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PiMC: Episode 75 - The Great American Fag-In, or Actually, It IS All About Me!!
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(upbeat music) - Lock up the pugs. It's time for another episode of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Tappy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. Take it away, kids. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to episode 75 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot." I am joined tonight by Tappy Carlisle Huffington. - Hello. - And Rodan. - Hello. - And before we do anything else, we have to send a huge thank you to Pat from "Don't Quit Your Day" job for our brand new theme music. - It's incredible. - Yes, yes, and Rodan just found out about it. (laughing) - Yeah, appreciate that. Ford button doesn't work to the Rodan address. - We don't, we don't, you know, have to bother the talent with all the backstage information. You know how that works. - You're the talent, too, woman. - But I'm upper management. (laughing) - She's like, you know, after the couple of seasons when the star, when they have executive producer and they have the star's name, that's kind of, you know. - I'm Sarah Jessica Parker. - So you wish. (laughing) - Not really, I have no desire to look like a horse, but we actually, we're very fortunate because Pat recorded not one, not two, not three, but six intros for-- - Holy cow. - Yeah. Yeah, so each week you have to make sure to listen because the intro is gonna be slightly different each time and everyone, Taffy and I, we're listening to them. - We laughed out loud. - Rodan, you're gonna laugh really hard when you hear it. So that's-- - Okay. - So nothing else, we're saving the surprise for you. So Pat is a member of the Overachievers Anonymous, which I appreciate. - Yes, yes. And we even have outro music too. So make sure you listen to the outro. - Oh no. - Yeah, it's amazing. So Pat, thank you very much and be sure to listen to Don't Quit Your Day job 'cause I have finally caught up with all of their episodes. So I'm finally at a place where I know what's going on in their lives. (laughing) - The porn episode, wow. - The porn episode hysterical, very, very funny. - Yeah. - So how are we doing this week? What's going on? What's new? - Well, how's your weather, Rodan? - Well, yeah, as about say, before we get into the funny, I just wanted to kind of say our hearts go out to everyone in Texas, Louisiana, who are currently starting the long recovery process from Ike. - How are you? - 'Cause it definitely, I'm fine. It definitely hit, I think, Houston and (laughing) Galveston harder than I did everywhere else. What? - And apparently that's funny to Taylor. - Or we could continue talking about the people in Houston. (laughing) - Rodan sending out this heartfelt plea to all these people over there, okay, why are you? (laughing) - Shut up. - I'm sorry. Rodan, how are you? (laughing) - You're horrible. - I'm fine. - Okay. - I'm very much less stressed than I started the weekend as, so that's good. - Well, that's good, that's good. And how was gas up by you? You had sent me a text message earlier that like, there was no gas. It was suddenly it was Mad Maxby on ThunderDome where you lived. - God. (laughing) - Can I please be director? - Yeah, like apparently some emails went out at work saying that gas was gonna be up by $1.50 by Monday. And so, well, the building emptied out while people went to go get gas. But apparently that little action and apparently it hit the whole town about the same time is that by the time I left work on Friday, all the gas stations, all the gas stations were on gas. - That's, I mean, and the storm was even forecast to me where 300 miles near Monroe. It was absolutely fucking ridiculous. - Yeah. - It was very much like the gas lines and stuff that you had in Florida after the hurricanes. - Yeah. - It was like that, but I'm like, before we're not even scheduled to get much more than a storm, like a thunder shower here in Monroe, people are going to hoard gas. - But you know what scares me even more than that though, is the people who do hoard gas and keep it stored in their garage and gas tanks. And I think, okay, now if you have a gas line in your house and then you know, and then there's a flood and things are moving or there's wind and the gases, I don't know, you know, electrical lines can come down, gas can run down your driveway. That just seems like a recipe for bad. - Yeah. - I don't know. - It sounds like you've watched one too many movies. - I've been on the ride at Universal Studios earthquake, one too many times. - Yes, I knew I'd seen that somewhere. - I remember that from somewhere. - The great movie ride at Disney World or something, I don't know. - Yeah, I think both of them have pretty much the same thing. - No. - There's fire and explosions and it, you know, shakes the car. Much like-- - It's like being with Taylor after he's eaten Mexican food. - I was getting where they say it's like being with tank every time you guys go to the movies at Baywalk, but you know, whatever. - Wow. - Wow. - Hmm. - Nice. - Wow. - Let me take a moment. So how was your weekend, sir? Are you talking to me? - Yes. - Ma'am. - I'm sorry. - It was fine, bitch. (laughing) I actually saw you multiple times over the weekend. - I know you did. - Yeah. - That's why it was lovely. - That's why it was just the bestest weekend ever. - As opposed to every other day of your life. - Right, exactly. Friday night, we had a little slice of Americana going to a high school football game. - I really need to... - I thought you weren't allowed to do that kind of