Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 94 - He's Hung Like A My Little Pony, or What Would Lynda Carter Do?
A different kind of PiMC this week as the topics turn from the usual to a conversation on too much pop culture and the world of social networking. Then we get silly again :)blog: www.podismycopilot.com, phone 206-202-5165, email - podismycopilot@gmail.com, Be our friend at www.myspace.com/podismycopilot, or our facebook group "Ok, So I Love Pod Is My Copilot."
It's day 12 of my withdrawal from pot as my co-pilot. They haven't put up a new episode yet, and it's starting to get really bad. The pain, and I think I'm starting to hallucinate. I've gone back and I've tried to listen to some old episodes, but it's just not the same. It's a fresh new episode every week. Oh, God, I don't know if I'm going to make it to next week. Anybody finds this, and I'm dead. Tell Taffy Taylor and Rodan that I love. All right, all right. We're back. We're back. Sorry. There was technical glitches last week. We couldn't help it. This is Tale of the Latte Boy, and thank you for downloading episode 94 of Pot as my co-pilot. I'm joined as always by the horsey Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Sarah Jessica Parker? I was going to say Sarah Jessica Parker is going to be the guest host on pot as my co-pilot. Well, you were just complaining about your throat. I'm still a touch Kathleen Turner, yeah, I'm not sure why, even because I haven't been sick and my throat doesn't even hurt. I just, I don't know. Well we are also joined as always by the horse hung Rodan. He wishes. Oh, you lie. And by horse hung, of course, I mean Shetland pony. He means my pretty pony. My little pony. He's hung like a my little pony. Well, finally, it's the first title of the show. Within the first minute and a half, nice. Oh dear. So boys, how has we, you know, our listeners were going through withdrawals and unfortunately I am to blame for the technical problems, and by I, I mean my computer. So really. Once, normally it's my fault. That's true. Well. That is true. It's you. When all those fails just blame Rodan really is my life mantra, but yeah, so it's been mine for years. Well, that is true. Yeah, we, we had a, we were doing a really good Oscar cast where we were talking about dresses and we were making fun of people and thinking, talking about things that we liked and we didn't liked. And then it all went to shit. And it all went to shit. We're always the type of goes, what does it mean when it says the program crashed? It means it's bad. And then had we continued playing, you would have heard my head actually hitting the desk. Actually exploding. Yeah. But we're back. We've persevered for you, our listeners. Yeah. Oh, and it gave an opportunity for Taylor to mine some video podcasting gold. Yes. Yes. We definitely, um, I had totally forgotten about that video until we were in the throes of, wait a minute, can we get the file back and then I thought, wait a second. We've got this. I'll just play around with it. And I edited it actually pretty quickly. I've probably in about an hour. Yeah. And it ended up being where we got, I got a couple of good responses from it. One from Kevin who just wrote me, all I got was a text message saying, this video was fucking hilarious. Wow. Kevin and the poet laureate of Orlando. Yeah. And we also got one from, we got a voicemail message from Melanie, which I'll probably play in a little bit. All right. Cool. Though truth be told, I think you might have been the only one drunk that night. You know, I had like three of those Ipha canelia or whatever the hell you call it, a Brazilian drink. The Brazilian drinks. Yeah. The Brazilian mojitos. And that sounds like something that you do to your pubic area. Can you? Whatever. I'll take a Brazilian mojito, please. They dip your junk in sugar cane and sugar cane. Yeah. My favorite part of that video is the whole, um, Babaloo run and after you. Yeah. He came home from work that night and I was like, look what I did today. While you were, while you were gone at work and, and he knew the part was coming up and it was sort of one of those, um, please tell me you edited that out. And I just kind of got the look of my face with like the big, guilty smile. And then he's like, it's just like the TV show Cheaters. And he says, no, really, please tell me, Oh my God. Which is why I have pledged my internal love to Babaloo. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Hmm. Yeah. So he's, he's, he's a, he's a, he's a keeper. This is, no one needs, I just finished watching your video, podcast, a Trunkie Wendy, cats. Oh my, I'm sorry. I, I am still looking forward now to gay days because I want to go drinking with you guys. I really do. I'll even hold the camera. Okay. Just so we can get Babaloo in the frame because this is comedy gold kudos guys. I am still looking forward to June. Talk to you later. Bye. I just made him almost laugh till he peed and we were, and we were actually out walking the dogs while they were peeing. It's, it's a touch chili. It's awesome. It's a touch brisk out tonight. Brisk. I mean, like the T yes, like the iced tea. And we went, we, we decided to walk the dogs together. And because it's cold, we decided we got to wear hoodies, which we thought the hoodies were put away. Okay. Cold cold. I was going to say it's 54. Okay. We were in sweatshorts and hoodie sweatshirts. So sweatshorts, sweatshorts, because apparently 1982 calls and it's free ball. And no, no, but apparently Babaloo was because even turn of people and he goes, I'm not wearing underwear. So I was