Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 80 - On Occasions Like Goatse, I Believe I'm Entitled..., or He's The Passive Agressive Dwarf...
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(upbeat music) - Jesus, I've become the ethnic man of the podcasting world. What, we're rolling? Shit. Put down that giant dildo, it's time for another episode of Pod Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan! Take it away, kids! (upbeat music) - Hi, this is Taylor the Latte boy, and welcome to The Always Gross, Pod Is My Co-Pilot, episode 80. - Why are we always gross? - Oh, you apparently haven't been to the iTunes library yet. - Oh, oh no. - Oh, why? - We got our first one star review. - Yay, I mean, ooh. - So basically there's someone going around being nasty and giving people-- - No, no. We're the only one that got a one star review from this particular person. Everybody else got four and five star, but we are gross. - Just us. - Just us. - Well, then don't listen. - I don't think that's a problem anymore. - I feel about it. We're not for everyone, just for the smart, cool kids. - Yeah, we, yeah, and you know what? Last night when I got home from Orlando, I checked and saw, oh, we have 127 reviews, very cool. And one of which was five and the other one was one, and I was like, oh, okay. And they said that apparently we have just gotten increasingly more gross and that we should be embarrassed out of ourselves for the episode 69. Were you listening to episode 69? - We're not the ones who should have been embarrassed. - Yeah, well, and don't get me wrong, I think we have gotten a little bit roaster over the last 10, 15, 20 weeks, but not, I mean, I don't know, I thought that was a, I mean, we generally warn people with work. And it's us, really. It's just the way we are. - Yeah, at first, I, for about, I was upset for about 30 seconds. - Yeah, that's what I was. - And then I thought, you know what? Qcast has gotten a one-star review. PNS has gotten a one-star review. B-Talk has gotten a one-star review. That's some pretty good company to keep with people with one-star reviews. So, you know what? We still have a five-star rating. Out of 127 people, one person at a one-star. - That's right. You can't focus on the one negative, you have to focus on the 126 who are. Six that keep coming back and that we love very, very much. - It's right. - Yes. - So, to that one person whose name I'm not going to say, go fuck yourself. - Oh, that's not nice. - They're allowed to have an opinion, just because they're less than 1% means nothing. - They're allowed to have an opinion, and just because it's wrong means nothing, but that's fine. - The opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. - Yes. - And apparently someone is one, so that's fine. Moving on. - Oh. - Since this is our 80th, I know. - I have trivia from 1980. - All right. - Oh, wow. - The cost of a new home, a three bedroom in suburbia, was 76,000 dollars. - Oh, you should have let us guess, but that's about what it's going to be after this year. - Well, I have a, let's hope. Okay, ready? What was the cost of a first-class stamp in 1980? - I'm going to say 12 cents. - I'm gonna go with 18. - I will split the difference and say 15. 15 is the correct answer. - Oh, okay. - What was the cost of a gallon of regular gas in 1980? - I'm gonna say 49 cents. - 121. - 91 cents. - Oh, okay. 'Cause it was coming off of the gas thing from the last gas crisis that we had in the '80s. Now, are either of you actually looking at any information on the internet? - I'm looking at the blue line on Audacity right now. - That's what they did. Oh my God, me too. - Oh my God! - Oh my God! Okay, then I have a question. Who was the president as of January one on 1980? - Carter. - January one of 1980? That would be Jimmy Carter. - Very good. Very proud of you. Because believe it or not, I kind of think if it was Reagan, I remember that Reagan took over, so that was why. - Yes. - God, we're showing our age so sad. Okay, here's one. Where was the winter Olympics? - Ah! - I figured you would know this, I'm very sad. - Okay, wait. Jesus Christ, give me more than three seconds. That was Moscow. No. - No. - Calgary. No. Moscow. - It was late class in New York. - No, that's what I say. - That's exactly what we're thinking. - Hey, was that like the last world's fair too? Or the last world's fair that was in? - I have no idea. - Okay. - Okay, and one last tribute question. On May 9th in St. Petersburg, Florida, what happened? Sending 35 people to a watery death, my world's greatest fear. - Oh my god. - That is when the big giant barge hit the skyway. Was in 1980. With the skyway, for those of you listeners who don't know, is a very large suspension bridge that is going over Tampa Bay. And the summit venture was the barge that smacked into it in the middle of the night in the dark and a bunch of cars went over. Not good. - And the bridge scares the ever-living shit out of Tappy Carlisle Huffington. - I'm gonna say something when we drove over it last year, going shopping the night of Thanksgiving. I think I had a miniature baby panic attack because it just freaks me out every time I drive over it. - I love going over that bridge. - Oh my god, I can't see it. It drives me crazy. - Well, speaking of St. Petersburg, go race. - Go race. - And go fillies, 'cause I'm from Philadelphia. So I honestly don't know who to root for. - The race. - The race are going to the World Series, hurrah. We're gonna have the first and second and then the sixth and seventh World Series games here and the Super Bowl here. Two-hour traffic is gonna be like. - Yeah, right. - It's not like everybody's going to, you said this over the weekend. It's not like everybody's going to stay for the entire time between the World Series and the Super Bowl. - You never know. Plus, we have snowbirds coming in. - The snowbirds will be down, yeah. - That's the part that I, and you know what, they're back. - Oh, I know, they're back in full force. - This would be where if I could find the track, I would play the do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, 'cause I am so tired of being behind a sea of grandma keys all going four miles an hour, down 60, 60. - Or the baby blue-linking- - With