stuff anymore. - What do you mean? - I thought they had orders against that. - Against me. - Me, yeah, the restraining order. Was it long? I don't actually, you know, so long I don't offer to give the football players the massages, then, you know, everything's okay. I'm allowed to sit in the stands and ring my cowbell. - I'm allowed to stand. - Okay, that's good. - Stand behind the fence. - Yeah. - And by ring my cowbell, I mean, touch myself in a program. (laughing) And Babaloo came with him. This was Babaloo's first ever high school football game. - Aw. - I know. And I felt bad because we lost, but that's all right. - And lost bad and got rained on. - But we weren't paying attention to the football game. We were paying attention to the cheerleaders because we were watching Lollipop as she was doing all of her cheers and doing her, you know, while she's like, you know, mis-spirit and like, you know, rah, rah, rah, I'm trying to get everybody all excited. All the girls around her all just like, you know, go team. And, you know, it was a little disinheartening, but Lollipop looked wonderful as she always did. And we had a wonderful time. - That's just her cheerleading as a religion. - Yeah. - Wow, that's 'cause she's dead inside. I don't know. - So, yeah, right? So Taylor, after the game, did you go up to the other cheerleaders and go, it's your fault, we lost. - Right. - We had no cheer. - Yeah, exactly. - You're fabulous. - You know, way to go fatty, I think, 'cause what I said to one of those. (laughing) - That was one of the moms. - So, she's spent the weekend, she's spent the weekend getting used to her friend, Mr. Bellini. (laughing) - Getting back in touch with your friend. - If I weigh a little less, they can throw me higher in the air, I know it. - Wow, we're not even 10 minutes in. We've managed to hit pedophilia and eating indoors. (laughing) - We are the after-school special from the hell. - You know, by Taylor, it's happy in our game. - Episode, title for 75, being written down as we speak. (laughing) - And then, and then yesterday, we joined Club Babaloo and we walked the AIDS Walk. - Yeah, nice. - The Little Less Uppington and Mollie Poppin' myself. - As compared to talking the AIDS Talk apparently. - We walked the AIDS Walk as opposed to talk. Actually, Little Less Uppington talked to the AIDS Talk today. (laughing) - Oh, she did. - Actually, she talked it yesterday because after the AIDS Walk, which we'll get back to in a moment, we dropped her off at one of the local malls to meet up with a group of friends who in turn asked her what she had been doing and why she was late, the mall. And she said, well, you know, I walked in the AIDS Walk downtown to which one of the little girls who goes to school with her replied, why would you do that? So you were walking to support gay people? - Oh, dear. (laughing) - To which? - Do I need the theme music for your nap? - I'm listening to the Little Less Happington concerns. - Exactly. No, it should have been everybody else in the mall, apparently, who was the concerned citizen because apparently they were standing in the food court and Little Less Happington grabbed the hem of her shirt and pulled it down as to, you know, in that gesture of, let me tell you something. But I guess it went like this and I heard this reenacted from a parent who was there. That pretty much Little Less Happington said, well, first off, if I was walking to support gay people, what would be wrong with that? To which the other five little girls all went, ooh, 'cause you know, it's junior high and you're in the mall. And the other little girl was like, well, you know, that's the only reason that you would be walking to AIDS Walk and she goes, actually, do you know that babies can be born with AIDS? Do you know that other people can get AIDS? In fact, do you know that, you know, the highest demographic of people who have AIDS are actually girls who are Indian? And the little girls are sitting there, I didn't know that, I don't know if that's true. She might have been making that statistic up. Who knows, but apparently she had read a pamphlet. I don't know what, so I guess this one into a tirade of, you know, my grand-- - As compared to her mother who's going, where are the dry queens, where's my grand-- - Exactly, so then she went to the tirade about how her grandfather gets blood transfusions and you know, there's people who gets AIDS from blood transfusions and that, you know, you could just walk because it's nice to make people feel better and blah, blah, blah, blah. So apparently after this whole thing was said and done, that little girl decided it would be better if she left with her mom and not stay in shock. (laughing) And she didn't, she left. - Wow. - Little is Huffington spreading tolerance throughout the, you know, throughout the mall. (laughing) - Well, and that's why I love her. Well, let me ask you a question. I'm supposed to be having lunch with the little is Huffington tomorrow at school per her request. - Really? - Will said little girl be sitting at the table? - I don't know, actually, that's a very good question. You can ask her tomorrow and do you know how I knew that you were having lunch with her? Because the parade of, do you know what Taylor's going to wear? I wonder what shirt I should wear. I wonder if he's going to wear a shirt that says my school's name on it. I wonder if he's going to bring me lunch. I wonder if he's going to buy lunch. I wonder if he's going to sit next to this girl and this girl, and I already told this girl and this girl that he's coming. So pretty much you are gonna be the built-in entertainment for lunch because it is now an