Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 110 - We Enjoy The Coke-Bloat, or I Can NORMALLY Get The Slut Vibe, But...
Part two of our conversation with Ricky....internet boyfriends, Fast food, Rodan has a "What Was Your Name Again?" story (shocking, I know). The ins and outs of being a whorebag on the internet, big drag queens, The politics of podcasting, Finicky gays and their musical divas, a summer movie roundup where we talk, once again, about Megan Fox's vagina. AND a guest appearance by another Foul Monkey's co-host! Look for the whole PiMC crew to be back together next week for episode 111. We are Pod Is My Copilot!
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[music] I got to meet these three in person and now I can die happy. It's time for another episode of "Pot Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Kathy Carlisle, Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. [music] Go ahead, Rodan. I'm just trying to think if there's anything else, because I know we're running out of time. Tom? Yeah, we're starting to run quick on time. I'm trying to think. This, obviously, will be edited out. [laughter] Oh, PlayStation 3. I've fallen in love with my PlayStation 3. Have you got your set up yet? I do. I've only played rock band once for like 20 minutes. Did you get rock band or guitar hero? Oh, sorry. I got guitar hero with my PS3. But I've watched a couple of Blu-rays on it, which Transformers was amazing in Blu-ray, the first one. And then Terminator? The original Terminator? Yeah, there was no point on why I bought it for even $9.99 in Blu-ray. I think anything within the last three years, if it's not within the last three years, as far as in theatrical release, don't bother getting it on Blu-ray, I would think. I didn't either. Well, and then things like, you know, romantic comedies and... Yeah, who the hell needs to see Katherine Hygol in Blu-ray? Nobody? I hate that bitch. Almond faced motherfucker. [laughter] I like her. Oh, my God. She irritates the shit out of me. Yeah, she's gross. We've been taking turns on the PlayStation all day. Bobaloo is playing infamous, yeah, right? Bobaloo is playing infamous, and I'm falling, refalling in love with Little Big Planet. I play Little Big Planet. It's such a good game. I love it. And then we also, because the Harry Potter movie's coming out in, like, what, two weeks? Yeah. Yeah, and I've never seen any of the Harry Potter movies except for the first one. And I've got, you know, the masturbating muggle in the other room that's all just like, "Oh, my God, the Harry Potter movie's coming out. You have to see it." So apparently, over the course of the next week and a half, we're having a Harry Potter film festival. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm watching all of the movies. Yeah. About seven hours into the first movie, I'm saying to him, like, "I want to kill myself." Listen to me. I want to hang myself right now. I've only seen the first three. I haven't seen anything after the first three. It's actually not that bad a movie, but it's just one of these where I sort of looked over the clock and I'm like, "This movie's been going on for two hours." And we're definitely not until, like, the third act yet. Yeah, no, the first, I think all of them are like two and a half hours at least, right? I have no idea. Yeah, they're long movies. Well, that's all right. I mean, it's important to him and he was all excited that we watched it and we got pizza and all that sort of thing, because diabetes are raw, so we got pizza. You're right. And, like, getting pizza is such a special occasion. We actually don't get pizza very often anymore. We really don't. It's not like when you and I were living together and got it, you know, every Wednesday, Sunday, Monday, and Thursday. Yeah, right. You know, we just do it every once in a while. But anyway, getting back to PlayStation 3, for those of our listeners who have a PlayStation and want to be friends with me on the PlayStation Network, my name is TTLB 1972. What does all that mean? That means that if you are online at the same time another person is, and if you both have the same game, a lot of them, you can, like, sort of play against each other in different games, or there's something called PlayStation Home, which is almost kind of like a Sims sort of thing where you can walk around and talk to people. You can do that through that sort of thing. And you can check out each other's trophies and all that. I have a PS3 also, but I don't know. I think my name is Ricky Burton on there. Oh, that's original. Yeah, or Ricky B. I think it's Ricky B. All right. But I like, well, I just finished it, but the new Tomb Raider game that came out, well, it's really not new, but I played, I like those kind of games. Cool. I don't like war games and I like crap. Yeah, me either. No. Infamous is a fun game, though. Infamous, that's normally, I'm not a big, like, shooter. Let me rephrase that. Not big. Actually, no, I don't have to rephrase that, unfortunately. I, I, anything like that where it's, it's, there's almost like a scare. Infamous wasn't necessarily scary, but there was kind of, like, creepy parts to it. I normally don't like games like that, but it was a really good game with a good storyline, and I definitely strongly recommend it to anybody, any gamers out there. Because apparently it's winning all sorts of, like, awards, and people are saying that it's this great game, and I tend to agree with them, so. Sweet. It has the Potismic Co-Pilot Seal of Approval. Cool. Do you use it for Blu-ray, though? Like, Blu-ray movies? Yeah. Yeah, we've watched a couple, we actually have, we've had Pineapple Express sitting on the, from Blockbuster, we've had it sitting for about a month that I'm probably actually going to watch it tomorrow, because Bob will be after a month to finally confess to me that he has no interest in seeing it, so. Seth Rogen's my boyfriend. Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen, it's definitely very cute. He, there's phases to me, and it's not just that it's thinnest or it's fast, but it's like somewhere in between. He's at his cutest, and I just really can't, I don't know. When he's at, either extreme, he's just kind of grossed to me. Well, he's, I kind of am over the whole, I'm clearly a pothead sort of thing. I don't know. Yeah. That, to me, but apparently Ricky's not. Ricky, that's the appeal. I, I don't know. That, that's the one thing that's kind of a turn off for me for him, but I still think he's cute and, you know, he showed his butt and knocked up. So that's all that matters to me. I liked him in Zack and Mary and make a point. Zack and Mary, yeah, Zack and Mary was a good movie. That was, that was a good one. But he's still my boyfriend. All right. That's fine. Who's your boyfriend, who's your boyfriend, Rodan? I don't know, actually. All of a sudden I've lost it. Who's your erection? Or who would be your boyfriend? That too. No, no, I just, I'm not trying to think of who I would. Zack and Cody. No. God, no. There's a person like, who the hell you talk to? Sweet like, live of Zack and Cody. Yeah. They're your boyfriend. I got that after a second. They're your brothers? No. Gross. What about you, Taylor? Who's yours? I, God, I don't know. I mean, there's always, the staple is always, you know, the, the Ben F like Matt Damon thing, but I don't know who would be like my, if I could have one celebrity boyfriend. Ryan Reynolds or Chris Evans? Oh, okay. You pick one, I'll pick the other. You get to pick first. Which one do you want? Ryan Reynolds. Okay. I'm fine with Chris Evans. Okay. I'm fine. There. See, we work together. We work together. That's what podcasting is all about. I want to change my, to Russell Crowe. Oh, really? Yes. Actually, Russell Crowe back in the day. He was hot. I had a big crush on back in like, really confidential days. He's gotten sort of like. Coke bloat. God, never mind. I don't want him anymore. Coke bloat. The episode, the title of episode 110. We love the Coke bloat. Actually. We do? I don't know. Not really. I don't know where he is now. I love the cherry Coke bloat. I had cherry Coke for the first time in about a month. The other day we went to five guys for dinner the other night. Oh my God. I was so good. Oh my God. Do you really like five guys? I love five guys. Five guys. Five guys is a new burger place. Rodan, you would lose your fucking mind. They are the best burgers. I don't like their french fries, but their burgers are great. I really don't eat french fries anymore. Rodan, this is what you do. What? You go to your local grocery store. You get hamburger meat. You put it in the shape of a patty and you cook it yourself. That's a five guys burger. No. It's good. It's no. The only difference is you don't have to cook it at five guys. No, there's just something about them. Everything's done in peanut oil. They cook their french fries and they have little baskets of peanuts that you can get. No, that's their thing. It's a little expensive. It's definitely more expensive than McDonald's. I can't use my whole argument that I used to use with you when you went to go to steak and shake. Right. About the whole. Yeah, the whole seven dollar burger. Yeah. When he would say let's go to steak and shake. When he was living in here, I'm like, I have a better idea. We'll go to McDonald's and you can just hand me the six dollars that I would have spent on the burger and I'll keep it for myself. Yeah, he was mean to me. He would never let me go to steak and shake like ever. Ever. So I'd have to date all these other people so I could go to steak and shake. Well, I really don't like steak and shake either. Only because their fries suck. I love their fries. Actually, I like their onion rings better though. I don't care for the shoestring french fries. Oh, really? No. Speaking of french fries, that is one weird side effect of the biata. The medicine that I'm taking right now. The idea of french fries actually makes me nauseous. Well, that's not a bad thing. No, it's not a bad thing. But we had Chick-fil-A at work the other day. And I just said, give me the chicken sandwich meal or whatever. And we got the french fries and I just kind of looked at it. I'm like, I have no interest in eating these. I just sort of picked at them a little bit and was like, alright, I'm done. It's weird. Yeah. I mean, potatoes are horrible for you in general, so I mean fried potatoes rather. Yeah. Well, baked potatoes aren't necessarily all that great for you either. I know, I just wasn't trying to offend the whole Irish people. They really weren't too horrible for us until we started to overeat them. Well, yeah, exactly. We started eating, you know, ten potatoes a week. Fried in peanut oil. Every time you say peanut oil, I think penis oil. Of course you do. Like the penis buster parfait. What do you layer that Sunday with? What did you like to know? I used to work at Dairy Queen. Oh. I was bad today and I had a sonic buster thing or whatever sonic blast. What was his name? Oh. Todd. Todd. Nighting. Nighting. So, okay. Rodan, you haven't told like a sex story in a while, so. Oh. What was your name again? An intimate look into the love lives and buchwas of your favorite podcasters. Tailor the latte boy. It's happy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Oh, I can tell you the acro brat story. Okay. I was also just a mistyte. It was just a typo when I sent you the acro brat. Sorry, I just had to think about it for a second. Okay. So, it was like four or five weeks ago. It was like right before we went to Disney World. I went to the bar with Professor Dr. Scott and we went to the new Inman Row. We have two gay bars now. Not just one. Oh, wow. But, but yet no rooms to go outlet. So. Yeah, no rooms to go. Goddamn it. We have an Ivan Smith outlet. We don't look the same now. Goddamn. Stronger. Anyways. So. We go to the bar. I get a little more drunk than I guess I realized I was. And drop off. Professor Dr. Scott at some point. And then came home and got on the internet at like three o'clock in the morning. And this guy that I've been talking to for a long time. We've even come out a couple times. And he's got a boy. He's 24. He's got a boyfriend. He's like 22. We were just talking for a little bit. And we've always time joked around about doing a threesome or something. And, you know, he told me that they weren't doing that kind of stuff. And they were really interested in that kind of stuff. So, I really didn't take it seriously anymore or whatever. So, it's three o'clock in the morning. I'm a little drunk. I may have been a teensy bit aggressive online. What? You? No. I know. Go figure. And before I know it, he's like, "Well, if you're coming over, you need to come over now." 