Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 112 - The Bold And The Babalu, or The Insemination of A Bull
Rodan's an invalid, Taffy's a cheer mom, and Taylor's a masochist against everyone's favorite Cuban boyfriend. And we hate bland Rom-Com actresses....well, two of us do. We are Pod Is My Copilot.
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[music] If Taylor, Taffy, and Rodan were Charlie's angels, who would be Sabrina? It's time for another episode of Pot is My Co-Pilot with Taylor and the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle-Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids! They're flugenarked! Jesus Christ! Which is Norwegian for good evening! You lucky dog, you just downloaded episode 112 of Pot is My Co-Pilot with your house. Yay! Yay! With your house Taylor the Latte Boy. Hola! Rodan, Taffy Carlisle-Huffington, hang on, sorry, I'm a bit full of myself this evening. Wow, and that's so unlike you. It's so rare. How are my boys this evening? I'm doing okay. I'm tired. I've had a crazy weekend. I'm a muscle relaxer. I'm happy. What? What did you do? I pulled a muscle in my back. Or somebody pulled their muscle on your back. I said, "What's his name?" Yeah, no, no boys were involved. Girls taking a walk on the wild side. Just to help this little girl. Limp and muddy under the floorboards of your house. She wouldn't stay under there, I had to keep pushing her, and that's how I hurt my back. She just wanted to watch all your Hello Kitty DVDs. Yeah, that bitch had to go. So what did you do? Fall off another ladder? No, no, no. I've been, or I was pug sitting. So for my friend, Professor Dr. Scott, so I was watching Daisy his pug. And he had this little, you know, travel kennel, and she hates going in it. So I had this smaller kennel for Riley, and I was thinking, "I'll just bring that out." She couldn't hang out there when I'm at work. Well, you know, I get this brainstorm, you know, while I'm getting ready for work. So I'm brushing my teeth, the towels around me. So I go into the box room, and go to lift the kennel up, like with one arm, like I'm all strong and shit. I get it to about the kennels, like, right at my head. And all of a sudden I heard this, you know, just like a little tiny pop. And just like, "What the hell?" And I couldn't move for a second, and I couldn't breathe. Oh dear. Oh my God. Toothbrush in hand, you know, like mid, like, eh, it's like going into the light of the toothbrush. And I'm like, "What the hell?" So, drop the kennel. Did you pull something? Well, that's not the last, that's not the first time that you've been naked with a vibrating apparatus in your hand in a cage. So... It's a typical Wednesday night in the Rodan house. Yeah. Well, the one thing I wasn't sure about was, you know, I'm in the lot of pain, so I'm trying to keep moving. Like, I was thinking that was probably the right thing to do, and it hurt. I couldn't breathe, because it was like the middle of my back where the muscle pulled. And so, I laid down for a second. Oh, that was the stupid thing it could have possibly ever done. Because it's me, Erdel, the turtle, on his back, trying to figure out from 45 minutes how the hell I'm going to get turned over. The visual of that is pleasing me. I have to tell you, I'd be honest with you. I mean, I couldn't lift my head, and I couldn't lift my legs. It was just like, "I don't know what I'm going to do." You did promise us a video podcast. This was a prime opportunity miss. Speaking of which, I promised a video podcast. I sent you all the files yet. I have not seen it anywhere. It's going to be uploaded right before I upload this one, Miss Interrupter. Rodan was in the middle of a story. How very dare you? She had a thought. She couldn't hold it in. Puffuck you. Go ahead. I digress. Go ahead. So, eventually, like an hour, you know, because, you know, I'm such a trooper. I eventually get to the office, and by the end of the day, I'm in so much pain. I just kind of hobble to my car and go to the doctor's office. And he touches my back, right? He touches it. Yeah, I think you pull the muscle. Gives me, like, you know, prescriptions for 500 milligrams of a leave and 750 megahertz or megahertz. I said mega pixels earlier. Here, attached to these ear balls while I flip this switch. Yeah. So, is it your sciatic? No, I don't know. It's like mid-back. I mean, he didn't even tell me anything about it. He just said, yeah, you pull the muscle. It's mid-back, like, right below my shoulder blade. Oh, then it's not your sciatic. I was going to say, is it your sciatic? Like, one of your butt cheeks? Like, that general? Yeah, it's right above. Yeah. Well, that's not cool. No, but I did take that opportunity to have the doctor fill up my balls, so. Well, then it wasn't a total loss. No, it wasn't a total loss. Well, he is a vet. That is what he did. [laughter] He's a doctor in Louisiana, so you were in between, you know. He was a doctor in Louisiana, so not only did I get my balls felt up, but I got a shot. So, because you can't go to the doctor here in Louisiana without getting a steroid shot. Your equines, yeah. [laughter] Well, when your ever appointment