Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 89 - Taylor Has Suze Orman Hair, or BJ Hunnicut Makes Her Wet...
iMovie mayhem, Taylor gets outted (sorta), Taffy gets old (looking) and revisits parting glances from her past, Rodan plans for the big move and we talk about stuff that make us cry.
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(upbeat music) Take your hand and run into it with your face. It's time for another episode of Hot Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. - You've done the Lipisor 89 of Hot Is My Co-Pilot. That is a total share, right? - That is the title of the show. - What were you thinking downloading this episode? - With your host, Taylor the Latte boy. - Hello, are you talking the number or the name of the actual show? - We're starting off to saying that. - Hot Is My Co-Pilot, no it's your co-pilot. - Hot Is My Co-Pilot, oh my God, what am I saying? (laughing) Sorry. And Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Hello, children. - And Rodan. - Yay! - Apparently I've been thinking. - Yay! (laughing) - Well we have nowhere to go but up. - Yeah, you have a good point, yes, thanks. - So how are you boys doing? How was your weekend? - Oh, cool. - That's good, huh? - What's that sound for? - That is the sound of somebody who is sick and tired of iMovie. - Oh, well, it could be worse. You could be doing this on a PC. - That, oh God, Jesus. - Oh, can you imagine? - Oh my God, okay. All right, the short version of the story is that back in May, actually, am I kidding? There's no short version. - I just say, cool, what sort are you gonna tell? - Jacob's so Minneapolis, we're good. - Back, yeah, yeah, nice, nice. - And by fuck you, of course, I mean, too, shay. - Yeah, exactly. - Back in May when I was home for my mom's graduation, I was talking with my dad and my dad had said that he wanted to create a movie for my grandfather for his 80th birthday, which actually was at the end of December, but we're throwing a surprise party for him at the end of January. Because again, taking 80 year old man with a heart condition, put him in a room, have everybody jump out and scream at him. I, you know, I think that's a fabulous idea. Of course, I was outvoted, but whatever. Anyway, so my dad was talking about how he was going to pay somebody to do this, and I said, well, that's totally something I can do in iMovie if you just get me the pictures. - That's stupid. - Yeah. Thinking, you know, okay, he'll get me the pictures in the next few weeks. We talked about, if there were about 75 pictures going over the man's 80 years, that would probably take about a four or five minute movie for everybody to enjoy and get a little weepy and you play some Frank Sinatra in the background and all that sort of thing. Cut to last week when my father finally decides that he's going to send me the pictures. Not only is he sending me the pictures, but he's sending me 260 photographs. - No. - That need to be co-related and scanned. And according to him, you know, freshened up on Photoshop and put into an iMovie before I leave for Philadelphia in approximately two weeks. - And this didn't anger you? - Aw, anger was the least of the emotions I was feeling. You know, a psychotic break would probably be the best description for what I had. Plus, on top of that, some of my crazy family who was supposed to get in pictures didn't get them to him in time. So while I'm waiting for those pictures to come via UPS, I'm getting emails of tens of tens of pictures from other family members saying, throw these in, throw these in, oh, and by the way, we'd be really upset if you know this grandchild didn't make it into the movie or, you know, if you didn't use this picture 'cause this is one of your grandfather's favorite photos. - Okay. - So I get this pile of pictures dating back literally from the early 1900s to within the last few years. And my father had put them in some sort of order that made absolutely no sense to me. So I had to go in and change them to where they were in chronological order, which thank God I'm gay because really the only way I could do this was through hairstyles and fashions. As far as looking at things going, okay, this looks like something from the '60s and she has the big beehive hair. You can't go by big hair because we are from South Jersey and they've still got big hair. So that wouldn't have worked. But just some of the fashions and the photographs and some of the photos had dates on them and some of them didn't. I finally got all of the pictures back. I didn't scan them. I took them to Walgreens. You know, Taffy came up with a great idea for me to do that and thank you, Taffy, for that. - Again-- - So you outsource this to Walgreens. - I was just, again, outsourcing. You must pay people to do jobs for you. It's much better. - Yeah, yeah. - And in certain situations, it can be. - They could have charged me whatever they wanted to and I would have been pleased. And they did kind of bend me over the table but that's neither here nor there. I had various workstations set up in various rooms of my house and I had the bed all, you know, made so that I could put all the pictures. So I looked like, you know, a serial killer that was, you know, stalking a family because I pretty much had all the pictures in chronological order by child, by birth, by, you know, major event and had them all spread out on my bed and would grab them in groups of 25 and then go through and look at the thumbnails that I had on my computer and it was a nightmare. It took me two days. The video was officially finished today about three o'clock this afternoon. - Did Babaloo want to kill you? - No, because Babaloo learned to appreciate the animal crossing. So on top of that, I had the occasional, oh my God, I just caught a tuna. Or, oh my God, I just talked to a porcupine. Actually, it's really funny because we went out to dinner last night and he would occasionally, he was talking to him about crossing and he would say, I talked to the giraffe and giraffe said that the kitten and the aardvark are having a fight. And if you look at them like he was crazy. - People, I was looking at him and it's like, you know you sound crazy when you talk like that. - Aw. - Yeah, so the film is done, it is 25 minutes long. - That's not bad. - No. - Yeah, it would have been a lot longer but I shaved some time off of pieces and