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PiMC: Episode 101 - Give My Retarded Brother a Flurb!, or Well, When You Shame It In Front Of Company.....
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[music] Do you know how much these intros would cost you if I didn't love you guys? You're listening to another episode of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Hovington, and Rodan! Take it away, kids! [music] Okay, well, if I'm going to do the intro, then I'm going to tell you guys what my plan was to do from now on, which means we're starting with 101. Oh, okay. I want us to say hello in a different language every week. Really? Yes. All right. So, and it just could be, and you know, "Ola, that's Spanish for hello, this is Rodan!" and you've downloaded episode 101 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot." So it doesn't have to be Bonjour Metamorzell and Moshele Kefecant. It doesn't have to be a full actual content. No, it's just the "hello." That's the only word. Oh, damn. It's getting in French. Well, good. [laughter] Hi. Bonjour. Do you? Yes, no. How do we feel about this? Do we have to say hello? That's "hello" in Spanish? Or can we just go "Ola, Chicas!" No, I want to do "hello." That way it becomes a thing for every week. How do they go? What are the hosts going to say? How many different languages are there that we're going to be able to come up with one every week? No, I'm just asking you. It's a real question. In three weeks, we're going to be going. In three weeks, we're going to go Swahili, Portuguese, I mean, yeah, seriously. Okay. And then we have homework. Excellent. Challenge accepted. Okay. Really? Sometimes it's easier. You know what? Sometimes it's just easier to sit back and let the storm ride out and then it's just easier. What does that mean? Rape is like the weather. If you know what's coming, sit back and try to enjoy it. That is an actual quote from the governor of Texas. Yes, we know that the actual code is AND rich. Yeah, so we're... Oh my goodness. But what does that mean? Does that mean that in three weeks I'll grow tired of this and won't want to do it? No, it means that it's easier to just appease you and look up new languages and how to say hi and them than it is to argue with you about the fact that we don't want to do it. So there you go. That's so easy. That's kind of easier to just go. Okay, sure. Then I'll look up a new language every week and look up how to say hi in it and practice it because that would be something then from now on if I meet someone that's from, you know, Mandarin Chinese, I'll know to go muk chuk thing and then I'll feel all educated. Thank you, Coretta Scott King. By the way, instead of saying hello to a different language, we're totally keeping all this in for the intro of the episode. Meow. Meow. Meow. No, don't use them up yet. No, no, no, no, no. Say them for later. And besides, Rodin gets to do the intro. Say hello to everybody, Rodin. Hello. Welcome to the different language. Shut up. It's like Russian for hello. Hello. It's very similar. It's Russian for hello. You're not that small. No, seriously, it's like informal Russian. Like you're answering the telephone. I took Russian for two semesters. I remember like three words. Give me a fuck alone. Rodin didn't get me this week, I think. Oh, I'm too tired because I got too much. God. Okay. It's that in a minute. Oh, it's right. You're listening to episode one and one if I was my copilot. Hopefully you're still listening to episode one and one after that. It's the best intro ever, Jesus with your host, Taylor, the latte bitch. Hello, everyone. Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, lovers. And I think I broke a little Rodin. Are we going right into that? All right. Play the music. Play the music. But no, the other music is probably still playing at this point. No, no. We can come back to me breaking a little Rodin later. No, no. Wait, I have a question that's been searing in my mind since episode 100. Are you still tanning and putting bronzer on your dick? Yes. But I've only been able to- He doesn't kind of freak you out that you're going to have a black man's dick in like two weeks. I mean, you know, besides the side. If only. Something tells me he's probably had a black man's dick within the last two weeks without either hearing or there. I have not. I have been completely racist over the last three. I've been racist sexually. The title to episode, actually, no, I don't even have the balls with that as a title. I don't even have the balls with that as a title. I'm racist. Lordy. Yeah. Hi, Joe and Dallas. Oh, Joe. He's a Dallas. Go ahead. Yeah. I think I broke a little Rodin. Okay. How? Okay. So I've had two opportunities over the last three weeks to top two different bottoms. Everything is going fine and getting into it. At the same time. Is it like plates in the air on the sticks that you're spinning them? No, no. That would be a cool Cirque du Soleil trick, though. These were just one on one encounters, not the threesomes. Cirque du La Sock. Cirque du La Sock. Did you come up with that or did Tank come up with that? No, I come up with that. Tank is in. Okay. That was good. That was good. That's the first title. That's the first level of the one. I'm sorry. Rodin, we interrupt you far too often and we're doing it again. So go ahead. That's okay. Yeah. So I had this bottom over a couple weeks ago. We're kind of going. Does it have a name? I was just thinking the same thing, but are we just are we just referring to them as bottoms now? I had a bottom over. It's just a. This is bottom number 43. We're keeping bottom count now. It's going to be like one of those things where you have them take a number. It's like Paul, right in the anchor man bottom watch on line. Oh, we lost to have a yes. I can imagine Paul right when he pins up and panned a lot bottom watch your nast. So, well, okay, he comes over and he's very, very thin, like rail thin, like itty bitty like I met him on line, whatever, been