Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 109 - A Giraffe In Hot Pants, or Gentlemen Don't Fist On The First Date
Guest Co Host Ricky B from Foul Monkeys Talks with PiMC about elementary school, The Fourth of July, a Taffy and Tank tag team, Bathroom ettiquette, and Rodan's need to pimp out his fellow podcasters to get a piece. Also, Ricky gets all Thorn Birds on our asses, and Rodan makes Ricky let out one of his trademark laughing fits - and much more!
Thank you to Ricky for hanging out with us - please check out his website at www.foulmonkeys.com
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[music] Oh, sweet liberty of life that last I found you. It's time for another episode of "How does my co-pilot?" With "Taylor the Latte Boy," "Taffy Carlisle Huffington," and "Rhodan." Take it away, kids! [music] Recording episode 109 in 3, 2... Oh, shit, I don't have a language set up. Fuck. You know what? Hey, everybody! This is "Taylor the Latte Boy." And you just downloaded episode one-- I'm keeping all that in. This is downloaded episode 109 of "Pod as my co-pilot." "Happy 5th of July." Woo-hoo, woo-hoo! I am joined, as always, by Rodan. Hello. And the role of "Taffy Carlisle Huffington" will be played by Ricky from "Fowl Monkeys" tonight. Yay! How you doing, Ricky? Good. How are you guys? We're doing okay. So, we're still a podcast based in Florida with one person in Louisiana. Yeah, I know, it's kind of funny. 'Cause you live about an hour away from me. Yeah, that's about, well, really an hour, you think? Well, the way "Taylor" drives. No, actually, the way "Taylor" drives, it takes me about 17 minutes to get there, but according to Google, that time I came and visited you, I think it said 56 minutes. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. I guess so. I usually get to your area, probably win 40 minutes, 45 minutes. Okay. Yeah, that sounds about right. That sounds about how long it took me to get there before. So, Ricky, how are things going with "Fowl Monkeys" and with "Life in General?" Pretty good. I'm getting ready to graduate from USF in about three weeks. I'm so happy. I would be done with that crap. Congratulations. You'll have your bachelor's degree? Yeah, I'll have my bachelor's in business, but right after that, I'm going to be certified as a teacher. So, I'll be hopefully teaching elementary school. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I'm dealing with a lot of issues with my work right now, which is just me. I just, I'm just trying to picture you teaching elementary schools. Well, Michael Jackson's dad's or someone has to fill the void. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Me! Wow. I thought I would get away from this, because being my my son. We'll be a little gentler with you, but now I'm my jack. No, you know what? I think I would do well. I think I'll do well around kids. I'll have to learn to monitor myself, but I think it'll be easy. I don't think it's going to be that hard. It's not, it's actually not that hard to monitor yourself. I mean, you listen to this show and I obviously have no problem talking about, you know, Dix and Bukaki and, you know, double anal, that sort of thing. But when I'm around kids, it's funny when I have friends that listen to me, like, you know, especially Taffy, sometimes if we're in the car going back for lunch and I'm talking to a family, I'll be very, well, that's very interesting. When I'm talking on the phone to somebody, you know, you know, anything I could do to support you and you just need to give me a call anytime. Okay, thanks a lot. Okay. Bye-bye. So anyway, Bob, it was fucking me in the ass the other night. It was really, really good. Yeah, no, I've seen him do that. Yeah. And she just looks at me like, okay, the fact that you could turn that on and off is really creepy. That's pretty funny. I think, I think maybe I might slip up and say like a curse word, but I don't, I don't know. I don't think so. What age would you like to work with? I want to teach an age that does not require me to do the F-cat scores. Okay. First, second, or fourth. Fourth grade was my favorite year. Fourth grade was definitely my favorite year as far as being a kid. And I like working with that age. That's a fun age to work with because there's still where you can get away with telling them some things and they, you know, that they're willing to listen to you versus, you know, a couple of years down the line, everything is, I don't know, and they just shrug their shoulders and you want to punch them in the face. Right. Yeah. See, I don't want to beat anyone. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be bad. Fourth grade, I think is a definitely a good year. That was probably one of my favorites as well. I don't remember too much about fourth grade. I remember third grade and fifth grade only because our third grade teacher had a seizure in front of us and died. What? Oh my goodness. Yeah, she was teaching and she had a seizure and she died. In front of all of us. Yeah. She was in the middle of teaching and she had a seizure and died. Oh my God. Yeah. It was really weird. Did they do anything for you guys? Did they just say man up and then bring it in? Oh no. They had like counselors and stuff like that for like weeks. Did you all get an A for the semester like when a roommate dies in college? Well, I got to go to fourth grade, so I guess so. And it was a little touch and go there. Pre-epileptic seizures. Right. That's when you go in the next day and tell the substitute. Yeah. She was going to write an A. But instead she wrote A and it hit the ground. That's awful. Oh my God. So you said something about fifth grade. What was weird about fifth grade? Well, that was the last year that she taught. So we were her like her class that she retired with. So she like loved us a lot. Everything. So she like did a bunch of extra stuff for us because she wasn't going to be teaching anymore. So it was nice. My fifth grade teacher was a cunt. Really? Yeah. She was she was the teacher who told me that I would never amount to anything. Actually, she told my mother that. She said she told my mother he's he's probably not going to do anything productive with his life. Why was that? Because I'm