Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 106 - It Should Have Been Called Up Yours, or 1..2..3..UHH!
Two episodes in a week! We talk about Taffy's birthday, The "Big Boy" phenom, Gay Days, summer movies, and Taffy's grandmother's demands for cleanliness in Ohio.
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(upbeat music) Stop watching that eBay auction for a vintage pair of Wonder Woman underoos. It's time for another episode of Pot is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. Bonjour, no, that's Italian for hello. - Jesus. - And obnoxious, apparently. - Yes, it's obnoxious ease. This is Taylor the Latte boy, and you just downloaded episode 106 of Pot is My Co-Pilot. The first episode with all three of us in about six, seven years. - And about that. - It has been forever. I am joined as always by both my lovely co-hosts, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. - Thanks, I hope you like my new 3D. (laughing) - He said lovely co-hosts, so. - Ow. Your new Buffont. - My new Buffont, which, by the way, my stylist said I do not have many gray hairs. However, he said I did have some gray hairs, and I cried in the chair. - Yes, well, you do have some gray hair? - Yes. - Okay, well that was decided that we were gonna tell you that you had gray hair, whether you had gray hair or not, and you got to gay days. (laughing) - Well, it worked. - Well, go ahead and do it. - It was the power of suggestion. - The power of Satan is more like it. (laughing) - Because as we've established Long You Go On The Show, she's the devil. (laughing) - Yes, she is. - Well, okay, we have to talk about gay days, obviously, because we've had the gay days. And the gay days video is up. The gay days video went up about six, seven hours of actually longer than that. It's probably been about 10 hours ago. - Yay. - And we've definitely gotten some response, so thanks to everybody who's listened to it. But before anything, we have to wish Miss Taffy Carlisle Huffington a very happy, belated birthday. - Yay. - Thank you, thank you. - And she was out of the area for her birthday this year. She was up in Ohio. - The Ohio, yes. I was, and it was a little surreal to be away from Taylor on my birthday. - Aw. - The running joke was the day we got there on the news, because you know, my hometown is not overly newsworthy, and nothing ever happens there. So the big, I mean, it was very much, the big headline story was two black bears had gotten loose not far from Main Street. - Hi, Joe and Dallas. - Exactly, at one point I looked at Tank, and I said, do you think Taylor and Bob are here for my birthday? I was all excited. (laughing) Oh, yeah. But I discovered one of my very favorite things about being out of town on your birthday. You get to eat all of the foods that you crave from, you know, like from my hometown that I crave on your birthday, and you don't feel bad about it at all. Diet be damned. - Excellent. So I talked to you today, 'cause I came and got you guys at the airport and you apparently went to fishes? - Frishes. - Frishes, oh, I'm sorry. So forgive me. - Frish is a big boy. Anyone from the north, yeah, I was gonna say you know what a Frish is, and I will tell you, I'm sure we'll get letters about people disputing the joy and gloriousness of Frishes, but the Frish's Swiss Miss is the most perfectly wonderful, iconic, fabulous, delicious sandwich ever to be. God's celestial one hand basically put it down on earth, 'cause it is, I ate one every day I was there with the exception of one day. - Excellent. Do you know what drove, I just, I still don't understand, and maybe I just need to go back up north for a longer period of time. How the various different big boy chains, like Mark's big boy and Frish's big boy, and there's another one. - We had Bob's big boy. - Okay. How people would like argue about which big boy was the better one big boy. They're all just goddamn big boys. - No, they're not. That actually isn't true because big boy, the big boy license, the only thing that's supposed to be the same is the big boy. And then all the other sandwiches are very regional. You know, you have a buddy boy, and you have a Swiss Miss in the Frish sandwich, but the big boy is the only one that stays cohesively the same. But Frish's, I've never seen a Swiss Miss anywhere but Frish's. And man. - For some reason, whenever I hear of Bob's big boy, or Frish's big boy or whatever, wasn't there something on Saturday Night Live back in the '70s where they called it, well in my case, Bob's, but even they called it Bob's Jew boy. (laughing) - I didn't know. So any time I hear big boy, that's what I think Jew boy. - I think Ricky. (laughing) - Oh. - Big balls maybe. (laughing) - Coming back to gay days anyways. - Yeah, so well, happy birthday. Your gift is going to be picked up tomorrow at the store as it was not available until, yeah, it's a stripper. I'm getting her a stripper at the store because if I could buy strippers at a store, oh my god. (laughing) - That'd be awesome. Your gift is not available until tomorrow. - Okay. - And I will say it's quite a smash. - Oh, I can't wait. - I was about to say I thought I knew it was until that hint. - Oh. - Did you tell Rodan what my gift was at gay days? - No. - No. - Okay. - What did you think it was? - I was thinking you were getting a Wii sport, Wii resort. - Wii resort comes out tomorrow? - It does. - It does? - What is Wii resort? - Plus. (laughing) - What the hell's Wii resort? - Okay, it's like, not Wii Fit. What's the one that comes with the Wii sports? But it's Wii resort, so it's Frisbee and volleyball and that sort of thing. - No, I'm thinking like a resort where it's like, you know, you're at a spa. - Well, yes, it's-- - The remote gives you a massage. - Right? - You have a cabana boy that brings you a bacon wrapped shrimp or something like that. - There is a new vibrate feature on the Wii mode, so Taffy will meet a well taken care of. - Nice. - Her children will be traumatized when they come home from school, but Mommy, why is the Wii mode so juicy? - Oh my God. - Why are your feet up over your ears? - Well, I suppose we did make it to minute five, so that's-- - We haven't actually said anything directly about your regime. We're just talking about you using your regime in a stimulating fashion. - And isn't that the way it's always supposed to be used, really? - Always, yes. - Always. - I didn't say a thing about your cleft palate. (laughing) - Or my most