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PiMC: Episode 118 - Stick It In And Pound, or Broccoli Crotch
We start and end the show talking about Rodan's sex life, and mention all sorts of stuff in between, including Monet, Britney Spears and all sorts of junk and stuff. Be sure to download vPiMC: Episode 45 if you haven't already! We are podismycopilot.com
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(upbeat music) - Can Taffy make her tassel spit in opposite directions? Can Taylor, for the answers to these and other questions, it's time for Pod Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Take it away, kids. - All right, recording episode 118 in three, two. - Oh, it's only 118? - Yeah, well, we did 118 before last week and then had problems, so. - Oh, we lost the whole show? - Yes, we did lose the whole show. Thanks for letting me know that you listen. And you know what, we're keeping this in. Hi, everybody, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and you just downloaded episode 118 of Pod Is My Co-Pilot. I'm joined by the fucker, Rodan. - I don't listen. - You should listen. It's very funny once we edit out all the pregnant pauses and the interrupting of one another. It's a much funnier show than when we actually tape it. - I believe you. - I'm too busy trying to find things to do to make stories more. - Okay, I just witnessed what you try to do when you're not listening to the show, setting up a threesome for tomorrow night. - I guess technically I could be listening to the show while I'm setting up threesome. - Exactly, you could be listening then, you could be listening while you're lighting candles, hitting that thing with a rag, you know. - Oh, I have some to talk about, some other crotches. - Oh, well good, well good. Fabrizia. - Because I think it's time for a PSA about gold bond medicated. (laughing) - Okay, Fabrizia furniture to get the DNA smell of the last guy you had in off of the, you know, General aroma of the room. - Yeah, I have leather couches, so I just, I don't have to worry about that. I just towel it off and I'm good. (laughing) - Okay, well, all right, before we go any further into this, we should probably say that somebody is missing from our group tonight. - Really, do we could get an word in edge-wise when you're missing? - Okay, she's going to hit you the next time she sees you for that, but, yes, Tappy is not with us tonight, it's just you and I. Tappy had a wonderful trip with her daughter with Lollipop, they went to UGA for the weekend, and I visited with them for about an hour and a half this afternoon if they got back, and I think I said a total of six words. They were both very, very excited in both very, and then this happened, and this happened in, oh my God, you wouldn't believe it, oh my God, and this bulldog, bulldog, bulldog, black red, black red, black red, black red, it was, it was exhausting sitting with the two of them. But they had a wonderful time, but Tappy said that she thought she needed the night off, they did a lot of traveling, and she's been up for about 146 hours straight, so. And then we were going to have Babaloo on, but Babaloo had technical issues with his laptop, so we're going to have Justro Dan and I, which is actually very cool, because Tappy and I did this one time before, where we're talking to each other on Skype, we both have the webcams, so we can actually see each other while we're recording, which is a first in Pottismy Co-Pilot history. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Sweet. - And according to Rodan, I am a floating head. - You are, you are floating heads. Right now he's, you know, his hair's dark, he's got the black headset on, and so, you know, his skin's very pale, and I'll have you pale, but pale. - Thank you. - And you're wearing a dark shirt, so all I see is head loading in my screen. - Which goes back to kind of the threesome for tomorrow night, but we'll get to the minute. Now the exact opposite, if I am the dark, then Rodan is the light, because Rodan is currently sitting in a white, wife-beater tank top, and ladies and gents, I can report to all of you that he is currently in white boxer briefs as well. And I am in a navy blue T-shirt and navy blue boxer briefs. I think this is the first undies cast that we've ever done. - Yeah, right? - Where we're both in our underwear. - Do you know what I randomly get comments on now? - What? - Is that I have a picture where I'm like doing this, that's posted on like my Adam for Adam. - Yes, I've giggled at it before. I mean, I've seen it before, yeah. - Yeah, okay, so where my hands are like behind my head, I think I posted on my Facebook page, and I get all these comments about how sexy my pits are, and I'm like, you? (laughing) - Yeah, but to all you guys with pit fetishes, take a look at this now. (laughing) See, now Rodin can actually see me put my head in my hands when he says shit like that. (laughing) So, well, you used to have, do you, well, let's talk about manicuring and stuff. Do you trim your armpit hair? - Yes. - Yes, because I remember you as having extremely long armpit hair when we were living together. - Yes. - And it kind of freaked me out. - I think you have longer armpit hair. - Wow. - But yes, I trim it, so that's like maybe half an inch. - I was gonna say, they can't see you actually make the half an inch sign in this video. (laughing) - Okay. All right, well, interesting. So threesomes, let's just get this out of the way. Let's talk about threesomes. So you were just explaining to me that you are trying to set up a threesome for tomorrow night with a 36 year old and a 34 year old? - Yes, so the 36 year old is a guy that I've hooked up with before. However, he's not a lot of fun to hook up with. Because he doesn't kiss, he doesn't do oral, he's top only. - What? - So he just like comes over, sticks it in, and then leaves? - Pretty much, I don't know. - I don't think I care for that. - However, in a threesome situation, that's actually kind of cool because then you don't... (laughing) - He plays a pivotal role. (laughing) - Exactly, he can just top and you can take turns topping or take turns, you know. So it's just like he just does this thing and he just kind of hangs off to the side until he does this thing again. So it works out well because then there's not like too many people in the mix and it's fine because he doesn't expect any other attention except for getting blown and... - Isn't the fun of a threesome having a lot of people in the mix? - Yeah, but sometimes it gets a little... I mean, you've mostly had threesomes with couples, right? - Yeah, for the most part. So threesomes without couples, just like three strangers. - Mm-hmm. - This sounds really... - Always classy, always wrote in. (laughing) - Come on, crack an egg of wisdom over my head right now. Explain to me the knowledge of threesomes with strangers versus threesomes with couples. - It's always just very awkward because someone always kind of looks and feels like they're not playing their part correctly, you know, 'cause in a couple they kind of already have their agreement. They know what they're gonna do, they know what they're