eating erasers. Because I would eat paste in the back of the room and fondle myself inappropriately. Actually, is there any way to appropriately fondle yourself? Yeah. Only when you're adjusting your balls or dick because they're not going to do it. We'll get to that in a minute. Yeah. Needless to say, when I got my master's degree, I photocopied it and called the school and said, you know, does Miss so-and-so still work there? And they said, yes. And I mailed our copy with a tersely written note. Did you really? Yes. Yeah. I'm sure the words look bitch appeared in there somewhere. But yeah, no, because that's that stuck with me forever. But I still hear that voice in my head at night when I'm crying in the dark. Well, you're even you're lucky that you had a teacher that cared to even say that. Because most people don't even have that. Well, anymore that that is something that when I when I talk to kids in schools, they pretty much say, you know, I got this bad grade on this test and I'll say, wait, did you talk to the teacher? And I've had enough kids tell me this that I believe it. The teacher will say, well, go ask one of your friends. Rather than try and teach them or say, you know, meet me after class and all that sort of stuff. Just talk to one of your friends and they'll be able to explain it to you. Well, you guys do live in the land of where people. Inbreed? Well, I wasn't going to just say that, but not just inbreed but where, you know, the teachers have, you know, a predilection for the students. And that is true. They haven't like two female teachers who went after their students, came from Florida. Debril of Fave, the one that always the one that kind of looked like a skinny blonde John Goodman. Like that constant deer in the headlights. I don't understand why everybody's talking to me this way. As our tits are popped out the top of her blouse. Yeah, that that one. And I'm sure there've been a couple of other ones. She sounds awesome. Yeah. Actually, both sound like they're probably from Lakeland. Oh, they're not even that smart here to do that. And Ricky makes three. No, did you guys hear about the lightning strike that happened here yesterday at a Baptist church? Oh, I was just saying that it killed one person and then like hurt 30 other people. Yeah. Well, they were playing volleyball or something. I think it was soccer. It was like a Spanish Baptist thing. I don't know. Well, you couldn't help them. You could have gotten them out of the way. I was at Starbucks watching 10 other people study their Bibles. Oh, my God. Wow. Yeah. It was really weird to walk into a Starbucks and see like 10 people looking at their Bibles and like taking notes. The thing I don't get about it is, well, okay, if you've been on a church and you're 40 and you've been going to church where I would at least say 30 years, do you really have to take notes anymore? I mean, really? I never understood that. The Starbucks that Taffy and Tanka Babaloo and I meet at a lot. We usually meet there like on Friday or Saturday nights and hang out. There's always a, there's always some sort of Bible study group going on, but it's always seems to be younger and they come in really late. It's almost like they come in post one of their like young life or whatever those meetings are that they go to and they all hang out and usually somebody brings a guitar and we give them dirty looks so they don't play the guitar. And then, you know, they're all sitting around and at least one person has the God's Gym, you know, his pain, your gain t-shirt on and all the rest of them is there. Oh my God. I haven't seen that forever. Yeah. There's always at least one of those. Well, yeah. You're Lakeland, our Pinellas Park. It's pretty much, you know, you know, six and one half a dozen apostles of the other. And it's, it's usually, it's usually there's something like that going on. It's, they tend to keep to themselves and they're all having a good time and we always make fun of the one factor on the group and it's okay. So. Well, we, the Starbucks that I'm going to is the one that's opened closest to, um, was it Florida Southern College, which is a main, like a big Christian college. Oh, yeah. So, I mean, there's a bunch of them that go there. So although some of them, you know, are pretty nice to look at, but, you know, once they have the Bible in their hand, I kind of like, uh, not so much. Oh, no. I think that's really hot. That's very thorn birds. Very. I've been there. I've done that. Have you really? I've done that. The first person I ever slept with was the preacher son. At a girl. You go in the church. In the church. Okay. Normally I would say this for a damn, but I'm putting in the "What's your name again?" music for Ricky. Yeah, right? What was your name again? An intimate look into the love lives and buchwas of your favorite podcasters. Taylor the Latte boy. Taffy Carlisle Huffington. And Rotan. Okay. Alright. Tasting the Holy Sacrament. Go! Well, it really wasn't anything like his father was preaching and we were out in the whatever it is where all the people are. On the altar. You were bent over the altar. Well, not quite that. We were sitting next to each other when we were, you know, looking and then he's like, "Oh, I got into the bathroom." I was like, "Okay, because you want to come with me?" And I was like, "Okay, whatever." Okay, the fact that you were eight and he was thirty-five wasn't a big, you know, one time to do it. This was the Baptist church in Virginia. Oh, well, I'm sorry. The fact that you were four and the fact that he was sixty-three didn't matter to you. We were both fifteen, so we just went to the bathroom and he like, started doing his thing and I started doing my thing. And, you know, the next thing you know, you're peeing on each other? What do you say his thing? You mean you're talking about just like being or what? Well, no, we started, you know, finding one another. Okay. You know, we saw Jesus and went back to Projesus. And that happened a couple of times. We did a once in his dad's office and once in the Baptist mobile. I have never been more proud to know another podcaster than I am right now. That's pretty cool. Was he cute? Hi, Aaron. I miss you. Yes, he was very cute, actually. So, is