Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 86 - Optical Illusions Are A Fat Girl's Best Friend, or WE ARE NOT A SPINOFF!!!!
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(upbeat music) ♪ Well hello, Taffy ♪ ♪ Yes hello, Taffy ♪ ♪ It's so nice to have you back where you belong ♪ ♪ You're looking swell, Taffy ♪ ♪ I can tell, Taffy ♪ ♪ You're still blowing, you're still growing ♪ ♪ You're still going strong, I see the puns ♪ ♪ Wagging, bob-a-lose, gagging ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's got Taylor's big ♪ ♪ Down his throat, yeah ♪ ♪ Tanks, a man, fellas ♪ ♪ Someone wake up, Rodan, fellas ♪ ♪ Taffy will never go away ♪ ♪ Taffy will never go away ♪ ♪ Taffy will never go away again ♪ ♪ Oh tell me, Taffy's never gonna go away again ♪ - Okay. And of course I lift the ceiling van running, so give me just a second and then we'll get started. - Where, where, where. - And we are all prepared and he is alive. - Okay, so I found this picture of me and my brothers from, I can't even figure out what year this is. And I am like a hundred pounds lighter. - Well, I was gonna say it was in the last like five years or the last 25 years, it's a big difference. - No, it wasn't when I was eight. I mean, I never know. - I never know. - Oh my God. - Are we talking about stuff that you could talk about on the show? - Maybe. - Or we're recording. It could be anything we want to rehearse. - You can edit it in there somewhere if you want to. It's just about being fat. - I know, back when I was thin and pretty. Well, at least young looking. - That's gonna be at least younger. - And thin. - I was compared to fat and tired. - I know, and thin. Does this look like I have a waist? - Does this mean we have to count again? - No. - No. - No, you know what, we're just gonna leave this in. I'm just going to just, I hope that everything-- - We're gonna have Michael tomorrow. - But Taffy called Rodin by his real name. - Yeah, see if Daddy-- - Oh, did you? - Yes. - I don't know. - I can edit that out. - Okay, she'll bleep me. - You wish. - I don't wanna talk about it anymore. - Hey everybody, this is Taylor, and welcome to episode 86 of Pot as My Co-Pilot, which means I'm starting the show. We are joined tonight by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Hello, darlings. - And Ronan. - Hello. - And cashing in his, I get to be on Pot as My Co-Pilot coupon from his birthday last-- I actually love that, not last year. It was this year. We have Michael from the Q-cast connection. - Happy birthday to me. - Yay! - Woo! (laughing) - Isn't your birthday in February? - Yeah, it was in February. - That's why. - Wow. - That's when I got the coupon, and I said, I think it's time. - Yes, because you know, our coupons do expire at the end of the year, but not for you. (laughing) - Well, we'll see. - Taylor put that little blurb on the bottom, but they're also said, you can co-host on Pot as My Co-Pilot, or receive a free blowjob from Taylor, and-- - A free boat blowjob? - A free blowjob from Taylor, and obviously you picked co-hosting. - Well, he's got a boyfriend now, you know. - Oh, my God, are we still on that, and I'm all having a boyfriend thing? (laughing) Jesus. - What can I tell you, you know? - Well, let's ask Michael how he's doing. What's going on, what's the latest? - Oh, what is the latest? Life here in Orlando is sunny and fabulous. - Yeah. - You bastard. - Well, I'm sorry. (laughing) I'm still a little horse, I'm still getting over cold. - You've been a little horse for a whole-- A horse! (laughing) - A horse! He's got the musticky shoes, boys. (laughing) - Horse is in Sarah Jessica Parker. Yes, horse. (laughing) - Horse is in hung like a horse. - Oh. (laughing) Jesus. (laughing) - From your mouth to God's ears. Anyway, everything is good, how are you guys? Doing okay, you know? Doing okay. - It's been so long since I've seen you in person. - I was going to say I miss you. (laughing) - It's been, what, 48 hours? - About that. - How about that? - Yeah. - About that. Michael and the always lovely Kevin B came to my birthday party that Tappy threw for me. - Aw. - Super B. - And proceeded to talk about it on their show before I had a chance to on ours. (laughing) - That's what happens when you're quick like us. You know, the cute cast connection. We don't wait for no man. So I guess you listened to the show. - Yes, I listened to it last night. - So you heard the big announcement. - Yes, yes, I figured you'd want to talk about that. So do you, so most people actually probably listened to our show as well as people that listen to our show, chances are they probably listened to your show as well. But why don't you share with the masses what you talked about on your show? - But first of all, were we accurate in our assessment when we read the mail from the listener who liked us better than you? And we said that Taylor was right now and like throwing things around his house. (laughing) - I actually was just starting to nod off because I was listening to it as I went to sleep and that kind of woke me up a little bit. (laughing) - We said we can just picture Taylor right now going, God damn it! (laughing) - So that is the caliber of listener that you guys get. (laughing) - Yeah, I know, sad, it's sad. - And that was Alonzo, wasn't it? - Alonzo, yes it was. - Alonzo, llamas? (laughing) - Okay, first of all. (laughing) - I think it's Lorenzo llamas, isn't it? - It is. (laughing) - Alonzo in Indiana. - I don't know. - It's the top of my head, I'm trying to remember. - Well, he's from Indiana, come on. - Well, I know. He doesn't get a lot of culture, is that what you're saying? - Well, I'm from Ohio. - Yeah. (laughing) - As my co-pilot equals culture, since when? - You who live in Monroe, come on. - Monroe. - Monroe. - Monroe. - Anyway. - Well, Michael and Kevin came to see us, and, plus, little Super B's heart, he had to work the next day, and he was very, very tired. - Yeah, he ended up getting about an hour and a half of sleep, I think. - He, him and I got about the same, so. - And then we had to go to another party the night, the night after, last night, so he was, he was in a rare form. - Oh, God. Heavy hangs the head. - I know. - Just last night wore the crown. - It's not easy being popular, let me tell ya. - It really isn't. (laughing) And my wallet's too small for my hundreds of a diamond shoes or too tight, I know. It's a rough life. - I know. (laughing) - But, Taffy, we did talk about your gorgeous house and your tree and how much fun we all had. - Aw, that was nice of you. - Yes. - Thank you. - Yeah, we had, how many people were at the party, would you say, probably about? - I think in the picture of everybody, I think there's 24. - Yeah, we had a bunch of people. We had a lot of my coworkers. The theme was Superman. - Yes. - So, as everybody came in, the Superman music was playing when they first walked in and, and Taffy, it looked like, you know, a Crayola place threw up all over there with reds and blues and yellows everywhere. And we had balloons and a wonderful cake that was shaped like the Daily Planet, a three-tier cake. - And we were all requested to wear red and blue. - Yes, and I think just about everybody did. A couple of people, I think, came in in black, but-- - You know who didn't? Tank. - No, Tank had on blue shorts and a white shirt. - 'Cause they had a blue on, yes. - Okay. - He had the blue shorts on. - The shorts looked black to me, so I wasn't sure. - And he had a red hand print on his ass from Taffy, so it-- - It was a yellow cock ring. (laughing) - God willing. - And he actually had his chest hair shaved into an S at some