event. It's, it's Taylor in person. It's, it's, you know, a podcasting convention among, you know, the littlest tags, I don't know, but. (laughing) - The littlest tags. - The littlest tags, that's right. Start 'em young, baby. - It's the great American faggot tomorrow. (laughing) Bring your mom's pet gay to work day. (laughing) - It's pet gay at work day. I love that. - Well, I'll be sure to, I'll be sure to be asking about that and. - So, I heard there was a little conversation. - That's right. - Hey, that's exactly what I'm gonna say. Can we get back to the age, well, first, just a second. Can I talk about my experience today as well? - Sure. - Please do. - So, I am in charge of, and by in charge, I mean, they send me, as, you know, a volunteer to be in the hydration booth. Which is one of the various, which is one of the various booths that, you know, they have water and fruit, and we were next to a organization that sold bamboo, like T-shirts and stuff. So, they had these towels that they had dipped in ice water, which were awesome, but that's neither here nor there. So, you know, getting to find out where exactly I was just going to go was, you know, a trilogy of terror moment, looking for the fucking volunteer coordinator to finally say, this is where you have to go. And being called girlfriend, like five times by, you know, bitchy queen smoking cigarettes, 'cause, you know, AIDS walk, hoorah. I get finally to the place where I'm supposed to go, and I'm at a hydration center, which is what they called it, sponsored by one of the local gay bars. - Oh, no. - And it's not one of the better gay bars. (laughing) - And it's brought to you by the Golden Arrow. - Right, if only. No, it's by, I'm not going to say the name of the bar, but it's one of the bars, Dan and Gulfport. Rodan, that should tell you enough, right there. Oh, yeah. So, I walk up and, you know, they have all of the big, you know, flats of water, and they have the big buckets of ice, and I said, you know, I think I'm one of the volunteers. To which the guy looks at me and goes, well, I'm one of the volunteers, too. - Hmm, no good, we'll come up with that. (laughing) - On Chantay. - On Chantay. - On Chantay. - Nice. - And I'm sort of looking at the, I'm sort of looking at the bamboo things and all that sort of stuff, and his friend pulls up in a car, gets out of the car, and the one who's sitting there goes, oh, girl, I'm still drunk from last night. - Oh, no, no. - Which the one who's driving goes, girlfriend, me, too. (laughing) So, I'm like, okay, this is not going to go well. Now, luckily, my friend Eric was going to be meeting me, so I knew I wasn't gonna be alone with these guys, but he'd already called and said he was gonna be 20 minutes. So, now I'm sitting, you know, no shade, sitting, looking at all these water bottles, and these two drunk, old-- - Queens. - Fags, yeah, Queens. - Okay, how old would they be? I mean, talking 23 years. - Well, the one said that he, the one said, at one point, we were talking when all the walkers were walking, we were handing out water. He said he was 36. I think if you squared at that number, that would be how old he actually is. Now, cut to about five minutes later, imagine Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - What? You better back off. - No, no, just, you know, right. I'm talking to the energy level, but drunk-- - Oh. - And German. - Oh, no. That's not good. - With a cigarette in her hand. (laughing) - I mean, she does. - Who apparently likes to hang out at said gay bar in Gulfport. So, she walks up, and the first thing she says in a thick German accent is, oh, my pussy itch. - Oh. - No. - Are you kidding me? - Classic. With a capital case. - To which I, out loud, said, and we're done. (laughing) - That's not right. - So, my, so Eric, my friend Eric pulls up. I've got this look on my face, and you know, he's walking towards me, and I'm like, yeah, toe on the trigger, taste a gun, metal in my mouth. I went, let's go find another hydration station. So, we end up just sort of walking around and run into, you know, the Huffington's and Babaloo and talk to them, and I said, well, we probably should go back, and, you know, because if nothing else, no one will get water, because we thought the three of them were planning on sleeping, you know, during the walk. So, we went back, and everything was fine. Actually, it ended up being a lot of fun, and except for the fact that the one kept taking pictures every time anybody that was shirtless, you know, oh, girl, let me get you a picture. And then, forming like a bottleneck, where then, you know, there's 4,000 people that suddenly had to stop, because it's all on a sidewalk versus the middle of the street, and so this guy could take a picture. - We had a very good time. - We did. - It was a lot of fun, though. We did have a lot of fun, and as of right now, the AIDS-waxing Pete raised $107,000, and I think that's just from electronic transfers. I don't think that's including all of, like, the checks and cash and stuff that they got. So, hopefully, that number will be going up, and some of that money was raised by all of you, our listeners, or some of you, our listeners. And I have a very special message from one person who benefited very much from those of you who donated to the cause. Here's a message from Babaloo. - Hello, everyone. This is Babaloo. I wanted to leave this message for the listeners, this time, and it's not for Pada's Macole Poly. They know they're awesome, because I listen to them all the time, and I live with one of them, or practically two of them. Hi, Taffy. And the reason I'm leaving this message is because I wanted to thank the