really short. So my friend, you know, Dr. Scott and I decided we were gonna go to dinner on Thanksgiving 'cause he was also stuck here. And then on Friday, Wolfie was gonna come up from down South and we were gonna hang out all weekend and have a nice kind of, you know, getaway weekend and we're gonna go somewhere local but, you know, not too far away, like Jackson or Little Rock or something. Something different just to get away. Well, Thanksgiving, it was my job to make reservations for dinner, so I called around for a couple of places since, you know, neither Scott nor I wanted to cook. I called around and the place we wanted to go to didn't need reservations, so I'm like, okay, great. And, you know, how late are you guys gonna be open? They're like seven o'clock. Like, okay. And so at four o'clock, we go to dinner and it's closed. - No. - What? They apparently weren't busy enough to stay open so they closed. - That sucks. - Right, and so-- - Could you get into any place else? - No, the other places that were taking reservations were no longer accepting any new reservations or tables. So we ended up having Thanksgiving dinner at, wait for it. I hop. This is where we would play the wah, wah, wah. - Yeah, right. Yes, where I had very dry eggs with-- - They didn't have, like, a turkey plate for Thanksgiving, I'm surprised. - He can't eat turkey. - Right. - Oh, that's right. He's allergic to turkey. - And none of the dinner stuff at IHOP sounded even remotely interesting. - No, the whole idea of eating pancakes and somebody walking past you with, you know, raviolis just completely nauseates me. - Yeah. Our waitress was really nice. However, with one of the other waitresses there, she had tooth, space of a tooth, tooth, space of a tooth, tooth, space, tooth. It was both top and bottom, and they never quite matched up. - So she was a jack-o-lantern? - Oh my God, yes. - She had summer teeth. - Oh, yeah, it was bad. - Summer teeth. - Summery hair, summery. - And so, then also to add, you know, add to the misery. And I have to, you know, be very thankful for Scott because without Scott being here at all, I would have spent Thanksgiving by myself. So, at least we were able to share in the misery and we went and we watched a movie afterwards. All of a sudden, I'd forget what that was. - I was gonna say, well, obviously it was memorable. - Yeah, right. And then on Friday, Wolfie could not come up because he had 103 fever, actually had 103 fever all day, Thursday as well, on Thanksgiving, so his thing-- - So you were out driving around looking for a place to eat with 103 degree fever? - No, no, no, no, no, that was Scott. - No, he couldn't come up because he had it. - Wolfie couldn't come up from down south to hang out all weekend because he had 103 degree fever. So, he wasn't up for dinner. - Why? - That's not good. - Yeah, so he is only now starting to feel better. - Well, are you gonna be able to come home for Christmas? - Yeah, and then even to make things worse, so not only did I not gonna spend time with Wolfie, all weekend, however, on Saturday, I also got sick myself and, you know, spent all day Saturday in bed sleeping. So, yay! - Memories. - I know, I did get a new iPod Nano though. - Oh, do you want to take some movies? - Uh, yeah. - That's cool. - Excellent. - Did Riley have a good Thanksgiving? (laughing) - Riley had a fantastic Thanksgiving. 'Cause he got all my things. - Yeah, we're kind of grasping at straws here. - No, no, I don't know if you guys buy, if you buy your dogs like the, you know, I know that Taylor and I only feed our dog hard food, so I didn't know if, like, on special occasions like Thanksgiving or Christmas, if you, you know, go out and buy this special little, not the canned food that freaks me out, but the stuff that actually looks like it's, you know, chunks of roast beef and carrots. - Oh. - That's all right, you know, that weird stuff. I didn't know if you did that for Riley on Thanksgiving or anything like that. - No, he gets an extra bone nubbin or something, I don't know. He gets what you were hoping for on Friday. - I know, exactly. - I don't want to know which one was the bone, and which one was the nubbin though, 'cause one of them at least listened to the show, so. - Well, I kind of hate to tell you about our Thanksgiving. - I know, I'm sure it was fucking fabulous. - We had a really good time. (laughs) - And that's good, that's what you deserve, so. - Well, okay, so then, is it okay if we, are we gonna make things worse if we tell you about it? - No, it's fine. - We have voked you many times. There were several times, specifically Thursday and Friday, that we said, I really wish O'Dan could've gotten here. So we did, we evoked, you were there in spirit, because you were mentioned often, usually as the butt of a joke, but again, you were mentioned, and really that's all that matters. - Well, you know. - Yes, well, I got the good fortune of taking Mr. Tank, Huffington up to the Disney World on Thanksgiving morning to see the girls cheer, at the UCA thing. And that was fun, that was fun. It's been very rare that Tank and I have actually spent time just tea and I together. - I think Bobaloo and Tank have spent more time together alone than you two have, really. - I know, and if it weren't for the videotapes that I made of it, I would have no recollection. - Awesome. I will say though, listen, hold on, hold on. I will say something. I think, you know this. I think Tank in his bizarre, twisted way, flirted a little bit with Taylor. And there's a little part of this that just made me giddy-happy, you can't explain it. But we were a Disney World, and there's two things that my daughters have to do with Disney World. One of them is they have to get a $4 hot dog, which is now a $5 hot dog. - Oh. - Okay, no big deal except Taylor was in