their Canadian license plates. - With the Ontario license plates. - Yes, and all you can see is the top of the hair and the two little hands on the wheel. It's a tragedy. - Strangely, I don't miss that. I just, that's the one part of Florida I don't miss. Strangely enough. - And I don't understand it. Most people work from approximately 8 a.m. into the morning until six o'clock at night. Why do all the old people who have nothing else to do all day decide after six o'clock and before eight o'clock is when they're going to go shopping in publics? - Well, not only that, but then at three 30s when they're going to flood the streets. - Three 30 to me, three 30 to four 30 is, it's ridiculous, the traffic around here. I don't understand why. What are people doing? - 'Cause they got to get to the early bird damn special. - There you go. - The Perkins. - There you go. - The Perkins. - We were at a Perkins last week. We brought down the median age in that place to about 84. - Exactly. Well, I have to tell you that speaking of old people and eating, Tank and I went to a restaurant that I've only think I've only eaten at once and we brought the median age down to about 106 and that would be Sam Selters. - Oh, really? - Well, I will tell you that I, the one down here is much nicer than the one in Clearwater and they had, all you could eat ribs. All you could eat baby back ribs. So we were like, okay, so we, thank you. - Babies? - So, all you could eat baby back ribs. We went, the food was very good, the atmosphere is very good, but there was a million in one, you know, over the age of 102. But the conversation in the booth behind us tonight, which was two little old men and two little old women and the men are sitting across from each other and the conversation pretty much went like this. I found a much better price on that at JCPenney's. Of course, I didn't go, but I did see it in their catalog. The other side of the table is saying, I know, I tell you what, that Ronday Barber, he sure is good, he sure is a good little player, except the women were the ones talking about the Ronday Barber and the men were the ones talking about the JCPenney's. (laughing) And I looked at Tank and I said, I think I love all four of them very well. It's because they were just there. A little, little, little, little, little, little. I love them. - I didn't even know they still made JCPenney's catalogs. - I didn't either. - You can still get the JCPenney Christmas catalog if you actually go to a JCPenney's like around November. I apparently, I don't know, that's what they were talking about. - I remember getting the JCPenney's, well I didn't get the JCPenney's catalog, but my grandmom did, my red grandmom, 'cause I had red grandmom and green grandmom, which, have I talked about that on the show? - I think so. - At this point, I'm confusing real life in podcast. - Like, yes. - Okay, I know. We've now, we've initially got to the point where I don't know what stories I've talked about in the show. - Yeah. - My grandparents, growing up, lived next to each other. My mom literally married the boy next door. When we would go visit grandparents, we might only have time to visit one of the grandparents. So when my sister and I would ask, which grandparent are we going to visit? It was either red grandma or green grandma, because my green grandmother lived in a greenhouse and drove her a green car. And my red grandmother lived in a red house and had red hair. So anyway, red grandmom used to pull out the JCPenney catalog as she used to say, "Now, I need to call Santa later and I need to tell Santa what you guys want." So we would sit and go through the JCPenney catalog and we would say, "I want that, I want that." And then my grandma would circle. And then she'd say, "I'm going to call Santa Claus." Until I was about 15. - Oh. - Now see, my girls do the exact same thing, except they have their own colored marker. And so I know that one colored in one rocker is for one child and one colored for the other markers and other child, except they're not looking at JCPen catalogs. - Well, my sister, I don't think my sister was really all that interested in the dukes of hazard action figures with the general Lee. So my grandmother could kind of conceive which ones. - But did you remember laying, I can remember laying and watching when they actually had real Saturday morning cartoons, when they wasn't whole channels devoted to commercials. And you would flip through the, you would methodically, and that was from the paper, were super, super thin, and you would flip through them. And then you would always come to the section now. You'd get to the toys, and then you'd get to the sheets for kids, and then you'd get to the musical instruments, like where they had the keyboards and everything, and the drum sets. - I remember the sheets. I don't remember the musical instruments. - Oh, I do. - 'Cause it was like a waste of damn space. - I can never understand. I was thinking, you know, why? How many kids did you know who had full, complete drum sets in their house? None. Except for like the one guy in the neighborhood who had it in his garage, because it's older. - Right, you could hear it all summer. - Right. - You could hear them all summer. - Yeah. - All right, now Rodan, back me up on this though. Wasn't the exciting thing when you would flip through the JCPenney catalog, and they would show all the new Star Wars action figures that were coming out that hadn't come out in the stores yet? - Well, not so much Star Wars for me. It was a little bit, I'm a little bit younger, so it's more like all the Transformers and all the G.I.Joes that weren't in the stores and stuff like that. So, and the fact that you could actually see the playset for like, you know, Castle Gray Skull, or just like Bulltron was in there, and I remember being all excited about that. - I can remember this strawberry shortcake set where you actually had this strawberry, and this strawberry, it was like a whole giant strawberry, and it opened up and it made like a umbrella patio table that strawberry shortcake and blueberry fin and all of them considered lemon meringue. - My sister had that. - Yup, I love it. - What's the name of the villain in that? - Uh, not crepes-uzette. - No. - It's