deaf? - Your most deaf. (laughing) - My moose knuckle. - Okay, you called it a moose knuckle, we didn't. - No, you called it that all week in a gay day. - Yes. - I, how very dear you, I never referred to your vagina as a moose knuckle. The title of the episode one of six. (laughing) I never promised you a rose garden. I never called your vagina a moose knuckle. - Taylor did offend me at gay days. Not really, but it sounds better if I say that. - By claiming that Nicole from foul monkeys had the biggest boobs and I had the longest. (laughing) - I do remember that, barely actually. - Yes. - Was I drunk? - I was my way of making you feel good. - Oh, wow. - Gee. - It's kind of like that episode of Friends where Monica gives the really horrible massages. So to make her feel better, Chandler says that she gives the best worst massages. You had the longest boobs out of everybody there. - Well, thank you. Thank you. - Including Big Fatty. (laughing) - Nice. - Nicole's boobs are very bouncy. Well, she's like 18, so they would be bouncy. - Cold boobs are huge. - You could bounce a quarter off of those tits. - Let me tell you something. Melanie from Don't Quit your Day job ain't nothing to shake a stick at. She got some big boobs too. - She's not the shake a boo bat. - She got some. - If she shook a boo, people would get hurt. (laughing) - Why do you have a black guy? - I was walking by Melanie and her bosom popped out. - And she was scared by a fireworks at Epcot. She swung suddenly, next thing I knew I was on the ground holding the side of my face. (laughing) All right, so should we just get into the gay days talk? How do we want to do this? - Absolutely. Well, do you want to take a day by day? - No, apparently it's how you took it another day. - I always have lube, thank you very much. He's not even fucking-- - Anyways. - Bubble was sitting next to me right now and he's got his headset on. He's not even paying attention to me. - Okay. - No, that's good. Can I just tell you that while I enjoyed every single person and I truly mean it, I enjoyed every person there, British John has to be the single funniest person in real life I've ever met. - He's very funny. He's-- - Although I think he may be the poster child for ADD. (laughing) - That's why I just wanna say what is so funny about him is that he's completely calm until he utters something so completely out of left field and ridiculous. It just shocks you where you get the giggles. I giggled all day long about a couple of things. He said, "Well, I was just sitting all of a sudden "I would burst into giggles." He is one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, absolutely. - And Kevin, Kevin B is the same. Kevin B can look at me and make a face and he has the disapproving face. - Well, that's just it in every picture in every video with the exception of maybe two I have of Kevin. He's giving me the picture, I think he's giving me the stink eye and every time he does. Every picture I look at, I giggle. I can't help but giggle. - I have to tell you, do you know who got, I was pleasantly surprised at how handsy he got with me? - Who? - Rodin. (laughing) - Rodin was kind of handsy with everybody. - I was gonna say I may have been a bit handsy with everyone, but I was the most handsy with Taffy. - Oh, that's true, yes. Well, no, he would just be like sitting and talking and all of a sudden I would have a hand on my thigh and I was like, well, good morning. And a happy afternoon to you. No, it was lovely. And once again, the three of us were together and did we record a podcast? No. - Nope. - I think this is like the new, - The new trend. - It's gonna happen, yeah. - We'll see how long we can go all getting together once every six months without actually recording a podcast with all of us in the same room. - It's tantric podcasting. (laughing) - I don't wanna do this for six hours. (laughing) - To see how long we can go without actually, you know, I don't wanna come on the inside, so. (laughing) 'Cause I wanna fuck you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside. - Bye, Kevin, we'll see you next week. (laughing) - Dude, I was also surprised at how cute he was, or is, was West Stone. - West is a very big cutie. - He's very, very cute. - I was not, he was cute. I've known he was cute since he was on when we actually paid attention to the MySpace page. He was our 69 friend. - Oh yeah, that's right. - That is right. - I knew you would like him 'cause he had the flash tee shirt on in his picture. (laughing) - Oh yeah, I forgot about that. And he, while we were drinking at, oh wait, I may this may be ahead of where we are talking about the story, but. - It doesn't matter. - At some point over the weekend, he was like, you know, I was your first online stalker. I was like, oh yeah, I forgot all that. - Well, I'm sure he's glad that you're announcing that to the masses. (laughing) - I don't know if he didn't really stock me. He was the first one to find me. - Because you had a big sign on you that said Rodan with electric lights and arrows. - I didn't at the time. Now all my online identities have Rodan in the name, but back then I didn't. - How many online identities do you have? - Enough. One for every service. Every goddamn possibility to give cock. - Gay for pay with Rodan. (laughing) - He's trolling the Martha Stewart living page. (laughing) There's a chance that he might get a little cock. (laughing) This is a different living. - Nice. - I really love these vintage parasols. H-sex location. (laughing) - I want you to know that after our conversation today, I worked ASL into a conversation. - Of course you did. - Because I'm learning and growing. (gasping) I tell you what. Anytime I'm learning. - It's not very nice to ask that I'm a 14 year old girl. - Well, it was the waiter at Outback, but that's, I don't know. - H-sex location, I'm in and out back. (laughing) - Exactly. - All right, well, let's talk about, well, okay, let's talk about the dinner, the big dinner. We, I guess, hosted, for lack of a better word, dinner at Boma at Animal Kingdom Lodge, and we got a really good turnout for that. I think everybody with the exception of Kevin and Michael and the way we see it guys said they were coming and was able to come, and everybody actually showed up. - I think we had 18. - 16 to 18 somewhere in there. And of course, we, the reservation was only originally for 15, but we just sort of, you know, sent Taffy in a few minutes ahead of us, and suddenly there was no problem. - Oh yeah, no, I got to see a little bit of the Taffy magic, and let me just say, "Damn, damn." 