the bathroom, so we said, "Do you want a hot dog?" He said, "Sure." So we got the hot dogs. And when he came back, Tank had Taylor's hot dog kind of sitting like, where he has legs together, but he has sit on his lap, and he just kind of looked up at him and he's like, "So what am I?" Taylor goes, "So what am I supposed to do?" Grabbed the wiener, and Tank just kind of looked at him and I was like, "Per a second, I think my nipple's got "a little heart, I was so proud." - Oh, I want husband flirting with my other husband. It made me so proud of him. - Aw. - I wouldn't consider that flirting, that's not it. - Well, in my sick, demented porn movie that plays in my head, it is exactly. - Well, yeah, that doesn't count as flirting. That counts as, you know, sexual innuendo. - If that's the case, then everything I do is flirting, so we had a lot of fun at Disney World. It was a pact, I mean, like, ridiculously. It was worse than Gades. - I never need to go with Thanksgiving again. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was probably, I mean, we were fortunate that Taffy and the girls were staying at the contemporary, so we were able to get into that parking lot because had we parked at the transportation center, Taffy had told us that she was told that there was a two-hour wait for the monorail. - Holy shit, it's been years since I've heard of it being that long. - Oh, no, no, no, last year, apparently, they reached maximum capacity on Thanksgiving. - Wow. - Yeah, and the weather on Wednesday was crappy in Orlando, so they were afraid it was gonna really be bad on Thursday because the weather had been so bad on Wednesday, and it was beautiful on Thursday, so. But we, it was okay, I mean, the lines were super long. We did get to ride Space Mountain, which they completely updated, and well, sort of kind of completely updated. - How did they completely update Space Mountain? - Well, what they did is, you know, like, the area where you first, when you're standing in the queue to get actually get on the coaster. - Are you English in the queue? - Shut up. (laughing) We were waiting in the queue. - I'm glad someone else caught that. - I wasn't gonna go there, but thank you. - All right, when you're standing in the land, get on the roller coaster. - When he takes the lift up to the flat and stay on schedule. - Bank is in mash. (laughing) They have that now, whereas before, you could actually kind of see the roller coaster. I mean, rather when you're on the roller coaster, you could see down at the line, when you're whizzing around. They have that all enclosed in now. - Oh, really? - So when you're actually on the roller coaster, it is pitch black in there. - Yeah, it is. - Black as hell. - And then they have new, the new things she said, and so it glides much smoother. - Yeah. - Oh, really? - Oh, yeah. - That's good, 'cause just the clickety-clack on that train was making me sick. - Yeah, no, and the coasters are wider for a more obese nation. (laughing) - So that's good. - Yeah, it was very, very cool. And they did minimal upgrades to the waiting area, except for the one part of the line. They actually have interactive screens now where you can actually play games while you're standing in line. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. And then ultimately, by the time we got to that part, the line was moving really fast, so we only got to stand there for about three minutes. So it was very, very cool, though. I'm glad I said I wanted to see the girls cheer, and I wanted to ride Space Mountain. So long I did those two things, I was good. And the girls didn't cheer until later in the day, and we got there probably about 10 o'clock, so I said, "Hi, I'm so glad to see you guys." All right, we're going to Space Mountain and just walking over. (laughing) - But we hadn't rode it yet. We had been there since Tuesday, and we specifically did not ride it, so we could ride it with them. That way we're ready to see. And that thing to do with the fact that there was, you know, an hour and a half wait, but anyway, no, we really did wait for you. (laughing) - And in my mind, it's because you love me so much that you wanted to wait. - You're absolutely 100% correct. - Yes, good, good, good answer. - They performed in the parade, and all the girls did a great job. We left Disney and went to the widow Carlisle's and had dinner, and then after dinner, we started shopping at midnight. - Which has been documented on as video podcasts. - No, I've downloaded it, but I haven't watched it yet. - Yes, yes, it's a triligee. - A triligee. - A triligee. (laughing) - As of this recording, parts one and two are up on the feed, and before this episode goes out, part three is gonna go out, which is a little bit of a longer episode. That one's 10 minutes. And that's the one where we get slap-happy. - Yeah. - Oh, nice. - That's the one where I am not making any sense. - Batch it crazy. - I'm batch it crazy, to say the least. It's horrible. And by horrible, I mean, it's actually quite funny. - We had a good time though. - And Taffy likes to think that she was completely in control the whole time. - No. - Having watched the video multiple times over editing, she's just as crazed and deranged as I am at many points. - Okay, she normally is. - Yeah, thank you. - But she does the whole thing of, I'm calm and collected, and I'm bright-eyed, and I'm bushy-tailed and da-da-da-da. That woman has a Starbucks and starts screaming at some woman in a car next to us. (laughing) - That is actually 100% true. - I recall this vividly. I just remember that none of the Starbucks were open. The 24-hour ones had closed because it was Thanksgiving, and this woman kind of, you know, she gets into her car and I notice how the corner of my eye that she has what appears to be a tray of coffee-type beverages, and