is between the spading of a cocker spaniel and the assimilation of a bull. [laughter] Not a bully insemination of a bull. God damn it. [laughter] So close. The assimilation of a bull. That's first title to episode 112. Oh, nice. [laughter] Lord. [laughter] You're a man. Well, I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling bad. I mean, I feel much better now. Of course you are, you're on drugs. Well, yeah. For someone who constantly finds himself a new and interesting, flexible positions on a daily, if not, you know, hourly basis, you hurt yourself more than anybody else I know. You know, you are the last person who could say that. You've had more medical drama than anyone else I know. When was the last time I had a medical drama? Seriously. Probably about a year, I guess. Maybe. What was my medical drama? I don't know. What was the last time you had those, like, pussy things? [laughter] Wow. Wow. Do you know if I want to know anyone? [laughter] Wow. I think the last medical drama he has was his leg. Well, that's true. No, you had mouth medical drama, but that's not really medical. Well, that's a wisdom, too. That's mental. When I had my cellulitis, but that was years ago. That was two years ago, I think. Was it? Yeah. Yeah, because that was when Taffy came up with the name pod as my co-pilot. I was high in an emergency room when she flew open. [laughter] She flew open the curtain. I threw up the curtain. I threw up the curtain. I have news. So, really, our title is drug-induced? Yes. Exactly. Well, I wasn't on drugs. He was. Okay. Good point. You were snorting lines off a key. [laughter] Why you're sitting on Central Avenue and down down safety. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds like something that could potentially be harmful. Not sure. Speaking of potentially harmful, I believe that you have a house full of estrogen right now. Oh. Poor tank. Poor tank. I got to be honest with you right now. Well, actually, now is a lot better than it was four hours ago, because four hours ago we had 22 people in our house for a parent meeting because tonight all the junior high cheerleaders are sleeping at our house right now while I'm recording this. Oh, my gosh. Even a little 13-year-olds, yeah, in the house. And not to mention, you know, poor Lollipop, who I really think has really, she has blossomed in this because she has basically said, "Okay, you people have way too much energy. It's time for practice." And they were like, "What?" And they were like, "Oh, yeah. Yeah. They go to cheer camp tomorrow." So, Lollipop took it upon herself to get them whipped into shape. So she made them jog in the rain, and then they had to do stunting in the pool, and they were all crazy, and then they, you know, they had all these team bonding things they were doing, and they've been very, very silly and very funny. Can you really call finger-banging team bonding? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, lord. I have anything they need to learn how to eat out first, but anyways. Nice. Thank you for that. Thank you. I thank you very much. The later advanced courses of finger-banging while eating out. Okay. Again. I just, I don't need that visual of something. I don't need, I don't need that visual either. This one doesn't end, of course. Okay. I have to lower my voice, but as there is in every societal grouping of people, you know, one of these little girls is the proverbial Karen. The friend that nobody likes. Oh. And this is a nightmare child, except she is not a nightmare child, like most nightmare children. She is the nightmare child of, "Hi, Mrs. Huffington. I really like your house. It's really, really pretty. Oh, my gosh. This is beautiful. I love this room. Where did you get this? Oh, my God. It almost goes to the point of noxious sleeping nice to you that then you don't trust her at all. I'm not sure the kid come up and go, "I hate you." She's like a female Eddie Haskell, right? Yeah. She's totally a female. I have met this child. She is a total female Eddie Haskell. And she is just a nightmare. But no, they're all here. They're here until tomorrow at 11 o'clock. And then they have to be escorted out to their resort. They're having their camp at and they're very, very funny. I swear to God, though, listening to them is like listening to Taylor and Babaloo and Tank and I sit at the Starbucks at night because they are the caddiest group of little girls you've ever heard except they're all, the caddies, but they're spot on. That's what kills me. They're talking about John and Kate plus eight because one little girl brought like one of those, it's not teen magazine, but it's like an us or something. I don't know what it's called. One little girl says, "I think John and Kate are just stupid." And she goes, "Why?" And she goes, "Please." She goes, "The only reason that they even had that television show is so that girl could get famous." And her husband left her because she was a nightmare. And I even said, "Now, do you guys just repeating stuff you've heard?" And she's like, "No." She's like, "Have you ever seen them?" They were spot on on every single thing they talked about. They talked about, of