talking to him for a few weeks and anyways, doesn't matter how I met him, he just came over. So he's really, really thin and he's got gray hair, but he's only 32. You have gray pubes. We had this issue. No, he did not. He had blonde pubes because he's blonde and going great quickly. So that's almost worse. So we're making out. It's going well. Kissing. He's good kisser. Gives good head and you know, I'm get to the point where I rim him, right? Going down to do my business, a little Rodan does not come to attention. I like lose it completely. Completely. We know that. It doesn't. And it doesn't come back. That's not the first time that's happened to me. The last time was like, when you shame it in front of a company, what's the matter with you? For God's sake, stand up. We have a guest. When you shame it in front of a company, I think there's going to be the death of me tonight. Yeah. And then the other night, it's like three thirty in the morning. Well, okay. So then what the hell am I supposed to do? I've met this guy like once, right? This is the first time I met him. My junk don't work. That's what you said. That's when you say something like, oh my God, you know, you were sucking me so good. It just. I don't know. You sucked all the air out of it. I just, you know, it was one of those, like, I finished them off, which generally required, you know, almost my entire fist, but what I like three fingers in there while I was blowing him. You were fisting him while you were blowing him? I wasn't fisting him. I had three fingers and they were closely grouped together. It wasn't that bad. Of course he was so thin. I swear I could have like, arm curled him at that point with him on my three fingers. I'm a ball by this whole car. I'm kind of, I know I'm a ball right now, actually. Why? So I'm all embarrassed because I couldn't get, so I got him to come and then I had him leave. And then I just, as he is off to do. And then he, he wanted to go like on a date after that. I just, I couldn't. I just, I was like, I'm, I'm too embarrassed at this point, plus you're too girly for me. So. Just take your complimentary come rag on your way out. You should go to Vista print and print them off. You have a stack of them waiting there. Thank you for visiting. I think Big Fatty did that. I'm sure he did. I think Big Fatty has come towels, come rags. I think I remember that from somewhere. The homogeneous last year, I think he did pass them out of homogeneous condoms and come rags. Thanks, Big Fatty. That was, that was disappointing experience number one. So disappointing experience number two happened over the weekend where I was fooling around some guy that I've fooled around before and I've performed beautifully. Of course. More than once. The French judges gave you a 5.0. Those damn French judges love me. And. German judges. I just. It's the hardest one. Oh, it's only. And I don't even know what that means and I'm slightly offended by that. I just, I, and I'm like in the middle of it and I'm going ready and I'm condoms on, lubed up, he's warmed up and failure to launch. Again. Now this was three o'clock in the morning after about 10, 15 drinks. Okay, well that could have something to do with it. Well, I'm including shots. We had a lot of shots. Perhaps this is your body's way of saying. But not the best shot apparently. Apparently not. We had. There was no protein. We had shots. Not the cum shot, but we had shots. Yes, that was the, that was the joke. Thank you for explaining it to me. So, so now this is twice and I'm getting all nervous because I know I've topped other guys in between these two incidents. I'm just not sure what is happening. When you top the other guys, were you everything, was everything at half staff or was it good to go? No, it was full go. Wow. Maybe you just, maybe mentally these two weren't just doing it for you. And could it be that the common theme that you mentioned in both things, that it was at like three o'clock in the morning? Maybe you're just too tired. I guess. I'm, I'm worried that I'm working out too much and it's taken away from my. Spunk. Well, if any. Okay. Well, thank you for that. So, if you're working out would increase your testosterone, which would make you more aggressive. Yeah, that's well, I've been pretty aggressive. Wait, maybe, maybe it's the tanning stuff. Maybe it's the bronzer. Maybe it's like a desensitizing thing. I mean, seriously, maybe, maybe the bronzer has something in it that desensitizes you and now you won't be able to get hard anymore. Poor Rodan. You just need to be the pasty top that we all know that you are and love you. So, are you still, so you're still tanning and you're still working out? Yes. You're going to be a fucking hottie by gay days. Oh, I don't know about all that. Yeah. Look at the pictures in the pink party. You can tell I'm still kind of. What the hell's a ping party? Pink party. Oh, ping ping. You talked about it. He went to Shreveport. He talked about it. I was two episodes ago. Yeah, that's right. He said ping like as in ping pong balls coming out of my ass, ping. Or peeing. Or peeing. He went to a golden shower party. It's not a party. It's not a golden shower party. So if anybody knows any kind of advice there to help make sure that Rodan performs all the time without. Oh, I'm sure many of our listeners would have plenty of advice for you. A very special episode of Blossom playing in the background. When little Rodan is too tired, you don't understand normally little Rodan is up and going at the whisper of potential possibility of sex dripping precom. I mean. Oh my. God. And 80% of our listeners just turned off their ipods or are masturbating it. Maybe it's a fact that you call it little Rodan. It's not a big, you know, it's not that's not a big confidence booster to refer to it as little anything. Well, it is a little compared to the rest of me. I used to call him Pokey. That's worse. Yeah. So we finally got him out of the calling it. Yeah, that's right. So all right. It's always like poking out one to go play. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Um, well, best of luck to you. Yeah. I don't know what else is appreciated. Keep us up to date on bottom watch, Oh, no, I'll let you know if I have another failure to launch. Thank you. Okay. Excellent. Well, going a complete 180 from not being able to get it up, uh, I went to bereavement camp last weekend. Oh, that's it. I hope you can't get it up before you went camp. I just, I was coming into my mouth. I just realized, wait a minute, that makes us a little more. Yeah. That's the case. That's the case. No, that is not the case. Wow. No, we went to, uh, I had my annual bereavement camp that I do for work every year. And it was a really, it was a good weekend. It's usually one of my favorite weekends of the year. And this year I have to say was probably not one of my favorite years for camp, primarily because we had some issues with volunteers in my cabin, but do you mean drum and no, Lulu? No, drum was not in my cabin. drum was in a cabin with middle school boys and I, yeah, that's, that's pretty much what I say. He, he usually gets the middle school boys every year and usually he has a really good year, but I think he didn't have as great of a year as he normally does. Uh, Babaloo was in the between, Babaloo was between drum and I shut up, uh, in that he was in with the older elementary school boys and had a great weekend. So that made me happy that the campers had a good weekend and that Babaloo had a good weekend. He had a better weekend as well, but, you know, you can't win them all exactly. But, uh, Babaloo responded pretty much the way I thought he would and that he was very sensitive and very caring and was able to keep it together and, and do what he needed to do and, and I'm very happy that he went and he's looking forward to going next year. I will say though, one of the children in my cabin, one of the younger children came up with a name for me and that is and what this young man would do. He was an eight year old boy and for some reason he was very, he would come over and you'd always give me a big hug whenever like, you know, I would come into the cabin to get them already to go to an activity or something like that and he would always come and run up and hug me and he comes to about belly level with his head. So by Saturday afternoon, he decided that my name was now Pillow. What? He called me Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. And would occasionally walk over and just sort of like hit it to which eventually I said, I'm not Santa Claus. That will not go well. How was he? Knock it up. He was eight. I think. He was just, he was fascinated. So apparently I had an otter in my cabin. I don't know. Very much all about the coming over and like, you know, rubbing your belly. He wasn't like, no, he wasn't like, I mean, he was being like an eight year old and that he would, you know, come over and he would just sort of, you know, sort of like, should get my attention. But he would sort of like tap me on the belly. And once I took that down him and said, um, yeah, my boyfriend doesn't get to do that. So I'm not going to let you do it. I didn't say that to him, but I said something along those lines. And then that became the big thing where you'd walk over and he was sort of like, you know, it became this almost like game that he wanted to do. And then at one point, he decided to call me Pillow, which unfortunately my co-counselor heard. So then she told all the other counselors that one of the kids calls me Pillow and then I became my name all camp. So, how much trouble am I going to get if I call you Pillow? Um, that depends. How much do you enjoy having teeth? I don't know. I think that should be his name for gay days or there. Well, I can think of other names for for gay days. I'm sure you can. Yes. Pillow. And speaking of teeth, I just said, um, I'm going to be high tomorrow. Oh, because why are you going to be high tomorrow? Because I'm having a wisdom tooth removed tomorrow at 9.15. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I've had a tooth that's been broken for a while, one of my wisdom teeth and it didn't bother me. So I just figured, uh, whatever, I'll just leave it alone. And it's starting to get where it's becoming a problem. So Friday afternoon, I couldn't take it anymore. And I called the person who took, did my last surgery and they said they could get me in Monday morning. So I'm going to be escorted by the ever lovely tank Huffington. Lucky. Because yes, because before, you know, Taffy had to carry me to the car last time. And you know, I, I think this time tank's going to have to handle it as far as pouring me into the backseat and he's a very good patient and he does everything he's supposed to. But he, the medicine makes him silly. Well, Rodan was there for the last time. Yeah, I was. I was about to say that was like, Oh, that's right. You were. And you know what? It's almost two years, like two days. To the day. Yeah. But you just started doing the show. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. So I have been preparing, I, I said to Babaloo that I was going to be eating nothing but like, you know, Jello and stuff like that tomorrow. So I told Babaloo he would, he wanted to go food shopping tonight. He wanted to do it. So I said, I go and, and I, he said, what do you want for tomorrow? And because you can't eat anything. I said, I just, honestly, I just want like Jello. He decided to get every flavor of Jello, no demand. He came home and I just kept reaching out, I'm like, how many boxes of Jello did you get? He's like, I didn't know what kind of get you. You just had a couple kinds. And I just didn't know. So I just kept getting them. Oh, I think that's what I have before. He's so cute. He is so cute. So I, but I'm not thinking of myself shit. I'm going to be like, you're meeting Jello per year. I'm making Jello. Oh wait, he didn't get the already made Jello? No, I, I specifically said just because it's