I rolled my window down and screamed at her, "Where did you catch our Starbucks?" Because at that moment in time, I feel that that was a necessity and she had it, and I didn't, and there was gonna be some throw-down in the target part of her life. If she had that, but she did not end up having a Starbucks, so it was fine, but we did eventually get one. - And at one point, I said the phrase, if you threw that pussy up in the air, it would turn into sunshine, which caused Taffy to pay her pants in the car. - And then he repeated it again last night for Tank, who it almost caused him to be in his pants in the car. Apparently we don't get out much, because that was the funniest thing either one of us had heard. No, tell him the other thing you said. I actually had to cross my legs or dance, so I did not pee my pants, and I am not exaggerating. It was ridiculous. - I'm not exactly sure why I said it. I don't know what caused me to bring this up, but some girls were walking past us as we were leaving Target at what time did we leave Target, like 6, 15 in the morning and some wasn't even up yet. And one girl was talking about, I don't even know what she was talking about, but for some reason I decided to put words in her mouth as far as the need to masturbate. (laughing) And out of nowhere, I said, because again, I'm like, delirious at this point, because I've been up for almost 24 hours. Girl, sometimes I don't need to get my sweat on, I just gotta flick my bean. (laughing) - You're a mess. - Oh my gosh. - Yeah. - So any significant purchases? - Taffy went crazy with the shopping. Taffy went absolutely crazy with the shopping. I went to, okay, what they've been talking about for the last week with all the Black Friday ads is the $3 Waffle Makers. - Yeah. - And how all the Target's gonna have $3 Waffle Makers, $3 Waffle Makers, $3 Waffle Makers. So I get, we finally get into Target, because of course, God forbid we stand in line with everybody else. No, we're gonna stand and watch everybody. - Well, now you first, you have to understand that we went to Elinton first. We were in Elinton till about three o'clock in the morning and then we headed back. So by the time we got back, Coles was opening at four, and then Target was opening at five. So we had already been shopping for a significant amount of time at this point. - Yeah, and I hadn't bought anything when we were at Elinton. And I decided that I was going to get a $3 Waffle Maker. I don't necessarily need a Waffle Maker. - It's not the point. - Let's $3. - I don't have an overwhelming desire. - And you never have to go to the Waffle House ever again. - Well, that's a given in my life. Anyway, so I decided I'm gonna get this. So we finally get in the store. I go make a beeline for the Waffle Makers. There's one Waffle Maker left in this aisle, and I can't get around these two fat asses with shopping carts. So I have to go all the way around the other aisle to get to it by the time I get there, some girl has already grabbed it. - Oh. - So I do the whole just like, oh, you got the last one sort of thing. Like an eight, you know, good job sort of thing. And then is she standing there? She goes, well, you know what, I really don't need a Waffle Maker. She goes, do you want it? And I was like, are you sure? And she's like, yeah, she goes, it's totally okay. So I'm like, well, thank you very much. So I was like, well, that's very cool, you know? - It's Thanksgiving, right. - Yeah, it's Thanksgiving, that sort of thing. So I get that, I buy something for my nephew, I buy something for Babaloo, and we get in the line to end all lines. - Oh my God, yes. - Yeah, so we're standing, and we're standing, and we're standing, and we're standing, and finally, so I, and you know, and everybody's got carts and carts and carts filled with shit, and I'm standing there with three little things in my hands, right? - Stuff you could buy at any time. It wasn't that if it was on like Doorbuster, it was just, you know. - Except for the $3 Waffle Maker. - Right. - So I get up to the counter, she takes the Waffle Maker, she runs it over the scanner, $9.99. And I'm like, ah, no, that's supposed to be $3. She goes, no, this isn't one of the $3 ones. - I thought he was gonna have our attack. - So I said, can I have it for $3? She looked at me, she went, no. And I said, then I don't want it. I was like, you gotta be kidding me. So then, this one, behind me, gets, spends so much money that they give her a gift card. - Well yeah, anything over $100, she'll get a $10 gift card. I got $25 and gift cards a target. - Okay, well, but at this point, we've already tormented the sales girl. - We've tormented her to the point where she doesn't know if she should laugh or cry at this point. - Right. And I said, so wait a minute, not only are you telling me that I can't have a Waffle Maker for $3, you're giving this one a gift card? - When we say we tormented her, we mean we were nice to her and we were making her laugh. We weren't like, you know, I don't want you to do it. We weren't being hateful to her at all. - No, no, she was giggling. It's what she looks at me and she goes, well then you should have spent more money. (laughing) - So then I'm like, okay, it's on. So we just, and her name was Patricia, and she was as nice as she could be, and we tormented her. The total time she's trying to ring us out and she just keeps saying, you people are crazy. - He's doing the whole really, Patricia. You're gonna take this long to ring her thanks and make me stand here and wait. Do you realize you're standing between me and food? No good will come at this. And she was just like, you own, you crazy, you crazy out of other stuff. She was hysterical. We loved her. - Aw. - We took, considering the people at J Crew were dicks. And then, I mean, we had some really