Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 98 - The Agin' Cajun, or Fupa Is Latin For God's Mistake
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Athletes, A Health Code Violation, Flat Stanley, Poppers and things that give us headaches, Sex With Santa, Professor Taylor, and Fetish Talk. Yep, that's pretty much it. We are Pod Is My Copilot.
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(upbeat music) - Stop watching that eBay auction for a vintage pair of Wonder Woman underoos. It's time for another episode of Pod Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huppington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. - Hi, this is Taylor, and you just downloaded episode 98 of Pod Is My Co-Pilot. I am joined tonight by Rodan. - Hello. - And Taffy Carlisle Huppington. - Taffy. - Taffy. - Taffy. - Hello. Come on, girl. Come on, Taffy. Come on, Taffy. - She's gonna kill us for that. - She's gonna kill us for that. Yeah. Who's a good girl? Who's a good Taffy? (laughing) Taffy is not with us tonight. I am gonna get my ass beat. Oh my God. - She's not buying you lunch for a month. - Hey, no, she does not buy me lunch every day. We take turns now. - So, I'm no longer a kept boy. No, Taffy is enjoying a wonderful weekend away with her husband. They are staying at a bed and breakfast, which I'm not quite sure how they're gonna do that, but with thin walls of many Victorian doll houses. (laughing) But she was sure to let me know that she was having a good time when she sent me a text message earlier. She can't go away on a romantic weekend with her husband without texting her name gay. - Yeah, right. - But, yeah, so it's gonna be a boy cast this week. And half of our listeners just turned off there for the cast. - Yeah, right. - No Taffy, I'm outta here. - Oh, what's this, a new cute cast? Let me just check for that. Now, yeah, so how are you doing? - I'm doing wonderful. - It has been three days since we take our show. - I know. - Three days, it's ridiculous. And you know what, surprisingly, I've actually got things to talk about. - That is pretty amazing, actually. - I will start off with saying that I'm officially out of the March Madness. I don't care anymore. (laughing) Because all of my teams have lost. - Aw. - My brackets were filled with pink highlighter. - Yeah. - No, it didn't, well, it didn't take too long just because it was, you know, it's March Madness. It's only a couple of weeks, but there was a couple, I had a couple of upsets. I couldn't even tell you what the upsets were because I ripped up the sheet in many pieces and I made it out of confetti. And so, fuck basketball. - Yeah. - Those bastards or basketball players, if that's, you know, your inclination. - Actually, basketball players have never done a for me. Even all the basketball players, yeah, at Eckerd. I mean, they were kind of cute, but I just, for some reason, the basketball body does not do for me. I'm much more of a football player body. - Got a guy. - I can appreciate football players. I would have to say my favorite soccer. - Really, I never got into the soccer guys. - And that's mainly because I enjoy a nice set of legs. I'm a, like a, I'm a like a man. And there was a guy in college that I, oh my God. - I'm sorry, all I could, all I could think of right now is you walking around Disney World with like a soccer guy's liking him. (laughing) - Good hire. - It's pink on the inside because they smoke it. - Yeah, no, there was a guy in college that I had a huge crush on from like day one. And he was a soccer player. He was, you know, got the nice muscular, olive skinned - Yeah. - Hairy legs that, that's my, I enjoy a set of hairy legs. I'm not really big on body hair, per se. - Right. - I like hairy legs. So that just, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I like football players. Ben Roth, this is a burger. Yeah, I could do that all day. - Really? - The guy from the World Series. - World Series. (laughing) - Yeah, from the Super Bowl. - Back it! - Yeah. - The one who's wearing that like tight under armor shirt and that's stupid, so be commercial. - Oh, are these dancing around? Yeah. (laughing) - The guy's on B-Talk, talk about a guy. I guess he's on Minnesota, Jeff Saturday. Which I just think, I just think of the secret Saturdays every time I hear that. (laughing) - I'm gonna have to look that up now. First Nerd reference of the episode. - Woo! (laughing) - Oh wow, and it says Jeff Saturday comes up very quick in the Google search. - Does it really? - Yeah. They don't have them naked. - Well, go figure. Oh, he's very bearish. - Okay. - Well, I don't know what he looks like, but I just figured, you know, you were talking about, you like football player, Bob builds. - Yeah. - And they talk about him, is he like fat bear or like muscle bear? - You know, he's like muscle bear. - Okay. - So he's not like, you know, refrigerator parry or anything. He's cute, but he's got like full beard going on. - Well, I did tell you what, I wrote down on the top of my March Madness bracket, didn't I? - No, what? - For my name. And of course, I'm the only one who did this and it was just something silly. I put down, in between like, you know, the way like William, the refrigerator parry. - Yeah. - I put Taylor, the meat locker law table. (laughing) - Oh, meat locker, because I enjoy a good piece of meat and I