like, Oh, well, okay. Thank you for sharing. But he's talking to me. And we both have the hoods up and he's got the hood kind of the, the drawstrings kind of tied kind of tight. So it's just sort of his head sticking out and the top of the hood got very pointy. So I told him he looked like some sort of weird Spanish monk. So then I started doing the whole, you know, singing in Latin, the ha, da, da, da, da. And then because he's, you know, Cuban, I decided to start singing makarena. She bangs, she bangs. I thought he was going to wet his pants. It was awesome. But then earlier today, he did, he made a face. I frustrated him to the point where I thought he was actually going to strain himself. Like he was going, he did this like, ah, face, but it wasn't necessarily for my benefit. You're going to give him an ulcer. I know. Or worse, a hernia. No, hernia. I know. I'm having a hernia at that exact moment because I love nothing more than to torture minorities. So it's great that I have a boyfriend in Babaloo torturing minorities since 2007. Oh, speaking of which, okay, to show you, Mike, and I'm not going to read the whole thing, but I have, I have an aunt who's, you know, never met a Larraza pan. She didn't like and she has a Larraza pan. She didn't like. Is that like a antidepressants or something? What the hell is that? It's a pill. She's, she's crazy. I know. So I was thinking like, Marsa pan. I'm thinking, what are you talking about? No. Marsa pan cake or whatever. Yeah, exactly. No, that's me. I've never met a Mars, Marsa, Marsa, pancake. I didn't like, because again, hair under 700 pounds. Anyway, she sent me an email today and many of my family that pretty much says, proud to be white, stand up for our rights. No. Oh my God. Oh my God. I just sort of did the, you have got to be kidding me. I didn't want to read it. I didn't want to read it, but of course I had to, because I had to see just how ridiculous he was. And it was some forward that was just, it was a, it was offensive. That's, that's really the only way to describe it. Obviously, I wouldn't be talking about it, but yeah, a little, a little offensive. Well, at least your governor didn't get on TV this week and make a fool of himself. Make a fool of himself. Kenneth from 30 Rock? Yeah. Yeah. No. The Louisiana governor made a fool of himself. No. He looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock. I've never seen 30 Rock. Well, there's the, the, yeah, Alec Baldwin's personal assistant is named Kenneth and he's this little hyper gay guy, little Indian, gay, hyper gay guy. Wow. Yeah. He made an ass himself, but, you know, what are you going to do? But it was Mottie girl week. So, you know, maybe he was drunk, you know, maybe, but he was elected like in a landslide election where in the primaries, he won by so much, they didn't have to do a general election. Holy shit. Holy shit. Yes. Yeah. It's a whole, you know, Louisiana thing, but it's, it's like the only time in history where that's happened. It's not, it's been a law in the books and it's the only time it's actually happened. Taylor and I had a great idea last week and it goes, it goes about what we were just talking about. Where do you live? Monroe. Louisiana. What just happened last weekend or last week? Mardi Gras. Why were we not with you doing a video podcast? I don't know. I don't know why I didn't do anything for Mardi Gras. I don't get it. I did. We did stuff for Mardi Gras. How come you didn't do that? That's horrible. You live in Louisiana. I just don't know. I didn't do anything for Mardi Gras. We did. The whole fucking month of February is like Mardi Gras month around here and a single damn thing. Exactly. Well, next year we're coming to Rodan's house and we're all, we're video podcasting for Mardi Gras. Fat Tuesday. Make it happen. Every Tuesday is fat Tuesday. Well, it's true because, you know, we love your fat. Can you imagine the video podcast, do you know how much beads Taylor would have? Oh, yeah. No, we would have to go somewhere that has like the real, you know, like New Orleans or something because like up here, the praise are. No, I was talking only about going, I'm talking about bourbon straight only. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that would, that would be not bad because it wouldn't be that far for me to drive there. I start throwing these girls around. I'm telling you, he's going to be dripping in beads. He'll appear in a lavalier. That goes all the way down. Taylor, the latte boy. Taylor, heart. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Oh, sorry. Okay then. I'm Tappy Carla. Will shit. I know. No, I think John Goodman will shit, you know. Yeah. There you go. Mm. Oh, dear. John Goodman. What are you going to do? So what have you guys been up to this week? I've been sick. Really? I've been, I actually took a couple days off from work. I wasn't necessarily feeling all that great when we taped our last episode and really Monday night. Yeah. And by my shut up and by Monday night, I was miserable. I actually took Tuesday and Wednesday off and laid around and played a lot of Animal Crossing. You go. He went to lunch with me. The one day I did. Yeah. But when you weren't around, I played Animal Crossing. Well, that's true. No. In fact, we had lunch on Fat Tuesday. See? Look, we've come full circle. We did. Yes. We ate at a great place called Savannah's. Oh. Downtown Peterbrook was religious. Excuse me. Mm. So do they do, they don't do anything in the floor. Well, like, Gasparilla though, right? Is the same week or. Well, we have the Mottagraw parades up at Universal that are quasi-Mottagraw parades. I guess everyone says they're great. I've never been to Universal, so I don't know. And apparently, Pat Benatar was there last night. Really? The big concert last night. And next week is Bear Naked Ladies and the one guy left Bear Naked Ladies. And then the weekend after that is Kelly Clarkson, I think. Yeah. I love Kelly Clarkson. You kind of would. That's the price. Bitches. You bitches. Actually, who am I getting? I have her first three albums, so. I like Kelly Clarkson too. I think two of which I got from you. Yeah. Sprout and I saw her in concert twice, not once, but twice. Faggot. It speaks volumes. Oh, no. It was just, it was us. It was us surrounded by 30-year-old gay men and 15-year-old girls. It was wonderful. So it was you and Sprout. It was. [LAUGHS] Bitch. Well, I will tell you that. We went to see, I'm not a chick flick movie person at all, but we went to see, um, he's just not that into you. How was that? It's actually, it was actually pretty good. There's many parts in the movie that make me angry, many parts in the movie that make me angry. Why is this a bunch of chicks trying to be all, "I don't have any control over my life?" Well, no. Actually, it's just the opposite. I know adult women who behave the way some of these women behave, and I no longer spend time with them because of that, but, you know, it's the, you know, he hasn't called me in 10 days, so I'll just drive by where he works, and then I'll sit out in front of his house, and then I'll call him. I'll call him and leave the message. Why is he called? I won't have to go home because Grey's Anatomy's on. Exactly. Yeah. I just am like, uh, no, I don't think so. McTreamy. I love him. But, I mean, for the most part, there was a ton of famous people in this movie, which I was completely unaware that half of them weren't it, but, um, you know, overall, it was packed, too, but that's not, that's not what I'm getting at. I'm getting at the an hour before the next showing of Jonas Brothers in 3D started. Oh. The line of fat, sad 16-year-olds that were sitting around with their iPods, everyone playing different various Jonas Brothers songs. Not one person in the line was under 16 and, which completely shocked me. I figured there was going to be tons of like, you know, 8, 9, 10-year-olds. Oh, no, no, no. They were all well, way too old to be really in this line for this movie. And they all had their concert t-shirts on that, you know, fit them when they got them, but now a year later, completely don't. And they all were sitting Indian style with the way too low-rident jeans, so you could kind of sort of see the crack of their butt. And so you can see they're like teenage thong, which is the last thing you really want to see. But, you know, when they're wearing, when they're wearing the Husky from JCPenney jeans, it's not, not a good joke. You could see the crack of the ass under their muffin towel. Exactly. Exactly. So that was kind of, I was kind of surprised that that demographic was, um, that, you know, I mean, both of them, both of my daughters like the Jonas Brothers, neither one of them went to see the movie. They're now, are you kidding? I thought the little of Suffington was going Friday night. Oh, no, because what also came out Friday night was a movie about boy cheerleaders. Oh, yeah. Fired up. Jonas Brothers versus fired up. They paid to see fired up Friday night and Saturday night. They went to see it. Oh, and I'll probably be real for lusting after that one guy in that movie. Yeah. Well, except for the fact that they're both 30. So I think you're good. I think they're both like 23 or something, but a little Suffington and one of her friends went to see it on Friday night and then they both went to see it Saturday night. So and they thought it was great. They want to own it. They think it's fabulous. They, yeah, I've quoted it all week in long. So I'm sure we'll be in our house at some point. So for the record two minute, two and a half minutes ago, I did say the word chicks, just for the record. You said the word chicks? Yes. Was there a contest going on to see at what timeframe that Rodan would say chicks? I don't know. It's just all of a sudden realized. But chicks. That is a great idea. We should have a weekly contest where we have people send us emails that have random words like, you know, a vacuum and we have to work it into a conversation within like minute 15 or something. Why would you set us up for it? I think that's brilliant. Come up with the most randomest word we have to throw into an episode. I think that's fabulous. The people I've been in, you know, kind of in jobs where they do that for presentations. Oh, yeah. You have to like squeeze a word in some time, somewhere in the presentation, like have a pot of toaster. Yeah. Oh, no. We used to do the same exact thing. I think that's like marketing 101. But when you sit around and, you know, come up with some ridiculous. I think that was the movie leap of faith, too, but when Steve Martin is the evangelist and they're feeding him his lines through his ear thing and they're like, you know, he has to use the word, you know, pool party in the sermon's day and we use it that they're like, you owe me 50 bucks. Those other stuff. That's so, I think, you know, I think, I think that's brilliant. I think our listeners should totally send us random words. It could be a drinking game. Yeah. It could be as far as my co-pilot drinking game. Whenever you hear the word of the day, you'd do a shot. That's called editing for me. Editing is a drinking game for you. Yes. Pretty much because I've done about four or five shots by the time I'm done editing this thing and putting it together. That would explain some of our episodes, actually. Yeah. It would explain some of the episodes. Let me know where I'm a reason. What are you talking about? I don't understand. Why is that sound effect there? Yeah. And Taylor, I totally interrupted you. I'm sorry. That's okay. He's going to edit that all out. It doesn't matter. No. We'll see. No. Actually, speaking of movies, I just reacquainted myself with the Blockbuster.com. Oh, really? After holding on to one movie for over a year. Oh, my God. What movie? And then having never watched it. So I just sent it back. And then I got another movie about two months ago. And then tonight, Bobaloo and I decided let's just sit and watch this. And it was Adele Givens, who's a comedian. She was one of the queens of comedy. And it was her hour-long stand-up special, which at the beginning wasn't very funny. But then it got to be pretty funny towards the end. So I went and looked at my Blockbuster Q. I have had, and that was before I started clicking on movies tonight, 350 movies on my cue. Okay. What's your cue? I don't understand. A cue is the movies that you want to... Your list? Okay. Yeah. That you want to rent. Well, what movie did you have for a year that you didn't watch? Oh, God. I don't even remember the name of it. It was a movie. I read Dennis Quaid and Topher Grace and Scarlett Johansson. Oh, yeah. Damn it. Damn it. I know the name of that movie, because it's about where the younger guy becomes the older guy's boss. Yeah, Topher Grace becomes Dennis Quaid's boss. And then he falls in love with Scarlett Johansson, who's Dennis Quaid's daughter. Yeah. I just had it forever. I mean, I went through a phase early on when we started doing this where I was watching movies like every night. So unfortunately, my cue is all movies from like 2006. So I missed like all year and a half, you know, a year and a half, two years of movies. So I was going through and finding all sorts of movies. And so I had to like, you know, an additional like 50 movies, but I have about 300 DVDs that I've purchased and have not watched yet. Yeah. And that's the other thing is I've got tons of movies and well, that's kind of my point is that not only do I have a bunch of movies that I've watched, I am in the process of reading a book that I'll probably talk about on a future episode, but we redid the office today. I found books that I bought years ago that I've never read, really, that it makes me a little sad that I'm like, I can't believe or that I've read halfway through and then must have put down because there's books, marks in the bookmarks in the middle of them. So I'm curious as to, you know, how much of your time is utilized with other media, like TV or like books, video games, you know, we rock rock, not rock band. What the hell do we have? Guitar hero. All that sort of stuff versus television because I'm finding I'm watching less and less TV. The stuff that I'm watching, I really like, but I just don't have as much time for it anymore because I have all of these other things that are taking up my time. I watch very little TV. I watch like four shows and then and usually the four shows that I watch, I end up fast forwarding through so much of them that it doesn't much matter. Yeah, I mean, I watch very, very little broadcast TV. That's me. Very little broadcast TV. Yeah. I mean, I'll watch, I mean, I have a lot of DVDs that I'll watch, but not a lot of broadcast like as it's airing kind of stuff anymore. Well, Top Chef just ended, so I, but then America's Next Top Model starts Wednesday, so that'll be one that I start watching. Yeah, so you're replacing one for the other. Yeah, I'm, yeah. I'm trading one. I mean, I watch Biggest Loser. I watch the L word, which only has two more episodes than it goes off. And, you know, I hit or miss every once in a while, something it'll show up that I find interesting and that I'll record and then I'll get to it eventually. And that's just it. I mean, you know, for blackbuster.com, I can watch Pushing Daisy's, which I never got to watch. And I never even thought it was a great show. Oh, yeah. And I can download the first season of it. So I will still get to watch it. I added to my queue all of the office seasons because, you know, I love the office now, but I'm definitely Johnny come lately with that where I started watching it later on. So I just, at this point, it's kind of like why bother watching TV shows? Well, I'm a big reader and I remember when you went, and I remember you going through a phase about a year and a half ago where you would buy a book, and then three days later, I'd say, what'd you do? And you're like, oh, I went to Barnes and Noble, and I got a book, and I'm like, but did you finish the last one? And you were like, oh God. No. Yeah. I mean, I, you know, I have the David Sedaris book is still sitting on my shelf. I love David Sedaris and I just can't bring myself to pick it up because I feel like I've got so many other things. Let alone podcasts. I was really behind on podcasts for a while, and I just forced myself to catch up on everything. But see to me, if you have to force yourself to do it, then I don't know. Some things. Yes. And then other things I just think, no. Well, and when I say force myself, it's not like, you know, there were a couple of things that were kind of torture to watch or listen to, but sorry, Ricky. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's, that's the big joke on that's what she said. Did your emails to know Ricky know, Ricky absolutely knows that I adore him. Him, not the show. Exactly. No. I'm short up, but, you know, I kind of over the mindset that if I downloaded, I have to listen to it, you know, that's just kind of my thing. I used to be that way, like on Tivo and stuff too, but now, like I have those last five episodes of pushing daisies that they aired. I know about the DB when it comes out. Why waste the time now? You know, so I'm like, I just deleted them and I used to not be able to do that. Why? We just caught up on all of our ugly baddies and that's a show that while there's parts of it that I still very much enjoy. Yeah, that's, that's one that's slowly and actually I don't even mean slowly. It's rapidly. I'm just kind of getting over that. Yeah. I mean, Baba Lu sits next to me all the time and he keeps saying, how does she keep her job? That, thank you. I just, I, there's so many things about that show that are completely, I mean, obviously the show is unrealistic, but there's so many things about that show that just make me go, come on. I mean, I love the campy ridiculous, you know, like the birth, the birth of the baby. The birth of the baby. That's true. Was hysterical. Was hysterical. Ridiculous. You know, those type of things are what I expect from that show to be ridiculous, but the whole idea that, you know, the owner of a multi million dollar corporation is divulging personal family secrets to a secretary. No. Yeah. That's one I just don't know. And now that I've heard all those kind of rumors about America for, for era, whatever name is. Yeah. She has gotten to be this diva and you can kind of tell that no one really likes working with her. They say she's a nightmare on set. Yeah. Well, that was the whole reason that they went, they like sort of closed down the set for a while. Yeah. And they pretty much told her if your, if your attitude doesn't change, we just won't start the show back up again. Now that's a rumor, of course, but you know, it makes a lot of sense because she is in like scenes with no one else anymore. She's on these loyal adventures that don't involve any of the rest of the character. I mean, at least the first half, I haven't watched these last few episodes yet, but oh my gosh. It just show doesn't make a lot of sense to me anymore. What's that? No, I know. But as far as like actual like a written show that's new and current, I don't, I don't watch any of them. The only show that, you know, these, you know, I watched, like I said, Biggest Loser. I'm, I, I cannot think of one show that is scripted that I watch Fringe, Bones and Battlestar. I'm pretty much what I'm down to for scripted shows. Yeah. I, the Battlestar is one that I need to add to my queue because I heard nothing but great things about that. And I know that Kevin and Michael are watching it and Ryan and Jason watch it and, and they just all think it's, they all just think it's great. And ER. And ER? Well, even ER, isn't ER coming to an end pretty soon? ER is going to be over in a couple of weeks. And it, I actually am about four episodes behind on ER and while I hear that they're really great, it kind of, every, the last few episodes when I, I tier up at least once every episode because I know that it's getting ready to finish up. And I know that the last, the last two shows, which apparently the girl from Gilmore Girls is going to be on the last two episodes. Or the daughter. Yeah, she's going to play like, I guess the, an intern that's starting on the last day of the series. Alexis Bladell. Yeah. So I just, I just saw that tonight on the Osiello files, which I know that, I know that Rodan like loves them and I'm actually starting to fall in love with those columns online too. Yeah. Actually, Osiello is pretty much the only one I read now anymore. So I love Osiello. Yeah. He's got Caterpillar eyebrows. Anyways. I think that all of this nonsense as far as like television and movies and books and everything. Do you think that it's because we are all with Twitter and Facebook and my space have become so completely narcissistic that doing anything else but, you know, talking about what we're doing on all these different formats is become first instead of finding alternate entertainment? I think so. I think you're asking podcasters that. Well, no, I, I'm a podcaster. I've never twittered in my life, I've, you know, have an updated my Facebook since I think the first week of January and, you know, my space is an absolute null and void issue with me. I, I don't, I personally don't understand, you know, the, I don't understand why anyone cares that I'm baking cupcakes. I mean, I think it's really cool Facebook finding people I went to high school and college with and people I used to march with and stuff. I think that's cool. But there are people who update their Facebook things like every 25 minutes, every hour on the hour. And I'm thinking, if you have enough time to do that, perhaps a hobby. I don't know. I don't know. It's bizarre to me. I think it's just gotten to the point of, you know, like I said, to finding somebody that used to go to school with and saying, hi, how's it going? It's nice to catch up with you and, you know, that, that's cool. I get that. But this completely narcissistic, the twittering and the, I, I don't, I personally don't get it. In fact, there was a big thing wrote in when the mayor or the, I mean, the governor of Louisiana, you know, came on after Obama that there were senators and governors sitting in the state of the union or the quasi state of the union that were twittering. Now, here he is talking about fiscal responsibility and personal responsibility and these people are sitting and twittering. I'm sorry. I just think that that is ridiculous and well, it's, it's become so much of a point where it's not even MTV's fault anymore. We're like, so we have fractional attention spans. Well, I know I do have a, or, you know, it goes back to our system. We have got, you know, fractional attention spans combined with self inflated egos and, you know, I mean, that's what we podcast, but so we can hear ourselves talk. Well, but even in the podcast, sometimes we say things and Taylor says, say it for the podcast. I'm just talking to you. No, I know, but the whole, the Facebook, MySpace, I think we've decided that we were going to go completely offline for a week, which is going to be interesting, but we have to do it over spring break, obviously, since the girls do homework and stuff. But I'm kind of anxious to see what happens because I know I, like I said, the Facebook, MySpace, you know, I've never twitted in my whole life. I would have no idea how to do that. But I think the girls are going to have a hard time. I know the little less Huffington is going to have a very hard time with, with no computer or anything like that. Well, I mean, they've, they've grown up with that. That's going to be, that, that's going to be very interesting for them. But I think that I think, I think it's a good idea for us. For everybody, once in a while, to get out of their comfort zone. And I know the first thing that I do every morning is I turn on my computer and I, I check, you know, I check, I check my stuff and, you know, there's been mornings that I've been late for work because I've been busy, you know, checking Facebook. That's not the first thing you do in the morning. First thing you do in the morning is you masturbate. Get real. Yeah. I have a Cuban boyfriend for that. Thank you. Oh, that's true. You haven't masturbate you for? I haven't. That's my. You too. Service me. Yeah. And anyway, yeah, I'm going to get in trouble for that one. That's right. That's, that's going to be where halfway, when he's listening to the episode, I know exactly who part will beat you when he turns and looks and he goes, really, really? But I think it's good for everybody to get out of their comfort zone and, and that sort of thing. Now, I also enjoy doing Facebook updates, but I try and do ones that are kind of funny, just as a. Well, like one a day or two a day, but you know what I'm talking, I mean, obviously, people who, if you're on your computer, you check your Facebook and you're doing something and you type it in. That's one thing. I literally have people who are friends on my Facebook that update their Facebook, you know, Taffy is fill in the blank every 30 minutes, every hour. They write in Taffy as a bitch, every 30 minutes? Yes. Yes. It's exactly what they type in. Wow. I just, I don't know. Yeah. Thanks. That was nice. But at least they're thinking about you every 30 minutes. Well, well, that is true. And that's really all that matters. Yeah. No, I just, I don't know, maybe it's just me. No, I think there's a point to that because I decided earlier tonight that because after looking, I broke up, um, I kind of went back and I joined all the, you know, online kind of man sites like manhunt and Adam for Adam and stuff and bare for his back on the market, boys. Well, yeah. And then after about two weeks of this shit, I'm done. I'm done. I didn't. He's off the market, boys. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you need to have the music of what your name again? No. No. I was going to say, are you going to tell us that you hooked up with somebody on the, you know, Rodan needs an ass party.com. Rodan. No, I've, I've decided that I, I just, I can't, I can't do it. And I'd rather go to the gym more or clean or do anything but be on those sites anymore. I just, I can't do it. Well, and, and there's a lot of the sites that we all use like Twitter and Facebook and that sort of thing. Everything else, people will get tired of them. There'll be something new going on and you know, you just kind of, you just sort of move away from it. I like Facebook and that, I mean, last week I met up with somebody from high school that I haven't seen in over 20 years. And it was great. And it was great. I mean, you know, I got to hang out and, you know, this was somebody that actually about five minutes into hanging out with each other. We sort of looked at one another and went, you and I never really talked in high school. I mean, it was great that, I mean, if anything else that you've got sites like this that are willing to bring together people that didn't necessarily, you know, kind of remember one another and, you know, you get past all of the high school bullshit and all that sort of stuff. I mean, obviously for us now now people that are in high school, they're still going through the high school bullshit. They just got Facebook as an extra layer of things to use. But it was just really nice to reconnect with somebody and, and I've got other friends that are coming to Disney over the next couple of months that I'm going to be visiting with and including a friend of mine from high school and who married a friend of mine from elementary school. Yeah, you were saying that. Yeah, and I actually, he works for the airport that I flew out of when I went home a couple of weeks ago and I got to see him for the first time since sixth grade. It was awesome. Yeah. It was just, it was just really, really neat. I was, I was really pleased. Yeah. I actually created a personal Facebook account because all of a sudden I started to have people from previous jobs and from high school, like contacting me out of the blue. And so I created personal and it's like, you talk to these people and they remember you as something you don't remember yourself as. Yeah. People mentioned like, you know, I hung out with the popular group and everything. I was like, dude, I was like the lead, you know? I always, like they're internalizing. It was like, I had a miserable high school experience, so it's, it's always kind of weird to kind of see other people's perspectives on those things. I can see that. I personally loved high school and I, you know, I didn't have a bad high school experience, but I, I'm surprised that as many people, you know, it's one of those things where you think, well, if I remember them and then you always say, you know, hi, this is, and they're like, oh my God, I totally did it. I totally remember you and this, this, this, this, this, they go through a list of things that you did with them and you're like, oh, yeah, no, I've been that way. I've been that way a lot. I'm like, I, I don't remember. Did I, did I even talk to you? Exactly. I'm just like, you know, we remember when we were at so-and-such as graduation party and you did this and we were there and you said this and I'm going, I would never, I didn't even realize to leave it there. Oh, that's so cool. You know, but I don't say that, but I'm thinking to myself, I. You went down on me? Hey. You came in my mouth. What? I, I have not really looking up previous tricks. Well, there's, you don't have, you don't have enough hours in the day to be looking up previous tricks. I mean, come on. That's why he's not watching TV. Get real. No, I'm worse. I'm watching TV while playing on my laptop at the same time because I'm getting a blow job. Right. Because he's multitasking. He's multitasking. God. Well, that's one of the reasons that I, I got rid of having a portable phone for a long time was that very reason of multitasking because I knew when I was on a portable phone, I was, I was, you know, at first it seemed like a brilliant idea. I could be on a portable phone and still be, you know, getting stuff done around the house and going here and doing this. And then it dawned on me that I was doing none of it very well. I wasn't, I wasn't giving my attention to the person I was talking to and I was doing a shitty job with whatever chore I was doing. So if you have a stationary phone, it forces you to stop what you're doing, focus your attention on the person you're talking to. Oh, I can, I can be doing like work email and chatting online and like have three or four like Yahoo conversations going or, or aim conversations going and be watching a TV show on, on like DVD or something. But if you ask me to talk on the telephone while doing anything else, I'm completely dumbstruck. I'm like, uh, yeah, it's horrible. Well because you've got time to react with things against the messages. Right. And it's expected for you that if you send somebody a message, you know, unless you're dating a psycho, like the sprout that you're not going to necessarily get an instant response that usually people know, well, they're probably talking to a couple of other people at the same time. So you just sort of wait. Yeah. And that's the thing with texting. Like for the girls, I have, I'm starting, I'm starting, we're starting to, um, wean them off of texting unless they're texting us about, you know, I'm on my way home or whatever. Because the art of conversation, you and I are oracle people. We talk to people. We, we have inflection in our voices. We know when someone is being funny because of the sarcastic tone in their voice. If you text something, there is no, there's no emotion behind the texting. You know what I mean? You have no inflection in your voice. You don't know how it's being delivered. You don't know if it's a joke or if it's funny or if it's humorous or if it's serious or, you know, you can say, oh, I, you know, you got your hair cut or, oh, you got your hair cut. Oh, you know what I mean? And we're trying to wean them off the texting. If you, if you have something to say to somebody, pick up the phone and tell, I can call them. Stop the incessant texting, which is starting to get a lot better around here, which is good because there was a good chance little less Huffington was going to lose her phone at some point. Well, now I have, like, I have coworkers texting me and I have, like, you know, people texting, it gets really confusing really fast. I'm always afraid that I'm going to like text something inappropriate to the wrong person, which someone did to me not too long ago, like, text it, like he meant to be texting his wife and he was texting me instead. What did he text you? I was like, really? He asked me if, like, we were going to dinner later and he said, love you. It's like, okay, I love you too. Thank you. Well, I mean, like, I see a purpose in texting just on stupid things. I mean, I text Taylor yesterday, something completely ridiculous, just because it was funny, you know, I was sitting in a choir competition on Friday and I text him, I need you to do me a favor and he texts me back, kill you, I guess. I mean, that's one thing, but, you know, the girls can, they literally, they have laid beside their friend at sleepovers in the same bed, we've told them, you know, lights out, no more talking, and they've laid and text each other, laying beside each other. Okay, that's ridiculous. Of course it is. I mean, that's what I'm saying. I know that I hear these stories of these parents who get these, these ridiculous bills for text messaging where they sent, you