nasty sales people. So it was a refreshing to have somebody that was just kind of, you know what? I have to work, it's early. I'm gonna have a good attitude, which was very nice. - Okay. - 'Cause the little manager at Target, you know, Brittany, who this was her first day in junior management training and they decided to throw it to the wolves by having her work Black Friday morning. She was about to have a coronary walking around. - No, okay, so the line for Black Friday and Target this year, last year, it was like halfway to like, you know, where the, like the old style targets where the food is, you know, where the, you know, like the little groceries that the pantry section is. So last year, that's how far the line went. You know, at the same time, around six o'clock in the morning. This time, at six o'clock in the morning, it wrapped entirely around the store. - That's pretty much what this one was doing. - That's what Best Buy was for us. - Oh my God. - Best Buy was a nightmare. - We done Best Buy 'cause there was the, everything I wanted to buy at Best Buy, I managed buying it on Amazon during those lightning deals all week. - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's really good. - We went to Best Buy afterwards and I wanted to get the eye touch 'cause they were had the $30 gift card. If you got the eight gigabyte eye touch. And Taffy tried to get a couple of things and we just looked at the line. And at this point, it was like 20 of eight. I was exhausted. I may have been having stomach issues at this point. I was just sort of like, I just wanna go home. And I proceeded to go home and completely go to sleep. - Because you know, he was exhausted. So he ate pancakes because that's going to wake up. - Yeah, diabetic plus carbs anyway after being up all night is never a good eight plus already having tummy issues. So, you know, which that's kind of, you know, that's God's Brillo pad. So we just, God's Brillo pad, the title of the episode. - Oh God, that's charming. So then I took him home and then I proceeded to shop for about another seven hours. - Okay, so how much money did you spend? I mean, it sounds like over 500 at least. - You mean total on Black Friday? - Yeah. - I spent $685. - I spent $28. - On Black Friday, if you spent 28, on Black Friday, I spent 440 total. - That's so bad. - The whole week prior, with all those Amazon deals, I spent probably another $200. - Okay, kind of mind. Taffy family of four, Rodan family of one. - But do you buy yourself Christmas gifts? - Yeah, 'cause no one else can get a buy me Christmas gifts. - I'll buy you a Christmas gift, Rodan. - Oh, here's those. - I'll buy you a Christmas gift too. We expect gifts in return, but we'll totally buy you gifts. - I'm not conquering. - Speaking of buying one's self a gift, I purchased a gift for myself today. - I can't believe you're actually on the show. I assumed you were gonna text me at some point and say, "Yeah, I'm not doing the show, I'm doing nothing but this." - Well, if I was going to text you, I would be texting you with my new eye touch. - Dude, you did get one. - I did get one, I got an eight gigabyte, and I regretting getting the eight gigabyte because I'm afraid I'm gonna fill it up. I wish I got the 32. - Well, and it's the slower processor. - Okay, shut up. - Don't tell me stuff like that. - What the hell is your problem? I'm gonna have a listen to this now for two days. - Well, 'cause I had this-- - Buyer your morse. - Conversation with myself about that. - It's fun. It's-- - Did you take it in an old iPod and get the 30% off? - I did not get the discount, but it's, at this point, I'm-- - No, I mean, did you take an old iPod in and get 30% off? Isn't that what our $30 off? - The only iPod I have, I want to keep. That's my 160 gigabyte one. I need that one for all of my regular music. - But that's when you call us and say I need an old iPod because we have about 14 iPods laying around that are half of them are obsolete. Then you just say, I give me an iPod and then I get a discount. Hello? Have I taught you nothing? - Well, okay, well, this is what you get for doing it on your own. - Yes, apparently between the two of you with the processor and then operating the thing, then I'm, okay, well, you know what, this isn't fun for me anymore, fuck it. I'm gonna take it outside and I'm going to run. - Give us a bottle, Lou. (laughing) - Well, at least now, the reason I didn't get an iPod touch is because I already got like an Android phone and I can download almost all those same apps. The only app I don't get is Grindr and, you know, I'm dating somewhere right now, so I don't need Grindr anyways. (laughing) - Taylor, you should totally give that one to Bobaloo. Like, put it back in the box, give it to Bobaloo for Christmas and then buy yourself a 32 gig. (laughing) - Don't think that thought hasn't gone through my identity. (laughing) - I think that's brilliant. - Well, and there's a $30 gift cards or a $15 gift card somewhere. It's either Target or Best Buy on touches this week. - Well, there was the $30 one on Black Friday, but I'm thinking that actually they're going to be doing a deal tomorrow and I'm planning on doing a little Christmas shopping tomorrow, so I'm going to planning on taking in the receipt and if that's in case the fact where the price drops tomorrow for Cyber Monday or whatever, I'm going to say I want the difference. - Yeah, I think it's already in the Best Buy app for Saturday or for today, that's a $15 gift card with a Nano or a touch. - I'll be taking a jaunt over there tomorrow. That's for sure. So I've already downloaded a couple of naps. I downloaded some naps. I downloaded a couple of apps, but I'm just doing free ones right now. I did a Facebook. - I did a big, yeah. Did you get the Disney one? - I did, no, I didn't do any of the Disney ones. I did my Starbucks. I did a Target one. I did the Zippo lighter where you flick it and the light, it's like you're doing an actual lighter. Just playing around with it more than anything. 