Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 83 - Taylor, Rodan and Jesus, or Does It Really Taste Like Chocolate?
We actually manage to get through a whole episode without any gross out humor! Well....kinda.... Taffy is going on a road trip, The TV season, movies, a little thanksgiving, Taffy and Taylor get real on Rodan (hey, that sounds like a great name for a new segment) and someone(s) have a birthday coming up.....
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(upbeat music) - Take your hand and run into it with your face. It's time for another episode of hot is my co-pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Take it away, kids. - You're listening to "How Does My Co-Pilot?" Episode 83 with Taylor the Latte boy. - Hey, y'all. - Rodan. - Hello, bitches. - And me, your faithful queen, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - You'd be by with your excellence. - I actually, our faithful queen would be Taylor, but wow. - Apparently, according to the latest review that we've gotten on iTunes, you are the queen of all queens. - I am the queen of all queens. - Wow. - Wow. I'm the queen of your queenness. - I'm the queen of the Babaloo Latte queen, so that's good. - We had decided years ago that Taffy and I were going to take over the world in five years. We're a little behind on that. - We actually have a world domination plan. - Yes, and I think-- - Well, that's good. - Have we talked about this before? - I believe we have, because we told that we were going to let Karen be our pet. I believe we have discussed this. - Oh, yeah, that part I remember. - Yeah, but so how we all doing? - We're fabulous, it's cold outside. - I know, I-- - Hell, yeah. - I walked the dogs tonight in a hoodie and a pair of shorts. - Heaven. - And by the end, by the time I made it around the corner, I had both of the leashes tucked up in the sleeves of my shirt and my hood was up in my head. - Now, for our listeners, you know, Cassie in Montana and our listeners in Washington, when we say it's cold, it's actually 56 degrees. But for us, it's 56 with a little wind, we are in heaven. I actually am recording the show this evening in my footy pajamas. I can't stand it, I'm so excited. - Someone somewhere is masturbating to the sound of your voice after you just said that. - Please. - Footy pajamas, oh, oh, oh. - Baby blue with clouds, yes. - Well, it's like 36 here right now in the town of Monroe. - Well, I'm going to be traveling up to the Ohio this weekend and the high today was 41. - Oh, nice. - My ass is going to freeze off. - There was, just, wait a minute, you're going to be on Ohio. - That's, yes. - Where are you, are you going to? - I will be, I will be about an hour south of Columbus. I will not be in my hometown where the home of the Sauerkraut festival, I won't be there. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - I was going to say because you should totally meet up. - Go see the guys in Dayton, I know I thought about that, but we're not going to be anywhere near Dayton. - Oh. - Because, you know, again, they owe me. And by they owe me, I mean, I own them. (laughing) - You owe them. - I do, because they went and took pictures and video of the Sauerkraut festival. - Oh, okay. - Oh, I thought you said you owe them. - I thought so too, I was like, wow, okay. - Oh, them. (laughing) - I understand that it's rural Ohio, but I wasn't aware it was that rural. (laughing) - We do still have lawn jockeys in my hometown, so I apologize to all of our listeners, but it's true. - I'm not charming. - Mistress Huffington, you own us all. - So you are going up for the Thanksgiving holidays, I'm assuming. - No, I'm just going up for the weekend, actually. We'll be back on Tuesday, we'll be back Tuesday afternoon. - Well, yeah, I know that because I'll be actually seeing you for Thanksgiving, but I figured you'd go up and do like a pre-Thanksgiving Thanksgiving. - Well, yes, we're having kind of like a preview of Thanksgiving where, you know, it's just a turkey leg as opposed to a whole turkey, you know. Actually, believe it or not, when I get up there, I don't want to eat anything. But you know how when you go back home, you have to have your favorite hometown food. Yeah, pretty much that's my only goal, is to go and eat the stuff that I want. Which is a Swiss Miss from Frish's, oh. - Okay, is it wrong that I want to have, when I go to Florida, I want to have checkers? - Yes, that is wrong, actually. - No, no, now if you could have your Swiss Miss thing, then he can have his checkers. - And White Castle. - Yeah, okay, because White Castle is so much better for you than checkers. - Oh, no, no, God, no, it's nothing, they call them belly bombers for a reason because when you eat one, they bomb your belly. - Oh. - Belly bombers are the worst. - Again, someone is masturbating listening, do you talk about this right now? - And Mike sells potato chips, anyone from up north understands. Mike sells potato chips and White Castles and Frish's. Ugh, can't wait, an extra price chocolate. - Oh my God, are you going to be doing anything other than eating while you're up there? - No. - Yes, no. (laughter) - This is gonna be the very first time that we go to Ohio and Tank has some perverse idea that he's going to take a tent in, you know, 35 degree weather. And his family has a very, very large piece of land and we're going to camp on it. Now you need to understand that the last time I was there, I was on the back porch and I watched a gaggle, I don't know, is that the right word, a pride, a gaggle of deer, I don't know. Literally like 10 feet from us and they're just standing there looking around and they're hanging out and there, you know, they're eating and they're just, you know, doing whatever. Now, here's what's going to happen. I am going to be raped by a deer. (laughter) I am going to be laying a tent and you need to understand that I sleep with when I open anyways and that's with a fan on. So God help me if it's nothing but, you know, silence and nature. And something is going to move outside and I'm going to pee in my sleeping bag. It will scare the hell to me and it's going to be, you know, probably, you know, I don't know, a bunny rabbit or something, but I just, I might do one of those like Blair Witch Diaries for a video podcast, you know, I'm in the tent. It's hour four, there's something outside, yeah. So, and I know that the girls are going to try to scare the crap out of me and that's fine because my revenge will be, that's fine. You could stay here tonight and then the fun will begin. Taylor, Taylor's going