I've made various calls to various members of my family because according to my sister at one point, I was having an argument with my father about some of the music via email and thought it was best if I CC'd my sister on things which was a stupid idea on my part. And it was pretty much told by my sister at one point, this is dad's gift, you're just putting it together for him. So if you-- - Yeah, thank you, thank you. No, no, no, that's the issue. - So if you want the song in there, you should put it in. It's that goddamn horrible ukulele, somewhere over the rainbow. What a wonderful world. I wanna kill myself every time I hear it. - Aw. - Which I pretty much said we play that memorial service is a bereavement camp. So the whole time I'm gonna be thinking of, you know, dead people and I don't wanna think about that when I'm looking at my grandfather's video. So I pretty much decided, you know, she said that and I kind of went, okay, and just didn't put it in. - Good for you. - Wow. So you have final edits, what you're saying. - Yeah, I have final edits. I think I've decided what I am going to do though is I am going to send a copy to my family prior to going up and the reason for doing that is that way if there is, 'cause there is people in there that I have no idea who they are. But I'm just putting the videos in according to chronological order. So this way, if there's something where my dad says, you can't put this person's picture next to this person's picture or you can't put it in with this particular song, that's one thing. As far as, well, we don't like the song you should put something else in. - No. - No. - Because I also don't have a situation where I get up there, you know, in a week and a half and they see it for the first time and go, well, this is horrible. Because then I will need bail money. - I think sending up a copy prior is setting yourself up for a whole lot of editing. - Do you really, when is it that you leave? Oh, you're leaving in like two weeks, right? - Yeah. - In like a week and a half. - Honestly, they're not gonna get it for at least two, three days. And I think that the first call you're gonna get is, well, I don't like this or the transitions are too long or you should have let every, you know, we were looking at the pictures and then it changed. I can just hear there being 15 different complaints and you getting angrier and angrier. - That is a good point. - I mean, I mean, I could be wrong. I just know that if I, it sounds to me like, if they ask you to do it, then they were trusting you to do it. And they're already second guessing your decisions as it is. So why give them the option of calling you and saying, "We don't like this part, change this." I mean, I understand this, certainly understand the part about the, I don't know who this person is, you know, making sure that. - I just don't wanna go up there and have a situation where I can't do anything to change something and then it's going to be shown in front of my entire family. - Yeah, now that I understand completely. So that's, I'm trying to avoid a complete, if I'm gonna have a blow up, I'd rather have a blow up down here where I can do something about it versus a blow up up there. - Poor Babaloo. - Yeah, no, he's been great through this whole thing. And I mean, it's been a huge undertaking to do this in such a short amount of time. But I decided I was gonna get it done this weekend 'cause I didn't wanna hang it over my head all week while I was off. And one other positive thing that I can say about it is I now have over 100 years of family photos that I get to keep a digital backup company. - Yeah, that's awesome. - Yeah, so I mean, some of these pictures are things that I never knew existed. And there's pictures of my grandmother from when she was in, Taffy got to see some of these pictures. - They're amazing, they're amazing. - Some of these pictures, there's a picture of my grandmother. I'm gonna post some of the pictures online, just of some of the old, old pictures, just 'cause they're really, really neat. And there's pictures of me as a little kid that I'm sure our listeners will appreciate making fun of. Taylor has Susie Orman's hair. (laughing) It's fantastic, it's fantastic. (laughing) - There's the title for episode 89. (laughing) - It dawned on me, remember I kept saying you look like a child actor and some of them? - Okay, yeah. - I think you look like the little boy from Mr. Belvedere. - Oh God, I don't remember Mr. Belvedere enough to remember that. - In some of the pictures, I think you look like the little boy from Mr. Belvedere. - Okay. - I didn't kind of see that. - I'm excited to see this. In some of them, yes, I absolutely can see it. So the pictures are amazing. Some of the really old ones, there's one in particular where I don't know who's in it, but it's two little girls, a little boy in there, it's their Sunday best and it has these super, super starched coats and the white gloves and they're standing outside of what looks like it would be a church or something and it's just the most precious picture. It looks like it was taken in like 1940s or something. Oh, I am a picture person anyways. But sitting and looking at these, you truly got a sense of where Taylor came from and that's good and bad and every, I mean, it's funny, it's everything, but some of the pictures were amazing pictures. Some of them were ridiculous pictures, some of them were hysterical. (laughing) - Well, it's just like me, amazing and ridiculous. - All the same time. (laughing) - Rodin, you're getting ready to say something. - I was just gonna say, so the pictures have neuroses baked in. - Yeah. - Exactly. - Yeah, pretty much. Does that extra special touch in them? - It's flava. - And some of those pictures will be on my Facebook page, both my Facebook pages. (laughing) - Your personal, and I did see this week that you made a personal page. - Oh, no, no, no, you have to hear why. - Yes, yes. I was almost outed. (laughing) I believe-- - Did that happen like first year of college? - Yeah, well, actually sophomore year, but I was outed in a whole new way. My sister and brother-in-law found the Taylor of the Latte boy page. (laughing) - Oh. - And so I had to do some bait-and-switch shocking-aw. (laughing) Don't look at the man behind the curtain. (laughing) I'm moving. - Nothing to see here, move along, move along. - Nothing to see