'Cause it's still loading, it's still charging up. I managed to get it to where charge enough where I could play with it and then the battery went down really fast. So I had to charge it for the last couple of hours while we sat and watched TV and I called my mom and that sort of thing. So listeners, if you guys know of any really cool apps that I should try that are relatively inexpensive, let me know. Send us an email and let us know what apps that both Taffy and myself should download and Rodan too if they're available for the Droid phones. - Google Earth is free and it's awesome. - I have Google Earth on there. I did put Google Earth in there. Speaking of listeners, speaking of listeners, okay. - Oh yes, we must tell the story. - Taffy and I are at Disney World, okay. And Taffy is in the process. Now I'm standing with Tank and Taffy's in the process of getting the girls all set up with the cheerleading. So we had to walk over to Pirates of the Caribbean and she gets to walk them kind of backstage and get them all set up and they have a bunch of people that are staying in there as far as showing, making sure that I.D. and they have the proper identification as far as the proper badges to get backstage and all that sort of stuff. So I'm standing talking with Tank and we say good luck to the girls and I said something where I went good luck girls or something like that and I said it kind of loud. About that point, somebody turns around and looks at me. - Someone who works for Disney. - Somebody who works for Disney. And I see him say, Taylor. - Huh. - And I kind of had this look on my face and he walked over and he goes, are you Taylor the latte boy from pot? Is my co-pilot? I just went, ah, ah, yeah. And apparently it was one of our listeners who recognized me. - It was incredible. - Yeah, it was awesome. - Yeah, he actually sent me a note on Facebook about that too. Yeah, I was so like, oh my God, I can't believe it. So we stood and talked for a minute. And I was very flustered because it kind of freaked me out because I wasn't in Taylor mode. I was in my secret identity mode and then this ran a person came over. So he was lovely. And so of course, the first thing I had to do is point out who Taffy was so that he could go over and torture her the way he just tormented me. And it was worth it because all I could see was this man walk over to Taffy and sort of whisper something at her and Taffy look like she's shit or pants. - Now you have done it behind. If he is not in Taylor mode, I am in 100% full on cheerleader mom mode. And I see this guy coming at me with the special, you know, I know he's one of the special handlers. And so I know he has something to do with UCA. So I know he has, he's supposed to be there and he's coming over to me like he's gonna ask me to do something, handle something, whatever. And so he comes over to me and just looks at me kind of over, you know, kind of put the forehead down. It looked at me and went Taffy. So imagine a good head off guard. Apparently my face was worth a million dollars because those two were hysterical. Taylor and Tank were laughing hysterically at me. They were like, you should have seen your face. I said, well, I wasn't quite sure. I figured they had put him up to it. I didn't get that he was a real listener until I got the whole story. He was lovely. - So he had pictures with him that we'll put on the blog and he was as nice as he could be and he ain't too bad to look at me. - I was gonna say, he was kind of a cutie, yeah. Yeah, so he's apparently, he works for Disney obviously and hopefully in one of the, you know, because it's very rare that we get over to a park but we're gonna try very hard if we try to get over in the park within the next four or five years to see him again and maybe, you know, have lunch with him, something like that. - I'm sorry, what would we be at a park in five days? - Yes. (laughs) Yes, we'll be there for my birthday. - Oh, that's right, it's a birthday month. Birthday month officially starts in one hour in 30 minutes and Babaloo made the mistake yesterday of saying to me-- - It was the 30th, not the first. - Huh? - It was the 30th, not the first. - Oh, well, whenever. - Actually, tomorrow was Drums' birthday. - Happy birthday, Drums. - Yes, tomorrow was Drums' birthday, yes. He doesn't listen to this anymore. - I know. - I was at a spit take there. - But I'm, Babaloo said to me, I made some reference to something that I wanted to do and Babaloo went, well, it's totally okay if we do that 'cause it's your birthday week. - Oh, that was stupid to him. - And I said to him, I said, that was a very dumb thing to say. So it's a pretty much what you're telling me is I can do anything I want and my answer can always be, it's my birthday week. And he was like, well, now, wait a minute, that's not what I meant. I'm like, no, no, I believe you just said, it's your birthday week, so. - Ergo. - Angel, every night this week. (laughs) - Jesus. - I don't think Babaloo would have a problem with that. I gotta be honest with you. - No, I don't think Babaloo would have a problem with that either. - That's what you hear about Babaloo going, it's your birthday year, it's your birthday month, yeah. - Yeah, right. - We'd have to have a wheelchair for him at Disney World, but that would be fine. - So we have, yeah, we're going to be having dinner at a fine dining establishment. - Aww. - Yeah, and good to go. - Which means we can't wear our crocs. Sorry. - No. (both laugh) - I can assure you, I just want to be a crocs. - It's Florida, of course you can wear your crocs. - And Babaloo surprised me, not surprised