he now like a Southern Baptist preacher or is he now a big flame and queen? He is like married, he's married and has kids and stuff. He like has a horse farm, so. It's Todd Palin, Sarah Palin's husband. You betcha. You betcha. Oh, geez, don't look amoose. So, how about Sarah Palin resigning? I know, I saw it yesterday. That's pretty weird. Something's up. She did something wrong. I know. It actually makes me more nervous that she resigned than if she had stayed in office. Yeah. Actually, to be honest though, if you think about it, Charlie Chris should do the same thing. He's already said I'm not running. No. You know, and I'm sure most of his time has spent these days besides fucking boys. I was going to say trolling the parks. Allegedly. Allegedly. You know, he's just, all he's doing is raising funds for a senate campaign. Yeah. And, you know, his eventual legal defense from his divorce when the wife kicks them out. But whatever. I don't know too much about Florida politics. I mean, I know I've been here for 70 years. Neither of the Florida politicians. Yeah, whatever. He's like the governor, Ryan. Yes. Wow, yes. He's the governor. He is your super tan governor. From St. Petersburg. He's from St. Petersburg. You know, he, he, yeah. I mean, I remember like him running for office for various things when I was in high school and stuff and his whole three strikes are out or some bullshit thing that he did. He was the, that made me really made him famous. He was the guy that you called when like whenever the hurricanes were coming and they were talking about gouging gas prices and all that sort of stuff. Like he was the consumer affairs guy. I forget when he was in charge of. But I always really liked him in that role. You know, Republican or not. I always thought he did a good job with that. Oh, yeah. No, he was like, he was either attorney general or something like that. Yeah, that's, yeah, attorney general. That's, that's, we, we sound so intelligent right now. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we should probably explain why Taffy's not here. Really? Do we have to? Why is Taffy not here? Thank you for asking, Ricky. You're welcome. Taffy right now. We get the bell. Taffy is on a cruise. That bitch. I know. Taffy, Taffy, Taffy is on a business cruise, a Disney cruise. Again. I would kill myself. No, they love the Disney cruises. They're trying to talk Bobaloo and I into going on a Disney cruise. They don't have to talk. I like that. I'm using a Disney too. Yeah. Well, there's a different kind of crew. We saw you cruising. We noticed that. Yeah. Yes. It was talked about on all the other podcasts. Hey Warren. It was okay. So Taffy's on Disney cruise. Yeah. So she and the girls didn't know about it. They surprised them this morning. They got a really good deal like last week for returning passengers. So they decided to go and have a good time. So they're going for the next couple of days and I'm in charge of feeding the cats. And also feeding the cats and getting in their mail. And also apparently the pool guy comes tomorrow. Is he a cute pool guy? I don't know. But apparently that means that the pool will be completely cleaned and refreshed. And it was specifically said to me. If you and Bobaloo want to go over and fuck in the pool, I am totally okay with that. Oh my god. Now normally I would be, you know, polite and saying no, no, that's, that's quite all right. And that's kind of gross that you're talking about this with us. However, she hasn't for me that within a week of me moving into this house, she and tank had sex in my bathroom. That's right. I forgot all about that. Yeah. So on the one hand. Make sure you leave the water brown. Oh. On the one hand, turn about spare play. On the other hand, I know she's got security cameras set up all over that place. And that's a video podcast. I don't think anybody necessarily needs to see. Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm sure there's definitely a market for Taylor Bobaloo. I'm sure there is too. Yes. Yes. And thank you to those of you twisted deviants that have asked about that in the past. But so we, speaking of the Huffington's, we spent the, we spent the evening with them last night in celebration. Oh, not in celebration of something, but in this town of celebration. In the town of celebration, celebrating our nation's birthday. They have, of course, the weird step bird Americana. The place is so weird. It's so weird. It's, it's, I, I, it was nice spending time with the Huffington's and it was, there was lots of really good food at the different stands. We did a really good restaurant. It's just, there's something very, you keep turning around expecting to see Nicole Kidman and like Matthew Roderick, like wandering around with the hair, the perfect hair and the, and the, the Krenland skirt and all that sort of stuff. It just, I, it just, it kind of reminds me of that movie that John Kerry was on. The Truman Show. It's totally the Truman Show. Very like that. It's totally the Truman Show. However, I got to see something last night that I have never seen before. And that is? I got to see. I got, well, in a way, yes. And I have to say hypocrisy. No, a pussy, he said. Um, I got to see a Tati and Tank tag team and not in the kind that you guys are thinking. Oh, one of the girls is something bad and then they tag team parented. No, it was one of these where, okay, they have, for those of you who have been to celebration or don't know, they sort of have this big reflecting pool in the middle of the town, which is where they were shooting at the fireworks. Well, they had patio tables and chairs set up all around the perimeter. So what people were doing at like 10 o'clock in the morning is they were pretty much laying claim to the various tables. So Tank had a piece of bungee rope. Why? I don't know. I don't want to know. And he tied it around all of the chairs and they put a bunch of their stuff on top of the table and pretty much left it there all day. Because celebration is one of those weird towns where you could leave your shit laying all over the place all day and nobody's going to bother it. Well, cut to right before we go to dinner, we walk past the table and somebody else has their stuff on