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PiMC: Episode 99 - I'm Self-Lubricating, or We're Gonna Get Hate Mail.....
Ok, I know a lot of you just turn us off when we get to the housekeeping stuff at the end? You know "Visit our blog at....?" Yeah, you don't want to do that this time, as Rodan hits us with a couple of bombshells. Also, we apologize for Rodan's tinny voice this week. He is still getting use to his new toy, which he talks about this episode. Plus a follow up to Taylor's recent visit to the local university, Taffy scares the woodland creatures of Mt. Dora, which apparently is a time old tradition as fast as PiMC hosts go, we catch up about TV...oh yeah, and we bash Christianity! *(not really, but, you know, it is the EASTER episode!) And Taylor announces the official first PiMC spinoff blog! It's a jam packed episode this week as we gear up to Episode 100!!! You Raise Us Up....(trust me, that will make sense in the episode)....We are Pod Is My Copilot
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[Music] Yeah, I've given, given the fact that we're trying new things tonight, should everything fall apart. That's fine. I'm not going to have a complete meltdown. Oh, good, good, good. Shut up in there! I heard laughing. The husband's laughing. Yeah, well, okay. Now the only problem with this is, I don't know how I would edit three tracks at once. Like, how I'm going to get down to unless I just go from everybody's... I'll figure that out later. Okay. All right. Are we ready to get started? Yep. I guess we were ready to start two minutes ago. Oh, you can. Oh, that's cool. You can drag artwork into very specific spots in the podcast. Yeah, that's why I figure it means we just released the episode a couple days ago. This will give me time to play with it, and I was thinking about just playing around with adding some pictures. Sweet. Okay, we're not going to learn how to use GarageBand right now, you two. Yes, mama. Okay. All right. Recording in three. You're good to mama. Are you quite through? I'm quite through, baby. All right. I bet you say that. I was going to say, he saw that, everybody. This is Taylor, and you have just downloaded episode 99 of POD as my co-model. We're getting so close. I can taste it. We are so close. There's a little bit of pre-come right now. Is there a technical word for pre-come? I don't know. Speaking of pre-come, I am joined as always by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Well, thank you very much. Hello, bitches. The instigator of many a boys pre-come back in her middle school days. Why, thank you. That's the best compliment I could possibly think to give you. I appreciate that. And you know what the funny thing is? We've been taping for about 45 seconds. Lola's already turned off the podcast. I can't win them all. And so, if Taffy is pre-come, then we have post-quatal bliss, and that would, of course, have always be Rodan. I have a Mac. Hooray! Yes, yes. We are trying something new tonight. Tonight, we, two of the three of us, are actually taping in GarageBand. Yippee. Only because the third one wasn't properly prepped, or she would have been ready. The third one would have been properly prepped, had the first one actually decided that he was going to taping GarageBand more than five minutes before he started taping in GarageBand. But the first one didn't want the second one to go through taping in GarageBand by himself, so he thought he would hold his proverbial hand, therefore, actually, with her two. With her two, and transpose, and triplicate. Yes. Okay. So, we're trying this tonight. So, if there's a big explosion, and you will never actually hear this one, I'm not going to have a complete meltdown. Oh, good. Yeah. In addition to spending $2,000 on this iMac, I had to buy a new headset today. And the Townom and Road does not have the style of headset in which we are to become accustomed. So, is yours literally Campbell soup cans with a string? Pretty much. That may be why I sound like I'm talking through a can tonight. Although my test tracks, and talking to Taylor earlier, they were fine. It's just maybe, hopefully it's the Skype call, I don't know. I'm sure it'll be grand. It'll be swell. It'll be a grand old time. It'll be a grand old. It's the Grand Ole Opry. You can be in any pearl. Speaking of the grand old Opry, Rodan took in a bit of the cultures of Monroe. Oh, that I did. That I did. I, with Professor Dr. Scott, and his new boyfriend, well, they're not officially boyfriends yet, but he just broke up with his other boyfriend, like two weeks ago. And before the breakup, these two already started becoming friends. They were knocking boots. Oh, might know. Not yet. So it's like continuous boyfriends. It's ridiculous. There's four of you in Monroe. Exactly. I'm sitting here two months after Lucky and I break up and, you know, trickin' and not dating, and he's got a new boyfriend and like, well, trickin' it, it ain't easy for a pimp, but keep your pimp hands strong. Yes. So I went to the ballet, and this isn't just any ballet. It was the, you know, for the, the, Louise, the Monroe has its own ballet company. The Monroe International Ballet Company and House of Ribs. And they do really, they really do have an appreciation for the aughts here in Monroe. And the aughts. Because this is the biggest little town in, you know, all of Northeast Louisiana. But it's the Twin City Ballet. I think I've heard of your tour house. Of course. Oh, no, wait. That was in Texas. Yeah. Unfortunately, we have the oldest little whore house. The oldest little whore house. Oh, if that was the manhunt. I'm sorry. No, no. Southern, Southern Boy moved out years ago. Hi, Eric. Hope you still listen. Love you, Eric. I was gonna say, oh, so, yeah, so we went, so Monroe has its own ballet company, right? And this was the season finale, or whatever you hold, we call it. And it was Power and Grace in Easter Spectacular. Fabulous. So, as compared to Will and Grace, which is where they're opening their 2010, 2011 season weather. Yeah. My friends did not tell me that it was in Easter ballet. So I kind of go thinking that's gonna become an artsy crowd. Were there, like, dancing eggs and stuff, or? No, no, no, no, no, no, it was, it was, like, did the Jesus dancer have on rabbit ears? Oh, my God. Yeah, he did. It was, it was the first half of the ballet portions were, like, just an extended ballet class. You know, like, people moving around all over the