not gonna do, and so you just kind of get filled in on their agreement and you play by the rules. - Yeah, you get filled in, that's what you... (laughing) - Not sure. Oh, I had one, anyways. - Okay. - So for this situation, you know, I know what his deal is, so he normally is trying to get, you know, someone else to either generally try to find either a bottom or someone who's versatile. - Okay. - So he tries to do so. - So are you going into this as the bottom then tomorrow night? Are you going into this as the versatile? Which mask will Rodan be wearing tomorrow night? - I'll be wearing the versatile mask tomorrow night based on what I've seen so far. - Okay. - So I'll be the cream in the middle of the Oreo. - You will be playing the part of the Frenchman because you will be the lucky Pierre. - Yes. (laughing) - That's what that's what they call it. - From my perspective is fun. So I'm not necessarily sure I would, I've done it once where I was the bottom for both, or I was tag team, essentially, and that was okay. (laughing) - What? - The way you're so nonchalant about it, I was tag teamed at this point. (laughing) All I remember is there was a pinball table. That's the only thing I remember. - Yeah. - Yeah. So the plan is tomorrow these two guys and I don't know. - Well, send me their pictures. We'll use them as a cover art episode 180. (laughing) - Well, I only have a body, rather, picture of the one guy. So the 36 year old, who I swear I work with, but I just can't remember if I do or not. - Well, that could be a problem. - Okay. - No, I don't mean like, no, anyways, I'll just move on. - All right, yeah. - I'll let that sleeping dog let go. - Thank you. So, what else? So what's been going on for you this week? - Well, okay. We've had a very busy week here. Actually, we had a busy weekend, last weekend. I went to, and we already talked about this on an episode that kind of got lost in the internet shuffle. The Huffington's and I went to Blizzard Beach last weekend where I left pretty much, I got there looking like a marshmallow and left looking like an eggplant because I was way too sunburned and I was miserable that night and then I got up the next day and I was bright red. I mean, you just commented on how my face is pasty. It's really not, it's just the light of the... I had a lovely glow about myself. A lovely sheen, as it were. And I'm just now starting to peel. So I'm doing the, where I look like, you know, a bear in the woods, where I, you know, I'm casually scratching my back up against door frames and that sort of thing. Because again, always classy, always hot as my go pilot. And it was, it's been a little nuts. Work's been nuts. Yesterday, however, Mr. Bobaloo and I had a lovely morning taking in some of the finer things in life. - Like? - Well, there is something called Arts Alive that's here in St. Petersburg and pretty much it is, I wanna say there's about 10 of the local museums in the area have free admission for one day. And you can go to as many of them as you want. And I saw something that actually on Facebook, one of my, you know, friends or groups or whatever is a downtown St. Pete. So they mentioned it and a lot of people that I knew knew about it. So we took in a couple of the museums. Of which I have some notes. - Really? - Some comments, as it were. (upbeat music) First of all, the most important thing to note is that the people who were not paying for admission probably should have taken their money and spent it on deodorant. Lots of people, it was a hot to September day here and a lot of people stunk. (gasps) - Really? - Yeah, and pretty much the caliber of people that go to one of these events. Okay, let's put it this way. If you're talking about how, you know, the picture's just amazing because the color draws you in to the, you know, simplicity of man, but you're standing there drinking your Code Red Mountain Dew while you're doing it. Kind of takes away from any possible, you know, standards or any possible, what's the word I'm looking for? (laughs) - I was just gonna say, I think there's some sort of white trash judgment. - Okay, you have listened to the show before. - Why say that people who drink Code Red Mountain Dew can't get started? - No, well, okay, but if you're standing there in your best flip flops on a slurpee, while you're looking at the one-- (laughs) - These are my-- - You're looking at the one Monet that the Museum of Fine Art has. It sort of takes away from the, you know, takes away from the imagery that you're trying to do. They just recently built a second wing onto the Museum of Fine Arts, which is really nice. It's very-- - Really? - The original building, did you ever go to the Museum of Fine Arts while you were here? - No, I've never been to the Museum of Fine Arts. - I actually feel, when I walked out of there thinking that, you know, we really should go a little bit more often 'cause there's some really beautiful pieces there and they have, and it's very much as an old building from, I wanna say the '30s or '40s that a lot of the main part is, and there's a courtyard where they have some bronze statues and then they have this whole other section that's very modern, they have modern photography and they had a whole thing on modern, they have like a children's interactive workshop and they have a thing with like, you know, Latin American, Latin American artists and all that sort of stuff, so it's really, really cool. - So we went to that one and that was a lot of fun. There was a large group of Girl Scouts that were walking around and one of the funniest things that happened, actually there were two Girl Scouts that were sitting on a bench in one of the rooms that had a lot of busts and, you know, paintings, like, you know, Renaissance era paintings and pieces and there was a mercury that was completely naked and he was sort of sitting on a column and they were sitting on the bench behind it and the one who was probably about eight without missing a beat looks up, looks at his ass and goes, mmm, like the view and then goes back to talk to her friend, I roared. That was the only way to describe it. It was the funniest thing. And then, of course, it was where she realized that somebody heard her just as a scout leader came and got her. It was very, very funny. I did take a million pictures, actually, which they let you take pictures and were the one time that I accidentally had the flash on. I had the big, mean, Italian security guard come over who looked like one of, like, you know, my grandfather's brothers and, you know, tried to be, you cannot have the flash photography in here. And I'm like, oh, I'm really sorry. It was an accident. It was like, would you like to go outside and change your settings? No, I can just change things right here. Well, I think you should go outside and change your settings. Dude, it's two buttons. I'm fine. And then just, and then he just was like staring it. He was like staring me down like you wanted to get a fight, you know, in the optical art section. I just put my head down and changed the buttons and walked away from him. Like, you're an asshole. But, so that was, that was fun. And then we went to, so we