point. - Oh, yes. Speaking of chest hair. - Although I think Michael's is waxed into a little S. - Yeah, yeah. We had Superman stickers that were laid about, and Michael decided to put one on his chest under his shirt, and at the end of the night, I might have gotten to rip it off with my teeth. - Oh, wow. - And I believe I caught this on camera. - No, did you? - Oh, yeah. - With Michael's permission, I might be using it as art for the episode. (laughing) - I don't wanna see it first, just to be on the same side. - I'll send it to you first, and if you give permission, of course it will be all fancy-liking. It'll be tasteful, we'll do it in black and white. - No, the art needs to be the one of him just holding his shirt open with the S. That's fabulous. - Oh, good lord. - Or the one of him dancing. - That would be more skin than you show on any other online picture. - Who? - Mr. Michael. - Me? - Yeah. - What are you talking about? What are you talking about? - Nothing. (laughing) - Well, if I didn't like the picture you sent me, it was his balls, but you know, I don't know how much boys send between you on another, but okay. - Anyway, so the birthday party was a lot of fun, and as talked about already on QCast, but I'm not bitter about that at all. - Clearly. - Tappy was one of the surprises that nobody knew about with the exception of me, and maybe one or two of my coworkers, was that Tappy hired two of the cutest Starbucks baristas you've ever seen in your entire life. - Yeah. - To come and serve their holiday signature drinks at the party. - They brought their machines-- - Really? - They brought their machines and their syrups, and they had everything. - They had everything. It was crazy. - Wow. - And, and this is the best part, they were both very cute, and we think the one might have been gay, and the other one was definitely straight, and he talked about his wife, and all that sort of stuff. And the running joke of the night was, you know, at some point, I was not only drinking coffee, but I was drinking something called liquid kryptonite that Tank made, that was sour apple stuff, and-- - And, so I was caffeinated, and slurring my words all the same time. (laughing) - It was fabulous. It was fabulous. - And, you know, occasionally, I would just go, you know, why are there shirts still on? I don't understand. At one point, the guy just kind of like, you know, and, ah-ha-ha-ha, and it was like, deadpan. Do you see any of us laughing? (laughing) - I know, he kept saying, he would say stuff like, you know, "Is there anything else?" We could get you, and we'd be like, "Yeah, breakfast." You know, and it just all things like that. They were a lot of fun, actually. They were only supposed to be here for an hour and a half, and they ended up staying for four and a half. - Right. - It was awesome. - Well, wait, wait a minute. - I wrote an entertainment. - I wrote in, the other thing that you need to realize is there was a gay corner. - Yeah. (laughing) - The gay judgment corner. - The gay judgment corner, and there was, there was me, there was Kevin, there was Babaloo. There was Taylor's friend Paul, and there was Tank, who we made an honorary gay man. And we all sat in the corner. No one else would come near us. We all sat in the corner and judged everybody, 'cause we had a great vantage point. So we were also encouraging the guys. (laughing) You know, Taylor's going, "You know, I had her shirts still on." Then we're like, "Oh, ask Taffy. Taffy will get them to take their shirts off." (laughing) - Why are your shirts still on? And by shirts, I mean pants. - Right. (laughing) - So, up to all of my coworkers leave, it's the gay corner and Taffy. So in other words, it's the gay corner. - The gay corner. - The gay corner. - Taffy leaves the room at one point, and the guys are putting all of their stuff away. You know, so we're all just sitting around talking. All of a sudden-- - And by stuff you mean condoms and lube and-- - Right, right, right. - We were setting up the sling, and all of a sudden, the two guys come around the shirt corner in their khaki pants, and their Starbucks aprons, and no shirts. - Yeah, nice. - It was. - And they were built quite well. - Yes. - So, what do you do? Do you call Starbucks and say, "Hey, I need to have two stripper baristas at my house "for an hour and a half, and they have to be cute." - No, that is not. And back to this is the first time that they have done this. - And probably the last. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) Believe it or not, I got a very nice call from one of them yesterday that thanked us and said that it was a good, they had a great time, they didn't know what to expect, they were a little, you know, they were like, we don't know, they had no idea what to expect, they had never done it. Their manager called them and asked them how it went, they made sure everything was okay. And they were like, oh my God, it was so much fun, we would totally do it again. And I said, yes, I'm gonna start a new catering business called beefy baristas. I said because, you know, it was a lot of fun, but they had, as far as they knew, Starbucks had never did that. At least the Starbucks they worked for. But it was fun, I was glad. I was really glad they came, 'cause they were a lot of fun. - It was a really, really nice night. And everybody seemed to have a really good time and the food was all great. And I got some really great gifts, which I'm sure I'll talk about later on. And I, again, I cannot thank Taffy and Tank enough for throwing me this nice birthday party. And it was everything I could have hoped for and much, much more. - Ah, we kinda like you. - No, yeah. (laughing) - I know, it was a lot of fun. And, and, mama got a PlayStation 3. (laughing) - Nice. - Yeah, and, and, I got guitar hero world tour. (laughing) - Wow. - And? - It was, boy. - And, Kevin and Michael got me a stormtrooper help out from the Clone Wars. Which I have, I have worn, I can't tell how many times I've washed her, I was just doing a thing on my head. - Yeah, it's voice activated. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, I gotta tell you, the picture of me in my wheelchair and my red dress and the stormtrooper hat is our background. (laughing) - Yeah. - Well, because Tank looks at it and he gets hard. - Well, do you blame him? - You wheelchairs. - He looks at the helmet and then rubs his own. (laughing) - Nice. - But, it's funny, the dogs don't care for the helmet. (laughing) We had a, we had a Bulldog in the house as well by the name of Linus and I came around the corner wearing the helmet. Yeah, getting, you know, jumped at by a pug is one thing. When you used to that and a Bulldog jumps at you, completely different. (laughing) It gets your attention. - Yeah. - It does, it does. Yeah, Paul brought his Bulldog Linus who was the cutest dog in the world. - You are? - I took a, I took a million pictures of him and he was just adorable. And I kept saying, "Thank you, this is the best birthday present ever." And Paul would laugh and I would just stand there seriously like, "No, really, I'm keeping him." (laughing) - He belongs to me except this move on. - Yeah, Linus is very cute and I gotta tell you, Paul, equally so. - Yeah, I'm surprised if Paul managed to leave without a gaping hole. - He managed to leave his womb intact. - He managed to leave with his fortuitous-- - Without a gaping hole. (laughing) - Jesus. - Yeah. - He was, as we said on our show, he was delish. - Yeah, he's a sweet guy. He had, I said to him, I said, "You have to come on the show." Just because if you all think that I have stories about me being crazy