stage, I've never been to a ballet. So let me, I made my expectations may have been too high after watching, you know, bring it on, or whatever the hell it was. Lobohem. Yes. If you watched Lobohem and then went to see, you know, the ballet movie, was there a ballet movie? Yeah, there was. You know, it's white nights with britishnikov. Oh, say you see me, say it always, keep it together naturally, like a dance number, which was like poorly choreographed, poorly choreographed. And then there'd be like a passage, you know, like Bible versus kind of thing. And the Bible versus where the passages, things like when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way, though the passage was always look on the bright side of your life. Which Rojan or Taylor will not get because that is a money Python reference. That's a money Python. I know that. They're all not dead yet. So they would, so they would do this, right? And the passages they picked were the corneous passages, and I guess in general, and I apologize to our Christian viewership, I guess, listenership that I don't think we have a large Christian. Yeah. I think we have a large Christian continuum. I could be wrong, but considering what you talk about, you know, go see. Yeah, right? I could be wrong. Well, you know, so we're watching this, and the cheesiest passages, and I guess really the resurrection is not exactly the most, I don't want to say believable portion of the, I don't realize I think I am right now. But the portions up until it's like the passages they were reading were the corneous portions they could think of. Like, I remember hearing this sort, you know, as a kid, and it was awe-inspiring, right? You know, just the whole, the process and the resurrection, and the way, the passages they picked were just horrible, horrible, like little, you know, it was like, this is, this isn't even mythology. You know, it was kind of like, Oh, it was science fiction. Yeah. Exactly. It was like, this is, this is Dungeons and Dragons kind of stuff, not, you know, Bible versus types of things. And so, you know, it'd be like that. Did the dragon move the big boulder so that Jesus could get out of his tomb? Well, and then they'd do a ballet number with, you know, like white drapes hanging from the ceiling kind of thing with, uh, it's the Easter Cirque du, Cirque du Lab Ballet. Yeah. And so the first half was like those kind of that, that process. Then the second half was, you know, after, or the resurrection portion actually, the second half was. So it would be like ballet number song sung by a local celebrity. And then, um, you know, the weather girl from channel nine. Exactly. It was like the weather girl from channel two singing, you know, Ave Maria or, um, or um, they brought in some, some guy from New York who's like a manro native to sing. Um, what's that, uh, Josh Groban song, you raise me up. Oh my God, I would have killed my dog. Oh my God. My tailor and I not invited to this has been so podcast gold on stage, right? So, you know, they're trying the best and to be honest, though, um, I don't know the thing, you know, but we're, you know, Jesus dies, the, the ballet after, you know, the death. Spoiler alert. Yeah. Right. Was absolutely wonderful. Was just the best choreographed number was, was just amazing, right? So that, that was like the one number was choreographed, it was rehearsed. People knew it. It was wonderful. It was probably the same number they do every, every year because this is an annual show. The, um, but the audience, the whole time, the audience, right? You know, I'm think it was going to be classy, you know, kind of upper craft, upper crust, like the fancy Munrovians. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The ones that actually wear shoes, they had their, they had their Austin 3 16 shirts. Close. They had their official Munro ballet beer cozies in hand while they were watching the show. Please, the last cultural thing that, uh, Taylor did was went to see Dayme at that. Now come on. Well, yeah, so these, these people were like using their iPhones as like lights and like texting and reading. I mean, it was like the whole section was lit up. Like what the fuck was the point of going? I mean, not just one or two, we're talking like dozens. I'm surprised they didn't stop that. No, no one said a word. I don't know. That's the right time going. Christians are rude. That's like a thing. That's the title of episode 99. Christians are rude. I'm just like, he's damn Christians. So that was, so that was my night of theater. It was just, I was just irritated the whole time. I just want to like go and smack people. It's just, it's rude in some circles that would be theater that would be performance art. Yeah. I saw a movie this weekend. No one opened their phone for text messaging during the movie. Well, but this, this wasn't a movie about, you know, Christ. Well, yeah. Exactly. It was, I love you. See the passion of the Christ. Paul Walker and Vin Diesel to make out. Exactly. Oh. See, that would be a religious experience for right. And we've lost wrote in. Exactly. Yeah. Right. Oh. Valley could be fun. Someone to Adam for Adam. Just ask me if I wanted to three way. Oh, wait. Are you on? Get off, Adam. Are you kidding me? Adam. Adam. Adam. You are on line while you are reporting. Wait a minute. Are you kidding me? Send me their picture. I'm not on the animal. Well, you know, we are talking about an Easter show. This is our Easter episode and it is Adam for Adam. Now, come on. Again, a biblical reference. And to celebrate, Taffy will be putting in Benoit eggs later on. Oh, great. Now, I've got Coke on the monitor on that. Pastel colors while wearing rabbit ears and having stigmatas. You're disgusting. So what have you guys been up to? Well, Taffy said I went and saw a day meta on, I guess it was, what night was that? Monday night. Monday night. I went with the Babaloo. We were supposed to actually go with the widow Carlisle, but she could not go at the last minute. So I ended up taking a worker of mine. We was really, really good. Good. We had, I went a little hesitant, like, okay, why are we, of all the things we could go to, why are we going to Dame Edna? But it, we had, we had second row center seats. Wow. I mean, we were right up there. But once again, I hate people. Well, and really, you shouldn't. Why shouldn't I? But the one thing that would be a problem was, okay, the crowd was, it was gray hairs and gay men. That