cheaper to get the boxes of Jello and it takes three minutes to make that I would, you know, just to make the, I, I could make it. And so I have peach. You've been having Jello soup. Yeah. The only kind I said, I said, don't get lemon because I don't like lemon Jello. I like lemon Jello, just not lemon Jello. I didn't get that. Lemon Jello was that amazing drink that got Danny DeVito high when he was on the view. I remember. And I believe we were drinking the night of the John Goodman incident. I was going to say the John Goodman incident was based around loosely, loosely based on lemon Jello. Yes. Lemon Jello amongst other things. Yeah. Loose and John Goodman are two words that often go hand in the window. Speaking of fisting. Oh shit. Sorry. World's biggest hand puppet. How are you, Taby? What's going on with you? I am. I was not talking about you. Well, usually when you say hand puppet, I'm figuring it's something it has to do. You're an oven mitt. There's a difference. Sorry, I am so fucking glad that this weekend is over. Oh my God. I did the unthinkable today. I did the absolute unthinkable. You took a nap. Yes, I did. You did? It lasted about six and a half minutes. And it was glorious for those six and a half minutes. Can you really call it a nap then at that point? For me? Yeah. Isn't that just like a link to you? It was almost like, it was one of those things where I, after dinner, Hank and I always write our bikes. And after dinner, I said, I have to put my head down. I said, I am exhausted. I have to do nothing for a few minutes. I said, just let me lay here for a few minutes. And he goes, lay on the couch with me because he was watching some Starship Enterprise thing. And I said, okay, I put my head down and I looked at the clock. I put my head down and six and a half minutes later, Lollipop got home. I opened my eyes and I thought, I cannot believe I went to sleep. I mean, I literally went to sleep in five seconds. I have no idea. I don't even recall anything. And that, for me, is unless I'm sick, never happens, ever, ever, even when I'm sick, I fight it like a tooth nail. I just am exhausted. God's spell has killed me. I mean, it's literally just Lollipop's been in God's spell, which Babaloo and Taylor went to see last night. And I was at the church and then I was at the hospital because little Carlisle's still in the hospital. And I was driving all over the place and we start a bunch of crap at school tomorrow. I have to be at Starbucks at 6.45 in the morning, which normally is not a problem, but I have to pick up coffee and cups and all the accruitment for 120 and transport it to the school and have it there by seven o'clock, which, again, is not a problem, along with six dozen cupcakes, which I did today. It's just, I am so, May is the worst month ever because it's so fucking busy, but today it just all kind of caught up with me and I thought, I have to lay my head down. I'm going to be, I'm just going to wait. May is the worst month ever and it's all caught up with you and it's May 3rd. Yeah. Well, no, it's the end of God's spell. It's just the fact that last week, every single day, I was either, you know, I have two schools that are getting ready to do cheerleading tryouts and I wrote the routines for and I had to teach them to the captains and then on top of that, driving back and forth, you know, it's 40 minutes round trip to the hospital and then God's spells opening and having to be at church and at school, getting all that crap ready and just, and then the just general life of, you know, you still have to do laundry and you still have to vacuum and you still have to make lunches and all that other crap. This has been one of those weeks where I'm just like, okay, it's Sunday. God's spell's over, cheerleading tryouts start Tuesday. So there's like literally about 30 hours that nothing significant is going on except for, you know, the stuff I have to do at school and work tomorrow, but I just got, well, you know, yeah, yeah, mental work, but still, what, and your best friend is having surgery tomorrow. My best friend is having surgery tonight. And by the way, when we said prayers tonight with the girls, we prayed for your surgery to go well and Lollipop goes, what? I said, well, you know, they're putting him under a scalpel will be on his body. So technically it's surgery. And she's like, are you kidding me? I said, yes, not all who have their root, root canals and, you know, wisdom teeth pull behave like you do. And she's just like, I will go with him next time. I will drive him next time. She's like, I will tell him, get over it. I said, please, can I have a video question of me getting off, why am I arguing with your child? Exactly. It's no one, I don't know. I had two out at a time and let me tell you, let me tell you, I am very fortunate in the fact that my grandmother worked for and with the same dental group for my entire life until she retired. So from the time I was two years old, I had went to see them and they had x-rays of my mouth from the time I was two. They pulled all eight wisdom teeth in seven minutes after Lollipop was born. That's how old I was. They took all it took seven minutes to pull all of my wisdom teeth because they had it except that you only have four wisdom teeth. I didn't. I had two sets of permanent teeth. Then it's proof. She's not human. I know, right? No, I didn't. They, when I first got my first baby teeth, my baby teeth all were big and they couldn't understand why and they went and x-rayed me and I had two layers of teeth behind them. So they pulled all of my baby teeth. This is, this is horrible. I was three and they had to do four root canals. They pulled all of my baby teeth out. So my first set of permanent teeth would come in as baby teeth and be pushed out by the second set of permanent teeth, but they ended up, I had four, I had four impacted wisdom teeth. And then when the other four came in and impacted, they had to pull all eight. And you wonder why I hate the dentist. There are reasons. So