now, me in high school, I am a, you know, Tony home perm away from being Glenn Close and Fatal Attraction. So, do you wanna tell this, do you really want to tell the story of-- - No, no, no, no, I know what you're gonna say and know the answers, no. (laughing) Just thought I'd ask. - I don't know, I learned a couple of things about you at that party. - Yes, yeah, apparently they were, you know, comparing psychiatric notes in the corner. - Oh, when we weren't judging everybody else, that's what we were doing. We were judging you. (laughing) - Yeah, I had to tell you, listen, I have to tell you Rodan, my favorite thing about the wheelchair is the fact that it's quiet and you could sneak up behind Taylor and he'd be telling a story and all of a sudden he would hear me laugh and turn on and go, "How long have you been there? Oh my God, stop doing that." It was awesome because he would get angry with me. No, it's not true. - So you got the stealth model, apparently. - And her family does not like that, so what have they done? They tied a balloon to the back of her wheelchair. (laughing) - One of the big giant Superman Mylar balloons is now tied to the back because our island is so tall. If I was in the kitchen, they couldn't see it. So the girls would be in the living room and they'd be like, "God, what is she? What is she doing?" And I'd be like, "I can hear you." And they're like, "Where are you?" So they ended up tying balloons on the back where they're like, "We have to know where you are at driving us nuts." I'm like, "Mm-hmm." - I was just disappointed that you have a regular. - Good. - I was just disappointed that there were no spokes on the wheels 'cause I was gonna put playing cards in there. - Nope, no spokes on the wheels. And Tank's already trying to figure out how to put a sidecar on a bicycle and he's trying to modify this thing in different ways and he actually was on websites today looking for hand-crank bicycles. Like, you know, the ones that are, the ones that are special needs bicycles. (laughing) See if they're available for routine. - Where can you build it, my co-pilot? (laughing) - Hey, okay. - Send your letters. - Taylor, you take to the next level. Good job, Taylor. - Taffy knowing you as I do, I was also disappointed that it wasn't this high-tech, you know, electronic model that you would just like, zoom around the house with. - She's the Larry Flynn of the podcast. (laughing) - I'm gonna tell you, Michael, I will tell you that I had one of those and I tried it out when we were in the store. And the reason that I didn't get that one is because what does a automatic wheelchair not offer me that a manual wheelchair does? Think about it for a second. - Tank, push me. - There you go, nope, exercise. - Oh, okay. - Exercise, exercise. - I am a little surprised you don't have like a little hover around for those moments when you need a little extra speed. - No. - And by speed, he means a joystick to sit on. - Well, a retrofitted, you know, I asked them if they could take off the leg lift and put stirrups and they just kind of looked at me strange, but that's okay. - Well, then you're gonna have some awesome biceps. - Well, let me tell you something. I was telling, I think I was telling you guys this at the party was that there was a ramp, Friday night was the girls Christmas concert and there was a ramp at the church we were at. I've always wanted to shoot down this ramp 'cause there's this wicked turn on it. So my mother-in-law was pushing me. My mother-in-law was pushing me in tank spell, three people behind us and I'm like, you know, let go of the chair for a minute. She goes, okay, and I pushed it as hard as I could and took off down this ramp and all tank knew was that my mother-in-law had been pushing me and that now I was flying down the ramp and he's screaming, "Oh, Jesus Christ!" He's like shoving people out of the way in the middle of the Christmas concert to come and grab me and I put my foot down and like slide into where the manger is and he's like, "I will kill you if you ever do that again." Oh my God, his face is all red. He's going to splash water in his face. So as soon as he walks in the bathroom, I whip my head around, looked at my mother-in-law and I'm like, "Watch the door." And the only way to get back up the ramp was the two handheld railings and I grabbed a hold of them and just like heaved me in the chair all the way back up to the top. I did it three times and I tell you something. I was getting a workout. It was awesome. I'm thinking to myself, how many other things can I do in this chair like that? - Okay, so have you already realized just how many things are not like handicapped accessible? - I'm keeping a list. - Yeah, I got freaked out by them. I was like, something I cared, all this other time. I'm like, "Oh yeah, we have to make sure it's accessible." And I'm like, "There's not enough room in this day a mile." - Well, no, it's not that I have to tell you. - You kids get off my lawn. - Exactly. - I've got to tell you them. I'm much more appreciative. First off, at the risk of making this go into a somber, somber moment, I got to tell you, I can see now where people who suddenly find themselves confined to a wheelchair for the rest of their life have suicidal thoughts. I know that's horrible, but no, I know, I know, trust me, because go to a grocery store and not be able to stand up and get something off the top aisle. It freaks you out, and you're looking for someone to help you going, "I can't reach the pickles." What, how can you not reach the pickles? It's ridiculous that concept. I'm a target tonight, and yes, I do. - You have to get one of those grabbers, yeah. - I was using tongs the other day. It was very funny, but I've actually become, I've actually become a giver in it, because I figured out that if I sit in the chair and I have one of my crutches, that my mop head would attach to the bottom of the crutch, like crudely, and I could mop the floor by like rowing it, like it was a rowboat, it was fabulous. But I was managed, I mean, I managed to be able to accomplish this, so I've actually found a lot of, if you ever wanna see how dirty your house actually is, get in a chair and look at everything at a completely different level, and all of a sudden, like the bottom of your cabinets, and where the back splash is on your doors, it's amazing how all the stuff that you missed that you could clean. - Only you could be in a wheelchair and become more OCD. - Well, that's probably true, because I just kept sitting there thinking, you know what I'm saying? This morning, before a tank got out of bed, I had organized all the drawers in the kitchen, because I'm at that level. I was like, I took everything out of the silverware drawers, the junk drawer, and I took everything out of the utensil drawers, and I know, I have a problem with this. My name is Taffy, I have a problem. - I'm also the parking, you have a tag? - I do, I have a temporary tag. - So how's the parking? - The parking is great. The parking is not a problem. In fact, I use my temporary tag tonight, in Ollie Pops car. - Oh gee. - So, 'cause of course, I can't drive, so she has to drive me to Target, which is an experiment and tear. - When were you at Target? - I was at Target tonight about six o'clock. - Oh, I was there a little bit later. - No. Well, I was there 'til like 6.30, but, you know, down there. - Fine, can't. - Yes, you know what, would you like to, gentlemen, would you like to know what I was buying at Target? - Something tells me you're going to tell us anyway. (laughing) - I was buying wrapping paper. And would you like to know why I was