crepes-uzette was my favorite of all my sister strawberry shortcakes 'cause I love the smell of grape. So, I would sit and I would sit and sniff her dolls, which now sounds creepy when you say that out loud. - Wow. - Well, of all the things you've done, that's the creepiest. - Not even close. - Nah, that's what the crew is saying. He's done this weekend, get real. - Yeah, right, it was like the pie maker or what was his name? - The pie maker? That's like in the strawberry shortcake porn, maybe. I don't know what that was going to look at, but- - I thought he was like a pie maker. - It wasn't the cream pie maker. - Whoa. - Ew, the milk pie, the hair pie. (laughing) - I was gonna go up. - Oh, thank you, but it did take us 12 minutes to talk about sex. - That was, again, I have no idea. I have no idea. Are you looking it up? That's cheating. - I'm looking it up right now. - Cheater. - I, the peculiar purple pie man. - Nope. - Ha ha. Apparently I watched my fair share of strawberry shortcake. - Well played, Rodan, well played. - And I don't have any sisters. - But you're gay, so that might be why. - There was also a girl, there was also a girl villain who was like an old lady. - Oh yeah. - And a snake. - Oh, I don't remember that. - See, I get yelled at when I have my online stuff up when we are recording. And yet, some people cheat. - Yeah, he does, but he edits, so it's all okay. - Yeah, and yet, some people still manage to occasionally have their online stuff up, and they don't get yelled at. - Who? - You! - What? - There's all sorts of times where all of a sudden you'll be reading something off. - That is true. - Okay, on occasions like Goatsy, I believe I am entitled. (laughing) Come on. - That's the title for episode 80. - On occasions like Goatsy. - Like Goatsy, I believe I am entitled. - Thank you. - Speaking of Goatsy, we saw Kevin and Michael over the way again. - Yay, oh, how are they doing? I missed that. - They're doing lovely. All my daughter had to say when Kevin stood up to give her hug, and we got back to the room, she's like, he is the tallest man I have ever seen in real life. (laughing) She's like, he's so tall. I said, yes, I know, he's never heard that before, so thank you. They were wonderful. I have the best picture of Michael ever taken. It's fabulous. - Besides his new headshots? - I think it should be cover art. - What is it? - It's him eating with food hanging out of his mouth. (laughing) - Nice. - Can you cast Michael, Skat Queen? (laughing) - Oh my. - No, we had a lot of fun. We had a really good time this weekend. We went to the celebration as we talked about in episode 79, and had a wonderful time. It was the first time in all the years that I've known, all the Huffingtons, that I've actually gone away with. - All of us, yeah. - Usually I just go away with Taffy, because skyrockets in flight after they do that. (laughing) - Apparently you know. - And this was the first time going away with both the girls and with Tank, and everybody got along great, and it was just, everything was just wonderful, that the hotel was really nice. - Do you know why everyone was going along great? Because it is an absolute proven fact that you are nicer when the weather is colder. - Hell, yeah. - I would say cooler, not colder. - But okay. - But okay. - But yeah, celebration is kind of cute. It's kind of stepford. - Well, it was built to be stepford. - Well yeah, pretty much, pretty much. And it definitely does that for you. But they had the cute little pumpkin patches and all the little cafes, and we had a really good sushi Saturday night. That was where we went with Kevin and Michael, and then went to Starbucks. - Surprise! - Yes, we went to, how many times were we in that Starbucks over the course of like 24 hours? - I think three or four. - Yeah. Yeah, we have a disease, there's no question. That's okay, I mean, are you ready for this? Friday night, take an eye, went to dinner, and then we went over to, we dropped a little stuffing ton off at her first boy girl party, thank you very much, where she danced with the real life boy. And-- - Aw. - As compared to the blow-up once a year. - Exactly, thank you. And we went, we said okay, well, we'll go to the Barnes and the Noble and hang out for a little while. We walk in, there sits Bobaloo and Taylor. So we ended up closing the Starbucks in the Barnes and Noble, and then we left and we went to a Starbucks. - Oh, oh my God. - I think Tank actually had his drink in his hand when he walked into the other Starbucks. - Why are they having financial difficulties at the Starbucks, you guys? - Thank you, we are single family, keeping them open, I have no idea how this is possible. - Well, okay, the way I looked at it was that we were having a good time, and I also knew that Taffy and Tank needed to stay in the general area. They were going to end up at a Starbucks. Bobaloo, if he could get a port put into his chest so that he could have his, you know, what is it? - True. - Okay, Quad Grande 5 Splendolates inserted into his chest, then it would just make sense for us all just to hang out. So we hung out until about midnight when they had to go pick up the little sobbing tin and sat and laughed and had a very big, deep conversation, philosophical conversation. And by we, I mean the three of them, and I just sat and looked around the room. - He said they're going, make the stop, make the stop, make the stop. Can I just tell you, I believe I enjoy the Bobaloo. - Well, that works out well, because he spent like 36 hours with him. - I would say I believe I enjoyed him because after 36 hours, oh, he wasn't on my nerves yet. I can't say that about most people. But most people, I can say that about an hour, 20 minutes. But no, I enjoyed him very much. He made me, he actually made me laugh out loud on several occasions and he made me, I was at you or he that made me spit up water. - That would be he. - Wow. - Yes, that is an accomplishment. But he was lots of fun. - Taffy Carlisle helping to did a spit take. - I did a spit take, and he made-- - And as everybody knows, Taffy never spit. - No, I am a lady, ladies. - Taffy swallows. - We have discussed this. He made lollipop laugh until she almost peed her pants, speaking the language of his origin. - But