me, 'cause he told me 'cause I needed to help him through the process, but we are going to be actually staying on property. We got a hotel room for the night of my birthday, so we're going to be staying at one of the hotels. - You're going to say magical experiences happen. - Yes, yeah, which means I'll be seeing stars at some point. - You'll be seeing fireworks over your own castle. - Yeah. (both laugh) - And Tinkerbell, we'll shoot out the end of it. - That's the best shoot out the end of it. - Sex ever. - Yeah. - Tinkerbell's going to shoot out your ass. Is that what you just said? (both laugh) - Nevermind. - That is a magical memory, there was one, Jesus. (both laugh) - Yeah, so we're going to be over there, and a friend of mine from high school is actually going to be there at the same time that we are, so I'm hoping to kind of run into her, and unfortunately though, Taffy informed me that on the day of my birthday, which is December 5th, Kelly, Ripa, and Regis Filman are going to be taping their Christmas parade special that day at Magic Kingdom. - Yes. (both laugh) - Good luck. - So, Epcot it is. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We won't be up there until, we won't be coming up until dinner time, so we won't be up there later, and we'll miss the day of festivities, but we'll at least get to be there at that night, so that's good. - Yeah, and Magic Kingdom's over until one o'clock, so we'll be going and partying into the night, which sounds really sad when I actually said that out loud like that. - Yeah, that was a little creepy, I got to be honest with you. And Tank had a very good idea that if you guys come over Friday night for s'mores and jacuzzis, we will give you your birthday gifts then, therefore we don't have to take them to Disney World, that makes sense. - Oh, I wouldn't have expected you to take them to Disney World, that would have been a nightmare, you're trying to get them into the park. - Exactly, considering one of the things we're giving you is a sword, so I'm kidding. - Yes, let's say what exactly do you think they're getting you for your birthday? - It's a small bag of plutonium, congratulations. (both laugh) - Plutonium, a sword, and kitty porn. (both laugh) - That should be the title, that was no one, 20 more. (both laugh) - I don't think kitty porn will be allowed on the-- - No, that's true. - Oh, you know what, I thought you said, I thought you said kitty as in K-I-T-T-Y, not kitty. - That's even better. - Kitty porn. - Oh, God. So you guys put up your decorations, we, about nine hours today, we did decorations in our house. We're Dan, do you have your Christmas tree up yet? - I do not yet, I meant to do it this weekend, but 'cause I got sick, I did not. - Now, are you in favor of the live tree versus faux tree? What is your stand on that? - Faux tree. - I got a faux tree last year with Lucky, so if it's brand new, it's one of the lit ones, so I haven't put it up yet, so. - Wasn't that one of the guys that lost an American idol, the bald guy? - Faux tree? - Faux tree. (both laugh) - You reached really far for that. - I know, I was trying to, I was trying to do something funny, and you were like, "Shut up, never mind." Anyway, you were saying-- - So yeah, so I'm with the faux tree right now, I think. - Yeah, I'm a big fan of the faux tree. It took years to get tank, you know, tank who, you know, I was raised on a mountaintop in the log cabin, yet where you have to, you know, chop down your own tree. It took me years to cultivate to him that the idea of the fake tree is a better idea, not better than real is great, but it's much more practical with, you know, a toddler to have a fake tree. So I love our trees. I, you know, I probably wouldn't go back to a real one, I'd have to really, really think hard about that. - Well, and they've come, I mean, when you first started looking at fake trees, you know, they were pretty shitty now, they're-- - Now they're beautiful, yeah. - We had a dilemma in that I bought a new tree this year, and I bought a white tree, 'cause I wanted something different. - Racist. - Yeah, I know, 'cause I was tired of the colored tree, so I decided to get a white tree. And when we put it up, it wasn't gonna be big enough, and the star wasn't gonna fit on top and everything, so we actually have two trees in our living room right now. - It looks really good. - Which caught, thank you, but it was almost not worth the nervous breakdown that I had trying to get the two trees up. - You have two trees, you have a white tree, and a multicultural tree? - Yes, we have a biracial Christmas living room right now. - But it's kinda like your life. - Yes, it is, 'cause we have a white tree, and we have a-- - A Cuban tree? - Yes, and actually, apparently, Bobaloo on his Facebook page tagged the pictures, 'cause I have pictures of the trees together. He tagged me as the white tree, and him as the colored tree. - Nice, I love him a little more. - The white tree is all very, it's white with, it's not just the typical, 'cause it's one of those pre-lit trees, but it's all pinks and light blues, and greens with an orangey yellow, and then I've got all of these weird purple, and it looks like-- - It's the gayest Christmas tree ever. - It's frosty, snowman, bukkake may have, so it's crazy, but it looks really nice, and we haven't turned on a light in the living room since yesterday, 'cause between the two trees, you have more than enough light, and it's that great. I know that some people really like white lights, and I enjoy white lights, too, sometimes, but there's something about the Christmas lights where the room that it's in, if you don't have any other lights on, gets that cool, cheesy, rosy color, so it's just very, it's great lighting to give below jobs, too. Go ahead, you were saying-- - Yeah, thank you. I