course, all the people from Twilight and all the people from this and that and the other. And they were very insightful, you know, to be 13. Of course, I didn't tell me about them because I don't want them to think that they're insightful at 13 because all they all need is, you know, to be more narcissistic. That's our job. I can say, as opposed to people who, you know, sit and talk to each other and then broadcast or other people listen to. But anyway. Because what we say is so important when we talk to one another that other people need to share in it. I agree. So, yes. So that's what's going on in the Huffington House this evening. Excellent. Lovely. Well, I had an interesting evening last night. And how so? As I mentioned last night, back when, back, back way back in 2006, let me take you back to September of 2006 when Mr. Charlie Calhoun and I broke up and the process of breaking up. We had a conversation where I said, you just wait and see, one of these nights, we're totally going to have a night where you and your new boyfriend and me and my new boyfriend are going to sit down and have dinner together, to which drum response was never going to happen. It happened last night. And how was that? It was really nice. Is that your way of saying told you so? Kind of, yeah. Yeah. But not just to him. I'm saying it to hundreds of other people at the same time. Well, good. Good. No, we had a really nice night last night. We went over to the Calhoun Bagash compound where we had dinner. One thing, drum was a very good cook in many regards, but one thing that he always made that I loved was his chicken enchiladas, which I believe actually was a Taffy recipe first. Is that correct? That is correct. Okay. And Taffy taught drum how to make it. And then drum, that was always just an amazing thing. So forever, I've been saying, you know, I need your enchiladas and not in the way that that normally sounds. He said, you know, why don't you guys come over for enchiladas and we'll have a good time. So I brought over a bunch of Wii games because they have a Wii there too. And we sat around and caught up about stuff and had margaritas and then we had really, really good enchiladas. And then we had my wonderful cupcakes that I made that I'm very proud of. They are beautiful, by the way. Yes. I had, I made Blackberry cornmeal cupcakes from my new personal Bible, the Martha Stewart's cupcake cookbook, which is just going to be a whole julie and julia thing. Yes, exactly. Don't think for a second I didn't think about that. Once a week, I'm going to make new cupcakes. No, it's, they're, they're really good. And when we were looking through the book in Barnes and Noble, at one point, I actually saw something when, yes, really loud in the cafe as I was slipping through it and made everybody look at me. Because again, narcissism, hurrah, shocking, yes. But we had a lot of fun last night and, and hung out with everybody and got to spend time with Hershey and Bug, their pugs. Did you take your pugs too? No. I love the pugs here. However, there is news, there is news that I don't believe Miss Taffy Carlisle Huffington is aware of yet, but I'm going to share with her right now. What? John Goodman has a boyfriend. Oh, I actually knew that. Sorry. Okay. Well, what do you know about him? I know at the very little, okay. I haven't. All right. Then this is the best part of the story. Apparently, John Goodman and said boyfriend met each other 27 years ago when he came to come down from up north visiting for like a summer, like they, I don't know. She beats herself on the sand and he helped roll her back in. I don't know. But apparently they met that one summer and then never spoke to each other again. He got married like and was married for 24 years. They got divorced the day that they decided to get divorced. He said there's somebody that I want to, I want to meet up with. Is it pretty much like ask us where permission if it's okay if he contacted her how he had her number. Nobody seems to know. But he contacted her Wow from up north and apparently drum and lola and bagach have all met him. And it's normal. It's eyes. He's real. Apparently. They said that he's very nice. They said that he came to dinner in a muscle shirt. Oh, that's about right. And but they said that they said, and I think they said these got fucked up teeth. I don't remember or not. But they also said that he he was very, very. Very nice. And that he, you know, apparently could, you know, hold his own with conversation with drum and lola, which can be kind of a scary thing to do. And apparently once again, she sat mute the entire night. So well, good, good for her then. There's a lid for every pot, bellied person out there and John Goodman has found her bow. Wow. Good for her. Roseanne lives. Yes. Wow. Well, good. Good. So now we just need a transition to get us out of this. So but no, dinner was fun. My cupcakes were good. We had a no computer day here at the house yesterday. Oh, it was actually, it was actually, I decided Friday night when we were we surprise, surprise met the Huffington's for coffee at Starbucks Friday night. What? Yeah, what? Shocking. And as we were leaving, I