Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 79 - J'Aime La Queu!!, or Betty White Licks Pussy (Alledgedly)
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[music] Put down that DVD box set of "Punky Brewster" season 4, it's time once again for "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Here we go, kids. You're listening to episode 79 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with your hosts, Taffy. Carlisle Huffington, and Taylor the Latte Boy. Jim LeCair, bitches. Oh yeah, and Rodan. Taffy LeCair, and Rodan LeCair as well. And apparently, at orchestras behind me, fantastic. Apparently. So how's everybody doing this week? Well, Taylor yells at me with the other computers on in our office, so I turned it off, and then it did its little shutdown, la, la, la, la, and so that's what it was. It took it long enough, but Jesus, sorry. I'm having a lovely week, even though it's Monday, but I think I actually like recording on Monday better than Sunday. I'll be honest with ya. I really like it. I really like it. I do. I don't know why, but I think I kind of do. Sunday tapings always stress me out. Aw, well, we don't want to be a source of stress, we want to be a source of joy and pleasure and pleasure to admit that I like it too. Really? So Monday it is? Are we moving? Are we recording night to Mondays? I think you're the one who edits, so it's kind of based on that. Well, and part of my reasoning for doing that before was because then I'm off on Mondays, so I have all day to edit, but then the problem with that is then I end up editing all day. Oh. And it takes up a good part of my day. And the last couple of weeks sitting around in my underwear till four o'clock, playing video games and, you know, catching up on TV and podcasts, kind of fun, kind of enjoying it. So, yeah, and I've been, we've recorded on Mondays the last couple of weeks and I usually get it out by Wednesday. This is thrilling for everybody that's listening to this, by the way. It's behind the scenes at Pot is my co-pilot. It's an in-depth look into the inner workings. Yeah. It's behind the pod. Behind the pod. Well, then I say that we do a pilot program of recording on Mondays for at least a little while and see how that goes. And if that's a problem, then we'll move it to another night. Fabulous. All those in favor? Aye. All right. There we go. The eyes have it. Thank you. Donna Mills. Donna Mills. Was that even her book, "The Eyes Have It?" Oh my gosh. Thank you. Wow. Talk about pop culture reference. I tell you. I tell you. It should be any more rapey. Never met a care and I didn't like. Except for this one. Oh, Lord. Speaking of books, I'm reading a good book. I got a good book this weekend. What book are you reading? And again, a comedy podcast, I realize. It's called "Not Just The Levy's Broke" and it's a first person account of Katrina, but let me tell you something. It's freaking amazing. It is one of those books where, of course, as our listeners are aware, I have the attention span of a net. Well. I have the attention span of a net and it's, I usually, when I sit down at the barns in the noble or the books a million as it were, I usually take like four or five books. So whichever one peaks my interest is the one I get and usually I make it through like two pages and I toss it aside and grab another one. This one was the first one on my pile and I didn't put it down until we were ready to leave. Excellent. Yeah, it's exactly the book. I strongly encourage anyone who would like to have a very riveting read. This is it. Yeah, and it's obviously it's a true story, but it's gritty. Gritty is the best word because she tells it like it is and it's very good. I love it. Excellent. Yep. Excellent. So I just saw that one of my favorite authors has another new book out and I still have his book from last year sitting on my table and my, on my coffee table. Would that be, would that be the David Sedaris? No. Oh God. No, I have, I have started to read David Sedaris and I just haven't gotten a chance to read through it as much as I would. A guy named John Katz, who ironically writes about dogs. Is it KATZ? KATZ, yeah. And he write, um, the first book of his that he wrote was a book called A Dog Year, which was about his, he had had two yellow labs and they were getting to be senior dogs. So he decided to get an, okay, okay, apparently he didn't have yellow labs. That's not what the book's about. I can't think of that. But it's about his first year with an Australian sheep dog and how the sheep dog compared to a yellow lab, which apparently is like, you know, just wants to hang around and lay down and take naps. This dog was crazy and how he would like run through the streets of his town after this dog. And it was, it was, it was a really, really good book. And then he wrote a book called The New Work of Dogs. And it's all about different people and their relationships with dogs. And it's just, it's just a really good writer. Well, you know, my relationship with my dog, I gave birth to her so that would be my relationship with her. Yeah, that's, that's a way to look at your relationship with your dog. Well, do not be spiteful about that puppy because I love her. The Rodan does not read, unless it's like a corporate, unless it's like a corporate, you know, how to kind of guide or yeah, I think right now I have fierce conversations. And by corporate, how to guide, he means, of course, porn. Yeah. Well, what's better than barely legal junior executives, oh, oh, against the copying machine. I want to show you my stock portfolio. We made it five whole minutes. I know, right. That's not gonna be a first question. Can, well, first of all, I think that we have a celebratory celebration thing type stuff and junk to talk about. And that would be Ms. Taffy Carlisle, Huffington's wedding anniversary. Oh, yeah. It was our 18th wedding anniversary and we still like each other, which is kind of cool. That is good. And it was our 18th anniversary and she's lucky to be walking. A lot, what, jealous? No, we went to the celebration and we, we, and you celebrated? We celebrate. Thank you. No, I was very homesick for the Sauerkraut Festival, which we'll get to in a minute because we have a couple of people to genuflect in front of. But so he found out the celebration, well, people pay for that. Anyways, he found out the celebration was having their harvest festival, where they lined the little town with, you know, the proverbial tents and they sell things like pumpkin pie pizza and roasted corn and it was fabulous and wonderful and they had like a Dixieland band and horse and carriage rides and it was exactly what I needed. They had pumpkin patches and it was