Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 77 - You Penetrated at Disney World!?
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Tonight, Taylor gets drunk, Rodan gets a new love interest, and Taffy gets to dance the night away - and not all in that order. Plus, we have a spellmaster in the house, and I don't mean the WoW kind.....R-O-C-K in the U-S-A (don'tchaknow!), we are Pod Is My Copilot.
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[music] Park your tank in the garage, but leave that motor running. It's time for another episode of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan! Take it away, kids! Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to episode 77 "Pod Is My Co-Pilot", as always I'm joined tonight by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello you, and Rodan! I'm so lucky, so lucky! He's a star, because he cry, cry, cry, with his lonely heart. Thinkin'. I'm just too lucky. Why are you lucky? We'll go into that in a what's your name again segment? Oh, well, okay. We have actually all been away from each other for two weeks. The masses would not know that, because of the fine editing skills of myself, you know, leasing two episodes, and going two weeks, you know, or we record two episodes in one week. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. The masses have spoken, and by masses I mean the haremaster, and her partner, and they did not care for the shortened episodes. They said, "Really?" They understood that Michael doesn't like it when we go over an hour, but they felt gypped. Those are their words. We felt gypped with a half an hour episode. We needed more. We needed more Taylor, and more Rodan, more Taffy. Well, who's the haremaster? The haremaster. The haremaster. She's the plus-sized pink Barbie doll, that secretly, I need to have a lesbian encounter with, but those things are here, nor there. Oh! Okay. Tanger said secretly. Yeah, she knows it's fine. So, yes, no, that's all she-- The next video podcast, ladies and gentlemen. Exactly. Yes, starring. Yes. Yeah. Well, haremaster, I apologize for the shortened episodes, but ultimately, we had a lot going on when we went to Orlando two weeks ago, when it was either put out two separate episodes, or not put in an episode at all last week. And Taylor and I try to put out whatever we can. Uh, thank you. That's my life mantra. Well, my life mantra, clothing optional. Yeah. Oh! I'd hate to say that I was trying to be original, but that's her man. So, sorry. Sorry to disappoint. Well, speaking of Orlando, did we have a fun time? I had a very good time. I had a very good time as well. I hadn't been by some of the video. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You have to release some of the video. And I realize you can't, because other people can be viewed. But listeners, listen to Taffy. Listen to the sound of my voice. When I tell you I have known Taylor for coming up on 10 years, and I don't think I have ever seen him quite this happy. No. And it was a sight to behold. And I will tell you that I giggle every time I think about a couple of videos, because he was drunk with that. Well, were you flipping and drinking at the same time? Oh, my God. Flipping. Flip camera? Oh, no. No. Well, there was digital cameras. There was no flip camera. Oh, okay. Just because, honestly, we didn't think of it. I didn't think it would necessarily be something we would release as a podcast. But the fact that at one point, I asked to look into John Goodman's birth canal. That is a true story I have in on video, yes. Should tell you the level of drunkenness that I am. Kevin and Michael are actually, Kevin and has talked about the Firefly Sweet Tea vodka. Oh, my God. If you enjoy a cocktail, do not walk, run to your local liquor store, and get some of this stuff, because it is amazing. You mix it up with some lemonade, and it's one of those that you don't chase the alcohol. And next thing you know, you're asking to look into John Goodman's birth canal. It's an Arnold Palmer on crack. Wow. Yeah. No question. It's amazing, but it's-- Did you say it was Arnold Palmer on crack? Well, and Arnold Palmer is when they mix iced tea and lemonade. So this is like, you know, you're mixing vodka iced tea with lemonade. So it's like an-- I thought you were something more like the old guy golfer. Yes, he's the one that created that drink. Yeah. He created the drink back when he was on the Progolf tour. Because he didn't like lemonade tea, and he thought lemonade was too sweet. So he mixed the two together. Thus was born the Arnold Palmer. The more you know, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Speaking of older white men who create food, I'm sad that Paul Newman died. Thank you, segway girl. Just thought I'd tell you about. Well, I guess it didn't have to do with older white men who create different food. See? Thank you, Rodin. Thank you for following me along. Thank you. I was with you. I was with your random stream of consciousness. I'm with her random stream of consciousness six days a week. You need to get to earn with it. You lucky son of a bitch. Yes. Taylor got to accompany me on Saturday evening to drop a plethora of children off at the hallows screen at Bush Gardens. And after five hours of dinner and running around and having dessert and singing in a piano bar, sort of, we decided that we were going to go back a coach early. And let me just tell you watching the people come outside of why Taylor has lovingly dubbed the poor man's Disney World. Oh my God, I can't even discuss it with you because let me just tell you something. The muffin tops run a muff. Well, yeah. The muffin tops run a muff. Run a muff to say a muff. Well, same thing. They say a muff. It was pretty unprayed. It was just in fact, honestly, we thought maybe they were in costume, but no, no, unfortunately, they were not. It was fabulous. Well, you know, the Bush Gardens is Sprout's mom's favorite theme park. That's about right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was very much the, well, you know what? I know the, the mortgage on the trailer is due, but it just makes my heart warm to know that these kids are smiling right now. And I know that I bought them this big, huge puppet dog that's pink and will probably weigh about 19 pounds and is about 30, you know, 30 feet long. And it's going to take