here, move along, move along. And actually it was my, I thought about just coming clean with my sister, but thought, no, why set myself up for anger and, you know, shame with the whole. Well, why would you do something like that? And people actually listen to you, and then I'm in a fetal position crying at my grandfather's 80th birthday. I was talking with my friend Paul, who I went and saw for his birthday, and he said, "Why don't you just create a page "with your real name and then send that to her and say, "Oh, this was just something that I was trying out "and I decided to just create my own page." And I did that, and it seems to have worked. (laughing) - Well, that's good. - Yeah, yeah. So, I know that some of our listeners, and I'm not necessarily asking you guys to try and find it, but some of our listeners actually did find it and tried to request me to be their friends, and this is just going to be for my family. This is gonna be just something so that that way, it's just that they need to get ahold of me on Facebook. They can do that, so if I don't accept your friendship as my secret identity, please don't be offended. You can always talk to me as Tale of the Latte boy, and I will always answer. I like Santa Claus, but not, you know, the drunk guy that dresses up like Santa Claus and makes you so on his break. I'm the guy that's sitting in the big chair that you can sit in his lap and tell him you want a transformer. In Savannah. I got in trouble for calling him Santa Claus once in Savannah, 'cause he was sitting in a big red chair. I got in trouble. - Aw. - But he can do it. - Well, yeah. - Yeah, and look how he says this is his second Facebook. He probably has 30 of them. They're all just in aliases and different identities and... - Yeah. - I will say this though, as requesting all of these people from like high school and all that sort of stuff, I did them all pretty much on one day. It was a good, self-esteem shirker, and not the usual kind of shirker that I get online. It was a really good self-esteem shirker because everybody was like adding me as their friends at the same day, so I would turn on my mail and be this person, you know, accepted you as a friend. This person accepted you as a friend. And I'm just like, they like me. After 20 years, they finally like me. I don't need to go to therapy anymore. - I've gotten a little bit of... - Yeah. I've gotten a little bit of that on the Facebook where people request me to be friends. And I'm like, I have no idea who you are. I don't say that, but I'm like trying to fish around and figure out who they are. And they're like, they treat me like I was a popular person in high school, and I'm like, I was the furthest thing from a popular person. - You're the furthest thing now. You bitch. - I have that, but only on classmates.com. On classmates.com, my profile, I constantly get where I have, you know, this person would like to know more about you, this person can't believe you're on. And I never, ever check it. And I would never know about it until I get the stupid email, but it's funny that we're talking about high school. - Why? - That would be a good segment too, you know. - Oh, the first segment? - It kind of would. - Okay. - Then there really is no place to go, but up. (laughing) - Cool. - Bing's, there was no place to go, but up. Let's go right back down again. - Yeah. Here is our first segment. And our first segment is called The Mind of the Adolescent Mail with Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Thank you lovers. Would you like to do a little background on this? Or would you like me too? I would prefer you do it, but go ahead. - Okay. Well, I am talking with Miss Taffy as I'm off to do on a weekday, you know, post lunch. And she is telling me that she has found this box of letters that she received in junior high school from various boys that were interested in her. And by her, I, of course, I mean in her pants. - Yes. And what's amazing is, is because I did post a couple pictures of prom dresses and things that I had. And someone said, you know, are you a pack rat? Do you keep everything? Yes, I actually am. I'm a closeted pack rat. And I do have two big tens of, you know, cards and letters and notes and a lot of things that are sentimental. But for some reason, in the bottom of this particular thing, I had a ton of, you know, the notes that you got in the eighth grade that were folded like 18 different ways where the little lip would flip back up and into the, you know, all that weird stuff. - Because, because adults would never be able to figure out how to get those open. - Exactly. Well, what's funny is, is that they're all still folded exactly that way. So I would read them and then fold them back up and keep them. I think it's just when I moved from high school to college, I, you know, I packed everything up and they just always stayed in this box. So I was going through them the other night or, actually it was a couple of weeks ago. And I realized the filth. (laughing) Absolute, I mean, like it makes me blush to even say the word filth in conjunction with these letters because I now have children that are in somewhat this demographic. I cannot even, honestly, I've actually told Taylor, I should scan them and have them read them because they are so ridiculously horrible. I'm talking filth. - Yeah, well boys are bad. - It's not even bad, it's the brazenness. It's, I have it right here. - Yeah, when Taffy says, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to read this on the podcast, you know, you know. So those of you who are easily offended may want to skip the next couple of minutes. - Those of you who have teenage boys and by teenagers, I mean 13, 14, perhaps you might want to listen to make sure they're not sending me to somebody in their class. (laughing) I'm opening it up. - Well they just do it by text message now. - Exactly. Okay, you ready? - All right, here we go. - This letter is written on October 17th, 1984. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. (laughing) So this is literally almost 24 years, 25 years old. - Exactly. - Oh my goodness. - Dear Taffy, I'm sitting here in chemistry and Mr. Thar is standing right in front of me. That's how bad I had to write you. Tank just said, don't say the real name of the teacher, I don't think he cares. (laughing) I know that you're dating Mike and you don't even know I exist. But every time I sit in chemistry and stare at you, I think about the following things. (laughing) - Now remember, I am not dating this person. This is not somebody that I have seen casually, nothing. This is just somebody sitting in my chemistry class. Okay, ready? These are the things while I'm sitting in chemistry. I really want to do to you. I want to see how good your tongue tastes. (laughing) - Oh my. - I wanna see how deep-throated you are. I wanna see if you really know how to give a blowjob. - I wanna see how deep your pussy is. (laughing) - Oh. - I want to see if you know what 69 means. - How old are you? - 14. (laughing) - Wait, now, I'll explain 69 to him. - Okay, hold on, it gets better. Ready? I really don't know if I can read some of these. I should let him. - Yes, you have to. You have to. - Yeah, you have to now. - Where did I stop? - You want to know what 69 is. Okay, I want to know, I want to see if you know what 69 is. He's writing this to me. I want to run my hand through your bush. - Oh. - Oh. - I want to-- - You have a push up for me. - Hold on, ready? I want to come all over your body. (laughing) I want to, ready? I'm gonna spell this word. B-U-T-F-U-C-K-S. (laughing) You senseless. I want to see how many fingers I can get up there. (groaning) Okay, hold on, I'm not done yet. I want to stick my dick up your pussy 'til you cry. No more. (laughing) Oh my God, to cry. No more. I really, but most of all, I really want you to give me a hickey on my-- (laughing) - Most of all. - Most of all, I want a hickey. - Hold on, ready? Okay, this is the, this is the ending of it. It's so distracting while I'm writing this. My dick is hard. I need you to understand. In no way do I mean this to be disrespectful. (laughing) - A bit late there, buddy. - Wait, I'm not done. But I really want your body, and I really want to eat you out from the inside. (laughing) - Oh. - I hope you don't show this to anyone, but I really think what everyone else says is true. If you just did it once, you'd see how great it was. Love ya, Jonathan T. - Oh my God, how does one eat somebody from the inside? - From the inside, I don't know. I don't know if he met from the inside out, or what he met, but that's the first one. - And we're gonna be doing these regularly, right? (laughing) - I have at least, I have at least 10 that I didn't know if I was gonna be able to get through. So, and what's amazing is, no, what's amazing is, is on the outside of it, it's written, this is not a joke. Because you know when you'd pass notes in class, or pass notes in the hallway, people would say, you know, this isn't a joke. I really mean this, you know, I really like you. But he starts the letter off by saying, "I know you are dating Mike." So he knows I have a boyfriend. Does he not think I wanna show this note to the boyfriend? That's what I could not understand. I'm reading this, I'm thinking. And what's bad is, is that-- - Well, you know what, though, good for him. - Good for him. - Maybe he thought that you would just sort of say, "I'm not gonna show this as a boyfriend. "I'm gonna let him eat me out from the inside." - From the inside. - I think that shows Moxie. (laughing) - But if you're trying to get a girl, who clearly, he knows, you know, I know what everyone says, but I think if you just tried it once, you might see, is this the way into a girl's pants? Was I really that, I don't know. It didn't work, that's the killer, though. It really didn't work. - Well, did you talk to him ever, or was this just like a brand of no pants? - I can remember him, believe it or not, I can remember what I had on when he had me this. I had on a black sweatshirt and a pair of Lee Jean shorts. And the only reason I know this is because I had my boyfriend's class ring on a necklace because I really liked the way it looked against the black sweatshirt. And when he handed it to me, he kind of picked up the necklace and looked at me and then dropped the necklace. And it was really heavy 'cause it was a boy's necklace and it like hurt. And I remember Tanya Cornette looking at me and going, "Does he like you?" And I'm like, "I don't know." And he was a year older than us. So that would have made him like 15. Now I have a 16 year old. I don't even, I can't know. Even if she was getting notes that say this, the answer is still no to my brain. I don't blame you, I couldn't handle it. - Thank you. Because you know he wants me to give him a hickey on his balls. I, to me, I was never said he wanted a hickey? - On his balls. - Oh, I thought he just wanted a hickey. - No, on his balls. - Oh, wow. - That's why I don't even think that that would be, but my favorite is just thinking about it right now. It gets my dick hard. - Wow. So what is he like a doctor, lawyer? - I was just gonna ask that. What is he doing now? - He's a pharmacist. - Is he really? - He really is a pharmacist, yes. - Oh my gosh. - So I just think that's, I think it's very funny. But you know, it's, you know what, what's really sad though, is that today, you know, this could be misconstrued as abusive sexual language, and the kid could probably be written up and kicked out of school. - Well, he probably should have been. (laughing) That's a bit much taffy. That's, oh my gosh. I can't remember, I could even think, I-- - I was gonna say, when you were 14 and 15, and I mean, honestly, this is not, I realized that now, and I'm not trying to sound at all prudish, but nowadays, I realized darling Nikki was, you know, pretty risque for 1983. But nowadays, when you listen to some of the shit, it is ridiculous. So do you really think, I mean, but to me, that is still incredibly, incredibly ridiculous. But if you think 1984, that's really, really ridiculous. - Yeah. - So God bless him. Obviously-- - Well, how did you react in the moments when you saw that when you read it? - I remember that when I opened it up, I remember walking into Mr. Web Psychology class, and I opened it up, and like, halfway down the first page is where the numbers start, and I saw the first one, and I folded it up and put it in my purse, because I knew if anyone was sitting around me, they would read it. And it first, and I was just like, okay. And I remember going to the bathroom and sitting in the stall, and opening it up and reading it. And you know, I can remember thinking to myself that I couldn't believe he was