just very down home comforting and it was, he knew exactly what I needed and it was perfect because I was very homesick and it, it, it kind of fed me a little bit. It was, it was lovely. And it shut up. I know you're giggling because you're a four year old, but that's fine. I said, well, that's nice. No, it is. It was very sweet. Good. And then Saturday we rode our bike 20 miles because, you know, a 20 mile bike ride to get me in the mood for a harvest festival was actually a lot of fun. We had a great time, but we had, in the end, we're going back to celebration this weekend with the Taylor and Bobaloo. So it's double the pleasure sort of, it's double the anal pleasure. In that hotel at the same given moment, two people will have probably have things in their butts. No, actually they won't because our children will be in our room. We've already thought of that, trust me, we thought, how can we make them sleep with them? Hmm. Actually we come up with a lovely plan. Taylor, why don't you and Bobaloo take the girls for ice cream? And then when you give me the look of, I would give you the look of, shut the hell up and get them out of the room. And you'd be like, yeah, yeah. It's going to take a break cream. Yeah. Yeah. I will be more than happy. Well, isn't there a Starbucks like right down the street from the, um, yeah. Okay. Actually, should you be caffeinating, youngins? Taylor, Bobaloo, Little Tuffington, and Lollipop at a Starbucks with a pack of Uno cards will be gone for hours. Exactly. That's good, we might need hours. One never knows. Well, you will have to walk the next day, so we don't want to have, you know, go full steam ahead. And we might let the Little Tuffington go boy and boy, and we haven't decided to. Ah. Yes. Boy and boy is where they, you know the video that's on YouTube of like the fat boy with his mom and he like, they shoot him in the air and on this, in the likes round thing. And then he ends up sliding out from underneath the, I don't know, it's a horrible video. I think we've had it on the podcast before. Yeah. I think we should do that because you know, good parenting hurrah. I thought I was going to do three, two, one fly with them. I think you're going to do that as well. I think you doing three, you doing three, two, one fly with the girls, they would lose their mind. They would go crazy. Only because of the momentum that I would create for them. This is going to be so much fun. Oh my God. I can see my house. Yeah. We've never actually seen it do a full loop before. That will be a video podcast for sure. And then we're going to the Food and Wine Festival at Epcot. We are. Which I was at yesterday. And how was it? Was it good? Well, it was. Yeah. We actually met up with some of Babaloo's friends from Miami actually and their names are crap. What other names? Their names are Roger and Martin who are from Miami and speak, you know, the Spanish way. And then their friends from Canada, Jean-Jacques and Patrice speak French. Oh, I'd love to know, right? So it was very much the, you know, half of the conversations in Spanish, half the conversations in French, half the conversations in English. And it was, it was like I had, you know, the world pavilions all around me all day. It was a lot of fun. We rode every single ride. Epcot has to ride. Did you, you rode Mission Space? Uh, yeah. And we did the orange. We did the heavy duty side. I was okay with it. Babaloo, not so much. He was pretty sick for a while. So then we thought, okay, we'll do something relaxing. So we went in to do Ellen's, you know, lesbian adventure or whatever. The problem with that is it's that that huge, like almost iMac screen that goes like swooping into places. So that was almost where we're like, okay, this is easy because, you know, here's Ellen on Jeopardy and all that sort of stuff. And then all of a sudden it's swooping and he just put his head on the back of the chairs in front of me, which is like, oh, I can't take it. I don't like, I don't do those. We actually didn't get to the Food and Wine Festival till late. And it was not what I was expecting. But in a good way, it was a bet. I think it was better than I was what I was expecting except that we didn't really get to try a whole lot of food because by the time we got there, it was late. And I was more about the, what if I eat something from the first two to, you know, little pavilions. And then there's all these other things that I want to try and I'm not going to be able to do it because I've filled up on the other things. So we just did a couple of little things going around the sides. And the smithereens were there this weekend. So we got to see the smithereens perform briefly. And is X-pose A there this coming weekend or the next week? No, it's like a weekend after. So I'll be going back the weekend after. Oh. However, the highlights of the weekend had nothing to do with food and had nothing to do with the rides it up cut. Really? Because I enjoy nothing more than people watching. Of course. Things okay, anytime where within the first hour of the time that you're at Epcot, when you go into the men's room and a little boy about the age of, I would say, about seven reminds his father to wash his hands and his father announces to everyone in the bathroom that his penis is cleaner than the soap they use here. Oh my God. Oh my God. You know you're in for a day of just wonderfulness. My very favorite, my very favorite part of that is when you get the one dad who's fed up and he tells the kid, you know, we've drove 1,200 miles to be here. And this is day two. And you're going to start acting like this. Well, I think we should just go back to the hotel and we should just leave and go home. I'm thinking, I can't wait till one of these kids one day go, fine, let's go because you know what? It's never going to happen and dad's going to lose all credibility. Well, don't say if you don't mean it. Is it true that they're going to take, are they taking the wand down from Epcot on the ball? The wand. Yeah, you know, the Mickey's hand that holds the wand that says Epcot that's beside the ball. That hasn't been there forever. I don't think it was even there for gay days. Ladies and gentlemen, they always observe in Taffy, Carl, I love being dead. Are you sure? Yeah, no, it wasn't there. I'm going to my gay days pictures right now to look. Are you positive about this? Because now I feel stupid. Well, that doesn't make me happy. You don't care for that at all. Cut this out. Cut this out. No, no, no, leave my stupidity in. I wear it as a badge. That guy'd have a choice, right? Exactly. If I took out everything stupid that she'd say, we wouldn't have a Taffy track. Oh, Taffy track. Taffy track. Taffy track. That sounds dirty. Taffy. That sounds dirty. That sounds like dirty, though. That sounds like all roads lead to Taffy's vagina. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's like the monorail straight in. At least according to the Eastern teams on the NFL. Nice. Now, I don't have a picture of the ball. I have a picture of your balls, but not a picture of the ball. You do have no such thing. Very dare you. We took the one you were sleeping. Thank you. Oh, you're right. I have a picture. And you're absolutely right. There's no one. Well, I guess, you know, 2004 just called. One of the things you'd take my record back. The wand is on the Mickey hat at AGM. Yes, AGM. Right. I'm just going to say we're both behind the times now. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm only at least behind nine months calling it MGM Studios versus you five years. That's true. Shut up. I hate you. Oh, well. Thank you. Well, I do. So, Rodan, what's going on with you? Oh, my gosh. I, uh-- Jesus. Wait a second. Do we need the music? No, no, no, no, not yet. But today at work, right? I spent all day from 7.30 until about 8.45 taping. A, uh-- You're cocked down for the annual drag. I was just going to say you're cocked down, damn it. Our 2009 launch video. Oh. Jesus. Are you in it? Yes. I am. And we are doing a CSI spoof, which means that all day long, I've been wearing a jacket that says customer service investigations as we go-- Oh, my God. Really? --as we go kind of from place to place. Yeah. We taped off like this house in a neighborhood and, you know, walked in with our little metal briefcases. Your job makes me cry. Oh, I hate you. So, are you going to play William Peterson or Mark Helgenberger or whatever it is? No, get this. I'm Warwick. Oh, no. Please send your letters to Rodan at thought his psycho pilot. I'm Warwick. Is that the one that just got killed on the show? Yes. He's also the black one. Do you have on dreads? No. Please tell me you're a blackface. Please tell me you're a blackface. Well, it is Louisiana. It's perfectly acceptable here. No. So, yeah. So, all day long, just kind of waiting-- Make the queer put on the blackface. The Klan's going to get him either way. Yeah. Nice. So, all day long, kind of waiting to save my three lines in a scene and then reacting to everyone else's lines all day long. Yeah. We're going to have to have that video so we can post it. Oh, I know. If I could get a hold of it, I will give it to you so you guys can, like, blur out all the logo stuff and post it. Where's your video from the zoo? You said you were going to send me a video from the zoo so I could do a video podcast. Yeah, I will. I believe that's true. I was looking at the videos last night because I just posted the zoo pictures on my Facebook, Rodan, Jake, co-pilot, and I just posted pictures on the Facebook and I need to send you the videos. But they're really short, so I think I need to send you other tour of Monrovia. So wait a minute. Wait, excuse me. What you're saying is that your Facebook was more important than sharing them with the listeners of pod is my co-pilot. That's very interesting. I'm sharing that with the exclusive members of the Facebook group. Oh, very nice. It's like a fan club. Yeah. The fan club gets to see them first and then the rest of the world gets too. Then he should have posted them on okay, so I love pod is my co-pilot not just his personal Facebook page. It's not my personal Facebook page. The pod is my co-pilot. Rodan, do you have a personal Facebook page besides the Rodan one? No, but I only have listeners and stuff on. Well, I know, but there's people that are in our group that aren't in the, that aren't your friends. No, I know. But he only saves that one for his come shots. Hey, hey, hey. There are no come shots on our Facebook group. Yes, dear. Come on, kids. Yet. I'm glad you said the word book. Our face. Well, because then with you being here, that can't be true. Oh. Well, I am a lady. Hey, well, it was our anniversary. Hey, I have other good news though. Well, would you ever get it done with Lucky? Did Lucky get Lucky? Not like that. Actually, we, on Saturday night, we went to, I had a customer service appreciation dinner and he went with me as my date. Were you mad at him? No. I know, but I did torture him, right? Yeah. Sorry, fellas. But yeah, no, I, I made him come with me to the, the event and we were the only gay couple there, which doesn't really like surprising. What was surprising was the two lesbian couples there, one in their early 20s and one in their late 40s. So that was interesting. Why was that surprising? And they've all dated one another at one point. Yeah, right. Just because, you know, there were openly gay couples there, just not openly gay guy couples there. This is Louisiana, was expecting lesbian couples there. You were groundbreaking then. Not as groundbreaking as the lesbian couples. Well, but lesbians are hot though. Not these. Not all lesbians. No, but that's, that's, that's the straight guy mentality is, you know, two girls getting her done. That's, that's hot. Two guys, that's disgusting. Yeah, that's because it's Angelina Jolie and, you know, the one that was in Transformers, her name, Megan Fox. Yeah. If those two were getting it on, sure. That would be a hot as hell. I think, I, I think that would be hot for me too. Thank you. I mean, come on. When it's, you know, Betty White and Kathy Lee Gifford. Not so hot. I was going to say Kathy Bates and, you know, somebody else, but allegedly, allegedly. Thank you. No, I never said Betty White is a lesbian. No, that's why I said allegedly. I just said she likes to lick pussy. Betty White licks pussy. Nice. What? Betty White licks pussy. Betty White licks pussy. Where's the title? There's the title. Betty White licks pussy. Hey, but I have other good news. I, uh, Lucky and I are now like official, more friends. Wait. Music. Gotcha. Was that good music? Yes, that gets music. Absolutely. That gets music. Okay. That gets love as a many splendid thing. So now when you say you're an officially a couple, does that mean he's wearing your ring or does that mean that you've decided to date exclusively or that he's moving in in a week? No, that's dating exclusively. So we're like, so here's how I always see it. I see it like, you know, you're dating, then your boyfriends and then you're kind of like you move into that whole partner's phase where you can, uh, move in with each other kind of thing. So do we expect an announcement in a couple of weeks that perhaps he will be moving in or would you move in with him or let's hear it? He's not a lesbian. Yeah, right? No. Hi, dollar lesbian listeners. Hey, no, we're, um, Taylor