up their whole side of the trailer, but that's okay. It made them happy. Well, they can just use it as a bed. Well, that is true. They could use it as a bed and, and it's okay because eventually they'll give me that, that management job at the Pigly Wiggly and I will be able to take them to Bush Gardens anytime I'd like. And they're saying this, holding the yard of beer flask, you know, that Ann Heiser Bush lovingly gives away. It's a charming, you know, it's a charming weekend adventure with your parents. Whatever, but we enjoyed ourselves. We enjoyed ourselves very much actually laughing and pointing and squealing and howling and sorry. Yeah, the Bush, the hollow scream is definitely good for some, uh, people watching. Yeah, thank you. Ugly watching. Sorry, we got off on a tangent again. I know it never happened. We're like on our seventh tangent already. That's all right. It's minute eight. We're on the seventh tangent. We're right on, we're right on course. Exactly. Did so besides being drunk in Orlando, did you enjoy yourself? Did Babaloo, this was Babaloo's first Orlando foray. He made it into the folds of the inner circle. Oh God, but enough of that John Goodman. I can't even imagine what the folds are like. I've never had an Orlando foray. That's because, well, no good would come of that. Do you know why you never had an Orlando foray? Why? Because the entire time you were living in Florida, who would you have brought? Oh, the sprout. Yes. That would have ended well. Me plus sprout plus alcohol plus being up five floors. Yeah, that wouldn't have ended well. I have the feeling that me plus sprout would not have ended well. Well, you may be in jail right now from killing him, but I would be free and I'd have my entire DVD collection. Well, so long you have Rainbow Bright Season 3. That really is all that matters. Let's keep our eye on the ball, gentlemen. So just speak. But enough about John Goodman. We did also go to Pleasure Island before it closed. It was awesome and sad at the same time. Yeah, it was when we were leaving, they had all the people that are standing there. I guess the way Taffy explained it to me, all the employees sort of stand by the entrance to make sure people don't leave with alcohol. And they all just kind of looked very sad. And some of them had the buttons on. It said like seven days left. You could see it on their faces that, you know, it was the DJ even at one point, said, you know, one week to go and it was, I thought it was sad. I loved going there and I loved the clubs. And of course, you know, they're tearing them down to make restaurants and shops. Because well, Disney doesn't have any enough. Exactly. No, there's definitely not enough places to eat at Disney. Did I ever tell you guys that I had sex on Pleasure Island? Did I ever tell you that that does not surprise me in the least? Did we ever tell you that John Goodman blew the DJ in the DJ's at the eight tracks bar? Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, strangely enough, that's where I've had sex. Oh, did you fuck a DJ? No, last night a DJ saved his ass. Did you give a DJ a BJ? No, well, I have, but not at Pleasure Island. Where did you have sex at Pleasure Island? At eight tracks. And like, there's like one of those little back rooms. I met some guy from the internet during gay days, like 1843. Of course you did. And, and got a little groove on. Did you actually have penetrative sex or just a blowjob? I did penetrate. You did? You penetrated it. Disney World? I'm so proud of him. Episode 77 title. I'm writing it to him. I'm so proud of him. Yeah, I don't know if that was a good thing because it was in my, I didn't necessarily play the way I should have days. So, meaning you didn't have a rank one. Exactly. Oh, not good. Yeah, those were not, not good days, but it was. Again, the more you know. Talk about blood on the dance floor. Is that why my shoes always stick to the dance floor? I always thought I was going to spill beer. Probably. And now I know it's Spilt Rodan. Apparently, he was playing that funky music whiteboard. Good one. So, Rodan, what have you been up to? I've been busy. Is this, is this where we start playing the music? Uh, you can if you want to. I mean, I've done, I've done. Do I need to play, do I need to play the regular music or do I need to play the psycho music? No, no, no, regular music. Okay. Well, here we go. What was your name again? An intimate look into the love lives. And Butte was of your favorite podcasters. Tailor the latte boy. Taffy Carlisle, Huffington. And Rodan. All right, what's the latest? Okay, so I've had three dates with the same guy in a week and a half. Wow, you're practically married. How many of them was he conscious for? Two. We're shut up. We did not encourage. Does it really count if you, if you pick him up for his date from under your floorboards while he's all limp and muddy? Oh, nice, nice. I showered him first in the orgy shower. Well, you know, as long as you're taking care of him, that's really all that matters. I'm imagining last dance for Mary Jane. Oh my God, you're right. Well, I was going to just, because I decided that if I was going to start dating anybody, I was going to waste the nicknames on them that I would just, and this is before I went out with them, but I'm tired of wasting nicknames and guys that go out with like maybe once. So I was just going to call him like 77 because that was the episode we were going to talk about him on. Excellent. Okay. And just from now on, just nickname them whatever episode I met him on. He's Agent 77. Yeah, but after three dates, I kind of like him. So I feel bad calling him 77. So I think we're going to call him Lucky because A 77. But also because his, one of his, his online name is Lucky. But you need to understand. I just thought of something. John Goodman's greatest love's name was Lucky. Really? Oh, thanks. From General Hospital? Yes. It was Lucky Spencer from General Hospital. No. You knew the last name of Lucky. You dork. I just had lunch with him last month. Doesn't matter. You remembered it. Yes. I just had lunch with him last month. Give me a break. Anyways, yes. So maybe Rodan is having sex with the Lucky that John Goodman had sex with. Well, when you consider that anybody who has sex with anybody, chances are they've had sex with somebody who's had sex with John Goodman. Well, that