went from the Museum of Fine Art to the Florida International Museum, which they used to be the place where they had the Titanic exhibit when you lived here and they had to be Kennedy exhibit, all that sort of stuff. Right, yeah. Well, now apparently there was a museum of modern art in Largo that just closed. So they bought all of their pieces. So it was this big thing on Florida artists. And the first piece when you walked in was this, I actually will find the piece online and post it on, post it on the book. This is really cool. It looked almost like a jacket, but it was made of seashells and feathers. There was this really bright, vibrant blue. And you walked in, you went, whoa, when you saw it. The piece that got me and became the ongoing joke for the rest of the day was there was this glasswork that it was, there was this artist that apparently made some video. There was this female artist. And she had a bunch of different, like, you know, glass vases and, you know, columns and all this sort of stuff. And everything looked like a vagina to me. That was pretty much like everything she had, had like, you know, where it was, you know, tapered at the sides and then gaping in the middle, like all vaginas are. And, hi, Melanie. But, what are you doing with your face? I was like with teeth and I'm just like, oh, okay. I missed that. Munching down. So you knew this like, nah, nah, nah. So with her pieces, she had this video on this, like, you know, 52 inch, like, big screen TV. And it was one of these of where she's walking through these, like, you know, steel, you know, she's walking through this, like, glass workshop where there's all of these big, you know, where there's molten glass. And you could see her, like, molding things and blowing into tubes to make the glass balls and all that sort of ridiculous stuff. - Right. - So I, of course, say at one point, you know, I call this piece "pretension" in glass. (laughing) And then proceed to go and say, and it's one of these where, you know, she's superimposing her face over the, you know, as she's working over the glass in this video. We stood and watched it for about two minutes and I'd had enough of it at that point. So I said, you know, she's one of these women who is constantly wearing, you know, scarves and, you know, wrapped around her head. And she's constantly, you know, as Tappy says, she has her skirt that she made from wheat. And she's one of these that she's very much of the pro-feminist. And that's not to say that, you know, you know-- - So speaking of arm hair earlier. - Yes, yes, exactly. You know, I don't shave my armpits because I don't feel as though it speaks to what my am and my womanness and why would I take away from the beauty that is my womanness. And I don't like that men have taken words that we associate with our bodies and made them into negative things. I'm going to embrace the word "kunt" when I talk about myself. And I went to all of the women watching these pieces to say the word with me and take the power back. - "Kunt," "Kunt," and she sits around with all of her friends, all of her other artists and friends, and they drink, you know, four, five, seven bottles of wine. And she's like, "Can I tell you all about the evening "that I had last week at this symposium?" And I met this young Rastafarian man named Johann, and he was beautiful. And after seven or eight piña coladas, we went back to my bungalow where he took his large newbie and member and implanted it deep within to my cunt. (laughs) And we made magic, and our juices mingled, and our pubic hair got intertwined. One of these words, you would just sit completely horrified. - Yeah. - So, but that was my... And I talked about that walking down central avenue as loud as I could with all of the families that are taking in all the museums, while Babaloo left a puddle of urine behind him. (laughs) So, so that was pretty much that. - And then my feet were hurting. So, we had to go home. It's like a change of my shoes, 'cause I had on these horrible sandals that were ridiculous, and... - Yeah, on heels are too... - Yes, I had on a mule that just wasn't working for me. (laughs) So, we went back to... We tried to go to the Dali Museum. St. Petersburg has a huge museum that's devoted to Salvador Dali, and has, I think, a majority of Salvador Dali's pieces outside of Spain. And the line to get in there was crazy ridiculous. - Really? - I drove past it and said, yeah, no. Great explorations at the Children's Museum, apparently, there was a three-hour wait to get in. - Wow. - Yeah. - Well, I mean, it's cool that, I don't know, it's kind of a mixed blessing, right? Because it's cool that people are going and people are aware, but are they gonna go and again until the next free day? - I don't know. - These are the few things left. - I would definitely, I would like to go into, there were some, 'cause there's tons of museums downtown, places that I didn't even know were museums. Taffy kept saying I should go to the Holocaust Museum. I'm like, why would I wanna go there and I'm like, die off, that's, you know. I'm not a sixth grader going with my history class. Why would I wanna go to the Holocaust Museum? Which I'm sure now, we'll get letters. You can send your L letters to Taylor if that is my co-pilot.com, that's fine. (laughing) - Why would Italian go to the Holocaust Museum? - So, why would a gay Italian, you know? (laughing) Taffy's listening to this right now going, I'm so glad I'm not on that episode now. (laughing) - Yeah, right. - But, no, so we, but there's tons of places, let me put this away, there's tons of places that I didn't get a chance to go to that I would consider going to, especially with the weather breaking and you could walk around downtown and it could be-- - Oh, I missed that. - Nice. - We're actually having something similar this week, 'cause, well, it's not really a museum, so we're having a gallery crawl in downtown Monroe. - Mm-hmm. - It was a downtown-- - There is. - I know! - So, wait a minute, so there's a potential for you to do something involving your video camera and making a video podcast about downtown Monroe that you've talked about doing for the last year and a half. - Yeah, and I have some video from the Britney concert. I need to download off my camera onto the Mac. - Okay. - Oh yeah, we should talk about the Britney concert because you-- - Oh yeah, that's right. - Yeah, we talked about that last week, but okay, so I'm sorry. See, even when it's just the two of us, I'm still interrupting you. (laughing) - So, yeah, so Professor Dr. Scott and I are gonna go on Thursday, there's a gallery crawl that has a bunch of like, you know, galleries and a bunch of wine tasting and like hors d'oeuvres at all the galleries. And you just kind of like go from gallery to gallery. There's like eight or nine in downtown Monroe. So, you just kind of wander around and drink and look at the art and all that kind of stuff. So, it's, you know, it's not the Museum of Fine Arts in downtown St. Petersburg or the Dolly Museum, but it's something. - I think that the wing that's devoted to bull castrating would be a lovely exhibit. (laughing) - Well, I mean, this