to go camping. Taylor and Babaloo and Tank and I have actually discussed camping. And by camping, of course, I mean the Walt Disney World Fort Wilderness version of camping. - Yeah, exactly. - I believe the other night you and Babaloo and Tank discussed camping where I talked about staying at the little resort town on the bottom of the campground. - You should have heard him, he goes, "Here's what's going to happen. "They're all going to go camping." He goes, "And I'm going to be the one fool "who heads up with a CNN and cameraman "who holds up a picture of Babaloo and goes, "Have you seen him looking for three days?" - Oh, wait a minute, an outlet mall and then I just go up camera. - Actually, Tank had a really good idea last night. We were laying in bed in post-Quatal Bliss and you know, the first thing that comes to his mind is, "We should totally let Babaloo take us at Miami. "That'll be so much fun." Him and Taylor could take us down there and like show us all of Babaloo's old haunts. I was like, "I have been trying to get Taylor "to Ohio for 10 years. "He has been trying to get us to Philadelphia "and Babaloo's going to get the first hometown visit." And he's like, "Yeah, it's closest." And I'm like, "Actually, it's not a bad idea." - Do you really think Tank will do well in a Cuban drag queen bar? - I think Tank would do well in a Cuban drag queen bar as long as he could do his glorious stuff on rendition of, you know. - Coming out of the dark. It'll be a Cuban drag queen bar, a cock fight, and a Santa Maria church. (both laughing) - You can send your emails to you. - You're doing awesome, boy. That's my profile. - Let me tell you something. I can see Tank on South Beach. I took a picture of Tank that he forbid me to post. Listeners, I'll post it, don't worry. - Really? - Boy's rockin' a six pack. It's ridiculous. - Really? - No, no, no, no. It's ridiculous. Like before I thought he was rockin' the six pack, I was wrong. Last night I took the picture and I'm like, geez, that's it. So then of course, as soon as I did it, Lollipop. - Was he at least cleaned up by the time he took the picture? - Yeah, shut up. Yes, of course. - It was beforehand. I am a lady. It was beforehand. - Those are often called cum gutters. (both laughing) - Oh, that's gross. - And now we have a time. - I was gonna say, I was gonna try so hard to not be gross this episode. I really want this to be your ass. - Cum gutters. - No. That's the sewage treatment plant. (both laughing) - Cum gutters, that's just not right. (both laughing) - You're on the next one. - Unfortunately, my six pack would be considered the cum landfill. (both laughing) - It's a cum bag. - It's a cum bag. - A cum bag. (both laughing) - All right, okay, sorry. - Goodness. - No more gross, no more gross. Finish the story. - That's pretty budget. - Okay. - We want Bobaloo to take us to Miami. - All right, well, you know what? - Make it happen. - He has to take me there first. (both laughing) - We can't experience this all for the first time together. - No. - Yeah, let's open that. - I'm just gonna put it out there and go, no. - I mean, we had to go to his family's house and hang out. I just bet he could take us down there for a lovely long week. - Yeah. - That's all. - Well, you know what? Maybe one day. We'll see. - We'll see. - We'll see. - We'll see. - Which is Taylor speak for? - Never. (both laughing) - Do you know how I can make that happen? - All I have to do is ask Bobaloo. - Okay. And all I have to do is blow Bobaloo. - Bobaloo knows where his hole is at. - Oh. (both laughing) - I believe Bobaloo knows where it's Taylor's hole's at. (both laughing) - Anyway. - Well, you know. - Anyways. - It's the glory hole that beats him. (both laughing) - Sorry. - That is not right. (both laughing) - I know. - Rodan is not right. Rodan, what have you been up to? - That's true. - Oh. I've been. (both laughing) Busy-ish. - It's being a glory hole. - I don't know. Yeah, right. - And cock fights. - I've. (both laughing) - And calm gutters. - I know. - How is Lucky? (both laughing) - Lucky's good. I'm gonna ask you for advice about Lucky in a minute. - Oh God. - Do you really wanna do that? - So be prepared. - You really want to do that. - Yeah. - All right, go ahead. - Well, Lucky and I had a good weekend. 'Cause we, on Friday, we went to dinner and then we went to the bar here, which was utterly depressing, but apparently the bartender loves us and she just kept giving us lots of very alcoholic drinks. - Excellent. - Yes, she kept refilling us. I'm like, I don't think you're allowed to refill us. She's like, I don't care. - What is Lucky's drink of choice? This is very telling as to what kind of man boy Lucky is. (both laughing) - Well, Lucky has two drinks. He's been drinking sex on the beach. - Oh my God. - Thank you, 94. - Most recently. - Thank you for announcing to everybody that Lucky is a bottom. Go ahead, his other drink. (both laughing) - Well, his other drink is a pineapple juice in vodka. - Yep. - Wow. And is Laboosh playing in the background? 'Cause suddenly, I'm taking back to 1993. (both laughing) - That's why, that's just, that's just wrong. - Oh, be my lover, won't you be my lover? (both laughing) - We bought some '90s dance mix thing that headed on there. We were listening to that the other day. - Oh God, really? - Yeah. - '90s music is horrible. I don't mean to cut you off, but I'm going to. - That's okay. - Recently, going through my iTunes stuff. Yeah, '80s music, really good. '90s music, most of it. Not very good. And then last night, we went and saw, and again, I will let you get back to your story. I just, but this is a segue into this. We went and saw Zack and Miri make a porno. - How was it? - Yeah. - It was cute. I wasn't my favorite Kevin Smith movie, but it was pretty good. But in the beginning of the movie, they go to their 10 year high school reunion, which would be 1998. So they were playing a lot of '90s music. And I was kind of like, God, this music was shitty. - Well, they played a lot of shitty music for the '90s in that movie. Like, I've been to a couple bars lately that have played a lot of '90s music, and it wasn't bad. - And other than that, though, the music in that movie is really good. I really like all the rest of the music, but just that particular scene where they had all the '90s music playing in the background, I thought it was them. All right, so I apologize, go back to your story. - Oh, okay. - About how much do you like big bottom girl drinks? - Well, yeah. And then Saturday, we went to Shreveport, where we saw role models. - Oh, how