writing it, and that it made my face feel all flush, but then I remember the next time walking past him in the hallway, and kind of, you know, looking with the eyebrow cocked up, and looking at him, and then kind of, you know, giggling. And I know for a fact that it was, that was the start of, you know, me learning how to play grab ass, I'm sure, because-- - I was like, were you cocked? - Then it was all this flirtatious energy, even though I never, I was never even alone in a car with him. I mean, I was, it was one never bad, but then it was all this whole-- - He was just part of that gang bang junior year. (laughing) - He was in the middle of the band room. Now, you know, it was just one of those things where, then it was always just the, you know, sitting across the cafeteria, if I knew that he was in the cafeteria, I probably, you know, licked my spoons a certain way, or whatever, I don't know. (laughing) It's ridiculous. Yeah, I put the whole entire banana in my mouth, and pulled it out. Yeah, I don't know. (laughing) So, did you guys ever write letters like that to boys or girls, or anybody? I mean, really-- - No, no, nothing happened. - No, I think I may have done the occasional, I think you're real pretty, you know, I'd like to go see Short Circuit, or something ridiculous like that, but-- (laughing) Short Circuit. - I don't know, it was really mid 80s movie I could think of. - Wow, what do you want to do tonight? We could go see Short Circuit, Gremlins, Top Gun, yeah, you know. - Crocodile Dundee. - Exactly. Legal Eagles. (laughing) Legal Eagles, 10 men. I'm trying to think of the movies I saw like when I was in the freshman year, too ridiculous. - Oh, freshman in high school in 1984. - I was a freshman in high school in 1984. I graduated in '88. Remember last episode? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I should have done that backwards math a little bit better. - God, I was in sixth grade. I was in sixth grade in October of '84. - Isn't that ridiculous? - I can't even think of what grade I was in. - You were in like first or second grade. - I was gonna say, you were like in second grade. Who knew that we'd be talking about, you know, Blunkins and Bukaki 25 years later? (laughing) - I think my mom's so proud. (laughing) - Exactly. - All right, so. - Well, we'll have more of those. - If you like what you hear on pot is my co-pilot, send us an email and tell us you'd like to hear more of the mind of the adolescent male with Taffy Carlisle, Huffington. - Exactly. - All right, goodness. - Well, from going from one extreme to the other, we were in Orlando this weekend, and Tank and I took a picture, actually one of our children took a picture of us. Thinking back to junior high, you know, that's that whole, "I will never look old." Yeah, we took a picture of the two of us and it is ridiculous because, and I hate to admit this out loud, and Taylor has seen them, but I actually have a pair of reading glasses. - Really? - And Tank has a pair of glasses he wears when he drives. So, I took my reading glasses out because we were in a text mex restaurant, and it was very dark, and I put them on, and the girls squealed, and they were like, "Oh my God, I can't believe my mother's old enough "to wear glasses and all this stuff." And so, they're like, "We want to take your pictures." So I handled my camera, and so Tank pulled out his glasses and put them on, and they took a picture of the two of us in our glasses. It's ridiculous. I came and talk about it. We look like we look like we are in our 40s, which I'm not quite there yet, and Tank is, but it's 'cause-- - I was gonna say Tank is in his 40s. - Tank isn't his 40s, but you know, but you still kind of, I mean, I know for a fact that Taylor still thinks that he's, you know, 18, so-- - Try 12. - 12, exactly. But there are times when you think, okay, you know, I'm still, no, in this picture, yeah, I, yes, no, in fact, I'm sending this picture to you right now, because it's that ridiculous. - Okay, well, I probably won't look at it until after we're done taping, but okay. Well, that's all right. That's okay. But when you see it, you're just gonna go, oh, Jesus. Middle, menopause is coming around the corner. (laughing) - Who's that knocking at the door? It's your menopause. (laughing) - It's a tragedy. - Wow. - Yeah, wow, wait and see. You might want these users to cover art, they're that bad. - Well, I'm not doing cover art anymore. You are. - That's right. - That's right. - So you have final edit on cover art. - You need to send me pictures because I need some for you too. - Who? - Well, we're not gonna do every week one of us as cover art. - No, no, no, no, no, but we are gonna do Rodan when-- - Okay, well, we're not talking about-- - Doing Rodan. - Yes, we're not talking about doing Rodan. - Rodan talks about getting done enough on the show. We don't need to start to cover it. - Hey. - I have a question for Rodan that has kept me up for the last week. - Oh, Jesus. - Okay. - You could have just called him. (laughing) - Yeah, right? And not share with our listeners, I'm a giver. - That's true, good point. - Did you and Lucky move in together? - Oh, no, not yet. I mean, he saw us look for a job up here. - Okay. - Well, you kind of sprung that on us in the final few seconds last episode. - Yeah, I kind of got a little bit of that on the bear 411 from terminally single Tim. He kind of was like, you snuck that in. (laughing) We're still kind of working through the logistics of that, so it'll probably be in slow motion over the course of the next month or two. - Oh, you're going to have to-- - We're both kind of going ho for it. - Well, that's cool. Now, so he's moving to you then. - Yes. - Okay. - And he already has a place and he's staying for free where he lives in a house by himself, so it's kind of hard to give that up, to be all honest. - That good that he can start saving a rent. See how that works. - Yeah. Well, yeah, and I mean, come on. I mean, I'm here by myself and I'm paying my rent that's fine. I mean, he doesn't need to pay rent to move in or anything. That's just silly. I mean, this whole thing is not so I can save money. It's like-- - No, I didn't mean it like that. Cut the Lord. - No, I know, I just kind of started off with the whole discussion of him and I had in my head. - No, you can move in, but this is your cut. - Well, I don't want him to