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PiMC: Episode 104 - The Sphincter Of A Cow, Or Quick! Grab Your Titty!
All over the place tonight - Food shopping, Rain, Rain and Rain, Erectil Dysfunction And You, Rodan tells Taffy a secret, Gay Days, Summer TV, Musicals, Porn...and Musical Porn...and much more! We also all do something we've never done before as a podcast! Thanks, Jeremiah! We are Pod Is My Copilot.com
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I've just been handed a note. Screw you, we're not a spin-off. You're listening to another episode of Pot is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Take it away, kids! Ola! That's Portuguese for Hello, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and you just downloaded episode 104 of Pot is My Co-Pilot. I am joined as, yes, really. I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, Lovels. Bitchy Mixnipe. My issue. We definitely want to thank Pat from Don't Quit Your Day job for being on the show last week with us. We came on literally at a moment's notice. He just happened to say hi to me on Skype and I thought, you know what, we haven't had him on in a while. I thought it would be fun. And then we over-talked him. Yes, and then we asked him on and then wouldn't let him speak, so Pat, we are very sorry. You will have the option of gagging at least one or two of us the next time you come on the show with whatever you need to gag us with. That'll be after, that'll be after Gay Day, so there's a chance that could actually have video podcasts, Rodan wishes. Hey. Okay, so let's hear about your trots. What's going on? No, not that kind of belly issue. Tank made the cookies again. And I ate two of them and I'm regretting that decision. They're like these amazing oatmeal chocolate chip, nut, double tree, wonderful, fabulous. The first time you made them, I took a bite of one and I said, I swear to God, if you ever make them again, I'll divorce you. I said, I will kill you. I will end your life. And so of course tonight, he made another patch. But they were supposed to be for somebody else. And then when we put them in the container, there was some that wouldn't fit into the container because they're huge. They're like five inches in diameter. And so there was leftovers. And of course, I partake of two of them. And then I, we proceeded to go on a bike ride. And so, you know, the constant moving the legs into the stomach, I was like, oh, that was not a good choice to eat those cookies. But you know what? They were really good. And I figured it is a holiday weekend after all. Yes. Happy Memorial Day. Oh, yeah. Apparently he has no memorial. He has no memory. Well, okay, today at Publix, I go, I walk up to the walk up to Publix. So I went food shopping today. And there is kind of like the goony, not, not high goony, not that kind of goony, just sort of this odd little manager guy that, you know, looks like he sniffs underwear and stuff. That's neither here nor there. And he was dressed up like a farmer out front. Why? And he was surrounded by huge things of corn. And corn was on sale, 12 for $3. So he was standing there with a big straw hat and he was head on the overalls. And you know, the, the, not the, well, I guess the gingham shirt. And he's all saying, howdy folks is walking in and I'm thinking, it's not farmer's day. It's Memorial Day. And he was playing on a jukebox right out front, born in the USA, which if memory serves is kind of a song, trashing the country. Well, certainly track, well, it's trashing the economic state of the country, circa 1985. But isn't it? I thought it was about Vietnam veterans that did the way they were treated when they. Yeah. Well, yeah, but that's not an unpatriotic song. It was well, what kind of it is actually, it's not necessarily chatting up the country. I mean, it's, you know, kind of saying this, it just was very weird. And then he would come in every once in a while. Like while I was shopping, you'd get on the intercom ago, you know, Hey, y'all, it's farmer Joe. And I was like, Oh my God, somebody kill me. It's holiday. Right. And eventually he must have gotten tired of it. So they sent the little retarded girl that goes runs around the parking lot and gets the shopping cards. And she, and she's, and she's very sweet. And she's probably actually, she's older than me. And she always says hello to everybody. And she was very much, you know, corn. You want corn? Who wants corn? Do you want corn? She was children of the corn. Right. So they pretty much probably told her that you have to sell the corn. You have to sell up the corn. So she was all excited because she was given a job that didn't involve, you know, running through the parking lot and typhoon weather chasing after shopping carts, chasing after big metal things with wheels as lightning is shooting around. You're gonna get letters. I know. I'm not the one sending around the parking lot. It's, it's farmer Joe. Yeah. I miss Publix. Well, our Publix today, they were doing the down home grill out where they had the whole entire front area set up where normally they have like the lawn chairs and the, the flowers, they had it all set up where they were grilling hot dogs and you could buy a hot dog and a Publix cola for a dollar. Oh, that's not a bad deal. No, it's not a bad deal. Except the guy that was waiting in line was complaining because they had Publix brand catch up and Publix brand mustard and not a French's and Heinz. And the guy is like, well, we're showcasing, you know, today, it's one of those days where if you buy Heinz, you got the Publix brand for free. Yeah. And they were like, you know, well, we're showcasing the Publix brand and this is, you know, a great way for you to taste them and look, you know, you get this free. And this guy is doing, they're arguing with this, you know, the employee who has gotten the shit job of standing outside in the 90 degree weather, right, you know, with the looming storm coming for the, for two hours, you know, grilling hot dogs. So it's like, he's thinking to himself, it doesn't matter if it's a Heinz bottle or Publix bottle, they're both going to be painful when I jam them up your ass. Exactly. It's going to look the same when it's splattered all over your face. So they were selling a ton of them, no. Yeah, they were, they had hot dogs and they also had butter garlic shrimp that they grilled and they were given away, they were given away free shrimp. Oh my God, they were so good. I might have gone back and acted like, Oh, you've got shrimp after I'd already had one because they were that good. And by one, he means eight. No, by one, I mean one, but shrimp is, you know, lean protein. So you're good to go. There you go. That's what we had for dinner tonight with shrimp. We had steak. I decided to get some steaks and I got the marbleized steak. So it was extra fatty and good and artery clogging. It was wonderful. And, and I got some corn and steam the corn and got apple pie and that is one thing. Tank and I are excellent cooks. That's one thing we do not take on in that steak. Never. I don't think I don't think we've ever made steak once maybe and it just is something that's not done because I we get it's, I think it's not that we're intimidated by steak. It's just the price that you spend buying a nice cut of steak. If you screw it up, then you're kind of fucked when you can go to a really good steak house, you know, 25 bucks and get all the trimmings and you know that the steak is going to be well prepared and I don't know, I'd rather buy steak at a restaurant. I have a tendency to agree, even though I do love the Sam's Club steak. I never bought it. I didn't, I didn't realize they sold steak. Oh, God, they sell all sorts of meat. Hmm. Apparently Rodan has partaked of that. Well, at least and partakes of meat. Chocking. The title to episode 104. Yeah, right. Now, I mean, do you have a specific, I know that I know that Taylor likes a good T-bone or is it New York strip? New York strip. Yeah. Is that is that your your cut of choice? I've been moving more towards fillets lately. That's me. And I'll tell you what, one cut of meat I absolutely do not like because I've had the opportunity to have it a lot lately is Kansas City strip. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. Like the Kansas City cut of, oh my God, it's like, it's horrible. It's the reverse of, it's reverse of good. It's the cows ass. It's the snout. It's like they cut it backwards or something. All the texture of the meat is like completely wrong. It's just, it's very bizarre compared to the actual sphincter of the cow. I'm sure I'm insulting everyone in the state of Kansas right now. Not if they're cutting their steak backwards. That's just stupid. Well, Eric, the southern boy right now is actually gagging because he's a vegetable. Oh, Eric, the southern boy. I know. I know. He's kind of like faded away. I don't know where he is. Eric, call us. Hope you're still alive. Jesus. Jesus. Or, you know, have more interesting things to do to listen to our podcast, not that that ever, not that that's ever true. But hey, people don't need more interesting things to do to listen to our podcast. Are there more interesting things to do? No. Yes. Yes. They can fuck while they're listening to it. That's not a problem. In fact, we encourage that behavior. Fucking while listening to us. Yes. Hey, we've got voices to fuck by. The title for episode one before you can talk to our voices. Lord, what's this to fuck by? Rodeon. The official podcast to get naked and legal on people too. So let's talk about all the rain. No, really? Why do you want to talk about the rain? Well, we want to talk about the rain because it has done nothing but rain for the last week. Today was the first day that I don't think we got any rain here. It's been, but you know what, though, we have went so long without rain. The first day, it was like, oh my God, rain. We need rain, rain, rain. The second day, it was like, oh, this is nice, a good soak. The third day, we were like, okay, you can be done. The fourth day, we were like, what the fuck? Not me. I loved it. I absolutely loved it. Why? I don't live in Seattle. I was going to say, I still don't know. Why do we live in the state? It's yet to be. Oh, you guys are bitching a moment. It's raining. You guys needed it? Yeah, we really need rain. You know, and fall off the planet. Now, everything is all green and everything is pretty again and it looks green, green, green, which of course is. Right. And tonight, I walked the dogs and it was gorgeous out. It was absolutely beautiful. And I'm thinking to myself, what are the chances of this lasting another two weeks? Yeah. Well, we literally got back from our bike ride at like 10 till 10. I mean, I walked in the door, came in and started turning things on to start recording. And it was downright chilly at one point because we rode through the golf course and it's, you know, it's pitch dark in there and shut up. And I know why it was chilly on the golf course. Anyways, yeah, there was like, there was a comment actually made from tank of, okay, sand trap, sand, dark, bad. So, um, but no, it was actually like, because. Yeah, if you're going to fuck on a golf course, just fuck on the greens. Well, the only problem with that is, is that the greens are flat and light catches them, whereas if there's any dunes and this, that's where you can kind of be a little more hidden. The particular golf course, the golf course that's around the corner from our house is. But if you do it in a sand trap, there's a better chance of you actually doing a screaming seagull. So, Jesus, please, please tell our listeners what a screaming seagull is. A screaming seagull is when you're having sex on the beach and the, the, the mail or the top pulls his dick out, puts it in the sand and then puts it back in you. And then she goes and then she makes the sound, which is, oh, that's awesome. Rodana's repulsed. We finally found something that sends Rodana and my god. I think that was probable. Oh my god. That's because he's the bottom. That's why it offends him. Oh my gosh, that is just, I can't imagine it from a top or a bottom perspective. Well, I don't think anybody actually does these things. I'm positive it's been done. I'm positive it's been done. Not to me, but I'm really, it's definitely been done. Probably, you know, probably as the guy's bucking her, he's probably going, oh my god, you sound like a seagull. Hopefully accidentally, but you know, well, yeah, hopefully. Ricky call in, tell us let us know. I love Ricky, don't pick on him. He's currently in California with the, that's what she said guys. They're taping right now while we're taping. Really? Wow. Did he go to California just to see them? Yeah, I think so. And he also saw NASA and Westone. Oh, we will be seeing in a couple weeks. I know. Gay days. Gay days, girl. Wait, why girl? Oh, no. I've not been able to buy my tickets yet. I'm not saying that I won't be able to buy my tickets, even though they're now $125 more expensive than they were when I first checked them. So is this your way of telling us that you're not coming to gay days? I am doing everything I possibly can to go. So yes, this is your way of telling us you're not coming to gay days. No, no, no, no. I need this vacation more than you guys know. And the fact that I may not be able to take the time off. Okay, well, not being able to take the time off is not the same as getting a ticket. So which is it? Well, I don't want to buy the ticket and then it'd be now refundable and may not be able to use it. Can you can you exchange it? Can you use it as a later date? And for some reason, there's a problem. Well, I don't know how these, you know, new fangled, you know, like through orbits and that bullshit stuff works. So. Oh, geez, technology. Oh, no, I don't know what to do. All you do is you call somebody and you say, this is a situation. I'm planning on doing a vacation, but there's a possibility that I might not be able to go. If for some reason I can't go and I bought the ticket, can I use the ticket at a later date? Everything I know so far, based on the research I've done, says that no, I could not. So I'm probably going to spend a little bit more to buy refundable or transferable tickets. Well, when are you going to know if you have the date done? Mr. Jump into the middle of that without letting me finish bitching my pitch. This is not your first time on the show. I never let anybody finish it. When