I, I was not, I'm not a good dental patient even to this day. I, I've changed a dentist all the time because, and I finally found one that does sedation dentistry. I'm so excited. Oh, nice. My teeth cleaned a couple months ago and I was like, Twilight, happy, you know, where you're just kind of like laying there. You're like, yeah, I don't really care. Why was I not with you for that? No, because you have a cell phone and I have a cell phone and there's cameras involved and no. Uh, excuse me. No, you were gone. You were, you were home. You were home. You were back in, um, you were, you were in Motown Philly back again. Back again. Motown Philly. I was doing a little East Coast. That's right. Boys, thank you. Now that's going to be in my head. Thank you. So do we have a question? Wait. You were talking about something, you were talking about your busy schedule and then I distracted you. So I don't know. I'm just, I'm glad this week is over. I know that tomorrow will be busy, but tomorrow night there's nothing planned. No one has practice. No one has to be anywhere. Nothing's going on. And so then I can regroup my brain and get ready for cheerleading tryouts and everything. But that's, well, I'll be sure to have Babaloo call you in a panic about something that I'm doing. Well, I mean, obviously, and, and obviously, and I had told the girls, I said, you know, that was going to ask you. And I'm speaking to you. I'll be so excited that he's only talking in Spanish. Why was going to ask you if you wanted, if you wanted to be there? Martha De Deos! I don't know what's going on. What, what, he become Ricky Ricardo. Uh, this. No, do you, I was going to ask you if you wanted anything brought over like soup or anything that was soft or mushy, but then you said he brought all the jello. Yeah. No, I'm, I'm good. Thank you. Because I know you love the things like oatmeal and, you know, yeah, no, no, I don't do anything like that. Apple sauce. Yeah. Well, let's talk about God's Bell. That spell was awesome. I know, I know that. Okay. In the movie. No, I know. Well, there you have it. Good night, everybody. Thanks for coming. Um, no, God's Bell was incredible. She, um, she did a great job. For those of you who don't know what God's Bell is, God's Bell is a, it was, it was actually a seniors thesis written while he was at Carnegie Mellon, and it never, never meant to see the light of day of Broadway and ended up going to Broadway in the late seventies. It's very artistic and very, um, existential, very, you know, what is the word when, you know, it's all symbolism and, and oh, God, and they all the book, it's the book of Matthew. What? Symbolic. Symbolic. Um, it's all, you know, it's, it's the book of Matthew set to seventies rock music but everything is very fast and trippy and it's, you know, strobe lights and I, I don't know. For those of, for people who have never seen it, there's about 10 million YouTube things on it that you can go and watch, but it's, it's an exhausting show. In fact, they even have a thing where most people who perform God's Bell lose between one and two and a half pounds during the show because it's, oh, wow. Oh, she would, her costume is soaking wet at the end of every single performance. I mean, it was disgusting and, and she's a little girl to begin with. So I can't imagine, in fact, none of them in the cast were big except for the one who played Judas. He was probably the biggest of all of them and he was dripping, dripping wet the whole entire show. I don't know. That one girl looked a little roomy. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. There's, yeah. One of the girls was a little roomy for sure. Yeah. No, it was good. The other titled episode one. No, she's a little roomy. She's a sweetheart, but yeah, she's a roomy, sweetheart, and she's got, she's got an amazing voice. You know, they did a good job and Molly popped at a good job. And if I could figure out a way to post something without actually, you know, you seeing her, I would. Well, then I think it would probably be a good idea just to then do not do that. Yes, I know. But, no, I, I, it was good. It's, it's very fast. It was very, I had, I had no experience with God's spell before and I've heard of it. I've never seen it though. First 10 minutes, I just sat there going, what the fuck is going on? I had no, they were talking so fast and there was strobe lights and there was like dancing and there was like, they were telling a story, but then it went into another story and then all of a sudden they were playing different parts, but they weren't playing, and I eventually I just sort of said, you know what, I'm just going to watch Lollipop because she looked good. She was having a good time up there. And then I realized that there's no linear story through the whole thing, that it's just short parables and then I, then I was okay, then it was good. It's very trippy. Luke had worked on a tech crew of a couple of different shows of God's spell, so he had a really good grasp on what it was, but it was to the point where in the, in the program, they actually take two whole pages of the program to explain why are the cast members dressed as clowns, why does it take place outside, you know, because we figured that most people have no idea what, unless you've seen the play, you have no idea what the play is about. Yes. So she, I'm glad it's over. They have 368 hours of practice starting in January and I'm so thrilled. It's over, even though it, she is, she is now went to the dark side. They had a cast party and she came home and she's just like, I can't believe it's over. It just is, it was the, one of the greatest experiences, this is her sixth play at school and she's just musical, sorry. And she's very sad. It's over, but I'm thrilled. Well, but I think that's common for, I mean, we have so many other podcasters that we know that are actors that could probably speak to that as far as the when you're done with, you know, there's a let down. Yeah. Let down and you have to