enjoy meat inside me. So I thought that was appropriate. - Taylor's meat locker. (laughing) - Speaking of preparing food. - Yeah. - Speaking of, yeah, okay, that's-- - I'm sorry, I had the visual of Bobaloo fucking you versus. (laughing) You're preparing food and we were talking about meat locker. Sorry. - Yeah, well that's, well that's where your mind goes. You dirty little whore. - Yeah. - Okay, you and I, when you come back, when the chickens come home to roost. - Yes. - You know, when the giraffes come home to graze, that's it were, you and I have a tradition. What is that tradition? - Sidi Romas. - Yes, Sidi Romas, which is a restaurant in the St. Petersburg area. It's a pizza place, it is, in my opinion, the best pizza in the area. It comes closest to what I used to get when I was up north. Even though tonight, the pizza wasn't necessarily very good. The sauce was very watery, but that's me. - Oh. - Okay, we had a waitress who was there, it's one of these where I'm assuming that she is a mom because there was a little three year old that she was constantly going over the table and sitting with, like when she wasn't helping out the customers. And she, at one point, the little girl was walking around with a plate full of Tootsie rolls 'cause after your meal is over, you always get Tootsie rolls. The Sidi Romas would be your check. And she was handing out Tootsie rolls and everybody was going, "Oh, well, thank you very much," and all that sort of stuff. So after we leave, the little girl goes into a minivan with somebody who I'm assuming is a female relative of hers. And as we're getting in our cars, we see that the female relative gets out of the backseat of the minivan with a wrapped up dirty diaper. - Oh, okay. - Cut to as we're pulling out, the waitress that's been our waitress all night walks out to the car, the relative hands the waitress, the dirty diaper. (gasps) And the waitress walks back into the back of the restaurant and we see her throw it away in a trash can in the kitchen. - Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah. So you and I will not be going to Sidi Romas the next time you come to. I pretty much said it made me very sad when we pulled out of there 'cause I thought I, that's disgusting. And I know that you also never know what goes on in kitchens and all that sort of stuff. - But once you do know. - Yeah, that's going to be now, I'm going to be tasting dirty diaper every time I have Sidi Romas pizza. (laughs) Not necessarily the taste that I would want. (laughs) - Well, you do rim, Bob Lue. But the-- - Not when he's wearing the diaper, I mean. (laughs) One of the funniest things, drum, Ali Khun ever said to me, we were talking about fetish stuff, not as something that we wanted to engage in, but we were just happy to be having a conversation about it, we were going together. - Right. - And he got this funny look on his face and he said, "Baby got a dirty diaper and you daddy to clean it up." - Oh. - With this creepy look on his face as a joke. (laughs) He knew anytime he wanted to freak me out, all he had to do was say that and I would just be like, "Oh God, stop it, stop it." (laughs) - Oh. - So of course now that's one of those that as we're watching a woman throw the diaper away, baby got a dirty diaper and you daddy to clean it up was going through my head. - Oh. But now of course our tailor will lose about 50 pounds in about three weeks, so this is a good thing. - I honestly don't go to CD-ROMas as much as I would like to. - You know, and CD-ROMas actually has food that is good besides pizza. - I know, and that's Babaloo always gets spaghetti and sausage 'cause he enjoys an Italian sausage. (laughs) You know, 'cause nobody saw that double entendre coming from three miles back, but he very much enjoys the payway. - Okay. - And if we're up to him, we would go to payway for every single meal. I-- - I'm trying to think of a Cuban Chinese joke there, but I don't have one. (laughs) - L-payway. - L-payway. - He likes that, they just opened a payway actually to down from CD-ROMas. - Okay. - And where they're getting ready to put it in a publics, and there's a five guys in there, and there's a Chipotle and something called, I think, Jimmy John's, which is some sort of sandwich shop, which has a neon sign out front that says, "Smells Free." (laughs) Which kind of freaked me out, because then in my mind, it goes back to things like dirty diapers. - Right. - So we can never wanna go in there. So that was pretty much something that was on my list of things tonight. I even said, "I have to tell Rodan tonight, "we can't go to, we can't go to CD-ROM "as the next time it comes a visit." - That does make me sad. - Now the good thing is that I'll forget that story by the time we get, by the time we finish the store. - And I'll have forgotten it by the time I finish editing the show, so we'll end up at CD-ROMas when you go to visit. (laughing) - Aw. - Why is this pizza crust chewy? (laughing) - I don't think I want a Tootsie Roll. (laughing) - Oh man. Hey, so it's like three days 'til I'm back. Yay! - I know, I know. We were just talking about that while we were waiting. We were supposed to have a third guest co-host tonight, but unfortunately, the ingenue known as Luke Miller will not be joining us as I had previously scheduled, but hopefully we're gonna have Luke on another time. - He has more lines than me, and he's a goddamn mute. (laughing) - So much best movie ever. Okay, so, yeah, so I, yeah. (laughing) You said that you were reading up on the different services and programs that-- - Yeah, I was reading up on iMovie, which it does a lot more stuff than I thought. - I think it's an awesome program. I know that Taffy uses iMovie all the time. - Does it help with jiggle? (laughing) Okay, I was taking a sip when you said that. (laughing) I don't know, it depends on, it depends on-- (laughing) - Oh, you heard this. (laughing) - It depends on what is jiggling. - I meant like camera movement. It says that it helps with like shaky cam. - Okay, you know what, 'cause you're gonna have a high-life '09 probably on yours. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's something that Taffy and I don't have. So you actually, your computer will be better than ours 'cause you'll have the most up-to-date programs. - And I'll have double the RAM. - It will have something, huh? - I don't know how to double the RAM. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, gee, wow, okay. (laughing) Apparently, we have to cut this one short so that Rodan can spend some time with his ramming. You also are gonna have something called, I think it's called Faces in my photo, where it registers like if you want to look for every picture of Taffy, you know, you could type in her name or whatever, you could click on the one picture and then it finds all of those pictures that have her in it, that have tagged, kind of like a Facebook-type thing. - Right, that's pretty cool. I was looking through that and then, just 'cause I was confused so I won't have, you know, outlook anymore and I was just like, how am I gonna do email? 'Cause I hate webmail. I hate all the webmail, including Gmail, I just hate it. And it sounded like the webmail client or whatever, or the email client for the iMac is pretty cool, so. - It's pretty easy to navigate around. I actually use it as an RSS feeder as well. - Okay. - I have a lot of the different blogs that our listeners have and some boy-on-boy action stuff. - Oh! - I have that whole aggregated to my mail. - Yeah, well, you know-- - They drop a load and then it gets dropped into my mailbox. (laughing) - That is hot stuff. - That is hot. - So next weekend, like when we're taping the show, I'll probably still be navigating and trying to figure out how to work the Mac, but I'm hoping that it will help with just a lot of things, 'cause it takes me forever to download the show or to upload the show and everything else, so yay. - Well, I would-- - You are getting an external hard drive, right? - I already have an external hard drive, so. - Okay. - But I know I have to reformat it for the Mac. - You do, and then once you reformat it for the Mac, there's no going back to the Windows one, so make sure you have everything off of your Windows. That was my understanding with my old external hard drive. - Yeah, see, at least for me, I don't have to worry about, 'cause you pretty much like forsake your old computer when you got your Mac, so. Whereas Brutus is still kind of kicking, so I think I'll be okay. - Brutus. - Brutus, Brutus is the name of my desktop. - I was not aware, actually I was aware of that. Now that you just said that, I do remember you saying that. - So. - My computer's just called Taylor's computer. I didn't come up with anything fancy for it. But apparently that is a Mac thing to name your computer. - Yeah, so I need a Mac name for my computer, folks. - So please send your suggestions, too. Why does my co-pilot.com? Or whatever you might address this? - Or how does my co-pilot at Gmail.com. - I knew that. - Jesus. - I'm sorry. - So guess what I got in the mail on Friday? - Porn? - Hardly, hardly. - What did you get on the mail? - Well, I get something in the mail where there's this big envelope, and it says the name of a school in Delaware. Now, I know that people such as Lollipop are getting things from various colleges this time of year saying we really want you to be part of our next class, all this or thing, and I'm thinking, well, this is kind of weird, 'cause I have not been in school in X amount of years, and I don't know what this is. So I open it up, and there is a letter. - Okay. - And the letter says, "Dear Taylor the Latte boy, "we have enjoyed reading a book called Flat Stanley "by Jeff Brown in our class at school. "The book is about a little boy named Stanley "who was flattened when a bulletin board fell on top of him. "The story tells about Stanley's adventures "as a flat child and how he got mailed "to his friends in California. "We would like to ask you to help us with a project. "We would like you to keep Flat Stanley for a week "and take pictures of Stanley on his visit with you. "We would also like you to write a letter "describing Flat Stanley's adventures with you. "Please return to, and then it's my little sister "who I think I've talked about on the show is five. - Oh, yeah. - Her class is doing Flat Stanley. Now, that was very exciting. I was like, oh, okay, that sounds like a lot of fun. And there had been surprise, surprise talk about going to Disney World this weekend. We ended up not going. So I thought, okay, well, this is good. We'll have a whole week at this on Friday. - Right. - With a note from my father, "Taylor, your sister needs this back by April 1st. "Thanks, Daddy." - What? - P.S., she picked you. (laughing) - So a little bit of guilt and like, you know. - Yeah, so I get this on Friday. It has to be back in Delaware by Wednesday. No, Tuesday. - Right, so she didn't have it for Wednesday. - 'Cause she needs it for Wednesday. Which means, so then I went from being, oh, this sounds like fun, to being in panic. (laughing) I'm like, shit, what am I gonna do at all? So pretty much Flat Stanley is going to go home and report to my family that I do have an eating disorder. (laughing) Because Flat Stanley went to Mexican food and Flat Stanley went out for pizza and Flat Stanley went to Quaker Steak and Lube and Flat Stanley went for Starbucks. (laughing) And eventually tonight, we took Flat Stanley out to the beach. That way at least Flat Stanley could stand in front of palm trees and Flat Stanley could watch the sunset and I took a picture of me holding Flat Stanley and I have to call-- - Should have taken Flat Stanley to the gym. - That's, I can't believe you just said that. I didn't even think of taking him to the gym. Because again. (laughing) - You didn't think about going to the gym. - Yeah, why the hell would I do that? (laughing) - Yeah, so I am going to be taking him to something that I'll talk about in a minute, but I pretty much have to pay overnight shipping to get this fucking sheet of paper back to Delaware by Tuesday. - Mm. - So, so I'm not pleased. But I've decided what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take all the pictures in the event that Flat Stanley does not make it back to Delaware. I'm gonna take all the pictures. I'm gonna upload them to like Walgreens.com or CVS or whatever it is, is the local that they have up in Delaware. - Right. - And then my dad pick up the pictures, like have them print them out there. That way my dad at least has the pictures and I'll send my dad the letter via email and he can print that out. That way if nothing else, she has pictures and email so that that's taken care of. - That is very sweet of you. - Yeah, well, I don't mind doing it. And she's a really good colorist too. She stayed in the lines very, very well. I was very impressed. - Now, do you think that was your sister or do you think that was your sister's mom? - No, I think they did shut up. I think they did this class. Now we were going to do the whole Flat Stanley is standing with Stephanie Chappay. And you know, Flat Stanley is buying you know, poppers and... - Oh, a flat Stanley. - Flat Stanley poppers over. Anyways, continue, continue. Sorry, that's another story. - Okay. - It's a story for another moment. - Okay, and Flat Stanley, you know, we were gonna do all sorts of things. It was very windy out on the beach tonight. So Bobaloo wanted to put a stick through Flat Stanley so that he didn't flap a little place. I said, you really wouldn't impale Flat Stanley while we're standing on the beach. (laughing) - So all poor Flat Stanley, do you want... - Enough of that Flat Stanley. Let's fucking talk about the poppers. - Okay, so what is up with poppers all of a sudden? What is up with barebacking and poppers? I feel like we're in the goddamn 1970s. (laughing) - I don't know. I don't know. I have only had one experience with poppers in which I didn't do them, but the people I was with at the time were doing poppers and all it did was it just gave me a headache. - Well, I think that's the point of poppers. I don't know. If anybody uses poppers, if you could explain the purpose of poppers, please, please do because I've had two incidents, three, three incidents in the last three weeks where people have had poppers with me. I mean, they've brought poppers over, like that was supposed to help or something. I'm not sure. - Well, and did they do them? - Well, okay, so I think we need music here first. - All right, let's play the music. Taffy's gonna be so upset that she's not here for a story. (upbeat music) What was your name again? An intimate look into the love lives and boudoirs of your favorite podcasters. Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle, Huffington, and Rotan. - So I was invited over to hotel room about a week and a half ago, and it's this guy I've been talking to online for a couple of weeks. He's 46, so that's older than the other guy. I can't remember his name now. It's going on 39. - Right. - So older than going on 39 said he was, and I think 46, this guy is really 46, but he's got like a white beard, which is kind of freaky 'cause I felt like I was gonna have sex with Santa Claus. (laughing) And so I've nicknamed him the Agent Cajun, because-- - Jesus. - 'Cause when I went over there, I didn't realize that he barely spoke English. He only speaks Creole, apparently. So he types fine, but speaks Creole. And apparently he normally likes black boys. (laughing) - Well, you do have the ass of a black boy, so-- - I do have a badong, badong, badong, but... So, I get over there, and, you know, he's very passionate, very wonderful, and we're just about to get to the point where, you know, the magic's about to happen, 'cause this is the whole continuation-- - Well, it's Christmas, so of course there's gonna be magic. (laughing) - You know, this is still the continuation of Rodan Needs to Bottom, because I had not yet, you know, so it was time. And so, and I kind of needed someone who was a little bit older who could take charge of a situation, because all the other guys who kind of said they were tops, this is what we get to, you know, they see me, and I'm a V-5-0 fum, you know. (laughing) They're just like, you know, and so they pretty much bend over for me. So-- - Well, 'cause if not, it's the equivalent of a Jack Russell on the back of a St. Bernard. (laughing) - Well, and so this guy is like six-two, you know, he's solid, he's muscular. And so it was a little bit like, okay, I'll let him take control, which he did, which was nice, it was nice to me. And right before, like we're getting ready, you know, condoms are about to go on, and it was good because he was very much about safe sex, which is very unusual lately, 'cause all these guys are all about bare backing, and it's just absolutely ridiculous. So he whips out a bottle of poppers. And at first, I thought it was like lube. I'm like, what's that for? You know, I was like, that's lube? You know, I was like-- - So it's like some sort of after-school special. Hey, what's that? It's just a little grass, it'll help you feel better. Gee, I don't know, I've got cheerleading practice. Real late tomorrow after school. Do you think grass is okay? Yeah, it'll totally be out of your system by then. Just take a little bump. Well, okay. (laughing) - Well, and so he whips out the poppers and does like a hit, right? As the pop, like, you know, snortin' them up, you know, whatever, well, how are we supposed to do poppers? I wasn't really paying attention. So then he hands me the bottle, and I just kinda like, you ever do poppers, man. And I'm just like, no, no. And I had, like, once before, it was the same thing you just mentioned, that it was like, it just gives you a headache. I was just like, so I just kind of pretended to hold my nose over it and like breathe in, but I didn't. But I think you're supposed to like, hold one nostril shut or something, and I didn't, I just went-- So it went up one nostril and out the other. You were doing party tricks for Santa. (laughing) And so I just wait, and like, okay, that's good, I'm ready. - Wow, look at me. I'm opened up like a flower on a spring morning. (laughing) - So then he pretty much threw my head in the pillow and pounded me silly. So, (laughing) - Good lord. - Oh, it was, it was good to me. And it was very relaxing in the way that, you know, releasing a bunch of tension in your anus can be. (laughing) So it was a-- - I usually just do that with Mexican. (laughing) - You're supposed to call Bobaloo Cupid. (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) - Wow, that's, that's a title. That's definitely a title for this episode. (laughing) - Okay, sorry, that was reminding you about something. - Guess what, speaking of Mexican? Guess what I have had a couple of times in the last few weeks. - Mexican or diarrhea? (laughing) Taco Bell. - Really? - Yes. - Well, I heard my voice rebirth through your microphone. (laughing) Wow. - Yeah, I don't eat Taco Bell. I never eat Taco Bell. I think it smells like ass. It's, it's just, but they've shown these commercials for these quesadillas and a couple of weeks ago, I was like, that looks really good. And I sort of said it under my breath and Bobaloo's, because Bobaloo loves Taco Bell. And is, and I won't go there. And his head popped up. He's like, really? That sounds good to you. And I'm like, yeah, that does sound good. He's like, do you wanna go get it? I'm like, sure. So, the ear of the shirt wasn't even completely out of my mouth. The door was open and slammed and they're at the car. It's a tapestry. (laughing) - Aw. Bobaloo's out there to please you. - He is out there to please me. He's so good. He's such a, he's such a good guy. So yeah, so we had, I had Taco Bell. And I've had it twice. And that's enough. (laughing) The first time it was okay. And then the second time I had it, it was, it was still pretty good. But I was like, I'm done. - Oh, so, yeah. So, I'm not sure about the whole poppers thing. Just go back there for a second. - Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm on a tangent about, you know. - Taco Bell. - Yeah. - So, yeah. I just don't get it 'cause I had another guy when I was traveling this week who also brought poppers over. Didn't do them. But yeah, brought them over. And I was like, dude, what's up? I just, I don't get it. And I guess it's better in Coke. I don't know. (laughing) - Okay, I will leave that one alone. - I mean, I guess it's a better alternative. I don't know. If you're gonna throw something up your nose, I guess it's better to smell like paint fumes. I just don't get it. All that smells like, you know, Expo markers for dry erase markers. - That is what it smells like. - Yeah, it's like, ooh, dry erase markers. (laughing) - Mine smells like blueberry. Oh no, that's not a dry erase markers. That's those ones from the '70s that everybody always wanted blueberry and you never wanted the black ones because the black ones were, they smell like licorice. - Oh, I love the licorice smelling ones though. - And the brown ones smell like cinnamon and the orange ones smell like orange. I think the green ones smell like peppermint. - I think so like, spearmint. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yellow must have been lemon. What one are we missing? I think that was all of them, right? Purple, what did purple smell? - Red was red cherries, do you remember? - Red was cherry. Blue must have been blueberry and purple must have been, I don't know. - Snawsberries. (laughing) - Snawsberry, who's have a head of a snawsberry? (laughing) God. - Oh my gosh. - So, okay, can I tell you the one thing that I am doing tomorrow, the last thing the flat Stanley is doing before he's getting shoved in an envelope and sent back to Delaware? - Before you, yeah, sorry yes. - Before I fist an envelope using flat Stanley. (laughing) I am going to be a guest lecturer in a college class. Is it about sexual addiction? (laughing) - It's about sucking cock, but. - Wow. - It's amazing that what these kids can major in nowadays. (laughing) - Let's say, and these are third graders. (laughing) - No, these are college kids. - Okay. - No, I am going to be in a intro to psych class. A coworker of mine, usually he has a friend who teaches this class and during the course of the semester they talk about homosexuality and my friend always. - And you're the poster child of homosexuality. - Actually, my friend usually does it, but he can't because he works on Mondays and I'm off on Mondays. So, he asked me if I could sub for him, I guess. So, I'm going to, I'm going to talk for like an hour and a half on being gay. - Wow. - Yeah. - Or you could just show Persiloquine in the desert, one or the other. - Thank you, right? (laughing) - I just, it's exciting and it's a little nerve-wracking 'cause I, supposedly this class is very, you know, they ask really good questions and they're very, you know, well-informed before they go in and they have to be this article that the professor sent me a copy of the article, so I read it as well and I just, I just don't know what to do. I just remember when I did something similar to this when we were in undergrad with your roommate. - Oh, yeah. - There was like a panel of gays and lesbians at Eckerd. - Yeah. - And there was me and your roommate, and then a couple of lesbians. And I just remember saying some things that after I said them, people looked appalled. (laughing) - Well, when you're fisting someone. - Right. - When I'm fisting your roommate, add the panel. Now, what you want to do is you want to get your fist completely in the jar of Crisco. (laughing) - And you wondered why they were a little disgusted. - Right, but so yeah, so I'm going to take in flat Stanley and flat Stanley's gonna get his picture taken with the intro to psych class. - That's cool. I went to a class like that, not, you know, specifically like that, but my college boyfriend took me to his class about sexual filias. And so I still have nightmares about some of the things we talked about today in the next session. Oh my God. And this was pretty much like two days after you told me that his ex-boyfriend was in a scat. - Oh Jesus. - I know. So I was like, oh, are you trying to tell me something? So I actually just found him on my personal Facebook and I actually asked him that. And I told him, I said, are you into like really perverted things? 'Cause you took me to that sexual filia class pretty much, you know, and told me all these stories about your ex-boyfriend. And it's freaked me out ever since. So he said, no, he's not into bestiality or anything else that he talked about. - It's funny you should mention that. Not bestiality or scat, but we have a voicemail that we're gonna probably play. I'll save it for an episode when Tapi's on. From one of our listeners who actually says that they are a furry. - Yeah, I remember you mentioning that to me at one point. - Yeah, I keep changing the folder that's sitting on my desktop. You know, episode 94 of voicemail is episode 95 voicemail. So I just keep just changing the name of it. We will get to the voicemail eventually. I am curious, as I am with just about any, what you would call fetish or filia or anything like that, what the basis is for. And I would love to talk with, you know, either our listener or anybody if you have something that, you know, particularly that is out of what they would quote, unquote, the ordinary, what the basis for that was. Like, how did this listener come to the realization that that was something that he was interested in? Or like people that like to be dominated or people that are into feet or, and I'm not trying to make a joke here. I'm genuinely curious and interested in what creates that. So if you are a listener and you want to leave us a comment on the blog and you wanna do like an anonymous one versus putting your name so that everybody, you know, doesn't know that you're into fucking birthday cakes or whatever it is that you're into. - Seriously, I know I just made a joke, but I would, I'm really interested in that. - Hmm. - I'm just like, apparently I'm the only one, but I-- - No, no, no, no, I would like to hear that too. And sometimes that stuff gives me a little bit of, it freaks me out a little bit. Just not because it's bad, it's just like, I don't know. I get like freaked out, you know, like, well, maybe I do this or maybe I think this way or I have this little bit that I'm like this dominant person or something and I get worried about that. - I don't know, I think that there is, you can have certain roles in, you know, in sexuality and, you know, there's, you know, obviously we joke about, you know, dominant and submissive and all that sort of stuff. But when it goes beyond-- - Role playing. - Not even, we'll see, role playing is something that I, I've never quite understood the whole gee officer, is there a problem? Yes, ma'am, you have a, I've never understood, and I'm not judging, I'm not trying to judge here. I am just, which I know is ironic considering it's me and I tend to judge everything. I just don't understand, I just, I don't know what the, where the enjoyment from that comes. - Yeah. - I guess, I don't know, I'm really trying to not sound like an asshole here, 'cause I am genuinely, you know, the counselor in me is very interested in that. And by counselor in me, I mean me inside me, not that there's a counselor inside me right now, before you-- - Let you wait. Okay, so question, where is the person, where does the person live that is a furry? Because I just, one of my Myspace friends, stopped being my Myspace friend, and then I saw, like I went and looked at his profile, and he says that he's a furry, and he doesn't want to talk about it, which is weird to announce it on your Myspace profile, whatever. - Well, that, I don't know, I honestly, I don't know. - So, well, he's not from Monroe, he's like from a couple of cities over, I was just curious, but I don't know. I mean, our listener says his name on the voicemail, and you know, he's very open, he's very open to bed, he goes, I am a furry, and I'm curious is what you think, what you think about this. But I'm curious what you think about this listener. - Yeah, I'd like to know more about what it is. I mean, there's got, I want to understand more than what I learned from, you know, what was that MTV show, Unzipped? - Oh God, you used to watch that horrible show. - Yes, so, you know, I mean, obviously they talk about furries on Unzipped and on CSI once, so I'd love to know more about what it's all about. The other thing is, speaking of kind of filias and stuff, there's this guy locally on the gay.com who talks to me and wants me to top him, but he doesn't want to be a bottom, he wants to be a woman, but doesn't really want to lose his man parts 'cause he's bi and has a girlfriend, or he's not bi, he's straight, but he likes to be treated as a woman every once in a while. And when he's fucked, he wants to be called by a woman's name, and he wants to wear stockings. - Okay, well, see, you could be our in the field reporter. (laughing) - I can ask him questions as I'm pounding him. - Exactly, exactly. - So how does this make you feel? (laughing) - No, we didn't, we didn't, look into the camera while you're... (laughing) - Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, wow. I remember talking to a guy here in St. Pete years ago, back when I would do the whole, what do you call it, the AOL chat rooms that wanted to have sex, but he said, you know, he wanted to be in women's garments while he was doing it, and I was kind of like, "No, that's not my bag, but, you know, have fun, play safe." - Yeah. - So, all right. All right, so can I, can we end the show with a, with a little Bobaloo story? - Absolutely. - I say, I sound like Kathy Lee Gifford when I say something like that. Can we talk about Cody, can we talk about Cassie? (laughing) We were driving tonight, and I already told him, "You don't have a choice, this story is going on the show." And we're, and we're, we're driving, and there is a woman that is, you know, waiting for the bus or something like that. And she is a larger woman, she's a woman of size, so we're getting ready to make fun of fat people, those of you that don't like that. - Aw. - So we'll turn it to the show now. Actually, we're not gonna make fun of Fappy, we're gonna make fun of Bobaloo. And he says, as we drive past, you know, I was just like, you know, whoa, you know, she was, she was of considerable size. And he says, well, that's quite a faux pas. And I said, what do you mean, what she's wearing? And he's like, no, the big belly thing that she's got by her legs. And I said, you mean a faux pas? (laughing) And he said, yeah, no, it's a faux pas. I said, no, a faux pas, a mistake, you twin. (laughing) - So you're just like, oh my God. And we were both laughing. And I was just like, yeah, I'm telling everybody that story, there's gonna be like, you know, a couple hundred people now, they're gonna know that you think a faux pas was a faux pas. - Well, it is. - Well, it is. It's God's faux pas, that's why it's faux pas. It's Latin. Fupa is Latin for God's mistake. The other titled, episode 98. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh. - Okay. - All right. - That was a great little story. - Thank you, it was a little nugget, a little vignette into the light. - I'm so glad Bob Blue brings you such joy. - He does bring me such joy. He is, I am very, very lucky to, I look at him every once in a while, and I go, why do you put up with me? So, and then I realize it's because he's insane. (laughing) So really we're meant for each other. - Right. He really just wants a couple of hundred extra people to know about your sex life. - Exactly, exactly. 