is art that local artists are trying to sell and Rustin has a big kind of art school. So, there's generally a lot of art here. - Mm-hmm. - Whether or not it's, you know, it kind of reminds me of the Eckert College artists. - Mm-hmm. - Whatever. I mean, I think it'll be fun, it'll be something out and I may have a date besides Dr. Scott, so. - Well, that'd be cool. - Yeah. So, talk about Brittany. We talked a little bit about it last week, but. Brittany was amazing. - I actually posted my Ticketmaster review today, but. - Wait, what? - On Ticketmaster. - What? - You posted a review on Ticketmaster. - Ticketmaster sends you a thing back to post a review on the concert you went to and I posted it today. I gave her four stars. - Okay. - Two, three, four. - So, let me see if I got this straight. You posted a review on Ticketmaster.com talking about the Britney Spears concert. - Yeah. - Okay. - So, you posted anything on Pod as my gopilot.com. (laughing) - February, I think when I promised to post more stuff. - Okay. - Z Tappy, I got him on it because I know right now she's listening, she's going, wait a minute, he what? (laughing) Okay, so anyway, so two games, so four out of five stars? - Yes. - Okay, four out of five stars, it was, the concert, what, Grille, Christina DeBarge, was the opening act. - Mm-hmm. - It's this douchebag. - So, or douche, do you call women douchebags? - Trust me, I've, it's called women douchebags. Not to their faces, but I have called women douchebags. - Right, so she has a couple of dance hits and I think she did, she like mime some words to one of her songs on, so you think you can dance during the summer season? - Okay. - And, you know, where she had her microphone over her mouth the entire time, so you couldn't see it, you know, you couldn't even see her mouthing with the word, how bad she lips things. And she was pretty much that bad during this concert. I think the only reason why she tours with Britney is because she makes Britney look like an expert lip-sinker. (laughing) - Okay. - So. (laughing) Actually, I get the impression that Britney sang more of her stuff on here than she has probably in a while. And so, she didn't do any of the acoustics stuff that she did on some of the recent concerts, like, you know, what, you ought to know, or what-- - Yeah, somebody was, was Taffy was saying that, that she did, you ought to know recently, that's-- - She did, she did it in one of her previous concerts. You know, she had a couple of acoustics songs that she's been doing over the course of the last few tour dates. She didn't do that. Christina DaBars did three songs, and she was gone, and then we had to wait 30 minutes for Britney, which apparently I liked her song enough to-- - I was gonna say, for somebody that you called a douchebag, you're holding the CD up right now so that I can see it, so. - Yeah. And her concert was like the perfect length. It was like nine or 10 songs. Actually, I probably could dealt with two or three more songs, and her breaks between dance numbers, 'cause there was some reviews about her, like, last show in New York, and they were saying how she'd go off stage, and she'd be off stage for 15 minutes, or something. She was off stage for maybe a minute, maybe two minutes for each costume change. It was fast, much faster than when we saw a share. Remember, she was off stage for, like, hours, it felt like-- (laughing) - I forgot we went and saw-- We went and saw Cher with Drum. We went and saw Cher with Drum, and we're literally sitting in the last row. It was literally like, our backs were up to the wall of the state P times form, at the time it was called the Ice Palace. - Right, and so, I mean, her stage is like 40 yards long, and like, 40 yards wide, so she's going back and forth on that stage the whole concert, servicing every part of the arena. - I bet she was servicing every part of the arena. (laughing) So, and the reviews were talking about how, you know, she had to get carried off to one side of the other constantly. It was like two songs where they rolled her from one side of the stage to the other, in a giant line cage. But it was, overall, the concert was, it was interesting, it was spectacle, and the whole Perez Hilton intro that he does, in the beginning, 'cause he's the ringmaster, was funny as all hell. So, I mean, it was really good, worth the $150 I paid, which is a, it's been a while since I've been able to say that about a concert. - Yeah. - So, I don't know that there is anybody that I would pay $100, with the exception of maybe Madonna. And that's if she's guaranteed not to do all of her latest shit. If she does all the old stuff, then I would totally go see her, yeah. But I can't think of anybody that I would pay that much money to go see. - Well, and I'm kind of kicking myself, because okay, so we were, you know, mid-riser in the first riser from the stage, so we were just a little bit above, you know, kind of where she's at. And so we had, it was a great view, we could see her for a quarter of the show, because she was going back and forth to the sides of the stage. But, I mean, it was, there were great seats, but I could have paid the same amount of money and gotten floor seats, where it was standing room only. And they didn't sell out that section, 'cause they were originally like $300, but she could have gone down there. And we could have done, you know, been like front of the stage. - You could have been getting slapped in the face with the Hep C sweat flying off of her. - Yes, excellent. - And apparently, J.J. or Jaden, yeah, Jaden James and Sean Preston were in the audience. - Oh. - into the show. - It's a hometown girl makes good, so. - Yes, it was very much that. And she, you know, she talked about how she'd enjoyed being back in Louisiana and said Merry Christmas to us, apparently. I don't remember that, but apparently she said. - Yeah. (laughs) Yeah, that apparently was all the fun. - I think she said she was gonna be back for Christmas, but I'm not sure that's how that came out. - Right. Now, was it the din of screams like you would hear, like, you know, I remember, I remember Taffy talking, but taking her girls to see, you know, Jonas Brothers and NSYNC and stuff. But they said, well, it's just a constant, it's a high level shriek the entire time. - No. - And because, well, that's with eight-year-old girls, and this is with gay men. So I figured the sound would be about the same as far as the screaming goes. - No, I mean, besides the fact that it was pretty much every gay in Northeast and Northern Louisiana. - And you would know, you have all the baseball cards. - Yeah, you know. So all those, and then a bunch of, you know, 30-year-old women, you know, between 25 and 35-year-old women. And so it was like the perfect mix of people at the concert. There wasn't a bunch of like little high school girls or, you know, pre-teens or anything. - It was like Will and Grace exploded all over the place. - Yes, pretty much. - Okay. - It was pretty much Will and Grace. It was the fags and their hags everywhere. - Okay. - So, it was a lot of fun. And on my date, I had a lot of fun on my date. I went, oh, I keep forgetting, we