was pretty much the entire, the crowd at Ruth Eckerd Hall. And, you know, we had, we had second row center, I mean, literally your second row, like, right in the middle. And that came in front of us was four gay guys that were probably, I would say, late 40s, early 50s, smelling of their favorite colognes from circa 1996 when they used to go to the jungle back when they were still, you know, cute. So there was lots of, you know, joop and, you know, you know, Jean-Paul Gautier and, you know, all that sort of stuff. Well. And the same bottles from back then too. Right. Exactly. Exactly. So, I mean, they sat down and I, me being the tactful and demure person, I am like, Jesus, it smells like a whore house in here all of a sudden, but that's neither here nor there. So the one guy, the ringleader of the group, pretty much was one of these guys that knows that for those of our listeners who aren't familiar, apparently Dame Edna when she comes out finds four or five people and makes fun of them through the majority of the show. So he decided if he laughed way too hard and way too loud at each of her jokes in the beginning that he would be one of the ones that she picked on. Charming. So, you know, so, so, last year the capital K. Yeah, Taffy, tell the joke that you told about Jesus. Okay. Come on. No, tell the joke, tell the joke and I will laugh like the guy. We're going to get a hate mail over this episode. I know. Okay. Why, why, why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Why? Because they fall through the holes in his hand that that was the way he laughed. Yeah. That would have to go away quickly. Yeah. So, and they have big things at the beginning there have a, they have a prerecorded message from Damon and herself and the guy in charge of Ruth Eckhart Hall came out and said, please no flash photography. Well, miss thing, you know, wasn't having it. So, you know, literally front row center sitting with his camera taking pictures. Oh, and eventually at one point, I got to say, you know, she handled it really, really well. Where once she realized that he was taking pictures, she was purposely standing when she saw the camera came out and putting the way she was just kind of standing very naturally, but it was clear that she had her hand to wear any picture that she, that he took would be where it was, it was a picture of her hand, like in front of his front of her face. So she told a really, a really, really funny joke. And while everybody was laughing, she looked at him and said, please stop, please seriously stop. Good for her. Good for her. So, and he was like, Oh, really? I can't take pictures. And she went, no. And he went, okay. And that was the end of it for the night. But it was like taking so many pictures of the point that it was making us uncomfortable. The three of us like sitting behind him. Yeah. And I went to go, you put the fucking camera away. I'm kind of surprised you didn't really. Well, well, it's not like they lost more of a set concert where they like tackled people who were taking pictures. Well, that was the way it was at George Michael. They were definitely screaming at people anytime anybody pulled out a camera, which I don't understand. We went to a concert. We went to see Peter Murphy last year and there was signs everywhere. No cameras, no cameras, no videotaping, no cameras, yet you've got a million people with fucking cell phones that are taking pictures left or right, but they can't, they can't keep, you know, them from having those in there. Well, what's the difference at this point when everyone has a cell phone that can take pictures and video? I mean, really? You know, how are they going to stop that? I can understand, you know, to the point of, you know, having a flash bomb going off in your face every five seconds. That's different. But they really can't stop people from having cameras and taking pictures when everyone can take them on their cell phone. No, well, I guess it's the quality of the pictures, but it's not even like, yeah, who's going to go out and, you know, for Peter Murphy, is anybody really going to go out and buy a poster? No, exactly. It's not like someone setting up a tripod. I mean, obviously that would be something ridiculous, but you know, these are, it's clearly obvious. It's just people, they're taking pictures. It's not, it's not like you have, you know, I, I GM, you know, video production agency there and taking pictures. That's obviously, that's a little different. I just, I, I don't understand that. It, it angers me. But that's how it was at George and Michael. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. And at Lana, and at, and at Alanis, they were just, Alanis or whatever the hell. They were just, only people who had up for more than like one picture, they were really going after. So people were like taking movies and like kind of hardcore picture takers like the casual, they weren't really touching those. No, that's good. Well, movies I can kind of see, and of course, this is from somebody who released a video of the George Michael concert that we went to. Exactly. And just because of the copyright infringement thing and people putting stuff up on YouTube, even though I don't necessarily agree with videos being taken down from YouTube but whatever. But I, I, I don't see the big deal that I remember taking my camera when I was a kid to like the Tina Turner concert I went to in like 1986 and I think out of a shut up. And out of all the pictures, I think I got one right relatively good picture. And she was literally about, you know, a centimeter high in this huge, it was a picture of the stage. Well, and that's just the thing. I probably took 300 pictures of George Michael and I got maybe 20 that were even, I mean, I got, but the 20 I got were pretty good. But again, they would never have been like a promo pick. It's obvious that I, you know, I'm like, it almost looks like I'm dropping the camera at one point. There's no way someone could actually think for a second that you're going to be doing anything interesting with it. But I don't know. It should just be the way I want it to be all the time. Have we not discussed this? When Taffy rolled the world. Exactly. Five year plan, of course the plan's now five years old. This is the closest we've come to, you know, ruling the world, but which makes, which makes me a little sad. Yeah. We rule our own world because everybody wants to rule the world. So nothing else exciting