buying wrapping paper? Because Taylor brought me his Christmas gifts to wrap. Because I had nothing to do sitting in my chair, so I needed to wrap his Christmas gifts. Which is fine, I love that, it's another project. Except, because I am, as OCD as I am, I know what colors that he decorates his tree in, and my wrapping paper wouldn't match. (laughing) So I told Ollie Pops, after all of our stuff was done, I'm like, I've driven me to Target, she goes, why I said because this wrapping paper will not match, his ornaments, and that will drive me crazy, just knowing that they'll be underneath the tree. And she's like, are you kidding me? I said no, I said so unless you only sit here, and make paper with me, with stickers, I said, you're going to take me to Target. And she goes, oh my God. - Can I just tell you that right now, I feel a little bit of pity for your daughter's future husbands, right? - Oh God, no. (laughing) - Okay, then, can I just tell you, and not that I'm saying he's her future husband at Tawalla, but her current bow, he's gotten some big time brownie points with me over the weekend, just for helping out for Taylor's party, knowing I needed, you know, I couldn't drive and stuff. But last night was the Catillion Christmas ball, and he came down with us to pick her up after the ball, and he had the Cinderella horse drawn coach from the pier, and they took a ride, and he had organized it all, which was really, I thought it was really cool. - And then they went on the coach. - And then, you know-- - Is this the Bellamy kid? (laughing) - Is this the wife? (laughing) - This is the gay porn, this is the gay porn kid, yes. - Okay. - Who really, really, it's only in that picture, but yes, it's him. We have to come up with it. He's can be the quarterback, that can be his nickname. Because, you know, she's the varsity cheerleader, and he's the quarterback, so he goes-- - You call him what you want, we'll call him what we want. - Exactly, that's okay, because one of my favorite movies involves the quarterbacks. - And the coach. (laughing) - Oh my god, we sound so pervy right now. (laughing) - Well, it is pot as my co-pilot. - Yeah. - That's what people have grown to love and to expect. The classy podcast. - So Michael, I'm gonna try Disney on Saturday in the wheelchair. Is there anything you can-- - Really? - Advice you can give me? - No, 'cause I've never been in a wheelchair, I don't know anything about them. - Well, no, I didn't know if there was any little insider tricks you do. - No, but you know what, then I might-- - I don't think you automatically get to the front of the line anymore. - Super true. - Yeah. - Okay, we have met, right? - Oh, yeah. - We have met, right? (laughing) Let me rephrase that, I don't think normal people can get to the front of the line anymore in a wheelchair. - Yeah. - People without your persuasive powers. - Yes, normally Taylor would be with me, but unfortunately my mother-in-law will be with us, and I would never subject him to that. - I may still go, you don't know. - This is the first time she will have ever been to the Hollywood studios, and it's gonna be a nightmare, but that's fine. (laughing) I'm thinking Zephyr Hill's bottle of water, but actually filled with vodka. That's gonna be my new play night. (laughing) - And that's my histamines. - Right? (laughing) - It's happy, look at all the lights. (laughing) - Trail, trail, trail. (laughing) - I was at three different Disney parks yesterday. - Oh my God. - Yeah, yeah. We got up early 'cause we had to send Paul off to, he had a softball competition, and then we decided because it was my birthday, I wanted to go to Disney World. So we went to Epcot, and we saw all Kevin, and we spent some time watching him make fun of guests, which is always fun. - Well, he's good at that. - And then we just walked around for a little while, and then we went to Magic Kingdom for a little while, and then we went and saw all of the lights last night. - That's dedication. - I noticed a trend, which I'm sure I've seen numerous times before, but it seemed like there was more of them last night. And that would be the big people in the hover round, but not the people that had taffy that have a broken foot, or maybe have a horrible disfigurement or something. I'm talking about fat people, and not just regular fat people, but I'm talking like fucking freaky fat, like where they can't get their legs closed because they've got the 90 pound beach ball thing that like rests between the, yeah, lots of those. - Lots of those. - Those are always the ones who want to wear the elastic waistband jean shorts, or the elastic waistband gray sweat pants, and then they want to have the, you know, Tweety Bird slash Mickey Mouse is my home, or Minnie Mouse is my home girl shirt on, and they're going to have the ears on that light up, holding their six hairs back. No, it's true. I've seen them every time I go. - Well, there was-- - Well, you just described sprouts mama. (laughing) We were having lunch in, we were having lunch at Epcot today after my shift, and we happened to see such a person, we were having lunch in France, the French restaurant, whatever it's called. - Oh, I love it. - Yeah, we had never been, so it was really cool, and we had seen such a woman zooming by on her little rascals, it's probably four, 500 pounds, something like that, wearing a very, very tight, I might add, pink and black striped shirt, horizontal stripes. - Because optical illusions are a fat girl's best friend. - You know, the titled episode 86. (laughing) - My motto is, just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you have to buy it and wear it. - Thank you. Do you know that Lane Bryant sells thongs? (laughing) - Oh my God. - No, I swear to God, they sell thongs size 30, 32 thongs. My hand to God. And let me tell you something, if you've ever seen one of our friends, one of our friends has one, and looks like a rubber band around a basketball. It's the scariest damn thing you have ever seen. (laughing) - Which one has one of those? (laughing) - What? - John Goodman, the one we've been sworn, those who, one who must not be named. - Oh. (laughing) - She has a feathered thong that she bought from Lane Bryant. - Of course it's feathered, of course it is. - And I'm telling you this thing, and I'm not just talking about her, I'm talking about-- - I've been better than every three feathers. - If you, oh God. (laughing) - That should be the title, "Nothing Better Than Boopy Feathers." (laughing) Excuse me, ma'am, are you shitting a bird? (laughing) Oh, God. That's disgusting. (laughing) - I think you may-- - We lost our den now. - We lost our den now. - My bird. (laughing) - Sorry. (laughing) - No, I'm serious. - Yeah, so much. - I agree, Michael, 100%. They sell tube tops. - I know, it's just, it's wrong. - What the hell are you thinking? - It's wrong, I don't know. - If you, if you are wearing a triple D shirt, what kind of support is a tube top gonna do unless it's a headband? (laughing) That's what I'm gonna say. - Speaking of large people, that should, the inappropriate large people, we went to Space Mountain, 'cause you know, it's, I go to Space Mountain when I go to Magic Kingdom. - Right. - And on our coaster, it was one of those that it was dark and I thought I saw it, but I wasn't sure until you get out of the ride and then you're getting out and it's well lit. - Right. - If you're a woman getting off of the ride, I swear to God had to have been eight months pregnant. - I thought you couldn't do that. - They shouldn't have let her get on it. I don't think they should have let her on it. - Well, she got on it. She had