are you going to know if you have the days off? I'm going to book the tickets by on Tuesday, no later. And on what airlines? More than likely Delta, although I do have enough points on US Airways. If I wanted to drive an hour to fly from Jackson, I could fly for free. Where do you normally fly from? Monroe. We have our own airport. We are so fancy. It has a really big slingshot. Soto's Rodan. Monroe is the birthplace of Delta Airlines. Really? And the Ku Klux Klan. Wow, what a coincidence. Yeah, so we really are the birthplace of Delta Airlines. I just remember a Disney World when Delta used to sponsor the ride if you had wings. Oh god. If you had wings, it was the world movie song I know. It was where the Buzz Light year old ride is. I might have that song. I have a whole bunch of Disney MP3s. I might have that song. That would be so cool. Sponsored by Delta. Fly the friendly sky, sorry. You will let us know by Tuesday night, what's going on? Yes. You will be sending me money by Tuesday night, right? No, I'm just kidding. You'll get your money one way or the other. That's not the first time she's heard that. I have to take it out of Taylor's ass. That's not what I've got to do with it. Oh, please. Who doesn't have to take it out? Hey, not that that's the first time he's ever heard that either. There we go. Oh, geez. Getting a ticket out of my ass in front of all those podcasters. With all those podcasters. You wish. Hello, Pat. Good days till we get to see you. Well, hopefully we'll see you. I'm trying. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Like I said, hopefully I'll book the tickets on Tuesday or I'll say no on Tuesday because I'm afraid the tickets are going to keep going up and that sucks. We need our Rodan fix. We have not seen you since Christmas. I know. Tell me about it. And I need a goddamn vacation because I've been cranky all weekend. Uh oh, I have the feeling there hadn't been a whole lot of tricks going on. No, I've had plenty of opportunity and I've not been in the mood. And because-- Because you finally broke it. I think I may have finally broke it. And I'm getting text messages from this guy who wants to come over at 1030 and he wants to bring a friend. 1030 tonight? You're doing something right now in case you have forgotten. I know that 1030 central not that he's turned 1030 central. He wants to bring a friend? He wants to bring a friend so I can fuck them both. I'm nervous already enough about using little Rodan. I don't know if I can do two. No. So glee came on this week. Nice segue. Thank you. I thought glee was awesome. I hope everybody watches it in the fall because I think it's going to be a great show and I hope the numbers are good. Well, it didn't do that great. I've not watched it yet. I've downloaded it to my Tivo and I will watch it later probably tomorrow. But I just downloaded a little while ago. It was really, really good. It was really smart and I really enjoyed it. Yeah, as Rodan said, the numbers weren't really good. It lost more than half of the lead in which was the second to last American Idol. Which is still twice the amount that most new first run series gets. But over the course of the hour, 3.5 million people slowly shut it off from the time it started till the time it was over. Well, I think it was just an hour of happy. It was funny. It was well written. It was the last three minutes of it were fantastic. I thought it was great. I think that's one of those shows you're lucky to get a pushing daisies, ugly, beddy type size audience. Don't get wrong. Ugly Betty did really well the first year, but it's really now too. It's probably it's real audience. I think it's going to be there comparing it a lot to pushing daisies. And I think having seen a little bit, I know Rodan, you are a huge pushing daisies fan, but that definitely is one of these shows that has a cult following. And it's going to be an uphill battle all the time where it's probably going to be in danger of being canceled and it's going to get moved around all different places. I got to tell you ugly beddy and I think I've said this on a couple episodes. They lost me for a while and the last couple shows they've done have been better. But the season finale went on and on. That's exactly what I said to Babaloo. We watched it today and I thought I said to him, is this the longest two hours that I've ever had in my childhood? And the last few minutes were so stupid. I almost said I'm out. Yeah, the whole it was a two hour obviously I've not watched it. It was a two hour. I took it off my season pass manager. Yeah, no, it was a two hour finale and it was ridiculous. It was ridiculous for ugly beddy, some of the twists and turns. And all of a sudden there's the big twists and all that sort of stuff. I was like, are you kidding me? The last few minutes of which were just really dumb. Dumb is the only way to describe it. And poorly acted, I thought. It almost felt very, we need to do something because there was talk about it being canceled. So I think that they modified the way it ended when it was actually renewed because it just got renewed like two weeks ago. Well technically it only really got renewed I think over the last weekend. I thought they let them hang for a long time. They did. They had to re-edit it because they filmed it like you know. Well it was pretty bleh. Since we're talking about shows coming to an end and I suppose we can't get away from the howler monkey and the hick. We might as well talk about American Idol for a minute. Oh howler monkey and the hick what the hell is that supposed to mean? That would be Adam Lambert and the other one. The one who won. I thought both of them were adorable and they could both be my boyfriend any day. They both are adorable but the one who I liked the most was the one who screamed all the time and the one who I thought was the cutest is the one who sounded like a hick. Well he was singing with Nicole Kidman's husband and you couldn't tell where one stopped and one started that I know it all sounded like the same exact voice to me. I think I think I'm going to enjoy Chris's album far more than Adam's album and I don't know. I don't think I'm going to buy either one of them. I hate that song. It's the worst song ever. I told Taylor I said the one of the judges wrote it. I said she is an idiot because the song is horrible. She's written most of their songs. That's the thing. I know and they're all bad. No I mean she's written most of those like Carrie Underwood and Kerry Clarkson songs. I don't know I don't understand it. Taylor doesn't watch the shows right now. I don't watch it. I'm just thrilled to show you think you can dance that started. I know. Okay so I want to talk about the whole gay ballroom dancing thing. I wrote that down as a popular cherry kind of thing. Okay I think the controversy is way overblown. So do I. Because I read about the controversy before I saw I watched the so you think you can dance in two parts. I watched the first hour then I watched the second hour of the next day. And what the hell what the hell is the controversy about they danced poorly. And I don't think it was so much that they danced poorly. I think it was just Nigel's comments and the only one that I could really see that was. I think it was a fact he said he was 26. Yeah that's I said that on Facebook that that's the part that we should all be offended by the guy who tried to make so believe and the other one tried to make us all believe he was straight. Okay sure. Whatever. Sticking that ass out like that. He did make. In road dance world that's called presenting. He did make the one comment about that I want to see what you guys would dance like with girls and you might find that you actually like dancing with girls. Yeah that was the one part that I thought that was a little below the below the dance belt. Yeah that that that was the only comment that I thought was inappropriate. Everything else I thought was fine. I don't get why the last two they were so tearful. And so oh my god that's just so beautiful and this is what dancing is all about. Yeah no we we were talking about this last night. I get it from their personal struggles like the fact that they had those judges decided to not bring them along for the top 20 last year whatever the top is. So I get that part I didn't think either one of them danced so amazing that learned to the reaction. The tap dancer from Philadelphia. So cute. Oh yeah. Yeah that's totally my type from when I was in high school. I can see that. I can see that. I can see that. And the wife beater. Catch her type now. Get real. Bobaloo by a wife beater. Oh god he's just so cute. So I but that I'm excited about that. And I have to say Rodin you were correct that they are going right into another season and they're they're starting to do auditions now. I know that's fantastic. So I thought they weren't doing it until later on. But they probably actually won't start it until after I would think the world series. So that's probably like November. The whole point is to get 13 weeks in before December. So it has to start September. Well so they might do a couple of weeks and then take some time off and then. Yeah I think I think we'll be lucky if there's three weeks between this the summer season the fall season. Which is a bit intense really to be. Yeah when you guys think I did think about that the other day thinking oh my god that's like six months worth of the show. I don't know that I can take the one of the joys of it being a summer show is that you have nine months of not having to look at Mary Murphy. So I don't know that I'm going to be able to handle that for that extended period of time. Yeah I'm just I don't know how they can do both the audition series while they're doing the. I don't know what if they're going to rotate in out the judges or something I don't know. I don't know maybe it won't be Mary Murphy. That's that's that's the whole saving grace there through the audition phase. We'll see. I'm in it I'm in it for the long haul. And as I posted on potismicopilot.com the other day dirty sexy money is coming back for the last four episodes. Yeah I'm not going to buy the watch I'm just going to get them on DVD. No I'm going to watch it I'm very excited that I love that show. It was you could feel brain cells actually dying while you watched it but it was it was enjoyable. Oh and I'm excited to see that Dollhouse was renewed. Oh my god Dollhouse like as in the dollhouse like a I don't know what is dollhouse. It's Joss Whedon it's like a Buffy the Vampire Slayer sort of show. Oh is that Elijah Dushku on it? Elijah Dush. Yes yes yes yes yes. Dushbag nice. She looks like her pussy smells like cigarettes. She does look like this. Her pussy smells like Dibby do. Like hair gel. Like hair gel exactly. Yeah her pussy smells like cigarettes the title to episode 104. Speaking of stupid see just speaking of stupid young actresses did you see the whole controversy about hey baby paint what's your name a Hayden painting line or whatever. Hayden panty crickets got to do that doesn't spell wrong. What it's like oh it's like all down the side it's like if you raise your arm up it's all down the side of her torso and I think it's written in Latin or something and it's spelled wrong. They've had it all over every single like pop eater or whatever yep oh lord. But it's a really big tattoo that's the killer of it it's not just a little you know something stupid on our ankle no completely misspelled I think those kind of things are very funny to me. Stupid little girls I just I just I don't get it I personally don't understand but it's okay I don't have to understand no or Dan if you were gonna get a tattoo what would you get? he has a tattoo I have a tattoo I have yeah you have a tattoo yes that desperately needs to be recolored because it's fading but wait wait wait wait wait wait wait where is your tattoo uh upper right shoulder shoulder blade really yeah how do I not know this I was thinking about getting another one before gay days you were yeah oh wait until you get here and then we'll go with you that could totally be a video podcast I don't want to be going through the pain of a tattoo while I'm having fun with you guys oh my gosh I know you guys would like to see me go through those I was gonna say in an hour you're gonna be in a sling in an hour and you're talking with us about being in pain others think of others so what is it of it's the it's the flash symbol like flash ah no the other one oh like flash Gordon that is flash oh I don't know all right well it's a it's a lightning bolt with um a red circle yeah yeah red red circle with the with a yellow circle around that though right no it's just a red circle it's actually the picture we got it from was from a belt buckle so it's a red kind of circle and then space and then the lightning bolt kind of goes through it so it's not a full the the normal flash symbol is kind like the whole red and then so it's not quite like the official official flash symbol but it's pretty cool now Taylor if you had a tattoo where would you get and what would it do what would it say you already know the answer to this I know but we're talking about it well I am actually I'm actually considering getting a tattoo really yes um I was thinking I would get one like a band tattoo around my um around below my knee like my upper my upper calf muscle and what I would do is because I because I just got my passport and Taffy and I are talking about traveling all the time I am of Italian Greek British and German heritage and I want to go to England Germany Greece and where's the other place what did I forget England Ireland Ireland no I'm not Irish I'm English so and I want to get when when I get the I want to get all the flags like together like as a band around of like like as a band around my band around my uh like a daisy chain of country's flax yes it's a daisy chain of Epcot that's exactly what I want he's gonna take it up to pooper from each country so start with Cuba nice start with Cuba those are Cuba and then like England and then Italy and then I forgot the other states you said okay first of all they're not states they're countries you ask listen I'm on my fourth drink do you drink before every single episode yes he said that that could be why you're having difficulty with your you know erectile dysfunction because you drink too much and then you have these boys come over you get whiskey dick I whiskey dick what the hell is whiskey dick