going on. Did you do anything else this week, you know, besides see me. I did my class, the class that I talk about that. Oh, yeah. It went really, really well. The guy, the professor that I talked for was nothing like I expect him to be. He was in a good way? No, in a good way. He, I mean, I expect him to be a nice guy and he was just from the emails that I got and everything. But he was very much the, you know, the old hippie that literally was wearing like a button down shirt that was open and the t-shirt underneath said, and this is one of Taffy's favorite things to say, mockingly, raise your standards, not your fists. And he had his two biracial white and Asian children ages like five and six with him and, you know, they were sitting at a table while he was doing his lecture and they had, you know, a million toys and they were going crazy and the one kept running over and grabbing the microphone and tapping on it. And it was while he was talking, now while I was talking, but it was nice. I was impressed with the questions that I got asked. I got to ask some really, really good questions such as cool like how does a cock feel like warm butter on a spring day. Um, no, I don't, there was one really good one that I even actually said, or I said, that is a great question. And you know what for the life of me? I can't remember it. God damn it. There's something on the lines of do you think that the events leading up to your life formed the way that you came out and have, fuck, I can't remember it's something going lines of like, you know, had, had your life been different, do you think you would have come out differently? Or do you think you would have, when you came out, do you think you would have come out the same way? And your answer was? And I'm simplifying it. Well, and I talked about that as far as I was supposed to go to a Jesuit Catholic university up in Philadelphia. That was a school that my family wanted me to go to. And I didn't, I mean, I came down here to hippie granola, you know, university down by the beach. And I wonder sometimes if I had done that, if I'd stayed in that environment, what my life would have been like, if I would have become one of those guys that, you know, like gets married and has kids and goes and like, you know, sucks cock in the bushes, you know, in the park on a Sunday night, you know, after the kids been put down for the night. Do you really think you would have done that? I would take your first cock much sooner. Thank you, Dick. I don't know, I don't know, I like to think that I wouldn't, but it was scary growing up, growing up gay, you know, going to the Catholic high school and you didn't show who you were and you weren't, you were, I just didn't do that. Yeah. I mean, you see that with so many of the guys here in Monroe, just that they have no concept of living free, living out, they don't understand what that would mean. And so I can, I'm starting to see a window into, you know, that kind of life. Again, there's four of you. Now there's a couple hundred fags around Monroe, not scary, actually. Well when you call them that, how can they not feel embraced by the gay community? About living it out life, exactly. But I'll embrace them all right. You twitch your thighs, zenya on the top. To those of our listeners who aren't nerds, that's a bond villain who crushed a man with her thighs. A lot of the driver. I only got one question that was, you know, the frat boy that was kind of like, well, don't you think it's wrong? And I'm like, and I sort of looked at them at one point, I went, really? I've been up here talking for 45 minutes about my life and how I'm proud of who I am. And you're asking me if I think it's wrong. And he was like, well, I just kind of just wonder, I mean, you know, when you're hit in the face with all of these different people telling you that it's wrong all the time, don't you just sort of agree with them? And my response was, no, no, no, that's no, but whatever, he's, he and he's the one that is, what do you like to say about the frat boy that, you know, I'm not so, I'm not so. I'm not so straight. I would let a guy suck my dick. Yeah. Yeah. And then afterwards, just like, if you tell anybody, I'll kill you. Right. I was totally drunk. What are you doing? Fag. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Whatever. Exactly. Well, all I did that was exciting was I fucked my way around Lake County. She did the Rodantor of homes. I went to. What the hell? You were in Houston? I was in Houston. We caught the orange blossom dinner train and we had dinner and we left out the Houston station. I walked through your downtown and I looked at an old car show and we took it. We did. We were. I did a show over at the Bay City Players, Bay Street Players. Well, of course you did. I know. It was a community. It was community theater. And I had to do a British accent. It didn't go over so well. Wow. That was my first bad review. So you were in Houston. That's amazing. I know. And I had no idea that that even had any realm, you know, any ramification to you until I night we were talking. I was showing him Taylor the pictures and he was like, you were in Rodant's neck of the woods. And I was like, really? And he goes, yeah. And then he got to sell the picture. He goes, wait a minute, Houston. That's where he's from. I'm like, what? So yeah, we were. I went to high school in New Matilla. Yes. I knew that. But we were. I tell you why. It's beautiful up there. I would live there in a heartbeat. Oh, Lake County, expect you to see this in Mount Dora, our gorgeous. I was going to say Mount. That's where we went. It was Mount Dora. And it was gorgeous. I loved it. I. It was. Fabulous. It's like the only hill in Florida. That's all we said. We said we could not believe how absolutely hilly it was. It was bizarre because, you know, we took our bikes and we're like, oh yeah, you know, we'll bang out, you know, eight, ten miles. Jesus. Straight up and down the fucking hills. You're like, I don't think so. Is that what you're calling your vagina nowadays? Yes. Eight, ten miles. That's right. It's. It's. Of hard road. Of unbaved road. Shut up. I hate you. So yes, that was, but we had a good time though. We went to the antique show, which antiquing is not neither of our forties, but they had some interesting things. Literally, Mount Dora for, you know, four blocks has 25 coffee houses. Yeah. And they've got some great restaurants downtown. They have some incredible restaurants. Yes. We were the food that we ate was ridiculous. Yeah. We had a great time in this Mount Dora. I think it's so cool that you're from Mount Dora. I think that's, that's really neat. I had sex in that parking mountain Dora. Jesus. We did too. The one that has the little, the one that has the little, like the shuffleboard things, the lighthouse park on the dock. I took a picture of the dock. I showed it to Taylor. I had sex out there. Oh, so have we made me the same place? I talked my high school boyfriend right at that lighthouse point. Look at us growing together. My high school boyfriend at that lighthouse point. Second title for episode 99. Good. My lighthouse. Thank you. You were the friendly port. Oh, wow. I got had so many times out there. Oh, my God. Stop it. Sorry, I'm remembering my high school days. You went to the high school. You went to high school? I got the vators. Well, can I tell, can I tell Rodana about something that you and I experienced for the first time together the other day? I know that that happens to a lot of guys. You shouldn't be embarrassed. Yeah. Okay. Well, trust me, you and I should both be embarrassed. Go ahead. So Taffy's children were on spring break this week. And at one point, I stopped by Taffy's house and hung out with Taffy in the littlest car dial and one of her little friends, and then I had to leave because I had to go get some things done and everything. And then I come home to get some charting done, and I get a phone call from Taffy. And Taffy says, "Where are you?" And I said, "I am, I'm at home right now working on notes. What are you doing?" And she says, "I am getting ready to walk into a chucky cheese." Now you need to understand that my version of hell as we have discussed it is a food court. I've changed that to a point. Go ahead. So I say, well, good luck with that because there's no way in hell I'm going to go sit in a chucky cheese. It's just not going to happen. I, you know, even I have my limits as a friend. So about 20 minutes later, you know, putting my text message thing comes on. I look at it. All it says is, "900 pounds, no bra to which I wrote on my way." It's the happiest place on earth. No question. Why we do not sit a chucky cheese every single day is beyond me. I want to go there for my next birthday because I don't want to play games. I don't want to get pizza. I just want a people watch. Oh my God. You have no idea. Rodan, it's, it's, it's theater. It is. This is theater. I'm sure it is. It's the one right by where you used to work. Oh. Yeah. So it's the ghetto chucky cheese. Yeah. It's the ghetto. It is a sea of 15 year olds who are pregnant with their third child and, you know, apparently the memo was sent out that, you know, today is no bra Wednesday. So they're all walking around with their, you know, bountiful, stretched out nipples and it was. Oh, wow. She's a plenty. Right. And their apple bottom jeans and their little short shorts, but they're built like me. We made up stories for so many. I am surprised we were not asked to leave. Yeah. Well, who's going to ask you to leave? You're a giant. You're a giant. There was a girl there who was probably about, mmm, what would you say? She was about 12, 11 or 12 and she was the proverbial, I've still got my baby fat and I've got. And by baby fat, we mean a beak up and I have the time to wear a fucking bra and she is doing the whole, um, I've got the fake, you know, neon colored ponytail that I just got from ski ball in my hair and I'm wearing my tweet bird has attitude t shirt and I'm there with my big brother and my big brother's best friend who I have a huge crush on who's like, you know, 14 and doesn't give me the time of day unless, you know, he needs to get a blow job, a which case, you know, even though I don't really want to, he says it'll really love me if I do it. Or, you know, he needs money for, you know, an amp, right. Ouch. Ouch. That's great. So she's doing the whole work. She's literally in the booth behind him bent over like, you know, cupping her boobs together, doing the whole flirty flirty thing. It was the creepiest, I mean, hysterical thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah, it was horrible. And I, I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I just kept saying, look over there, look over there, and you know, he was looking the other direction. It was, it was just, it was ridiculous. It was, and by ridiculous, of course, we mean, that one point he even said, I will never, ever go anywhere else every single day now. This is where I'm going to be because it was, it was a comedy of riches. Oh, yeah. Especially since I used to work over there. So yeah, I'm familiar with that comedy of riches. It's, yeah. It was brilliant. It was fantastic. It was fabulous. Oh, it's like you guys have like, we're visiting my past today or this week. We were. No. We were. The Rodan tour of Holmes. Right. As compared to the Rodan, or of Tomes, Rodan, comma, whore of Tomes with every, with every new story. He's like, oh, Henry. And by, oh, Henry, of course, mean the big, oh, Henry. Hey, you guys would be proud of me. I have not had a trick since Thursday night. Oh, well. Look at you. Rowan before our eyes. I know. I feel like. Well, you know, it is Lent. You had to give something up. You had to give something up. Although this cute 32 year old wants to come over right after the show. What do you think? Come over your ass. Let him. Send me the picture. Send me the picture. We'll make him cover art. I'm making him shut up. Oh, my God. Your boys are so bad. You and your gay ways. The gay way. What am I doing hanging out with these sodomites? Having the time of my life. Thank you very much. That's so sweet. Sweet and salty. Oh, uh. Taffy and the sodomites. That's what the podcast should be on. That's really what it is. Is that like Jim and the holograms? It's showtime sodomite. We are the sodomites. We are the homos. You are a mess. You guys are sorting out. I'm sorry. I just can't see us in like the Jim and holograms make up singing that. You kind of can. Jesus, we've lost him now. Excellent. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't get my mind out of the Jim and the holograms. I watched that whole DVD set. Of course you did. Okay. That was an embarrassing DVD set to watch. Even with sprout, even living with sprout, that was a dangerous DVD set to watch. Well, I just watched head case, was that the name of it? Head case. The whole first season. I like it. I think it's funny. It's an acquired taste. There are parts of it that are very, very funny, and there's parts of it that are just ridiculous. The second disc, which has a bunch of little shorts, the funniest person that she, for those of you who don't know, head cases show on the Stars Network that is about a therapist, a Beverly Hills therapist, so she has a bunch of celebrities coming in and playing themselves. And she has a very eclectic group of people that come in. The funniest one, Alanis Morissette. Oh, really? Well, Alanis Morissette is actually hysterical in it, where I laughed at that, talking dating STDs in her eyes and everything. The Lord. From Ronald. From Ryan Reynolds. From Ryan Reynolds. God, my hand to God. That would be awesome. I would gladly take a case of herp in the eyes of Ryan Reynolds. Thank you very much. He is a beautiful man. No question. Yeah. But no, it was, it was, it was really funny. I like it. I think it's cute too. Yeah. Hey, question for you. Speaking of shows, I just started watching, um, what the hell is it called? Mad Men. Oh, is it good? It is. It is, uh, I mean, it's just, it's one of those, like, where they're, you know, it's obvious that they're trying to poke at the kind of sensibilities of the late 50s, early 60s. And I realize that's what this show is really about. But sometimes it's a little bit too, like, hit you over the head, like one of the wives goes sees the therapist and immediately afterwards, the therapist calls the husband and discusses everything that the wife said. I think that's the way to kind of happen, though, back then. No, I know. But it's like purposely to, like, beat you over the head, like, to make you go. Oh my God. We have it so good now. Yeah. Right. It was, it was a little bit like that. So it was, um, so far I'm only, only four episodes in. So far it's really good. I'm, I'm really enjoying it. But what I was going to ask though, too, is in treatment, did you guys watch in treatment? No, but I wanted to, I stopped, I stopped having HBO when in treatment started. I figured I would get it when it came on DVD. I've never seen it. It's only like $35 for the whole season. And sometimes at Best Buy, it's on sale for like 20. Yeah. So I'm thinking that when, next time I see it on sale for around that price, I'll probably buy it. Okay. Did, did that only get one season and then it, they decided not to renew it? No, they did decide to renew it, but they renewed it late. So I think it's coming out again later this year, like late, late this. And that show that Taffy that you watched, where the people were coming on each other and stuff. That one. Tell me you love me. Tell me you love me. Yeah. That one's on a, that one's on DVD too. I have to add that to my list. That, I tell you what, that was one of those shows that I had to pause it and say, "Tank, you need to come in here." Now, tell me a few just saw what I just saw. And he was like, I said, okay, I'm making sure it wasn't just me because that was fucked up. Yeah, that was, that, well, she jerks her husband off and all of a sudden he comes on her hand and they had, they, well, they had talented as being that they actually had sex on the show, which I don't know if I necessarily believe or not. But in this particular scene, I don't know, I mean, they have full on camera shot and I was like, what the hell? I mean, it was on Showtime or HBO, whatever it was. I was just like, jeez. I think I do remember hearing about that when it came out. Yeah, it was, it was kind of, I watched every single episode of it. Of course you did. Shocking. Shocking, I realize. Just kind of like that elephant movie where, is it Elephants or whatever where they, they all like have sex. Short bus. Some movie short bus. I've never heard about it. Where they all have like sex. Supposed to lead the one guy who, I posted a video of his a while back, he's something like gay, acoustic singer, his name's Jay something. He's really, really cute. He'll be right up your alley because he's twinkie. Yeah, that's not his, that's on housewife. I have no idea where she's not. He's in short bus. I like that song actually. Yeah. That's a good, that's a good video and a good song. It's actually kind of how I pictured Lucky. Of course it is. No, I mean, the way he describes the guy. Yeah. It's a, it's a good song, but the last ER was on Thursday night and yeah, that was a weird transition. It, well, because we were talking about, because we were talking about TV shows before and I have it on my list of things to talk about. So I know if I don't get it now, then we'll, we'll lose it. It was, I heard a lot of people were not in, not happy. No, the retrospective, that one hour retrospective before, yeah, crying through the whole thing. And the beginning of the episode was the old opening with the new cast, which is the first time they've ever done that. And that made me like well up just because the old music, which I know was very cheesy and very 90s synthesizer, but it's, that was like, oh my God, this is going to be great. And, but it was kind of one of these where at the end it was like, well, that was a good episode. And then that was the end of it. But it wasn't a great ending. No, considering, I think because I, I read an article with, I read an article by the creator, Michael Crichton, because obviously he's dead, but the, the other guy, John Wells, and he pretty much said he didn't want to do the big goodbye episode where they close the hospital or there's big explosion and everybody dies or somebody like, you know, leaves to go off doing something else. He wanted the last season to be that. So you kind of had a chance to say goodbye to a majority of the characters and kind of see their transition, see their progression over the course of the, of the year. I can kind of see that. Yeah. I mean, one of the main characters in the very first episode of the season died. Wow. And that was, and that he wasn't even necessarily somebody that I liked and I sat and cried my eyes out. So I feel like he kind of got that over the course of the season. So it was, it was, it was, but like I said, it was a good episode. Apparently, drum was really, really disappointed with it. He wrote, you know, that he didn't like it at all, but, well, whatever, I, I thought it was okay. I didn't mean to be so dismissive of Trump's opinion, I, so it was, it was, it was good. But now that's one less show that I have to