say goodbye to the character that we played and, and I don't think Kevin, I don't think Kevin B has ever said goodbye to Angela Art and I have to be honest to you. I think there's a little part of Angela. Well, I know what he never should. No, no, I agree. I spent, I spent a good hour and a half today talking to Kevin B. Well, we played city. Really? That sounds like heaven. It is. He makes me laugh. We, we had a really, we had, we had a lot of laughing, but we also had a nice conversation in the middle and then we had, when we ended on laughing. So it's. I enjoy him. And I enjoy him. Well, Rodan, there, there is a very significant thing that will be taking place on Wednesday here in the, in the Tampa, St. Petersburg area that, that Taylor will not participate with me. Oh, you're having sex with Kevin B and Michael without Taylor. Yes. God, from your lips to God. Jesus. Yeah. That was like, you know, as she said that she clutched the ends of her desk. I did my hands around the desk. Yes. IKEA is opening in Tampa. Oh my God. It feels like it's been forever. Tell me about it. I can remember last year, the first, the very first commercial, the screen was just black with the yellow and blue IKEA thing and it said summer on nine and I thought, yes, it opens Wednesday and he won't go with me. It's the largest IKEA in the Southeast. Yeah, it's the largest, I know it's the largest in Florida, which is like it was going to be this. I remember that being in the holes, like the whole South kind of thing. I remember those press releases when they first came out. It's supposed to be double the size of the one in Fort Lauderdale. It's double the size of the one in Fort Lauderdale. It's supposed to be almost double the size of one on Lando and God help me because the first time Tank and I went, it took us six hours to get through the whole thing and we never, we didn't even get through the whole thing and finally I was like, Jesus, I have to leave. So I cannot imagine what this was. I am so excited. I'm, I'm all a Twitter. Not a chance. I know. I know. I've offered, I've tried to bribe him with lunch. I've tried to bribe him with so many things, but he won't, won't participate because. You want him to go after his surgery? All drooling outside as well. No, his surgery is Monday. Not Wednesday. We'll get pretty stuff. He give my retarded, give my retarded brother a flurb. Swedish meatballs for everyone. Oh, Swedish meatballs, I may have to drive down just for that. He pushed me in a wheelchair and a cast the day after Thanksgiving. I could push him in a wheelchair while he was drooling for the opening of Ikea. Let's be real. Except that I don't want to go to the opening of Ikea. I know. I know. That would be a perfect, perfect opportunity for video podcast, Taylor cries. Hour one. That would be awesome. What's a blurb? I don't even know what a blurb is. Why do I need it? Oh God, it's only $3. I'll take four. Exactly. Well, apparently they're giving away huge gift cards. Like one of the gift cards, the biggest gift card they're giving away apparently is like five or $10,000. I said for $10,000, you can build a new house. Right? Yeah, right. Yeah. That's my kitchen. It won't be hurricane proof. It won't be hurricane proof. It'll barely be, you know, closing the door hard proof, but it'll be made of particle board, but it'll be a house. Oh my God. There's a couch in the Orlando one that we have our eyes on that's what it's like the little couch. Actually, Rodin, you should take of interest at this because you'll be sleeping on it. It's the we're replacing the couch in the office. That is good. The little couch sort of thing. Yeah. It's which we've never been able to sit on from the day we got it because it's one of those that sort of folds out. I'm going to say you hate that. Good. Yeah. When I go to sit on it, I slide off and hit the floor. So. Rodin, when are you coming into town for gay days? What day are you going to get? I'm not sure. I meant to. I wanted to talk to you guys about that towards the end of the show just to figure out exactly work through the schedules and the schedule and the you know, events and all that for gay days. I hope our listeners and fellow podcasters are have their plans in order have set their affairs straight because it's one month one month one month and counting. I know. I'm so excited. I cannot believe it's only a month. I'm so excited. I'm like, I freaked out. I have one month to lose 400 pounds. Because since our little bet started, I've actually gained weight. Oh, Taylor. I know. I know. I'm getting out of a jello for the next four days. So I'm sure to lose at least a little water weight, but did he get you full sugar jello or the sugar free sugar free sugar free jello and calm. That's what I'll be living off for the next. And that is the title of episode one, Oh, right. Would it be like tapioca pudding or something or tapioca, oh my goodness. There you go. Oh, what is that? They're the little like like little rice balls in the. I hate. I hate. Rice pudding. I hate tapioca pudding. Both. I don't think I've ever had tapioca pudding. It's a consistency of snot. It's disgusting. Oh, I love it. Well, I don't love snop, but I love tapioca pudding. Do you really? Oh my God. Yes. And rice pudding. Oh, if you had a name, like if you had to name your five favorite snack type like food type things like that, what would they be besides tapioca pudding, like just something that when you come home, if you have it like in your house and you're like, Oh my God, it's like perfect snack, perfect comfort snack food. What would it be? Pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie. Really? Yeah, I don't know why. Okay. That's interesting. What else? A life Puerto Rican twink, twink boy. Well, don't we all. What else? Oh, like Reese's, like Reese's pieces, Reese's peanut butter cups. Reese's anything. Okay, but he likes the Reese's peanut butter cups that are shaped in the different shapes. He doesn't like the ones that are shaped. I think you, I think Rodan, I think you would eat any of them, but that was always when we were living together or when we would go to Target. Do you mean like the first Easter egg ones? Yeah. Oh, those are my favorites. Those are my favorite ones. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. And the Christmas trees and the pumpkin, the ones that are shaped like jack of worms, that sort of thing. Dude, I think I've gone to the gym over the last like six weeks just to manage to work off the like one Easter bunny a week I've been having. What else? Walmart had a bunch after Easter, like half off and I bought like four of them. Nice. Nice. And I really have literally only been having like one a week, but still they're huge. Well, like I know, you know, Taylor loves, you know, I know, I know his vices clearly. I mean, but really? Well, no, I mean, I know, I know that you have certain, you have comfort food, but then you have shut up. You have certain comfort foods, but then you have like, I know your fancy drinks that, you know, like you drink ginger ale and I know that you like certain kinds of snacks, but I've never asked Rodan. I mean, I've never really been around Rodan when he was just kind of hanging out and, you know, I love Twizzlers too. God, you are a 13 year old girl. Black, black Twizzlers and red strawberry Twizzlers licorice. I've never seen a black Twizzler. Really? Now are you talking about just like black or maybe I'm not the only one who's been racist with the sex lately? I've never seen a black Twizzler. Um, apparently Rodan now has a black Twizzler though, but you know. They're bigger than the white and the red ones. Of course they are. Wow. We're going to get letters. Okay, so we have Reese's Pieces Twizzlers and Pomp Pomp Pie. Pomp Pomp Pie. Nothing of any health. Nothing of anything. Well, you said it's comfort food. You asked me for comfort food. Yeah. Like snacks. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Yeah. Big ones. Geez. The girls. I was going to say anybody who goes to Pomp Pie to Michael Polick and see pictures of Tappy's big ones. Ooh. Um, well, now they're different than they were a couple years ago, but I'm now in an almond kit. I was just going to say almonds. You're always seem to have a handful of almonds. Yeah. I'm on an almond kit big time. I don't know why, but I am and I love them. All right. Let me see if I can get some other ones. Okay. All right. You like almonds. You like strawberries. I like blueberries more than strawberries, but yes, I eat a lot of strawberries. I've seen you eat strawberries more often than I've seen you eat blueberries. Yes. True. Um, those, well, those almond, those are like those almond chips, but they don't really count because they're almond. Right. Broccoli. And apple chips. And apple chips for sure. I can go through an apple chips sound good, but they have to be a certain kind of happy bear fruits for anyone listening who wants an excellent, excellent snack that is completely completely good for you. They're called bear fruits, apple chips. They're in a red bag. If you look under the ingredients, it says organic apples. That's it. There's five, there's five apples in every bag and let me tell you something. They're addictive. They're the, oh my God. They're so good. And gay days or Dan, you will have to, I will bring some and you can have some because they are. Can we have ginger beer? I do love apple chips. Yes. You'll have ginger beer. You big baby. I only have ginger beer. I only had ginger beer at gay days last year. I know, but I know that there are certain things that he has to have in his basket of love. He has to have Toblerones and he has to have moose tracks and he has to have ginger beer and he has to have certain things that he likes to snack on. And he likes to have the Edemanns donuts and, but they can't be the chocolate ones or tank likes. They have to be the regular ones. Right. And Swedish fish. Swedish fish. And Swedish fish. This is a high man. And it's bad. And it's bad. I am 900 man. I know right. Well, but these are, this is, you know, gay days is special. Yes. Gay days is special. We're talking about the other basket that involves, you know, things like lube and cum rags. Hi, big fatty. That's the one I'm kidding. That'll be, that'll be Rodan's special bag, his bag of tricks. Rodan, what are you going to do if you got a little Rodan? Oh, God. He brings a bag of tricks. You have to call the police because that's better. He's finally going over to the dark side. He kills them and leaves them in a bag. Rodan, what are you going to do if a little Rodan isn't working at gay days? I don't know. I don't know. Hang out with us. Oh, yeah. That's a good point. I don't know. I've been able to find all sorts of time to have sex lately. I'm sure, I'm, you know what, the haunted mansion I'm sure is dark enough. See. Michael, do you want to ride the haunted mansion? Just remember what I told you, several episodes back, the new cool place to have sex in Disney World is the companion bathrooms. There you go. Yeah. I don't want to have sex in a room where they change babies. I agree. I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm anti that I've never had actual penetrative sex in Disney World. Well, I mean, not like in a theme park. Now, if we can somehow manage to get into where the characters get into costume now. Okay. Again, with a plushie talk, really, cause play in a Disney World, it's a small world after all. Let's talk well to Rodan like that. All right. Well. It's a world of laughter. A world of tears. Hey, I didn't take guys at the pink party. Which I taped enough stuff for like a video podcast, which I'm going to try to edit together on iMovie this week. Excellent. We're going to try. We'll see how it goes. Oh, you've already said it now in the episode. It's going out. So you don't have a choice. It's Ashton Stone. But I met a bully. I mean, I like shocking in person, like not online. Well, I know how 1997 of you, I, right, I know, I, and I went up to