was that? - How was that? - That was actually, that was better than Zack and Mary making porno. So that was actually really good, but it was in the vein of like 40 year old version where-- - Version? - Where, yeah, version. Where they do the whole, we're being funny and we're being gross, but we're telling a really heartwarming story. - Well, that's the new Judd Apatow type, you know, where it's all that. - Yeah, yeah. - They're gonna gross shout, but it's gross out with heart. - Yeah, gross out with the heart of gold. - By the way, Rodin, Ernie, I think Carlisle had a good story. - I just looked up what you drink and what it says about you. - Oh my gosh. - Lucky's drink of choice. If a man orders it, what you're saying to the bartender is, I'm Gare the Lance Bass and Pink Paisley underwear. - You have seen the video podcast. - My favorite is if you order a mojito, which is actually one of my favorite drinks. It's not my favorite favorite, but one of it says, "Your mother was once raped by a bartender, so as a means of revenge, you'd like to order the most complicated, finicky, labor-intensive drink." (laughing) - Good lord. - I just drank a mojito a little bit ago. - Sorry, we're getting to, again, off the tangent, go ahead. - That's okay. We went to the street port and saw roll models, got to win some shopping at the Gap, where I bought two GAP sweatshirts, so I've never had a GAP sweatshirt before. And $150 at the casino. - Nice job. - Good for you. What are you going to do with that money? - I don't know yet, but I want to buy something, just kind of do some retail therapy and buy something just for me. And then on Sunday, we went to Waffle House and watched Casino Royale here at the house, and then went and go see Quantum of Solace. - Bobaloo wants to see that really bad. I haven't seen Casino Royale yet, so I feel like-- - Okay, you have to see Casino Royale. - Yeah, that's awesome. - You have to watch Quantum of Solace because it-- - It's the first sequel. - It does take place right after. - Right, and I explained that because when we went to the movies last night, he said, "Well, let's go see Quantum of Solace." And I said, "Well, I haven't seen the first one." And he's like, "It's a James Bond movie. They're all their own separate movies." And they said, "Actually, no, I know enough about this one. I know this one literally takes place like a half an hour after Casino Royale." - I think the two movies together make a lot of sense, and they work well, but I think Quantum of Solace is getting a lot of some bad reviews, because between the two movies, they've done every major visual stunt that girl in gold. I mean, they've done all that kind of stuff over the course of these two movies that they've done in the previous 20. - Oh, so it's almost like this, it's almost like a parody of all the other James Bond movies? - No, not at all. It's just, they just touch on very iconic moments. - Yeah, parody sounded like an homage. - Yeah, and it's, but it's really just rebuilding the whole Spectre storyline, and that part got, which is kind of cool, but it's almost exactly the same. And that's bothering me a little bit. But other than that, I mean, it was a good movie on it, and it's on its own. The two movies together are good, like, movie and a half. But yeah, it was good. I enjoyed it. - There was one scene in Casino Royale that, when Take and I saw it, we both gasped and cringed and had to look away, but it's still one of my favorite scenes in the entire movie. The chair scene. - What? - The chair scene. - Oh, thank you, yes. So for those of you who haven't seen it, rent it now, 'cause it's a great movie. And he, you know what, I am not a big fan, I'm not a big fan of the blonde boys, but he is fricking hot. - Yeah, no, he is, he's really hot, and he's really good. I mean, he is James Bond. There's no doubt about it. He is James Bond. And I mean, it was good, and I enjoyed watching both movies together. If I would have just gone in and watched Quantum, I would have not have liked it. But if, since we watched both movies back to back, it made sense, it all worked. - Well, then I'll have to call up to see Casino Royale then. Can I, the funniest part of Zack and Mary last night was not the movie itself. It was the probably 60 year old woman sitting by herself in a row in front of us, hysterical laughing through the entire thing. - Well, good for her. - It was, and she was one of those where there was times where they had moved on to not a serious scene, but like something where they were setting one other joke. And she was doing the wheezing, I can't breathe 'cause I'm laughing so hard. - Oh. - And that completely killed me. You saw the movie, right, Rodin? - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, the scene where, and it's a big payoff, so to speak, where the one guy is underneath the two of them, after they hit the big fight, I thought she was gonna have a heart attack. - Excellent. - I was actually a little surprised by that scene, even though they set it up before I am. - And I had totally forgotten about the setup for the joke. So when that happened, it was awesome. - Well, don't tell me 'cause I wanna see it this weekend. - No, I won't say anything 'cause it is one of the funniest parts of the movie, but it was really good. - I'll be seeing that this weekend while my daughters see Twilight, so. - Oh god. - Because, thank you. - Yeah. We have a bunch of employees who work up in the Pacific Northwest, and every time I go or talk to them, they're always talking about Twilight. I'm just like, oh my god. Of course, I'll see it 'cause it's craft with vampires, but still. - Exactly. Well, actually, it's what I call it is, teenage Harlequin romance vampire porn, 'cause that's pretty much what it is. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. Are you better now? - I am better. I am better. So I've been sick the last few weeks. It was part of the reason why we did that. - It feels like months. - It did feel like months. I had, at one point, I think about day five, where I was sitting in my car, trying to get the nasal spray that I just bought at CVS Open, and I couldn't get the wrapper off of it, like the vacuum seal wrap. - Right. - And could feel my eyes welling up, because all I wanted to do was breathe, because it's not bad enough that you're sick, but you're sick, and it's like 85, with like 80% humidity, so it feels like you're walking through a sponge, and I just, all I wanted to do is be able, you would think that would help with your ability to breathe, but it didn't, it was horrible. It was absolutely just gross. - So, but I'm doing better now, and I spent a lot of time watching my new HDTV, which was fun. I definitely have some people that are good to look at on TV, on HDTV. Some people that aren't, it's more fun to talk to the people that aren't. - Of course. - Tyra Banks looks like she was dipped in wax. It's like, no, she's just like one, she looks like she was formed out of complete sheet of plastic. She doesn't look human. (laughing) The other night, flipping through the channel on Larry King, which you would think Larry King would be scary, but he wasn't on Joy Behar, was the guest host. - Wow. - Apparently, her face was melting before my eyes. (laughing) Because her eyebrows kind of like hung over her eyes, to where she just sort of they kind of rested on her cheeks, it was not good. Who are the other people that I talked about that I told you? Jennifer Aniston looks like a trainee clown. - Yeah, he said she, and Oprah has huge giant bags under eyes. - Yeah, Oprah's not fun. There's a bunch of people. I think I'm gonna start posting pictures of people that are just like, yeah, not strong for HDTV, 'cause they're a little scary. - Yeah, you know, the whole thing is kind of sad though, when you think about it, 'cause no one. - Well, that's what I told him. I said that they sell those HD video camera, 'cause God help us if somebody gets one. - But we were just watching Heroes a couple of minutes ago. Do you know who looks really good on HDTV? - No. - Is Nathan, Petreli, Adrien, Adrien, and his star? His skin, I mean, it's completely where, he's got really good skin. It was good. - I wasn't like seeing somebody like Cameron Diaz, who doesn't look, or you know, Tommy Lee Jones. The people who you know really look not so great. - Well, the guy who plays his father on the show now, the guy that was in Jackie Brown, his name's Robert Farrister or whatever, he had, they had a scene together tonight, so where they were like really, their faces were really close to one another, where they were talking intensely about something, and Adrien Pestar is smooth, smooth, and Robert Farrister is like walking on the moon. It's very, you know, very wrinkles and cock marks, and it was amazing the difference between the two of them. And the guy who plays Siler is even prettier in HDTV, except his eyebrows, where you could make out every single hair of his eyebrow was a little-- - Oh my gosh. - Can I ask you an unusual question? Do people who have facial hair, are they more distracting than people who don't, because I would think the facial hair, when you can see every single little hair, that that would almost be distracting to me. - Yes, and tonight, Hayden, Penny Hairs, or whatever the hell her name is, she had on a wig, and it was very, which I think it probably would have been obvious in regular television, but it seemed particularly obvious tonight, that she had on this really bad wig. Why have they got her in a wig, I don't know. - I don't know. I'm currently sitting on a like 12 hours of heroes on my television because Tank hasn't watched them all, and I'm threatening to erase them every day. - Well, I don't, I haven't watched this tonight yet, but until last night, or until last week, I was really miserable at the season. I mean, I kind of enjoyed last season, and then this season was just like, oh my gosh. I said to Rodan, last week, I am pretty close to being where I just don't give a shit anymore. And that's what, I'm starting to get that way with most of my television. Like this week is the last A-N-T-M. I can't wait for it to be over, 'cause there's one last hour of TV that I have to watch. - But you don't have to watch any of it. - Well, but at this point, I mean, I've watched the entire season. I'm gonna watch the last episode. - Right, well of course. - And I mean-- - Well, did you know what Tyra Banks needs? - A smack in the ass. - No, she needs to hang around with straight people for a little while. Because it's obvious that she hangs around with her gaze too much and they pump her up and they kiss her ass. And that's why she's such a trainee clown with the models now. - She needs a straight reality check. - Yeah. - That's another one who doesn't look good. Is Paulina Poriscova? - Really? - Paulina Poriscova looks about 90 in HDTV. Like, I mean, that was the first night that we really had the TV set up and we had where it was one of my shows that I watched regularly. And the difference was jarring when she came on the screen. - Now, does we look any different on the HD? - Well, we got the component cables for the Wii. So it's the HD cables and we saw a big difference in a lot of, it's amazing the number of details in some of the, just the background stuff. - Yeah, that was awesome. - I have component cables for my HD for the Wii and, oh yeah, when I made the switch and I went back and forth a couple times just to see what I can notice, big difference. Now, I did the extreme balance test that you told me about yesterday. - Okay. - Yes, I finished it the second time I tried it. And I finished it in 30, I think it was like 33 seconds or something. The first two, you can get done in, you know, three, four seconds. The last one took me like 24 seconds. It was ridiculous. It is like literally, it is literally nothing. - Yeah. - It's, it's ridiculous. And it kept, it kept us sending the girls 'cause they couldn't finish it. And they were like, this is ridiculous. This is impossible. And I thought, but it was, it's a very good little balance test. It's very hard. Have you done it yet? - No. - Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you had did it. - No, bottle-oo did it. I watched it and sort of went, oh, I'm glad you're doing it 'cause I'm not doing that one. - You know, I think I have done it. - Were you clicked the little one that runs on the treadmill in the background? - Yeah. - I didn't even realize you could click him until Taylor told me. - And yeah, it wasn't pretty. It was like 35 or 40 seconds. You know, a little like was going red and was keeping. And I was just, yeah. - Speaking of fitness, physical fitness. - Yes. - You and I have talked about this, but Rodan, are you watching Biggest Loser? - No, no. 