has taught me what, what lesbians bring on their third date. Are you all? That's second date. That's second date. Sorry. You screwed up the joke. Yeah. So I'm sorry. I wrote in. You're, you're trying to talk about your good news and I'm being bitchy. So no, I mean, it's just, we're, um, no, it's cool. I'm very excited. So he's a very cute, very nice, very sweet. He is cute. He is cute. I did go look at your Facebook pictures. Um, I, I, I, I enjoy looking at his arms. Yeah. Why? He has nice arms. He has really nice arms and he's, and he's very cute and he has pretty eyes. Yeah. Who would play him in his life story? Oh, um, probably the guy who, um, Larry, the cable guy, probably, but a much thinner younger version. No. Larry, the cable guy. I mean, his sense of humor is very like when he's making a joke. He kind of. No, I mean, who would play him in the way he looks? Hold on. Hopefully not Larry, the cable guy that, well, he's got it very much. He sounds like he reminds me of made her when he's telling jokes from cars. And I mean, that's the nicest, sweetest possible way because it makes me laugh. You've never seen cars? No. I never saw cars. My girls were both a little too old for that and I think, I think actually lollipop went to see it. Um, but I've never seen it. Okay. Taylor and I are good though. I'd be too old to see it. So. Wow. Yeah. I live with somebody who wanted to go see Igor a couple weeks ago. Uh, by the way, by the by, I did see, um, the Shia LaBeouf movie we were talked about on the last episode. Eagle Eye. Yes. It is. It, you were absolutely spot on. There is some chase scenes in that movie that are badass. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this new pictures. What? It was very, very, very good. Michael's got new pictures up on his Facebook page, his new, his new, uh, proofs for his, for his headshot. Very nice. We'll have to check that out later. You see dreamy dreamy. Dreamy. Both dreamy. They are. Where is your pictures? God damn it. All right. Talk about other stuff while I'm looking for them. I have something to talk about. Okay. What? Um, I want to tell our listeners that they need to check out a, a personal blog of someone her name is Shannon. And she is a 24 year old who happens to live very close to us. And we see her in the evenings at the local Starbucks. And she is getting ready to do something that is super cool. And I think a lot of people kind of maybe have this dream and never get to do it. And she's actually going to do it. She's going on backpack around the world by herself for a year. Oh, wow. She went to school. She has her master's degree. She has a job that she works online. And she is taking only her computer for shirts, two pairs of pants, one pair of shorts, a long sleeve shirt and a sweater and a jacket. And that is all. It's November 4th and she is going to travel for 11 months. She's going everywhere. She's going to be in New Year's Eve in Australia so she can see the fireworks over the Opera House. And she has planned her vacation out, or vacation, I guess more of a, you know, a trek, I guess, for lack of a better word, but she is, she's only planned it out maybe two or three weeks in advance. She just knows I would like to be in Spain by March. I would like to be in Thailand by June or whatever. And she doesn't know where or when she's going to be going to these places. And she's going to be staying in youth hostels and everything and it's amazing. Her blog is a little adrift, A-L-I-T-T-L-E-A-D-R-I-F-T dot com. And I think it's going to be pretty awesome. We sent and talked with her again tonight and she told the girls about our trip. It's amazing. She just, she just decided, I don't have a boyfriend, I don't have a dog. She stopped a lease on her apartment and said, I'm at the point in my life now where I can do this and is doing it. And I think that's incredible. That is pretty cool. So, if any of you are interested in looking up her, her site and there's a spot on there where you can donate to her in case you want to help her with her trip, but she's, she's a really cool girl. I think that, you know, people who actually take it upon themselves to actually do what they want to do and I mean, that's pretty scary. Think about your 24 going to go backpacking for Europe for a year and not have a cell phone, not have anything but your laptop. I don't know. It's kind of, I think it's kind of cool. It's kind of scary too, to be honest. It's very scary. She's very, and she, I think now that it's getting to the point where she's getting very close to doing it, like she just had to do the thing where, you know, I guess she's had to make sure that she has all of her, you know, her paperwork done and she has to make sure all of her insurance things and those type of things where she's being very diligent and making, you know, that everyone here has that information and that we talked to her tonight about the American Consulate in case, God forbid, something would happen to her laptop since she doesn't have a cell phone or something that would happen where she would have to have something immediately, how she can get it and it's pretty, it's an, I think it's one of those things where I would hope that both of our daughters in whatever they would choose to do if it was something this monumental would have the hoods put to do it. I asked her, I said, what did your parents say and she goes, I think they're in denial. She goes, because, you know what, they kind of never really mentioned it. I don't think they really think I'm going to go. I was like, wow, she thinks she's going to do the entire year for $20,000. Wow. Cool. Yeah. So when you really think about that, $20,000 for a year, she said the most expensive thing is going to be when she decides, okay, I want to travel from, you know, Rome to Paris so I have to get a flight or a train. She said that's going to be the most expensive other than that. She's not worried about it. I was like, I wish you luck, you know. Okay. So who does Lucky look like? I don't know. You know who he kind of reminds me of? Um, he kind of looks almost like a young Mike All-Star. I could see that. Codd. I could see that. Well, Taylor has a thing for the Mike All-Scott. Yeah. And he's solid too. He's not like, he's bearish. I can tell he's solid, trust me, I can tell he's solid. I can tell he's solid. And he seems to have the hairy legs, which I enjoy. He does. He's hairy everywhere. And it doesn't really bother me at all. Oh. I mean, he's hairy everywhere. Oh, Jesus. Like, there's only a few square inches where he's not hairy. Hi, Lucky. Welcome to the world of dating a podcaster. Okay, I'm looking at some of your friends because I don't know how to do all this Facebook nonsense. Okay. I'm trying to see which one is him. I see it. Well, you can just look at me because we're friends on Facebook, right? I don't know how to go on my own Facebook. She doesn't know how to do her own Facebook. I set up her Facebook. He has to do so. Well, you just click on your name. So I'm sure I will see you in the next 24 to 48 hours. I'm positive of it. I will show you his pictures. He's very cute. He's very, very cute. Okay. He's got pretty eyes. Yes. Pretty eyes. And he likes to sleep naked with me. Yay. Oh, Lord. Well, can we say we have 30 eyes? He's not a pretty brown eye. Oh, Jesus. We still have not had the boom, boom yet, though, so I'll have to report on that later. Hopefully this weekend. We haven't had ASX. No, we have not. Did you just ask him if he's had ASX? She did. I didn't ask him. He just said we haven't had ASX. I just put it in layman's terms. He said boom, boom. I'm sorry. Yeah. My simple mind needs to sell down accordingly. She needs it to be as referred to as disgusting as Boston. Sodomizing. Sodomizing. I have not sodomized the boy yet. And there's the other title for episode 79. That's going to be the name of Michael Jackson's autobiography right there. I did not sodomize that boy. That's right. I didn't sodomize the musical. The musical, exactly. Oh, good Lord. Wow. Whoa. Model top. Good luck. Thanks. I hope your sodomy turns out well. Thanks. I hope you should do it. You know what it's a nozzle top, right? A nozzle top? Whatever. Yes. Well, it's a V, but it sounds like an F, like most Russians. That's what I thought. Neither one of you asked why I said Jamelekere in the beginning of the episode. But we thought you were feeling awful, I'll say. Well, apparently while we were standing in line at test track, Jean-Jacques and Patrice were teaching us dirty words in French. OK. I like them already. And apparently, Jamelekere is "I Love Cock." Nice. So then, as we're dropping off of the hotel last night, I'm screaming Jamelekere at the window. That's our tailor. That's our tailor. That's our tailor. I'm so proud. I'm so proud. Can I have a quick ex-story roll, real fast? Absolutely. So I get a message, a text message while we're filming today, from The Sprout, who tells me that the Twink has quit his job. Of course he has. Of course. And you're surprised by this why? Yeah, right. So the Twink has quit his job of, you know, over the road trucking. And the new boyfriend, who is also an over-the-road trucker, has also quit his job. And now-- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. OK. So the ex and the new boyfriend. We're going-- So he has a new boyfriend? Oh, yeah. The Twink has a new boyfriend. Oh. The Sprout. Damn it. The Sprout does not have a new boyfriend yet. Oh, OK. I thought you. I was like, oh, my God. Is he actually pulling a convoy? No. [LAUGHTER] No. [LAUGHTER] That was very serious. No. OK. Not that he hasn't. I have no idea. So both the Twink and the Twink's new boyfriend have quit their jobs. They're both named-- well, essentially they're Twink and Twink because they have the same first name. And they're moving into Sprout's house on Thursday. So there's going to be three of them living there? The Sprout, his ex Twink, and the Twink's new boyfriend. Oh. And-- I can't even have a comment about that. And Sprout ran out of anti-psychotic yesterday. [LAUGHTER] Oh, of course he has. [LAUGHTER] So while it's not funny to make fun of this-- New video, podcast, I'm going there in a week. You just need to give me a address. I'm just going to sit out front. So it's going to be three's company. Yeah. Oh, yeah. [LAUGHTER] What's the choice with the crazy one? Yeah. So I think Sprout was technically asking me for money today when he told me he was out of his anti-psychotic. So-- This is not your problem. I know it's not my problem, which is why I'm telling you guys so that we can laugh about it a little bit. And I'm a little sad inside that this is his life. But whatever. [LAUGHTER] Well, just be glad you're not a part of it anymore. He'll be fine. He'll figure some-- Oh, please, all they need to do is set up some webcams. They'll be making money hand over fist. [LAUGHTER] And by fist, I mean in their ass. I was going there. I know you are. You're getting fisted. I have a-- Yes. That's exactly where I was going. I believe the answer to that would be a no. [LAUGHTER] So since we're coming up on Halloween-- Mm-hmm. Um, AOL recently posted what they felt was the scariest moments in movies. So I have a question for you too. What is the scariest scene in a movie that you saw when you were a kid that you have seen now and you think, are you fucking kidding me? Why was I ever afraid of that? Oh. Uh. I know what "Tanks" is for sure. I've never been a big fan of the scary movies in general. So things that scared me when I was a kid, chances are would probably still scare me now. No, you might be right. I mean, the first thing that came to mind when you mentioned that was Jaws. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. When the beginning where the girls swim in by herself and she sort of gets that bloop. Where she goes under real fast for a second and then gets pulled. Yeah, that. That. Can you do that sound effect again? Bloop. [LAUGHTER] Too much juice. [LAUGHTER] Well, I know that "Tanks" will be the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz. Oh, wow. Because they freaked him out. In fact, he just looked at me in the face like, "Oh, God, please don't talk about them." I know that they totally freaked him out when he was little. Okay, well, if we're going back that far, then the Wizard of Oz when they first meet the Wizard and he yells at them. Yeah. I remember the next year watching that and being sad and crying and I went in my family to turn it off. We were at my grandfather's house and I said, "Please, I don't want to talk to--I don't want to see the guy with the dish head." Because they had it where his head was in the middle of the big circle and I thought it looked like a big dish. Oh. And now when you see it, it just looks ridiculous. For me, it would probably be Poltergeist, the first one, because when I remember watching Poltergeist the first one, I was pretty--I was too young to probably act to actually watch it and it scared the living hell out of me. And I saw it a couple years ago and I was like, you know, now you see it and it's like the worst special effects and everything is just so cheesy, but I can remember then, it scared the living crap out of me. The part with the tree? No. Well, the tree was bad, but I can--the tree was really bad, but I can remember when the chicken on the counter and the stuff came out of it and then it kind of walked across the counter and it freaked me out for years. I didn't like that. Well, I had a big tree out in front of my bedroom window that after seeing that movie, like on HBO one night, then having to go to bed and having the dead branches scrape against the window all night, I don't think I slept at all that night. Now what movie has scared you since you've been an adult? And I don't watch a lot of scary movies, either. Fahrenheit 9/11. Anything with Nicole Kidman? No. Thank you. Oh, man. No, seriously. Did you see the fly with, um, what the hell is his name? Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. No. That was a freaky ass movie. I've seen enough of it to know that I don't need to see the rest of it. Yeah. You know, I think there are two movies for me that really kind of freaked me out. One is Seven. Every time you watch that and just like the various like how it takes you through it. Oh, like Sloth and oh, and the big machine rape thing. Oh, the-- Yeah. I know. They loaded that to me all the time. We just did it last week. The what's in the box? It's in the box. It's in the box. It's in the box. And the other one's strange because I just watched this movie in its entirety last weekend, but 13 ghosts. We sprout nice. I've never seen that. A couple years ago. And we got to a point in the movie where we just like we had to leave. It was like early on, like before it was like killing her son or something. It was just, it was weird and it was just freaked us out for some reason. We like sprout like ran out like he jumped over the turnstalk kind of thing and like ran out. And I was like, I was ready to go with him. And I watched it last weekend and I'm like, what the fuck? This is nothing. So, I don't know. I get shit from Taffy about this, but the Blair Witch Project freaked me out. Blair Witch Project made me-- You get shit from me. I was going to be-- You give me grief about that all the time that it wasn't really scary. I didn't think it was very scary, but-- Well, but it's just-- But you did. And that's okay. I have an overactive imagination. And the last shot is it just fucks with my head. And there are definitely parts of Cloverfield that are like that for me. The sixth sense was, oh god, I can hear her sitting there and when he's in the car with his mom, and I think Tony Colette is great anyways, and she goes, how do you know she was in the car accident? And he goes, because she's standing right beside me and then it shows the, oh god, it just freaks me out every time I see that part. And then the little girl in the tent, I can't take that part. What about son? Can you see the alien, like, just across the TV screen all the sudden? I've never seen signs. I've never seen signs either. You've never seen signs? I haven't seen a scary movie-- no, I haven't seen a scary movie for years. I'm a big pussy. I should-- Well-- I just can't watch them. Taylor's been saying that for years. Really? Sorry. Saying what? Is she's a big pussy or I'm a big pussy? I think he was referring to the fact that you might have been saying I may have a big pussy. Oh, a big pussy. Well, that's different. Speaking of big pussies, we have another letter from Stacy. Woo hoo hoo hoo! I don't know what that sound was, but whatever. It was like Mr. Bill. So apparently, you know-- Well, it's the final chapter of our trilicky. Oh. Uh huh. And-- Is there more illness? Can we talk anymore? Well, it's a three quil-- It's pretty much-- the secrets have been revealed to Ms. Melanie. Good. Can we mean Melanie not to broadcasts Melanie? No, this is don't quit your day job. You need to have special music as you read these, like the soap opera, you know, when the doctor comes in and says it's a brain aneurysm. You need to have that kind of music. Did you not listen to the last two episodes where I read these and there was music in the background? Yes, I did. But I did not approve of the music. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I apologize. That's 1,000 parts. That was a nice cover for that. That was a nice cover. Very good. Good job. Go ahead. I'm writing this to you on my cell phone from the bushes outside Patrons apartment building. Unfortunately, I sent emails to you with the subject of what you may not know, Melanie DQY DJ, in regards to her recent illness and miraculous recovery from the very jaws of death itself. I should have titled it, "What you may not know about Melanie DKY DJ is that she has quite a temper. I forwarded the emails, I sent you over to Melanie so that she could see all the people that were, you know, pulling for her during her battle with, well, I don't want to bring it up again, but it rhymes with beast." For some reason, she wasn't happy or grateful. As a matter of fact, she sent me this email, "I am going to kill you slowly and with great attention to detail, ideally with a rusty spoon because it will hurt more. You realize that once they've read this, if they can without cracking up, I will have to retaliate. So therefore, I am forced to be on the lamb. The witness protection program wouldn't let me in again. And I will now be fetching all of my mail from cell phone, crouch behind this nice piece of shrubbery outside Patrons apartment building. Hopefully, he'll be home from work soon because I really gotta go. Oh, great. It's beginning to rain. Well, I guess I'll just have to. Here comes a car. Transmission failure. End of email. Nice. Oh, we wish you well. You can come stay with us. It's fine. Don't say that. I mean, I would love to have you. Hey, hey, hey. The Monroe has enough. He's got a new big ol' hairy boyfriend. He's got a poke at it. I know. Time for Stacy. Oh. Yeah. With the poke. And actually, you know, not that I don't think that, you know, the new boyfriend is very, very cute and all. And apparently, you have options available to you, Rodan. Really? Because on Don't Quit Your Day job, they asked Patrick recently who he would want to be. They're going to do like a dating game type thing for him. And they said, well, who would you want the contestants to be? And he said, I have three choices. Rodan, Rodan, and Rodan. Aw. Aw. So sweet. So. And then he also said he wouldn't mind half each. Haha. Hey, is he Dallas or is he far away? He is up in the ill and wah. And Melanie's in Dallas, right? And Melanie, congratulations on being a homeowner. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of work. Yippee. Yeah. She just bought her first house this week. Aw. Yeah. That is fun. Way to get in at the bottom of the market. You go, girl. Haha. You go. That's right. That's awesome. And apparently she has a pool. Nice. I'm totally coming over. So God help you when there's a knock at the door and we're all standing there. With our big floppy hats and sunglasses and you know one piece bathing suits. And Taffy, what are you going to wear? Haha. A thong. Hot. Haha. All right. Nothing else. Well, before we go to voicemails, I have to thank with my whole heart and I actually have one. Um, Jimmy and Mr. Difficult because they went to the Sauerkraut Festival in Waynesville, Ohio over the weekend and they sent me videos and pictures. And I was nostalgic and it was perfect and wonderful. And they took a lot of time to do everything and they took pictures of houses. I wanted them to take pictures of and it was fantastic. And thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much because Mr. Difficult is actually Mr. Wonderful. And Jimmy is fabulous. So thank you again. I genuinely appreciate it. I hope you know that. That's so sweet. It was very sweet. I can't even discuss with you how sweet it was. Yeah. It was fabulous and they're wonderful and I was very, very grateful. So that's all. Listeners are great. They are great. Huzzah. And they've left us 100. We have 125 reviews. Did you know that? I saw that. Yes. I knew we were at 124. I didn't realize we got another new one. Yes. The newest one says, "Lapped so hard I was wet from head to toe." Excellent. Yes. That sounds a little dirty, but thank you. Well, thank you. That's why we like it. Yeah, exactly. That's kind of like us. A little dirty. And wet from head to toe. Alright. Well, let's, let's knock out the voicemails really quick. Okay. So we have voicemails from two of the cast members or co-host, whatever you want to call it, of the two broads cast. We have Melanie and Tim. Woohoo. Yay. That was like totally unoriginal and it was pathetic. Actually we have to do that again. Just say Melanie and Tim. Melanie and Tim. Woohoo! Have you been drinking? Yeah, I'm totally keeping that all in it. The fact that, the fact that Rodan left you, you know, twisting in the wind. He left me. I did no such soccer. Maybe I did. Hey, it's Melanie from Q Broadcast. I told a bunch of my friends about your show and so they listened and then suddenly a bunch of people were coming up to me going, "Melanie, what are you doing talking about yeast and yeast infections and shit like that?" And I was like, "What?" So I listened and I was like, "Oh my God, that's too funny." Anyways, I'm going back. My work sucks tonight. We might have to be here really late. So I'm glad I have the new show and I'm going to sit and watch your video podcast. Hey, Taylor. Kathy and Rodan, this is Tim from Q Broadcast. I just wanted to call and say that I like your show. I listened to it and I like it. And I hope you listen to ours at some point. Thank you. Bye. Is that not good? Hang on. So you guys are all done. Anyways, have a good night. Bye. Well, thank you for having a clean vagina and for enjoying our show. I'm enjoying our show. We appreciate everyone who cleans their vagina. We appreciate clean vaginas. Amen. Yes. That should be the title of that. It helps with the ozone layer. And I kind of feel sorry for Tim because essentially it seemed like he was being forced to call us to say he loved us at gunpoint. Did you love me? Was that OK? Is that not good? Is that OK? She's like, just hang up. I love her. OK. And we have another podcaster and that podcaster is DQ Rick from the Mental Words Podcast or Mental Words Show or whatever you call it. He'll say the name of it during the show. Don't worry. Hello, Taylor. Uh, Kathy and Rodan, sorry, it's kind of late here and my mind is starting to fizzle out. This is DQ Rick, the dairy fairy from Mental Words Radio calling from the fabulous state of Delaware. Sorry, everybody expects me to go fabulous at some point, so I had to do that. Anyway, just got to the, I guess, three-quarter part of your latest podcast when you got up to listen or mail and decided I'd go ahead and call in too. I love the show. This latest episode is comic gold. It's fabulous. Anyway, wanted to comment on the whole ice cream thing. After the whole PETA and Ben & Jerry's and breast milk ice cream thing, yeah, that kind of hit a little funny bone and, you know, I'm just thinking, you know, mamas, whatever ice cream at Ben & Jerry's and now there's Papa's Extra Creamy and the whole protein sickle. Yeah, why can't we call it pro sickles? Anyway, just an idea for you. You might make a million. I think the idea is fabulous. Anyway, love the show. Keep up the podcasting and ciao. Okay, I have to tell you about this email and I made this voicemail and this voicemail made me giggle because my own brain is ridiculous. But when he said something about Papa's Extra Creamy tonight, all I could think of and I don't know why my brain went here was a honeymooner's episode and I guess, I don't know, I have no idea why. I never even really watched the honeymooners. But I could just imagine like, you know, Jackie Gleason walking in going, you know, Papa's Extra Creamy tonight or something and then they're being a laugh track. Can you just picture this in your brain? I don't know why I can, but I, well, okay. We also have not one, not two, but three voicemail messages from Ramble Redhead. The first of which we're going to play now, the second two, we're going to play at the end of the show. Okay, fabulous. Hello. Pot is my co-pilot people, my favorite, favorite people in the whole world. Anyway, this is Ramble and I just want to give you a quick call. I'm not going to say it's a quick message because I never do that. But anyway, I was listening to your episode number. Come on, hurry up, Professor. 76 and I'm a little behind, I do apologize, but I just want to listen to it. And I love the show. I love you guys. And Rodan, please keep that thoughts away from the ex because I had my ex and I don't have anything to do with him no more and you need to do the same because you are a sweet wonderful guy and you deserve the best. And you know, Tappy and Mr. Taylor, you know, you guys rock shoes, well, because you know, I love you both. I'm Ramble. Okay. Bye. I love you guys. And I'm listening to the next one and I'll probably call again and talk to you. But anyway, love you. Bye. Well, Tom, I'd like to thank you very much for forgetting my name in the middle of your voicemail message. Aww. Everyone does. I forget his name and I've known him for 20 years or something like that. Sometimes we have to stop, sometimes we have to stop the podcast just so we can remember his name. But yeah. Sometimes I forget. I forgot. First screw it. Sometimes you forget the slides. It's Cassie our coast. Hi Cassie. Our next message is from Michael from Qcaster. Hey y'all. It's Michael. I just got finished listening to episode 77. And Rodan, we need to talk about this lucky situation. Yeah. You know, I don't think that's going to work too well for me and I'm just going to say one thing and that is I already have my own harness. Do you think I'm that? We'll talk soon. Bye. Taylor's feeling a little left out. It's okay. Michael, let me just say, I'll come down, visit you and Mr. B, bring the lucky with me. We'll make a 4G out of it. I promise. Harness is all around. Circle sucks. Circle sucks. Circle sucks. Did you just say harnesses all around? Yeah. Michael said he already had a harness. I'm sure Michael has a harness. That's awesome. Prove it. We need cover art for episode 80. Cover art. That's right. That's done and done. Speaking of which, we should address our listeners if they're not already listening to the fabulous Qcast. They should be, but they'll be interested in their upcoming show. You know, I like the fact that he didn't plug his show because Michael is a gentleman. He's a man's man. He's a man. He's a God. He's a doctor. Not that Ramble Redhead isn't a man. That's not what we're implying. Or DQ Rick. Or Melanie from two broads. They're all wonderful men with clean vaginas. Hallelujah. We love it when you clean your man, Jaina too. Speaking of clean vaginas, our next message is from Luna. Hey guys, this is Luna. This message is from Rodan. I'm watching this new show on HBO called True Blood and it takes place in Louisiana. It's about these vampires that are like integrating into society. And anyway, this one character was talking to this girl and she's like, "What are you doing?" And he goes, "I'm heading down to a party in Monroe." And I'm like, "Oh my God, Rodan, I got all excited." Anyway, if you guys like vampires and dirty sex and blood and violence, you should watch this show. Anyway, talk to you later, bye. Speaking of clean vaginas, our next message is from Luna. I'm sure I am certain that Luna's vagina is minty fresh. It's splashes of kittens and rainbows. It's spelled with kittens and rainbows, exactly. So are you watching the True Blood? I am not watching the True Blood, but I want to. And I've heard nothing but good things about it. And they do mention Monroe and Shreveport all the time because it's in a town like between the two, setting a town between the two. And apparently they miss say... I feel like a fool. They poorly say Monroe all the time, they're like Monroe, which is not quite how people say it around here. And all the people here in Monroe are actually very offended by the way they say Monroe on True Blood. We're not for True Blood and pot is my co-part. No one would ever know. I would have heard of Monroe. I know, right? I don't know how the people who created True Blood know of Monroe, but anyways. But you know, Monroe was the first place West in Mississippi where Coca Cola was bottled. And where Delta Airlines got its start. And where Rodan now lives. And where Rodan lives. With his very hairy boyfriend who he has not yet poked. That's right. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. And he knows the pictures. My space represent that of the, you know, maple Thorpix. Oh. Yeah. It's going to be a long night in the Babaloo. And of course, we leave, go to leave yesterday morning for Epcot. I come out of the shower. Babaloo says, look, I got a medal. So we were 20 minutes late for leaving it because I said, we're not leaving until I get a medal. It's something. Oh my God. You are four years old. You are four years old. You are four years old. Yeah. The competitive side in me comes out. He does not care for it. He's like, we have to get going. I'm just like, you just shush. I have to get a medal. So you couldn't just be happy that Babaloo had gotten a medal. You had to do him. Let me guess. Babaloo's medal is a goal or is it bronze and you had to get a silver? No, his is a silver and I got a bronze and I was not happy about that. But then he said, well, you did better than me. You got a bronze and that made me feel a little happier. We love the Babaloo. And ultimately, ultimately, that's all that matters. The tailor was happy. Exactly. All right. We got to get going. We are officially in an hour and I don't have a whole lot to edit out this episode. So let's wind this down. We can go any place we want, but you can all go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165. Email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. Join our Facebook group at okayso. I love potismicopilot or join us on MySpace@myspace.com/potismicopilot. You can Twitter me at, well, Twitter. Shut up. You can Twitter me at Twitter. My screen name is Taylor Latte-Boy, though I haven't been using the Twitter as much. If you want to find the little, you know, every once in a while updates on me, Facebook is really the way to go. So be our friends. I'm Taylor. Am I Taylor T. Latte-Boy or am I just Taylor Latte-Boy? You're Taylor T. Latte-Boy. I'm Taylor T. Latte-Boy and we have Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan J. Co-pilot are our names. And we have 32 followers on our follow-ups on the blog. We just got to earlier tonight, then, because there was 30 this afternoon. Nice. God, we're so popular. And modest, really. We're awesome. We're a doctor. All right, guys, well, let's wrap it up because I have to pee. Oh, well, thank you and our listeners. Thank you. Yes. And your clean vaginas. Thank us too. This is Taffy. And Taylor. And Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. Can I? Yeah. Get to catch me and CSI Monroe. Jesus. CSI Monroe. Who killed the queer in the plushie outfit? Yeah. I am so different. Who killed the queer in the plushie outfit? Who killed the queer in the plushie outfit? And you let me please tell me your CSI outfit looked like the Reno 9-1-1 outfit. That's all I ask. No, it's just like a black jacket that says CSI on it. Can we stop recording? Yeah. Okay. Hello, everybody. This is Ramble Redhead, just wanted to leave you a message and let you know I listened to your latest episode and you talked about your older listeners. It's been there since day one and I just have to say that would be me too because I remember all those early episodes and especially episode number seven, which I'll never forget. In fact, I've saved it for all of my favorite podcasts that I listened to because that one made me laugh so hard, listened to tapping, so on and on and on. Of course, there's been many, many, many others, but anyway, I just want to give you a quick shout out and say, "I love you, people." Anyway, I hope you are doing well and before you do any other podcasts, you're going to come back and be online as a group because I want to have the wonderful three of you on again. So anyway, talk to you soon. Bye. Bye. [end]