like a crazy person. - But like a crazy person, exactly. (laughing) - Oh, should we talk about the karmic retribution bestowed upon lollipop? - Uh oh. - That's your business, you talk all you want. - And being the big gay Disney nerd that I now am, I've decided that I need to have an antenna topper on the top of my antenna. And I've had the same one for probably the last six months or so, which is Mickey Mouse head with a, what do you call it, the Fantasia, the wizard cap on top of it. So, I always see that they have all these new ones and there's ones for the holidays, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, we are in the holiday store at Downtown Disney a few weeks ago before Halloween, and they have a package set which has a antenna topper for Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, St. Patrick's Day, Valentine's Day, and Easter. And they're all different ones. So I thought this was really great. This could be the big nerd thing that I do wherever you want, they change out my topper, whatever. I put it on, I purposely wait to put the bat Mickey Mouse head on until October 1st so that that way I have it. You know, I can enjoy it for the month and it's not on too early. - Sure. - Put it on October 1st, October 2nd, I meet Taffy and the girls for lunch at a chilis because again-- - There's like two restaurants. - Just left in St. Petersburg. I get out to my car, I start driving, I realize my antenna topper's gone. - Aw. - Now I'm thinking to myself, well that sucks, but you know, you're taking that chance when you are-- - Put it out there. - I've been around and you've got something that can be easily popped off the top of an antenna. Then I get thinking, I noticed that it took the girls, the girls left a little bit before we did while we were finishing up lunch, it took them an awfully long time to get to their car when they left the chilis. And about 20 minutes after I realized the car topper's gone, I get a phone call from Taffy going, "Are you missing anything off the antenna of your car?" Which I'm like, "I knew it!" And she's like, "No, no, it's not the one you think it is because I assumed it was the littlest Huffington that did that because she loves playing the practical jokes and all that sort of stuff." Apparently it was Lollipop. - Which is very uncharacteristic for her. - Yes. Two weeks have gone by and I'm thinking to myself, "I'm not gonna have that much more time to enjoy this antenna topper," which I know is a ridiculous statement to say, but the fact-- - No, it's very tailored. - But very tailored. - Very, very tailored to say that. - Yes, it's very me, it's the anal in me, and not the fun anal, the crazy OCD anal. Because I've got the anal in me. - Yeah. (laughing) - The other title for absurdity. We get to the Huffington estate on Friday morning, or Saturday morning before we're leaving Lollipop's car. She had gone, she had spent the weekend with some friends. I'd say, "Where's the antenna topper?" Taffy says, "It's out in her car. I go out to her car, open the car door. Taffy lets me into the car." Not only is my antenna topper sitting there, her favorite travel mug in the entire world is sitting next to my antenna topper. - Nice. - Now you need to understand that she covets this cup. She loves this cup. - Yes, so I turn to Taffy and lift the cup up, and Taffy says, "Absolutely." (laughing) I go to get in my car, we all get in my car, we drive, eventually Lollipop meets us for the weekend. Now, it's decided that we're going to the Food and Wine Festival, which I'm sure we'll talk about in a few minutes, and Bobaloo and I are going to go in one car, and the Huffington's are going to go in the other car, because they needed to leave it a little bit earlier, because this week is Spirit Week, and Bobaloo and I wanted to hang around. I decide that the way that I'm going to share with Lollipop, how I'm doing this is that while the Huffington's are driving on the right-hand lane, I'm going to pull up alongside the left-hand lane, where Lollipop is sitting behind the passenger seat, and pretend to drink from her cup with the window down, while Bobaloo is videotaping. (laughing) - Aww. - It's only six seconds of video. - It's going to be priceless. - It's six seconds that makes me happy every time I watch it. - Well, I wish that we had recorded the audio from our car, because it was, it was, she absolutely did a double take, and then was livid. (laughing) Now, one point, I think she actually unbuckled her seatbelt and leaned out the window, looking back at you, screaming. - She did, she did. - She was, she's like-- The video is, it's six seconds of where you click, you hit the play button, and you all you hear is-- (laughing) - She's like, "Are you kidding me?" - Yeah. - So, then she wouldn't talk to me for the first hour that we were there, and I said, you know, "You mess with me, I had no choice but to mess with you." - "You mess with the ball, you get the horns." - Yeah, well, I started to say that, and that just reminded me of the guy from the Breakfast Club, so I decided not to say it. So, at one point, she's like, "So when do I get it back?" And I said, "Well, let's see, "you had my antenna topper for two weeks, "I don't know what to tell you, "but you just turn around and walk, that's fine, "but you can see Steve coming out of her ears." So-- - Well, that's the way life goes. - I don't know, plus I also need to invest, you know, protect my, 'cause she said at one point, "Well, I was just trying to help you out "because that stupid antenna thing was ugly anyway, "so will your travel mug after I run over it "with my corner?" (laughing) - I took great, great pictures. I have one picture of Taylor and I, it totally should be covered right because it's fabulous. It's a very natural pose for the two of us, too. By the way, can I please just tell you, first off, thank you, Ricky, from Foul Monkeys, because you have made everyone in our family incredibly giggly tonight. The video that you've released, it might make me love you a little more, because I don't know why, I don't know what it is, but you look ridiculous and it is fabulous all the same time, so for those of you who have not downloaded the video of Taylor the Latte Boy, the most recent