'Cause Lord knows, there's been a couple of times where he's been listening to Showing Gun really. You had to tell everybody about that. I'm like, that's part of the deal, if you're gonna be with a celebrity. (laughing) - It's time, don't be surprised when the paparazzi socks them. - Right, actually, tonight, when he got me a bottle of water before we started taping. And I was like, please go give me a bottle of water. And he was like, why? And I'm like, in my contract, before I came to show I could have a bottle of water sitting in front of me at the computer. - And only green M&Ms. - And well, he brought in, I have a big orange water bottle and a skinny purple water bottle. And he brought in the skinny one. I'm like, this is clearly not enough water. I demand the orange water bottle. (laughing) And then he hit me. (laughing) - Okay. All right, well, let's wrap it up. We're at about 40 minutes by the time you and I actually finish up, it'll be 45. - Yeah. - Okay, we have one question so far, and it's only been two or three days. So I'm impressed that we got the one question for our big 100th episode extravaganza. So if you would please be so kind and you have any questions that you would like for Tappy and Rodan and myself to answer, or if you want just one of us to answer a question, that's cool too. We will only take so many Rodan, how big is your cock questions? So once we get the first one, that'll be, you know, we're really gonna answer that one time on the show. But please send us an email at potasmedcopilot@gmail.com and we would like for you guys to be participants within our 100th episode and figure this is the easiest and the most fun way for us to do it. So please take a moment out of your day to send us a question. - Yes, please. We want your questions, and not all about my sex life. - Yeah. (laughs) - Which I doubt anybody would actually really ask about, but you know. - Well because you share everything with everybody, they don't have to ask questions. (laughs) - For God's sake, you're down to fucking Santa Claus now. I mean really. (laughs) Oh, I'm a hoe hoe hoe. (laughs) - Your Santa's a little helper. (laughs) - Oh. - All right. All right, well, let's get out of here. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potasmedcopilot.com. You can email us at potasmedcopilot@gmail.com. Send us a voicemail at 206-202-5165. You can email us, no, I said that already. You can be our friend at MySpace at MySpace.com/potasmedcopilot. And be sure to join our Facebook group, which is okay, so I love potasmedcopilot. Which by the way, by the by, we haven't really necessarily talked about it too much. The new Facebook thing, which I know everybody's talking about how everybody hates, I hate that now I can't go through and figure out which of the people in our Facebook group are our friends and which ones aren't. - Oh. - Like before, I would just go through and occasionally if we had people that had said add as friend, I would add them all as friends, because I figure if you're listening to the show, I would like to be your friend. And now I can't do it. It forms this new window that pops up in the middle of Facebook screen. It's a pain in the ass. So if you are a member of the Facebook group and you aren't friends with all of us, specifically me and me. - Well, but I'm assuming that some people are friends with you and maybe not friends with me and some people may be friends with Taffy, but not friends with us. I don't know. - That's true. - But I would be more than happy to be friends with anybody that's interested in the show. So please, please, please be my friend. Please validate me. - I was about to say, you really need to keep sharing every little bit about your life throughout the week. Do Twitter, do you still tweet? - I do not Twitter. I do not Twitter. I occasionally, I enjoy the Facebook thing more than Twittering. And I've had a bunch of people that have actually started following me on Twitter recently. I've got emails about it. I don't, I don't Twitter. I'm sorry. It just got to be where it was too much. So when everybody was having chats with each other, so you're reading everybody else's chats, and if you don't keep up, suddenly you've got 4,000 tweets that you've got to read, and I just don't have the patience for that. - Yeah. Me, though, that's what I never did. So, I didn't even try. - No, I try every once in a while and fail miserably. So, but hopefully I'll be getting an iPhone in the next year. So, which years have I made tweetaway? - Yeah, you tweet. - You tweet, you tweet, bitch. All right, all right, everybody. Well, Rodan, thank you for an enjoyable evening of just guy talk. - Yes, thank you, Taylor. - Thank you for accepting the invitation to this sausage party. (both laughing) All right. Well, everybody have a good week. We will see you soon. I don't know how I'm going to space these out, these episodes, but just look for us. We'll be coming to you very quickly with episode 99. So, thank you all very much. This is Taylor. - And Rodan. - Have a good week, everybody. - Taffy, aren't you gonna say goodbye? - Oh, wait a second. No, she's still outside. You have to go let her in. - Oh, damn it. (both laughing) - Wait a minute, let me go refresh her water bowl. (both laughing) - Why do I set myself up? She probably totally forgotten about that by the end of this episode. Now, I'm now, I've completely poured gasoline back on her mouth. (both laughing) - Okay, bye-bye now. - Taffy, what a treat? Taffy, what a treat? Come here, girl. Come here, girl. (both laughing) - Bye, everybody. - Bye-bye. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to "Hod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (dramatic music)