'Cause she's like, "You just need to stay here." And she's like, "To me?" And I was like, "But, but, but, but, I, I, "and all I just saw was the two of them walk away, "and the little host dude, walk away, "and, you know, we can only do two tables. "It's only can be, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. "They come back, and suddenly it was one table "any time you want." - That's because I blew 'em. (laughing) - In the middle of the restaurant. - She does have amazing oral abilities. We just never specified what those oral abilities are. - Exactly. - No, we got, yeah, they put 18, 16 to 18 podcasters in the middle of a room with small children running up. (laughing) And then proceeded to serve as alcohol. (laughing) - You have to understand that you have 16 to 18 people that are all type of personalities, for the most part, who are trying to one up the next group of giggling. And it, and then you involve cameras, because it became a free-for-all at one point of just people getting their picture taken and silliness, and the fact that Melanie can balance a spoon on her nose just, it was all fodder of just ridiculousness. - And Ricky's showing cock shots on his iPhone while there's a four-year-old, literally three feet away from him. - I forgot all about that. - And Tappy's screaming, "Oh, that's really "interesting mushroom, I totally love those mushrooms, "put the camera away." - Put your camera away. - And that was the best thing, 'cause you showed me a Facebook of this guy, and then I was like, "Oh, let me see your iPhone." And it just starts sliding through the pictures. - Yeah, charming. - And Big Fatty announcing to the entire restaurant that he does have fisting lube available for anybody who needs it. (laughing) - I missed that. - Yeah. - Oh, that's great. - I did ask him if he brought his portable swing, and he had not. - Yes, but apparently you all have a rendezvous next year. (laughing) - As standing invitation next year, if he brings it yet. - And if you think for one second, that won't be a video podcast. (laughing) - Tappy in the sling. - Big Fatty, if you're listening, you have my solemn word that if you bring a sling, swing, or any other device that I can still be remained partially clothed in and it can be videotaped for a podcast, I will do it, as will Rodan. - Wait a minute, partially clothed? - Well, in other words, I'm not gonna be naked in this thing. There's no way. I mean, I am a lady after all. (laughing) - Faith-based school mother. (laughing) - Great swing at Disney World. - Thank you, but yes, you have our word, and I say our word because Rodan is part of it. - Yeah. - I cannot speak for Taylor, but Rodan will do it. We know, Jesus, there's video of that somewhere in the cyber world. - There is not. I've never once been set my cheeks in a sling. - What about a swing? - Well, not since like the ones in grade school kind of-- - Wait a minute, he says he's never put his butt cheeks in a sling, does that mean that he's involved a sling in some way, shape, or form? - I have not, no, no, no, no, no, no, yet. I don't know any plans to, but if you know someone, no. (laughing) - I don't know what's that. - On a jacket pilot. - All right, so then actually that night at the dinner, what I thought was one of the funniest comments of the evening actually was right after dinner and came out of Taffy's mouth, and that was, we all went outside, we all got our picture taken, there was a big group picture, which unfortunately, I totally forgot to put in the Gay Days video, but we were outside, and then at Animal Kingdom Lodge, they have wildlife that wanders around that if you open your rooms in the morning, there's like a giraffe, you know, and all that sort of thing. So there was a giraffe eating leaves, and there was a lady in a jeep that worked at Animal Kingdom that kind of brought over, she came over, was kind of sort of leading the giraffe, so it was a little bit closer to all of us that we could take pictures and that sort of thing, and somebody, I forget who it was, said-- - It was British John. - Was it British John that said, "Do you think that he'll eat the lady?" To which Taffy, without missing a pizza, only if the lady asks nicely. I mean, it was seamless, seamless. - Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Well, my favorite part was when all the parents who had children with their nose plex, if they could turn it up to me, like, "Did you actually just say that?" I'm like, "Thank you." I'm your only. - That was the one time I ever saw British John say, "I have to walk away." I can't beat you right now. - It was pretty good. - Oh, good. So then we all went to Boardwalk. - Yes. - And wandered around and danced and exchanged hats. - And did the Cuban shuffle on the cha-cha slide. - Right, that was fun. - So you know, 1994 call, and what the dance is back. Those are the songs they play all the time at the Monroe gay bar, and like, the whole bar becomes. - A line dance? - A line, yeah. I mean, just, like, there's no room to walk, to drink, to do anything. The whole room becomes the Cupid shuffle, or whatever the heck it's called. - That makes me sad for you. - Yes. - Except the only problem was, is that I was unaware we were going to a dance bar, and I had on a blue bubble skirt, shut up. I had on a blue bubble dress, and I didn't have anti-panties on, because I didn't want to have pantanines, except there's one part of the cha-cha slide, when he goes, jump, jump! Well, after the first jump, I went, I can no longer job, because the bubble skirt wrote a little bit, and all of a sudden, I'm sitting down, and Kevin B goes, "Wait a minute, you know how many panties on?" And I'm like, "I just know if it's going to be at a dance bar." And he's like, "You have no panties on?" And I'm like, "No, Kevin, I don't. "I'm like, do you have any on?" He goes, "Well, no." He goes, "But I don't have on a dress." (laughing) You'll understand my point." He goes, "Well, it's too binding." He goes, "I don't like it." I said, "Well, I don't like them either." And he was just like, "But I don't have on a dress." (laughing) You can understand that, Quillage. - Well, and that was after I grabbed you from behind, and accidentally flashed at me. - Yes, that's when we were doing the "How low can you go?" And so, Rodin and I are like, you know, crouched at going down, and we're