top of our stuff on the table. To which Taffy being Taffy walks over, takes the stuff, puts it on the ground and keeps walking and says, we have that table, that's not going to be a problem. Because I'm saying, well, what if we come back and there's somebody sitting at the table? She's like, does her typical look at me and goes, do you really think that they're going to continue sitting there? I'm like, no, I guess not. Oh. So we have dinner, we have a wonderful time, we start to walk back to the table and there is a guy who is sitting there in a bathing suit, no shirt. With now all of the Huffington stuff on the ground and his stuff on top of the table. Holy shit. To which now tank is actually over at Starbucks getting a drink at this point. So it's Taffy, me, Babaloo, the little Huffington and lollipop. So Taffy says to the girls, go for a walk to which the girls scamper off. And by scamper off, they stand 10 feet away so they can hear everything that's happening. Right, of course. Taffy walks in and starts laying in on this guy. Our stuff was here, you need to move. And he was like, no, my stuff's been here all day. And she's like, that's a lie. She goes, we have video of the fact that our stuff was here. And he's like, no, no, my stuff wasn't here. And she says, all of these chairs were tied together. And he goes, I know, I ended the road. She goes, so in other words, then our stuff was here. No, it wasn't here. I mean, the guy was clearly drunk. And he's like, well, there's only three of us. She's like, that's great. There's six of us. There's only four chairs. So at this point he keeps saying, no, my stuff was here all day. Well, now Babaloo is standing behind the guy. Oh. And goes into what I love when you refer to his howler monkey mode. [LAUGHTER] And he's like, that's not true. That's what happened. That's not what happened. That's not what happened all day. There's only stuff that would have been here. And I'm standing kind of on another side of where I start talking. And this guy suddenly realizes that he's surrounded of the three of us. All just sort of where we're just kind of laying into the guy. But then Tank shows up and Tank being wonderful laid back Tank. Everything was polite and sir. But it was one of these Taffy would talk. Then Tank would talk. Then Taffy would ask a question. Then Tank would ask a question before the guy could answer the first question. And then as he was answering the first question, the Tank would ask a second question. And then they would talk a little bit more. And then they would tell him to get up and he wouldn't get up. So they started asking more questions back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. To the point where this guy was a blithering idiot, within about ten minutes, it was beautiful to watch. So eventually the guy said, "You know what? You all have a lovely evening." And was all trying to be all aggravated and indignant to which Taffy's like, "Fine. Thank you." So they sat down. The first thing on my mouth was, "Thank you for giving me a story for tomorrow night show." I would not even just knowing her. I wouldn't even be that brave. I could not do that. Yeah, I mean she's definitely a bull in a chime shop when it comes to that. I can only just imagine Tank dating with her. Oh my gosh. Especially since Tank's arms are the size of my head. Right. And he was in the tight polo shirt and the Madras shorts and he was just sort of standing over this guy who was on his sixth gin and tonic. So it was a mess. But we watched the... No, I was going to say that he was from Polk County. I don't know if he was not yet. He had a handsome woman as a wife. I will say that. Oh. Well Polk County. Yeah, they had a kid. But they weren't sitting at the table at the time. So I guess he figured he would sit there and then eventually by the time the other people would get back. His family would be sitting there at that point and that wasn't the case. Taffy pretty much said she goes, "I will sit on the table on top of all of their stuff. We're sitting here if that's what it would have taken." So that she would have blocked the fireworks for them. America hurrah! Wow. I will say this for celebration. The fireworks were some of the best 4th of July fireworks I've ever seen in my entire life. Well, you know, Disney pretty much, when I realized celebration is not technically Disney, but it kind of is. But my, I mean, yeah. I can only imagine just in Orlando where fireworks happen every day for an event like 4th of July. It has to be extra special. Well, some of the people at Disney World got an extra special firework at the end of the night last night. Oh, sad. Too soon. Too soon. What happened? A guy was killed on the monorail. Oh, really? At a driver, he crashed into the back of a monorail that was sitting at the ticket and transportation center to kill him. He crashed the monorail and crashed the monorail. Yeah, he crashed the monorail. It was like they were space docking. He crashed the monorail into the back of the monorail. So it was, there was video of it where, I mean, you can see the one monorail is actually inside the other monorail. Holy shit. I thought all that stuff was electronic. I computerized. I didn't know actually someone drove those. Yeah, they really do drive them. But I mean, they look like, you don't have to be about 18 to be a monorail driver. The guy was 21. He went to Stetson University. Holy cow. Do they know what happened? They're not sure yet, but they, the monorail was closed today. Nobody could ride the monorail. So they had extra buses and fairies. And well, there was always extra fairies at Disney World, but there was extra stuff like that all around for. For people to get to the parks, but that was like the first thing this morning. That was the first thing that I saw. And it happened at like two in the morning because all of the parks were open late last night. We talked about actually going over after we left the Huffington's. We talked about going over to the park and seeing, seeing if we could see some more fireworks and decided not to. Because yesterday or today was Babaloo's last day on his annual pass. Oh, well, so we actually went to animal kingdom yesterday for a couple of hours. Or as I like to call it the surface of the sun. It was about 300 degrees. There is nothing worse than a fat man on the 4th of July. Oh, well, Ricky, you understand that. Yeah. Yes, I do. Thanks. That's why I spent it inside last night. Yeah. Did you go to a friend's house or did you just hang out at your house? No, I went over to Nicole's house. We watched the exorcist and high tension. Because nothing says the birth of our nation like Linda Blair spinning her head around. And stabbing herself in the kuchi pop with a with a damn cross. Yeah, that sounds a little bit better than what I watched a big trouble little China yesterday. Of course you did. Oh, I missed half each and I both would have said that together. Did you just hang out by yourself or did you have company? Oh, no, I went over and hung with Professor Dr. Scott. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was supposed to have a date with Professor Dr. Scott and I and my date were supposed to go do stuff. And my date was not feeling well because we stayed out the night before and drank too much. And he needed to be someplace where he could be near a toilet that was familiar to him. I guess so. I'm not really sure. I think he was just dehydrated with all the fisting. Hey, there's no fisting. Not on the first date. Exactly. I'm a gentleman. Gentlemen don't fist on the first date. And now we have a title for episode 109. Gentlemen don't fist on the first date. Oh, that was funny. Speaking of speaking of loose buttholes, Ricky. Oh, the first hour of your two hour pride, your live fried show was possibly one of the funniest episodes of a podcast that I've heard in a very long time. Oh my God, it was that pride 48 thing. It was like ridiculous, crazy. But just being interactive with the people at the same time made it a whole lot funnier. We may have to do that next year because I've listened to yours and I've listened to Ness's show. And it sounds like you guys are having a real lot of fun with listeners. It was good. I don't know how we would do that though just because we all tape in separate locations versus taping. You guys taped right there. Yeah, but you guys could do it over Skype. The program that they use, you could do it over Skype. Okay. Because I was taking the calls in through Skype and recording on my computer. Well, I was using two different computers though because I have a mixer. Yeah, I think Ness has a mixer too and we don't. So we do everything just with whatever software I can download. But if you talk to Daniel Brewer, he'll tell you all about it. Okay. We like free or nearly free. Yeah, the free or the better. Oh, yes, see, that's not going to happen because the program that we use, nice cast, it costs $40. Well, $40 is okay. I don't mind $40. But the good thing is that we raised or pride 48 raised enough money for through donations that we have the whole year to do live shows whoever wants to do them. Oh, nice. Yeah, we had enough donations to pay for and I didn't know that was going to be used for that. I thought it was for Daniel, you know, doing all this extra stuff that he did for us. But yeah, they use it to pay for the live feed and for us able to do live shows when we want to. Cool. That was very cool. But it's really fun. You guys should do it. I was surprised you guys didn't do it. Taffy is not crazy about the live aspect. I think that both Taffy and Rodan embrace the fact that I edit our show heavily. Right. Yes, yes, we require the editing. So the idea that, you know, we would be flying by the seats of our pants, you know, down or run our ankles is just, I think, a little too scary for us. But, you know what, it would be a challenge and Taffy loves nothing more than a challenge. Yeah, and it's really hard because before we started like 15 minutes before, I was so nervous because I'm not a person that edits shows, I just post them. So, and I knew that, right. But I knew that, you know, anything could be said on the live feed and it'll be heard. So, you know, if you get going on a subject and you accidentally say somebody's name or you've mentioned something, you know, that you don't like, it's, you know, it's kind of scary. It's out there forever. We just recorded as we went, and then that's, you know, wasn't bad. Yeah. We will have to, we'll have to give it a chance. But we've had a lot of comments on the live show and just saying how funny the first episode was. Is the second episode funny? Yeah, that's pretty funny. It's up now too. So, you can download it and listen to it. I have downloaded. I just haven't listened to it yet. I've been catching up on the first official pot as my co-pilot spinoff. I actually did download all those episodes. I haven't listened to them yet. What is it? It's called Dangerous and Lovely. Oh, you know, I saw their name somewhere. Where did I see that? I don't know. I don't know. But I got an email from Davey who is the main guy on it and saying that they really like our show and that they're using us kind of as their basis for their show because they're really raunchy too. And it's two guys and a girl. And I'm enjoying it. I think I'm up to episode four. Oh, I saw them on New and Notable. That's where I saw them. Oh, are they on New and Notable? Well, everybody tried that. If you like pot as my co-pilot and you like film monkeys, I think you guys are really going to like the show. It's called Dangerous and Lovely. They're available at dangerousandlovely.com. It's Davey and Zachaby, who I think is actually kind of cute. And... Jackie. Jackie, that's right. We had an episode last week that crashed on us. Taffy's track screwed up. But I refer to them as if you like pot as my co-pilot. It's kind of like Muppet Babies with dick jokes. Because they're all like in their 20s. Oh, their title of the show is Things One Shouldn't Do in a Church. There you go. You were a guest on the show and didn't even know it. Oh, God. I don't know if I'm happy or sad. What else is going on, guys? I went to the Monroe fireworks yesterday. Yeah. I meant to ask, what did you do for the July? And how were they? We went up to the levy and we watched fireworks. So, yes. It was good. I mean, it was disappointed because my date wasn't able to join us. But we did have, I mean, Scott and I had a good