'Cause I'm getting tired. So, I'm like, shit. Yeah. It's already like, it's like 3.30 in the morning or something. And here I am, you know, driving, you know, way over to West Monroe. Which, I'm just, you know, big way over to West Monroe. So, in other words, he drove four blocks. I know, right? That was like 15 minutes. And so, I get over there. And his boyfriend is cute. They're both cute and they're 24/22. So, I mean, they've been, you know, together for one year. And they're already, have no relationship with whatever the fuck. But, so, I like part. Okay. The last 15 seconds of that statement speaks volumes. Oh, yeah, I know, right? Well, they're not really that cute, but they're 22 and 24. So, that makes it all better. I mean, they're cute. I thought they're cute. I'm thinking you're gonna say they're skid marks. I've never seen pictures of them. That's right. I didn't, I never did show you pictures of them. They'll be cover art for this episode. But the boyfriend, who I've never met before, but I met the one guy. I can't think of the names from it. The 24-year-old, I know, the 22-year-old greeted me out in the parking lot. And the second I meet him, he's like kissing me. Whoa. It was just like, he was like all over me and it was just bizarre. So, we get up into the apartment and the 24-year-old is asleep. I'm like, what the fuck? Because the 24-year-old is the one who invited me over. I'm just like, and he's the one I know. He said he was getting tired. I know, apparently he was taking an app. So, the 22-year-old is like, we'll wake him up. And so, I'm like, well, he's like, every time I wake him up, he hits me. I'm like, I'm not going to wake him. I was going to hit me. The next day, I'm like grabbing his ass. Who's the 24-year-old? Okay. I'm flipping him over and I'm like, blowing him, like, to wake him up. Whatever. Again, I'm a little assertive and aggressive and drunk. Drunk. So, you know, we are, you know, that pretty much starts at end. We went for like three and a half hours. So, from like, you know, like four o'clock till, I didn't leave until seven thirty. So, it was... All I can see right now on the Skype thing is Ricky breathing. [laughter] Breathing hard. Where Ricky's level is going up and then going down. [laughter] Well, I mean, it's these two, you know, 24 and 22, and they're both like five foot seven or whatever. And like, at one point, I had them... Eighteen pounds a piece. Right. At one point, I had them both in my arms and I had picked them both up. Oh my God. That's okay. That sounds so to catch a predator. I know, right? And so, it was just one of those because they're both... In the one, the 22-year-old is an acrobat. Or like was a... Did acrobatics and stuff? Gymnist type stuff. So, it was a gymnast all through high school and whatever. And so, it's still just that flexible. And so, at one point, he's got his leg on my shoulder while his boyfriend is fucking him. Oh. And I'm just like, 'cause I'm like up high enough where that was at an angle that it was like, "Oh my God!" So, it was... Yeah. There was all sorts of weird positions I've never seen before or done before. And that's saying a lot from you 'cause you're like mutual of Omaha with the Wild Kingdom shit that you've done over the years. I can't wait for Julian to hear this story because he thinks Rodeon is like Angelines and has never done anything wrong. And then he listens to like the show after Gay Days or whatever. And he was like, "Oh my!" This is just gonna further his... I don't know what to say, but... Disapproving? Disapproval? Disgust? Yeah. He's gonna be disappointed. He goes, "I can normally get the slut by, but I did not really get that from a damn." And I go, "Well, I think it was being reflected. I was sitting across from him, so..." Oh, I put on a good act in public, apparently. But at four o'clock in the morning, I'm fucking two twigs without thinking twice about it. All right. Hold on for a second, okay, guys? Sure. Hey, it's Rodeon on there, tell him what you thought of it. Hello? Hey! Hey! What's going on? Not much. How you doing? Is this Julian? This is Julian. Julian! How you doing? We were just talking about you. Yeah. At my boyfriend, Chris, just left, so... So, well, then you obviously need to clean up. No, no, we were watching a movie. What movie? Office Space. Oh, good movie. Yeah. Chris was trying out Ricky's old phone. Little did Ricky know, apparently, that he left some pictures on the phone. Oh, really? Oh, my God. Okay. Let's just say they were below the waist and not clothed. Me? No! If I were that right, that was Ricky's background saying "of me," right? Yes. Julian, you are my new best friend. Thank you so much. I'm glad I could share that with you. Hey, I'm going to come over and visit you guys soon. So, I'll have to be on your show. So, we'll get to Hannah, because we didn't really get to talk very much at gay days. I know, I know, and that would be great. All right. I'm going to turn you guys back over to Ricky. All right, I'll see you later. All right, bye. Bye. I hate myself. No. Nice. But we love Julian, and that's really all that matters. Yes. We love Julian. Everyone loves Julian. I can't fucking stand it. But, you know what, I think that you guys, especially over the last, I would say six months, haven't had stronger shows than you had ever since I've been listening to you guys. Oh, really? I think the addition of, first, you know, with Nicole, and then with Samantha for a while, and then when Julian came in, I think you guys are doing, I think you guys are just have a really great show. Well, thank you. And I think Julian and his boyfriend are very cute together. They are cute together, aren't they? Is he still the same boyfriend? Yes. He's still the same boyfriend. It's been a month. Julian says he's not a whore. I'll settle down again. I went through a whore phase for a little while. You