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vPiMC: Episode 40 - Golf Carts and Horse Slobber
It's two days before Gay Days, and the folks at PiMC have checked into the Ft. Wilderness campground! Check out this tour of the grounds given to you by your guide, Taffy Carlisle Huffington...naturally, we're TOTALLY inappropriate.....
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(upbeat music) - Hello, listeners. - Hello. - This is Teo with the Latte Boy. - My Taffy girl, how have you done it? - I'm Pablo. - And we are at Gay Days for 2.0, 2009. And we are currently in Fort Wilderness and we are in the cabins. And Taffy is showing us around Fort Wilderness 'cause I've never been here before. Pablo's been here with his family, but it's really cool. We just, I just took a bunch of pictures of the cabin. It's awesome. And we are probably actually going to be meeting up with a lot of the other podcasters later tonight 'cause I have some family obligations that I have to do. But Taffy and Pablo are going to meet Papalate Boy later on. That's not a euphemism for my penis. - Papalate, I'm gonna say. - Papalate, yay. - It'll be my first time. - Sure, well, that's not what I meant. (laughing) - I'm sure you popped a latte a time or two. - So, we're going to get a little tour of Fort Wilderness via Taffy Carlisle, Huffington. - This is the bike path. The Taffy's looking forward to taking. It's normally, she takes it with tang. So I guess that means that she'll just be masturbating on the bike path. - Well, the gym is here. - She'll be raping her. - Tay, Tay! (laughing) - Could you be more raving? - Could you be more raving? Oh, you might be wondering where Rodan is. He apparently sat on a tarmac for at least 45 minutes and now is getting on a second plane. - Tarmac, is that what he's now calling his tricks names? Where are you? - I'm on a tarmac. - I'm on a tarmac, which means it's a butt plug. The latest, the latest of butt gloves from tarmac. - It's a big email shape on the bus. - Yeah, oh, that would hurt. - I don't know, little pressure points. - Jesus. - Jesus. - Oh, well, this movie, okay, I like this because then people can see us and they can also see in the windows. They can see the top of your head and they can see Bob Blue's face and they can see my hair. Yes, they can see my hair down there. - This is where he is down the way. - It's bad. - It's a regular trash. - Oh, my gosh. - I just saw laundry hanging from the line. - Well, these people aren't here from months. - Mumps? How much is it to stay here from months? - Well, the, yes, it is. The motor, I think it is, the motor pump. You get a motor pump for a big motor pump. It's like $89 a night. You do your own laundry, not have made service. - No, I'm sorry, but that's a negative. Negative. - Negative. - Unity. - COVID-19. - Shout out my back. - Shout out my back. - You can come. I didn't remember to have to go breath, 'cause I have to help you brother you. - Darkness. - I don't remember to. - Oh, thanks. I have nobody to people but equally every person. - What do we need money for? - We're the trading post. - We're going to the trading post. We're going to the trading post. (upbeat music) ♪ I'm going to land with a man out of his cactus ♪ ♪ I'm going to land with a wild what best was born ♪ - You can also rent fishing poles over here and kayaks and everything and you can actually rent little boats. The girls and tank have done that before. - Can you write the guy in the blue shirt? - Wow. - I'm sure you can't run out of any place. - We're looking for a loan, normally. - All right, me gentlemen. Where the campfire show is. You also have a segue to where the gums are here. And if you'll notice, although it's much more boring at night, I will tell you, but this will be available behind the scenes. - Behind the seed store? - Mm-hmm. - They do the campfire sing along up here where they have obviously a campfire sing along and then they have the movie. And then when they have the movie, these fire pits will be lit up and we can make our sports. It will just pull up here with our little swarm making kit and come in here and we can watch a little Mary Poppins action and... - That sounds dirty. - Well, you know her and Bert got it on. They can fly with an umbrella, please. - They didn't call him a chimney sweep for nothing. (laughing) - Oh! (laughing) - That's where a few places are going to go and Bert. - Of course you did. - You've been hurt those places before. - That Shanna Pettisilla, summer 2004. (laughing) - Fingers, like it's bears. - Bears, I'm about a mama top. - It's gotta be the ability and we just don't stop. - Oh, oh, is that a real sign? - Yeah, that's that video from that guy. - Oh my God. - Kendall, I pushed to the video. - Bears. - Bears. - Bears. - Let's get some bears. - That shoes. - I know. - It works. Let's get some bears. - Bears. I'm a top. I'm a bottom. - I like it a little bit. - What you got up. (laughing) - I like it a lot. I like it. It's Big Bear Pass. Big Bear Pass. - Little Bear. - Little Bear. - It's a little Bear in the back of the bus. - What's his name? My name apparently is Princess Pounding Bear by Indian