having all these dances, and then he came up, and I stayed down, and the button on his pants got caught on my skirt, and as he stood up, the skirt went up, and I was like, "And we're done with the dance floor!" Yeah, it was fabulous. I just looked like one of those sad, sad, like, you know, girls were trying to show their booty. I don't know, it was funny. I thought it was funny. - Yeah, that was-- - Not as sad as me putting Melanie's hat on, and using her fan to do some bizarre fan dance along with Taylor after the people. - And the stupid thing that I said, when we went to go get pizza. - There were so many stupid things she said, "I don't know what to do." (laughing) - When we were walking, we went and get a pizza, and you were like, "Do you want to slice a pizza?" And I went, "No, I'm really not in the mood for pizza pizza." And you said, "Well, I'll pay for it." And my surprise was that I didn't miss a beat when I know. - I know. (laughing) - And it was like, "No, that's not what I meant!" (laughing) - I missed all that. - That's 'cause you were getting a handy. - I was not getting a handy. - He was getting passed around for smokes. - He wishes. - Aw. - He was the Florida podcaster's Goodwill tour. (laughing) - He was the swag. He was the good dog. - I was meeting a lot of people. - Yes, we have lots of pictures of you meeting lots of people. They didn't make it into the video. (laughing) - That's probably for a good thing. - Yeah, so we went to the bar, then we went home, and-- - After I found you guys, or after 10. - Yeah, we all went and had pizza. - We were sitting and talking, and enjoying the weather, 'cause it was actually kind of cool out, and looking at, you know, all of the stores were closed, but all the lights were still on, and all of a sudden, I get a message, like, you know, from-- - Frantic. - Yeah, a Frantic, you know. He thought you all left him behind, and we're like, no, we're just over on the other side, and then I realized that my phone was out in the car, and there's like 19 phone calls from Rodin, and they're all like, you know, I'm really freaking out. Where are you? - I said, do you really think we would have left you? And he's like, I didn't know! And I'm like, no, I said, we were just gonna piece pizza, 'cause the boardwalk is basically like a half moon shape, you know, area of shops with the dance hall at one end. And so we just walked around, you know, halfway around the boardwalk. He's like, well, I didn't know, I couldn't find you guys, and we're like, it's okay, it's not like we left you at prom, you're fine. (laughing) - Well, I wasn't sure if you guys thought that I was gonna go, you know, hook up. - Maybe if you looked up from that cock in your mouth, it looked around the room, you were like-- - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Well, Taffy at least told me she was gonna go shopping, and then you were like, the shops are all closed. I was like, what? - And I asked you, I said, so am I taking you home, or are you gonna get right? And you're like, no, no, I'm riding home with you, so at that point, then I would never have left you to do this. - Well, that was three drinks before. (laughing) - Well, that is true. - So dear. - 'Cause I do not hook up. - Are you Kelly Clarkson now? I do not hook up. (laughing) - So the next day was the big day, was the gay days, and we all had our matching shirts. - We did. - Which, never again, can we wear white T-shirts? - Why? - I like wearing the white T-shirts. - I was gonna say, I like the shirts. - I do not like the fact that it rained, and that we had white T-shirts on, which was charming. - Yeah, well, and we actually have an extra T-shirt, which we're gonna talk about later on in the podcast, because Taffy ordered five, but we only needed four. - That's true, yes. - I feel a contest coming on. - There is a contest coming on, but we'll talk about that later, we'll speak of that later. And we met up with everybody, and just, I don't know, a good time was had by all, the only story that really comes to mind, other than British John making everybody laugh in the carousel of progress would be Pirates of the Caribbean. - Oh, but that is a good story. - Yeah. - Enlighten me. - Okay, Taffy had to leave because she had to leave the next morning for an early flight, and we all decided we were going over to Pirates of the Caribbean. Now, at this point, there was 12 of us. - At least, yeah. - There were like 12 or 13 of us, and we all get on Pirates of the Caribbean, and we say to the lady who's about 700 years old, there's 13 of us, so she looks at the boat, and then she looks at us, and then she looks at the boat, and she goes, okay, Rose, six, five, and four. And we're all looking at each other like, we are not small people, I don't think this is a good idea. And in front of us, the first two Rose was people that just said, you know, I just graduated from law school, and I love, you know, sucking cock. It was something where they were obviously like, yeah, young, twinkly lawyers were like in the first two Rose. So we all get in the boat, and we realize, once the boat first makes that first turn, that we were in trouble when you heard that. Oh, my God, the kids, the rails that kind of gently lead it down the map. Well, but this was after we all survived riding a small world together, and the same kind of boat kind of structure. Yes, but they've also adjusted, it's a small world for all of the fatties that go in at the small world. Nowadays, they haven't done that to Pirates of the Caribbean. All they've done is just throw in a couple Johnny Depp animatronic things in around the different parts of the other ride. Yeah. So you first go through, those of you who are not familiar with Pirates of the Caribbean, you first sort of go through, and it's all of these old abandoned caves, and there's old skeletons and that sort of thing. And there's a voice that says dead men tell no tales, all that kind of thing. And then you take a little log flume, which is maybe about 20 feet. If that, if that, and once that you would get down the bottom log flume, then that kind of tells you that starts the story of almost where you're sort of sent back into time. Well, we get around the corner, and we start to go up the log flume, and you sort of feel like it's starting to slow down, and I'm thinking to myself, this is not good. We get to the top of the log flume, and it just stops. Well, that just stops. It goes. Right, it comes to a