worry about, you know, watching every week. So a project run away is coming back in June. When? Okay. June. I saw that. Yeah. On lifetime, lifetime did actually get it. So which disappoints me because we just got Bravo HD. So if any, if ever there was a reason to watch Bravo in high def, it would be project run away. Because can you imagine Michael course, I'm saying, can you even you need the millions of color crystals to get just the right shade of orange to appreciate Michael course? That is brilliant. That's pretty much, that's pretty much everything I have with the exception of, I want to thank Rodan for, I want to thank you right now, I want to thank you, Rodan for giving me the Kelly Clarkson CD, like two weeks ago, it is real, and I know people are going, oh my God, it is a really good CD. Yeah. I've seen her concert like twice. I love her. She's fucked up, I think. Like, she seems to like the, I've noticed there's a theme in all of her songs. It's the very angsty. I'm in this really dysfunctional relationship, but I don't know how to get out of it. So I'm just going to try and muddle through or I'm going to be miserable for the rest of my life kind of, like all of her songs seem to be about that. Well, but maybe that's really what her life is. I guess. I don't know. I don't know. It's very much a, she's very much a sprout night artist, so whenever I hear stuff from her, I think more about sprout than anybody else because a lot of her songs about being dysfunctional relationships and stuff really just kind of identify back to sprout night. Shocking. Oh. I know, right? Who am I getting money this week to? What? What? I'm out. Shit. Wait a minute. Oh, a shot kicked in. What? Did Luke Miller just text you? Yes. He just text me too. Okay. He's a mess. Okay. And, and Rodan thinks that he's getting a reprieve, but he's not. You gave money to sprout? Yes. You couldn't make it to me. Oh my God. Enabling. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Just a glutton. Why? What? I don't know. Really? Actually. Yes, you do. Of course you know because you like the idea that he still needs you. You like the idea that he still needs you in his life. Yes, because there's an element of drama to that that you need. Oh my God. You were here. I would smack you. I love you. And that is why I would smack you because I love you, but yes, apparently I got a Luke Miller note too. I think he just wanted to be mentioned while we were talking live. Oh, that little love killer. It's kind of a Winnie the Pooh note. Yeah, something like that. Something like, "Father or bother." Yes. Damn it, Luke Miller. Damn you. Damn you. Damn you. And your twinkly little body. Where are you? Oh. Jesus. Well, we've lost him now. You're not twinkie. We've lost our damn like four times. Oh, it was bad. I was saying that with Goony today and pretty much everywhere we went, if I saw a guy, I could have been in the middle story. If I saw a guy, I was like, "What?" Wait. You're totally getting led around by that thing between your legs right now, aren't you? Yeah. Pretty much. Oh, that's cool. When you're hot, when you like minimize it, it just shows Luke's face. I know. I know. I just have that too. I didn't realize that. So, Luke, I'm staring at your cute little face right now as I'm talking to Rodana Taffy. So, which is the only thing keeping me from touching myself inappropriately because I'm not allowed to do that anymore when we tape the show. Well, we've talked about it. I've been reprimanded. I had to sign an action plan with Taffy that I wouldn't do that anymore. Exactly. Oh, my goodness. Okay. So, taping in a garage band, I have no idea how long we've been talking. We've been talking for about 45 minutes, so I think we should start thinking about wrapping things up. I mentioned it on the blog, and I don't know how many people go to the blog or just go to this, but we have our first official pot as my co-pilot spin-off blog. And it is with myself and the Babaloo. And we are doing a movie review website. He and I both love movies, and we thought about what's something that we...he wanted to do a blog together, but my commitment is to pot as my co-pilot as far as doing, you know, my silly videos and comments about life and all that sort of stuff. So, I thought, okay, well, what's the way that I... What did you say? I said, well, that works well. We had you exclusively. Yes. You had me exclusively. You had me on a two-year contract exclusively, you know, and then you got first, the first what is it? First look? First, yeah, first look, kind of first writer refusal. I don't believe we had a writer refusal over his new blog. Start sucking my dick, and then you have first writer refusal. You wish. Does that mean Babaloo had to blow you to get you a degree to this? I'm sure of that. Wow. I even had a what's your name again story, which I will say for next week. Okay. Okay. Anyway. Sorry. Good. Yeah, so it is called, it is called Pugs and Popcorn, and what we are doing is we are just watching movies or we're going to the movies and we're going to try and do a lot of the reviews jointly where each of us puts our thoughts in, but sometimes we might just do them if there's a video that one of us has no interest in seeing, you know, the other one might just do a video by themselves or we actually are a review rather. We might actually do some YouTube videos. It's not going to be a podcast. It's just going to be blog only and we are just going to have some fun with it. He's very excited about it. We were up till like three in the morning playing around with the website last night. It's Pugs and Popcorn. Okay. Yes. Is that what we're calling it? Yes, I know. I walked right into that. Yeah, you kind of did. So which, again, that could be also, that's what she said as well, that I walked right into it. Anyway. Backed up into it. It's Pugs and I am kind of bending. It's Pugs and Popcorn.blogspot.com. There is going to be a link at potismicopilot.com. So far we have one official review on there and that is for the Disney film Sleeping Beauty, which we have the Blu-ray. We watched the Blu-ray the other night and we watched two movies tonight. Really? Yes. We watched the Wonder Woman animated DVD that just came out and we watched Slum Dog Millionaire. What did you think? I do. Should we wait to go to the blog of my house? I will say that one of us loved it and one of us wished that he owned a gun so that he could eat it. Yeah. That's pretty much what Lullipop said. Yeah. Yeah. So I am not going to say who feels which way, but... But I can pretty much see that I know he's going to throw it away. Yeah, right. Stop that art and figure it out. Yeah, really. But I just go to pugsandpopcorn.blogspot.com and sign up for the RSS feeders and leave us messages. And what we would like to do is we are going to set up something where you guys tell us what movies you think that we should watch and why and we'll definitely give a review on them. We've got a million movies that we'd like to see, but we would like to hear your input as well as far as a movie that you think would be a really good one. Taffy's already picked out her first one for us to watch. And I know Rodan has seen it, so... Really? Yes. Office space. Oh. I have told him for years he needs to see Office space, so... Yeah. Definitely. Get to the queue. Yeah. So pugsandpopcorn.blogspot.com and it's a lot of fun. We're having some fun with it. All right. We're at 50 minutes by the time we edit some stuff out, we'll probably be about 50 minutes by the time I add in the Pat music and all that sort of stuff. Next week, the big one. Dun-dun-dun. Tank. Sorry. Yeah. Episode 100. I can't wait. What? We have actually got a bunch of questions over the last few days. We have, yeah. So, yeah. But that also doesn't mean that we want the questions to stop, because some of the questions may only take five seconds to answer, other ones may be where it's ours. I think that, and I think we're just going to answer them, and we're going to see how long it goes when I'm not going to put a time limit on the episode, and worst case scenario, I know that time is of the essence for some people. Hi, Michael. So, episode ends up being too long. Pause it and listen later. We won't. Okay. Or we will cut it down into a couple of episodes, but I... Or we can just tell Michael nicely to just listen and play the whole episode. I think Michael, I would like to think that Michael listens to all the way through to episodes that are more than an hour for ours. It's been a while since we've had an episode. Yeah. It's been over an hour. But that's a lie. We had one two weeks ago. That was like an hour too. Yeah, it was. I think we can just tell Michael what to do, and he'll be okay with that. Yeah, I'm thinking... I'm thinking no. Michael, you'll let me tell you what to do, won't you? Oh, God. This is not a dating network for Rodan. Good Lord. Well, gay days is coming up, so... Well, that's true. We have T-shirts. Yes. Yes, we have official pot as my co-pilot T-shirts. So... All right. Have they arrived? No. No, I mean, just mean that we're going to get them that are kind of the ones we had last, but they're going to be a little bit nicer this year. Now that we don't appreciate the work that Taffy did, that's much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it. Okay. All right, anyway, you can go to our blog, which is potasmyco-pilot.com, or pugs-and-popcorn-dot-block spot-dot-com. That's how you do that. That's the only time I'll do that, I just want to get one in. You can email us, and be sure to email us your question at potasmyco-pilot@gmail.com. Call us at 206-202-5165, and I want to thank you all very much for those of you who sent me some information about the fetish stuff that I talked about on the last episode. I got some really good information as far as books that I can read on the topic and all that sort of stuff. ATM? Yeah. Oh, yes. I made the mistake of teaching Taffy ATM, not teaching her, like, as in, you know, student teacher sort of thing, but as in a... Grasshopper. Grasshopper. Obi-Wan. No. No. Right. Enclose your eyes, because you're gonna get a big surprise. We're sorry. Oh, God. Rodana, you do know what ATM is, right? I have no idea. Ask the mouth. Thank you. Thank you. Ask the mouth how so. Ask the mouth. It's been your ass, and now it's in your mouth, and you haven't wiped it off. Right. Oh. Yeah. I've done that. You had done that? Notice how we're more appalled about that than him giving sprout money. Same as Paul. He has just shaking his head. No. I tell you what. There is something that is hot about, um, anyways, anyway, we're gonna finish that statement. There is something insanely hot about, oh, about fucking someone, and then having them suck you and rim them and then go back to fucking them. It is, oh my God. I think we've actually, I think we've actually, it's taken us 99 episodes, almost 99 episodes, but I think we've actually made Taffy speechless. I cannot even, I, I would have just go, wait, you what? Okay. Michael, you know what? The episode's going over an hour this time. So just deal with it. All right. Rodan, go ahead. You were saying. Like rim someone, right? Got him kind of prepared, and then top them, and then, you know, kind of needed a break from topping. And then, you know, exit it and get, put his head down there. And then, um, I rimmed him some more and then went back in and then kind of repeated the process like four or five times. It was insanely hot. I don't understand what that happens to do with spitting. I go, okay, now let me just get you to put it on. I use spit as the lubricant. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Talk, talk me through this. Does that mean, if, if the guy that you're fucking is on all fours and you're standing behind them and you've sensed that things are getting a little dry, that you just kind of like look down and spit on your dick. Well, no. I never got to the point where it was like too dry, mostly because I'm a precom machine. So just, I'm self lubricating. He's a precom machine and he won't work for nobody but you. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know which part of this episode disturbs me more. The fact that you said you spit-fucked somebody, the fact that you have actually performed an ATM or the fact that you gave that asshole money. I am not sure which I'm sure it's the worst part. That Monroe has a ballet company. Yeah, you're not going to talk privately after this episode. All right, well, everybody, we'll just, we'll just wrap this up now. Please. Everybody have a good week. We will be back next time with episode 100. All righty. So everybody, have a good week. This is Taylor. And Taffy. And Rodin. Have a good week. Try not to do too many ATMs. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. You've been listening to "Hod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING] (dramatic music)