one, you must run, run to your computer now and do it, because it is just, it's just three minutes of happy. That's the best way to describe it. It's three minutes of happy. - Yeah, I've only seen about 30 seconds of it before you guys called me, and I'm just trying to figure out how you managed to get that beard. Is that like an hour's worth of growth? - Exactly. - So, I'm not that-- - Bearish. - Yeah, I'm not that bearish. - I will tell you that the first costume change you make, I left out loud, so you don't. - All right, well, it's our latest video podcast, and I decided to do it after I came home last night, and Ricky had posted a video where he's just sitting with a hat on, and it's close up his face, and he's lip syncing to "I Want to Break Free" by Queen. And that's all it is, and I thought, I totally wanna do something like, I even said that to Bobaloo, I said, and back to, there's a chance that before I go to bed tonight, I'm gonna record something. And then I was exhausted and ended up passing out, so it didn't happen. But I was listening, I had shuffle on today on my iPod as I was walking around the house doing things, and morning train came on, and I was dancing around, I was like, this would be a perfect song to do this too. So, I am therefore issuing a challenge to all the other podcasters that are out there to make one of these videos. And that includes the two of you. - Well, let me tell you something. Tonight, this became a topic of conversation in the Huffington household, and we had pretty much decided what song was going to be done, but I was not the one that was going to make it. I was trying to get tanked to do Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror. (laughing) - In full costume regalia. - No, it's not all about full costumes and stuff. The only thing that you need is a hat. - Yes, it is. - That's the only thing that you have to wear. - Well, fine, then we'll just have him do it in just a hat. (laughing) - That's fine. - But it's only from the neck up. - Speaking of costume changes, I don't believe we ever got a picture of Michael and his harness. - Oh, that's right. - I believe that's true, and I believe I take a picture. - Oh, wait, I may have actually gotten that. No, I'm kidding. I really haven't. (laughing) - And there's where Taylor has a heart attack. - I know, right? - So Food and Wine Festival was a lot of fun. (laughing) - Food and Wine Festival was great. I'm still stuck on the maple salmon. The maple salmon from Canada was the greatest thing I tasted. - Tank gave me the last little bit of his meat. (laughing) - Well, model time. - Just the tip, the last little morsel, the last little ever so sweet, we believe more so than this of his salmon, and it was really good. I have to say though, my favorite thing was in Australia, which was the pepper berry prawns with the sweet potato hash. I actually was walking past people as they were buying it, as they were paying for whatever they bought. Did you get the prawns? Did you get the prawns? Oh my god, the prawns are so good. (laughing) - Wait, when did they have an Australia land? Australia. They add them, they add countries. Yeah, we didn't know that either, but they add countries and it was fabulous. - And everything and all of the little, the buildings that they're in are all shaped like architecture from the region, or the EPCOT equivalent of the architecture in the region. It's really, really neat. - I thought it was really nice. I wish they had that. I mean, I understand, of course, why they can't. If you were a wine enthusiast, you would be very happy 'cause they had a whole shit little wine. - Yeah. - Which is classy. It was, I had some, you are classy, a shitload of wine. - Shitload of wine. - I had some reselling from, actually, I think it was from Australia. No, that's wrong. I don't know where I got it from. It was really good, though. And it was, I'd normally am not a big wine drinker, but I do like a reselling, and I'm probably massacring that title, but whatever. - What is so special? How did, okay, I've never been a wine person. I don't understand, it always makes my mouth feel like it sucks all the moisture out of my mouth. So I just never really-- - Yeah, some do. - I'm normally not a big wine person either, but reselling is sweet. So it has a sweet taste to it, because again, diabetes are raw. And that's why I like that one. - That's, I guess that's why, I mean, like, you know, arbor mist is fine for me, quite frankly. So that tells you why you know. - Just bring Taffy a good box one, and she's fine. - A good target juice box of wine, exactly. - You know what? I hear, though, that target box is a wine. - You're actually really good. - Exactly, so, you know, why not just do with, I don't know, I've never been a wine person. Of course, I don't drink beer either, so I, I can't imagine me if I drank regularly. I can't even think about that. I drink regularly. - Well, then you finally have an excuse for some of your behavior. - Well, first, who knows, drunk Taffy may be more like, you know, cooth. - A belligerent, I'm bad- - Did you just say cooth? - Yeah. - Rodana's dead to me. - Oh. - Well, can I tell you about my experience giving away your fast passes to Soren? - Oh, yes, please. - Okay, we had, we got there at, what was it, 12, when we got to Epcot? - Yeah. - We went right away, Tank went right away, and got everybody fast passes, but then the fast passes weren't gonna be until about 6.30 that night. - Holy Jesus. - And the Huffington's all had to leave, so she said, you know, Tank said, now you have to, you know, give away the goodness, because you got four extra fast passes that you're not gonna be able to use, so you have to give them to four other people, so it's fine. - So, Babalu had to use the men's room, and I was standing there with the four extra passes before we went in, I went out to two people that were standing there, and they said, you know, do you guys want these fast passes? They said, yeah, great sure. And apparently the guy went into the men's room, and Babalu actually saw his doinger, because he apparently was like unzipping and pulling it out before he got to the urinal, and he said it was huge. So we were standing in front of them in line to the whole time that