a little kid with her who was probably like just barely the height requirement and I was appalled. - That was the Disney employees fault. I hate to say it, that's, that's not good. - Well, they may have been, not that, not that this is necessarily an excuse, but they may have been preoccupied with the pee-wee football. - Oh God. - Little league, you know. - Oh yeah. - It was hard. There was literally, I would say about 30 kids with about three adults that were directly in front of us and they were, you know, really well behaved and I say that with quotes. And at one point, just as you first go in a space mount, apparently two of the kids started to get into a fist fight. - Oh, nice. - Oh, good. - So one of the adults who I guess was the head adult, sort of literally, he was on one of the top stairs. You know when you first go into space mount and you start to go down those stairs? - Yeah. - He was literally on like the top stair and this kid was probably about four stairs behind him, picked the kid up by the back of the neck and lifted him up to where he was. And when he was just like, you're done for the day. That's it, you're done, you're done. No more rides, no more rides. And then proceed, which, okay, I get it. You know, you should have, you know, give me the kid a spinal injury, but whatever. But then proceeded to, you know, berate the kid the entire way down to the long corridor, up until where the corridor zigzags. But it was definitely one of those where it was more for everybody else standing around to the show that he was, you know, the good supportive coach who was all about teamwork and he kept saying, you know, you're a member of this team and da, da, da, da, and team, team, team, team, team, team. And I was like, okay, we get it, you're the big man. - And did he let him ride the ride? - Oh, yeah, of course. - Okay, well then your word doesn't mean shit, so. - Right. And that's the lesson. - I like it, because you are, you know, you're here, you know, on this vacation and you don't want to miss Space Mountain. It's pretty much what he said to, you know, I don't want to miss, you know, an opportunity to go on Space Mountain. - Yeah, as opposed to, you know, teaching you a lesson that might actually make you not become a roided out dick. But okay, whatever. Whatever, I hate people. - And that was, that was the quote of the day. By the time we got to the Osborne family lights, it was, I hate people. - Well, that's all right. I will say this, Bobaloo and I did do something that we have never done before. - You had sex on Disney property? - No, no, we've done that before. Plenty of times, please. - Join the club. - Bobal. (laughing) - You did hear that there is a new thing going around, that there is a new place at Disney to have sex, and it's at all four theme parks. - And a hush falls over the crowd. - And by the side, it's like you haven't. - Well, because I'm waiting to hear where the place is. - Companion bathrooms. That is the new make out place, yes. - I did. - That does not really turn me on, really. - I think that's more of the, just to say you had sex at Disney World, and that's a, you know, there's quote, unquote, a legal way for both of you to be in a room, and no one's gonna catch you, and no one's gonna say anything if you both come out. But I have, in the last couple of months, I have talked to three separate couples who have had sex in companion bathrooms. So. - I say be a man and fuck on the dance floor or between roles. - And well, since Pleasure Island is no longer there, they'd be fucking on the bear. The big blue house dance floor over, you know, and they could easily have that in GM, so I hope not, but mommy, what is that? That's just two otters. Wait, aren't they actually, are there otters actually in that show or something? Yeah, I'll get wrong. - Well, what I was going to say was that Bobaloo and I actually held hands. - Oh, I'm so proud, I need to get to see it. - We walked away, we're walking and looking at all the lights. It just, the mood just sort of hit us. - I have a picture of them kissing in front of test track. - And we kissed while we were in the lights? - I'm so proud of you. - I took a picture of us kissing while we were in the lights. - You're a good boy. - I'm very happy. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. - I'm a big homo. - Shocker. - I enjoy butt sex in Judy Garland. (laughing) - But not necessarily in that order. (laughing) - Well, like I said, butt sex has got to watch Judy Garland. - He wants to have butt sex with Judy Garland. - Speaking of which, speaking of not Judy Garland, but okay, and this is one of these that's gonna prove just what a big flame and homosexual I am. Okay, this is what we ended up doing on my birthday night because I was home. We, I don't know what made me decide I wanted to tape it. I've never seen anything by this person before. Is everyone here? And by everyone, I mean Tappy and Michael, aware of who Mitzi Gaynor is? - Yeah. - Don't tell me, hold on. I'm trying to think, why is that name even, I have no idea. - Okay, Mitzi Gaynor was-- - Oh, she's from Broadway, right? - Yeah, Mitzi Gaynor was in South Pacific. - Yeah. - She was gonna watch that man right out of my hair. - She was gonna watch that man right out of my hair. - Anyway, she apparently back in the late '60s and early '70s did specials, like variety show specials every year. - Yeah. - Okay, Michael, are you familiar with these? - Didn't she do the gay divorcee? Yes, she did. - Yeah, she's got a bunch of movies out there, yeah. - Go ahead. - Okay, well she, they did a thing, they did a documentary on PBS about Mitzi Gaynor. - Okay. - I've had all of these old specials that I don't ever watch PBS. I don't, I've never, I've seen a Mitzi Gaynor movie in my entire life, but for some reason it was Mitzi Gaynor, Razzle Dazzle, The Variety Show Years, was the name of this documentary, so I'm like, what the hell, let me watch it. Let me, let me set a Tivo it. It was like the best thing ever. (laughing) - Oh, that's good. - And it was, you know, Rex Reed, and they interviewed her and she's, you know, in her 80s now and she's got, you know, she's orange because of all the fake tan and the bleach blonde hair. You know, she's changed folks like, you know, 19 packs of cigarettes a day. It was, it was, it was really, really good. So if you happen to be watching PBS and you see that they're gonna show this special, you have to watch it. If for nothing else, all of the outfits that she wears, it was all, Bob Mackie did all of her outfits and it's, it's just, it's great. It's very kitschy and very fun. And that's not normally something that's completely up my alley, but it, I really enjoyed it. - When I kept thinking of Mitzi Gaynor, I kept thinking of something that looked like Ava Gabor. Am I wrong? - She said she's orange. - And she was, she was, she was really pretty. - Oh, well, we said she was orange. Then I started thinking like Raquel Welch or something, but I thought she was very Ava Gabor, or Ava Gabor, whatever name is. - No, no, she's, she's held up pretty well. She's probably been a little freshened up, but. - Oh, good. - But who hasn't? - Right, so actually, you know, we have to go back to something that we started to talk about a while before and then we got sidetracked surprise surprise. Michael, you made a big announcement on your show. (laughing) - Oh yeah, that. - Good catch. - Going back like 30 minutes. - Yes, I know, but I see, I do eventually try and bring things back. So. - Are you taking notes? - Do you wanna talk? - You're jotting down notes. - I swear to God, I'm really, I'm really not