talked about this last time. I did not have a date for the concert. And so I decided to ask a guy that I've been talking to online for a little while. And it was essentially our first date. We had never been per person. And we went out to dinner beforehand. And we was in the concert. We had a great time. He had like nine beers. He's like this tall. Sorry, this tall meant like five, nine. - Okay. - And he's a little otter, kind of cub, an alternative cub with like 10 tattoos. And Hugh's hell. We had a great time and went back to his place and had a little nooki after the concert. - Well, he owed you. You did take him to a Britney Spears concert. - Apparently, but that's not what I meant. You know, I didn't want that. I mean, I didn't want that to happen like that because I've not heard from him since. So I think really our little Trist that we had afterwards was just all about. - Well, I guess I got to blow you 'cause I got to see, you know, pieces of me live. - Yeah, right. So, I mean, I just, I've not heard from him since. - Well, I'm sorry to hear that. - He's really depressed. - You did seem a little down when we talked about that last week. - Yeah, I'm still a little peeved about it just because, you know, we spent two weeks talking on the phone, you know, talking online on the phone. We were talking on the phone like an hour a night and then not to hear from him again, period. Dude. So, well, I wouldn't take it personally. You just disappointed him. - Well, yeah. I mean, if I'm too fat in person, that's fine. - You're not too fat in person. You're just fat enough. (laughing) - I know, right? (laughing) I mean, he's like five, nine and a hundred, six, fifty pounds or some shit. He says, like, on his profile, he's like 180 pounds. It's one of the few people I've seen who've lied about their weight in the wrong direction. - Well, if he's an otter, he wants to, you know, attract the biggens. - Well, and maybe that was the problem. Maybe I'm not big enough. Like with Nate, the guy from Rustin who moved to Texas. - Oh, okay. Well, 'cause everything's bigger in Texas. - Well, yeah. So, so yeah. So that was Britney Spears. And I had an adventure this weekend. - I saw that on your Facebook. You drove like six hours to go see a movie or something? - Yes. I have this, okay. So remember when I was dating the Greek and I was also dating another guy right around that same time? - I'm just gonna say yes because they all kind of blend together for me. - Yeah. - So I'll just say sure, yes, absolutely. - Yeah. - The other guy, yeah. That's it, the other guy. - Yeah, so the other guy, I haven't really talked too much. He kind of disappeared after I stopped talking to him. He was originally supposed to move to Baton Rouge. He didn't. He got like a staff infection or something and ended up having to stay with his mom. - What? - Sorry. - He got a stab at it. Like it's his everyday occur. And so he got a stab infection. Sorry. - Well, I mean, he was hospitalized for like a week. And so it kind of messed up his move 'cause he'd already like moved out of his apartment and was on his way to Baton Rouge when they, you know, when I was about to leave for Baton Rouge. So he got stuck in Natchez and Mississippi and we hadn't really talked much and we started talking in the last couple of weeks and he invited me down for us to go hang out and go see a movie. Well, where he lives now is an hour and a half away. So I drove an hour and a half to go see him. And when I got there, he was like, yeah, I really want to see Pandora 'em. And 'cause this is such a small little town where he was in Natchez, they have a fourth or four, a fourth theater theater. And so we had to drive an hour and a half to get to Baton Rouge. - Oh my God. - Oh, to go see Pandora, which is like, you know, two hours. So we get there five minutes before the movie starts and we leave immediately after the movie yet. And so my one trip to Baton Rouge, so far as I'm living in Louisiana, has been just to see a movie that I could've seen here. - Well, that's about right for you, so. (laughing) - And so yeah, so between going to Natchez and then going to Baton Rouge and then back, it was six hours to see a two hour movie. But we had a, you know, I haven't been on an adventure like that in, since college. - Well, that's fun to do everyone's. Was the movie at least any good? - Yes, the movie was good, I enjoyed it. It's more science fiction-y than horror-y, but definitely worth, you know, certainly worth the rental when it comes out on DVD, not for you because you don't like movies with scares, like, no, no, I don't enjoy movies with scares like that. - It's like a vent horizon meets Wally. (laughing) - Wow, okay. (laughing) - Anybody who's seen it will probably be like, "Oh yeah!" - There's a title for episode 118. It's a vent horizon meets Wally. (laughing) - So, it didn't do very well in the box office, but. - No, I don't think, I don't think Dennis Quaid has the star appeal that he used to. - No, apparently not, but what's his name? The one who's in Six Feet Under and it was kind of gross in Six Feet Under, who was Claire's boyfriend for a little while, and it kind of went crazy and I think eventually killed himself. Did he kill himself? - The guy that was Ben Foster, is that the one who's in it? - Yes. - He didn't kill him, did he kill himself? - In Six Feet Under? - No, didn't he just go gay? - In Six Feet Under? Maybe that's it. I thought he went gay and then it killed himself. - No, the one, the one that looks like the devil, Eric Balfour or whatever, he kind of went crazy and sort of just left her car 'cause he was high on something one time. - Right. - And then the other one, I think he just sort of started, like, he started boning that weird Arab professor that I hated. - Yes. - I'm random Six Feet Under conversation. - 'Cause apparently now, because I won't go to the Holocaust museum, I hate Jews and Arabs. (laughing) - Taylor works on the Middle East process. The other titles of the 20 team. - Figure out a way for at least 10, 15 minutes of the movie, he's only in a pair of trunks that are about as tight as you could possibly have. - Hey, that would get my attention for 10 or 15 minutes of that movie. - Yes, it was, it was good to me. So, even though I think he's got like a 13 inch waist, so, it was bastard. - Yeah, well, you could tell he was super skinny in the last X-Men movie. - Yeah. - So, X-Men movie, now that piece of shit Wolverine. - Right. - We saw on glorious bastards. - Really? - Yeah, we saw that last weekend, so. - Cool. - It was, it was good. - I was supposed to, I was supposed to see Whiteout today, but I had a date, but he canceled, 'cause he thinks he has swine flu. - What are you doing to these people? One has a staff infection, another has swine flu. - I don't know, call me Typhoid Mary, I guess. (laughing) - Typhoid Rodan. - No, Typhoid Mary actually applies there. (gasps) Well, you are going to be the versatile bottom tomorrow. (laughing) Okay, so, we are at like 35, 36 minutes prior to editing, and we are actually able to see each other on video, and there is no Taffy to stop us from doing geek speak. And at this point now, she's