time. And we watched like set big trouble in little China, which is always patriotic. And the fireworks were actually not bad for Monroe. So, better than the last two years. Okay. So, yeah, it wasn't quite the box of, you know, that you get at the fireworks stand. You just like, it goes off. We just kind of how it felt last year, so. How small is this town? It's 100,000 people between Monroe and West Monroe. So, it's not that small. So, it's like the biggest little city in there. It's kind of like Lakeland then. Yeah. Well, actually, no. Lakeland's probably bigger. Oh, okay. So, what's the, what, there's another town in Lake, whole county. It's probably more. Bartos? I can't think of it. It's not in whole county. Remember anymore? It's been a long time. We don't, you know, we don't have like the rooms to go out later. Well, then, you know, it doesn't get more rural than that if you don't have a rooms to go outlet. Right. You mean you don't have until January 2011 to finance things? You have to actually come up with the money up there? I'm in Smith and Ashley. But do they have the Cindy Crawford collection there? I'm thinking no. No, actually, they do not have this because it does not get more metropolitan than the rooms to go outlet. No, I was trying to think of things in Lakeland besides the public's corporate headquarters, and I couldn't think of anything. There's a cracker barrel. Yeah, racist barrel. Oh, yeah. So, while we were at the gay days, and so I'm going to go into what I was, I wanted to ask about. So, you know how with Southern Boy, we had this random weird St. Petersburg Monroe connection? Yeah. Apparently, at Disney World, learned that Ricky and I are that there's this random connection with Ricky and Northeast Louisiana. And it was just like, "Oh, my God!" So, there is this cute little boy on the Bear 411, I think cute little boy. It makes him sound like he's 14. There's this cute boy who's on Bear 411. What is you talking? I'll show him now. And I thought he was adorable and I tried emailing him for ages. He would not respond to me for anything, for anything. And so, when I was in a, we were at Disney World, Ricky's like, "Yeah, I know someone who knows you in Monroe or something like that." And I figured out it was the same guy who won't give me the time of day for anything. And apparently, Ricky knows him. And so, I figured I'd ask Ricky about him. Oh, my friend Nathan. Isn't he like the most adorable thing you'd have ever figured eyes on? He is adorable, yes. He's very cute. I'll talk to him. That's why you wanted Ricky to be on tonight so that he could be your wingman on Bear 411? Yes. [laughter] Rodan Marie Co-pilot. How very dare you. I'm embarrassed for you right now. [laughter] Okay, and so, here's the thing. So, I befriended him on Facebook saying, "Hey, I know Ricky." And then he said hi to me. [laughter] And that was pretty much what it took. And we were just like, and so, and then that was it. So, we haven't talked since, but it was one of those like, "Dude, Ricky's got some pull. He's got cute boys waiting in the wings." [laughter] Listen, there's insert joke there. Okay, Ricky, go ahead with what you're going to say. No, that's going to say he's a really nice guy. It's kind of awkward how he, well, not really awkward how he met. But he was coming to Lakeland to, because I guess he had a friend or something. I don't know why he was coming to Lakeland for a job interview, I believe. And he messaged me on my space asking me what Lakeland was like and blah, blah, blah, blah. So, we talked for about two or three months before he got here. And so, when he got here, he actually stayed at my apartment. [laughter] Really? And so, he got his job, and he actually, like, stayed with me for a week. And then he moved to Tampa, so. Did you have sex with him? Do you know him biblically too? Um, yeah, um, I don't know what to say about that. So, in other words, Nathan is a podcasting star fuckers. [laughter] Wow. Kevin, Michael, you're next on the list. Get the house ready. [laughter] Nathan, if you enjoy hot tubs, you might want to give the boys the way we see at a phone call. [laughter] Can you handle the baby's arm? Give terminally single a shout out. He's really only into bigger guys. So, then Rodan should be in Lake Flynn. Yeah, right. Exactly. I don't think Rodan's like the site. I don't know. He might like Rodan's size, but. He's a giraffe in hot pants. [laughter] I do not wear hot pants. [laughter] Bitch. I really wish he would, so I could see that. [laughter] No, I'll give him a talk. I'll talk to him and see what he says. I'll get some... I don't know. I'll get a connection for you. He's young though. He's not that young, is he? He's 23. Is he the one that on your old injuries go, "I'm Nathan?" Yes, that's him. Oh, my God, really? Yes. That's him. And I'm Nathan. I'm Nathan. [laughter] That sounds like to be from Rustin. [laughter] So, while we were at Gay Days, what did you guys think about my trophy boyfriend that I had with me? Oh, I was going to bring that up. I just wasn't sure what the current sass was. Well, he's not my boyfriend, but the weekend he was. Because I called him that while we were there, and he was excited, and you weren't. [laughter] And I was like, "Oh, my God, I'm looking fast!" [laughter] He's hot. He's very hot. Miguel. Miguel. Yeah. Wow. That's all I have to say. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. With a name like Miguel, it's definitely going to get my attention. Well, I like the boys with a churro in their pants, so... [laughter] I don't know if he has a ch-- I asked him one point, like, how often he works out. And he was, like, twice a day, seven days a week. I was just like, "Dude!" He does. He has, like, his own little personal gem and everything, so... Is that what we're calling your ass now? [laughter] No, that's play time. Oh. [laughter] So, pretty much, he works out three times a day, seven days a week. [laughter] Let's make that four, if we were actually living closer to one another. Oh, my God. [laughter] No, I'm just kidding. Come up for air, everyone's in the wild. Jesus Christ. No, he's a nice guy, and just explain why he was excited, and not that I wasn't excited. It's just that... No, you weren't. You were just like, "I thought I'd said something wrong." Mm-hmm. I mean, I was like, 'cause I was just, you know, being my normal asshole self, and I was just kind of joking around, and just at one point, Ricky looked at me like, "You better shut the fuck up." [laughter] I was just like, "Oh, okay." Well, it's not that we don't want to date one another. It's just that I want to wait until I'm finished with school to even get anything started. And he lives four hours away, so that's going to require one of us to do. If we're going to be... Oh, where does he live? He lives in Fort Lauderdale. Dude! He's like, "Lived in my backyard." He lives in, like, my vocal. [laughter] Sorry, Rodan. [laughter] That's okay. I was busy being married back then. [laughter] Unfortunately, your husband wasn't. [laughter] Oh, no. That's bad. [laughter] But it's true. It is true, and Rodan knows it. Does he listen to the show? Does he fucking all the geriatrics, what? Oh, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. He doesn't even know the name. I probably told him the name, like, 10 times. Oh, okay. He couldn't figure out how to get that to work. [laughter] Of course, the black bags confuse him, so, you know, trying to get him to download a podcast would be close to impossible. [laughter] [laughter] Can y'all tell that I really don't like him? [laughter] Yeah, really? You think? Maybe? So, Rodan, I have a question, and I don't know if we can talk about it, so you might have to take this out, but Warren, are you guys still talking? We are still talking. I've not talked to him in a couple of days. His sister was visiting, and so we got kind of out of the rhythm of texting and talking every day, and so then this week has been hell for me, work-wise, and then, so I haven't gotten a chance to talk to him much. Oh, my God. I've been bad. I want to talk to him. He is so cute and adorable and funny. I know, right? He's a nice guy, though. He's a really nice guy. He's a really nice guy. We got to spend a little bit more time with him on Sunday at Epcot and had a lot of fun. Until the monorail crashed. Oh. [laughter] Too soon. We actually had dinner with him Saturday night, and we hung out with him until like 11, and then I was like, "Okay, I've got to go because I can't use the bathroom at this restaurant." Bye. [laughter] What was it like no white people allowed or something? No, I just don't really do public bathrooms, so... For anything or just... No, just pooping. Okay. Okay, because I was going to say, apparently you do use public bathrooms at a church. Well, I wasn't pooping. [laughter] I didn't realize that. Well, not that time. Fucking spine. Pooping's bad. [laughter] God. [laughter] No, but I mean, we're going to slippery slope right now, but I agree with Ricky in the public displays of gastrointestinal distress and not necessarily my forte. Did that work? Did that keep it above the line? [laughter] From what we normally would have... [laughter] Yeah, no, I'm with you. I'd prefer not to, but when you got to, you got to. Actually, sometimes I'd prefer public so that way I don't have to deal with it at home. God! Okay, see! Jesus! [laughter] No, I just don't like the whole... Oh, five people are in here, and then you have to try to hold it, so nothing happens. And then the longer you hold it, the worse it gets. And then the whole commode explodes, and then you just, it's awful. And then they all see the top of your head when you rise three feet in the air. Right, or they're looking at your shoes, so when you come out of the restaurant, everyone's looking at your shoes. [laughter] You know what I'm talking about? I've done that before. I waited for shoes to come out, because he would... Have you really? Oh, God, yeah. I could care less. Although, at work, I do notice because I used to wear a badge that was like on my belt. So, I would self-consciously take my badge off whenever I went to the bathroom, just... I do that too! [laughter] So, what the... Oh, 'cause you wear it around your pants, you mean? You wear it on your belt? Yeah, 'cause I wear it on my belt. Okay, I was gonna say, 'cause I wear mine on a land, you're around my neck. I'm like, "My God, are you that hunched over?" [laughter] You need to get to a doctor! I mean, my God! Well, if he's down that low, he's probably given up low job. [laughter] Well, then they can just see the bottoms of his feet, 'cause they're hanging out the bottom of the stall, so... [laughter] Unless he's doing acrobatics on the handicap stall rails. Yeah, well, you know, that happens often. Well, he does have the upper body strength now. [laughter] Look at his pictures on Facebook. [laughter] Oh, yes, thank you. All of his muscle shirts. Oh. Hey, I... I got some new supplements this weekend, and I feel like I could lift up a semi. Actually... Well, good. And I know. I can't even know that, but I was out, and I hugged somebody, and they were like, "You're gonna kill me." I was like... And I thought they were joking. I was like, "No, you really need to let go." I was like... Well, you had your hand around his balls at the time, so... Well, you know. Like a vice grip. Ow. [laughter] And by ow, Ricky means... Ooh. [laughter] Yeah, right. Actually, I don't get into the cockball torture stuff, like Taylor does. [laughter] I... Please. Please. [laughter] You might as well call me Breyers. I'm so vanilla. Yeah, I'm pretty vanilla, too. I'm so vanilla, I've got little blue specks in my car. [laughter] Bye, Ricky. We'll see you next time. You're right. [laughter] Not Ricky, Kevin. I meant to say Kevin. Goddamn it. [laughter] Screwed up the chair. I love Kevin. We're Kevin. I'm leaving, too. Bye. No, no, no. We're almost done, I promise. I promise. [laughter] Okay, well, one other thing. I'm trying to think about the stuff that we talked about last week that we lost on the track. No, they got lost on the show. Yeah. One thing that I definitely want to do is I want to send a big thanks to Joe and Dallas who sent us a care package. I had a really shitty day one day at work and came home and there was a box waiting for me on my front step with porn and books and DVDs for all three of us. It was really, really cool. Sweet! Which porn did he send you? Um... What was the