move in and have to start paying more rent and utilities and stuff than he's paying currently and BFE. So, I told him he didn't have to pay any rent. It's just, you know, the whole thing is so that, you know, him and I can see each other more often. - Well, that makes sense that you guys live so far away from another. - Yeah, I mean, and I'm already paying rent and everything fine on my own. It's not like I need, you know, someone to help pay me stuff. It just means more DVDs. I don't need more DVDs. - Projiani, I have a question for you. If you come to A days this year, are you going to bring him? - Well, that was gonna be my question. I've already mentioned it to him and I already put on his calendar, but I don't know if that is something, if partners, we're gonna bring partners to Gay Days. - Well, I don't think Taylor has much of a choice because Bobaloo has pretty much said, bitch go and take me to Gay Days. So, I don't think, I don't think Taylor has much of a choice. - And there's a good chance that Tank will end up with a size 10 poop shoot if he goes to Gay Days. - I'm afraid that Tank might not be safe if he goes to Gay Days. So, I think that you should bring him. I think we should indoctrinate him into the art of taffy questioning. - Oh, Jesus, that'd be the old podcast. - Oh, yeah, no, that would be-- - Watch Lucky go fetal in three minutes later. (laughing) - Yeah, that would be a little bit poor, poor, poor, poor, lucky. Now, I think you'd be fine, I think. I don't know. - Now, can you, I think that would be an excellent video podcast. All five of us in one room. - Oh my goodness. - Can you imagine? - Yeah. - Well, we could do something prior to going in that way Tank could be part of it as well. - Yes. - Yeah. - I can't believe we're talking about Gay Days already. - Let me tell you something. It's almost February. Gay Days is going to be-- - I know, you and I were talking about it the other day. (laughing) - Gay Days are in the works, people. (laughing) - That's right. Pot as my co-pilot has already started with talks of plans, so mark those days on your calendar. What are the days of Gay Days this year? Do we have-- - I have no idea. - It's like the eight or nine. - The whole entire month of June, just to make sure. (laughing) - It's that first full weekend in June. So it's like the eighth or ninth or something like that. - It's a weekend before my birthday. - That's my period. Oh dear. - There you go. Oh dear. - Oh dear. What do you want for your birthday? A Kevin and Taylor and Tank and Babaloo and Rodana and Lucky Sandwich. And Michael can video take it. - Aw, someone said that to me this week. So it's a, I want to be in the middle of a Rodana and Lucky sandwich. - Oh. Was it Michael? - No, it was Michael. - Oh, I thought you said he said that to me this week. - Well, that's nice. - Yeah, it was very sweet. So. - That's sweet. Not you make me smile, not you light up a room. I want a video to, I want to be part of a sandwich. - Oh please, Taylor. If someone said that they want to be a part of them, they want to be the meat and your and Babaloo's love sandwich. You would take that as a compliment. - Christian from that's what he said said. That's what she said, said it on their show. - Christian, call me. I can set that up for you. It's not a problem. - Yeah, right. - That's what Tappy does. She sets up the-- - I am his secretary. I have the appointment log. - And by secretary, she of course means pimp. - Oh. (laughs) - Oh God. - Lordy. - Well, are we going to-- - Are we doing Rodana's segment? - Yeah, yeah, are we going to do Rodana's segment? - Of course. - We can, I'm just thinking it's a bit sad now that I'm thinking about it. - Well, then let's end on a sad note. - Of course, comedy podcast. - It's time for the next segment of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" and that segment is-- (upbeat music) - You're listening to "Pop Your Cherry" with Rodana. A look at this week's pop culture news. - Yeah. So what I wanted to do initially was just kind of other things to talk about besides our sex lives. - Thanks a lot. - I know, right? But I was thinking is I'm not really sure what you guys are watching right now in terms of on TV or kind of what kind of new stuff you guys have been watching. And one of the things that, like you said to me this week, was that, you know, he cried during movies and I've been made fun of him. (laughs) You guys told me that? (laughs) Because I'm sensitive and kind. - Wow. - I can understand why he wants to move in with you. - I was just going to say, yeah, I bet he's packing his bags right now. (laughs) - Oh my lord. - So why, why, why, hold on, hold on though. What kind of movies is he's crying at? Is he crying at, you know, the notebook? Or is he crying at Terminator? I mean, which kind of movies make them cry? - He doesn't really like movies like Terminator. So it'd be more like movies like - Falcon Video Pack 14. (laughs) - Well, what I was thinking and then after I made fun of him, the next night I watched the mid-season opener for Battlestar Galactica, which I know is a big nerd show and I'm not going to talk too much about it. But there was a scene that had me crying like a big old baby. - And Battlestar Galactica? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. It was very emotionally charged moment. And yeah, anyway, so I won't spoil it for people who haven't watched it yet or people who don't care. But so my question was going to be for you guys is what types and what movies and TV shows have made you cry or made you like emotionally involved? - It's funny you should mention that because I was just talking about this with Drum Marley Kahoon about an hour and a half ago. - Really? - Yeah, we were, I had dinner with him tonight. We just got around to exchanging Christmas presents and we had dinner and afterwards and we and Baba Lewis sitting around talking and we were talking about television and both Drum and I are big fans of ER and ER this season has been incredible and a lot of the, they're wrapping up a lot of storylines for each of the main characters and they've been doing it over the course of the season. So it's not like all of a sudden all it, it's not like at friends where suddenly everybody had something to do on the last episode. They've been slowly taking characters and doing things with them. And early on a couple of main