said, I have an idea, which is never good and Babaloo kind of went okay. And I said, I say tomorrow morning, we don't turn on the computers and we see if we can go all day without the computers. And he said that was a good idea. And I was good till about three o'clock. And then I was actually pacing the house at one point, like looking for things to do, which there's a million things around here to do, but you know, I, excuse me, I burped. Again, classy. You can only reorganize the spice rack so many times before you're like, I just want to check my email. That's all I want to do. I, I opted not to and we, there was discussion on the way home from drums that, you know, I was like, okay, what's quarter after, it's quarter after 11. By the time we get home, it'll be about quarter to 12. I'm turning out the computer at midnight and then I thought, no, I'm just going to go to bed because I knew at that point, if I turn on the computer, I would have been up till three trying to find out what Kristen Bell had been, or Kristen Stewart or whoever the girl from Twilight had been up to that day. Yeah. Sloppy snooter. Yeah. She's so gross. Well, last night we went to Ebore for a half birthday party because, um, one of a couple friends of ours, her birthday is December 25th. And so every single birthday she always has is always Christmas dinner. And so her husband wanted to play on a half birthday, like a Christmas in July type birthday party. And it was a surprise for hers. We were at the Laughing Cat, which is a great restaurant over in Ebore except it has one flaw and last night we experienced the flaw. Every time we've ever been there, we've always went for Mark's birthday. Mark's birthday is in February when it's cold. So I take it not really great ice, ice, ice cream, air conditioning. The only air conditioning they have is in the kitchen and then they blow it out to the dining room. Oh, hell no. Which no one knew except I wasn't too bad. The only problem is that the place was packed and it's Italian. So it's garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic with no air with five million people. So I, you know, we kind of pushed through. I couldn't tell you the last time I was in Ebore City. Me either. I, you have an excuse, you're like a thousand miles away. I know, right? I live a half an hour away and I just, I don't see the appeal to it. I guess because I don't like bar popping. So that's, that's probably why they have great, great restaurants and there's tons of street seating and then you can people watch, which I know you love and the shopping is great. I don't know why. I don't like Ebore. I really like it. I think it just brings back the memories of him not picking up. Yes. That's it. It's post-traumatic stress disorder from boys at pleasure dome or whatever that was called before pleasure dome. It's called tracks. Tracks. Oh, tracks. I miss tracks. I miss dancing to RuPaul's supermodel of the world. Girl, you better watch. The highlight zone by two unlimited and you know, no limits by two unlimited and let's get ready for this by two unlimited and all those like click, the bush, the boop, whatever the hell all those damn, uh, 90s music was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible in a fun way though. So say 90s dance music was horrible. There was some good music in the 90s, but 90s dance music was essentially horrible. dance music essentially is horrible but I love dance music you I know you like all that techno crap no he doesn't that's what he's saying he says he doesn't like 90s dance music which is techno crap yeah I like very little yeah I like very little no no no no yeah I can't say that you can basically lying dance to it can you imagine me lying dancing don't answer that whatever you don't answer that now I believe the road Dan and I lying dance to when we break eight days that we did to that stupid cha-cha slide song I know that went in that Cuban shuffle or whatever it's the song I hate that they always play it the frickin bar here because how low can you go can you go down low and then my skirt gets hooked on your belt buckle and then everybody see you look it's Taffy sea biscuit the woman so the woman sitting across for me last night at dinner was Angela's sensei because she does martial arts okay so she's sitting across for me and she look the person who would play her in a movie would be Lily Tomlin circa nine to five but with a bowl haircut so Lily Tomlin and I hard hockey bees doesn't have a bowl haircut yes yes so she's sitting across for me and you know when you're used to a certain rapport I guess a certain kind of verbal exchange if you will then you come to expect that the norm is going to at least be able to hold their own there's going to be a little bit of witty repartee there's going to be a give and take there's gonna be some exchange that is somewhat you know somewhat stimulating unless you're sitting across from John Goodman well but then I'm stimulated in other ways just by the visceral idea of throwing up in my mouth that's nausea that's not stimuli so we're sitting there and this is the exact kind of conversations she would have you know the other day