listeners for donating $530. I went over my goal of $500 for the AIDS walk. And it was a great experience. I wanted to thank everyone for donating whatever they could, as much as they could, and helping out in this very important, and helping out in this very important cause and everything. And I hope to do it next year, and that's it. And I wanted to thank Taffy also for walking with me. I thought it was gonna walk alone, so Taffy and her girls for walking with me. And that's it. Bye, everybody. Thank you again. Bye. - Now, I'm not going to say that that was the first time that he tried to record that. You all might wanna listen after the closing music. That's all I'm gonna say. (laughing) - You'd be nice. Babaloo gets all nervous. - I'd be nice. He does get all nervous. He was all, "Oh, well, hi, I'll just play it for you guys when it's done." - I think I make Babaloo a little nervous. - He's really taken to you. He's taken to you, and he adores the girls. - Oh, that's nice. - So that makes things a lot easier. - That's good. - Me not so much, but he really seems to love them. - Well, you know how they end up. (laughing) I can understand why he doesn't like you, but you know. - Yeah, that's true. Speaking of the girls, I believe one of them had a very funny statement that you told me about the other day. That Rodan should think is pretty funny. So we're trying to figure out, we were talking about something in the kitchen, and she's sitting on the island, and she's kind of looking at her tie. She reads Time Magazine. She thinks it's fascinating. So she's looking at her Time Magazine, and I'm doing something. We were discussing how, I don't know, I think I just got off the phone with you or something, and how you and I could spend so much time together and not kill one another. And the comment was made, I believe, either by tank or the little Huffington, you know, well. They can certainly understand how I can spend all that time with you and I kill you, but how could you spend all that time with me and I kill me? To which, as she's sitting there not looking up, she kind of tilts the corner of her Time Magazine down and goes Stockholm Syndrome. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. She's going to have a bleak, bleak Christmas. [LAUGHTER] Bleak. Stockholm Syndrome. I said, OK. That's rich. That's rich. Well, let me tell you something. Yesterday, Babaloo did something to us that I haven't found a way to torment him over yet. Because every person that I have seen today, one of Lollipop's best friends was here all day. They were making baskets for the school auction. And I ask her this question, which I think actually profoundly bothered her, like all through dinner. I would say something to her and she goes, yeah, I can't think of anything but that question you asked me until I come up with an answer. And the question was, I know I'm going to word this wrong, but basically, if you had to come up with-- to sum up your life or your life's journey or your mantra in six words, what would it be? Apparently, there's a book out that has this. And Babaloo asked us all this when we were sitting at Starbucks after the walk. And it's a very thought-provoking question. So of course, because these children are type A personalities, the first question was, well, why do I only get six words? Why can't I have seven words? Why can't I have seven words? And I said, why can't you have three words? You have six words. That's something you have. More and no less, it's six. Well, are they descriptive words? It has to be a sentence. But I just shut up and figure out the sentence. I said, you have one minute. What? So, of course, fast forward an hour where they're both going, I don't know. So yes, it was kind of interesting the ones that the Little Less Huffington came up with one that was pretty good. And it was just very thought-provoking, which I wasn't quite-- I didn't think they would take it as serious as they did. I was kind of happy that they did. But I think that's Babaloo. Thanks, Babaloo. So what would yours be, Rodan? What would your six-word mantra be? You're-- I don't need no sticking six words. More power. Yeah, I had that tattooed somewhere on my body. On your inner thigh. World domination. World domination. No, it has to be six words. No more and no less. World domination makes my clit hard. World domination makes my clit hard. There you go. That made tanky go. Tank Huffington makes my clit hard. What? That's six words. Oh, Jesus. Sorry about that. Yeah, Rodan, you need more that you need-- it has to be six words. It can't be just be two. Oh, I'll have to think a little bit longer on that. I have no idea. I don't believe that-- Monkey Brewster fourth season. I'm there. Nice. Bitch. I don't believe the tailor said his. Yeah, well, let me take a one. You didn't say it yesterday, and we were sitting there trying to figure him out. You never said yours. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Don't strike yourself. Stick it in me now. That sounds very tailors. Don't worry. Be happy. That's a really six words I don't think, but-- And the oil refineries belong to me. I can think of so many, but they would make him mad, so I'd be quiet. Such as-- Failure was apparently an option here. Oh, that's wrong. Quite often confused was never satisfied. I can think of lots of them. They'll make him mad. Oh, are we going to play this game now? We're not, as I said. How about this? One lucky son of a bitch. There you go. OK. Well, that's six. Pug kisses always make me smile. Oh, that was kind of scary. Learning from my mistakes is fun. I'm not as bad as I expected. That's, I think, the name of the actual book. