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PiMC: Episode 102 - Stopping Wasn't Really An Option, or It's Like A Trick, But With Food....
Taylor needs some tylenol, Taffy needs a chiropractor, and Rodan needs to clear his schedule for the next three years. We are Pod Is My Copilot.
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I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to me. You're listening to another episode of Pot is My Co-Pilot, with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids! What the hell was that? You said we had to open in a different language, I opened it in German. Okay, but all you have to do is just say hello, that means, like, guten tag, that means hello in German. Now you raise the bar. Taffy has raised the bar yet again. He should know if he'd give me a simple challenge that I would rise to the occasion, but my favorite part of that is, Rodan, you need to go back and listen to it, it's worth it. Okay. There, anal boom, sir. Anal boom, sir. Did you just say butt fucker in German? Yes, that is. One of my very favorite sayings in the day. We already have our first title, this is one of two. One of my very favorite sayings in Germany is Pickens the Alf anal, which doesn't take much time to figure that out. But I did not know that anal boom, sir, is butt fucker, so that made me laugh. Nice. That is good. Thank you. Lord. Yes, so. Now I feel vindicated. Oh, good. How are my boys tonight? I'm okay. How's the two feeling? It's, it's, it's, I, I had a week of hell from this to, you would have thought that getting the damn thing out would have actually made me feel better, but actually about either days that I've actually felt worse. Yeah. I found that I enjoy Tylenol PM more than Vicodin, and I'm tired of my ass being a fire hydrant because of all the antibiotics that I'm on. Oh, I can't believe-- And we've lost Kevin. Yeah, right? That's really what Kevin's out. I actually know exactly what you're talking about, so I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah, now I have read more trade paperbacks in the last week in my library, in my home. The library. The library is what we call the Turlet. The Turlet? Yeah, I have, though it got to the point where last night at about 11.30, I walked out with a stack of trade paperbacks in the bathroom because I've been looking at the same four over and over again, and I'm just like, "I need something new to read!" and had a small meltdown last night, but today actually is the first day that I feel tooth-wise semi-normal that it's not quite hurting me as bad as it was. But now there's just sort of a dull ache. Aw, that's good. I will say this, though, I apparently was as high as a high post-surgery. Really? Really? Thank you. You were happy. Said you were friendly. Yeah. Did you grab the tank? Yeah. I didn't like, you know-- You didn't try to rave on me. I'm just saying. He just said that, "I will be the one who takes him from now on because I can handle him well." Well, I mean, it's not like anybody had to carry me out to the car, but I was very, very silly. Apparently, it's so much so that when I went and got my follow-up, my check-up or whatever, on Friday, one of the people that the lady called me back to the chair, and she sat me down, and she sort of said, "You were very funny when you were in here," and to which I looked at her and went, "You're the pretty glasses lady," because she has these glasses that are all these spunky different colors, like the frames, and I apparently commented on them. I didn't remember that until I actually saw her. Yeah, that's cool. Well, at least you were memorable. Yeah, well, yeah. I was in a good mood when I went in, just because I knew it was going to be taken care of, and I knew I was going to get free drugs, so it was all good. I will say for our listeners that are in the St. Petersburg area, if you have any sort of oral surgery needs, it's called Advanced Center for JAW Surgery. It's in St. Petersburg off of First Avenue North. They're very, very nice. They take very good care of you, and they get the official tale of the Latte Boy Seal of Approval. Basically, if you edit this right way, you could say for our listeners in the St. Pete area, if they need oral, they can go to the girl with the pretty glasses. Yeah. Yes. And then we're going to put a picture of you with pretty glasses as our cover art for one or two. It's by you, you're talking to Rodan, baby. So happy Mother's Day, even though people who listen to this will be three days after, but that's okay. You know, whatever. All the mummies. All the mummies. And that could be mummies of, you know, puppies or whatever. You're a puppy mommy. Babaloo is a puppy mommy. Babaloo something, that's not sure. Yeah. So did you have a good Mother's Day? I did. I had a lovely Mother's Day. We went to brunch, the wood of Carlisle after 18 days is home from the hospital. So she's a force to be reckoned with. She's... Oh, I can only imagine. No, you really, really can't. And unfortunately, the worst part of that is that her Mother is still alive and incredibly good-shaped. Oh! No, no, no, no. And I really don't know if she's going to make it out. I don't think... I don't think... But one of them... It's one of them that's two go out, and only one come back. I'm not quite sure who's going to win, because one of them is going to kill the other one, because now my grandmother believes that she's the alpha dog, because, you know, she's taking care of the house, and now she's getting rid of my mom. And my mother is very much the, you know, I was sitting in the hospital room, you know, doing real estate deals. Are you kidding me? I'm not an invalid. But yet, she goes five minutes without... And then she'll go, because, you know, no one's paying attention to her anymore. It was... It's... It's... Yeah, it was rich. But we went to brunch today, and then... The Huffington clan... Did she? Came back. Did you? Did your mother go to brunch with you guys? Of course she did, because, you know, you're supposed to stay in bed for at least four to five days after she got out of the hospital. So she went to brunch today, even though she got out of the hospital on Friday, because that way everyone could come up to her and tell her how great she looked and, you know... So was it like... Leave your out. Her at brunch with like the, you know, IV bag and the Kloss-Moo bag sitting on the pole? No, she didn't have a coach. She doesn't have either of those. But she... I just wanted to take the Kloss-Moo bag, really. I know. Wow. I can understand that. No, it was very much... Kinky. You know, she's going to sit at the table, and, you know, little less tuffington, will you please go get me another Cornish Hint? Lottie Pop, will you please go get me some more chocolate covered strawberry? That was very much it. And so when we were done there, we pretty much left and took them home and came here, and we basically laid around the pool all day, and the puppy was in the pool, and we goofed off. And I played with my mother's day gift, which I noticed that you wrote that on your personal Facebook page, and I was curious as to what that is. More importantly, did you see how I wrote that on a Facebook page? Did you get an iPhone? I did not. I got an eye touch. Did you really? Go girl. I got the 16 gig eye touch. Black. Brand new shiny in the box. Pretty, pretty. And except I will tell you that I wanted to toss it through the screen on my Mac after the first hour and a half, because it even says, you know, patience. It doesn't load like a regular iPod. You have to actually, if you want any of the apps that you could put on it to work, you have to install something to make the apps work, which I didn't know. And that took about an hour, which didn't make me happy because I wanted to play with it. Holy cow. An hour? Right at Starbucks, I pulled up Google Maps on it, and I'm sitting there, Google Maps is on it. And I say, it says, you know, would you like us to find you? I said, okay, I hit it, all of a sudden, it goes right to the Starbucks, you know, the address, and there's a little blue pin dropped, and it said, you are here. I said, this is the coolest I've ever seen in my own life. Well, you have been to paradise. You've just never been to you. Well, that's true. Yes, I've played with that all day. You've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere you can run. I've been with kings. Tappy's taken the hand of a preacher man, and they made love in the sun. That might be true. We're not talking about the preacher man's son, the preacher man himself. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Dusty Springfield. Oh, my God. I've been with a cop, not a priest. Did I say that out loud? Yeah. Yes, you have. Thank you. Yes, you did. I think I dressed up as a cop once, and Tank was dressed as a priest, but again, a different time, a different story. Oh, speaking of, well, not speaking of weird, suburban cosplay, but speaking of like costume, not costumes, but like weird things, can I tell you about the dreams that I had the other night? Sure. Okay. Yeah, I talked about this on Facebook. I had these two dreams in one night, one of which was almost like I was like in a Sandra Bullock romantic comedy sort of thing where I was the executive that was getting demoted to being the like, you know, the mail clerk sort of thing. And the only thing that I remember about it was that there was a part of it where I had to count paper clips, and I didn't want to count it. And my boss was Armand Asante. Oh, my lord. What the hell? I haven't. When was the last time anybody brought up Armand Asante? I was he like hot shots or something or? I think the only thing that I really know him from was when I was a kid, he had a movie called Bellazar the Cajun, but my mother, of course, I think it was my mother's softcore porn. It was where he played this Cajun guy, like in the 1800s, and he had the long hair and he talked with the Cajun accent and I don't know. So that was that was the first dream and then I woke up in the middle of the night and staggered. Okay. Wait a minute. Oh, Cajun. Never mind. Never mind. You can cut that out. Sorry. Go ahead. Okay. Well, what you might as well tell me now. Yeah, I'm doing as little editing as possible with this. Well, I was thinking of what Cuban I was going to say. It's interesting. And I wonder what Freud would say that your mother used to use, you know, Cajun porn and you know, you're with Babaloo, but I was thinking Cuban. Never mind. Cajun Cuban. Just a little bit. Cajun Cuban. Not really. Really. There's only about a 300 mile difference. Okay. So then the next one was it was almost like one of these like bad 70s grind house type movies where I mean it was even like even like the dream in my head was kind of like grainy, like, you know, those old 70s movies, but I was in like a gang in Los Angeles and I was we were building a car and so that we could race like, you know, like in Greece when they race in the big, the big, not sewers, but what do you, what the hell do you call that thing? Like the reservoirs. Yeah. And the reservoirs, but we were going to, we were going to race in one of those. But there was even a dance number, a dance and musical number in the middle of it. You even dream gay. Wow. And that was what I said in my Facebook page, what about it? Even when I'm dreaming butch, it's still a little gay. Wow. Okay. It was lightning. It was just some song that I made up in my head. So yeah, that's why I enjoy Tylenol PM now. Oh, Taylor hits the hard stuff. I got to go shoe shopping with Babaloo and Taylor yesterday. And I will tell you the Babaloo is really entertaining by a nice pumps. Yes. Nice pair of FMPs. No. Tae, which Taylor will be wearing later, of course, no, Babaloo was hysterical because it was a Jessica Simpson marathon, apparently, in the local shoe store, which again is pretty close to torture, as far as I'm concerned. Considering I've seen her in concert. Yeah. I'm sorry. Why would you do that to yourself? Sprouthing. But continue your story. Sorry. No, I was just, I'm just saying that I, Babaloo was hysterical. He was doing a full blown routine to this Jessica Simpson song. And it was the one where, you know, she's got nothing but a t-shirt on, she can let her hair down. I don't know. Babaloo's the top. Yeah. No. I even said during that when she goes, "No, the meditation," I said that means that she has an exposed vagina. And I said it as loud as I could in the shoe carnival. Yeah. In the shoe carnival. It was fabulous. It was fabulous. No, was that where we were? No, we were a famous footwear. I don't know where we were. I don't know. I don't know. One of those shoe stores that, I don't know, they treat you as well. That specializes in gay FMPs. Right. Exactly. And speaking of trashy piece of shit reality things, Babaloo and I watched The Fashion Show. Thank you. Really? Thank you. I warned them. I warned you. My God. Okay. For those of you who don't know, The Fashion Show is the project runway rip off that Bravo's doing now that Bravo lost Project One Way to Lifetime. Apparently the budget on this is so low that they couldn't afford bathing water. It's so bad. Everybody on there just looked dirty. And that weird Cockatile drum major at Freaky Hispanic, I don't know, Warlock, whatever the fuck his name. Yeah. No, I answered the phone the next morning when Taylor called me. I answered the phone and I said, I cannot even believe how bad it is. It's so bad. And he was just like, Oh, the fashion. I said, Oh my God, you, you, you can't even imagine it's, it's almost offensive. How bad it is. Yeah. And I mean, like personally offensive, like the fact they expected me to waste any time of my life on the show, they have, did you not notice that they systematically took almost like one previous contestant on Project One Way person and made them into the people that were on there? Yeah. No, there was definitely there was the cookie cutter mentality. The Asian girl, the girl with this, you know, the hot pink stripes in her hair, they had, you know, Christian Seriano, except, you know, the Japanese version and then they have the Japanese version. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, Japanese. Yes, of course. Yes, of course. Yeah. That's what I mean. Shut up. You know what I mean? No, it's just, it's so bad. It's it. There's no words. That's how bad it is. We've decided that we're probably not going to watch Parks and Recreation anymore. Yeah. Really? I've already taken it off my list. Yeah. I mean, well, this last episode was pretty brutal. Yeah. Are you watching it, Rodan? I watched two episodes and I forgot to add it to season pass. So I haven't seen any. Okay. The reason why I am not watching is I love the office. The office is definitely one of my favorite shows. It is where I sit and I laugh out loud at least like three or four times. This is very much in the same vein except I was telling Kevin the other night when we were talking other than Amy Poehler. There isn't anybody on the show that I like. Really? Like, you know, like on, you know, the office, like everybody's kind of quirky and they don't get along, but they're all they still they're still sort of that like family mentality where they all sort of support one another in their own weird ways. Okay. But it took almost the first season for them to get like to that point because they were all miserable bitches the first year. Okay. Well, I don't know, but everybody on the show is just nobody is supporting her and she's very plucky and you know, she wants to do everything right. And I like her, but I can't watch the rest of them. Everyone else is just too negative and too bitchy is too negative. And the Indian guy that's her personal assistant is I want to punch him in the face every time he's on. I don't understand why he's supposed to be so funny. Well, and that's kind of how how I got with ugly Betty where there were so many things about ugly Betty. I just couldn't watch anymore. You know, I really it was one of those things where I just found myself fast forwarding just so I could get through it. And that's not a reason to watch the show. I don't know. I love Wilhelmina. She is the best part of the show. I love Mark and Amanda and other than that, I didn't care about any other person on the show. The show's really just be called bitchy Wilhelmina. Pretty much. I would get behind that. That that was the case then they would just call it the taffy car. That's true. That is true. All right. Well, we've talked for 15 minutes straight and Rodan said all of three words. So Rodan, what's going on with you? I just thought it was a very special Ed McMahon show I I never even got to answer how I was doing. I'm sorry. How are you doing? Fine. Fine. Fine. Thank you. Fine. I'm doing good. Thank you for asking. God. How's your weather been? Oh, it's been shitty. I mean, have you had rain or are you hot? It's both. All the above rainy hot miserable and that weird bare matte bare magic pressure where my ankle hurts. Oh, that's now by now. Yeah. And now it could have been just because I did, you know, like 200 minutes of cardio in the last four days. It could be that. I'm not really sure though. I could have a coach to do with it. Yeah. Maybe just a little bit. What kind of cardio? I just thought in the elliptical, that's pretty much all I can do these days. Oh, my God. How do you people do that fucking machine and drives me crazy? Well, what, what are you using because you're not supposed to be using Stairmaster or like the treadmill? Yes, I know that. That's why I'm on a bike. Okay. See, I don't burn enough calories on the bike. Well, I can't do an elliptical to save my life. I know it's not the balance, it's the angle that it puts my knees and my hips that just freaks me out. I don't like it. Oh, not comfortable to me at all. Yeah. I can hang from a chandelier for four hours. No, but do you know why though, listen, this is and I know I'm not trying to get off on a sex tangent, but we almost had a serious issue last night. Really? What did you do? No, no, an actual series. There was a brief second. I thought I might have broken my neck. Oh, God. Oh, God. I mean, it was like, you know, it was one of those things where if you're okay, our listeners will understand this. I'm sure there's at least, you know, half of our listeners have ever done the thing where you turn your head real quick and you get that really sharp pain down your neck. Oh, yeah. You're talking about where you turn your head and you're like, oh, shit, and you get that really weird pain. Okay. Yeah. So I won't, I'll just set the stage for you. All right. We have a, we have a leather slave bed. Okay. I thought you were saying a leather slave bed. No. And the foot board is, you know, maybe a foot taller than the mattress and it's, you know, obviously it's leather padded and it kind of rolls around. And I had my head, the top of my head was up against the foot board and tank was, you know, on top and he had his hands holding on to the leather and he did one too many thrust to the point where my neck went and I thought, oh, like in the middle of it, I went, oh, God. And I think it just broke my neck and you were like, what? I was like, because I got one of those sharp pains. It was one of those where, you know, we were at a point where stopping wasn't really an option. Stopping is always an option. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's one of those, you know, broken deck be damned. But no, there was a, for a few seconds, I was a little concerned. I'm thinking that is going to be the title of the podcast tomorrow night, you know. Taffy dies. The third and fourth vertebrae were cracked or something. I don't know. Everything was fine. This morning I woke up with a very sore neck, but other than that, it was, it was all good. It was, and I even said her vagina was just fine, but everything else was good. It was totally worth it. But it was just for a second, I was concerned. I'm just, I'm a little bit, I don't know what to say. You can't stop because you broke your neck. Well, no, if I had broken my neck, then I would think clearly there was a chance I could stop. Oh, sexual whiplash, sexual whiplash sounds like a rock band. I was going to say that sounds like an album, like an Iron Maiden album of 1986. Play sexual whiplash, I'll show you my tits. Speaking of showing your tits, Melanie and I are not going to show our tits, except this. Move on with your people's lives. What? Where are you going to show your tits? We were not going to show our tits. But why? It's just letting us all know that you don't go to the blog anymore. Nice, nice, Rodin. I've had a social life, leave me alone. I was almost paralyzed, and I still have a bunch of vlogs. Take one for the team. No, Disney World apparently is no longer going, they've relocated all of their employees whose job it is to cover up the booby pictures, cover up for booby pictures, which means the puppies will be flying down Splash Mountain. They've done what? It's a long known fact that before, when you have to actually go to see the picture and order it and they would print it off right then on rides that they took pictures, they had a person who would stand as they came off, they would only show the first three seats and then the next three seats and then the next three seats and there would be somebody as they were putting them up, making sure that no one was flipping a bird or pulling their shirts up or doing anything like that, that they had to post for families to sit and watch. Now that they've done the photo passes and people can put their card in and push the number or whatever or someone can scan it, they're doing away with that whole chunk of people who they're hiring to stand there and print pictures since no one's really doing anymore. Oh, wow. So now pretty much you're going to be free to flash. Sweet. Yeah. I don't think I can quite stand up to flash though. No. Well, you can. You'll be decapitated from, you know, the Briar Rabbit hanging above you. It's not worth a road, and they don't have a zoom lens. Oh, well played. Thank you. That was actually pretty good and pretty fast. Thank you. I tried. Well, he is pretty fast. Never mind. Yeah, unfortunately. That's what Bob Lue says. But I'm bummed. We need to have a rim shot, which sounds pretty, but we do need to have a rim shot. I think there's a rim shot in special effects. I got a rim shot on Monday. Make that happen. You need to get a hobby. I have to say. I do have a hobby. Rodan needs to get a hobby. Oh, my Lord. You know, a hobby that does not involve your ass. Well, is it wrong that I thought I've been really good this week because I only had one trick. Okay. I like the lift to scale that you're not going to stick at your measuring this again. It's a very obscure reference. But okay, I said, but you know, we have to take growth as it comes. Only having one trick is better than the last couple of weeks. That's, we'll take it. Well, but technically I had a hobby. I had, I didn't have, I only had one trick, but I had a trick and a date that ended in sex. So I'm not really sure. Well, were they both in the same night? No. Oh, we'll see. Wait. So you had a trick and then you had a date and the date ended in sex. Yes. Okay. Well, that doesn't count. So it was like a trick with food. The Jon. And a movie and a movie. What movie did you see? Well, he watched one here. So we watched. So it was, you know, major dad season two. No, we watched Sorted Lives actually get major dad. Oh, God. I'm sorry. Hey. I don't like that movie. But that's a huge, got a huge cult following in the gay community. I, I didn't get it. You know, I think you have to watch it more than once to get it. Well, maybe, but I just, I can't get past the fact that it's shot. So bare bones. And there's like nobody but the main characters who are in it. And it's all like on bad digital video, like someone could have filmed it with their flip cam. Yeah. Speaking of movies that most people don't get the first time they watched them, you know who was in concert here on Friday night and we did not know who. The boys from Mighty Wind and best in show. Michael went to that. He, Michael went to it? Not here. He went to it in Orlando, they were, I think it was Wednesday or Thursday night at the hard rock. That sucks. I wish I had known that because we would definitely have went and they sing songs from the shows too. So I was like, oh, they from spinal tap and from Mighty Wind. Yeah. It's going to say, it's not like a, for a spinal tap reunion movie. Yeah. Wasn't that why they're doing that? I think so. I don't think they're dressed up as the characters. I think they just come out and they sing the songs. Yeah. I would have been, I would have been way into that. Oh, um, Xanadu is coming, by the way, I know we talked about it a while back. Xanadu's coming too. I think Orlando actually in October or November. So Rodan, I know you said you wanted to come down for that when, when it came. So that'll make Michael happy. Yeah. Yeah. That Xanadu's coming or that I'm coming? Xanadu is, you're a place where nobody dared to go. Okay. They call him Xanadont. Lord. Well, have you seen Rodan and leg warmers and roller skates? It's really not pretty. Of course I have. I have the pictures previously. Just because when I take off the leg warmers, an elephant can't wear them doesn't mean anything. He wears the barrettes with the ribbon with the little beads on the end, the little pony beads. I had those. My sister had those. I had those. Okay. I'm lying. I had those. Because your hair is oh, so long. Yeah. I got my haircut really short. Really? Yeah. How short is it? Like see his scalp on the side. Short. Yeah. So it's all high and tight. It is all kind of high and tight. Unlike you. Like me. Speaking of being high, guess what opened here and IKEA. What opened in IKEA? IKEA opened here in Tampa. I know. We talked about it last week. Yeah. But it has happened. And I have not. Oh, yeah. Did you go today? No. No. I'm on call. Remember I've been sitting here all day waiting for people to die waiting for people to die on Mother's Day. Did you have any calls? No. No. But now that I've just said that and there's only an hour and seven minutes left. Six people will drop dead. Thank you, Tappy. Thank you for killing people all over Vanilla Scammy. I'm a giver. Yeah. That's what she does. I'm giving him the sweet release of death. Yes. Lord. As is anybody who's listening to me. No. They're praying for the sweet release of death right now. Oh. Exactly. So yeah, that's pretty much it. I thought I think Rodan has something he wants to do to death. Yes, that's why I was getting ready to say. I'm not sure quite how that transition. So that's about it. Okay. What the hell were you saying that's about it about? I don't because I was getting ready to say something. You needed a transition in your death. I just zoned out. I don't know. My mouth starting to hurt. Rodan, do you have a story or not? Oh, so I'm supposed to pop your cherry, right? Well, again, been there and done that, but God, you're listening to pop your chair. You with Rodan. Oh, look at this week's pop culture news. Why isn't my thing you open? Oh, there it goes because you've used it too much lately. It's pretty on the inside. Yeah. Well, you know, oh, but I do have to thank the Facebookers for, you know, being very attentive to my broken little Rodan needs because they've been coming out and tell me, well, give me well wishes for a little. Aww. Well, good. Yes, and your get well cards too. You're right. I'm from CoPilot.com. Jesus. Oh, so did you guys see the movies or did you guys see Star Trek this weekend? No. No. Really? Me either. But I will tell you something though. Saturday night, Justin Timberlake was hosting SNL, so of course I recorded so the girls could watch it. And the guy who plays, I think his name is Siler. Yeah. Yeah. The one who's currently in the new Star Trek movie. Yeah. I think he looks like you. You? Me? I do. Like, there is something about him that is very-- Couldn't it be, then? Who? It's very Rodan-esque. I could see that maybe a little bit. Yeah. If I was thin. Well, especially, you know, the pictures of you when you were young, I can definitely get that. Oh. As opposed to now. He's got big old catab-- and fat. I did not say that. Now he looks like Leonard Nimoy. No, he does not. You bitches. No, you do. I think the guy who plays Siler definitely, you resemble him a lot. He's Leonard Nimoy with Silver Dollar Nipples. So if you guys sit-- well, real quick, just kind of offshooted that thought process. Damn it. I forgot what I was going to say. You have nose. About Star Trek. I know, but it was not about that. It was about Star Trek. I don't see Star Trek either. But everyone's saying it's really good. And I bought all the glasses from Burger King. Of course you did. Did you see Wolverine yet? I did. I saw Wolverine. And what did you think of it? I like the action. I don't like the CGI claws. I think they're much better as practical effects in the first X-Men movie. And I thought the story itself was a freaking disaster. OK. Which seems to be the overall opinion, I think. We did not care for it. It was a mindless summer banter. And you did a good review on it. Thank you. You reviewed it on Pugs and Popcorn. Yeah. It's a good idea. Between the two of us, we gave it 2.25, so on a scale of 0 to 5. Yeah. But you know, and as I was sitting there watching it, you came into my head. Because a couple of years ago, actually it's more than a couple of years ago, Rodan called me a movie snob. Yes. Because you and Don't Get Wrong, no, it wasn't said out of love. It was you were a movie bitch for a while. OK. I-- Like an artsy, like an artfag movie. No, because we were going to see fucking Austin Powers movies and stuff. And I just got to wear. But he couldn't enjoy anything like that. He couldn't enjoy any pop culture movies whatsoever. OK. But I defer, not defer. I rebuke, rebut, rebuttal. I don't know. You're wrong. Because today, you know, I normally do not care for the big summer blockbuster movies. You know, unless it's a superhero movie. You used to though. I used to. I used to play. But there was a movie that was just on TV today that I remember really, really enjoying. And I went and saw it with you. And it was Post Me You Calling Me a Snob. What? What was that? The Mummy Returns. Oh, I love it. Oh, God. And it's horrible. And I love it. It's horrible. It is horrible. But it's so good. Yeah. Because it just never stops. Actually, and that's kind of where I was going with this whole-- where I was heading off with, is because G.I. Joe comes out this summer, the sequel to Transformers Comes Out This Summer. Yes. No. No. You've never seen the first one. No. And you know what? Watching the trailer in the beginning of Wolverine, to show the trailer for it. And I turned to Bobaloo, Bobaloo and Tank, and I went and saw Wolverine. And I turned to Bobaloo and said, "Enjoy that with the Huffington's." Yes. Because I'm not going to do that. Because the ridiculous shot of that whore straddling the motorcycle, fixing it was so bad. I was just like you got to be kidding. So in other words, I'm going to have to sit, you know, get hit in the back of the head with Jurgen's lotion by the little 14-year-old boys that I'm jerking off to Megan Fox and I go to the movie. I think not. No. Don't call Megan Fox a whore. She's a whore. She's a whore. But don't call her a whore on the podcast. That's-- She's a whore. The defamation of character. Megan Fox is a whore. The second title. Wow. I will tell you that I was amazed at Transformers the first time I saw it. I thought it was really good. I have yet to see a trailer for the second one. So I don't know what you're talking about. The second one looks better. I mean, it just looks like it amps everything up and it looks like it-- I have the first one. It's pretty fucking good. Frankly, I did. I thought it was great. And it looks like Dave kind of expanded the story and I'm excited about that. So I'm excited about that. It's a Michael Bay movie. What story? Well, that-- That's why Steven Spielberg's a producer. No. Well, I'll see it, definitely. Well, and even for being a Michael Bay movie, the first one, they touched on history of Transformers and stuff like that. They didn't have to do that. They could have just been finding robots the whole movie. And so they didn't. And that's good because they set it up and they had other bits in there. But GI Joe, I am so excited about GI Joe. Even though I'm not all about the stupid accelerator suits, I just can't wait to see Destro and Cobra Commander in the Baroness at work. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. They're my heroes. They're my heroes. They're my heroes. Tank keeps saying Scarlet. Scarlet's good movie movie. Yeah. And I'm just like, Ohara? [LAUGHTER] No, she's going to have her little crossbow. And Snake Eyes or something? Snake Eyes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no. He was all jazzed up about that. Look at you naming off GI Joe characters. Well, that's because he was talking about it. He was all excited. Yeah. GI Joe, I think the GI Joe who used to get married to all my Barbies, because he had little pet hair and I thought that was cool. [LAUGHTER] Oh, there's your vagina. GI Joe dolls never shut up. [LAUGHTER] You are so gross. It feels so rough. [LAUGHTER] No. [LAUGHTER] Being all of eight years old, you're head hanging over the top of your Malibu Barbie house. I think I broke my neck. [LAUGHTER] You're a mess. You are a mess. Did you know that GI Joe dolls never fit Ken clothes? Just to bother you very much. He's too muscular? That's because Ken was on crystal meth. Well, we had the Twinkie body. And was flat in front, I guess. I don't know. But no, that's all I know of GI Joe. I know nothing else. Oh. Well, I am just way excited to see Destro and the Baroness and Cobra Commander and just being all nerdy and taking over the world-ish. Is there anybody famous in the movie? That bughead Channing Tatum. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid, isn't it? Oh, Dennis Quaid, isn't it? Mm. Who else? The guy from Third Rock from the Sun's on it, the little kid. Wow. And he's going to be Cobra Commander. Yeah. Which was, I think, a big spoiler because they hadn't admitted who he was for the longest time. Wow. And so, OK, so Transformers, GI Joe's coming out, he man slated for 2011, Smurfs is coming out. Smurfs, Smurfs, the movie. These are all these children of the '80s movies. They're working on a sequel to The Chipmunks, which kind of sounds like a live action The Chipmunk adventure. Yeah. Smurfs is coming out. Thundercats really is supposed to be moving forward, same with Voltron, we'll see what happens there. But it's like children of the '80s heaven. Wow. So in other words, you've got plans for the next three years. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But I wanted to ask you guys. So, you know, these are all my favorite toys from when I was a kid and all these cartoons that I watched. But what movies or like what properties, brands from the, you know, from your childhood, would you like to see, you know, kind of modernized and put on the big screen? Whether it's animated or like live action. Sid and Marty Croft. Really? Was that a happy flannel lost? Well, I guess I'll say they're doing land of the lost, but it makes me a little concerned only wondering if they're going to totally ruin it. I mean, I would hate for those characters to be CGI and stuff like that. I don't know. That's a really, really good question. Well, they went with live action sleestacks with really got made up. That's true. Yeah. And the caverns with the jewels. That's the only thing I remember about that. You know, I mean, like the buggaloos and stuff like that. I was about to segment in the sea monster. They brought Zoom back and I loved Zoom and I was like, I know the electric company. I was a Captain Kangaroo kid. I mean, those are shows I don't even know if they could ever do again. Yeah. Well, they started doing the electric company again. I heard about that. That's pretty cool. Yeah, they started doing it within the last year. There's a new electric company on PBS. No, I thought you meant like a movie of it. Yeah. No, that's what I'm asking for. Well, I know. But yeah, they couldn't. I don't think they could do an electric company. Yeah, I'm saying I don't know how that would work. I don't know. Gilligan's Island. Gilligan's Island, the movie would be cool to me now with people now. I can almost cast that. Isn't that lost? Because that's lost exactly. I would have to say, honestly, most of the things that I grew up, like all the toys I played with have become movies. Yeah. I had Batman and Superman. I was a superhero kid. That's right. It's been well documented on the show. The only thing that I want, the only movie that they haven't made yet that I want is a Wonder Woman movie. Yeah. Wonder Woman. That's the only one that that'll make me happy. Wonder Woman movie would, you know, I don't know who I would cast now. Angelina Jolie. She was a little younger. No. No. No. Megan Fox would be a great Wonder Woman. Megan Fox would actually probably be a good Wonder Woman. Yes. Yeah. She's actually not that bad of an actress. Well, I don't think she has to be that good of an actress. She's quite frankly a play Wonder Woman. I mean, she just says to keep doing her, you know, peck muscle exercises to keep them up. It'll be Wonder Woman with Bily Cyrus. Oh. Well, there was that rumor years ago that Mariah Carey wanted to be a Wonder Woman. Oh, God. I hate her. I think Beyonce wanted to be Wonder Woman too. Oh, I hate her too. I hate her too. I want to be Wonder Woman. Oh, Lord. Yeah. That would be awful. Yeah. I just, you know, I'm afraid that no matter what they do with the Wonder Woman movie, it's going to be shit. And so I just, I don't think they need to have someone who can really do a strong woman character. And that's like a Joss Whedon or JJ Abrams who've done like strong women characters in the past who could really pull this off. I don't think like, you know, well, Joss Whedon was attached to it for a while and then they decided not to use his script because they don't want to go back to the 50s. And that's what they're doing with Captain America. So do you know what show I would like to see that was a TV show I watched and was still kind of a science fiction type something or other $6 million man in the Bionic Woman. Now, see, they've been talking about like rebooting that for so long. I loved that. And they tried the Bionic Woman and it was horrible. Well, yeah, no, that was horrible even by my standards. That was horrible. Yeah, it was bad. No, I would watch that. No, they keep talking about doing like a Bionic man or Bionic Man, a $6 million man with like Jim Carrey was attached to it for a while and everything just always kept falling apart. Well, see, that's the thing that I don't why does everything have to be like Jim Carrey is a $6 million man. Why does everything have to be made fun of? Yeah, I don't get that. I think that you take a serious take on it and you just run with it. Yeah. So the, I was writing some down that I was thinking was kind of funny that I would actually like to see. And one of them was Jim and the holograms. I realized that makes me a big old faggot, but still I'd like that. That's what makes you a big old faggot. I would love to see a gem in the holograms movie because I love the Josie and the Pussycats movie. And even though that was horrible, but a gem in the holograms movie with them run around and it had to be set in the 80s. They run around and like the, you know, hologram changes them and they're all 80s with big glam hair. They're going to be just hilarious. The Pussycat dolls as the hologram. Oh, that'd be wonderful. Actually, the Pussycat dolls are pretty much the X-ray diversion in gem in the hologram. Exactly. I can see that. I actually can visualize that. And that scares me just a little bit. All right. Well, listeners, what do you want them to make into a movie? What TV shows or movies and stuff from your, from your childhood? Would you like to see remade as a current movie? And if you want to put that in the comments and tell us who you want them to cast in certain roles, it could make for an interesting conversation. Thanks for the life. Like who would be Captain Planet? What the fucking Captain Planet? Captain Planet was a horrible cartoon from the 90s. Yes, it was. And that's really all that needs to be said about it. Oh, Lord. He's our hero. Oh, God. No. No. No. Okay. Well, while he is in a, you know, cartoon vortex, we have a question from Crystal, one of our 100 episode questions. And that is Crystal who won the challenge versus me versus the, so yes, Crystal meth. Her name, that's, and now Crystal's done listening to the podcast because you made fun of her. Nice. Yeah. Sorry. And pretty much the question is she wants to know how Taffy and I met in prison. Now that's believable. Well, I killed a man in Largo just to watch him die with a spoon. Um, go ahead, well, okay, the short version is drum Riley Calhoun and little Lafayette were coworkers. Lola Fayette and Taffy Carl O'Loughington were, yeah, sorority sisters, Lola and Taffy used to go away on these like lost weekends to Orlando. And it used to be a no boys allowed sort of thing, but they invited drum. I was dating drum. We came along for one of these weekends and the first thing