is true. Everyone has had sex with John Goodman. That is true. Well, and you can apply the same math as someone who has had sex with Rodan, so. Well, man, we've had sex with John Goodman and we're just unaware. You haven't told us yet? No, but we're probably maybe two or three. It's like the six degrees of separation. Rodan. Exactly. And my tricks. But no, seriously, he's. Separation being his butt cheeks. He's like 25. He's a 510 blue eyes, brown hair. He's so cute, so doable. He is cute. I've seen his picture. God, he's cute. Oh, God, he's so cute with the little beard and the brown hair. Oh, my goodness. He's a cute little cub. You got a hold of, don't you know? Yeah, I made it. I made a joke about the fact that he'd be the bearer of the ball on Bear 411. So he joined and he has like 50 guest book signatures in like less than five days. It is absolutely ridiculous. So, but he's very cute. He's very sweet. And we've had three dates so far. We saw burn after reading and then. Oh, how was that? How was that? Oh, I've seen it twice now because I also saw it with the garden club. Who's? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One more time with that. I saw it with him and I also saw it with the garden club, which is my new name for the gaze of a certain age. Oh, because I'm thinking if you are a member of a garden club, I'm going to kill myself. Does that is your nickname for the gaze of a certain age of the garden club? Yes, that's awesome. That makes me love you a little more. I picture them all wearing big B lily hats. Do you think they look good in purple and red when you're sitting at the Applebee's? Oh, no, no, no, no, come on. You know it. And then we had a Saturday night date where we just stayed close to home and watched a Mulan Rouge and Clue. Of course you did. And Clue, that's a great movie. And did he enjoy the Clue? He enjoyed the Clue, which is a good sign. That is a good sign. That's a very, very good sign. So he left in control with the Clue and he loved Mulan Rouge. So he's a, okay, let's get down to the nitty gritty. And he is, and I understand that he is a listener. So we're not going to go too deep into his personal life. Does he suck a good cock? No, that's not. I was going to ask, I was going to ask if he is a good kisser. He is a very good kisser. And he's got a tongue piercing and he's 20. Yeah, he's how old? 25. Does he know how old you are? Oh, you. He's just holding out for the Social Security checks because they're starting any moms. Yeah, no, he is just so adorable. And he likes me, which is always a good positive thing. And unusual. Exactly. Because normally the guys I stalk, they have just no interest whatsoever. No, you're really cute. Cha-ching. I'm not dating anybody else on bear 4011. Cha-ching. She has to see your ARP card. I'm just asking. No, he just wanted to make sure I had all the right credit cards. Oh, jeez. This American Express isn't platinum. I don't approve. Yeah, right. It's not a black card. Wait, there's a black card? An American Express black card? Yeah. Taffy has described it. I believe you've told me that you have an American Express black card. No, I have never told you I had an American Express, but I do know someone who has one. Yes, of course, it is a black card. That's about six. You have to spend like $100,000 a year. And I'd be like, Taffy, can I have a Maserati? Maserati. Maserati in Monroe, really? Hey, there is one. There is exactly one Maserati in Monroe. What's that faggot over there doing with that Dego car? What's that Dego car? And as an Italian American, I can use the phrase Dego. Send your hateful email stew. Hey, is that Handy Dego? Hey, Handy Dego. Oh, that's Handy Mandy. Dego, isn't it Dego? That's Diego, not Dego. Are you talking about Dora the Explorer? I'm so misunderstood the whole Dora the Explorer thing that apparently. It means something completely different for Rodeon. Yeah, right. I have occasionally been known to call Baba Lut Dora the Explorer, so. You totally did. Really? Does he like tell you things in Spanish then English? And then like wait for you to respond? He said something to me recently and it's just, I don't know. He said something and I called him Dora the Explorer. It didn't go over very well. I can't imagine why not. I think you should call him Handy Mandy. I could call him Oral Coral. Wasn't she on an episode of Real World or something? Oh, like you don't know, you watched all those horrible Real World. No, I only watched the challenges. Yeah, you do. Exactly. All the challenges. That's what I just said. The Real World, Road Rules challenges. Yes, I do. And she was on 19 of them. I know that. Until again, her AARP subscription started and they decided it wasn't good for me anymore. So now she's working with Kurt Loder in the I'm not allowed to be on MTV. Who's the other one? Not Kurt Loder. There's another one. It's been on forever. And now she's kind of balding. John Norris. John Norris. That's it. John Norris. Queen. Yeah. Please, please, please get him braces. Just braces, please. Is he still on anymore? Oh, yeah. He's got rock to vote things that they've been doing lately. Oh, God, really? Yep. And he is looking old. I couldn't tell you the last time I watched MTV. Really? I was watching at the gym for some reason. No, I watch things like Food Network and HGTV now. Because again, my AARP check is going to go ahead. That's what I say. He loves the History Channel. Don't you know? Don't you know? Don't you know. Oh, hey, Taffy, this may be interesting for you. I went to go see a percussion clarinet duo with a garden club. How was it? It was amazing. Thank you. It was very just like. Thank you. Because it was really Beatnik-ish. And Dr. Scott's listening right now screaming. He's like, it's not Beatnik. Did you snap your fingers? Did you go at the end? I'm imagining Gordan in a Beret. With a little black glasses. With a little circular black glasses. And a black mock turtleneck and black pants. He shouldn't do already at the party. But they played a lot from the '50s and the '60s. It was really, really good. And it was nice seeing Dr. Scott actually perform. So it was kind of cool. Oral or anal? Taylor, you did not get my Shana Doherty remark. I chose to ignore it. I did too, actually. Hey, Hardy, come on. I did not watch the 90210. You are aware of that. I watched Melrose. Are