characters left, Mackay Pfeiffer's character died on the first episode of the new season and then Maura Tierney who used to be on news radio, her character left and that was, I remember just sitting, balling watching that last episode. It was just such a good episode. - And we're talking TV or movies? - Either. - Like any. - Yeah. So what kind of like non-fictional people are you getting into so much that you cry about? - That's recently that's on or like just in general? - In general. - Well I will tell you that this is the very first season I have ever teared up watching "The Biggest Loser" is the one that just started to weeks ago. Yeah, this is the first season of all the seasons I ever teared up watching that, which was a lot. I mean, that's a lot for me for a TV show, but it was-- - Did he tear up when the trainer broke down and like was yelling at the girl? - No, oh God, no. - I still had that sweet cover. - I teared up when the grandfather weighed in and you knew that he was gonna be one of the bottom two because the look on his face and the look, and then Allison Sweeney started to tear up and I thought, I have to turn the channel. I have to look away. You know, I have to do something else. Yeah, because it was just, you know, what I do not like is on when they want you to cry. They want you to be sad. They play the sad music. That just pisses me off. If it's real emotion, that's a different thing. And you could see the look on his face that he was just pitiful and that made it a different thing. And that bothered me. But I would say TV wise, I mean, God, I don't know. The last time a TV show made, that would probably be the last time a TV show has made me like really tear up. I can't, I have no idea when the last time a TV show did. I can remember being sad when TV shows went off the air. I mean, you know, when Gilmore Girls went off the air, I know, I don't know if any of our listeners watched it. I thought that was one of the greatest shows on television. And when it went off the air, I was sad, but I don't remember crying that it went off the air. - Six feet under. - Oh, wow. - The ending. - The ending of the 10 minutes of Six feet under, if you, I've watched that on YouTube now, I still cry when I'm-- - The ending of Six feet under, with that song and every, that definitely made me just pitiful. - I was just thinking about that the other day. I was just thinking about, I had a dream about how, like, it showed all the characters down, oh my gosh. - Nesty, but do you know what? When I think of a TV show that made me cry, the last mash, every time I have seen it since then, when, 'cause of course, I always, I had the weirdest crushes on people when I was growing up, you know, Allah, Charlie Gibson and Charles Keralt. But for some reason, I always thought that the one that Mike Farrell, I thought he was just so cute. And I can remember that image of him waving goodbye. And I just thought it was so sad. - B.J. Honeycutt makes her wet. - B.J. Honeycutt makes me exactly. - The other title to episode 80, not 80, not 80, not 80. - But no, I don't know, as far as, I'm trying to think of what, I can think of several movies that made me cry. That weren't like the obvious old yellow, old yellow type, you know. - The movie that I just talked about on the blog, same time next year. Every time I watch it, it, oh my God, it kills. And the fact that Taffy that you haven't seen it, just, you're coming over one night and we're gonna sit, we're gonna watch it. - Well, you said that, you said that terms of endearment is the same thing and it makes you cry every time you watch it. - Terms of endearment though, over the course of time, I've hardened a little bit to that. Same time next year. It's, oh God, I'm just thinking about it. It just kills me. It absolutely kills me. It's one of those movies that you're gonna watch it and you're gonna go, that's the stupidest movie I can't believe you made me watch it. - Not necessarily. - But tears in my face. - You're the last movie I cried for. - Why? - Meet the Robinson's, the Disney movie. - Jesus. - No, hold on, there is one Disney movie and see, it's not movies, it's specific scenes. The scene in Toy Story 2, when the girl gets rid of the cowgirl doll. And Sarah McClellan is singing that fucking song. It kills me every time and she leaves the doll and the doll's looking out of the box and I'm looking over at the girls and we're all balling like babies and I'm thinking, why am I watching this show? That scene in Toy Story 2, that's probably the one scene in a Disney movie, except for the Lion King, the whole entire movie, the Lion King, it was ridiculous. But that scene in Toy Story 2 kills me every time. - Wally, Wally was-- - I never saw Wally. - Oh my God, Wally's really good. That has the same, a couple of moments towards the end where you're just-- - You know it's all gonna be okay, but you're still, just have that, it just kills you. - Well everybody says that Marley and me, the movie that was out over, you know, based on the book, that while you know what's going to happen, the movie is so good and you know, even though you know how it's gonna end, the movie itself stands on its own, but when it gets to the end you wanna shoot yourself in the face and I said, okay, I have that kind of dog. Why on earth would I want to see this movie? They're like, no, no, no, it's a really good movie. I don't think so. Again, old yellow. - Yeah. - No, you know, I don't wanna see any movie like that, but honestly there's a scene in the movie called Hope Flots. I think I've actually mentioned it before. - Yeah, you have. - Thinking about that scene makes me wanna cry. Yeah, that where the daughter's chasing after her father and she lets out the screen that is nothing more than primal and it's anyone who has children or anyone who has ever been a child if they watch that scene, it's horrible, but. - Because this song is dedicated to all the children and all the parents. - All the parents. (laughing) - Well, a happy cry, a movie, a happy cry, would be the end of the color purple. - Really? - You'll children are so clean. - Yes, that's the scene that makes me cry when they, you know, hit Oprah Winfrey in the face with the end of a rifle. That's what makes me cry. (laughing) - No, the very end of the color purple is one of those that every time I watch it, I still, it still makes me tear up. - That it makes you happy? - It's a, it's a, it's a color, have you ever, you've never seen the color purple? - I've seen the color purple a long time ago. - Yeah, I mean, I can't remember the end well enough. - I just remember when they tore the sisters apart and they were screaming and I thought, I can't watch this movie. (laughing) - No, no, no, that's nothing like that. It ends on an up note. It ends on a high, as it were. And it's very, it's joyous and it makes you tear up. - I can think of movies like that. Yeah, I mean, but. - I think it's far less often that I would cry or get really emotional in a movie. Like on a TV show when you've invested hundreds of hours into some of these characters, that's when it starts to like hit. - When Rainbow Bright finally got all the crystal pieces that she needed, did you find that you were felt on the floor and were just sobbing openly? - Rodian, I will hit him the next time I see him, don't worry. - When all of the Care Bears finally reunited in the Rainbow Palace, did that just bring your life to a complete new meaning? - Well, they didn't. - Now, you know what? - Did the final Care Bears stare. - Rodian, Taylor is not being honest 'cause I know what movie he said always made some cry and that was Rocky. - Oh, no, no, I can't believe I forgot about that. The end of Rocky, actually, that's one of those that, I don't even need to see the movie. I own the soundtrack and it's a song by Bill Conti called The Final Bell. It is this cheesy late '70s. Just, that is one of those. And that also has more of an emotional 'cause that reminds me of my dad. - Right, well, that's what I'm saying. - That is a piece of it that we all put. That is one of those that, at the end of it, when Adrian is running through the crowd and he's screaming for her and there that music's playing and he loses. I mean, spoiler alert, Rocky loses at the end of Rocky. And it's just, but he doesn't care because he got the girl and she, oh God, it's just, that's just one of those great emotional, that Taffy makes fun of me every time I talk about it. - Now, see, Taffy, one of Taffy's emotional movies is what dreams may come. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - But that's one of those movies to me that is very much the trying to get you to cry. - Right, exactly, that's to me like the champ. Do you remember the champ coming back? - Oh, God, I remember the champ when I was a kid. - Thank you, that was a movie that was trying to get that Kramer versus Kramer on a crack. - Champ, get up, get up, champ! - Yeah, exactly, that was what you were supposed to be sad about. Yes, I agree, but like Philadelphia, well, the first time I saw Philadelphia in the scene where Tom Hanks is listening to the music. - Oh, see, that to me was just, now I'm going to apply for my Academy Award and that's what that reminds me of that. - Oh, yeah. - That's true too, I mean, yes, but at the time, I thought it was very emotional. - The only part of that movie that was sad to me was when he was dying and everybody was saying goodbye to him and the brother couldn't talk. - Yeah. - When the brother went up to say goodbye to me, he couldn't say goodbye to me, he just started crying. That was the only part that when I was watching that, like, okay, then now it's time to kill me because I can't handle it. - Yeah, there was a, I'm trying to think there's, there's a couple of them and I, I tell you what, is really a sad movie, but is a great movie too, is the family stone. - I still, you talk about that movie so much, I still haven't seen it. - That is a great movie. I know another one that makes tank sad and that's click. Did you ever see that, with Adam Sandler, do you want to think about it? - It's Adam Sandler, so I won't watch it. Happiest podcast ever. (laughing) - What do you want? I bet that I was listening. - I would say it's like, you know. - Our listeners are now probably thinking, you know what, this movie makes me feel this way and this movie makes me feel this way and blah. I know, it's a conversation starter. - Well, you know what? I say that we ask our listeners to post as many movies as they could think of that make them sad on podasmikopilot.com, which is our blog. - I swear though, if somebody posts something that's like, the first person that posts a picture of Bambi though, I'm gonna have a problem with. - Well, they can't post pictures on the comments, but okay. - Well, I don't know if she's working. - It's okay, it's okay to do it for two years, but okay. - No one said, none of us said stuff like, you know, Schindler's List and it's a wonderful life or anything that's like really truly like, Brian's song. - I've never seen Schindler's List or it's a wonderful life. - What? - What? Okay, saving private Ryan. I mean, you know, they're really sad about him. - Jesus. (laughing) - You can also leave us an email at podasmikopilot@gmail.com and let us know what your sad movies are. You can call us at 206-202-5165 and tell us what is a tear jerker for you. (laughing) Or what else jerks it for you, I guess, I don't know. (laughing) - What else jerks it for you? (laughing) - Jesus. - Nice. - Send us a message on our MySpace board, which is myspace.com/podasmikopilot. Or leave us a message on our Facebook group, which is, okay, so I love podasmikopilot. And let us know what rings. All right, help me out. What's another phrase for being sad? - I don't know, you-- - What depresses the hell out of you? - Yeah, okay, well put, well said. - Thank you. - I guess that's it. I guess we're done. Would you agree? - I would agree. I would say yes to that. - Put a fork in us. - Put a fork in it, hey. - Hey. - All right, guys, thank you very much for downloading episode 89 of podasmikopilot. We will be back next week. This is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And Rodin. - Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. - Taw. - Bye-bye. Did you say taw? (laughing) - Taw. - Is this taw every week? Are you just realizing that now? - I don't think I ever realize she said taw. - He doesn't listen when I speak. You should add it by now. - Well, none of us listen when you speak, but I always knew you say taw. I have to edit this show, so I have to listen to that. (laughing) All right, everybody, bye-bye. - Bye. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to "Hod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)