Babalu's talking to me, I'm just thinking about this guy's big dick, but that's either here or here. So basically, tank's work led you to penis. - Yeah, right. - Tanks work often does lead to penis, but that's neither here nor there. So we have two passes left. I try and give them to this one couple. They pretty much say, no, we're not sure yet, but you know, come back in a few minutes, okay, whatever. Cut to, I look over, and there is a woman who is about, I would say, 14 to 15 months pregnant. - Oh, Jesus. - And she's walking with the big cup of water, the big bottle of water, and a Bavarian pretzel. And she's pretty much walking to where the Bavarian pretzel and the plate are resting on her belly as she's walking towards the entrance way to Soren. And they say to her, as she's walking in, you can't bring food or drink onto the ride. And she said, trust me, it'll be gone by the time I get to the end of the ramp. - Thank you. - And the girl was like, I'm sorry, I can't let you in there with food or drink. So she was like, but it closes in like half an hour. What am I gonna do? So she starts to walk away, and I walked over, and I said, when you're done with your food here. And she was like, oh my God, are you su-- Are you sure? And I said, I've got two extra ones, and we had friends that had to leave. She started to cry. - Aw. - I wanted to do this all day. I said, we eat your pretzel, and then come get in line. - Aw, that's good, then. You paid it, you did pay it forward. - I did, I did, I did. And I felt very good, 'cause everybody seems to love Soren, and I think it's okay, but I got to make somebody else happy. I got to make a pregnant lady happy. - Wasn't that a horrible movie pay it forward? - Yes, it was. - I never seen it. I just know that I almost had Linda Hunt as a mullet in it, but. - Hell of a hunt. - Hell of a hunt. Big Skeletor, a lesbian. - Yeah. - She's allegedly. - Thank you. - Allegedly that. - Allegedly, she enjoys a box lunch. - Oh, God. - She enjoys dining at the Y. - Yeah. - Oh, thank you for that. - We can't talk about this, though, because then we're gonna get gross. - Then we're gross, right? - You guys are so gross, and grody. - Grody. - Grody. - So, Rodan, what's going on with you? - So, we've talked for 33 minutes straight, and haven't given you a chance to get one word in edgewise, so. - So, it's a typical episode. - Exactly. I was just being Ed McMahon laughing, and trying to make sure I got the right parts in. - Yeah. - But are you rapping for freecreditreport.com? - No, but that, that, that, that fabulous. - Ed McMahon is doing commercials where he's like a gangster. - Pimper. - Oh, I have seen that one. - He's a pimper. He's a pimper. - He's a pimper. - He's a pimper. - He's a gangster rapper for freecreditreport.com. - Oh. - Not much, actually. Lucky and I just hung out all weekend. We went to dinner Friday night, watched, we watched, or we watched Cloverfield, which was, have you guys ever seen Cloverfield? No, you guys. - No, I, I, I've heard that Cloverfield is good if you were about 13. - Yeah, see, there's this like, you have to really not get motion sickness by watching people do flip video. Whether like purposely shaking the camera every chance they get. - That sounds like the video I put out today, 'cause it was definitely shaking with all the bouncing around. I was shaking. (laughing) - And watch Cloverfield went to Logan's, which we have a Logan's here in Monroe. - What's a Logan's? - What is it? - It's a steakhouse. - Oh, I never heard of it. - They've got great yeast rolls. - Yes. - And that's not a joke, 'cause that's not me, you know, insert joke here. That's, I really enjoy their yeast rolls. - Yes. And we carved pumpkins on Sunday. - Very nice. - So, but yeah, so we carved pumpkins and I took some video of it. So I'll send that to you. Along with the zoo video, Mr. Taylor. - Wasn't that supposed to happen like three weeks ago? - I'm just. - Yes it was. Let me alone. (laughing) - When are you coming back to town? - I don't know, but I need to see you guys, 'cause I am, I go crazy here with Louisiana. Can you believe Lucky has never been to Walt Disney World? - Duh. - I know. - Well. - If he gives it up, he will go to Walt Disney World. (laughing) - I was gonna say, he's gonna go to Rodan's Walt Disney World. He's gonna go to Pleasure Island. - You must be this tall to ride this ride. (laughing) - You must be this tall to ride the ride. - That's right, after you ride the small world, we're coming to Orlando. - Listen, oh, oh, that's not good, 'cause it's a world of laughter and a world of tears. (laughing) Did you know that Michael from "Cucast" had never been, had never had a Starbucks until yesterday, or until Saturday, I mean, I know. - He doesn't drink coffee, so he says he has no reason to go in. - I don't blame him. - Maybe he looked at him like he had nine heads. - I said, I don't know if I can even discuss this with you, actually. My entire views of the world have just changed. - Well, just unclench. Are we gonna get to a voicemail tonight? (laughing) - Okay, great. Our first voicemail is from the mystery caller from a couple of episodes ago, and we come to find out it was Brother Casey. - Woo-hoo, hello, Potter, it's my co-pilot. This is Brother Casey here. And I'm the mystery caller, 'cause, well, I was on these sinus pills, and apparently they'd make me forget my own name. So yeah, that was me, love the show, but I still have to say, yeast infections are disgusting, ew, love y'all back. - Well, Brother Casey, you don't have to worry about us talking about yeast infections and lube anymore, because apparently we're too gross. - Actually, I don't believe we're going to be censored by one person, so you know what? Yeast away, Taylor. Brother Casey doesn't like it, but you know what, Brother Casey still enjoys our show. - You've known me long enough to know when I've got sarcasm in my voice. - What? - I know. I have no intention of us being less gross. Well, that's not true. I mean, okay, we're going to be gross, but not for just being gross, not, we're going to be gross, but not for gross to sake. If it is applicable to the situation in which we are describing, then yes, yeast away. - Thank you. (laughing) - We have another voicemail from DQ Rick. - Hello, Taylor, a copy, Taylor, and Rodin. This is DQ Rick, the dairy fairy from mental awards radio and mental awards.com. Just listen to your last episode, episode 78, and thought it was fabulous. Yeah, I especially love this stuff about the year 1978. 