listen dick when you can't get it up because you've had too much to drink yeah no lord my that may have happened like the after the pink party the real issue I think I've done some research I think it's the creatine because it pushes water into your muscles and since your penis is a muscle I'm I'm thinking it's that well but then it'll be like one of those it'll be like one of those big blow up toys well it is like a big wall it's just not as hard oh my god your penis is bigger but it's not as hard yes i'm sorry loa i'm sorry bye kevin we'll see you next time yeah what does kevin care as long as my penis isn't forkin now what what what what the pro day on what what who what you are a math so okay is it bigger because you're lost weight a little bit and a little bit i i'm willing to bet you a little bit because of the creatine have you lost a lot of weight um i've lost inches i've not lost a lot of weight primarily because the stupid creatine which i'm you know i was in a weight loss competition and i was doing really well and then i started on the creatine and i didn't lose another pound for three weeks and i would have realized that then i think i would stop taking it gain about six to eight pounds of water weight yes no i've lost i've lost some inches more than anything well well that's good yeah at least at your if things are shifting around looking where they're supposed to i found um you found the inches yes unfortunately but i i i've been going to this website that i posted on the blog called guys with iPhones which is pretty much guys taking pictures of the dicks with their iPhones and mirrors yes i saw that it was very music awesome well okay i recognize one of the guys as another podcaster he's not naked in the picture but he's another podcaster michael it's yes it's michael exactly that you didn't know it's this guy that has the show called i didn't know if he still does it anymore his name's adam he does a show called this boy alroy and i went to his site and was looking at all of his pictures and he has a picture of himself he's very he started out very skinny and now he's like huge muscle bear type guy and he has on and one of the pictures one of the t-shirts that i just got from threadless.com the one that i had on uh you didn't see me yesterday when i was wearing that i don't have something else the cookie and the and the carton of milk that are holding hands and they say i love you to one another i'm looking at the picture of him while i'm wearing the shirt looking like i just ate him and then stole a shirt and put it on thinking yeah i need to i need to do something this is not working oh i i actually had the best workout today because i have not been able to do muscle workout since monday because i was in all these meetings all week and i just it's been stressful and i've been in a cranky mood since about tuesday and so instead of working out yesterday on saturday i went to shreveport hung out hang out with goony which really just meant that i just took out my anger and crankiness on goony so which was not nearly as satisfying as you would expect poor goony yeah poor goonies butthole apparently no no no poor just goony in general and so i was just frustrated pissed off and i went to the gym today i increased my weight on pretty much every single last machine and probably by like 10 or 15 pounds of machine yeah but that means you're gonna be sore as hell tomorrow you're gonna be sore as hell on tuesday yeah yes which is my next kind of scheduled muscle workout day but it was fabulous it was fabulous until i almost passed out doing a machine okay well there comes a point where you have to use your brain well really you're going to talk about that miss miss i'm not supposed to do any sort of walking when i'm on this cast but technically i'm not walking if i'm just hopping up and down technically i have a four pound weight on my ankle so i could just sit and do a leg lift this is perfect yeah i know right yeah so i you know because i do the machines are really really fast so it's kind of still cardio the whole circuit training thing so you know i'm like going machine machine and not more than a minute between sets right and i'm on like the you know like it's a rowing machine and all of a sudden it hits me it just hits me like a ton of bricks and i'm in the middle of a set and all of a sudden like my arms are jello and i feel like a bunch passed out now have you ever done though have you ever done the thing where you're working out and all of a sudden you get the tunnel vision where it wraps around your head and everything starts going dark dark dark dark dark dark dark and then you you start to get where you feel you know how when your feet fall asleep and then they wake up and they get all tingly and you start to feel that tingly feeling in the back of your head yeah that's pretty much where it was i've done that before yeah okay now i can make fun of you i've done that before and where i'm working out to the point where i think wait a minute i and then you get that sensation of something isn't right and then you have that vision of oh my god i'm going to fall here i'm going to be wheeled out of here i'm going to be wheeled out of here i'm only have to work out together that's awesome and that's not going to be good because i was the only one on the weight floor i was the only one left at like is it you know because i don't close down bars anymore i close down gyms i'm just like the only one there no one's going to notice me for like you know hours i have a punching bag that's hanging in my garage and i get where i get really really like quasi anal retentive when it's super hot and i want to go out in the garage and keep the door down and i want to wear sweat sweats and like just beat the way you do like 300 you know front punches and 300 uppercuts and to the point where you're just like sweating like a pig and i try to see how long i can go without raising the the garage door just because yeah i want that intense heat intense heat intense heat and then all of a sudden it's like then you just take a breath as soon as you finish your sets but i get that every once in a while where you just get that where it wraps around your head and you think okay i have to stop from it or you'll find yourself where you lean back against the car because the car is still in the garage and kind of just go okay i need to stop for a second you take gloves off and kind of let the air cool off your hands yeah you and i really have to work out that's cool i had pie for dessert tonight pie what kind of pie apple pie it was yummy yeah cuban pie what oh he had hair pie hair cuban pie okay rodan i'm going to ask you a question and once again the the general theme of the evening is apparently rodan's penis um has your penis ever fallen asleep when you're working out what um okay so describe what you mean a little bit okay like i think the answer here is yes actually okay when you're on the bike and you're doing that back and forth motion for like you know with your legs for like you know 30 40 minutes or something and then you go to get up and it's kind of like you've got the pins and needles yes in your granule region uh yeah yeah definitely and it's kind of cool because you feel like yeah