chocolate candy really sounded good so I got a piece and literally I'm sitting next to Aaron who is one of Tank's friends and he's very funny he's him and I are very inappropriate we're sitting and making fun of everybody else in the restaurant and we both look at each other and we're waiting it's kind of like you're kind of leaning in waiting for the joke because it was loud and and you're thinking did I miss something in that and so you'd wait a few more minutes and then she would say you know I've never had sweet potato nyokie before she was just one of those people who had no idea how to socially interact and God help her she was sitting across for me I know I won't point tanklings over and he goes I think you're scaring the stiffs and I'm like I'm sorry but you know it's like I'm trying to pull you know this woman is I'm trying to get her to hemorrhage some sort of words I getting nothing from her so so it was it was three hours of me going uh-huh then what happened oh what should you do this weekend besides get injured I want to date with I guess I'm calling the Greek the Greek yes because of back hair he is Harry he is Harry he makes lucky look like a bald bear so he's very Greek oh cuz lucky was Harry the he's the Greek is very Harry okay I'm assuming he is of Greek nationality he is has Greek in him just like you have Italian and you know I have Cuban in me on a regular basis right well was it a good date yeah I mean we're kind of in the whole beginning phases of figuring things out so it's it's there's a lot more awkwardness here than I'm used to so is it does he not give good woo no that's fine well yeah it's more than saying you know it's the conversation stuff that's kind of struggling with us right now so that's that's what good woo is oh good woo is is the art of stimulating without actually stimulating you know stimulating your brain as well as your business I guess apparently I just learned something and apparently the fact that you excitedly answered that question without knowing it we learned something about you and your date well I was taffy who's asked me a question I figured I knew what it was about no we that we couldn't doing that stuff on the date this weekend because my back was still no one asked he's inquiring minds he just assumed once no yeah right exactly what did you do then did you go to a movie I mean did you go to a movie we saw the ugly truth actually so that was actually why does everyone hate Captain Haggle so much because she's she's a sore it's because it's like the whole Kristen Dunst thing it's like all of a sudden because the loggers don't like them then all of a sudden everyone else I don't like Kirsten Dunst because Kirsten Montdunst apparently forgot to bathe or to forgot I don't like Kirsten Dunst because apparently Kirsten Dunst forgot to you know teach yourself how to bathe I fucked that joke up two times good luck with that I think Kristen I think whoever high go Catherine high go she was good and knocked up but there's something about her that's just so mediocre I don't see what I guess I don't see what all the fuss is about her because to me a million people can play every role she's in there's nothing that just stands out to me is anything exciting she's been in a very generic rom-com type right movies I mean so and I enjoy her acting I enjoyed her and Roswell and Jorah and Grey's you know and I think her movies are good if not fantastic I'd probably prefer Amy Adams or but she's good at playing up tight and controlling so but she seems to be I mean just from a little bit that I've heard about her one of these that she's had a little bit of success on Grey's Anatomy and then with knocked up and then suddenly thinks that think this that she's the shit and it's kind of like that Suzanne Summers, Farah Fawcett type of you know they do one season of a TV show and then suddenly they have all these demands well but she was like working hard trying to after Roswell and before kind of Grey's to get herself established I mean she was so it's not like she got discovered one day and she was instant stardom she she did some time trying to figure that stuff out anyways what else did she do besides Roswell what did she do between Roswell and Grey's Anatomy no she did a couple like shitty movies that didn't get released in the movies the theaters where she had like she worked like no money and tried just tried to kind of prove herself to artsy directors yeah but now she gets to make out with Gerard Butler in her new movie so now that that's a really low and no a little of that that is reason enough to hate her well who doesn't get to make out with Gerard Butler I get to do it every other Tuesday and oh my gosh just seems like just a genuinely cool guy who likes to sleep with the ladies I would so fuck Gerard Butler you will never hear me say that about a lot of I mean he's Scottish first off and he's got those oh 300 kills me when I watch 300 I want to kill myself I think he is more attractive in this movie than just because he's he's wearing clothes all you know bagging up clothes all time so you can't quite tell how defined he really is then every once in a while you kind of get