will tell you that there are, and I'm not exaggerating 4,300 lights on the big tree this year. Because-- - Good guy. - Well, and what's bad is heat comes off of it. If you walk by the damn Christmas tree, it's hot. I'm like, we have to get a dimmer on these things, because I mean, you do not need a light on anywhere in the vicinity of the kitchen or the great room, because this tree is ridiculous. He added another 2,000 lights to it today. He was, he was-- - Yeah, see-- - A crazy person. - You may want to start investing in LED Christmas lights. - Oh, God, no. - Because they don't produce heat. - Well, then, so, Lollipop and I were in charge of the one on top of the piano, and I posted pictures of these, both the trays on the blog. The one on top of the piano was fine, except I wanted to put point set as on it, which was great, except think of how a tree is tapered, and then think of how wide a piano is, and then how close a ladder can get to said piano. So at one point, I just looked at her, and I said, "Would you go get me a glass of water?" And she's like, "Sure." And I said, "Take a minute." And she goes, "And you're gonna do something "that I'm not allowed to see?" I said, "Yes." So about that time, the phone rings. And I hear Taylor say, "Did your father know "she's doing what she's doing?" And he goes, "Yes, here." I'm like, "Are you kidding me?" He knew I was doing something bad, and he called me. I had managed to get the child out of the room, the husband has occupied with the other one. You called right at the time and I was doing something I wasn't supposed to. Because I'm good luck that he's my conscience. - Because you guys share brain waves. - Much like R. Kelly is to Celine Dion, I am your angel. (laughing) - I have no idea what that means, but it kind of scared me a little bit. - I don't either. - Because I'm your angel, and I have maybe peed on you in the past. (laughing) - I peed in your car once, does that count? - You did peed in my car once. - I know. I'm pretty sure I actually peed in, in fact, I know I peed in a bed that you and I were sharing. I did actually pee the bed like a full on stream, but you've made me laugh. Yes, do you not recall me laying in bed and you telling me that people that were walking by could see my Pussies in Praline, and Savannah, Georgia, and I laugh. Thank you, I laugh myself until I know her fact that I may have piddled a bit, and we were sleeping in that bed together. (laughing) - In Savannah, I totally forgot about that. - Pussies in Praline. - Pussies in Praline is now going to have to be a title. - That foregoes the kitty-born title that we were going to be before. - You have to understand, Rodin, this is pre-weight loss. So you've got 300 pounds of full on love and a dress and no underwear laying on her stomach on this four poster big giant bed over a Valentine weekend and all of the dormer shutters were open to our room and we were on our room overlooked the patio. So every person walking past could literally see pretty much my business, and I didn't even realize it 'cause I was laying on my stomach facing him and he had his back up against the headboard of the bed. We were just laying there talking, and he's like, "You do realize that those blinds are open." And I was like, "So?" And he's like, "So everyone walking back and see your Pussies in Praline?" I thought it was ridiculous. I thought it was funny, I think he'd ever said to me at that moment. - Yeah. - So see, you were a waller in P, didn't even know about it. - Oh God. (laughing) Okay, I want you to tell a story. - Oh, what? - I want you to tell a story that you made the mistake of telling to me a couple of weeks ago or telling while I was in the room and I thought to myself at the time, she's gonna tell this story on the Pussies. - This is above a turtle. - Yes. - Oh, come on. (laughing) Okay, so let me take you back many, many years, Rodin. When I was five years old, I don't know if you remember, but there was up north a store called Gold Circle. I don't know if you guys ever heard of those. - Oh no. - Okay, well, Gold Circle was kind of like the Woolworths and they had like an Olin Mills type photography studio that was in it, but they also had, they don't even think they still have these kind of stores where the pet area of the store had pets, but then they also sold, you know, groceries and they sold furniture and it was just a huge door. So we had to wait for our turn for me to have my five year old picture taken. And I'm walking around, of course, I had very long hair and my mom had had brushed and so I was supposed to stay beside her so I didn't get myself all messed up, you know, 'cause I was gonna have my picture taken and I asked her if I could look at the turtles. And she said, sure, 'cause she was gonna walk down at the end of the aisle. So they used to have these turtles. There's a specific kind of turtle they are, I have no idea what they're called, but they were about as big as maybe the top of a cupcake, the whole entire thing, shell, legs, everything. So I kept picking them up and looking at them and turning them over, which of course you're not supposed to do, and looking at their shells and I thought they were really interesting. Until this one turtle, I got right up to my face and he was one of the few ones that had his head out. And so I was talking to him, like I do now, talk to animals, and he bit me on the nose. Like to the point where my nose started, like there was a very tip in my nose, started believing. I mean, he bit me. So being the kind of person I am, I bit him back. - You bite his head off? - Yes. - Oh, gross. So, well, no, it gets worse than that. So I bit his head off and then I didn't know what to do because now I have a turtle head in my mouth. So I put the body back and I walked over to my mom, actually