been listening for about 35 minutes, so she's completely lost, she's lost interest, so we can talk about whatever, and she's not gonna miss anything. So, what do you wanna talk about as far as nerd things? Buy to those of you who don't like listening to this stuff, but we're gonna talk about nerd stuff a little while. - Sorry. Well, I did see on the blog where you're saying how that guy from iFanboy is kinda cute. - Josh Flanagan. - So, yeah, so on Tivo, they had like the 200 episode of iFanboy for download, so I downloaded it, he is kinda cute. - He is cute, he's very, very cute. - So, I just wanna say that since you're talking about geek speak, have you been keeping up with, trying to think what I'll premiere this week? - I think I've only caught up on reality shows so far. - I'm all caught up on all of my shows. We just watched the new Cleveland show, The Family Guy's got on. - Oh, I'm not seeing that yet, I Tivo'd it tonight. - It's Family Guy Light. I mean, it's pretty much, it's-- - It actually went to be Family Guy Dark. - Yeah, well, wow, wow, and now you know. So, apparently I hate Jews already and hates blacks. Sorry, Joe and Dallas. - I love Joe and Dallas. - I love Joe and Dallas, too. Now, it was very not, it was cute. It served its purpose. We're gonna keep Tivo in it for a little while, but are DVR-ing it 'cause we didn't have a Tivo. Family Guy tonight was hysterical. - I heard that and I, so what I had done is I have stopped watching American Dad, stopped watching Family Guy until they come out on DVD. So, I know I'm gonna buy all this season, so I'm not gonna spend time now watching this, do the same thing with the Simpsons, even though they're like six years behind of where they really are, so. - Family Guy, I would watch it on Hulu. I'm actually thinking about posting it on the blog. - Really? - It was that fun. It's very quick, short bursts of, the first joke out of the gun tonight, both Bob Blue and I laughed out loud really hard. And it would make Taffy laugh 'cause Taffy doesn't watch anything like that normally, but it would totally make her laugh. So, no, I am close to dropping Project Runway. - Yeah, I care less. I watched it earlier this week, and I was like, oh, whatever. I watched America's Top Model, and I liked the episode, even though I don't think I like to win home, trying to think now. - The lesbian went home. - The lesbian with all the tattoos went home. Oh, spoiler alert, Lulu went home. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh yeah, 'cause, yeah, yeah. But I have to, I, T-vode heroes, and I don't care. I haven't watched it yet, and I just don't care. - Bob Blue sat and watched it, and I watched a few minutes of it with him, and was like, yeah, I'm kinda glad I dropped this last year. It really holds no interest to me. Oh, speaking of T-v shows, though, I did get Bob Blue to watch the very first two episodes of the Mary Tyler Moore Show. - Really? - He watched them last night, because he had no choice. (laughing) And he laughed very hard through the whole thing, but tonight when I said, let's watch a couple more episodes, he went, no, so I think I might've lost that battle, but I've got the first four seasons, and I've only ever watched the first whole season on DVD, so I've just decided I'm gonna watch all of them. The fifth season comes out mid-October, or something, so I'm gonna watch that then. I also have made another pretty big decision, and that I am giving up individual issues of comic books, completely. - Yeah, we were talking about that. Hell, we were talking about that back in either June or January. - Well, at that point, I was only doing like, I only have like five or six titles, and now I'm really down to three or four, and they're kind of shitty. Like each of the titles that I collect is really shitty, so I've just decided, you know what? I'm just gonna start collecting trade paperbacks, and I'm very big into Green Lantern right now, and I bought another Green Lantern shirt today. - I'm big into Green Lantern. Oh wait, you're talking about the comic book, not Ryan Reynolds. - No, I'm into Ryan Reynolds, too. (laughing) - Ryan Reynolds can sling his ring any time he wants. (laughing) And by ring, I mean his load all over me, and I would be totally about that. But, oh, Ryan Reynolds. Okay, anyway, Green Lantern, that's what I was talking about. Yeah, I wanna have all the T-shirts, and I bought a shirt today, and it was the wrong size. The size that they had in the little bag, I pulled it out and was like, there's no way this is the size that would fit me, and then looked at it, and it was a large, and while I am large, it's not large enough. I'm like, this would go around my neck, and that's about it. - Oh, what Green Lantern shirt did you get? - Well, I have the green shirt, and I have the orange lantern shirt, and this was the indigo lantern, but they didn't, so I'm gonna take it back, and I'm gonna demand that they give me the proper shirt. - Demand? You wanna give me the mitties? - And the weird, geeky, nerdy, trolly guy that works at my shop, he was, he and I had this big conversation about it today. I'm not, he's either, I think he's probably bi. He's either bi or gay, I don't know what, but he always is very talkative when I come in. - So he doesn't have a picture on Adam for Adam, but he likes to get his cocksucked. - I think he would like to get his cocksucked by anybody, and at this point he's figuring, you know what, there's probably a dude out there that'll blow me, so he's like that, kind of. (laughs) But he's always very, very nice to me, and we had this big conversation about the Green Lantern today, and I'm reading this, I'm reading actually like a horror series called The Exterminators, which is, - I think I heard of that actually. - It's about a bug, they're called Bug Be Gone, it's about exterminators, but there's this like, you know, medicine, or there's this like poison that they're trying to like, kill the bugs with, but it's got this mutative effect that's actually making them stronger, and people are using it for drugs, but if they use it too much, then their insides explode, and it's, not normally something that I would really like, but they talked about it on Josh Flanagan, talked about it on I Fanboy, so I started reading it, and it's only five trade paperbacks, and then the whole series is done, it's almost like a maxi series, but I think it was like 30 issues, so, and I bought the third one today, so. - Did you, I've been watching Vampire Diaries after, I told Bob Loonaut to even bother with it, I think I watched it tonight, and I walked away mid-episode, and I completely forgot I was watching it. - He was watching it the other night, and I did come out and watch a few minutes with him, and I thought, these people are so grossly pretty, like they're ridiculously, okay, you look like a 25 year old supermodel and you're supposed to be a junior in high school, I don't think so. - Well, and the guy from Lost, Boone, I can't remember his real name, but he was kind of cute, on Lost, and now he just looks creepy. I mean, there's just like-- - Was he the good vampire or the bad vampire, 'cause I only watched