a shot of that it's like oh oh okay yeah that's right beautiful that might be our cover art I'm gonna find the uglies picture I can't I can go to D listed there's plenty of other pictures of Katherine high school she's not pretty from all angles but in this movie they spray tanned her to a color so she's orange really not appropriate for high definition I mean it's just she's the bitchy cumquat pretty much it's just like oh yeah a couple times where her tan was distracting did she come quiet that's a problem yeah okay can I ask you a question speaking of ugly tans did you notice that some cameras now have a setting on them that you can change the color of the skin of the people you're taking pictures of racist no well black person your frame no I didn't realize this except one of my daughter's friends on her Facebook had a picture of her and my daughter that was taking a couple weeks ago and I I sent her I commented on the picture and I'm like did you two get spray tans and she said no that's the skin tone I did the skin tone highlighter on my camera so she was at the house today and I said I was and I told her to bring her camera this camera it just looks like a regular run-of-the-mill no frills camera except it has a thing where you can hit this the skin modifier and when you write you take the picture if you hit it it will make you tan or it'll make you pale it's bizarre and this picture I'm telling you I we took a picture of them sitting there regular picture regular flash and then we took one with the tan or with the skin modifier on it is weird it is it makes them look like they have just baked themselves but not in a orangey sort of way and actually super super super tan it's but it's almost distracting when you look at the picture side by side you know more and more cameras have like built-in software like on board to be able to show like that that's just when I think of it I think it's got just got look cheesy and bad but wow oh it was definitely bad because my own as soon as I saw it I thought that is not on my chair and my child's pretty tan but I think it nah I don't think so but I did had no idea I just figured she had photoshopped the crab out of it but nope it was her camera which I thought was kind of kind of interesting yeah I know but this is also the same friend who wanted to hire paparazzi to follow them around them all one day so everyone would think they were famous oh there you go and that is not a joke by the way that I heard something about I can't remember where now I've met your children's friends yes that doesn't surprise me at all the first time that Taylor met this particular friend she walked into a party that we were setting up and she walked in with her Christian digger glasses and Taylor looked at her and he goes yeah I'm not impressed by you and turn back around and that's what I fell in love with him again nice because I love to do nothing if not eviscerate 12 year old girls yes that's why I work the job I do exactly your grandmother never really loved you grandma's dead because you were never good she told me as she took her last breath she likes your big brother more nice nice oh Lord can I say one funny thing that happened the other night prior to the big dinner at Casa I'm stopping ten but what the hell is his name Calhoun that's good and drum came over the other night to check out it to play with the dogs we both get our haircut at the same place and it happens to be that our schedules are such that you know I have the one appointment that he comes right after me which is very funny because it makes the woman who cuts our hair very nervous with both of us in the room at the same time she expects there to be this whole you know linda Evans Joan Collins beating the shit out of each other in the hair zone and we just didn't talk to one another and I said to him you know why don't you come over and see Otis so he came over and while we were sitting talking we were talking about the enchiladas and Babalu was sitting on the couch too well at one point he says to Babalu he turns to me goes well you know the enchiladas are good but they're not like real enchiladas and Babalu goes that's great I'm not Mexican nice two-inch terms are like well no I know that I just I wasn't sure if that he's like no no really it's it's fine the real the real enchilada with driverly Calhoun wow I got news for you Jeremy Lee's got some really enchiladas but no he has papa Rianas he got a big fried mashed potato balls oh wait a minute hold on a second can you hold on just a second I learned something very funny about my boyfriend tonight do you want to hear it yes please okay Babalu okay I think it'll be pissed at you yes this is gonna be fabulous Babalu Babalu Bernadette Peters I'm gonna I'm gonna edit I'm gonna edit this out so just hey come here that shit crazy come here here say hello come here so come close to me so people can you say hi to everybody I'm not gonna tweak your nipples or anything don't worry say hi to everybody okay I'm gonna ask you a favor I want you to say strategy now come here come here come here come here it's funny it's funny come here so why how does he say it but I'm not allowed