to hear my mother tell the story is much better. And she said, "You looked at me with the most peculiar look on your face." She said, "And it dawned on me that you had something in your mouth." And she said, "And I was afraid that you would stolen a piece of penny candy." And she goes, "And I said, spit that out." And I put my head out, she goes, "And when you spit it out, it kind of looked like a prune." She goes, "Until I looked at it." And she goes, "I just remember screaming until the manager come over." She goes, "Because here I am holding this severed turtle head in my hand." And so what she did was to hear her tell this is ridiculous. This is, you know, 1975. So it was when they did like the apron dresses where they kind of had the apron over the dress. She said, "I, so she goes, I lifted up the bottom of my apron and I just kept wiping your tongue off and wiping your tongue off because I knew you were going to get some bizarre reptile disease." So she still takes me to get my picture taken. And to this day, my mother still has this picture and I have the little red scab right on the end of my nose. I should find that and give it to you for cover art. - That was great. - It's maybe not for cover art, but you definitely have to take a picture of that and-- - And show it to you, yes. - And post it 'cause it's, you were telling this story, you were telling the girls the story, are you? - No, no. Lollipop was telling her group of friends at Starbucks's story. And one of them walked over to me, he goes, "Mrs. Huffington, did you bite a turtle's head off?" And I'm like, "Really, really? This is the kind of story you want to share with your friends about me?" (laughing) - Yes, of course it is. - Yeah, that's true, that's true, I did. And I didn't, I honestly, I didn't even feel bad about it. I mean, he did buy me first in all honesty, really. It's tit for tat, as one would say. - That speaks volumes to the person you are today. - He, he bit me first. I was fine. - So you bit back harder. - Yeah, again, that speaks volumes to the person you are today. - I just realized I was gonna, you know, buy this off. But PETA, please do not call me, I love animals now. I love animals then, I'm just not one sip at my nose. - Oh, God. - Sorry. I know. - Well, I don't know where we can go from there. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. - This might be the first time we've ever talked about turtling and not in the scat. - For all right, see, God damn it, you took it. (laughing) - Join us next week for, (laughing) - All right. - All right. - On that note. - Well, okay. I know that Rodan's not feeling all that great and-- - After that story, neither am I. - You're not feeling great either? - No, I feel fine. I feel good. - Okay, well-- - She's gotta go put another turtle head in her mouth. (laughing) - That's a big ass turtle. - That's a boxing turtle. That's a great tortoise. (laughing) - It's the tortoise in the hair. - Oh, I know what he's that big turtle from the never ending story. (laughing) - Oh, but speaking of '80s, cheesy '80s references, you'll be pleased to know that I thought of you when I named my eye touch. - What'd you name your eye touch? - I need it, you got the touch. (laughing) See, I knew that would make you laugh. - Oh. - Teddy has no clue what we're talking about, which makes me even happier. - Not in the idea. - Yeah, I named mine Ravage. - Ravage? - Yeah, it was one of the cassettes that came out of Soundwave on Transformers. - Oh God. - You two make me sad. (laughing) - I know, but that's fine. All right, as always, you can go to our blog, which is Pott as mad. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. By the way, you can cut this out if you want. The Black and Airy thing is awesome. - Oh, well, thank you. Yes, I finally got my Black and Airy statue. - Yes, did you see what Tang posted? - Yes. - Yeah, he was just like, yeah, that's hot. - Okay, the difference is that I don't want to fuck her. I want to be her. - Yes, and that's how I told him, yes. But she does look like Claire Danes, I think, but a little bit. - I didn't think that until you said that, and then since I've looked at the picture, I think, yeah, it does kind of look like Claire Danes, but only better, and not so angst-ridden. - Wow. - No, you know, no, she's very pretty. - Well, thank you. - We hope you're very happy together. - She should pay for the amount of money I paid for it. - Well, if you pay for, if you pay that much for a girl, she should be able to do something for you. - No, I'll do. - Exactly. - She sits on your desk, it looks pretty, exactly. - Yes, much like the heads of the other girls that I've-- - And it is. - You can go to our blog, which is potasmycopeilot.com. You can email us at potasmycopeilot@gmail.com. Be our friend on Facebook at okay, so I love potasmycopeilot. And look for me on Twitter, now that I have an eye-taught. - Oh my God, you're not really gonna start that Twitter crap right now. - Oh, I don't think so. - Oh, he can't Twitter from wherever, he has to be within range of Wi-Fi, so. - Oh my God. - Oh, trust me, I'll find Wi-Fi, I'll always find Wi-Fi now. - He's gonna have a router installed in his ass, if that's the case. (laughing) You can do that now. - Bye-bye, everyone. - Okay. (laughing) All right, everybody, have a good week. We'll be back next week with episode 125, which is kind of sort of a milestone. Kind of. - Yeah. - We're halfway to 250. - I don't know. - I don't know, I'm tired, this is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And/or Dan. - Have a good week, everybody, bye-bye. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to potasmycopeilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Ro Dan. Aren't they just a little slice of wonderful? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)