about three minutes of it. - The bad vampire, so he was on Lost for a while, and oh my God, is he disgusting. So I walked away mid-episode, and I called my mom. I just, and I'm watching it on Tivo, not like live or anything, I'm watching it on Tivo, so next thing I know, the Tivo dings at me, I'm like, what the hell? So, yeah, I like never do that. - That doesn't speak well until it was very weird. - We gave up on Parks and Recreation. - Oh, I watched the episode this week, and I could care less. - We watched the episode last week with the gay penguins, and I just didn't care. The office this week had some very, very funny parts in it, I thought. - I have not, the office is another one where I'm only watching the DVDs, so I'm assisting. - I will say, without telling you anything about it, there was a point at the office where I actually was angry at Michael. - Really? - It was one of these, I mean, and that shows, I guess, how well the show is, how a comedy is written, that I can become so emotionally attached. Usually you do that with like dramas and stuff. To where I was actually one point thought, I don't know, if this is where they're taking this this season, I don't know that I'm gonna be able to watch the show anymore. - Well, and that's the thing with the British version of the office, for me, watching the two series, I didn't watch the specials, but watching the two series for the British office, is that you hate the Michael Scott character in the British, I mean, you feel sorry for him, and you just, it's like, you don't like him at all. And it's, yeah, that was hard for me to adapt to, took me a couple episodes, kind of get that, and get the, this is where they're taking you, and you have to be okay for the ride. - Yeah, so, no, I didn't, it was very tough to watch. - Did you watch Modern Family? - No, but I've heard nothing but good things about it, so I'm probably gonna watch it on abc.com. - It was hilarious. - Was it really? Okay, it looked, the commercials for it looked very funny. So when is Ugly Betty coming back? - I have no idea, and Cougar Town, and I almost don't care. And Cougar Town, what with Courtney Cox, does she still have the RCAT, was much better than I was thinking, I think it's set in Sarasota, Naples. - Is it really? It's supposed to be set in like, in Florida? - Yeah, yeah, it's set in Florida, and so they have a bunch of like, beachy scenes and stuff, and not beachy scenes, but like houses on the water, and it actually looks like it may actually be filmed in Southwest Florida somewhere, but it's probably just filmed in California, I'm sure. - Yeah, I'm sure. - I mean, some of the views look like that really, let's look like Florida, but it was awkward in all the right ways, in the ways that accidentally on purpose was not. - Oh God, you're watching all sorts of new shows. - I know. - See, Jenna Elfman to me, it's all I can see, she is like Tom Cruise, where all I see is bat shit crazy Scientologist. - She's a Scientologist? - Oh, she's like deep into Scientology, yeah. And unfortunately, that's all I see when I see her, which is bad, I probably shouldn't, probably speaks to the horrible human being I am, but that's just, if that keeps me from wasting 20 minutes of my life watching an old Darmin' Greg, then I'm okay with that. - Yeah, right, so that means you hate Jews, A-Rabs, and Scientologists. - But you hate blacks, except for Joe and Dallas. - Except for Joe and Dallas. - Who else can we offend? - That my step, dad and sisters. (both laugh) - Let's see, what else, what else is there to talk about? - I just found out tonight from Nessa, that apparently, even though I have guitar hero stuff, I can play Beatles rock band. - I heard that you could do that, I just wasn't sure if you could do that. - She sent me a link, which I will actually post on the blog, where it's something like rockband.com, where you can actually check out, it's sort of like a graph, where you can show what instruments you have and what games it'll work with, and pretty much the guitar hero, world tour stuff, will work with everything, with the exception of rockband one. - Sweet! - It'll work with rockband two, and all the other stuff, so. - And you know how many people have probably bought the Beatles' whole band kit? - I know, and that was the thing that kept me. I would have totally bought the game when it came out two weeks ago, except that I thought I really don't feel like, and it wasn't even that I wanted to spend the money, 'cause I had the money. I didn't want more shit piling up in my living room, of like another set of drums and another guitar. - Well, but then it explains why they're selling the game separately too, like everywhere, so. - Well, 'cause for people who already have the rockband stuff, that way they don't like it just by the game. Like they have those extra song packs that you can buy for like $30. - So that means you can buy all those extra song packs for rockband for world tour too. So like ABBA and. - Well, the ABBA one is something with, that's not a rockband one that. - Oh, that's that Singstar one. - Sing, Singstar one, yeah. But the rock band, like they have a country pack and an alternative pack and all that sort of stuff. I don't know if those work with rockband one and rockband two, I'm not sure. Nessa, can you tell us about that? Can you tell us if those work? (laughing) But, so that's, and I'm still playing City of Heroes, and now Tank is playing City of Heroes as well. Though I've only got really come once or twice. - And do you still have your City of Heroes account? - I do, I think I did until I lost my credit card when we went to Florida for gay days, and I lost my credit card and it was attached to that, so I don't think I've paid, so it's probably canceled now. But I know that was the one thing I forgot to change. And I only got like one email about it, they never sent me anything else. - No, they probably just, they probably do. It might be where it's just paused until you pay. - Yeah. - Go back to other stuff. - I should check. - Yeah. - How do you download the Mac version? So I have to play on this screen, I wouldn't play on this screen. - Oh yeah, no, you definitely wanna play on the big screen. Yeah, you just have to go to City of Heroes.com. - Okay. - Okay, sweet. - All right. - All right, well, we're at about 50 minutes, so, and I'll probably edit a little bit out, so why don't we just wrap things up? - Yeah, oh, I didn't tell 'em about, tell you about the college kid I had sex with him one day. - Oh, well, we'll finish with that. We started with a three-way, we'll end with a college kid. (laughing) - There's this 19-year-old, 19-year-old, I've been talking to. - God. - I know, right? 