grinding halt. So then we're sort of sitting there, and we're all looking at one another, and we're looking around, and we're looking around, and that sort of thing. And then we feel the bump of the next log flume behind us. Right. And then there's a more gentle bump of the little flume behind that. And so I eventually look back. There is at least eight or nine log flumes that are like all the way, you know, where you can't even see around the corner anymore. And we're all just sort of sitting there talking, and the little twinkie lawyers in front of us are starting to get nervous. They're starting to look-- they're starting to look around like what's going on. So we get in our head, well, if we just push the flume, if we just sort of like, you know, put all of our weight into it, we might be able to get through. So we start to kind of gently push, which creates, you know, twinkie-mick, tweaked crystal meth in front of me, to turn around and go, stop it, stop it, we might be paused for a reason. OK. So then we all sit there for a few minutes for it. And eventually I'll start talking in front of us about the whole-- we'll probably stop because of all the big guys in the back. It's totally about the big guys in the back. It's way too heavy in the back. It's way too heavy in the back, which causes me to say, if we say to him, we hear much longer, we're going to be-- all of us are going to be trying to figure out which one of you to eat first. Nice. So about that point, some little person comes out from like this like magic, you know, door in the side of the cave and tells us all to rock the boat back and forth. So we all have to put our hands up in the air, which I'm actually doing right now without even thinking about it. Yeah, right. And it was like, just go left and right. Go left and right. And then we had to do the-- all right, push. So we're all doing the one, two, three. [GASPS] One, two, three. [GASPS] Yeah. Why is there no video of this? I know. I was one of these that I took pictures, but I didn't-- if I had been thinking about it because it was pitch black until all of a sudden they turned on the light right before the girl came out. So then it was scrape, scrape, scrape through the entire ride. Every time you turn a corner. It was like, after the third, one, two, three, ugh. We just went down the log fluid really fast. Yeah, and the momentum was-- it was like the Pine Box Derby's at the Cub Scouts, where you'd put a nail in the back of it to make it go faster down the hill. Right, Lord. Yeah, it was-- it was-- we all screamed and it was very, very funny. So then we got stuck again. As we splash down, though, all I hear behind me is Kevin B going, "I am so embarrassed," because you know there is a videotape, some place in Disney World of all the employees of Pirates sitting around laughing at all the big baddies that got stuck on and the Pirates of Derby and ride. Exactly. Going, one, two, three, ugh. Yeah. We were all grunting, like, in unison, like, we were some-- like, we were actually pirates doing a robo or some shit. It was bizarre. Roak! Roak! Roak! Yeah. Good, Lord. Well, I got to tell you who I just adore from Gay Days. Thank you. No. No. It's not you. It's Pat Gigg. Oh, yes. Pat is awesome. And let me tell you why, because this man knows every fucking word to every song from every musical ever created in the history of the world. Like, you could say-- you know how sometimes Taylor and I have a tendency to have a movie or a quote Tourette's where you could say a line and then we go off on a tangent? No, no, no, no. You could say a line of any kind and he would know the entire score to the entire song, who wrote it, when it was written, what the B side was, the whole entire thing. And the one line I chose to quote to him, "I got wrong," which he proceeded to remind me of. Always. Fucking weekend. My moment in the sun with Pat was shot down because-- And the line was? I just remember that I misplaced the word "liberty" from-- or "mystery" for liberty. Oh, sweet. What was it? Oh, sweet liberty of life. Of life. I found you, yes. It was supposed to be "oh sweet mystery of life." That's the other title. "Oh, sweet liberty of life." Of life, yes. So Pat, a thousand pardons I bow at the altar because he's amazing. Well, we got to spend a little bit of extra time with Pat and Melanie and Stevie B and Warren, aka Larry, at Epcot on Sunday, which was nice. I mean, it was wonderful spending time with everybody in the big group, but it was also nice to kind of have that-- because Epcot is a more quiet park for the most part. And it was definitely-- it was not nearly as crowded as Gay Days was. The Bears run amok at Epcot on Sunday. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, they did. It was big hairy guys everywhere, which truth be told, kind of good to me a couple of times. But it was nice spending time with them and we all had dinner or we all had lunch, rather, at the Rosencrown and had this, like, really nice conversation about podcasting and all that sort of stuff, which was a lot of fun for me because I'm a big nerd. But it was just really nice to get to spend some time with him and Melanie and just enjoying their company. Melanie was a bad girl because she was supposed to have something to help her foot not get around. She walked too much and her foot was hurting her. So I had to reprimand her, which I think she enjoyed just a little bit. Well, anytime that you spank somebody, they always enjoy it, whether they say, "Well, that's true." Do you blame them? Some people pay for that service. So it was-- Disney was a fun-- I was exhausted. I have to admit between that and a couple of days before visiting with my family at Disney World, out of seven days in the week, I was at Disney World six of the seven days. That's a lot of happiness, exactly. Then I get to go back on Friday because my college roommate and his wife and their two kids are going to be down and I'm going to go and spend a little bit of time with them Friday afternoon. Very cool. Honestly, we had talked about going on Sunday because a little little less Huffington goes to camp, not terribly far from over there. And I was just like, "You know what, I mean, if you really want to go, since it's going to be Father's Day and neither of our children will be home, we can do that, but I need to take a couple of days off. That's the fact that-- And you know, why would you go someplace where it's going to be nothing but kids surrounded by their fathers? Because we would have went to-- are you kidding, Tank's favorite place on earth is Epcot. So we would have went to Epcot. Wow, that's true. You know, Epcot was a wee bit disappointing to me just because it was my favorite park growing up and it just seems like it's the park that they've paid the least attention to. No, that's Hollywood Studios. Hollywood Studios to me is so dated. Yeah, well, I mean, even the refreshes they've done at Epcot are just-- are already so dated. And I don't know, I was just disappointed just because I think it's very easy for Epcot to become dated and-- Well, it's just what I say, isn't it? I mean, it's almost impossible for them to keep Epcot fresh and cutting edge, I would think, personally, I mean, I think it would be very, very difficult for them to do that. Yeah, I would agree. It's almost like that when you take a car, a new car off the lot. Yes. You know, it loses its appeal or something. It's newness. Yeah. What's the-- what's the hell is the word? You're the car person. What the hell is that called? It's real value. Wow. It's real value. It's real value. It's the same thing. It's just that where they try and be technologically advanced. I mean, you know, they're redoing Kevin and Michael's imagination thing because they're still talking about the magic of digital cameras. Right. You know, that's-- which I'm very curious to see how they redo that. And that gets up. We'll have to go and take a jaunt over there and check out the new show. Well, I just-- I think the Epcot's-- Epcot-- I don't know why MGM hasn't been done better because God, think of all the movies they've had come out. I know. There's so much possibility with MGM, the-- or Disney Studios, that it's ridiculous that they haven't moved faster to update that park as well. Well, when you figure their big tent pole ride when they first opened was the great movie ride. Oh. And you go in there now and it's just-- It's ridiculous. It's-- you know, Kevin B does an amazing Sigourney Weaver impression. [LAUGHTER] Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Anyone who's ever seen it understands that it's just-- it's just-- it's old. But I mean, it's not old in the charming, you know, it's a small world or a carousel of progress, which is starting to show its age considerably. It's just-- it's just outdated because it's supposed to be, you know, the new movies coming out and it's aliens. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's supposed to be like classic movies, but there have been plenty classic movies over the last 20 years that barely get a mention or a thought. I mean, it's just-- yeah, it's pretty-- Yeah. --pretty bad. But you know what, though? I still love Disney World. I do. I hate it. Oh, well, absolutely. I totally love it. But it's just sort of one of those that Hollywood Studios has kind of become my least favorite to go to other than rock and roller coaster and Tower of Terror. Why don't you do those, then you've done everything there is to do. I like the toy story ride, too. I like it. The toy story ride, though, the line for that is always so ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know why you don't like the rides at Animal Kingdom more. I love the dinosaur ride. The dinosaur ride, for some reason, I don't like the fact that it's dark and then the screaming. It's bumpy and scream. It's too dark and too loud for me. I like the dinosaur ride. I like-- I like the Animal Kingdom. I love the Everest. And obviously, Nemo is great and Everest is great. And the Safari is great? Yup. I like the Animal Kingdom. That's where we should go next to the Animal Kingdom. Yeah, I still never have done Animal Kingdom. So next year, I definitely want to hit them. We'll have to. Next year, we'll have to definitely do Animal Kingdom one day. So, Rodin, do you think you're going to come back this year? Yeah. I think you'll be back. When do you think you'll be back? I don't know. I mean, I expect to be able to take some time off every now and then, although I may be going up to New York to visit Mr. Warren at that point, but-- Oh. I know. Oh, there you go. His baby's romance. Yes, you're all-- you've been discussed on other podcasts. Oh, Lord. Yeah. That apparently, according to Big Fatty, the only thing missing between you and Warren was Chuck Willory saying, you know, we'll be back in two and two. Warren is very sweet and very cute. We've been talking pretty much every day, so-- Love is in the air. Love is just a game. That's syphilis. And on that note. And on that note. So let's talk about something else. Okay. I want to bring up something. I want to bring up a question that I know is going to create havoc and anger. God. Shoot. So Taffy. Mm-hmm. What did you think of up? Oh. Really? Really? Let's discuss the up, shall we? I yearn to discuss that. For those of you who haven't seen the happy-go-lucky little new Disney movie Up, let me just assure you that this is a dark cloud of sadness, and it's horrible. Now this shop, visually, this movie is beautiful, it's Pixar, it's Disney, it's Eye Candy, it's well done, the layering of textures, and all that bullshit is great. The story from the second it starts to the ending credits, I bald like a baby. At one point I turned to look at Babaloo and Taylor and I said, "This is why I see movies where things blow up, because I'm telling you how bad it is. Lollipop who doesn't cry at anything bald all the way home." They were hysterical. They had to take a meeting in the ladies' room where it was eventually it was a little subbington and Tank and Babaloo and I look at each other going, "It's not like they killed a kitten at the end of the month." It was worse. It was worse. I would rather them have taken a kitten and it been this scene from the hitcher where they attacked the first pause, some pause to the cab, back pause to the trailer, ripped the kitten in half. That had been better. That had been easier for me to take than up. I'm telling you right now. You can send your emails! Right. I'm not encouraging someone to do this, I'm just saying. All I could think of was, I can't even discuss it, it was just, it's way, way, way to heart strings and emotional for a kid. Let alone an adult. Let alone a female adult. I think it's absolutely worse for women. I don't know why. I'm calming sex. It's calming a non-feminist. I don't give a shit. The movie is horrible. Do not come to see this movie. It is horrible. No. No. It's beautiful and