taking notes, but I made a little mental note in the back of my head. - Oh, I see. - Do you wanna talk about that at all? - Oh yeah, it's, it's, you know, it'll take about two seconds. It's just that we're going on hiatus for a while. - How long a while. (laughing) - What do you care? You don't listen. (laughing) - But I, but I check your websites. I actually check your websites, leave comments. So I should get some. - Well, this does give me an opportunity to catch up 'cause I, I listen, but I'm like eight episodes behind. - Did you just say I should get some credit? - She did, yeah. She gets some credit for going to the website. - So in other words, the fact that they're going on hiatus, you've made it all about you. - No, I was talking about the fact that I went on there. I go on there, both of their photo blogs and I go on cute cast blog. Shut up. (laughing) - When she says shut up, that means, - That means Taylor, you're right. (laughing) - Only in his brain, does that, that what I mean? - No, that. - Okay, so why are you guys going on hiatus? Back, back, back to Michael. - Well, not that, not too big a deal, actually. What I want to do is I just want to revamp the whole show and the blog and everything for 2009. So I'm going to take a couple of weeks off to do that and the holidays are getting really crazy for us, especially with my work schedule and, you know, four jobs and all of that stuff. - I was going to say you've only got 19 jobs. - Yeah, right? - No idea. - So we're going to do one more audio episode. I've got a video that I'm working on and then we're just going to take the rest of the year off and maybe like the first week or so of January. Give myself at least two or three weeks to just have some time to do all this stuff and to revamp the show. I want new theme music, new artwork, new website, new segments, new everything. It's going to be, it's going to be the new and improved cute cast connection. - Do you have ideas yet for the segments? - Yeah, I'm bopping around a few. Nothing concrete yet. We're bouncing off each other coming up with different ideas. - Is there anything you need us to do because, you know, we are apparently a spin-off of yours. - Well, that's what everybody keeps telling me. I've never said it, but, you know, that's what I keep hearing, you know? - No, but your husband did on your show. - And actually, before we started recording Taffy mentioned that she hated my husband now. (laughs) - Oh my God, he is the evilest man on earth. - What do you say about that? - And by evil, I mean perfect in every way and I'm thinking that there's a good chance that I could probably divorce Taylor, well, wow, that's a funny answer. (laughing) Wow, is that a Freudian's web? I mean, this is my podcast relationship only, of course. - Oops. - I've got to tell you, your husband created most ridiculously, ridiculously amazing brownies. I, it's one of those things, honestly, that standing in the kitchen tonight, the tank looks to me and he goes, you don't look like you feel good. And I said, well, thank you. I don't know if that's a compliment. He goes, no, he goes, something's wrong. What is it? I said, nothing, why? And he's like, are you dehydrated? And he's like going on with this for like four or five minutes. I'm like, I am, and he just look at me out of the corner of his eye and he go, what is wrong with you? And he goes, oh my God, I know what it is. It's why he goes, you need to brownie. You need to buy to brownie. And I'm like, oh, maybe that's it. Maybe that's what I need. He'd be like, I think I'll get one too. And literally, he's opening the bag up and he smells them and he puts it in the microwave for like 10 seconds to get it soft. And then he bites it in half and then he gives me a bite of it and he goes, no, wait. Don't swallow it. Just hold it in your mouth for a minute. I'm thinking, yeah. That's not the first time he said that. Exactly. Exactly. They have to be without question hands down the best brownies I've ever tasted in my entire life period. Maybe you'll get that brownies all the time when you become the new co-host on their show. Well, I have to. I have to tell you something. I made a decision last night that I had bought some ridiculous, ridiculous formal dress because we were going to a black tie next week, which we're not going to since clearly I'm on charity tail. But I believe by New Year's Eve, I will be off of charity tail, potentially. I believe I'm going to wear my fabulous gown to your house for dinner. Actually, he's finally decided on what the menu is going to be. Oh, what is it? Do tell. I don't know if I'm a Liberty to tell, so. Well, then save it. Don't give away his little surprises. One of the best things about the party was when you turned to Kevin and said, Kevin, can I please have the recipe to these brownies? And he went, no, no, yes, I believe that was the first time I've ever seen that. He just gave her that sideways glance and went, no, no. And again, that is why we love Kevin B. Someone does say no to Taffy. Even I know. We'll see how long that lasts. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, something tells me if anybody could hold out, it'll be Miss Kevin B. Yes. I bow at the altar of B. Kevin B is about as close to the full package as you can possibly get. Hey. I would tell him. What's he missing? Well, he's not missing. Shut up. The fact he doesn't have sex with the boys. I tried to give him a compliment. He's funny. He's smart. He's handsome. He's kind. He's tall. He's tall. He's just he's. He's tall, dark and dreamy. He is. He cooks. He bakes. He cleans. He sings. He acts. He dances. He's talented. He's creative. I, the more time I get to spend with Kevin, the more I, more I love him. I enjoy the Kevin very much. I enjoy the Kevin very much. I think I'll keep him. Do you know that I met Kevin this time last year? Yes, I was. Really? I was going to, I was actually going to call your show. I have the date. I forget what the date is. But I was looking at the pictures from the day that Kevin and I first met back at the end of November last year. And I made him get his picture tag with Pocahontas in Emokingdom and he was miserable in the picture and it makes me giggle every time I look at it. And I was going to call you guys and, and say to Kevin, happy anniversary. But I decided that would be creepy because I'm already calling you about the dreams that I have about you guys. I'm. Oh, yeah. Which you then. Okay. Now, what do you call your show spin off? Not only do you tell the, the shirtless barista story, not only do you read an email in which somebody says that they like your show better than my show now. You cut off my voicemail in the middle of it. Um, Rodan, just so you know, he referred to it as his show, not our show. Oh, yeah. I caught that. I'd catch that. Okay. Once again, you're making it all about you now, we're calling it out because you're making it all about you. Thank you. Rodan. Thank you. Yeah. You kind of did Taylor. I have to. Thank you. But in my defense, I thought it was like almost towards the end. And where it accidentally cut off, wasn't it? Hey, it was. I'm just giving you a heart. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. I mean, we're just giving you a hard time because I'm not allowed to say I or my. It's all about, you know, us or we apparently on the show. In my defense, it's because of the new Mac and I'm trying to figure out GarageBand and I'm trying to record like, you know, half the way I used to do on my PC with Audacity and I'm trying to play the sound effects and all the voicemails and stuff through GarageBand. And I just don't have it all in my pretty little head yet. So occasionally I make a mistake like, you know, lifting my finger off the keyboard before the sound cue is done, such as your voicemail. Well, that's fine. Because I thought, Oh, look at me. I can put the porn music under his voicemail. So I thought I was all cool because I was playing two sound effects at once. And then I got rid of one and accidentally got rid of both at the same time. So I'm a loser, God, Michael, I know. That's why I need to stop. You know, that's why I need to go on hiatus and, you know, rethink, rethink my purpose in the podcasting world. So can, can your listeners expect new segments or new interviews or can they be new? Right. Hopefully it's going to be new everything. If all goes well, like I said, new theme song, new artwork, new, you know, new voicemail song. Maybe if we keep doing the voicemail, we just, not exactly sure what we're doing yet, but it's all going to be new and improved. It'll just be the same tired old, you know, gay hosts. That's all. I think you guys should do video podcasts every week because your video podcasts make me laugh every time. I still, to this day, my, the most played video, including all of my children's performances of everything, is you doing, wake me up before you go. So all I can say is if the Christmas video I'm working on goes as planned, I think I'm confident it will top it. Wow. Yeah. Your Christmas video last year was fabulous with the mommy dearest and then the outtakes were even more fabulous, so I can't wait. This one should, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to pat myself on the back, but it looks good on paper. Hopefully it will translate to video and I think it's going to be hysterical and I think everything about it. Well, I'm anxious. Now I'm anxious. That's awesome. I can't get tailored to do a video with me. I've come up with fabulous ideas. I beg him to do him. He tells me he's going to do him. We never do them. I want to do a video. Taylor, you're missing an old opportunity now that she's in a wheelchair. Come on. Yeah, right. Michael, think of the song we could do. You and Taylor? Yes. You and I have a list of songs that we've talked about doing. I learned to the stream. That is what we are. I wanted to do all the podcasters doing hard candy Christmas, but Taffy said it was a stupid idea. Oh God. Hard candy. That is the way he made me listen to that song. I love that song. You kind of would. Taylor, didn't you ever used to watch the TV show or the movie Jackass? Yeah. You know what it's about, right? And all the stunts and stuff. Yeah, of course. You've got a co-host in a wheelchair that you could push down a hill. I'm thinking video podcast. You need to understand. Video podcast. Fuck that. Personal enjoyment. That's what I'm talking about. Because I know that Taffy will come up with a clever way to get herself out of it gracefully. As long as he can come up with a clever way to run from tank, that's all that. Yes, because again, it doesn't matter if tank is across country. I would do something like that, turn around, he would be standing a foot away from me. Oh, you know, I'm not talking about something that's going to actually injure her. Just something for our viewing enjoyment. I said, you know, I told him, I said we should reenact the scene and I'm going to alienate probably most of our listeners in Little House in the Prairie when Laura knocks Nellie out of the wheelchair and she rolls down the hill and she pushes the wheelchair down into the lake. And then she stays up because she can really walk and she was faking it. Why on earth would you want to reenact that when you can reenact whatever happened to baby Jane? I said that was the first thing I came out with whatever happened to baby Jane. I want to see Taylor and Betty Davis dragged. Come to this house any given Thursday then. Oh, actually the first weekend that Taylor and I spent together, the first thing he said to me was, Taylor doesn't do drag and I was very sad. I used to say it up to you. I used to say that. Then some people started offering me money to do it and I said, okay, you used to say that. And then seventh grade hit and you tried to dig in your mind. Oh, speaking of drag, though not necessarily drag, but I know that you have a spouse that did drag for Die Mommy Die. I got an email from you today about an announcement that you have about something happening in May. Oh, yes. I'm going to be directing a show for the Orlando Fringe Festival. Wow. Yes. It's going to be very exciting and it's the Tappy Carlisle Huffington story, the name of it being the well of horniness. It's a lesbian radio murder mystery comedy. Of course it is. Okay, then. And I'm not exaggerating when I say I have five of the hottest and by hottest, I mean most talented as well as gorgeous Orlando actresses known to man. Really? Yeah. They are like the cream of the crop of Orlando actresses, everybody knows who they are. That sounds dirty. It's going to be cool. It's going to be cool. So yeah, we have a Facebook group now and it's a website and all that stuff. I'm starting a lot of pre buzz already so people know what's coming. So I think I also invited Taffy to the Facebook group too. Okay, then I haven't checked her email yet. Trust me, she'll join it. She just won't know anything about it. I won't know that I've joined it but I will have him back joined it apparently. What do you control her Facebook group or Facebook? Yes. I know. I've never even seen my Facebook page. I had no idea. That's not true. She saw it once. She saw me write down her name and password and then that was the end of it and that was about seven or eight months ago. Yeah, I got it. Rodan, don't feel left out. I didn't invite you because I figured you're not local and would never be interested or go anyway. I will definitely go. Now is this a show that Lottie Pop can see or not because I would have definitely taken her to see Daimami die. I didn't realize it was something she could see. How old is she now? She's 16. Actually, if it's a show about lesbians then absolutely the little less Huffington would appreciate it more. There are no four-letter words in the show. She'll be 17, too, by the time this comes out, it'll be May. Oh, I just threw up in my mouth. Well, the little something to be 13, too, so maybe. Yeah. Sure. I have to think about that. French festivals, a lot of fun. I did a show in 2004, just as an actor, and it's a crazy event. It's been going on for years and years and years. It's pretty high-profile, so I'm looking forward to it. It's my first undirecting word. Awesome. Yeah. Excellent. Rodan, I'll think of something else to invite you to. Okay. A party in its fans. I was going to say, you know what? We got about 46 minutes into this without you guys doing some flirting thing. I'm proud of both of you. I'm trying to respect the whole lucky boundary thing. So, you know. Yeah. Because he said he wouldn't get in a harness for a 4G. Who said that? They all say that, at least. Lucky he said that. I was going to like, I was going to say that, I never said that, I've got one, I'll put it on. Oh, I mean, you know. Yeah. Don't worry, I'm waiting in the wings for the, you know, for the next Rodan lucky fight, so I'm there. Don't worry. I'm waiting in the wings. Plus, I know lucky listens to this. Hi, lucky. How you doing? Rodan, your birthday is coming up on what Thursday? Yes, on Thursday. Do you have anything planned? I'll be a third. I don't know yet. Really? To be honest, lucky is coming over tomorrow night and then over the weekend. So, I'm not really sure what we're going to do yet. So, how old will you be, Rodan? I'll be a third. It's a 33. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I've been dead in the gay community for three years at that point. I was going to say, so you are really the, you are the total baby of the group. Holy shit. What does that say about me? Never mind. Don't answer that. Just don't. Do you ever see that show Tales from the Crypt? Michael, I have no idea how old you are. Oh, someone's still bitter about the whole spinoff thing. Michael, aren't you my age? I am older than you are. You are? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But we were in Orlando for gay days. Youngins, like 18, 19, 20 that were like, fawning over Michael. So, you have seen Michael, right? Well, so I don't want to hear him talk about how old he is. Hot is hot no matter what age you are. Excuse me. Have you not see who plays James Bond? Man is older than dirt. Man is fine as hell. How old is he? Have you? I don't know. He's like, I'd be 50. He is not 50. Daniel Craig. No. 45 or 50. I'm looking it up right now. Oh, God. Keep talking. Okay. But again, we're not going to have to look things up. You are so... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh. So, what? You start editing the show. You can look at it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. He'll be like 33 or something. He's 22. Exactly. He's had a really tough life. That's his day. No. Seriously. Hot is hot. It doesn't matter what the hell age they are. He was born in 1968. So he is 41. He's 41. God, he's younger than Tank. And younger than I am. That's scary. But apparently, he's older than dirt. Well, thanks. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, it was freshly made dirt. That's okay. You know what? I don't mind the 19-year-old's fawning over me. That's fine. It's okay. Yeah. It's great for my ego. This from the man who I wanted to get a picture of him the other night, and because he had put the stormtrooper hat on, how to get up and go check his hair in the mirror. Yeah, that's what I did. I know. Well, I am gay. Come on. I have some stuff. Yes. Well, if you were a Louisiana boy, you'd have already lost your hair. So... Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you losing your hair? No, no, no. But all the guys around here seem to lose it around 20. The natives, you mean? When they graduate from high school, they lose their hair. Pretty much. And they get married and have four kids. So... Wow. That's all there is to do in Louisiana, is to fucking get drunk. God. Well, they get married and have four kids. And then they go to the gay bar and hook up with Rodan. Exactly. Hey. Oh, sorry. That only happened twice. That only happened twice. That may have only happened a couple hundred of times. It's fine. Exactly. Good Lord. You're a mess. You're a mess. Oh, speaking of lucky real quick, because he took me out to a nice Italian dinner at one of the nice Italian restaurants here on a Friday night and we want to see. Pizza Hut? No. Excuse me, Taylor. He said nice. It was the Olive Garden. No. No, it wasn't the Olive Garden. It was actually a real Italian restaurant. We have to call your reservations first. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Fancy. I bet they even got one of those wine bottles with the melted candle boy. I'm sad. I think we're going to have to wear shoes to this one. They have that hot chocolate there with the foam. They call that capo-chino. I don't see what the big deal is. I can just fart in my coffee and it makes it fall foamy. And he took me to go see a show over at the community theater, which was you're a good man, Charlie Brown, which is a horrible, horrible show. That's a horrible show, my God. Was he mad at you? Yeah. No, it was just very sweet of him. It was just because he was all very fast with the wallet. I couldn't pay for anything. I've done that show a couple times. I don't need to do that. He took his lady out on the town for dinner and a show. Did you wear your pearls and your clutch? Apparently he was expecting anal. Which is like he got when he got home. So wait, am I right in saying that you won't be seeing him at all on the day of your birthday? No, I won't be seeing him on my birthday. Okay. That's when I'll send the photos. Thanks. Appreciate it. Happy birthday. Give Rodana a little shower nozzle material. You can go to our blog, which is podasmycovilot.com. Call our voicemail at 206-202-5165. Email us at podasmycovilot@gmail.com. Join our MySpace group at MySpace.com/podasmycovilot or join our Facebook group, which is okay. So I love podasmycovilot. While that was all done on one breath, congratulations. Yeah, well. We'd like to thank our guest host this evening, Michael from Qcast, who we love at a door. We have to finish this up because we don't want to get near an hour because we know how you feel about the whole hour long show. That's right. I won't even listen to a show I'm on if it's more than a fork. Since we're a spin-off of his rules apply. That's true. No, it's a spin-off. Oh, my God. Don't attach a fucker. Shut up. I don't know. That's what you call this when we first started. Who? Who? Taylor. He said, "I think we're going to spin-off and do something." No. I was going to say, "He will kill you." I know. All right. I'm already replacing her with somebody next week. Do I have to replace you, too? Taylor. Do I have to replace you with her? I don't know. Maybe I'll replace you with, let's see, I'll replace you with a lady, a classy woman. I'm going to replace you with Pat from Don't Quiz or Kate. Why would you replace me? Because apparently you're going to divorce me and go marry Kevin. Kevin is dreaming. Kevin brings me baked goods. Pat is a cutie, isn't he? Yeah. He's great. Pat is very cute. Pat is very cute. Pat is supposed to come down for the gay days. I know. I hope he does. Really? I'd love to finally meet him. Yeah. I may not be able to go to the gay days this year. Rodeon, no. What? Really? That's horrible. Why ever for? Shut up. I mean, that sucks. Because of the whole merger thing. So... How's that going? That's our conversion month. It's going good. Huh. Very busy. Excellent. I guess I'm going to have to grow Pat in the Haunted Mansion then. God damn it! You have a boyfriend. Stop saying that! I love you, Babaloo. Poor Babaloo. Poor Babaloo. [LAUGHTER] Damn. Babaloo. I love you. I love you, too. You just got spin-off in me. [LAUGHTER] You know, Taylor, it could be worse. They could be saying you're a spin-off of some other show that you don't like. That's true. Think of the show. They could be saying you're a spin-off of. I'm not going to name names. And you know, I was going to say, please don't name names. [LAUGHTER] They could be saying you're a spin-off of the direct approach with British John. Well, God, that would be horrible. I know. God help him. That would be absolutely horrible. Right? Or is this where we talk about Big Fatty's that he puts us on the beginning of an episode? [LAUGHTER] I love Big Fatty. Anyone who passes out condoms at dinner, God love him. Yeah. Dude, I have to go get that Sam's pack of condoms now. Sorry. I still have a whole draw full of them from gay days. Really? I ran out of this. I can't say the same. [LAUGHTER] I'll send you some of those for your birthday, too. How's that? Oh, my God. OK, everybody. This is Taylor. And Taffy. And Rodan. And Michael. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. [MUSIC PLAYING] You've been listening to "How Is My Co-Pilot?" With Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Aren't you glad you did? See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] (upbeat music)