name of that porn? Did he send you street boys? No. No. He tends to send us the, like, the bear porn, which I'm not complaining at all. Um... Okay, hold on. Let me see. Okay, it's called Overdrive. Uh-huh. And it's... It's Titan Men, I don't know. It's... It sounds like trucker porn. Is it trucker porn? No, it's... I watched... I just sort of fast forwarded through it just to see, like, you know, what it was. And when you say fast forward, you watched all five hours of it. Right, well, I watched all five hours of it in three-minute increments. And it's something where, like, a guy meets a guy and he's... It's all about cars, somehow, where these guys have sex and there's one guy's car. Like, the guy picks up the one... The guy that's driving the car picks up another guy and then they have sex. And then the guy that gets picked up steals the car with all the guys closing into the guy is to walk naked through the woods and then there's some other things that happen with, like, the guy that stole the car meets up with his boyfriend and they have sex. And then there's, like, a cop that's, like, jerking off in the corner. But he shows up for a little bit. It's very weird. There's some really cute guys in it. And there's some guys that are not very cute in it, too. Oh, it's like gay Christine. Yes. Yes. You mean, like, the Stephen King Christine? Yes. Okay. Although there's probably some listeners that don't know what that is. Yeah. I'm not kidding people. But anyway, Joe, thank you very much. And I don't know if Rodan got this as well, but I got a message on Skype tonight from Joe asking if I would be his Skype friend to get ready for his new podcast that he's going to be starting soon. Really? Yeah, Joe and Dallas is going to start doing a podcast. And when he does and he has a name and he's ready to release it to the masses, we will definitely let everybody know. Absolutely. Oh, well, I didn't get that message on my Skype. All right. It said, Hey, Taylor and Rodan in the message. So I assume that he sent it to you. Thanks, Joe. I'm glad you like me enough to send me that message, too. Wow. He sent you porn, too. So that's that's really the international sign of welcome. That is very true. So yeah, but overdrive is a good movie. I do like gone fishing the one that he sent you at Christmas time. Yeah. So if he wanted to send me a copy of go fishing, I would be okay with that. And it's a two part. I know what I want to see part two because there's one guy in it that's really cute that I want to see if he does stuff in the second movie. I want to see where his story leads. Yeah, and story you made this do. Yeah. Yeah. I want that movie, too. Go on fishing. Yeah. Okay. Joe and Dallas, if you want us to tell everybody the name of your podcast, we all want copies of gone fishing one and two. This is not blackmail folks. Racist. Joe does not care for the racism. What movie did he send Julian? White jocks, black cocks. Wow. And he sent him dark chocolate in the nose. And that's why we love Joe and Dallas. Yes. We love Joe and Dallas. Yeah. So Rodan, you have, what's the name of this movie? Let's see. You have Steven Scarborough disc one, which is like a greatest hits from Falcon. Sweet. So yeah. All I know is I watched one scene of it to make sure that the DVD worked, of course. Of course. Of course. And the guy had a mustache, so I turned it off. Ew. Gross. Is it 70s porn? I think it's like 80s porn. Oh no. So, but that could be fun. 80s porn could be because they've all got, you know, frosted mullets and, or, you know, acid jeans, you know, acid wash jeans down around their ankles. Fun with popcorn maybe. Yeah. Exactly. Get them out of your best gal pals around and. Okay. Have you guys ever had tricks that like to watch porn while you're having sex? Or tricks or just partners in general? That's not an option for me. See, I don't like it either. Yeah. I just don't understand. I had a quote unquote straight guy that used to come over every once in a while back in the house that we lived in. Yeah. You want to left a skid mark on your futon. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Have we not told the skid mark on your own? We totally forgot about the skid mark on the futon. Oh my God. [laughter] But you're on the futon white? Yes. [laughter] Not after that. I had to go wake up. Oh. [laughter] I remember that. Oh my God. Anyway. [laughter] That was really funny. I totally forgot about that. Anyway, he posted that was how we had to start was, you know, so you got a movie and we would pop in the movie and we'd sit and watch the movie for a few minutes and then things would sort of lead to that. Was it a straight porn or was it gay porn? No, it was gay porn. Okay. Because all he had at home was straight porn. Yeah. I don't really do that with another person that's not going to do on my own. It's sacred time. [laughter] Exactly. And that's the kind of, I am about it. And to be honest, I prefer kind of going back down memory lane for my jerking off time more than anything else. So I enjoy the porn as art, really. And then... [laughter] As art my ass. Yeah. All right. Well. [laughter] That was, that was, John Goodman called Taffy one time with, when Taffy had the girls in the car like driving home from school and out of nowhere started talking about, I'm really interested in the answer, interracial porn right now because there's just something so artistic about the black hot going in the white ass. Oh, oh no. And Taffy is like, I have my children in the car right now. Wow. Yeah. She's a pig. [laughter] I have to meet that person. Just be sure you're up on all your shots first. That's the only thing that I ask. Because she's, she's a, you know, her cup runneth over with syphilis and chlamydia. Gross. Yeah. She's just, she's hot. That's hot. Yeah. There you go. Stay tuned for part two of Taylor and Rodan's conversation with Ricky, coming soon on Pot as My Co-Pilot. As always, you can go to our blog, which is Pot as My Co-Pilot.com. Email us at Pot as My Co-Pilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165. Or you can be our friends on Facebook at OK So I Love Pot as My Co-Pilot. This is Taylor the Latte Boy. Have a good week, everybody. And we'll see you real soon with episode 110.