to say I'll cut you can't tease us like that Babalu I can't say there are vanilla just say it once when I make it funny it's it's cute he's gonna take you fuck off in a minute it's cute all right apparently I have to edit this part out okay never mind time I can't say vanilla apparently half he can't say half he can't say vanilla all right see you're smiling you know you know just come over here and say it wasn't it gives me an immense amount of I am not an animal it's not nice but I love you and that's how I show my love now come over here and say hi to you so you're laughing come over here come on come on put them on with me for a minute give me a headset for me Taffy wants to talk to you come here please come here please please please come on we're in the middle of taping come on I see who wears the pants in that family it is funny I guess it's just who wears the most passive aggressive pants that's the other title the one 12 I'm not telling you what it is because you're not you're not willing to participate in the show remember that the next time you ask me to guest host oh now we're going into blackmail what do you say I never ask him to guest host anymore I ask you to guest host every once in a while oh god we're gonna have to have family therapy hour with my co-pilot you're joining come on my co-pilot you're coming here come here all ready in progress already in progress let's listen probably to do something he doesn't want you come on say it say it say it say it tragedy that's how he says it he said that today strategy strategy I think it's very cute gone and you got the one it's strategy his tongue is too big for his mouth and I get on my knees and praise God every night for that I was gonna say God bless ya strategy thank you see now he's laughing oh I just got I just I he just hit me he struck me well and it's good for you okay strategy I'm not mean to you well I am a little mean to you but that this isn't mean it's not like it's a strategy oh I'm in trouble he just walked out in trouble oh well the guiding light as the Babaloo turns is the Babaloo turns one Babaloo to live all my Babaloo's all my Babaloo's these are the days of our Babaloo's beauty in Babaloo the bold and the Babaloo hold in the Babaloo that's the title for one twelve all right you two are a mess all right well what are you guys doing this week anything exciting working you think of a black sweat yeah um all right well I have a couple of what do they call that housekeeping items that we have to discuss first of all before I upload this those of you who listen to the show on iTunes be sure to make sure that you get the latest video pod is my co-pilot titled saltwater Taffy that is the episode that Taffy talked about on the last episode where she was on the boat on the Disney cruise and and got a little got a little video of it for you Cassie Lee on us yeah yeah good she was running or going in the morning in the evening okay we are up to 161 reviews which yes which meant we met are the listeners met our challenge of 160 plus reviews however a lot of the people that left us new reviews did not send me an email letting me know whether or not they wanted to be in the contest they should be punished well no they should know I want to give everybody a fair chance so if I think our listeners would enjoy to be punished yeah well some of some would you know hi Luke so if you want to be in the contest and you've already left us review you have one week you have until next Sunday which is the 30 days that's September which you know November the third right the second the third next one I think is the third next Monday is the third okay so well you have till Monday the third to get me an email saying you want to be in the contest Taffy and I will do a video drawing like we did before and we'll probably post that either is a video or something on YouTube saying who gets the pot is my co-pilot gay days t-shirt who is I am so excited yes that's very very exciting and you have to say you have to send us a picture of you wearing it and we'll use it on the block yes well use it we'll use it as artwork for an episode but that's fine if you would like and if you want to wear it sans pants that would be okay I look yeah there's gonna be like 20 pieces of paper and they're all gonna say Luke Miller God I can't say that what if he actually wins the shirt I know we're doing it on video so that's right so okay do you know what I'm doing Tuesday night what I'm going to the American Idol concert really to kill me uh-huh the only reason I'm going is to see Adam I gotta be honest with you once Adam sings I can leave except I know they're gonna make him come out last so I have to draw the rest of the bullshit well I would think the winner of what's his name would come out last yeah but no one gives a shit about him Chris Chris or whatever is all the little Christian girls love Chris Allen don't they well good good yes they do Christian girl I want to see Adam I want to see some serious gay boy I'm boy business going on with my mother I don't think he's it's not American it's not American gladiators it's American I know so are we going to talk about the other thing