you watching the new 90210 Miss Taffy? Hell no. I know, I know, no, no, no, no. I have no time to invest in a new show. I am already having a hard time keeping up with the shows that I watched last season. Tell me about it. I'm already feeling very like, I almost can't wait for Project Runaway to be over. Just that I have one less show to watch. That's pitiful. It's not very good either. But that's just it. I don't have that many shows. I have, it's like tonight, I watched Heroes. Tomorrow night, I'll watch Biggest Loser. Wednesday night is my big night because I have... That's Project Runaway, A-M-T-M. Okay, A-M-T-M, Project Runaway. And now, "Jirty Sexy Money" starts, too. And I loved "Jirty Sexy Money" last year. Thursday night is the Office, 30 Rock, and ER, which ER was really, really good this week. And I think that's it. And then I got like family guy. And now, because I made Taffy start to watch it, now I'm watching Robot Chicken every night. Oh my gosh. Because every single day now, I get the phone call 8 o'clock to watch Robot Chicken last night. Oh my God, it was so funny. So now I have to watch it every night. So it's been too much. I will say, for our listeners who have HBO, little Britain last night, Tank and I watched this morning. And the show itself was okay. There was a couple lines that were kind of quasi funny. Until the last two minutes of the show, and then we literally sat on the couch with our mouth open and our hands over our eyes, kind of peeking through them. It is so ridiculous. There's no words. It was fantastic, but it is so ridiculous that it's just, I encourage you to Google. I encourage you to YouTube, to Hulu, whatever you have to, to get the last episode that was on the 28th. Because you love the voodoo that Hulu do so well. Right, exactly. That was fabulous. Can I speak of ridiculous things? Don't you always? I was going to say, I was waiting for somebody to say better than anybody we know. Exactly, Tom. I believe that the masses have responded to last week's email from Stacy from Don't Quit Your Day job. And I believe we have another email from her that I'd like to read to all you all right now. Okay, oh wait, wait, do you kind of tell you something? Lucky was very, very grossed out by the, both Cinctorine and the yeast infection stories. So grossed out that he had to have all his friends at work listen to this story. Of course he did, of course. Excellent, did they subscribe? I don't know. Always looking for more subscribers, always. Exactly. Come on Lucky, step up. We can make a, we can make a break this relationship. You better play along. All right, well, and as always, we have to have our music in the continuing saga of Melanie's cause. Thank God, the pressure's off mine. We have theme music for Melanie's cause. We played the music last time. The piano music. He does a little more. What was going to say, motherfucker? All right. Dear pot is my co-pilot. A while back, I sent you an email. Thanking you for your podcasts that have helped our family get through this difficult time with your love and laughter. Our family and I once you sincerely thank you for your kind thoughts and good wishes for my sister Melanie, from Don't Quit Your Day job, upon hearing of her devastating and life-threatening diagnosis. That sinister hand-maiden of deaths, a yeast infection. The astounding news is the box of deodorant maxi pads and the case of vagicil and monostat that you so generously sent over have worked the miracle cure that we so feverantly hoped for. Oh, good. This afternoon, when I was hanging over her hospital bed, inches from her face with my screen mask on, and a long black hoke. Blicking her respirator on and off with my foot to see if she'd regain consciousness, the doctors came in and told us she'd make a full recovery. So it's all good. And I'm proud and happy to tell you that the use of her fists have not deteriorated during her health scare. I wear these large, intense green and black bruises as a badge. Yes, a badge of courage. For those out there who are still hoping for a miracle, may Heaven smile upon you during this time. Stacey from Don't Quit Your Day job news desk. I think Stacey might aid and benefit from your professional line of health. I think Taffy is right. Yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I enjoy her very much, though. Yes. Yes. She is very funny and I enjoy them very much. And I'm actually hoping to be on the show very little soon. Melanie sent me something asking, actually, she would like for the three of us to be on the show. So we might have maybe we'll do a crossover episode or something. A cross-dressing episode? Yes, a cross-dressing episode. That's exactly what I said. Wow. Whoo-hoo. Yes. So we'll have to try and set that up. So kind of like when Simon and Simon went to Hawaii. Okay. Wow. That's really cool. That's 80s even for us. That is some hard core. Wow. You impressed me a little more with it. Wasn't that Gerald McRaney and one of the biker and Blonde? No, it wasn't Parker Stevens. It was um, oh shit. Hold on, I have to look this up. Jameson Parker? That's Sarah. I don't know. Now when I drive from the Monroe to the Tampa Bay. I go through a small town in Mississippi that proudly displays home of Gerald McRaney. But wouldn't you too? But there's no bakeries left because Delta Burke took them all out of business. Oh, it's this poor like little sign that you can barely still read the paint on it. The next time I drive to Florida, I will stop and I will take a picture of it. Because it is just too like what the hell? You know what speaking of small town Monroe. Um, over the course of the last few weeks, I've put out a podcast. Taffy's helped me to put out a video podcast. True. But Rodan, you haven't put out a video podcast since the tour of your house. I know, I was thinking about that this weekend. I think the masses need a tour of Monroe. That's an excellent idea. We want to see, we want to see where the Garden Club meets. Yes, if you send me all the video, I will edit it together for you. But I decided that I want to see the beauty that is Monroe. Okay, I will show you the beauty. And if you want to have a cute little, you know, cubby boy in it, that's fine. And if he's naked, giving the tour of Monroe, that's fine too. Oh, which is quite a sight to see, by the way. Just a shower in the orgy shower. Start the music back up. No sex, we've been really good, no sex yet. But you've seen each other naked? Yes. Okay. And I soaked him down in the shower. Oh, Jesus. He likes the orgy shower because there's a place for him to stand. I am totally picturing Taffy. Taffy just put her head down and actually has her hand over her forehead right now. I totally know it. How is it that you have seen this man naked? You have been in a shower with him and you haven't gotten a little sump-sump? Because I have. Because you're a lady. You are a lady. No, he is chasing self-control. Self-control. Clearly, if you've listened to the last 77 shows, that is not true. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I've seen your thighs. You don't have self-control. Oh, you bitch. Those who live in fat houses. Those who live in fat houses shouldn't throw donuts. Oh, don't throw donuts. So, Rodin. Did someone say donuts? Rodin. Rodin, is it bigger than the baby's arm? Oh, my God. Shut up. It is very well proportioned to his body. A knife. So, it's quite nice, yes. Very nice. Well, you'll have to give us a full report whenever he gives up the goods. Yeah, whenever I go down on it, I'll tell you. Oh, my God. Speaking of going down on it, Taylor and I come up with an excellent, excellent business plan. And for those of our listeners, we've already copyrighted the name. So, back off. But we've decided that we're going to have a bar/restaurant/club called Ball Gags. I think it's fabulous. Because, you know, it confuses the person who reads the sign. Is it a sports bar? Is it a comedy club? No. It's just boys walking around with Ball Gags and fetish suits that, you know, serve you hot wings. She got this idea after I made the mistake, after dinner on Saturday, saying, "Hey, do you want to see a leather bar called 2606?" What? He's like, "We can't go in there. You have a vagina." He goes, "I have on a polo shirt. We cannot go into the leather bar." I'm like, "Come on." I said, "They will let me in. There's no question they're going to tell me now." And he's like, "Absolutely not." He goes, "I can just see the headlines on the news." And I'm like, "Come on, please." I didn't get to go. He didn't drive me past it, though. And it was very unassuming. And we did get to see two leather boys. And they were out front. And they and they were not pretty. They were scarier than the haloscreen group. I think I could totally get lucky into a harness if I was going to try. I need a picture of that. I mean, oh, that would be really great if you could do that. Maybe we'll post it on the blog. Rodan, would you ever get into a harness? No, I don't think so. Nor one of those cheesy leather vests. Leather vests, no, I don't think I would either. I wouldn't get in the leather vest for sure. I mean, please. I take that back. Some harnesses are kind of hot. But I would need to have a better chest than I do now. It's coming along, but it's not quite there. Maybe we're thinking about a different harness. Are you talking about the one that looks like a saddle that someone rides on your back? Are you talking about just that like, the thing that has the cockering in the middle that goes over your shoulders? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, and I don't mean that like, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, that is actually what I am speaking of. Yeah, no, I can't. Honestly, I love both of you. I can't see either one of you on one of those things. You know, that doesn't stop other people from doing it. No, no, no, I know, I know. Now, the full head mask with the zipper in the mouth, absolutely. Well, you know, well, Taylor, he has one of those. I've seen him wear it. That's so not true. I have pictures of that, Rodan. I'll email them. I'm getting in the condition to where you can actually wear said harness and leather mask. I believe that the Babaloo got a gym membership tonight. Nice. Yes. And I believe that we worked out for the first time tonight together. Oh, how'd that go? What? Well, it was very much. It was very, it was very funny because he was trying to show me how to use all of the machines. And he was kind of talking to me like I've never stepped foot in a gym before. No, it's been so long. Rodan, you need to understand that Taylor and I have been to the gym before. And Taylor kind of establishes his solo-ness at a gym of very much, "I'm going to get on this bike and I'm going to put my iPad on and I'm going to look at this magazine and I'm going to watch TV and I don't want anyone to talk to me." Whereas I can see Babaloo. Well, see, he didn't used to be like that. And I can see Babaloo as being very much play with me, play with me, play with me. And it's getting on his nerves just a little bit. Well, I didn't say I got on my nerves. That's not what I said at all. When Taylor and I used to go to the gym, we used to like be on the treadmills or the ellipticals and we'd be like talking at each other over the music about other people in the gym. Or I would be lip-syncing Whitney Houston. It's not right, it's okay. Which happened more often than not. Nobody could hear the music because it was on my iPad, but I would look at him and throw my hand up in the air and pretend to scream. So no, it was interesting. He wants to do the workouts for body for life, which I guess is where you pick one exercise and you do it 12 times, then 10 times, and you increase the weight every time. That's what Tank does for sit-ups and push-ups at night. He calls him his ladders. It was, I am definitely a little sore today. And Babaloo was very much of the, you know, I feel really great. I'm glad we did this and all that sort of stuff. And I got a free t-shirt for referring him. Nice. And ultimately, when it comes right down to it, your mantra is clothing optional. My mantras, I'll do anything for a free t-shirt. That is true. Take that how you want listeners. Did you ever get lube? No, we still haven't gotten lube yet. You ran out of lube. Jesus. We ran out of lube already. Are you getting spit-fucked? What? Are you getting spit-fucked? No. You didn't. Okay, I have to tell you what that phrase reminds me of. This horrible movie that I'm sure Taylor's seen. And there's a chance for Dana's scene. I'm not even sure what it's called. I think it's called Crash. And it's not the one that had, you know, yes. Okay, Rodan's gasp that tells me