1978 was a fabulous year, because the dairy fairy, DQ Rick, was bored in 1978. As far as Sarah Palin and Joe Biden debating, and Sarah Palin actually looking pretty good at the debates, I would just like to point out, and I can say this because I am from Delaware, Biden's state that he's hailing from. When you put somebody up against someone else who has the intellect of a fruit fly, of course, they're going to look good. As far as the judgment house, whole thing with the judgment house, whatever you want to call it, you say hypocrites, and that's all I got to say in the name of property. Anyway, love the show, keep up the good podcasts. Can't wait to hear more about the trilogy with Melanie and the killer yeast infection. Anyway, to those who are really grossed out by that in a sinterine thing, I just have to say sinterine and vaginal discharge. Scout. Well, I think that she is an idiot as well, Sarah Palin, and I saw tonight that apparently she is going against McCain and saying that she would endorse a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. I think McCain is going to do that as well. I think McCain is just grasping at straws, but. Yeah, I'm actually a little surprised by that because she was kind of pro civil union, at least on that debate. So no, she wasn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was never pro civil union on that debate. In fact, the very last thing she said is that she supported Joe Biden's thoughts and the fact that marriage is between a woman and a man. That was the very last thing she said about it. Yeah, no, don't get me wrong. I mean, marriage and salini are different, but for Republican even goes far as she did, at the debate was pretty, was pretty far. Not that I like to defend her or anything, but I thought that was actually stand up for Republican to say that. That she tolerates gays. Yeah, exactly. It's like the scene in the color purple where the woman goes up to Oprah Winfrey and says, your children are so clean. Would you like to come be my maid? That's the exact same tone and voice. Your children are so clean. Yeah. So she's she's an idiot. I've had plenty of conversations with gays here who are far more on the side of don't make us get married. Well, and that's that's a topic for a whole other show. I don't want to get into that tonight, but that it. It just comes across as sad. We'll just move on. We'll just we'll just move on. OK, and our next message is for-- oh, and DQ Rick. I enjoy you. I enjoy your messages. The fabulous. Find something new to say. Spectacular, wonderful, amazing. Spectacular, spectacular. I was singing that over the weekend. So we exciting. We'll run for 50 years. OK, we have terminally single Tim. We have two. We have two from terminally single Tim. Hello, everyone. It's Tim over, terminally single. I was listening to your episode 77 death come up behind. But I was one for Kathy. You come to Atlanta. I will gladly take you to a leather bar. The eagle here is quite fun. And it would be a ride with you. So get to Atlanta and we'll take you to the leather bar. And you can actually go to the gift shop and buy you some accoutrements. It's quite fun. Come on up. Let me know when you're going to be here. We'll go have a gale time at the leather bar. Bye. Hey, it's Tim from terminally single. Again, give me your call. I really should wait until the fifth bar call, because I just have to say, on the not right scale, that was a good 9.9. So what did the protein tickle? I mean, we're just happy, really, really. You scored major points on that one, because that was cracking up on the fucking road. Good. And then also, Rodan, yeah, he still could be a leather daddy. I can see it. He could be in a vest and a harness in chat. So I could so see that. So just let me know, of course, major points on this one. Very good. Very not right. And yeah, you scored any high on the not right scale. So enjoy. I am not a leather daddy. I'm not even in the leather. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I have leather seats in my car. That's about as far as it goes. You enjoy dominating people for a living. It's only a matter of time before you're in one of those little caps. Well, to me, you kind of do that to get over the fact that you don't dominate people in real life. So I didn't realize, so why should I need to wear leather? Now, see, this is very interesting that you just said that, because terminally, single tomb offered to take me to a leather bar if I was ever in Atlanta. Oh, you would be queen of a leather bar. No, no, see, but see, that's it. That's it. I am absolutely not the one who wants to do the tying up. I'm the one that wants to be tied up. So I think it's very funny that you said-- Really? --that because, see, I think that's very interesting, because I'm the one that's called a leather daddy. Well, you call me a leather daddy. Well, that's true. Instead of a submissive, not like I'd be either a submissive. Well, I didn't say I was going to be a submissive. Let's get real. We all know the submissives are the ones that are really in control. Anyways, hello. My safety word is yellow. Yeah, I'm not all about the bossy bottoms. Well, just why you and I don't have sex. Hello, we've just got-- [LAUGHTER] You and Taylor are bossy bottoms. Not all the time. Yes, you are. Pull my hair harder. Pull it. Yes, I can totally. Yeah, trust me, I was with him for two days. He's a bossy bottom. In fact, we were coming up with our dwarf names, and Babaloo goes, yeah, he's grumpy. [LAUGHTER] He's passive-aggressive. He's the passive-aggressive dwarf. Rojan swings the upward swing again. We have a message from Cassie. Oh, we love fucking Cassie. Tim, the next time I'm coming to Atlanta, I'll call you. We do love fucking Cassie. This is Cassie, and you know where I am. I'm not telling you. I love to call in and break up with your boyfriend idea. I wish I was dating someone because I would do that just to hear that on air. That would be hilarious. And thank you to