i'm i'm yeah yeah i uh girls get the same thing trust me and when you've been on a bike for that long and you're sitting in those fucking seats which were made by you know sadists and you get up and all of a sudden all the little yeah there there's an issue yeah okay but have you ever jerked off right afterwards no that's what is that man doing over there now we know why he now we know why he closes the gym no oh no i haven't done that again because by the time i got out of my car you know it's it's feeling back yeah not that i would be jerking off in my car because again hospice children's counselor cot's masturbating and jim parking lot oh Dan if you're working out until your penis falls asleep and then you jerk off right after it maybe that's why you can't get it up to have sex did you ever think of that no i get it up for sex i just can't it just doesn't stay up it doesn't get well here's thing is it stays up but doesn't get hard enough to fuck that's the problem that's a very big problem too soft to fuck the rodan co-pilot story i mean but do you know what i'm talking about like where it's it's it's there and he's ready but not quite hard enough he's in half mass not full mass half mass like like three quarters mass i was gonna say like 80 percent it sounds like he's saying yeah i've been there unfortunately so you know it's like i haven't been there i haven't been that but i've been i can relate to what you're talking about it would probably be okay if you're having sex with a woman but to try anal penetration you need a hundred percent um hello you still need a hundred percent trust me i need tank to be able to drive nails let's get real well yeah that's you thank you i am a lady after all if there isn't a need to fix drywall afterwards taffy's not happy we lost our dad shit no that should always be the goal yeah well we have some questions we have some questions yes we do and actually we have questions i posted about 10 minutes before we started on facebook they were getting ready to record and we have a couple uh like questions from listeners that that posted on facebook fantastic let them rip so all right we have one from jina and jina says has doing the podcast and getting fans given any of you a bigger ego or do you feel any difference in starting it yeah my ego is fairly hard to begin with right frankly no that sounds happy doesn't need any assistance with that so no taffy's thought that she's had fans before taffy had fans before taffy had fans before episode one so if nothing else it's just validation for her oh please taylor and i have discussed many times that in our lives we have running soundtracks and we have you know scores and we already know who will play us in our life movies so yes you yeah yes you know that you know there are times that i think my life is a sitcom your life is a sitcom oh please we spent most of the the late 90s think our life was melrose place yeah no there's there's that one that's for fun and then there's the one that i go through in life that i'm thinking i'm a supporting character and mother you know my own sick what what would your sitcom name be it's like that episode of family guy where he has to have where he hires someone to do theme music every time he's walking he's doing something that's pretty much it i don't know what would the name of my sitcom be that's a great question you had if you if you had to create your own sitcom that was based on your life what would the name of it be one step forward five steps back ah that that that that that is not good taylor's life next question what would yours be taffy yeah what would yours be anything i think anything i say is going to come off as being arrogant so i have to know shocking um the taffy carlall huffington story story that's like a lifetime tv movie i shall lee play you god no at least it's not my steps on my lover oh come on um no i don't know that's a really good question i don't know i i'll have to think i'll get back to you on that i'll have to think of that rodan i think there's nothing but you could say than just rodan rodan like moi'd like moi'd only less butch nice poor poor bjorn bjorn bjorn all right this is an interesting one from michael michael golden and he says here are two questions and i don't think you have delved into it yet what are your favorite musicals on stage or on film and why i'll we'll answer that one and then we'll answer the next one um i'm gonna go with i'm gonna go first apparently um all right absolutely on stage i'm gonna say hairspray and um wicked and then movie wise i don't know i don't think i have a favorite musical movie so moulin Rouge probably moulin Rouge is a good one i totally forget about moulin Rouge i like chicago i was gonna say chicago as a movie wicked not as a show i've only seen i've only seen a couple shows i saw i've seen missai gone sunset boulevard and wicked so and sunset boulevard was a shitstorm it was horrible um missai gone was the first show i ever saw so whether people like it or not i mean it but not not whether they like that i saw it or not but whether they like missai gone or not i was very just it was amazing to me um and wicked was and i've seen rent too i like the i like the music to rent tappy and that's like asking me which child i like better i i i really i am very much you have no problem answering that one yeah it's taylor taylor is my favorite um i would say good answer thank you i would say i am very much of the rogers and hammerstein andrew loyd weber um you know field of musicals i like my i like brigadoon i know that it's an old one an oldie but a goodie it's just the story is incredible good music i i like fan of the opera i like cats i like classic eighties andrew loyd weber big you know missai gone i i like those kind of musicals i thought wicked was an incredible musical a lot of people hate wicked i thought it was great i thought it was i think they hate wicked because it's popular because it's not art unless it's unpopular well but i think you know i think if you have somebody if you are a lay person who who doesn't study music who who just wants to go be entertained and you're gonna shell out 150 bucks for a ticket you want to see where your money is going and wicked delivers it is a great show great score it's visually appealing it's a story that's easily recognizable it's it gives you your money back i just another musical that i enjoy finding Nemo the musical absolutely go with the flow is in my top 25 most plates no no every once in a while i still will go dish off friends not food yeah okay any as he has a second question and it's this is top a top five but i don't know that i could name the top five but and this is probably more for rodan and i though taffy may have an answer for this too what is your favorite porn movie and why i do not even remotely have a favorite porn movie i i do really yeah yeah i can see that since my first journey to a porn to a sex shop was with taylor oh god we watch that horrible musical one freaking a musical romeo julienne romeo and julienne yeah we're we were watching it was you me and your roommate at the time we all we all went and rented it and sat and watched it and then all of a sudden they started singing we all looked at each other like really