he's seen it. Yeah, we've been talking about that movie at work lately. I saw that with the eyes, trying to have sex with it. Yes. Okay. There is a scene where I think- Okay, we'll explain what the premise of the movie is for those people over here. The premise of the movie is that there's a group of people who kind of meet probably like The Garden Club. And they- Yeah, and they all weren't completely hats. And they basically get off on watching car crashes. And the worse the car, the quicker they'll get off. The worse the crash, the quicker they'll get off. Well, I think it's James Spader's wife, I want to say, who wants to be in a car crash, and then while she's gasping her last breath to be fucked by her husband. It's just completely bizarre. And there's like all these twists and turns. Well, there was an actor in the '80s. In fact, he was in one of my favorite movies, some kind of wonderful. And he has like the big, I can't think of what other movies he's been in, but he's the proverbial, you know, the the punker. He has the shaved head and the big jaw. And he kind of is very just a big man. And then again, you know, a leather harness. And at one point he's in the car with James Spader, I think. And he spits on his hand and wipes it on his ass before he proceeds to fuck him. And every time I hear spit fuck out his scene of that movie that goes to my head, I go, because when I was watching it, I was not prepared at all. And when that happened, I went, I actually rewound it four or five times. But anyways, and then I was amazed. And then there's one scene in that movie where she has this big, giant gash in her leg from where she's been in a crash. And she tells, I think James Spader to fuck her. Fuck my scarf. My scarf. And that's Rosanna Arquette. That's right. Yeah. Oh my god. My scar, that's right. I watched this movie with a guy I wanted to have sex with. And we were dating for a little while. And we already had sex, but I wanted to have more sex. And after we saw the movie together, we had one more date and that was it. I mean, it was just like we couldn't, it was, oh. When I think about it now, I lose all sense of erection or possibility of ever being sexual again, because I'm on my head. The guy's name is Elias Coteus, Coteus. His name was Vaughn in the movie. Yeah, I can never ever remember his name. He kind of looks like what's his name, Chris Maloney. Yeah. Except with no hair. Yeah, I can see that. Well, Chris Maloney doesn't really have a lot of hair. So. God. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, now that we've talked about people fucking from car accidents, let's do a voicemail. I wanted to say only because people have sent me very nice emails that yes, a little less Huffington did break her arm. Yes, she is going to live. And thank God she doesn't have a game this week. So we haven't broke a tour yet that she can't share. But thank you for all your lovely wishes and happiness and happy thoughts. She's got to read all the little comments and she thought it was very cool that listeners actually cared enough to say, hope you feel better. Well. So thank you again. That again is the wonderfulness of our listeners. It is. Are there wonderful. They're the qua of happiness. Our podcasting flock. Because right now they're going to go away. I think she's like Jesus. So. Anyways, are you the bear, Jesus? Anyways, I bear Jesus. It's as long as bear is as long as bear is spelled B-A-R-E. That's fine. Oh, you can send your emails. My go by the dot com. I'm at bears and call the optional. Exactly. Exactly. I like to think I'm the naked. Jesus says, not what I said. Oh my God. Proud, proud mother of two. Exactly. At the Christian school. Yeah, that's great. All right. Wonderful. Well, our first voicemail is from. Now, let Rodeon get it out of his system. Okay, let him be able to more believe it. Okay, okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay. I'm fine. All right. Our first voicemail is from Jeremiah. Hey, everybody. How y'all doing? It's Jeremiah. I was just calling to make sure Rodeon didn't need rescuing off his roof by burling me in from the coast guard in helicopters since they've had so much flooding up this way. But I was just calling in regard to a comment made about if all bombos daughters were pregnant. Well, you know, it's really not time for them to be pregnant. That's in another year or two, but really with anything less than you expected of them. I mean, come on now. Let's all be honest here. They'll both have children by 15, maybe two, even three. Just saying. If any of you would like to attend log cabin Republican events, they have a wonderful chapter right there in your area. You can go online or contact me for their information. I think they need authority. That's how I recall. And they would love your donations. All right then, and I'd just like to say that we all hope to see the Littlest Huffington in the Olympics. Over the next time we have them, she could be the no boys wife one day swimmer. All right then, bye. Hey, look, this is Jeremiah again. Addendum to the previous message. "Baba loose sales just in general." I had no idea why that's not at all what I pictured him sound like. But he does. He just sounds like a little angel talking to him. Oh, I'd love him. I want him. Okay, well, Jeremiah, while I am a big old Democrat, which had come as no surprise to anybody, your first comment about Obama's children did kind of make me giggle. I did too. I'm sinking. I'm in Louisiana. Is he? No, he's a longtime listener, Jeremiah, is. Yeah. You know what, honestly, well, first of all, thank you for your kind words about Babaloo. While I am not necessarily interested in joining the Lottecab Republicans, I have been to their website just because I don't quite understand the idea of that. The idea of that. And it seems as though Lottecab and Republicans are more focused on fiscal responsibility versus social issues. Well, I can assure you. It's totally a cop out. Oh, wow. I'm just, you can send your emails. No, I just, I have no interest in it. Issues, you take it. And getting back to a couple of weeks ago, I talked about how my dad keeps sending me all of this, you know, spam. He's trying to educate me on why McCain would be a good president, but everything he's sending me is all of these jokes about Barack Obama. Yesterday, I blocked my father's email