all the listeners for the well wishes for me. And you know what, you just suck it up because of your fans. You know what, your fans are just going to take over the show. Didn't you get the memo? We're plotting against you. Pretty soon it'll be the plot of my co-pilot fan show. Yep, it will be. Anyway, take care. Talk to you later. Bye-bye. Hi, guys. This is Cassie again. I had to hang up earlier because some fucker came into my office and needed something and whatever. And then I forgot to call you back. But two things. One, Kathy, it's snowing. Right now, it's October 9. Yes, it is snowing. Snowing. Thank you. And number two, if you guys were to call me and record it, I would love it. It would be hysterical. And hopefully, I'd be in the middle of a meeting, and I would answer and say, hi, fuckers. Because that would be awesome. Yeah. OK, let me guys bye. OK, you're talking about people plotting against me all day every day. That is my nightmare. So the fact that you confirmed that that may be happening someplace, I'll lose sleep tonight over that. I hope you're happy with yourself, Cassie. You win. Thanks, Cassie. That means I'm going to have to put up with the repercussions of that. Well played, Cassie in Montana. You actually hurt me. Snowing. Really? Really? Why didn't you just call me in your flannel pajamas drinking hot chocolate, watching Brady Bunch reruns? Really? It's fine. Why did you just bring in a big icicle from Montana, knock at her door, would you? Oh, was it stabber in the heart with it? Exactly. Good. That's the wrong one. I'm wearing flannel sleep pants right now. You're wearing flannel sleep pants? That's why he won't sleep with you, Jesus. OK, what do they have on them? They're just plaid. That's barren. My moose pants or my penguin pants. I have not tortured him with those yet. They don't have like sponge bob on them or something ridiculous like that. And we sleep naked when we sleep together. And we still haven't had sex. Maybe he can't-- maybe he just-- Maybe he's just not that into you. I know, right? That may be the problem. We'll see. Does he listen to the show? Yes, he does. OK, I need to have my therapy music now. Ready? You don't have therapy music. Well, then you need to find some. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, make it happen. OK, that's right. The bossy bottom strikes again. OK, are we ready? Lucky darling, we love the throw Dan. We want Rodan to be happy and lead a long and happy and fulfilling life. Give it up. Just blow him. That'll buy you a couple of weeks. Blow him again. It'll only take a couple of minutes. Exactly. This is not going to be a lot of time for you. Then maybe around Thanksgiving, you can actually, you know, give it completely up. Just let him eat your ass a couple times. Maybe that'll make him happy. And then for Christmas, for Christmas, double anal, work with me, work with me. All we're going for here is happiness with Rodan. When Rodan is happy, the world smiles. When Rodan's ass smiles, we all smile. The end. That's a look of horror. That's not a smile. A happy ass keeps smiling for days. All right. OK. Our final message tonight is from Melanie. Yay. Melanie. Yay. I enjoy it. And it's Melanie from Don't Quit Your Day job, not too broadcast. Hello, pumpkins. This is Melanie from The Great Day Job. First off, I would like to offer an apology to Divey. Divey, I'm sorry that my sister happens to be as sick and twisted as she is. And trust me, steps will be taken to correct that. Number two, I was just listening to episode 78. And I'm listening to it on the couch because I need to put my feet up. I have spent the entire day priming the wall to the mast bathroom, and my two of these are trying to pull off. And I heard you start talking about in 1978. And apparently, Taffy was eight. Taffy, I was 12. That was the year before I started high school. So, yeah, you think it's bad for you? Oh, trust me, it's even worse for me. Anyway, kids, love the show. You know, I keep getting such a kick out of listening to the different intros from Patrick that you've been playing. Those are a lot of fun. Anyway, I will talk to you later on. Love you all. Bye-bye. Melanie, your sister is a mess, but we love you. And in 1978, you were older than me, and guess what? You still are, which is why I love you. Which is why I love you. I was really in 1978. I've been taught to respect my elders. You were three in 1978? Yes, ma'am. Oh, my lord. What year was Baba Blue born? I believe he was born in '75, because he's 33 as well. Let's see 33 yet, or is he 32? He's 33. Oh, Baba Blue's older than me. Yay. By a couple of months. So since he's older than Rodin, that means he's dead in the gay community. [LAUGHTER] Even though, excuse me, Baba Blue is getting it, and you're not, I'm just putting that out there. I know, and I'm dating a youngin. Proof that older men are better lovers. When do you even realize that? You who go for the 19-year-olds. Excuse me, tank is 41. Tank is a-- All right, we know tank is wonderful. I'm all ready to-- So is that our last voicemail? That is our last voicemail, so-- And we're under an hour. We are so good. Well, it's until I add in all the voicemails that I'm working on. So we're going to have to knock it out anyways. I will cut some of it out, don't worry. As always, you can go to our blog, podismicopilot.com. You can leave us a voicemail at 206-202-5165. Email us at podismicopilot@gmail.com, and you can join our MySpace group, which is MySpace.com/podismicopilot. And our Facebook group, which is OK, so I love podismicopilot. Yay! And leave us five star reviews. Instead of what? Like the fuck stain who did. Yeah. And-- And I didn't get to tell the story about why my picture looks like that online, so it'll have to wait until next week. You look like Thing 2. I look crazy. I look disturbed. I look like I should be from Huvil. Huvil was on acid. I don't know. All right. All right, guys. Everybody have a good week. We will see you next week with episode 81. This is Taylor. And Taffy. And Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING] You've been listening to Pod is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Our chip legend did. See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] (upbeat music)