la, la, la, la. No. No, no, no. No, I'm not saying it's beautiful. I cry like a baby at least three times. Thank you. I cry. I couldn't stop crying from after, you know, for those of you who haven't seen it, I'm not going to give in a way this set up. Although, I'm sure if you read on any message board, it says, do not go see this movie because it's so sad. No. Within the first five. Actually, I don't think people are saying, do not go see this movie because it's sad. That's just you. That's just you. That's a movie because you're going to fall like a baby and then be violent at the Pixar Disney people. I'm sorry. Everybody just talks about the first 15 minutes of the movie. Yeah. Well, see, the first 15 minutes of the movie was gut-wrenching, but then it's everything. Everything off of that is just every time there's a memory, every time that there's a picture, every time, the end of it, it is just, it's exhausting. It's so emotional. Oh my God. I have goosebumps right now just thinking about every time he did the whole across your heart thing. Oh God. I want to kill myself. It's just like all about goosebumps right now. No. I had this conversation, I mean, I was like hands on the table, leaning up in tank's ant's face, going, do not go see this movie. It's horrible. And of course, you know, this one, this one says to me, oh, do you want to go see up next weekend? I'm like, yeah, what it's about? And he's like, I got some Disney movie. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, that's the thing is I actually, I knew it was a guy in a house with balloons. That's all I knew about it. And you know, what's worse is that it's Ed Asner. Yeah. And he has the voice. The only way it could have been worse is if it had been Bob Newhart that I would just punched him in the face, but I will say now, and now having said all this, the animals in the movie are the are the comedic relief. So that tells you how bad it is, because it's not like an animal like, you know, an ice age where the animals are all doing the talking, no, no, no. The animals are very much the comedic relief except the little boy in the play or in the play. The little boy in the movie is Taylor. Yes. No question. It's a little boy. Taylor. Yeah. No, no question. And, um, and Babaloo is the dog because I hit under your porch because I love you. Yeah. No. Babaloo is done. There's no question. So that. And that's how Taylor and Babaloo moved in. Exactly. Exactly. But no. The movie is horrible. I do, I recommend that movie to no one. I'm sorry. I just can imagine all the times, Doug said, are you my master? I'm thinking Babaloo saying that. And he had to wear the cone of shame. We've incorporated that into our love making. Of course you have. So yeah, no, I just, um, I thought, I, I, I do have the up installation on my eye touch though. So it's a, you know, a game I can play. I can pop the balloons to get the, the, you know, how surprised I was going to say to send, send the old man careening to his death into the caverns. It's, it's just, it's a horrible movie. I don't recommend it to anyone. I'm sure we're going to have people go, Oh God, I love to remind me of my grandmother and grandfather. Well, you people need to reevaluate your life and to make matters worse is that after I'm having this conversation with tanks and where I'm like, literally, I am emphatic. I've got my hands on the table. I'm screaming at her. Do not go see this movie. It's ridiculous. Cause she wants to take her, you know, three and five year old grandchildren to see it. And tanked grandmother comes in and goes, I have your birthday gift. And I'm thinking, if she hands me something with balloons on it, I don't know if I'm going to. And this woman, what does she give me? A figurine of an old couple sitting on a bed. My hand to God. That's what she gave me. I was like, are you trying to kill me slowly, but surely? Yeah. Oh, you know, thank you, tank. Thank you. I was, I was nearing tired. Now I'm not tired. Now I'm fired up again. Now I'm pissed. Thanks. Did you just call Taylor tank? All the time. All the time. It happens in my life all the time. So although, you know, I love the movie and rant notwithstanding now that every time I think about it, or I think of any Pixar movie, I think about the comments you made about how there's like the very, you know, kind of basic simple set up that exists in every Pixar movie. Oh, one pugs and popcorn? Yeah, I just, it bugs me now because I just think of those connections and it's like, oh my God, like cheapens all the movies for me now. So, wait, what, what can I say, huh, who about where? I pretty much said on Pugs and Popcorn that when we reviewed up that all of the Pixar movies kind of follow a very basic formula as far as there's the main character and then there's the silly character that's the comic relief that's sort of annoys the main character through the whole movie. And then eventually there is the big blow up where the main character yells at the silly character and the silly character says something very deep and introspective and sort of walks away. So it's like our show. Yeah. Yes. Which one of us is the silly character? Taylor. Anyway, so that, yeah, I pretty much said that during a, no, you're right. And apparently it ruined Pixar movies for, yes. Well, he ruined Madonna's songs for me, so it's only fair he would ruin Pixar movies for you. Actually, his sister ruined Madonna's songs for me. Yes. Is that correct? That's what I thought. Yes, that's it. How? Because she said in every Madonna song at one point she goes, yeah, and now every time I hear Madonna's song, oh, here's her going, yeah, because it's me off every time. I did see the hangover this weekend. Oh, how was that? It was cute. It was, it was funny. The best part of it is the last, what did you say? I should have said something so mean right there. And I didn't. What did you say? Nothing. Did you say it? Because I'll hear it when I, when I play back the tracks. No, you said I saw the hangover this weekend. I was going to say of your belt. Oh, my God. Sorry. That was not nice. And I apologize. Sorry. Oh, there's silence. Oh, shit. So the last five minutes of the movie are really, really good. That when they show, they pretty much show what happened during the night. Spoil alert. Sorry. Didn't mean to ruin that for you guys, but it's been talked about and there is actual penis shown. Oh, yeah. There is a wrecked penis shown at one point. Oh, wow. Oh, but it's, but