for the first time. Oh, good. Really? Yes, I think that's been coming for a while. And when he calls me about this in a couple of days, I will totally cop out and go, "Oh, there must be someone in one of my email," which will miraculously be fine once election day is over. Call me a coward if you want, but I have asked him repeatedly not to do it. He doesn't seem to be paying attention to me. So, I've just... Nah, I don't blame you. Well, Taffy, is it raining by you? No, it was earlier. It's not normal. Okay, I must have been heading this way, because all of a sudden, it's like the heavens have opened up by me. Well, you know, I didn't need rescue from my roof. I didn't have to get on my rooftops for rescue from the hurricanes. Right. But I did get blown. No, not blown away, but not by lucky. So, I guess I shouldn't talk about it. So, you had a, it's a hurricane, so I'm going to go have a three-way with a little other couple incident. Oh, like, you know, like Taffy has? Excuse me, excuse me. No, no, no, no, no, no. That would be the Taylor the Law table way. Leaving your roommate who's missing again, and never been in a hurricane before, because you met some couple on AOL Doc. Yeah, that's one of the classier moments of my life. Yeah, it's one of my favorite stories of you, because then it's like when you officially shed prudence, and officially became your Taylor. Where are you going? I'm going to go get ice cream. There's a hurricane coming. I know we need, we need materials. I'm going to go get some ice cream. I've heard it called snowballing, but never getting ice cream. Cut, ah, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, two hours later. Did you just say you freeze it for later? Yes. Rodan, I bow at the altar of Rodan. Please just know that I'm lighting a little candle in front of your picture right now. That's disgusting. That would make tank gasp. You make, you make ices with it. You just lick it. It's a protein sickle. You realize at this point, we're down to one listener, and that is out of it. Well, Cassie's still hanging with us. Sickle matters. Cassie's hanging in there. Just so she can go fuck. Questions. And fuck it, fuck, fuck heads. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck her. Well, another listener that's probably sticking with us would be Peter from Atlanta. Hey guys, this is Peter from Atlanta, and I was just calling because I am listening to a bunch of the back episodes of pause my co-pilot. I think I've got all of them downloaded, and I have been kind of going backwards from where I was, and I'm around, I think, in the late teens now. I went ahead and skipped forward to listen to episode seven because everyone said I should. But it's really surreal because Taylor is doing most of the podcasting at this point, and he keeps mentioning things like, "Ah, I hope to be doing this at episode number..." Like, you know, looking back to this episode, when I'm doing episode number 700 or whatever, and like, you know, I hope that we build an audience. It's really kind of funny because I listen to today's episode, and then I listen to this old episode, talking about how we hope it gets really big, and wow, that's a success story. The other really funny thing is like, you know, I'm listening to old back episodes while you're talking about listening to all the backlogged episodes of daily purge, which I also managed to do, although I think I got through them a lot quicker than Taylor did. And so, yeah, I just wanted to call and say, I guess I'm thanking you guys, 'cause like, you know, now I'm on like 25th episode with struggling with audio quality, and the feeling that no one's really listening to it, and hoping that someday people will start listening to my show, but, um, or more people will, or enough to comment and call in all the time and stuff. But who knows? I just wanted to, I guess, say, thank you to you. Otherwise, oh, there's one more thing. Taylor, you cried during Star Wars episode one. Yeah, you said that was going to come back and bite you in the ass. And yeah, I'm surprised there's not a like, puglet found your butt right now, because that's just silly. That's just kind of, yeah, wow. All right, guys, I'll talk to you all later, and I hope you're having a good week. Bye. - Oh, we love Peter. - I know, he's so, never mind. - Oh, cute little. - Yeah, he's gonna say, yeah, he's so little, but then that sounded kind of, you know, pedophile-esque, so I decided to say that. - Well, okay, I have to correct him on something. I did not cry during episode one. I teared up during the trailer for episode one, because it was very overwhelming, because it reminded me of being a little kid and going to see Star Wars when I was first, you know, like four, and, you know, all of a sudden, all these movies were coming back and I was very excited, not realizing that the first three movies were kind of going to be shitty, so that is why. So I did not cry during episode one. I'm staying that for the record. And you were sitting next to me when we saw the trailer for the first time. - I was. - And you looked over me and said, "Are you crying?" And I'm like, "No." - I have to rethink our entire relationship right now. - Oh, okay. Says the girl who watches Real World Road Rules challenges. - Back off. - Yeah, that's actually far and earlier than Star Wars. - Well, I'm very glad that he's listening to our old episodes, because every once in a while, I'll go back and just randomly pick one and listen to it. And it is very funny to hear the things we're saying about future episodes or what's going on right then and things. Some of the things I completely forgot about, it's like a little time capsule. - Yeah, it is. - But for some reason, I thought Peter was like one of our early listeners, so I thought he'd already listened to all these. So I was a little bit taken aback like, "Wait a minute, he's cheated on us. He hasn't listened to all these." - Well, maybe he's going back and listening to them again. We're like a good book. You can read it more than once and discover something new about the book and yourself. The only, oh, Jesus Christ. The only, the only one I think of as far as early listeners go. And I hope she's still listening is Mehta, Mehta. - Oh, yeah. - She was our first review on iTunes and she's definitely, she's joined the Facebook group, which is okay, so I