19-year-old. - The one that went to the frat parties, you talked about it like two weeks ago. - Oh, the frat, yeah. So I actually had sex with him on Monday, 'cause he was all whining about how no one likes him and blah, blah, blah, and I was horny. - So you showed him how much you like him by doing him and then tossing him away? - Well, well, here's the thing is that I let him taught me. I know, and let me just say that I hope when I was 19, I had at least a little bit more finesse than just stick it in and pound. Because it was not-- - Stick it in and pound the other titles, episode 118. (laughing) - It was not a fun experience at all. - So he didn't even ease in, he just sort of-- - He kinda used to, I mean, I'm like twice a size or like, you know, I made him ease in, but still. It was-- - Oh, God. - Okay, wait a minute, so it was-- - Well, I mean, I forced him to go easy. - He tried to not, and so I like pushed him back. - Well, he probably, does he have a lot of experience? - Based on kind of how he talks, you would think he does, but based on that experience-- - He has a lot of experience watching online porn is what he does, where pretty much they, you know, he doesn't realize that there's all sorts of things going on behind the scenes where they warm up a little bit before they jam it in. - Right, and that was exactly it. I mean, you could tell he was just, and he has like no reaction, so like you blow him, or he's just stone cold quiet the whole time, and just kind of like, it was probably the worst sexual experience I've had until Wednesday night. (laughing) When I was traveling, and I had a guy over, and this goes back to my powder comment early in the beginning, "Gentlemen, if you think your crotch sweats, use the gold bond, medicated powder, it's not just for your feet, it's also for your cock." - There you go. - So, because there's nothing gross or-- - Well, what did that get all chalky in your mouth then? - Well, but shower before you come over, or something. - Okay, well, did he have like, you know, dailed funk or something? - I don't think it was dale, I think it was like, from the day, so-- - But it was all like, gross, sweaty, broccoli crotch. (laughing) And so, I went to-- - Broccoli crotch, that's the other title of episode 118. - And so, he like, he went down, he was great, given, you know, great, given head to me, and so I go to reciprocate, and, oh my God, it was so bad, I was like-- (laughing) Just, and I was like, visually like that, because I just, I was tired, I'm just gonna hold it in anymore, I was like, oh God. And so, I pretty much just flipped over on my back, and just put his head back down, my crotch until I came. That was it, and then I had him leave, just because it was, it was just bad. So-- - Now, do you have pictures of all these people? - I don't. - Okay, why don't you-- - I guess some of them I do. - Yeah, yeah, you're gonna send me pictures after we finish up tonight, 'cause I wanna see what all these people look like. All these sad, lonely human beings in the Southeastern, you hemisphere of the country, hemisphere, that's not the right word, but you know what I mean? - Yeah. - That are knocking on your door at three in the morning only to be told they have broccoli crotch, and then shunned. - You need to get out. - You need to get out, you need your cauliflower asshole. (laughing) And on that note, okay, well, as always, you can go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. Give us a call at 206-202-5165, and be sure to check out our Facebook group. Okay, so I love potismicopilot. And also-- - Yay! - Yay! And also, if you haven't already checked it out, be sure to download the video that proceeds this episode. It's our latest episode, episode, video, episode 45. That is, if you're missing Taffy, then you can watch Taffy as she cooks some wonderful autumn side dishes. So, I've done a couple of cooking videos. - I downloaded it today, I started watching, and then I had to go, so-- - Yeah, and I got to use all the new I-movie stuff, 'cause she just sent me the files, and-- - Nice. - Then, yeah, kind of like you're supposed to do with the music video, or the music episode that you still haven't done. - I wrote down all the songs I was going to do, and I meant to tape it last weekend, but then I didn't wake up until 2.30 in the afternoon, because I got home at 4.30 from the otter. So, the alternative otter. - All right, well, just, yeah, just, if you can do that, that way we have a backup in case we have technical issues, like we seem to have been having the last couple of weeks, and I'll have it just sort of in the queue, as it were. - Yes, I got some messages on Facebook, saying that we were podfading, and I think it's just technical issues. - Yeah, no, we are just, for some reason, the last couple of weeks, I don't know what it is, but there seems to be a problem with somebody's track each week, and as such, we've had to do other things. We are not planning on podfading. Trust me, I have been worried about it as well, feeling like, oh my God, we're not putting out as much as we were. Also, while I'll talk about this real briefly, and then we'll go, I mentioned a couple of months ago that I was started a medication for diabetes called biata. - Right. - And as one of the side effects, other than the fact that I couldn't, well, okay, I had gastro-intestinal issues, let's just leave it at that. - Okay. - Yeah, but another side effect was that I was, pretty much my entire summer was just listlessness and no energy and no drive to do anything. So, it was kind of normal, but not really. - So, no, thank you for that, I think. It was Taffy and Babaloo saw me more than anybody, and they would tell you both that I mean really, whereas normally I'm interested in going out and doing things I pretty much just wanted to, I was miserable to be around. So as compared to the usual of me, I just inserted that joke for you, so you didn't have to say it. Ooh, my voice crack, like Peter Brady. But I'm off that medication now, and I'm actually going to see a nutritionist tomorrow. So, where she's going to help me get my food plan and check and all that sort of stuff through my insurance, and supposedly I'm going to be dropping the pounds, like, they're hot, which they are because it's September, and I'm a fat man, and we tend to get in. - Drop it like it's hot. - Drop it like it's hot, exactly. So, I'm sure we'll have stories about that as, you know, when Taffy said today, she goes out, how are you going to feel? When she tells you you can't have carbs, they said, I'll feel fine, she'll be holding your teeth in her mouth when I punch her in the face. But, so apparently I hate women too. Let's go back, I hate Jews, Arabs. Who is the other group? - Arabs. - I said that. - Oh, I hate black people. - You hate black people, and I hate women. - Women, yes. - Yeah, and you're wearing all white, much like a Klan member. Well, you are in Louisiana, so. - In Louisiana, yeah. - We're so going to get letters, okay. - This is why we should be trusted to do a show by ourselves. - This is, who would have thought that we need Taffy here to actually moderate us? - I know, right? - That's saying something, that's why you and I are not allowed to do one of these ever again by ourselves. All right, guys, everybody have a good week. This is Taylor. - Andrew Dan. - The three of us should be back next week with episode 119 of Pot is My Co-Pilot. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to Pot is My Co-Pilot. With Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, Andrew Dan. Doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)