him at the bar. I smiled at him. And then I went up to him and said, hi, and started talking to him. Like five minutes later, I was making out with him. He's an old-fashioned girl. So, you know, classy at the Capitol K, I realized, but he's cute. Have you seen him again? No. I mean, this was at like, you know, 2 1 a.m. yesterday. So. Of course. He was not the one I had sex with who I could get up with. So that's the record. Well, of course he wasn't. Because that was two hours later. And what were we thinking? Yours Chloris get classier and classier every time. What is he going to be like by episode 150? Oh, my God. Actually, I'll probably be in a monogamous relationship and never having sex ever. Like I was for the last eight years. I'm in a monogamous relationship and I have sex all the time. I'm in a monogamous relationship and I have sex sometimes. Yes, Sprout and I weren't all about having the sex very often. With each other. I was going to say, uh, what have you heard? Wow. Ow. Ow. Ow. That hurt. That was good actually. That hurt. Apparently you were living in the house that sex forgot, not Taylor. So. But you know what, his credit card bills weren't going to pay themselves. So. A monthly servicing for a service fees. No, I wasn't talking about you. I met never mind. No, that, that would, that's a little cold. I would have said that about you to your face. Yeah. Right. No, I wasn't saying that about you. I was just saying your ex boyfriend was a whore. Wow. Yeah. No big deal. That says, that says nothing about who you are as a person. All right. Well, all right. We have to start wrapping this up, but we do, we are going to keep on task as far as asking one of the questions that was supposed to go on episode 100, at least each episode. And we have a question from Jo and Dallas and it seemed apropos that I actually picked this question before we started talking because Taffy already has our answer. No. And that is, hi guys. Happy 100th episode, one episode ago. My question, have either of your co-hosts ever said anything on the show that shocked you? Yeah. Learning that, you know, Taylor jerked off with Rodan and bed with them, that was shocking to me. The whole. The whole, first part of this episode that Rodan faux fisted some, oh fisted. He applied a fisting fingers. He applied a fisting applique. All right. Well, let's, Rodan, has anybody ever said anything? Uh, you know what, Taffy off Taylor, I've known you for so long. There's very little, you could say that would shock me, shock me, but Taffy every once in a while, it's like, oh, and I, no, normally about, normally about breeder sex with tank. So that's just any talk of that or the, uh, Taylor seemed kind of surprised on the last episode when I was talking about punching tank during sex. Okay. Is it wrong? I thought it was kind of hot, actually. So did he. That was kind of funny. I was like, I think I kind of liked that. And apparently of all the things that were talked about, that was the thing that shocked Kevin the most. It wasn't either Rodan's stuff. He said that was a stuff that he just sat there, like really? Oh. Oh. God. All right. What about you? Well, the thing you said last week about the, the punching in the face, that actually was pretty funny. Rodan, I can't think of, yeah, Rodan and I like, Rodan and I live together. I used to hear Rodan having sex all the time when we were roommates. So nothing he says from the other room. Because you have to, you know, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me peeking through your bedroom window. No, that would be, that would really be the only, that, that would, I can't really, yeah, the punching in the face thing. I can picture it in my head and it makes me giggle every time I picture it, but what made me giggle was patting to what position we were in. And I actually found a picture of it, which that made me giggle. When I was looking for the pictures, I was like, okay, I have to find a picture of this. And I went through, I went to the Commissature website and I started flipping through the pan. I'm like, that's it. And I was like, okay, done and done. No. All right. So none of you had sex on May 1st outside this morning. No. I have sex outside May 1st. Yes, May 1st and May outdoor fucking starts today. Nope. No outdoor fucking. It's the beginning of the season. You don't have to do it on the 1st of the season. It's like getting all of your Christmas shopping done on Black Friday. Yes. But you don't get all of it done, but you can get some of it done. You can get a good head start, so to speak. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Thank you. Come on, Taylor. Where is Babaloo? Get outside and go get some head. Okay. Well done and done. Thank you for downloading episode 101 of Pot as My Co-Pilot. You can go to our blog, which is Pot as My Co-Pilot.com. You can email us at Pot as My Co-Pilot@gmail.com. Be our friends at Facebook at okay. So I love Pot as My Co-Pilot. I was going to say be our friends on MySpace, but I think- No one ever does. MySpace is done. Yeah, MySpace is kind of done. But if you want to be our friends on MySpace, we're at myspace.com/pot as My Co-Pilot. But you know, whatever. But not that we don't love our MySpace friends, we just, we're the friends that never call, we never write. Exactly. But we're always here for you in case you need a good laugh. Yeah. So, all right. Well, let's wrap this up. Thank you all very much. We'll be back next week with episode 102, provided I, you know, am able to talk and not sound like, oh, fuck, what the hell is her name? I love my Joey. I love my Joey. My Joey. My Joey. My Joey. My Joey. Don't mess with my Joey. I love my Joey. Oh, Lord. All right. 1989, call it once. Thank you. All right, everybody. Have a good week. This is Taylor. And Tappy. And Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. You've been listening to Hot Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter? See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING] (upbeat music)