love Pot as my co-pilot on Facebook.com. - Thank you. - And I just, that's when I think of early listeners, I always think of her. So if you were somebody who's been with us from the beginning from episode one, if you were one of the original 35 and you're still listening, send us an email because we would love to hear from you. - And since it's your picture, we might even post it. - And if it's naked, we won't post it, but I'll probably masturbate to it. - Oh, pretty much. - I'll show it to Babaloo, he can masturbate to it too. - Nice, nice, nice. - So you won't be masturbatory cheating? - No, no. - Speaking of masturbations, we also got an email from the vagina of the hour and that would be Melanie from Don't Get Your Day job. - Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! (laughing) - Well, that's Melanie from To Broadcast and just wanna call him today. - Thanks for mentioning my show and let you know that I added you guys to my Twitter, which I'm even later than you guys on the trend 'cause I just got Twitter like two days ago. But anyways, I'll continue to listen, keep up the good work, bye. - Her vagina has a little cape with a super VR. (laughing) - It's shaved into a little V. (laughing) - Exactly. - Her vagina has a first name. - It's S-U-P-E-R. (laughing) - S-U-P-E-R. - Super. - Super. - It's Supper. - Oh, that was S-U-P-E-R. (laughing) - I don't have this, oh my God. (laughing) - Wow, nothing's gonna be trying to be condescending and you're wrong. - A master's degree comes in handy. (laughing) Jesus. - I like her vagina. - Her vagina has a first name, it's Supper. I like Supper. (laughing) - Melanie's vagina is spreading laughter in joy. Rap land. (laughing) - Oh good heavens. - Poor Melanie. - Heaven's a melody. - We also got, we're gonna leave her alone now. (laughing) We also got a voicemail from Michael from Baton Rouge. - Hi Taylor, Taffy and Rodan. This is Michael from Baton Rouge. I am one half of the pair half couple that Rodan spoke about on the episode 70 podcast. Just wanted to tell you, oh I do love the show and the John Goodman show killed me. I laughed so hard I had to pull the car off the side of the road. But just wanted to say hi, I'm gonna tell you how I do listen and I'm a faithful listener now after Rodan told us about it on the Bear 411. Thanks guys, I'll have a great day and keep up the good work, bye. - So how many listeners from Bear 411 have we gotten because of you? - At least two, maybe 10. (laughing) - Wow, okay. - Just like Joss Stone, I fuck for listeners. She fucks her tracks, I fuck for listeners. - Allegedly. - Allegedly. - Allegedly. Allegedly. She fucks for tracks, I just maybe chat for listeners. - There you go. - But I've gotten some from Bear 411 and then Adam for Adam and manhunt. I keep hoarding his show out. - You know what? - Adam is out there, hoarding himself for listeners. Taylor, what have you done lately? - I edit the shit and put it out. (laughing) He puts out, I put it out. - That would be the classiest thing you've ever said. I edit this shit and put this out. Eloquent, as always. - There you go, the poster in the St. Petersburg. - Because S-U-P-E-R-S-S-U-P-E-R-S-U-P-E-R is the other side of the episode. - Oh, by the way, I sent you covered. - Yes, I already got it. - Oh. - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, my God. All right, well-- - I think we have-- - So, casting in Montana sent us an email that was of a-- - Voice mail. - Oh, I'm sorry, a voice mail. Thank you, I stand corrected, sir. And it was a personal voice mail. We're not gonna release, but when Babaloo heard it, it talked about the fact that he had organized a couple of us to walk in the AIDS walk and she was very grateful. And we just wanted to tell her that we appreciate you and appreciate your support. And we kind of like Babaloo, too, sort of. - Sorta. - Even though he was taken taken away from me and made me cry in the corner at night. But that's fine, I'm willing to accept it. I love you, Babaloo, call me. - Jesus Christ, the rain is really coming down. - Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory. - Are you gonna shave your head in diet orange? - Falling on my head like a new emotion. - The Hairmaster can do that, Hairmaster. I want her to look like Annie Lennox circa 1982. And if you can dress her in a suit and have her beat her hand against a desk, that would be awesome. - Hey, for the record, Lucky for 1983. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. (laughing) - I take issue with that. - All right, well, apparently I need to go have a scotch and a pudding and watch my stories now. So I say we wrap this show up. (laughing) - He needs to start investing in the DVDs of Teletubbies, if he's gonna date people that young. (laughing) - That's why he has all these cartoon DVDs. That's how he lures them in. (laughing) - You make me sound like a pedophile. - You're dating a 25 year old, you are a pedophile. (laughing) You might as well be wearing a kangahat and be interviewed by Entertainment Tonight. Mary Hadar now. (laughing) - Mary Hadar, let's turn out. (laughing) - You can send your emails too. - Tell the latte boy at potismicopilot.com. All right, let's wrap it up. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. Send us a voice mail at 206-202-5165. Join our Facebook group. Okay, so I love potismicopilot. Be our friend on MySpace@myspace.com/potismicopilot. Follow me on Twitter @tailerlatteboy. - And become one of our followers. - And become one of our followers. We're up to 28 followers, and we love to see more people that follow us, and it's a good way for you guys to check out each other's links and join into-- - You need more minions. - So follow the yellow brick road. And by yellow brick road, we mean, of course, the golden shower. - Oh, okay. - But enough about John Goodman. Okay, everybody. - Wow. - This has been episode 77. - This is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And Rodan. - Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. - Ta. - I need to pack. - I'm just gonna pack. - His butt. (laughing) - Oh. - With eyes. (laughing) - Please tell me we're also taping. - Yes. (upbeat music) - You've been listening to Pot Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Aren't they just a little slice of wonderful? See you next time. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]