did. That's how I met Bobaloo. Nice. It was, it was, it had its fun moments, but it also got exhausting. There was also times that I'm like, this, it got, towards the end when I met Bobaloo, I thought to myself, this kind of isn't fun anymore. See, that's, and that's where I was, and that's actually where I've been. So I haven't done much outside of dating, which I enjoy dating. I haven't really done any trickery things since, since gay days or anything. I've, no. I just, I've kind of been like, this is just too hard. It's really hard when you're like, um, could you tell me who you were again? Yeah. Um, I know we like hooked up like, you know, five weeks ago, but could you just remind me again? Yeah. Was it a, your place or my place, what color were your walls? What do you have in your bedroom? Oh, yeah. You were, okay. Yeah. You're the one who didn't bother to clean his ass. I remember that now. Yeah. I got a text message yesterday from some guy who wanted me to come over and fuck him. And I'm just like, I have no idea who you are. I, I, I'm sorry. I have no idea who you were. And it was that guy. Like the first, what's your name again? Story of the Year kind of thing, the little, um, Leslie Jordan guy. Oh God. It was him. And I'm just like, who? I was like, six months. You know, I haven't talked him in six months and, you know, all of a sudden, apparently the holidays brings them out. I don't know. Well, it is our nation's birthday. Well, that's when you're the one who is. And he was, he was dressed like the Statue of Liberty and a slang waiting for you. Oh. Oh. Ready to scream, let freedom ring. Oh. Oh. Oh. There was a drag show. We went to Scott and I forgot all about this. Scott, the reason why, remember I mentioned before that my day for the 4th of July was to hung over to go to 4th of July. This is, we went to the drag show at the rhythms bar on July 3rd. And oh my God. Again, drag queens going watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, walking around, getting dollar bills. But, but there's two drag queens, both of which were. You know, they were, they were big fellas. I mean, just in dresses and they were like my house. They were like my house? What? They were roomy gals. Oh, yeah. And so, but they would just like walk back and, like they'd pace back and forth like a trap tiger. You know, you know, on stage, it's kind of going bouncing from one end of the stage to the other, just kind of like in determined stance mode. Just like, I need this money, watermelon, watermelon, goddamn Britney Spears watermelon. But they were singing patriotic songs. Which somehow included the not, remember that 9/11 song like these hands are, whatever. Made for walking? No, just like these hands are small, I know, but I can't remember what that song is. The Jule song? The Jule song? Yes. Yeah. And that they had the 9/11 remix. Oh my god. Yes, some drag queen did that. Oh, no. Nothing says celebrate like 9/11. And then what was like Pink's Dear Mr. President? What the fuck? That's not patriotic. And did they not realize there's a new president? Yeah. Well, this is Louisiana. So I think they just said it's not recognized. It was just one of those where besides being bad drag queens, one drag queen came out with a flag. This is a large drag queen. So it wasn't just like a normal flag that you get like, you know, out front. It was like, it was one of those flags they have in front of a Chevy dealership off of, you know, I have four. But wrapped around her as a dress. Oh. Pined up. But it wasn't a dress. Like it wasn't a dress made to look like a flag. It was a flag wrapped around her to make it look like a dress. Pined? Like you could see the box. The safety box. This is making me sadder with every passing syllable. That's so classy. I love it. I try to take pictures and my phone was working. I did not bring my camera. My phone did not take good pictures of this. But it was just tragic, tragic, tragic. And I was just like, whoo. God. Yeah. It was the, they were scraping the bomb, the barrel for the drag queens. One of the drag queens names was Dex to see though, which was actually kind of funny. Dex to see? Dex to see. Why is that funny? I don't get it. Just because he's the name of Dex to see. That was the most amusing part of the whole goddamn show. We don't question Rodan. Just let him think things are funny. Well, you haven't seen a drag queen until you see one from Polk County. Oh, God. Actually, I think I've been to a Polk County drag show. Is it like a bar up at River something or? The green parrot. How is Nicole doing? Nicole's great. Earning them dollar bills saying watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. Carrying around a couple of watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. I know. She's got the best breasts ever. What is it? She has the tallest, not the longest. No, she has the biggest. Taffy has the longest. Thank you for making me say that again. That way I'll get slapped. That was on the show that got killed. So, I've never heard of it, but never got published. Were we made a joke about how we have shows where we sometimes don't publish them because they're so bad? Yeah, that would last week. We had this big discussion about the fact that, you know, sometimes we have, well, what Rodan pretty much just said that sometimes our shows aren't, you know, really very good. And then luckily, you know, one of our tracks is fucked up and I'm like, oh, thank God. At least you've had like a show where you really need to put it out, but you're kind of dreading it because it kind of sucks. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't say that because I'll get yelled at if I say that, but yes. Well, that would be like the one right before I think the Pride 48 one. I think that one kind of sucked. I think Julian and Nicole were like, this show sucks. Is that what you called it? This show fucking sucks? Yeah, this show fucking sucks. It was the title. But people liked it, so whatever. Yeah, and that's, it's really funny. Sometimes I'll, we'll put shows out and I'll think, oh my God, that was a really bad show. And that'll be the one that we get the most comments on. Yeah, that's happened a couple times with us. Which probably means that sometimes our listeners pity us. Oh, that may be a true statement actually. They need to turn that frown upside down. I'm going to send them a little love note. Wow, that, I never thought about that before. Yeah, great, great now. I think our fans pity us. Hey, real quick, while it's probably still happening right now, you need to go to iTunes Taylor and check out the fact that we're on page two. What? On iTunes, we're on page two right this second. There must be something wrong somewhere. Okay. We're back on page two. Yeah, we were on, we were always on page five. The bottom of page five for a couple of days. We were completely gone for a couple of weeks. Well, you know they started doing the whole shuffle up all the shows thing, right? It's no longer by what you're rated. They actually just shuffle all the shows. They do? Yeah, like the top, whatever they have, they shuffle all of them. So, like I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it and I don't, or you guys are listed under comedy, right? Yeah, we're a comedy show. Okay, I'm looking on the first page and I don't see it. Well, he said we're on the second page. Oh, let me look at the second page. Yeah, see, I don't see you guys on the second page. I think they just, they've started. Like random sample kind of thing. Yeah. This is fascinating for our listeners. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Well, you know, when it comes to the show, when it comes to being on iTunes, it's really important. Well, you know what the best way is for us to get shuffled up for reviews? I know. Exactly. And we're still at 154 reviews. Oh, that's so awful. I'm at 113 of you. Well, but we had this contest where we, I'm not releasing the t-shirt till we get to 106 reviews and we, we eat up a little bit. So there's six of you out there that have not listened to that are listening to the show that have not left a review yet. We're doing, we're doing a contest like that too. Are you really? Yeah. We're kind of doing the whole, um, give us this man reviews as you can until August 1st and then we'll draw a name of a hat and you can be a guest on our show kind of thing because that doesn't happen very often to have a guest. So yeah. And we have to, well, the thing is is that when Nicole shows up for it, that's when we decide to tell her, oh, you're not on the show. Nice. Cause she wasn't here today to, to record. So that's what we decided. Oh, that's not very, there you go. I see, I can't even get into the iTunes store. Oh, okay. But that might be because I'm, I'm hosting the call. So I'm going to just leave it alone. So, so, okay. This is a prime example of Ricky when I said this last week on the show that we lost, but when you check your reviews and you get more of your, there's a new review, don't you get excited? Um, I get super excited because I look at my call. God, I can't wait to see what they said. You know, but I mean, it's kind of ridiculous, but it's just because we do the show for free and we're not for sure what really people think. When we get a review, are we getting an email or a phone call? It's like really exciting for us. Yeah. Yeah. No, sometimes if when I'm like really frustrated with Taylor or Tappy or they cut off one of my stories and I'm upset, I go back and I read the reviews and I'm like, okay, it's not so bad. This is the first, this is the first you're bringing this up to me. So, okay. Wow. Really? Bringing it up in front of the guests. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Taylor. Wow, it must really suck to be on your show right now. You know what? That's fine because I drink to tolerate you. That's what I do. And I've been sleeping with my secretary this whole time. No, but it is exciting. Do you guys get it just as exciting? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. In the beginning, we were particularly, we were text message each other and, you know, oh my God, we got another review and all that sort of stuff. And that's kind of gone by the wayside, but we do still very much level. We get reviews. So, if you haven't left us a review, please do so. It really doesn't take all that much time. It, you know, takes 30 seconds out of your day and you're making podcasters happy. You're giving podcasters directions. And by giving podcasters directions, I, of course, mean Tappy. Well, yeah, of course. And my is at large. My goodness. Yes. She's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what's super exciting is when you get a review and you're super excited. And then when you go to check it out, it's a one star. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're losers. I'll fucking hit your show. Rudin's a whore. Oh, wait. No, that's me. [laughter] Angelion. [laughter] We are on page two. We're on page two under the Christian Comedy Podcast. [laughter] Really? Really, people? [laughter] Oh. And we're under Dilbert's animated cartoons. Well, people need their office joy. And we're under that goddamn "How Much Do We Love?" [laughter] Which I'm kidding. I'm kidding because I know Sarah actually listens to the show. I love you, Sarah. [laughter] I love you, Sarah too. You're really cute. Yeah. That is one of those, the genius is in the simplicity of that show. Mm-hmm. Are you calling them simple now? No. No, the idea behind the show. Oh. It's where they talk about three things that they think are really great. And it's totally positive. And I sit with a stupid grin on my face when I listen to the show while I'm driving between appointments. Aw. So listen to "How Much Do We Love?" Listen to our show first and leave us reviews. But then after you do that, then listen to "How Much Do We Love?" Mm-hmm. Hey, can I change the subject off of podcasters talking about podcasters? No. Good, I started. Yes. Sure, go ahead. And I realize this is going to be a little out of date by the time people listen to this. But Kelly Clarkson on "So You Think You Can Dance?" Oh my God. [laughter] No, I was actually going to say something positive because although I felt really bad for, because you know they wrapped her in those Spanx or whatever and put her up on that stage where she could not move. Because on stage, Kelly Clarkson is generally