name. What is, what is? - What is there? - Crazy bears. - His is. - Crazy bear. - His is chief steal your help caps. (laughing) - Thank you. No. That's racist. - Okay, where are we going now? - Well, now what this back here is where we will be eating breakfast in the morning. It's also another little store, as well as where you get to Magic Kingdom, one of the boat dock. And we keep the beaches out here, and the petting zoo is out here, where you can see them washing clean, the white horses of Cinderella's castle that pulls it for the wedding. - No, shoot. - All that's back here. - There's a petting zoo? - There is a petting zoo. - So if Rodan was here, it would be a heavy petting zoo. (laughing) - He would be the next one. - Take that how you want heavy petting. (laughing) - But he would be the major. - Heavy petting the Rodan story. (laughing) He'd be the main attraction, is that what you said? - That's his Indian name, Chief Heavy Petter. (laughing) Now, when you come, like tomorrow morning, we go to Magic Kingdom, we'll pull up here, and hopefully there'll be one that's empty, so we can charge it all day. And then there's the, there's the other one. - Yeah, that's not bad. - Now, how often does the ferry come, does it? - It's about every 20 minutes. - Well, that's not bad. - It depends on how much you flick or clip. - How much you clip? - Flip your clip. - Yeah, how often does the ferry come? Hello. - Hi. - It's your gross. - Right there's, right there's contemporary. - Oh, okay. - And you can rent boats and everything. We should rent a boat. 'Cause you know, we're all such boat people. - I don't do boats, if I don't have to. The only reason I'm gonna be doing a boat over the next few days is because it's Disney World. - I've done a boat. - I'm sure you have a fleet. - Well, he's had a lot of sea men in him before, so. - Now, this is a great place to have breakfast. It's like 8.95, and it's all you can eat, and it's really good. - 8.95, all you can eat breakfast. - I ate breakfast. - Done and done. - Done and here? - Yeah, this is really good. Hearty food and drink, isn't it? - Crockett's tavern. - And then that's the pioneer hall, that's where they do the Hookey's review. And at night, the place is gonna be ridiculous. I was gonna say about that. Oh, we're up and at the hall. - What's that happenin'? - Where's he goin'? What are you doin'? - How much breakfast do you get in the floor? - Let's take a car, clean. I do. - You're actually going to do it. - Now I can't. Here, hold the camera. - Okay. - Are you still recording? - I don't know. - Okay, go ahead and go. (doorbell rings) - Damn it! I hit the rock! (indistinct chatter) (laughing) - Oh man, you're no fun. Did you think I was gonna run after it? (laughing) - You would have if you were a good podcaster. - That's okay, I was a good podcaster. - So that's okay, 'cause I've got a profile shot of you right now. (laughing) - Well shot, 'cause eventually you're gonna be asleep and I'm gonna do an upshot. From the toes up. - Oh, well then you just won't see my face. Or my chest. - It's $15 for breakfast, I'm sorry. - That's not bad. - No, it's gooders. - Is there anything else for us to see that you're gonna do? - Well, we're going to want to take you to the petting zoo and I'm going to take you to where the Cinderella forces are if they're not participating in a wedding. - Well, it's a Thursday. - They wouldn't. - I can't take cars that way. - Okay. - So we'll park here. - Is it? - That's right there where it says petting zoo. - Oh. - Whoa! Let's go to the petting zoo. ♪ Time to be moving along ♪ ♪ It's time to be moving along ♪ ♪ Time to be moving along ♪ ♪ He's looking for her little more good term ♪ ♪ But he's heading for her little better trouble ♪ ♪ He's heading for her little better good job ♪ ♪ Time to be turning around ♪ ♪ Paper out of bedder than your waist ♪ ♪ He's heading for a trouble one of these days ♪ ♪ Born in this rabbit, I'm three to the waist ♪ ♪ He's making his way to the left and place ♪ ♪ He's looking for her little more than time ♪ ♪ But he's heading for her little better trouble ♪ - What did you just say? - I thought I liked taking it up the back. Taylor just almost was attacked by a horse. - I have horse lover on my shirt. See? I don't know if you can see it anymore, it might be dry. Two horses, one horse gave me a kiss on the shoulder, the other, suddenly nibbled on my shoulder. Hi. So we have pretty much done everything there is to do for wilderness, right? We've at least wandered around, we've only seen half. - I think we're pretty much done right now. - Yeah, we're gonna go probably grab a little lunch possibly with-- - I do want to eat, I don't know what you want to eat. - Well, we need to call my father. - Okay. - So-- - Is my father? - I don't know. - Anyway, we will be back with a more of the official gay days podcast coming soon. - Doo doo. - With Rodin, who's apparently in the air. As compared to his legs. - He's in the air. - Which are always in the air. - Air. - Air. - Umbrella, Ella, Ella, Ella. Okay, we're gonna go. How does mikowball.com? - Bye-bye. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)