'Cause it depresses me. I, why? They're still all fat. The show's almost over and none of them lost any weight. - Oh, that's a good point. I don't know. - Yeah, I mean, it's like what? It's like week nine, 10, and they've lost 35 pounds. And usually by this point, they've all had their makeovers. They've all showed the, you know, being at the ranch for eight weeks has proved dramatic results and all that other stuff. Yeah, no. Not with this group. - Well, and you know what'll happen for the finale is that someone'll, you know, they're 35 pounds now. And then four weeks later, they'll be 150 pounds. - Exactly. - Lost, yeah. - Well, I think, I think I realize why we were talking a few minutes ago about how I am kind of just over TV. And part of it is that I'm watching, I feel like I'm watching a lot more reality shows versus, you know, actual scripted shows. And when you compare it to something like, you know, you've got like this show and Project Runway and America's Next Top Model, where it's all these people that are just very, it's competitive, but they're all ugly about it. Like this season on Biggest Loser, I know you're not watching it right now, but I mean, just the people have just been just gross. - They're horrible. - They're horrible. - There's only one or two people left that I have said, repeatedly, and I'm standing to it. If they get voted off, then I don't give a shit about any people that are left. But when you compare it to a show like, So You Think You Can Dance, which they don't focus on that, and it's all genuinely about talent, and it's not where anybody is necessarily coming off as bitchy. It's, that's why, you know, So You Think You Dance, I lived for So You Think You Can Dance all summer. - Yeah, I love it, sure. - Whereas all of these shows I don't really care about, but then I'm making sure that I see 30 Rock, which I know you guys don't watch 30 Rock, but Jennifer Aniston this week was hysterical. She played this crazy girl that was obsessed with Alec Baldwin. - Well, I did watch a show that you told me to record. I watched it this morning called Chocolate News. - Okay. - Oh. - Did you watch it last night? - It's on every night. - It was on last night, whatever one I record. I don't know if it might have been, you know what, I might have recorded like a rerun or something. - Okay. - I don't think so where he talks about, where he talks about the day after the election, the way Obama was dressed. - Yes. - I laughed out loud. I think three or four times it was fabulous. Okay, I have to ask, did either of you see "Sari Night Live" this week? - I watched a couple of things online. - Paul Rudd was the host. He was in virtually every skit. He was spot on, knew every single line. He did not look at a cue card one time, brilliant. He did, he and the one that is the crazy one that in the one skit, I have no idea what her name is, but she's one that is the woman with the little hands who pops the bubbles. - Christina Whig. - Okay, the two of them do a UPS version of Harper Valley PTA. Actual tears coming out of time. It is so completely, and then they do where he brings his college roommate home from school. - I saw that one. - I, that one made, we were all watching that one and the girls were laughing hysterically. I thought that was one of the best regular episodes. They didn't do anything political, except for his opening was a little bit, but that was it, and he was great. And it was, I think it was the first time he's ever hosted, but I thought he was really good. And I love Paul Rudd. I think he's dreamy. - Yeah, Paul Rudd's. - So I wanna hear, I wanna hear Rodianne's dilemma. - Yeah. - We'd have it, we'd have like some sort of, you know, Dr. Drew music or. (laughing) - Celebrity rehab? - It's a red line with Rodianne. (laughing) - Well, we have our "What's Your Name Again?" music. We should play that. - Okay. - Go ahead, let's hear it. What's your question? - Okay, sorry. I was waiting for the "What's the Name Again?" - Is the caller there? - Is the caller there? (laughing) - And from Louisiana, we have Rodianne. Rodianne, we're listening. - Okay, so here's the deal. I think I broke up with Lucky last night. - Jesus Christ. - So apparently Lucky is unlucky. - Well, yeah, and I'm not really sure. - Okay, so Taffy, forgive me if I'm wrong. Didn't he just get done regaling us with the wonderful weekend he had? - And then hold on, let's get to the meat of the issue. Let's hear it. - Okay, so first of all, let me preface this with saying-- - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. - Yeah. - Okay, sorry, my screen just went black and I couldn't get it to come back, so. - Okay. - But once you go black, you can never go. (laughing) - Now I have to keep that in. I was gonna edit that out. (laughing) - Go ahead. - You know, I went black once and I did go back. (laughing) - Does it really taste like chocolate? - No, it doesn't. - Now we have the other title for episode 83. (laughing) - All right, go ahead, let's hear it. - Okay, so, grab the help, what I was gonna talk about. Okay. - Apparently you broke up with Lucky. - Yeah, and let me tell you that, first off, that Lucky and I had a conversation very early on that said pretty much nothing was off limits unless he said it was off limits. So, I just want-- - Okay, how'd you last night when you bring in the sheep? (laughing) - That reminds me of a story I have to tell you when this is different, go ahead. - Okay, so he comes over Friday night and I'm kind of amorous, right? So he gets in the door and I pretty much decloed him the second he gets in the door. - Excellent. (laughing) - Well, except for the fact that he wasn't really all about it and so I'm all like going to town and doing my thing and-- - Well do I, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Now, you're an adult man. You know within two seconds if someone is into it or not into it, did you know he wasn't into it and you kept going? - Yeah, for about five, 10 minutes, right? - And you knew he wasn't into it? Well you thought you were going to seduce him with the art of Rode's love? - I thought he was just kind of-- - Playing hard to get. - Tired from work, right? Yeah, I just, I thought he was just tired from work and he, the two hour drive or the hour and a half drive and all that stuff. So, you know, I realized he's not into it so I just kind of, I lay off and he was really pretty distant the whole rest of the weekend. - Okay. - Starting with that and it just never really quite recovered from that moment. So he was like, silent. I mean we would go, you know, we drove to Shreveport for an hour and he, you know, if we had 20 minutes of conversation that was lucky. - Now tell me something, since I'm not privileged to seeing this relationship firsthand. Is he normally a talker? - No, I mean he's quite kind in general. He's very, very quiet and so he doesn't talk about frivolous things and-- - And are you the type that would do the whole? Is something bothered you? Is something wrong? - A little bit. Well, and Taylor knows me enough well enough that you can jump in here. Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not. - Were you doing that on the way? - Not like every five seconds. It was more like, are you okay? Is everything fine? You know, we kind of go through the whole weekend where it's kind of like this and on the way back from Shreveport, like I had my hand on his knee and he didn't like hold my hand or anything. We went to the movie, he didn't, we didn't hold hands or anything like that. We normally do and he's normally all lovey-dovey on everything. So, you know, we get back Sunday night, you know, between Shreveport and going to see quantum and everything else and I said, listen, I wasn't gonna talk about this, but I'm just, what's going on? 'Cause there's something wrong and I just, I'm not gonna let it pass. - Okay. - And so he goes into this whole thing about him being stressed out and, you know, worried about work and all this other kind of bullshit type stuff. - Okay. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it bullshit because he was making things up or is it bullshit because it was not important to you? - Well, it was like, you know, this is his last weekend, it was his last weekend off until after Christmas and he's all worried about the fact that he's gonna be busy at work and we're not gonna be able to see each other and, you know, he's worried that we're moving too fast but we're kind of moving the speed we are because of, you know, things that he said and wanted to do and, you know. - Now, by moving too fast, you're not moving in together. I mean, are you exclusive, just the two of you? - Yes. - Okay, so why is he considering moving too fast? - Well, you know, we've started using the L-word and that was definitely faster and I would have normally have done that. - Okay, the fact that you're hauling at the L-word instead of saying it is kind of telling. - Well, I mean, I really do, I enjoy his company and I love being with him and-- - Okay, okay, but I gotta tell you, when you catch yourself and say, I really enjoy, you know, being with him and I love being with him. I love being with you is not the same as I love you. - Well, and I'm a little bit more guarded now after the conversation we had last night. So that's, I mean, if we would have had this conversation on Friday, it probably would have been different. - Okay. - So, you know, we're kind of moving at the speed because he kind of instigated the speed, not his fault. I mean, it's fine. And so now he's kind of fearful and he's pulling back. You know, and I think we're having our, because we move so fast, I think we're having our three month crisis kind of fast. But so eventually, we're having this conversation. I said, I think you just need to take some time. - Okay. - And I just, I think you need to take some time and let me know how you feel in a week or so. - Okay, well, I don't consider that you breaking up. - Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't see what the, yeah, I agree with what Taffy just said. - Yeah, I don't see that as you breaking up. Now, unless you're of the Ross and Rachel, we were on a break mindset of, you know, we need to take some time and now you're gonna go out and have sex with someone from a gay bar. Because that would not be, put it this way. If you told me, you know, - Ross had sex with someone from a gay bar? I don't remember that episode. - No, if you and I were in a relationship and I was going through some stuff, you know, I don't know your inflection that you were telling him these things. But if you said, like, you know, I know you got a lot going on right now and I don't want to be part of the whole, you know, mind fuck, and if you need to take some time and, you know, wrap your head around work or whatever, I understand. - That being said, if you were holding a chair over your head while you were saying it, - Exactly. - Then he may have taken it as we're breaking up. - Yeah, if you presented it like that, no, I would not consider that you're breaking up. Now, having said that if you don't speak to him for the next week, then perhaps a follow up call might be, you know, an order. I mean, did you guys decide that you, when you, what was his response to that statement then? Was his response- - He didn't say anything. He didn't say anything and I'm worried that he's so, I mean, he's a very sensitive person. - Okay, so how did the weekend end? I mean, did it end on a good note? Did it end with you two saying goodbye and, you know, shaking hands? Or, I mean, literally, how did it end? - Pretty much after that conversation, he like laid on my chest for another 10 minutes and then- - You were in bed when you had this conversation. - We weren't naked. - You were in bed when you had this conversation. - Yes. So he then pretty much packed up his stuff and left. After about 10 minutes after that, and, you know, I walked him out, hugged him goodbye, and a light pack and that was it. - Well, at least it's not as bad as Miranda. You broke up with me while you're still in me. (laughs) Yeah, I don't know if I would have had that conversation while, you know, laying in bed maybe. - Well, okay. - But, you know, if that's when the conversation provides itself, then- - I can see it was one of these where I can see if, you know, I'm assuming you both were completely clothed. - Yes. - So it's probably a situation where you guys were both like talking and like laying on the bed or sitting on the bed while you were talking and- - Yes. - So the fact that it was, you know, in bed, that is- - When you say in bed, I'm thinking like your guys are, you know, done and laying there. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, we were fully clothed on top of the sheets. - No, I switched to me. - Yeah. - Well, I can, if it had already been an emotional and by emotional, I mean, you know, if someone, if I was with someone for two days and I was trying to pull conversation and pull affection out of them and I was getting nothing in return, I would be frustrated and angry. - Yeah. - And I can see where that would certainly frustrate you. And then if he has already stressed out and frustrated on top of it, then I think that that's, you know, that's a recipe for no good coming out of that. And maybe a little break would have been beneficial. But I definitely think if you want to salvage this relationship that maybe give him a couple days space and then I would call him and check up on him and let him know that you've been thinking about him and that kind of stuff, you know what I mean? - Yeah, that's, I was gonna suggest the same thing. I was gonna say maybe you should give him a couple days and then just sort of assess the situation and see, if nothing else for peace of mind of you so that you're not ripping out your hair. - Right, and that's closure. I mean, either way, if you call him and say, you know, just. - I remember back when I remember back, you know, Drum and I did that early on where we had, we had had some problems and went and hopefully, I'm assuming that Drum would be okay with me talking about this. I'm not gonna say anything bad, but we went through a period where we both said, you know, we need a week to kind of assess the situation and we, you know, it was fine. And I think I remember getting a text message from him maybe halfway through the week. Just checking in, sort of thing. And just kind of, you know, in today's day and age, just sort of sitting each other, yeah, I'm fine. You know, I'll talk to you later. And that was it. And then we talked, you know, at the end of the weekend and, you know, rather, we talked a week later and figured out what we were gonna do. - Yeah. - I mean, is this a relationship that you wanna cultivate? - Yeah, no, and I think part of my insecurity was with this whole thing was that I put myself a little bit further out on the ledge than I normally do. So I think that was, that's part of it. The other thing is, and Taylor can attest to this, is that when I get to, like, first start to know someone, I'm all about figuring out every way in which they tick. You know, I dig in places I shouldn't dig, I ask questions I shouldn't ask. - But that's the businessman in you. That's the business guy that's assessing the flaws in the diamonds that way they can, you know, figure out the best way that I've got 19 different analogies that I'm trying to use there. - Well, the one I was thinking of is kind of like, Siler, were you, like, you open up the brain, like, pokes around so it figures out how it works? - Well, but I think that's, you know, I just was talking with Taylor about this a couple weeks ago, you know, you walk into a room, he has to do it for a living. You walk into the living room to talk to the parents, you immediately look around the living room and assess the situation, you know, if they have a lot of religious artifacts, you know, you approach it from one way, and if they have, you know, South Park figurines, you know, you can approach it from one way. I mean, no, I'm dead serious. It's just like-- - And if you have Tinkerbell on the car, you approach it. - And you, well, exactly. But you know, that's how, that's when you go in to any kind of a job interview and you have any kind of a guidance counselor who knows what they're doing, they teach you how to assess a room when you walk into it, how to go into a job interview. The first thing you do, look at the walls, see where he went to school. If he graduated from his class from Harvard, you're gonna speak a little clearer and a little more articulate than if he graduated from, you know, Joe School of Learning. And then you can pretty much drop every big word you know, and it's not gonna matter. You know, that's, I appreciate when people can do that. I absolutely, because if you know how to work a room, you can get a whole lot done and with little work. So as a business person, it's brilliant. - I may have scared him though, 'cause I mean, and I do have that tendency where, I like, I need to understand something completely before I'm okay with it. And that's, and I may have scared him with that, I think. - Well, but that's who you are. And if he's frightened by that, maybe he needs some time to think, am I willing to put up with that to be with Rodin? - Yeah. - Yeah. So give him a couple of days, then figure out the situation, assess the situation then. That's my clinical advice. And by my clinical advice, I mean, Taffy's and I'm just agreeing with it. (laughing) - Why thank you guys. - You're welcome. - So-- - Join us next week on The Dr. Laura Show for-- - Oh, God forbid. - Oh my gosh. - God damn. So-- - Did a cop walk you there? - Something's coming up in a couple of weeks. - Oh Jesus, the birthday. (laughing) - Oh yeah, it's Taylor Rodin and Jesus. (laughing) - Taylor Rodin and Jesus. - Taylor Rodin, what is your birthday? - December 11th. - Is this six days after mine? - Right, so we were talking about this before, is that we were officially declaring it, you know, Taylor Rodin and Jesus birthday month. (laughing) - Rodin, do you know why it's? - What? - Do you know who shares her birthday with Taylor? - Who? - Not only does takes dad share a birthday with Taylor. - Wow. - But the widow Carlisle. (laughing) - Yes. They all have the same birthday. - That's insane. - No she is. (laughing) - So yes, the big party is coming up December-- - December 6th, my birthday is December 5th and Taffy is throwing a party for me December 6th. And I talk to somebody the other night and Rodin, guess who is coming to the party? - Luke? - No. - Jesus. (laughing) - Luke Miller? - Luke. - Luke, you can totally stay with us, that would be awesome. - No, back off, he's staying with me. (laughing) - You have Bobaloo now. - I know, but if I could have Luke too, that would be the best birthday ever. - Video podcast. - Video, thank you. My best friend from high school. - Really? - Boo-boo the cub. - Boo-boo the cub. - Boo-boo the cub. - Really? - Boo-boo is coming in Taffy. - He's coming in Taffy. I sent you an email about it. - A boo-boo. - Yep, me? You sent me an email about it? - No, I sent Taffy an email about it. - Okay. - Yes, I talked to him the other night on the Facebook. We're gonna talk about Facebook in the next few weeks because I am becoming a Facebook addict and we got talking about it and it's been a while since I've seen him and so he's coming up for it. - Is he staying with you and Bobaloo? - Yeah, he's gonna stay probably come on Friday and then-- - He's staying. - Come on Saturday. - I'm gonna say he's gonna come on your face. That's the one I'm gonna be gonna. - Will it is my birthday? No. No, he's a good guy and he's gonna be coming up and then he has to leave because he's in a softball tournament. So he has to leave early, early Sunday morning so he can get there back to South Florida for his softball game. - Why did I never have sex with Boo-boo the cub? - Because you value your life. - Give it time, Rodin. - Give it time. - So yes, so everybody can expect the countdown. I try and find a funny picture involving the number of the days it is to my birthday. - It's the final. - And