someone who moves on stage. And the first minute of that song, she was like a fucking statue. And I didn't think she looked that bad. I mean, granted-- I think the money they spent on her Spanx they should have spent on shampoo. Well, yeah. Yeah. She was a very spirited pop girl. But I mean, I thought she was decent, like healthy anyways, not co-ploted. And she sang live, which, you know, there are definitely flaws when someone sings live. But everyone else they've had on "So You Think You Dance" this season has sung just lip syncs. So I thought it was nice that she sang. And then when she actually started moving and flailing around, it wasn't that bad. So I was actually happy to see that she wasn't momma-cast. That's what I'm trying to say is that she wasn't momma-cast, like some of the tabloids have implied. She was Ricky's third grade teacher. She was having a seizure. Well, I'm looking at it now. She has gotten a little chunky, huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's definitely gained a good amount of weight, but-- She's gained 300 pounds. Oh, God. I wish I would take that at 300 pounds. You all right? Oh, my goodness. I don't care. I think she's a beautiful person. I think she's a beautiful, too. And I really love her latest album. It's really good. It's a fun summer album to listen to. Yes. And I love her in general. So that's why I was happy to see her out performing. And I just, you know, I'm sure everyone in the blogging community just tore a new one for being fat. But I thought it was nice to her. It's not really fat. She's just-- I don't think she's fat. Well, no, but that's the thing, is that all the blogs and everything you've been saying, you know, she's a blimp. And I mean, just like brutal type stuff about her. I think she's tremendous. What's that from? Rodan, what's that from? I think it's from absolutely fabulous. It is. Very good. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry, Ricky. You're getting the Rodan treatment. You keep trying to tell stories and I cut you off, so go ahead. Well, it's really not a story, but we're just talking about music. I know some people think she's batshit crazy, but I'm super excited for Ryan. Here's a new album. Is it a new album or is it just-- it's just greatest hits, right? No. No, she has a new album coming out on August 25th, but her new single comes out on the 7th, this Tuesday. The obsessed single? Yeah, but I already have-- Yeah, I've done that before with-- usually when Madonna releases a new single, I suddenly get it a couple of weeks before it officially gets released on for a single. But I still buy the album because I love her to that. And it's all about her own Twitter. I think I got-- I stopped buying every one of her albums with Glitter. Glitter was the first one that I didn't get, but she was one of those that no matter whether I liked the first single or not, when the album first comes out, I would always grab it. And I didn't do that with-- I didn't do that starting with Glitter. And I think emancipation of Mimi, I think Rodan gave me that. I did, yeah, because Sprout bought it. And then I kept it on the divorce, but-- which is fine, because I hated that CD. I'm just-- I'm not a fan of-- Oh, my God. Well, here's the thing. I'm not a fan of R&B singers who every track have to have a rapper. And it got to be that whole trend just really got really played out. It's OK. It's kind of cool to do it every once in a while. But every damn R&B song, you have to have a rap segment. No. No, you don't. No, you don't. Really. You don't. No. Thank you, Coretta Scott King. I wasn't able to do it with the-- Well, another one like that that I stopped buying-- that I'm probably going to stop buying her albums, like just without thinking about it would be Madonna. Oh, my God. I knew you were going to say that out. Yeah. Her last couple of albums, that loyalty, that fan loyalty is no. No, I just don't. I don't have it anymore. No, because on "Heart Candy" there was maybe two songs I enjoyed, not like enjoyed. I actually-- we were just-- didn't we just talk about this on an episode recently where we brought this up? And I know that she just started the second leg of her tour and I watched a little segment of it on YouTube that's been on a lot of the blogs. So I thought, you know what? I'm going to give that album another chance. I think this was on Friday when I was driving around. So I started playing it and just skip, skip, skip through the entire thing next thing I knew. It was like the second to last song, which is one of the two or three songs the album I actually like. Yeah. I tried listening to it again a couple months, because once I first got, I played it a bunch. And I was like, okay, this isn't so bad. I can deal with this. And then after kind of listening to like Pink's new CD and Britney's new CD and, you know, which Britney's new CD I'm over. But I just-- I still can't-- I'm just-- I listened to it. I'm like, this is just horrible. I mean, it's like whoever's giving her guidance or whoever's telling her or shit don't stink needs to shut up. Yeah. Well, the last thing I really liked from her was music, that album. And see, I was not crazy about that album. Ray of Light was the last one that I totally-- Confessions on a dance floor has a bunch of good stuff on it. And actually the live confessions, she released a live album after that, The Confessions Tour. That's a good one. But starting with music, when she was started working with that one guy that pretty much everything had the-- you know, the E noises in it was-- Yeah. Music, it was a good single. And then that was all you heard from that album because she released Don't Tell Me. And I think that was the only other single she released. Yeah. I'm pretty much the same way with Ray of Light was the last CD I thoroughly enjoyed. And then after that, it's been hit and missed by a single. Yeah. I am so excited for the Whitney Houston album. Me too. That song is so good. That song is so-- it's very adult contemporary. It's-- she's singing to the white people again. [LAUGHTER] I mean, let's just call it what it is, OK? She's realized that if she wants to start-- no, it's-- if she wants to be, you know, the-- because what