that Taffy ever said to me when I walked into the condo where everybody was staying was Lola pretty much said, whoa, almost had a real name there, Lola pretty much said everybody. This is drum and tailor and the Taffy turns when it goes, hi, I'm Taffy. How are you here? Do a shot and handed me a shot glass and we've been friends ever since and then we were in separate bowl for the weekend and that was 10 years ago and pretty much that was it. But we would go months at a time without seeing or talking to one another. Yeah, in the very beginning, we did and we'd have all this pent up like weekend aggression that when we finally would see each other, it was like, I'm not leaving your side for the next three days. Right. And we would just follow each other around and giggle and be stupid and then eventually one of these times where did we realize we can do it every day? Right. I met drum and Lola for lunch and Lola called Taffy and said, do you want to meet us after lunch? And drum and Lola had to go back to the office and I said to Taffy, I don't have anything to do until like three o'clock and, you know, we're sometime like that. So I was just going to go sit down at Starbucks and Taffy's like, you like Starbucks. And I said, yeah. So she goes, well, there's a Starbucks right down the street. So we walked down to the Starbucks down the, down the little strip while we were at and just hung out just the two of us and realized we could, we're allowed to do this. We don't need to have, we don't need to have chaperones, we can actually have conversations that don't have chaperones. And that was, that was the beginning of me not having any productivity. Thank you. Yes. That is true. Absolutely. Now, did you guys first meet, did you guys actually met prior to taping our first show, right? Taffy and I? Yeah. I believe so. I think so. But it was very brief. It was like 10 minutes. Well, you went at his 30th birthday party, were you? No. No, I was going to say, because that would have been probably the only place I can remember that where we would have actually had a full blown, full blown conversation. I think if I had met them, it was like Starbucks or something, like, you guys should be just Starbucks. Well, the chances are against us that it wouldn't be in a Starbucks. Yeah. I mean, I think it was like a Starbucks and I thought it was after we taped or before that we taped the first show. But it may have been after. Yeah, as I say, it might have been after. I'm not sure. I think we had talked to each other a couple of times trying to get used to like, you know, how do you skype everything? I'm not sure if we met before the show or not. That's kind of, that's interesting. That's going to be fun to go back and listen just to see if it was that way or not, because I'm not really, really certain. I'm sure, I'm sure some listeners know better than we do. Right. Well, he was at Roy's with us. Yes. Yeah. So that was before the show. Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was. Yeah. So definitely. That was Roy's for. That was your 30th birthday. No. Okay. That was 30. Two or three maybe. Yeah, 32 or 30. That was the night of the $25 martinis. Yeah. Well, we got the, we got the food bill and it was, you know, a couple hundred dollars and then we got the bar tab and the bar tab was like $560. We're like, what the fuck did we drink? And we looked at it. It was like the signature martinis or was it martinis or margaritas martinis and it was $25 each and we had had like, you know, 14 and we were like, yeah. All right. Yes. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. That was good. Well, uh, is everyone getting excited for gay days? I, I am excited for gay days. I'm just hoping I can go. So I'm like, I'm hoping to get that all arranged this week to make sure a hundred percent that I can come because I really need it and I really want to see you guys and I really want to, you know, be a fool with you guys. So we appreciate that because God help Babaloo if it's going to be the three of us stuck in a cabin. God help them. That's all I'm going to say is it would be, it'll be bloodshed. It'll be a tyranny. It would be, it'll be me, it'll be misery, but I'm just, exactly, exactly it'll be fabulous. It'll be, it'll be the happiest day of misery ever. Right. Yeah. We'll have to talk about, we'll have to talk about gay days as it gets a little bit closer to, uh, to the, to the celebrated weekend, it is less than, it's less than a month away. Yeah. I know. Well, but we'll talk about it in the next week. So it's, it's 40, 40 something minutes. We need to wrap this up and my mouth is starting to bother me. So I need to. Better show up. Grab it up. Is that what you were saying to the Cuban, or the Cuban? Oh my God. The Babaloo last night. No. And you know God bless him. So because between the digestive issues and the mouth issues, poor Babaloo has not gotten any in a while and he's just. Is your hand very, very patient? I was about to say exactly. We need to go off this phone so you can, uh, give him a handy, handy, Manny. Okay. That's gross considering that's a preschool show, right? I don't know. A preschool show. Ew. Yeah. All right. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. 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We're at the top of page five, I think, but there was a time when we were at page three, we were on page two a couple of times. So just if you guys could do it, we would greatly appreciate it. Okay. And that, that's all I'm going to say in that for right now, though there may be a contest coming up. So. Yeah. So all right, guys, everybody have a good week, uh, we'll be back next week. I'm sorry to cut this short, but I kept a stop. Um, this is Taylor and Tappy and Rodan have a good week, everybody. Bye bye. Bye. You've been listening to hot is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter? See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING]