Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 91 - A Tiara, Stilettos and No Top, or What Is Your Trickiversary?
Babaloo joins Taffy and Rodan as they talk about The Super Bowl, Ewoks, And Broken down cars. Oh, and someone has gas. And it's not who you think.
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Hi, this is Jan Brady and I was just listening to your podcast and I just had to call up and correct you and say that my boyfriend's name was not Phil Glass. Phil Glass is a scary avant-garde composer. My boyfriend's name was George. George Glass. So fuck you all. It's all about Taylor's balls. It's all about Taylor's balls. They're the most important things to be. And if I had Taylor's balls, yes if I had Taylor's balls, what a happy listener I'd be. There's the show that's really hot. Callpot is my co-pilot. Taffy and Rodan are really great. But there's something dear to me and I know that you'll agree. There are two things I've been wishing for. It's all about Taylor's balls. It's all about Taylor's balls. They're the most important things to be. And if I had Taylor's balls, yes if I had Taylor's balls. So who wants to introduce the show? You. I did the last show so you do this one. What show number are we on? We're on 91 because this is the year the Taylor graduates. Wow. That's going to be our cover art. It's his graduation picture. Can't wait to see that. It's peachy. Oh okay. We're recording now so don't forget he'll hear all this. I have nothing negative. I have to say he was shaped like a peach. I said is peachy. He has peach fuzz. He has peach fuzz. How's that? All right go ahead Rodan. Before we get into lots of trouble. Thank you for downloading episode 91 of POD as my co-pilot with your host Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Olad Chickens. And filling in for Taylor the Lotte boy. We have the ever lovely or hairy Babaloo. Hello. Lovely. And this is Rodan. Yay. Yay. In case you didn't know Rodan right now apparently there's a football game going on where we live. I know I was watching it. I was too. And it was like there was like 38 seconds left and I'm like holy crap I have to go because it's ten o'clock. No. It was wait so were the Steelers still winning? I know this is good. No the Steelers are not winning the Cardinals are winning by three right now. That's why I was like holy cow. Let me tell you we were in Tampa today. Actually we were in Orlando today and then we hit it perfectly. We left here about 11.30 so we got kind of ahead of the madness and then we came home and came through Tampa at around 7.30. Because kickoff was at like 6.20. So we actually timed everything really well and but man let me tell you something. They said that the traffic was a freaking nightmare around noon in Tampa. Yeah that's why I stayed home. But apparently last night at Capitol Grill over by the international mall all the Baldwin brothers including Alec were having dinner. Nice. Wait all the Baldwin brothers talked to each other? I thought most of them did. Well I think a friends of ours were there and apparently four of them were there. I don't know how many there are. I thought there was only four so. But yes and apparently Alec wished her husband happy birthday because they had a big birthday party for him and I'm like Alec Baldwin is the god. Oh well that's cool. Was he drinking? I thought Alec Baldwin was not allowed to drink anymore. Tank just walked into the office and apparently Pittsburgh won which sucks because I'm not a big. Not to offend everyone in you know Pittsburgh especially Taylor who is I think is still currently in that vicinity. But stealer fans just seem to be really kind of crazy. Well they are. They're very crazy. Cardinal fans were a little more reserved and I just kind of wanted the Cardinals to win just because stealer fans are crazy. Every single stretch limo, stretch Hummer, stretch Escalade we saw today had big giant yellow and black flags all over it. I mean everyone you did not see one red thing anywhere and this is the Steelers if the Steelers won tonight it's their sixth Super Bowl which is a world record. Wow I did not know that. See that. I did not care for that. Again I am the jocular. It's sports. I know I'm sorry. I'm saying it's just for Lola because she's the only one that really probably going to care. But you never know. You're the butchess to the three of us anyway so that's why. Yeah well to me it's like Chinese Chinese Chinese you know when no need to be racist. It's boys in tight white pants. Why do the gays not understand this? Hey I choose my Super Bowl team if it's not Tampa Bay every year based on who has at least two people I like to have sex with. Exactly. And for me Pittsburgh unfortunately it is Roethlisberger and that other guy. Rothensberger and the other guy. I had it in my head a few minutes ago now it's gone. Yeah I don't know these people. By the way Taylor when you listen to this that sound you just heard was tank not me if that picks up and you can cut it out. I think Tank just I think his turkey leg from Disney is affecting him profoundly which is something he doesn't do very often. You went to Disney? Yes you knew we were going to Disney. You were invited to go to Disney. Did he know he was invited to go to Disney? Yes he most certainly did know he was. We discussed this on Friday and Tank just I mean Taylor discussed this with him before he left. No no no no but you said you were going to some party or something. I would have gone to Disney. You said well we probably might have to wear some prom dresses and I go trust me I will wear a prom dress because you were going to buy a prom dress. We have this on record that Babaloo just said I would try on prom dresses. Just for comedy. Video podcast listeners coming soon. Yeah right? Babaloo in his Kinsen. In his Kinsen tarot dress Babaloo has said it's a little prom dress. It's Kinsen Yeta. Whatever. Sorry. That is a video podcast waiting to happen. Our listeners demanded Babaloo and frankly we will give them what they want because I think secretly we're all kind of afraid of them. Some of them specifically so yeah. Now I'm excited. Let's see. What do you think? Is he a spring? Is he an autumn with his coloring? Do you see pink and ruffles and bows in his future or do you see more like a light yellow? Do you see backless? Is he? I see fuchsia. I see jelly bracelets. Decide ponytail. Tiara stilettos and no top. Tiara stilettos and no top. That is the title for episode 91. Tiara stilettos and no top. The Babaloo stile. Wow Babaloo. That's going to be his memoirs. Right there. Yeah. Wow. So Babaloo what are we not allowed to talk about tonight? Were you given a list? No. I'm sure he was given the face. He was all in a hurry and I guess he was too busy thinking about the trip to go up to Philly so he never gave me a list of what not to talk about. So it's a free for all really. Oh nice. Okay, so what have you been doing on your Taylor free weekend? Well, I could have gone to Disney today, but oh my god. But anyway, all I did pretty much was clean the house, just run around the house, do things. That was pretty much it. I'm sorry. You didn't go out to dinner for any night. Okay. Oh yes, we did. And I had a lovely time with Tank and Taffy for dinner and that was a great time. And actually the boy we went the whole entire Fox News team who's in town for the Super Bowl. They're all staying out at the Marriott that we went to and they had taken over the entire ballroom to make their VIP lounge. And apparently Alyssa Milano was eating in the bar, which we were talking about. We were like, what has she done lately after? Who's the boss? And I said, I think proactive commercials. She was in charm for like eight years. Charmed. Okay, but charmed ended what? Five years ago? Yeah, a couple of years. I mean, it went for like nine seasons. It went for a long time. Wasn't Shanna Doherty in that too? She was. And just like Nana, she got the boot. Well, they say she's very difficult to work with. She's the tailor of pot is my copilot. They say she's very difficult. She's very demanding. She's a diva. Wow, maybe Taylor should be called Shanna Doherty. He should be called Brenda. Taylor is Brenda. Wait, that means Babaloo is Luke Perry. He's Dylan. That's awesome. Oh, just without the hair. Without the hair. And you even have a scar over your eyebrow like Dylan did. Aww. I know. That was a funny story. When you asked me, how did you get that scar? And I was like, well, tell our listeners. It was mid-1980s. I was waiting for my mom's novella to finish. Her Spanish novella. Running in towards the room and hit my head against the television set. Why did you run into the television set? Well, here's the thing. My mom's novella was done. I was a little kid. After her program, I guess a certain program was on that I wanted to see. So when I heard the ending credits of that TV show, I'm running towards the bedroom and I trip over my sister who, at that time, she was like one year old. And I hit my head against the television. And this television is a 1970s White Tux television. So I hit my head across and I put my hands on my face. And my mom was like, what's wrong? What's wrong? She sees blood running through my fingers. She thinks my eyes poked out. Oh, okay. So what freights out what geeky cartoon were you trying to watch that you almost lost your eye? It was probably that gem. You know what? I think it was that TV show about the Ewoks. TV show about what it's called. Do you remember what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? That made for TV movie about the Ewoks? I can't remember what it's called. You know what I'm talking about, right? I do know what you're talking about. I think that's what it was. I know. Wow. You are a big old geek. You have taken the show to a new level of dorkdom. I know. Take it to, you know, leave it to me. Sorry about Riley Bark in there. Was there a little girl on it? Yes. Yes. Because they like lost their parents in a shuttle crash or something. Wasn't it called Ewoks? Yeah, something weird like that. Isn't like Ewoks the name of the show? Hold on. I believe it is. Ewoks, hold on. Tanks telling me no. That this is actually a cartoon. No, they had a actual, it was a live action. No, no. Ewok thing. I swear it was like on ABC or something. Yeah, and I think they made like two of them or something like that. Maybe two of them. Did you even make it to a whole? No, it wasn't. It was like they were like special or something after we turned the Jedi. Right. Wow. Well, I just typed in TV show in Ewoks and it came up, "Caravan of Courage" and Ewok adventure. I think that's it. 1984. It says, "Airing on ABC November 25th, 1984." That's gotta be it. He said it's mid-80s on ABC. Yeah. "Caravan of Courage." You know, 1984. Oh. It was bad. This is Ewoks, the battle for indoor. That was the second one. Yep. This is horrible. It was Star Wars nacho cheese. Star Wars nacho cheese. The children are found, wait, are we ready? Here we go. The children are found by the Ewok. After Mace tries to kill them, the Ewoks subdue him and take both of their children to the Ewoks home. Really? They were made for kids. We were kids at the time. I was a child, too, but I don't recall watching this. Well, of course, I was too busy watching the Brady Bunch reruns for the 5,000. You were too busy getting letters from boys. Baba Luca that made him laugh very hard. Oh, my God. That made me laugh really hard. There's a Wookiee Pedia. What the hell is that? Oh, I don't know. That sounds scary. Hold on. A Wookiee Pedia. Wookiee is Chabaka. A Wookiee is what? Wookiee is Chabaka. There is a Wookiee to English translation encyclopedia. Oh. I'm clicking currently. I'm closing this entire window because this whole thing very scares me. That sounds funny. My brain cells are dying. My brain cells are dying. My cool factor just went down to zero. Rebuild, rebuild, rebuild. I'm like ours who's now barely gone up to zero. When mine was only like a four to begin with, don't. And so what's been going on with you, Miss Taffy? Well, besides being a Disney World and besides going to out to dinner with Tank and Babaloo and getting the children ready for the five million different ridiculous activities they have coming up in the next two weeks, very little. I did walk around Disney World without any aid of wheels or crutches or anything like that. Very nice. So that was good. Yes. Yes. That was nice. I was a couple of times I was thinking I was the angle at Space Mountain to walk up and down to get into the ride was a little just odd. But the park was empty and, I mean like Buzz Lightyear was ten minutes. Wow. Cool. You know, you can walk on to virtually everything and it was really nice. It was a beautiful day. Everything here is fine. The weather has been glorious, which I love. I love it when it's cold enough to wear a sweatshirt, but you're not. Of course, the people who are listening to us in, you know, Kentucky, Ohio, anywhere in the northern region are probably going, fuck you. You know, when our high today was 68. What about you, Rodan? How's your weather over there? Oh, here in the Munro. It goes from like 41 day to 75 the next and back and forth repeatedly. So you never know what to wear when you go outside. I've never been, like, living in Florida, you get spoiled by the whole. It's always going to be 80 degrees and, you know, any variation from 80 degrees means it's either winter or summer. But that you're absolutely right. I mean, it's just like there's no in between. You may have, like, under 80 and you may have, you know, 100. But, you know, it's pretty much you could always get away with wearing shorts pretty much every day in Florida. Yeah. And here you have to, like, check the weather and then check with the weather. It's going to be in, like, two hours because I'm not used to the whole fact that the high could be in the morning. Well, we're supposed to have ugly weather tomorrow, which is not good because Taylor flies home. Tomorrow being Monday, it's supposed to get, it's supposed to have thunderstorms in the afternoon. But Wednesday here, like, today the high, like I said, was 68. Wednesday the high is only going to be, like, 51. Really? That's the high. Yeah, the low was, like, 34. Nice. I know. So it's weather weather for one day. It's sweater weather. It's sweatshirt weather. I love it. And you know what I have found? And, you know, drum used, I remember when drum lost a lot of weight a couple years ago and he got cold a lot easier, a lot quicker, which I know that that makes sense. And this is the first winter, pretty much of my entire life, I have ever really truly been cold. Yeah. Like where I'm sitting in the house and I have on sweatpants and a sweatshirt and I'm like, "Jesus, my God, how cold is it?" And my children were looking at me and go, "Finally, you realize when we're telling you we're freezing to death, and you know, it's still 70 degrees in the house." And I'm like, "Oh my God, it's so cold in here." Well, you've lost, like, a person cuddling you all the time. But I never realized that, I never realized it would have made me that much more susceptible to coldness. Yeah. That and the fact I walk around my house naked, maybe that's... You know. I'm just kidding. Yeah. No, I realize that too, when I lost a few years back, I lost maybe almost 80 pounds. I gained it all back pretty much, but I do know that feeling that you get just much, much more colder. But then I think that it's going to be a good thing when it's summer, so then I won't be as hot. Does that make sense? Yeah, hopefully. I think you end up just being as hot. Thanks. It's just that the cold gets to hit faster. But you don't feel gross, and you don't sweat, and you don't go out of breath and stuff like that. That was hot. That was hot. I think that's more a measure of your cardio fitness than necessarily how much you weigh. When we were at Gay Days last summer, I walked from the entrance, not the ticketing and transporting, but from the entrance to Magic Kingdom over to the wilderness lodge in, you know, June. Yeah, that was stupid. No, it wasn't stupid because it was two miles, which I was used to walking anyways. I got there before you guys did, and it was okay. I wasn't huffing and puffing and trying to kill myself, and it was hot as hell at Gay Days last year. Yeah, it was, and it was very, very humid too, so it was like you could cut the air out of, you know, cut the air and eat it. When you can take your hand and wipe it through the air and lick it and it tastes like salt, you know that shit is hot and humid. So, Rodin, I believe that Babaloo will be joining us this year in the Gay Days. Hell yeah, like you said, "Bitch better take me to Gay Days." "Bitch better take me to Gay Days." Wow, huh? I think, like you said one in the previous episode, "Bitch, take me to Gay Days." And then I believe there's a chance Rodin may have a guest. Am I too soon in saying that? No, I mean, I've asked him to set the date, if you will, for that time here. I'm just hoping I'll be able to get off of work. That's ultimately my concern at this point, because we're busy. So, I'm assuming, yes, that he'll want to go. However, I'm having all sorts of weirdness with the lucky right now, so I don't know, we'll see. No, dear. Yeah, and part of it's my fault because I'm working so much and it makes me all crazy. Because, you know, when you don't get time to relax and kind of reset, you know, every so often, you get to that point where it's like everything bothers you and you just, you know, must become paranoid. Well, I was going to say, you're paranoid and you're edgy. Yeah, yeah. I'm probably more edgy and aggressive right now than anything else. Which can be good sexually. Yeah. Yeah. It's the aggression button. Come on. Yeah, lucky we're here, believe me. He'd be getting a lot of aggression. Did you just hear Babaloo quietly? Babaloo quietly underneath the red one. Aggression rape. Well, aggression rape is what you said. Yeah. We apologize. My co-pilot did not encourage aggression rape, please send your emails to Babaloo. Yeah, you're going to need your own email address for that kind of commentary. Yeah, it's going to say because I got in so much trouble, I don't know, probably eight months ago. I made the comment where, of course, we were laughing and being inappropriate and I went, rape is fun. I got the emails. So, and it was a quote of something someone else had said, boy, did I get in trouble. We're not, we're not laughing at the sentiment. We're laughing at the fact that Tef got in trouble for you. Exactly. And now we're laughing at the fact that Babaloo will. Of course. Yes, we are. So, you know, so it's made me a little bit crazy, you know, in all fairness. So, I don't know. Is it making him crazy? I think a little bit. I mean, he's, I think the moving in together conversation may have been a bit too fast. So. You'll think. Hey. Hey. Not with love. Not with love. I know. But it's tough right now because we're long distance. So, I mean, it doesn't seem that way, but he's an hour and a half away. So, he's your part time lover. Exactly. So, I don't know. So, you know, we're in that kind of weird funk-ness and I don't know. We'll see how it goes. Now, do you date anyone else but him? No. Or are you pretty much exclusive? No, that's good. How long have you guys been going out? It'll be four months in a couple weeks. Well, you know. Yes. Never mind. No, you guys. Oh, no, no, no. You started. You have to finish it now. Yeah. No, you know, Taylor and I moved in pretty much around three or four months. Oh, believe me. If you ask him that question, Taylor says it was six months. Six months. Yeah. As I say, he says six months. No, it wasn't. We all know that. Listen, we've had this conversation. April, May, June, July, August, September. Oh, yeah. As I say, he says it's six months because we've all asked him that. It was six months. And I've challenged him. But you guys agreed to move in much sooner than that. Oh, Bobaloo had his bags packed like week three. No question. No. Now, are you guys, you guys are coming up on a year pretty soon, aren't you? Yes. Yeah. Our anniversary. As I say. Taylor and I have this discussion about our anniversary. He thinks it's March 19th. I say it's April 10th. Okay. Well, he was writing about this. You guys were having threesomes before. You guys got together as a couple. Exactly. And I told him, no, it's April. April 10th is the date. Our anniversary start. Is the date that we really, you know, what is your sex of our story? What's your sex of our story? Are sex of our story? Yeah. What's the anniversary of the first time you're a trix? That's two weeks before they started dating. Yeah, right? Yeah, two weeks. Yeah. That's not, that's like, you know, the, the trick of our story. The trick of our story. Nice. That's only works. But he says, he says the anniversary is somewhere in March, which is a few days close to my birthday. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's because he just wants to buy one gift. This to the. Yeah, right. Exactly. I don't want them too close together. Anyway. Now I have heard, and I know that it is not a rumor that Baba Lou and Taylor want to go eat at the castle, which is not a euphemism for dining at the Y or anything. It's actually eating at the castle. I'm telling you people, if you want to eat at the castle, you better make the reservations like tomorrow. I know, but it's not, it's not easy because they want $200 right there to make the reservation. Oh, yeah. So say you have to pay when you make reservations. That is true. I forgot about that. So that's true. If we get the Disney, I know this is going to be boring for everyone else, but if we get the Disney diner card, which is around $40 or $50, then we could actually call in and make the reservation. But we haven't done that yet. What do you have to do? Otherwise, if you don't have the Donner's card, you have to like blow someone to make a reservation. Yeah. I was going to say that blow Mickey or something like that. If you know me, you don't have to have a reservation, but that's not the point. Of course, I'm not going to be with them on their anniversary either yet. So Rodin, this weekend, the latte, Babaloo, Huffington Clan are going to MGM and we're meeting up with the Q cast boys because Lollipop is going to sing at the American Idol experience. Wait, Lollipop sings? Yeah. Wow. I had no idea she sung. Yeah. I knew she was like, you know, cheerleader extraordinaire. I didn't realize she was also. Yes, she can sing, or at least she thinks she can. We of course always tell her, whenever she's practicing, we're like, is someone strangling a cat in her bedroom? I don't know. What was that sound? But no, she's pretty good. But so she's never like, you know, auditioned for like American Idol or anything. Well, no, you had to be 16 and she turned 16 this year. Yeah. And they only went to Jacksonville this year, right? Yes. And you can audition this year in Orlando. So she actually has a time slot, we don't have to do like the, you know, 45,000 people waiting in line. She, because at MGM, you can, you have to go online and register for a time slot. And she's, she auditions at noon. So we're all going to go up there and then we're going to have lunch with the Q cast boys. Nice. Yeah. I wish I could see you guys in the Q cast boys more often, and everybody else who lives in Orlando and Saint Pete and Tampa. You know how you can do that? Move here. Oh, I know if only, but if you moved here, then you'd be even further from lucky. So you have to look at it like that too. Yeah. Cause I don't think lucky to be all about living in the big city. You don't think so? He's already told me that he did not think that he could handle a big city. What? Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. Keep in mind, I mean, he's grown up in like a town of like 3000 people. So we don't live in Orlando. You live on the Alkserts of Orlando. That way, if you need something, you can drive 20 minutes and you'll be there. You can move to Lake Lynn or something. Pretty much all of Florida is generic at this point. I mean, you can't go. It's strip mall heaven. Yeah. I mean, you can't go 30, 30 minutes without running into a Walmart. Well, that's same here too, but you can't drive 30 minutes without running into a Macy's. So. Well, now, you know, I tell you, the new fascination here is a restaurant called Payway, which which I know Babaloo is the network. I've never been in one, but they are now sprouting up everywhere. Yeah. They started sprouting up in Boynton Fort Lauderdale right before I left. So it sounds like they took just a little bit longer getting over to the West side. West side. If you did a little saloon, we need a picture of that. That needs to be. Yeah. I need to do the gangster salute. No, I have to, speaking of gangster, you're going to appreciate this. Okay. You know, the widow Carlisle has a ridiculous sense of humor and she has a very small sense of humor, but she has a ridiculous one. So for Lollipop 17th birthday, I am making a compilation of, she has this one song she likes that's, it's a ridiculous, like, rap song, whatever. And so I'm, but she did this ridiculous dance to it and impromptu. So I'm getting all of her friends and everyone who, you know, her loved ones to do this dance. In fact, by the way, Babaloo Taylor already knows this and has something planned for you, but anyways. And so, and so my mother, the widow Carlisle, who again has no sense of humor. They sell at like certain stores down here, gum called grills, they're gum grills, right. And they have the metal grill that the gum comes in. Well, as you know, the widow Carlisle owns many, many large, ridiculous looking rings. So the end of the video, we bought one of those gum grills and my mother put it in her mouth and put all of her rings on and she smiles and tilts her head back and puts both of her fists in front of her face with all the rings on. It might be the funniest three seconds of video you've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's ridiculous is the fact that I even got her to do it. That is what's fabulous. Wow. Yeah. And then fortunately, that'll never be a video podcast. But again, it's fabulous. Yes. Oh my goodness. There's nothing else exciting going on this week, children. Well, I have a question. Shoot. Please. Something happened to me, something happened today to me at Walgreens when I went to get medicine because my tummy's all bothered. I was about to say, do you have a rumbly in your tummy, but more importantly, why do you sound like you're on a volume? You're like, you're like talking into the microphone all. Oh. Sexily. I like that. This is Babaloo. What are you wearing? Because I guess I'm setting the mood for my story. Okay. So it's a boat set. Excellent. It's more like a question. I'm walking out of Walgreens and this couple comes to me and says, and this couple comes to me, you know, it says, excuse me, sir, excuse me, and I go, yes. And I'm like, could you please give us a ride? They give me an excuse or something like that. They don't have any gas, their daughter, they have to, they had to pick up their daughter an hour ago. And the lady and the guy, they're dressed, they're dressed pretty average. They're not, they're not bums or anything, but I'm like thinking, hell no, I don't, and I told them, I don't know you. They don't have cell phones? Yeah. And I was like, do you want my cell phone? And they were like, no, no, no, we need to, we just want you to pick, you know, to take you, can you please take us to that house? It's on this street. Oh, no, no, no. Take them to an house. There's no way. Yeah. And I'm like, well, why don't you call them and get a cab? I gave them, it gave them, you know, like, examples, oh, we don't have any money, we're good people. Can you just please take us? And I'm like, sorry, I don't know you. And she got really angry and just, you know, stomped away with her husband and whatever. And at the moment, I felt guilty for like five seconds and maybe I should go back and take them and, and, you know, whatever, but I guess I shouldn't, right? No. I mean, if, I mean, I gave him examples, I gave him, not examples, I gave him, you know, ideas of what to do. Yeah. So he said, you could carjack me, you could hit me behind the head and I'd be dead and then you could take my car. Right. And they were like, say, we're good people. Look, look, here's our ideas. I was like, I don't care about your ID. That says nothing to me. Yeah. Although. I mean, were they? That's a, that's a catch 22 in my brain. I don't know. Yeah. There's part of me, well, actually there's a, there's a very large part of me that would have probably done the same thing you did. And then, but then there is a part of me that thinks, you know, if they had ID, honestly, there's a little part of me that probably would have walked back into the Walgreens and made a photocopy of their IDs and left them with a manager. If I do not call you in a half an hour, you know, I don't know. But you're, you're right to just, you know, the whole idea, first off, they wanted you to take them to a house. So that right there, I would have said no way to that. Plus it's Super Bowl Sunday. Super Bowl Sunday. Yeah. And there's not a living soul out on the road. So it's, you know, it's a ghost town right now when you go outside. Well, maybe that's why they saw they saw you. They knew you were driving. They hadn't seen anybody else. Right. Yeah. I mean, it's one of those either you were the only sucker on the road or you were the only kind soul on the road. Either way, well, I guess one way, one way you're going to end up, you know, without your car and without your wallet and the other way you're going to end up driving, you know, taxing these people around for who knows how long. Right. Yeah. Because once you picked up their daughter, then are you now taking them all back to their house? Right. Exactly. I was thinking the same thing. Are they going to put, yeah. But raped by a broom. I don't know. Get aggression raped. Did you say, but raped with a broom? But raped with a broom or something and I'd be like, no, well, I'm assuming you would not, you would somewhat enjoy the aggressive rape with the broom portion. However, no, I mean, Taylor, Taylor's only been gone for three days for God's sake. That long. No, I can, I can see where that would be a, that would certainly be something where there would be a part of me that would have went, God, I'm such a bitch, I didn't do that. But then there would be another part. If I came home and told Tank that I did that, he would have killed me. No. Yeah. See, for me, it's one of those where I would say no and then get my car and be like, and this is why I'm not murdered yet. Yeah. Well, you know, I did, I did pick up somebody at a bus, at a bus stop once. Well, for sex doesn't count. Well, that is true. No, we, it was, um, this was a long time ago. The little old Steffington was maybe, well, she was still in a car seat. So that's how long ago it was. And, um, it was pouring the rain. I mean, if you, you know what, Florida rains are like sometimes where it's, you can't see in front of you, the sky turns like that greenish, black, weird and it's like a sudden tsunami kind of thing. It's exactly what it is. And I was, I was sitting up in North Clearwater and there was this woman and she had about a two year old and what I would have guessed to be a newborn, except it ended up being about a six month old baby. And she was trying to keep them all three dry and I drove him in a van and I thought, I, I'm good conscious, I cannot let this happen. And I pulled over and I opened the door and I said, I have a car seat. I said, if you want to get in, you can't. I said, I know you don't know me. And she was, and you look on her face was for that two seconds of Jesus, you know, shaking the car with this woman. But then it was, it's pouring the rain. You have two kids get in the car and she got it. And the whole time she was there, you know, she had, she put, she did put the baby in the car seat. She, so she did strap them in and she sat in the back with her. She didn't come up to the front and she kept her purse really tight and on her lap and everything. And she just kept saying, you know, I really, really appreciate this. And I just told her, I said, you know what, I have two kids and I could, I couldn't let you sit out there in the rain. And she was like, I really, really appreciate it. She goes, you know, if, if I can pay you for gas and I was like, Oh God, please. And she only needed to go what essentially was maybe five miles, but on that bus would have taken her 45 minutes. And she just kept saying, you know, I really do appreciate this. I really do. But you could tell she was so nervous. I dropped her. I didn't, I did not take her to the, the house that she was going to because it was down, you know, a road. So I just took her to the end of the road because by that point, the rain had, it wasn't raining as hard and she did have an umbrella. So she got off and she thanked me and when she, and I, I called Tank and I said, you know, I have to tell you what just happened. And I was, I was borderline crying because it was just, I felt bad for her. And he was like, I can't believe that you put people in the car. I'm like, but she had babies to be like, I don't care. And I'm like, but what if it was me and the girls? And he's like, I realize that, but you put someone in the car, you know, and at that minute, I didn't, I didn't, I wasn't even thinking about that. I really wasn't thinking about it. And then once I got home, he was just like, you know, you, he goes, I understand why. And in this time, you know, everything was fine. But from now on, you can't do that. And I'm like, I didn't think that someone could kill me. And I'll tell her to stop. I don't know. I did, I did tell Taylor once, I told him that I was going to get a job and work for one whole year. And every penny I, I made, I was going to save to buy a car for somebody at a bus stop. Aw. I told him because when I couldn't, I couldn't drive for two, three weeks, big deal. And I hated having to rely on someone to take it somewhere. Oh, yeah. I said, you know what? Now, every time I pass a buying a bus stop, that's all I think is, oh my God, there's four people have to rely on somebody to get them somewhere. It's just awful. Yeah. That is never fun. It isn't. Actually, I used the Taylor taxi service for about two months. Is that what we're calling it these days? When I was in college, I think I was like two months without a car because my car blew up when I was driving home from, what kind of car? It was Ford Tempo. Jesus. I know, right? And it would, it would stop at every red light. It would like die. Right. I'd just say, did it go faster in reverse? Was it like a telltale sign of a Tempo? Yeah. You know, you know, every stop light I had to like, you know, press on the gas because otherwise the car would die. And if I, if it died, I had to like, you get it pushed over to the side and then blow air through the fuel pump. Of course you did. And then hook it back. I was like, it was one of these like, you know, pump air into like with a basketball pump. And then you had to walk around it three times. Yeah. Right. And one, one time I was driving home at three AM because I went to a bar in Tampa. I didn't pick up. So I'm like, I'll just go home. So I went all the way home, like Orlando home to visit my family for like, for the holidays or something. Because what's better than a quick fuck before you go home for the holidays? Exactly. Oh, dear. This isn't my much younger, much, you know, this was last year, Rodeon. Get real. Hosh, hosh. And so my tempo died at three o'clock in the morning, you know, it was like four o'clock in the morning at the Wendy's on bears or right, like right past bears, Avenue, bear ass, and like at the very end of Tampa, like the last exit before you like, there's no exits anymore. You know, and you're in the, you're in the wilderness. I said, say you were lucky. It was right there. Yeah. Well, apparently at that Wendy's there just been a shooting the night before, so I had a cop, you know, and so I was like stuck there and I just, it was cold. It was cold, Florida cold, not like cold, but I see here. And I just, I slept in the car and I call my dad like first thing in the morning, like, please come get me the car died. And then after that, once I got back to the same people school, I decided to go to work and stuff. So Taylor was very generous and like, pick me up and drop me off from work, like every day for like two months. He's a saint that one. Yes. So don't get me wrong. He made me pay for it for years and years afterwards. But he was very. To this day when you guys go to lunch, he'll say, are you buying me lunch? Well, tonight, because I drove you those two weeks, remember all the time, you had a good lunch. You had to go to work and I had to take time out of my busy schedule to haul your cheesy ass around. Did I ever get to thank you? Hell no. And you can't buy me a latte. I know. To speak. Do you realize, do you realize how much shit I'm going to get over that four seconds? Those four seconds would be excised from the audio track and then never see her again. Those four seconds, you know, I secretly think that every once in a while when I say something about him, he extracts it from the show and he's making a taffy file. So one day when I really push him off, he's going to go, guess what? And he's just going to play it to me and go, mm-hmm. That's one. That's two. He's going to count him off. And then I can do nothing but sit and cry. That's going to be exactly what's going to happen. I'm just going to go, I'm so sorry. And in general, that's one of the worst things about the show, I mean, because it's fun doing the show and it's everything. But this audio is out there forever at this point. Oh, yeah. So none of us can really run for president at this point. I think there are other things keeping all of us from running for president quite frankly. I'm really-- What are you talking about? No, my fear. Let me tell you what my fear about this show is. It's not someone finding out who I am. It's not someone finding out, you know, who the girls are, who tank really is. My fear of this show is that the six degrees of separation are going to somehow connect. And the actual John Goodman is going here an episode of the show, namely '69. And then we're going to get a letter that says, do your pot is by your pilot? Really? Actually, I really expected that about a year ago. There was about one year exactly what I expected. We asked to get a letter from John Goodman's people of saying you have to stop using his name because, you know, the idea, John Goodman shits in my hand, you know, that can't be out in the world. So that's the only person who I really fear about hearing this because I just think, you know, but they say he has a great sense of humor. So we're hoping. Well that, and he probably doesn't have people anymore. So that's probably the only thing that's saving us. And as we have said over and over, John Goodman is actually in the way we are speaking a female. Yeah. It's like John Atz Goodman. Well, biologically. Oh, yeah, those are the parts that are there. We just watched the video the other night of where Taylor asks our John Goodman if he can see her birth canal. Oh, he was a little drunk. Yeah. A little. Yeah, I don't think her dad saw those next last next time when you were home last time for Christmas. Did you see any of those videos? No, they don't sound very festive, though. I can assure you they're priceless. Oh, I'm sure about that. Have you been to the blog lately? I have not been to the blog in a couple of days now. Well, you need to see. I posted a picture and for our listeners who haven't been to the blog, you really need to go see this picture. It is of Tank and Taylor and Babaloo and Michael and Kevin from Qcast on New Year's Eve when we were all playing Guitar Hero. Oh, yeah. Oh. It's going to be the cover of their album. And I asked our readers to please pick out the name of their group. Would you like to hear some of the suggestions? I would love to hear some of the suggestions. I have to tell you, some of them make me giggle very, very loud. And Pat is a sick fuck. The first one is the Funky Jock Straps or the Krusty Jock Straps, three high rockers with the two gayest backup singers in the world. That would be Babaloo and Kevin. Straight and his gays, Tank and the Come Dumpsters, which again made me giggle, tragic, tragic grown children or the Time Suckage Five, The Body and the Gaze, the one that I personally put in, which is Circle Suck the Reunion, which I think should technically be the winner. But yeah, so what do you, you have to go online and see this picture and then choose the name because really, it's worth it. I did post a picture of Babaloo in front of the big giant Fox Topiary, too. Babaloo, you look very short. Well, the Fox thing is like 12 feet tall, though. Well, I know that's the problem, and Kevin is really tall. Who's Kevin? Oh, you mean Kevin from Kukest? Yeah. Yeah, he's talking about that picture. All of a sudden, it was like one of those panic moments, we're like, "Shit, were we not supposed to say his real name? Oh my God!" No. Yeah, I know we can. I know, but it was one of those, like, you're like, "Who, what?" Huh? What, where? So do you have any pop culture questions or things for us this week? I don't really. We're pretty much actually running out of time here. I know, that's why I was asking. I figured we needed to squeeze it in. I don't. I was going to talk about some of the Super Bowl commercials, but I had a couple of other thoughts and I need to write my thoughts down because I had something really funny to discuss and talk about, and I forgot it. Damn it, Rudy. For the life of me, I cannot bring it back to my mind. Well, what was the name of one of your favorite commercials from the Super Bowl? I think I liked the one with Ben Roth's Burger dancing. The Raffen's Burger dancing? Yeah, just because it was kind of funny. I will always side with the title white shirts. Wow. Football players and tight white shirts, how do you go wrong, really? Well, football players aren't necessarily, you know, athletic as much as they are kind of chubby. Think refrigerator parry. Nowadays, aren't they not supposed to be that chubby? When I skim through the Super Bowl today, and all I did was watch it just for two minutes, all of them looked pretty athletic, but like athletic thin. None of them seemed really at all bigger. To me, as you know, like before, they were much, much bigger. And I think there was some kind of, it correct me if I'm wrong, but I think there was some kind of rule that football players should be a little bit more healthy or a little more average body, not average, but much more slimmer. I don't know. Is that right? You might be right. There are big guys. I mean, there's no doubt about the big guys. You're right. Some players are still bigger than others. Right. What amazes me is that Tank played in high school, and we've been married almost 19 years. I've never seen him watch a football game ever on television. I mean, occasionally, like when the Super Bowls are here or if there's, you know, something because our daughters are sports fanatics to watch, especially, you know, obviously college bowls, but they were like, can we just leave Disney now? We have to be home before half time. Like what? Of two children yelling to get out of Disney so they can go watch a football game. So yeah, that was crazy. My favorite commercial from the Super Bowl, again, the Budweiser horses. I like the, the, the, the, where his grandfather came across the boat. Yeah. Yeah. Came across the boat. Oh. Yeah. There was a, there was the other one with the boss having the big moose head in his office. And then on the other side, and then on the other side is the worker with the moose's ass over his head. Yeah. That was very good. Very good. The havester. Did you hear that Denny's is going to be offering a free. Free? Yeah. Free is a free grand slam. Free grand slam on Tuesday, six to 11. I thought. Six to 11. So anyone who wants a free grand slam only have to use good Denny's. Well, and that's torture. I'm on vacation this week. So I'm going to go to Denny's. You know, bubble is going to go from one Denny's to the next Denny's to the next Denny's. That'll be brilliant. And someone will be having to roll them home after all that. That is genius. Oh, yeah. That's genius. Actually, after Denny's, don't you normally have a little bit of a gastronomical distress. So it may be like Denny's bathroom, Denny's bathroom, Denny's bathroom, Denny's, bathroom, Denny's. There you go. So you may come out. You may come out fitter. Exactly. If Denny's weight loss plan for five hours, do nothing but e-grants lands and then you're in the bathroom for the next three days, there's brilliant, brilliant. It's brilliant. And it's simplicity. Actually. Yeah, right. Okay. Okay. My fellow. The Denny's weight loss plan. My fellow co-pilots, it is time to wrap this shit up. You know what the problem is? What? Is that I can't say all the addresses. So you're going to make one of us be responsible. Should we be that mean to Babaloo? No. We'll come to that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let me try it. Let me. Okay. You do the blog. I'll do the rest. I'll try. Okay. You can come to our blog at WWW. I had to say it on the watch. Jesus. Pottsmycopilot.com. Oh, be our MySpace friend at MySpace.com/pottsmycopilot. Very good. You can join our Facebook group. Um. Maybe. Okay. So I love potters. Look at you. And you can call us at 206-202-5165 and tell us how fabulous we are and how much you love us because we love it. Yes. Oh, and thank you for everyone who's left us five star reviews over the last couple of weeks. We really appreciate it to balance out the two one stars that we got. But we're focusing on the positive and we have gotten like four or five new five stars, which is always wonderful and always appreciated. We always email each other and text us each other. We got another five stars. So it's very good. Yes. And the other thing is I think we didn't necessarily come out with an official position. But we appreciate leaving pot positions. Try a new position. I mean, we just don't want to be part of bashing any other podcast or bashing any other podcasters. So we can find enough other people to bash. We don't have to bash our own kind. Right. I mean, it's a very small inside community. So when, um. It's small and tight. It's ugly. It gets ugly. It's ugly. Oh. Small and tight. Sorry. You've lost me now. I'm lost on small and tight. Sorry. That's fine. We all are. All right. Well, listen, thank you all for listening and we'll see you next week. This is Taffy. And apparently I'm by myself. Yeah. Right. That's Taffy. Well, you have to go next because I have to be last. That's right. Always. Really? Because I do the and. All right. Um, this is Babaloo who misses Taylor's balls. Aw. God. Another ball reference. We're going to play the song here. And Taffy. Go ahead. I can't throw Dan. Goodbye everyone. Goodbye. People are nuts. Taylor is balls. Oh, apparently you're balls. Exactly. All right. B. Key change. Every night I say a prayer. That's the day he's standing there. But I know Taylor has someone else. Still in my heart, he's there. Maybe Babaloo would share. Then I could tell him just how I feel. It's all about Taylor's balls. It's all about Taylor's balls. They're the most important things to me. And if I had Taylor's balls, yes, if I had Taylor's balls, what a happy listener I'd be. What a happy listener I'd be. What a happy listener I'd be. I'm going to play the song. I'm going to play the song. I'm going to play the song. I'm going to play the song. I'm going to play the song. I'm going to play the song. I'm going to play the song.