sure I think that we've been working on all week sure okay um pot is my co-pilot is going to be going through a slight no way we're not we're not stopping I just realized that no because we would just you know text message everybody we Facebook it yes we would Facebook it we are going to have a new official pot is my co-pilot logo and yay yeah and no the future of fun is going away that's what we use for thank God official yeah and I want to thank you for the ones that you've done all the times that you sent me artwork you never use future of fun and that's always my one complaint when you sent me that when you send me the artwork now that we're changing the artwork again progressive was on I know I know I know it I gotta be me so so we're doing new font new we're new theme I'm thinking about completely doing the website a little bit a little bit different but I need to learn how to play with iWeb and won't do anything until I show it to the co-hosts I'm sort of throwing that at them that's a wise decision so anyway Taylor is actually really good at the Photoshop type stuff yeah I'm getting really good I'm really I'm really enjoying learning this is a learning process so what we're going to do is we are probably going to be having a not a contest but kind of a poll where we're going to be putting up all of the artwork that we work on on I was thinking maybe we might do it on the Facebook page so those are the members of the Facebook groups that they can vote on which one they like the best nice idea so and do we want to open it up to listeners submitting absolutely okay to submitting to yeah well yeah well I know you would love for some listeners to submit as would I hi Luke but what I'm thinking we have other cute listeners besides Luke I know and apparently Tom is it Tom takes on the world that's coming down to see us soon yeah yeah we heard that Tom takes on the world is going to be in St. Petersburg on Tampa Bay huh yeah so Tom is taking a Tampa Bay I think I've seen that porno you think you were in that porno anyway yes so we'll have pictures of that I'm sure to come soon yeah but what we'll do is we'll post once we once we have all of the submissions do we want to have a cutoff date for submissions sure okay probably the end of August right or yeah why don't we do that the end of August you have one month to if you have submissions for the new art that'll show up your artwork will be on iTunes that'll be our official podcast artwork it shouldn't be selected and we've been trying to we've been trying to keep with a well actually that's not true some of the ideas we've come up with are things that have to do with you know a co-pilot type idea of planes no we're not we're not limiting it no I don't say I say we just I say we let people's let people's creativity run wild so excellent yeah so if you had expressed the essence of the show yeah say it that way yeah definitely that there's just gonna be a giant dildo then that is sometimes the essence of the show well and any submissions become property of how does my co-pilot yes you're not copywriting them yes we're officially get them we on them yeah we if you send it to us it's ours speaking of listeners I gave a listener an idea today and I hope that she runs with it what getting back to actually something wrote in just said about the whole Julie and Julia thing Cassie in Montana sent me an email saying that she knows that I got a couple of the barefoot contest of cookbooks and that she wants to know which ones I like and which of the if she had to get if I had to pick one which would I pick and I said to her if you get this one you should totally do like a podcast where you do you know when you do a recipe you should do a video podcast where once a week you take a barefoot contest a recipe and you make it into a video podcast and I said the television be and then you add some fucking pepper that's right hopefully Cassie okay guys we are hitting our hard stop we're the day for the show I don't know what that means either that means that Taffy has something to do at the 11th central or 11 and we're five minutes away right okay Eastern and Rodan's meds are kicking in so does it apparently it's a hard stop it's a hard stop life for us never heard that before no I haven't we're not professionals we're podcasters it's a hard stop like I'm glad somebody heard that okay all right let's wrap on that note on that note as always you can go to our blog which is pod is my co-pilot.com you can email us at pod is my co-pilot at gmail.com call our listener line at 206 202 5165 you can email us to say that you can email us at pod is my co-pilot gmail.com be our friend on Facebook at pod is my co-pilot no what the hell's it called okay so I love pod is my co-pilot can you tell I'm tired I'm totally tired a little bit I guess that's it we will see you guys next week for for 113 unlucky 113 and be sure as I said before to get that episode of Taffy on the boat all right all right everybody have a good week this is Taylor and Taffy and Rodan bye bye everybody see you next week you've been listening to pod is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter see you next time [Music]