happened was she was all very adult contemporary. When she first started with the whole "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" where she'd do the dance, or she'd just sort of knock her ankles back and forth. And then she started getting all ghetto. And then the white people were all like, all right, all about this. And then she disappeared and started doing rock. And now-- I think she may have started doing rock and then disappeared. I don't know. Sorry, Joe and Dallas. Thank you for the porn again. But I just don't feel as though she really was speaking to the Caucasian community. We are going to get so many letters, and I have no defense. [LAUGHTER] I was about to-- you know, I don't know. But-- I mean, when she did her, like, dance music, like the three singles that she did and then pulled back off the face of the earth to do more crack rock. [LAUGHTER] I just-- I mean, I like those. Those were good. I don't think those were not-- I think those were generally aimed at everyone. Yeah. But-- She-- it's-- this song is very-- this reminds me of her old-- like, you know, I will always love you sort of-- it's the star search stuff. But it's-- it's really good. So I'm very excited about that. And Madonna's-- I think Madonna's, like, third greatest hits comes out. All within, like, there's Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Madonna all have albums coming out within, like, a three-week period. Yeah. I think it's only, like, two weeks because they were saying that Madonna's probably the one who's the least likely to see success there. Well, it's a greatest hit. So people just-- Well, it's like four new tracks or whatever. Which everybody will download off of iTunes versus I would buy-- if I had to choose between a greatest hit CD, which I've already got all those songs versus a new album by even Mariah Carey, if Mariah Carey has a bunch of good stuff, I would buy that before I would buy Whitney Houston stuff, or before I would buy Madonna stuff. I thought Whitney Houston's, though, was the greatest hits-- No. --a few singles, too. Mm-mm. Now it's a completely new album. And she actually has, like, her voice back. She doesn't sound like she gave 500 blow jobs in three minutes. [laughter] No. And she was at all when she'd sang that, and I was like, "Oh, my God." [laughter] I don't know the last thing that I saw live. It was pretty bad. Yeah. I forgot what she sang, though. The thing to Clive Davis, wasn't that when she came out and did stuff for Clive Davis? I think so, yeah. That was the last time that she really performed, and she wasn't. I don't think her voice is as strong as it used to be. You can tell that, you know, the rock has had an effect on it. Well, and she's not a young woman anymore, either. No, but sometimes, but if you listen to even, they had a thing on, I think it was boy culture today on the blog where they showed a video from Madonna's concert, recent concert, and then something from the Virgin Tour when she sang Billie Jean at the Virgin Tour back in, like, 84. Her voice sounds completely different, too. But it sounds better because she's had more training and that sort of thing. Yeah. And I think that we used it as probably the same thing. You take some people like Christina Aguilera, whose voice will only continue to get better as she gets older. I love her. I love Christina Aguilera. How gay have we gotten? Talking about threesomes with acrobats, and now we're talking about all, like, the divas. You know. She needs to have a new album come out, Christina Aguilera. Oh, right. Well, she had that greatest hits that, like, did miserably at Target, and now it's like everywhere. Well, but I think that most greatest hits, people don't, people don't need the greatest hits anymore, because they're going to pick the songs that they want off of iTunes or, you know, whatever other music store they go to versus buying stuff where, "Oh, well, I liked four or five of the greatest hits, so I'll get this, but I didn't like all these other songs." Now you can just pick what songs you want, and you can get them from the original albums versus the greatest hits, its compilations. Yeah. Now, I don't disagree. I'm not a big greatest hits kind of person. Goony was all talking about how her greatest hits album did poorly, and now she's got record deal issues and blah, blah, blah. Well, if you're putting out a greatest hits and everybody already has your hits, then what's the point? Yeah. And you're not going to have great cells. Yeah, I don't disagree. I'm just... But that didn't used to be the way it was, though. That's the thing when you think about, like, the first Madonna greatest hits, and even the Michael Jackson, you know, the history of Volume 1. Of course, that was also a two-disc where it had one album of completely new music. Yeah. Actually, that was probably a good idea back then. But it's probably, they should do more of that kind of stuff now. Just two or three extra singles. You can just go to iTunes and get them for cheap. Right. And you know what it was? A lot of the stuff with the greatest hits. That was when CDs were first starting to become popular. Whereas, you know, a lot of my Madonna music, the original, it was all on cassette or records. You know, because back in the day, kids, they had these things called records that you would put on record players. You know, CDs didn't come out until I was in high school. Well, and now everybody carries all their music on them all at one time. Right. So you don't have to have the greatest hits anymore. Oh, well. We're old. Sorry, recording industry. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, we should probably actually wrap it up now because at this point we're probably going to have two shows that are at least 45 minutes. Is there anything else that we want to talk about? No, I would hit up Transformers again, but you didn't see it. Ricky, did you see Transformers? Yes, I saw it and I think Megan Fox is a horror. God, I think Megan Fox is a horror. And that's why Ricky's allowed to come back on pot as my co-pilot any time he wants. Yeah. I love the movie and I thought they had a lot of great, like, bits for, like, Transformers fans. A lot more than I was thinking they would have in a Michael Bay movie. You know, even this is the sequel and he's done this before. And, but it was big and loud and about 10 minutes too long. 10 minutes? Well, I think they could have done a little bit less military porn. I don't know. It was like, well, first of all, we went to go see it at 10.45 at night. Yes, that's what I did too. But I was, like, over with Megan Fox's twat and fucking boobs, like, five minutes into the movie. And then I was, like, over with all the screeching metal noise. I just think they could have made the movie without that much noise. It is probably the loudest movie I've ever been in my entire life. And it was one of those where I'd had, like, five drinks before going into the movie. Because we had drinks before dinner. We had drinks with dinner. We had to wait around for a long time for the movie because we missed the original showing that we're going to go to. So we went and had drinks at another restaurant. So I'm just kind of like, you know, it's all soaking through me while all this big noise is happening. I walked out of the theater with such a headache. So. But I enjoyed the Transformers. I enjoyed the big fighting robots. So... That part was cool. Yeah. But you're right. I think Sheila Boof though is whatever Hire says. Shilor the Boof. Shilor the Boof. Jesus. Shilor the Boof. I actually do enjoy him in movies. I re-watched Indiana Jones, not too recently. Oh, God. Why? And Crystal Skull, which was a much better movie than I think people were giving a credit for. Although there are definitely parts where it's just like, okay, really. But it's not bad and Shilor was actually fairly good in it. So. Oh, it's a big old pimp. Anytime I see him, that's what I think of. What? When he won the Emmy for like young actor, the daytime Emmy's or whatever, we talked about this on a show a long time ago. Yeah, I remember that. When he won for even Stevens and the first thing when he got up on the stage, he was about 12 or 13. And he said, I want to thank my mom, my mom's out there. She a big old pimp. Look at her. And they showed this old hippie woman in the audience. And he just kept saying, my mom's a big old pimp. So anytime I see him, that's what I picture as him being a 12 year old saying, my mom's a big old pimp. I mean, he needs a filter. Like, I do. He needs a shower is what he needs. He needs a filter on his mouth. And a shower, yes. Because I think he's just naturally that greasy. But in the movie, it worked for his character because of kind of how they did to him. But and just like the whole broken hand thing that actually kind of really sucks for him. But you know, they kind of worked that in and it all kind of worked out fine. Speaking of movies, I don't know if you guys are, I don't know if you've kept up with this, but there's a new Alice in Wonderland coming out. Yeah. Yeah. I just did some of the pictures on the blog. Yes. I am so excited and it comes out of my birthday next year. Cool. I'm so excited to see it. I'm really excited to see it, but I believe Taylor was making fun of it last time. Oh, no. You mentioned it? No, not the, not that. The only thing I make fun of in movies is Megan Fox's vagina. That's, that's all that I, when I'm making fun of movies, anyway, that's what I talk about. Because again, I get chlamydia just looking at her on a screen. Oh, yes. Gotta love her. Oh, God. You can tell she's full of chlamydia and syphilis. Like, she breathes like syphilis. Yeah. Yeah. There's a scene in the first Transformers movie where like she's bending over bumblebee or whatever. And they like do, you know, one of the whole Michael Bay 360 shots around her and the sun's all in the background and what, you know, all that. And it's supposed to be like this really hot, sexy scene. And all I can see is like her baby fuzz on her stomach. Where it's all just really hairy and all that hair is really long on a really flat stomach. And all I think about is, oh my God, I'm gonna throw up because it is so disgusting for me to see all that hair off. Because you know that's a big old gorilla salad down there. Ooh. They all hair pie. This has got people now to bleachers, hairy stomach and hair pie. Oh. And she was way too tan. I mean, come on, really. Racist! Right now we're gonna have the Tan-Americans Association coming after us. Now listen, Ricky is definitely multicultural by injection. Mm-hmm. Yes, that is correct. He says with pride. As well he should. I'm equal opportunity. I am equal opportunity. Bottom. How dare you. We are an equal opportunity bottom. No dick too big. No dick too small. Come on down to Lakeland. Come on down to Polk County. And when I say Polk County, I mean Polk. Come on down to Ricky Burton's House of Bottoms. Bob, why don't you get Joey in free? Oh. Well on that note. We should probably think about wrapping this up. Ricky, thank you so much for being on the show tonight. You're welcome. Thank you for asking me. Well, thank you even more if you get me a date. I'll see what I can do for you. I just... I appreciate it. Beings, we were just talking about House of Bottoms. Do you want to plug away anything for your show? I would really appreciate it. If everyone would go to Falmikeys.com and listen to some of our good shows and some of our not so good shows. And tell us how great we are with the five star review in iTunes. There you go. And as always, you can go to our blog, which is podasmycopilot.com. You can email us at podasmycopilot@gmail.com. Leave us a voicemail at 206-202-5165. You can be our friend on Facebook at okay so I love podasmycopilot. And Ricky, do you guys have a Facebook group or page or anything like that? Actually, we have two of them because I did not know I opened two of them. So, one of them is called Falmikeys podcast and the other one is called the Falmikeys podcast. Well, there you go. Alright, so look for those and thank you guys both very much for being on tonight. And we'll see you all next week with episode, I guess, 111 because we're going to split this one up into two. Yep. So, for everybody, this is Taylor. Uh, Rodan. And this is Ricky. Alright, everybody, have a good week. We'll see you later. 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