are you all remember there was any sex in there i just remember being extremely uncomfortable because you had a crush on him and i was just like okay whatever so you were crushing on him and we were watching this horrible musical porn thinking and all i could think of any moment now people are gonna start getting naked and start bucking oh i don't think that was ever going to happen no because he thought he was too good for both of us and now he's you know bald rose rose still still still quoting you know madonna on his facebook status like songs from in college yeah okay you know my baby's got a secret it's 2009 michael my favorite porn that the first one that popped in my head so to speak would have to be one called hazed is where like the coach has given it to the quarterback no this is where the frat brothers take the pledges that's about right and it's got it's got a couple guys from from the falcon stable from back in the bid you know mid to late 90s that i realized okay hey is it wrong that i turned on a frat broy today yes um two of my favorites being tristan paris and blake harper tristan and blake they sound like two characters from the gotha girls well that right they said they would have been sired about the same time these two were fucking yeah sired i don't have a favorite porn so i'll your life is a porno honestly how can you have possibly have a favorite i will tell you that i was sitting at the widow carlyle's um beach front condo when taylor the latte boy decided to play gay porn for lola and mountain woman and i and the screams of sheer delight from the three of us we couldn't take it are it was awesome on the on my ipod that's right i totally forgot about that because you said you made some joke like oh please you've got gay porn on there and i went no i don't and then i went oh wait a minute yes i do put it on the tv oh my gosh when we were in germany once we were watching porn one night and there was a porn where it was on regular tv it wasn't even on like you know because in germany they have porn on all the time for real and that's not being facetious and this one porn had where they had girls laying on top of each other like like their ass to belly type thing and all of them had their leg spread and one guy just kept running his tongue up and down and up and down because it was just like stacked on top of each other it was i saw something similar to that where it was a bunch of it was like four or five girls that were laying on top of one other like you're saying and there was another girl that was kind of in between your leg. She wasn't licking she was just sort of like almost like she was like you know like when they played the glasses that are filled with different levels of water yes that's exactly it oh how is this possible all i know is i was appalled i can just remember a tank and i said they're going okay sure why not i mean sure so it was i remember that one at least but i you know i don't have the repertoire that you two have clearly my library to pull upon is not as big okay what i do for porn most the time is i just remember past experiences you watch my sister sam and major dad my sister sam oh my god and major dad how in the hell did you think of that i don't know for poor dad Rebecca shafer i i just i i i think of past experiences and that's how i get off much more so than watching porn or x-tube or anything like that that being said do you have an account to Corbin Fisher i do not damn it rodan i i will work on this now i actually i'm not gonna work on this i've already decided i'm not doing it i went and i was at Corbin Fisher over the weekend and i'm like i cannot see paying 90 for 90 days 90 dollars for 90 days is that how much it is now yeah it used to be like 90 or 20 dollars a month and now it's like 30 dollars a month that's ridiculous and i think the guys on there are kind of look like skid marks the guys are the quality of the guys on Corbin Fisher has definitely what does Corbin Fisher mean is that a person's name it's supposedly like a person's name and there's a bunch of them that have all of these sort of weird names and it's there's only one or two of them that i like that are still that are cute that are still on there and it's starting to get to where it's kind of sad now because they've been they've been on there for many years that's weird well yeah but now some of them some of the other ones because i saw someone making fun of one of the guys who used to be on Corbin Fisher who's now like a big falcon guy big falcon bottom what's falconine someone explain me i don't know if there's a dad goes down like falcon crest yes Jane Lyman used to do double anal for falcon studios all the time that's why ronald marator hello falcon studios is a gay pornography company that's been around since the 70s well of course it has they do lots of videos now bad puppies back and so i noticed that i saw them advertising again bad puppies another porn studio that used to be big in the night like it was like the first like online real kind of big gay porn place and then they just kind of fell from grace or something i don't know you people really do need hobbies we do we have hobby shit sex yes why i have lots of sex but i have make time for hobbies you have a husband it's true wait wait taylor has a husband too it's true the husband got taken care of earlier this weekend oh you should get taken care of daily oh yeah it was like he'd make some comment about that today i was like no you got some you got some earlier this week you're good you got some exactly 23 days ago that's why you were so happy last night i wasn't a good mood last night when i was married i never had sex either well sex all the time you're real but i run but again ironically but your husband did yeah i know well on that side now let's close down the show well now we've got we've got a little bit longer oh yeah yeah more questions this one i can christian from that's what she said sent us a message and it says hi christian this question is he is a kitty he's kind of cute he's definitely kind of cute he's young so he would you you would be all about him he's like he's like 14 he is not 15 i think he just turned 24 i think and that's right my sweet spot oh my god that he would be no please um he wants to know how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop of i guess to get to the center of your tootsie pop because that's all that says it's just as how many licks does it take well you'll have to ask tank hold on just a moment um a listener has a question for you how many licks does it take to get to the center of a taffy pop he said hours when that was done properly hours i was going to say if we hear uh let's find out one three three and if i hear a crunch i'm turning off the podcast that'll be nasty if if done properly and taken time it it's it's it's well worth the wait we'll leave it at that well excellent you know i used to be able to i orally like it'd be like four minutes bring it back to the world like what to save the world ice and freaky freaky damn it um out a lube and all i got is four minutes and now i can get blown for like an hour where we just making fun of someone doing a Madonna reference that was not yes we were but but he does the you know secret reference versus you know her last album that piece of shit and hard candy album oh that is a horrible album that is okay anyways okay all right and we also got messages from Cassie and uh Ken just wanting to say hello and and saying that they're looking forward to hearing this episode when it comes out and we got a really nice we got a really nice message from divey too yes yes we got a really nice message a long message from divey um and actually we got a message from luke mr luke miller no i was talking with his my sticky shoe my sticky shoe is he not feeling well now he was out um being butch and dancing and singing at the top of his lungs at all the clubs again i'll wear shorty shorts and a tube top dancing on a box what else would you expect from luke's uh luke's richton hits another famous frame reports he we i was i was in a sex shop yesterday with goony and we saw there's like now these whole series of videos that's like luke is richton presents because he's a director now yes he directs now he's presenting he's presenting but not like he used to present well yeah um looks like he's had a bit of the bobo and something tells me he doesn't mean a clown just like the Botox he just looks like he's had plastic surgery or something jeremy um jeremaia has commented on our status and it says i vote taylor and rodan go topless oh really i'll take off my shirt i'll take off my shirt if you take off your shirt while we're taping right now i'll take off my shirt all right okay all right everybody take off your shirt so i take off my hand i have to go ahead set off i know so the why okay one two three go i'm showing my titties i have a picture online with me without a shirt on there all right i'm sitting here in a bra i'm sitting here with my double D's out and tanks looking at me like what the hell are you doing rodan is rodan back yet yes rodan is back i'm sitting here because i was only wearing a little adb tank top to start with so i was wearing my bicycle in shirt my life is good that says that's how i roll absolutely okay this is okay this is my phone sex on the on the side of my cocoa pilot it's interactive on facebook now i'm just happy take off her bra it's kind of like it's already weird enough to begin with now it just went into creepy oh my god i drive your titty that's charming um oh one more thing one one or two more things before we could go in uh i just listened to the latest uh don't quit your day job uh-huh which i meant to talk about this at the beginning of the show yes apparently yes miss Melanie spent six hundred dollars on couture clothing what what? that she's planning on bringing to where to she was thinking she barely bought some like boostier in new orleans i was about to say six hundred dollars that is probably just a bra i was big couture yeah someplace called the voluptuous vixen or something like that i don't know oh no she's not she's not sure if she wants to bring the boostier or not Melanie bring the boostier well hold on are we dressing in costume are we dressing in costume why we're there no i think it's just it's a nice and she she apparently has she brought a green dress or something and it's she's going to look really pretty in it because her her sister Stacy was talking about it and she says she's gonna look really nice apparently her legs look really really nice in the stress so now that he's just trying to get fucked let's get real that Melanie's coming to the wrong place yeah right well she could get scissor fucked oh my god she could get okay i don't need the grinding noise that was completely uncalled for her we're gonna censor it rody and i believe i know and and melonie did send us a note on the latest episode and she was very very great she was much more gracious than i probably would have been if they had said all the shit about us that uh and apparently rodan is 40 yes yes because rodan is what rodan see it might pay you to check the blog occasionally someone left you a message that said you know when you're 40 sometimes you know the whole erectile issue happens and then somebody else said oh he's 40 i thought he was in his 30s so mm-hmm oh i'm angry now don't piss off rodan especially when he's dropped you usually to piss on him because apparently he's into that now no i'm not you're into the golden shower no have you ever had somebody pee on you before no we're never going to get out of here this is never going to end this is you might have just looped the show you might as well go into 105 now rodan rodan what have you ever had no i've never and i i because i'm pishai i don't think i could pee on someone if someone i didn't i didn't ask if you peed on anyone i ask if anyone's ever peed on you you peed in front of me before i can't even pee in like if someone's watching even if i know that why wasn't watching but i you and i have been in a restroom at the same time and and pee next to one another um i probably just faked it and walked out oh wow that's weird i i was in a relationship for almost eight years and every time i had to go to the bathroom the door was closed every time he went to the bathroom the door was well you are a gentleman after no that's that's something that i made abundantly clear when bobaloo and i first started going together there will never be a time when we will be having a conversation where i'm i you or i are sitting down in the bathroom oh god that's never going to happen that's a daily occurrence in this house well that's thank you for that mental picture but no no i mean does it not just me i mean it's it's just not a big deal well and some people are okay with that i mean i grew up kind of in this whole like weird waspie kind of sense that you don't i don't know that's just too much sharing i guess too much sharing too much too much openness i can talk about all sorts of fucking um on air but i can't talk about yet you invite you know you're writing over two people in an in oh wow an 18 minutes 18 minutes he's gonna get going he's gonna freshen up no no no we're doing that tomorrow 130 oh wow apparently so he's been you know he's been also texting or i aming the whole time he's been recording as well as well as drinking well at least there will be skyrockets in flight it is immemorial day afterwards so yes afterwards and after all after all i don't know okay we're done you know what yeah we're done we're done we're done i had a couple of other things on here but we'll just save them for next week all righty yes all right um well as always you can go to our blog which is podasmycopilot.com you can email us at podasmycopilot@gmail.com uh leave us a voicemail at podas my co no no leave us a voicemail at two o's it's starting to get hot in this room so and i'm you know sure wait your turn doesn't say your shirt's off that's just helpful and i'm what's the number two oh six two oh two five one six five be our friend on facebook and uh you can catch us at tailor t latte boy rodan j co-pilot and taffy carlal hoffington and you can also join our group and page for podasmycopilot which are available at any of our profiles all right well that's it right we're done right we're out okay oh this is taylor and taffy and rodan bye bye bye bye bye you've been 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