know, 14,000 texts, how is it even possible in one month? I mean, unless they're just doing nothing but texting and I just, I refuse to let it get to that point. No, I just, I don't know, unless they want to text me. That's about it. That's, that's going to end in that. Well, speaking of messages, speaking of sending people messages, I was very fortunate that I won a contest that in both sending a message to the community about the Stars and Tartons podcast. Yay. Yeah. I got a $25 Amazon dot Amazon dot com gift card. Nice. What are you going to buy? Nessa and there. I've already bought it. I've already used it. Oh, what'd you buy? And I wanted to, I wanted to just that way, Nessa knew and that everybody in the world knew because, you know, it's, you're all not able to sleep at night unless you know what I'm buying on Amazon.com. Well, that is true. I bought the new Barefoot Contessa cookbook, which I thought was kind of fitting because, you know, Nessa enjoys the Barefoot Contessa, I think. I think she likes Barefoot Contessa. So she's the Barefoot Canessa? She's the Barefoot. Well, she was the, she's used to be the Barefoot Contessa. Oh. How? I also bought, I bought that, you know, in honor of Nessa and I bought the third season of Wonder Woman in honor of the fact that I like to take it up the butt. Excellent. I would have thought because of the whole wristband thing, too, like bondage, the lasso, kind of. That's like the joke, the joke about that Superman was flying around and the invisible man or something. I don't know. Okay. Well, thanks for killing the punch line right before we, we've all heard it. It doesn't matter. I was. Thank you, Nessa. You're a baby. I'm halfway through the third season of Wonder Woman. It is painful. Oh, I'm sure it's painful and by painful, of course, it means hilarious. We'll have to come up with like a Wonder Woman drinking game and yeah, and post it on the blog or something. I don't know. Wonder Woman drinking game. Yeah. Every time she, you know, spreads your legs, puts your hands on her hips, stands there. Take a shot. Yeah, she doesn't do that very often. All Linda Cartery in the, in the season three, she like barely ever becomes Wonder Woman. That bitch. Linda Cartery. Well, you know, she's Diana Princeton. I would love to be Linda Cartery. Linda Cartery is still fine. She's hot, but I meant just, you know, the act of being Linda Cartery. She's the principal and sky high and yeah, she's, she's pretty. I like to think that I go through life being Linda Cartery. You do honey. What will Linda Cartery do? What would that right? What would Linda Cartery do? That's the other title. What would Linda, I asked myself, what would Linda Cartery do? Linda Cartery would wrap it up. Yeah. I think she should say you bitches been talking too long. Yeah, let's, let's, let's wrap it up this week. Um, well, thank you all very much for downloading episode 94 of Pot as my co-pilot. We kind of had a serious episode this week. It wasn't necessarily a, it wasn't a whole lot of funny. There was some funny parts. Stop, stop making excuses for it. Excuse the point. I'm not. No, I'm not making excuses. It just was kind of we, we, we, we, that's with the show in the beginning. I just listened to the very first thing that I posted on iTunes of where I said we were going to talk about our lives. We were going to talk about, you know, all sorts of stuff. And this definitely would fall under the all stuff category. Not every show can talk about goatsies. Exactly. Exactly. But before we wrap up, I do want to wish a very, very happy birthday to the Silver Fox of podcasting. He's fine. He's fine. And he's old. Wow. He's, his little old ass is fine. It's age. Just like a fine. He's a fine old ass. He's a fine old ass. He's a fine old ass. He's a fine old ass. He's a high fly in ass. And forever in peace may his ass. Wave. Oh, he's the emblem of the fact I love. I think Michael should be art for this episode. No, we can't. He's been art before. He's not going to be art. And then we need to get, you know, permission and all that sort of stuff. No. We have to have, we have to have the rights to use this image. Yes. Yes. I have the right to use this image for mass betorial missions. Emissions? What does it come out like a green toxic fume? Yes. You're in ass. You're going to be punished for this episode. I can just tell you now, but that's fine. All right. Go ahead. Wrap it up. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165. Be our friend on MySpace, which is MySpace.com/potismicopilot. And be sure to join our group on Facebook. If you, you know, have a few minutes when you're not sending ever messages on Twitter or anything like that. And the name of that group is okay. So I love potismicopilot. What? The directed DVD Wonder Woman movie comes out this week. What? What? We're wrapping up the show. Now you're talking about the Wonder Woman TV movie. I'm just letting you know. I it. Well, thank you. Well, thank you for letting me know. Because the more you know, bum, bum, bum, bum. All right. I am going to go and I am going to take a big swig of day quill. Night quill. Night quill. Whatever. I don't know. I'm going to get high. This is Taylor. Hey, Taffy. And Rodan. No, I'm probably my, I couldn't hear you just said. So, and Rodan. Bye-bye. Jesus. Good night. Good night. Goodbye, everybody. You're insane. You've been listening to potismicopilot with Taylor the Latte boy. Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. I have to go change my underwear now. See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING] (upbeat music) [ Silence ]