unfortunately it's not a Bradley Cooper. So I was not appointed. Yes. Yes. The fourth, the fourth co-star of that movie is Bradley Cooper's chest hair. And I ain't complaining. Mm-hmm. He's very cute. Bradley Cooper was also in Wedding Crashers, correct? Yes. He was the, the, the, the, the, the guy, the, the, the, the, the guy, yeah, the dick guy. Yeah. Hmm. Okay. Well, no. I mean, was it good? Was it funny at least? No, it was, it was. There was funny parts. A lot of the funny parts are kind of in the trailer. And I mean, it's, you know, with a general set up, it's an interesting idea for a movie and they kind of go as far with it as they can. So it's not a movie that's been done 15 times. Really just, you know, changed the subplot. No, it kind of is a movie that's been done 15 times. That's what I'd say. Yeah. At least it's done in a way that's at least slightly different from the other ways that you've seen it and the, the resolution of it is a little bit different than what you would expect. No, that's good. And we're all the jokes in the trailer or did they save some for the movie? They saved a couple for the movie, but the majority of them, the majority of the general gist of what you get is, is in the trailer. Now, would you consider this a bromance or more of a just a buddy film or? It's a bromance. It's definitely where these guys are all, you know, they, it's obvious that they all care about one another, but it's not like, you know, the Judd Apatone movies. I talked about this on, on the other website that, you know, the Judd Apatone movies, they're all movies that are kind of, you know, they have heart and they're, they're a bromance. They're a bromance. Yeah, they're bromance. Whereas this is, this is kind of a, this is like a more like a buddy road trip that has a little bit of heart to it. Oh, well, which it's, it's, I, I would, if nothing else, if you're on the fence about it definitely runs it when it comes out on, on a DVD, but if you're, if you're looking for something where you'll, you'll laugh and you will laugh. I, I did laugh through it. Well, even though I know this, this movie does not interest you at all, I'm excited because Transformers 2 comes out. Yes. They should. Which I know the road Dan will be very excited about. Right. And you can see, you know, Megan Fox and her fillet vagina spread eagle on that motorcycle, which they keep showing on TV and it just grosses me out that, that when I see Transformers, that's what I think of. Megan Fox is. You know, the Megan Fox. It's a school here. Yes. I should know that. Yes. And you know, a lot of people think that that's kind of cool that she's from our area and. I do not. You do not. You're not a fan of the Megan Fox. No. No, because I get chlamydia just looking at pictures on the line. Oh. Wasn't she was in, she's been in a couple. She wasn't like a Mary Kay Nash Lee movie. She used to be on Hope and Faith with Kelly Rippa and the other one and either did I, but there was an episode on recently and I was in the beginning. It said Megan Fox and I'm like, that can't be and it was her and she's not necessarily grown as a thespian. Well, and I think she has even said that that, you know, terminate or not, yes, Terminator, that whatever the movie we're talking about. Same movie. Right. And doesn't she, she's even said, you know, this is not an actors movie. This is a computer generator movie that, you know, I'm in. So at least she realizes that. I mean, there is something to that, I suppose. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I believe you got me started talking about that pisses me off. You're a bad man. Well, you said that you wanted to keep this one kind of short tonight because you did just get home a couple of hours ago and have a million things to do. Not the least of which. Oh. Why? Why don't you share the story that you sent me, the text message about about your grandmother and we'll end on that. Which one? I don't even remember. The comment that your grandmother made in front of your children at her house. So we get to date, we say three days at Tank's grandmothers and then we drive about an hour to get to my grandmother's. Now this is a grandmother who is a 50/50. She lives in Florida half the time and she lives in Ohio half the time. So we get to her house and I, she's only been away from Florida for about three weeks. So it's not like it's Tank's grandmother which we haven't seen for six, eight months. So we get in and it's like six o'clock at night and there was a big family reunion so all of her family was in town so when everybody leaves we're all getting ready to go to bed and she looks right at me in front of both of my children and says there better not be any semen on those sheets. Oh. And I said, are you kidding me? And she goes, I'm telling you right now. She's like, I just washed all the sheets that better not be any semen on them in the morning. And I looked at her and I said, and on that note, good night. My toiletries bag and she was dead serious. The next morning I get up and come walking out and she's just like, I'm telling you. And I'm like, Nana, first off, if I was going to have sex in here, because I have a very open dialogue about sex with my grandmother and I said to her, I said, if I was going to have sex in here, I said, you would have hurt us, you know, rattling the headboard against the walls and she was like, jeez, I'm like, all right, knock it off. You know, it's one of those things kind of things, but yes, that was a charming comment for my, you know, 81 year old grandmother to say in front of my two children. Nice. Yeah. I sent Taffy a message that said, your response to the next morning should have been, there was a little semen on the sheets, but I totally got it cleaned up. It's fine. By the way, I put your toothbrush back right where I found it. Yeah, brilliant. By the way, brilliant. All right. It's on that note. On that note. Well, thank you all very much for downloading episode 106 of POD as my co-pilot. As always, you can go to our blog, which is podasmycopilot.com. You can email us at podasmycopilot@gmail.com. Be our friends on Facebook at okay, so I love podasmycopilot. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165. Oh, we never got into the contest. That's because you got me talking about the ridiculous movie. Instead of up, it should have been called up yours. Okay. It should have been called up yours. 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