post them on the blog, which is potismicopilot.com. - Really? - Yes. - So real quick, my sheep story. - Oh, okay, I really do have a sheep story. - I'm giving away the punchline and it is a quick story. I'm driving with the widow Carlisle today down the street that goes past my grandmother's house and I see a girl about 16 walking a dog. And the dog is kind of hopping. And I'm thinking, what the hell kind of dog is that? And it's white and fluffy and cute and we get up past it. She's walking a sheep on a leash. And I'm like, - What? - Well, hold on, it gets better. So I'm like, stop the car. So mom stops the car. I get out, I run over with my cell phone and I said, is that a sheep? And she goes, yes it is. Her name is Lily. I said, can I please take a picture of your sheep? And she's like, absolutely. So I took a picture of her. And I said, can I ask you another question? She goes, why the hell do you have a sheep on a leash? And she's like, it's my pet. She goes, watch, sit. And the sheep said, they own my way. - Oh my God, are you kidding? - Are you kidding me? And she's like, this is a baby doll sheep. And they only get to be about 40 pounds and you can buy them in Tampa or plant city. And she's like, you have to register them with Pinellas County because it's livestock, but they are a household pet. And I said, well does she sleep in your house? And she's like, no, she actually has a place outside. She's like, but they can sleep in your house. And she goes, you know, she's in our house all day long. She goes in my walker a couple times a day. - Oh, sheep in the big city. - Are you kidding me? It's sheep in the big city, exactly. - And so I-- - She does a cartoon on the Cartoon Network, right? - Cartoon Network. So I took a picture of her that I wanted to post because I figured no one would believe that there was really a sheep on a leash. It's like a little fun rope except it's sheep on a leash. (laughing) Who's saying freak on a leash? Is that Alice in Chains? - Freak on a leash is Alice in Chains, I believe. - Okay. - Except Man in the Box is Alice in Chains, which is the greatest Alice in Chains song ever, but you know. - Actually, it's funny you should mention crazy animals for pets. There was something on bit, and this is actually a sad story, but I'm gonna, 'cause we're gonna end the show on a bang. There was a-- - Actually, I think it was corn. - Sorry, go ahead. - There was, well you were the one talking about sheep. There was a couple that was staying in a camper out in Fortisoto from Wisconsin, and it was on Bay News 9 tonight, and apparently the camper burned down while they were out of the camper. So they have no way to get home because his wallet and all that sort of stuff was in the camper when it was destroyed. However, there are two pets we're able to get out alive. There are pets being a goat and a kangaroo. - What? (laughing) - They said that, you know, that's part of the problem is that, you know, Hurts' rent a car won't rent a car to somebody who's planning on taking a kangaroo to Wisconsin with them. And at one point she said, because apparently they own some sort of like petting zoo up in Wisconsin, but these two animals are considered to be more like their pets, and the woman actually said, on camera, they both sleep with us at night, and the kangaroo goes to the movies with us. (laughing) - Did you just sit there and eat the popcorn? - And he sits and eats the popcorn. She actually, that was the next line out of her mouth. - What movie theater's gonna let somebody walk in with a kangaroo? Now come on. - Maybe it's a seeing eye kangaroo. - It's a seeing eye kangaroo. - They're considered to be surface animals. - Shut up. - If there's a link to the thing on Beto's Nine, I will post it, and it's very sad, and they have where you can actually donate to this family so they can get back to. - You can actually wear like a hoodie sweatshirt and like shove the kangaroo up into like the pocket. - That would be, that's kind of meta. That's kind of ironic that you're putting a kangaroo in a pouch. - That's what I'm saying. That's perfect. - Oh my god. - Maybe that's where they keep their popcorn. The kangaroo is the first. - Oh. - All right. So it was just one of those weird stories. - That is bizarre. - All right, and on that note, now that we've talked about relationship issues and sheeps and hum gutters and Tyra Banks. - As long as you didn't talk about relationships, sheeps, cum gutters, and Tyra Banks in the same story, then it's okay. - Well with us, it kind of is all one big story. (laughing) - I thought we'd swear we weren't gonna talk about John Goodman anymore. (laughing) - And on that note, as always, you can go to our blog, which is podismicopilot.com. You can email us at podismicopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165. You can be our friend on MySpace, which is Myspace.com/podismicopilot, and join our Facebook group, which is okay. So I love podismicopilot. Thanks very much for listening to episode 83. Everybody have a good week. Taffy, have a good time in Ohio. - Thank you very much. And boys behave. - Yeah, we know you put the "O" in Ohio. - I put the "O" in Ohio. - She put the two "O"s in Ohio. (laughing) - I'm actually doing a little research for a third guest co-host for next week. I'm not sure who it's going to be yet. There's a small pool of potential applicants. - I can still do this your next Monday. - From Ohio? - But apparently not. - I assume that you were not going to-- - Wow, I'm replaced. - Yes, yes, that's it. You are going away. So this is instantly my moment to make my move and get rid of Taffy. That's exactly what I'm doing. - I know. - I can't believe I figured it out that I decided to ask you a year and a half ago to be on a show with me, so we would eventually have all sorts of listeners who would eventually come to love you who was that I could wait for the chance that you would eventually go to Ohio at a time when we decided we were going to change the taping of our show so that I could get a third co-host in, therefore removing you and have the third person in. I thought I was smart, but you're too crafty for me. I confess, I confess, you figured me out. The jig is up. - All Rojan and I want right now is the sweet release of death. (laughing) - That sounds very much like the ending to down with love. - I've never seen death. - We gotta close it. This is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And Rodan. - Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. - Bye bitches. - Bye-bye. 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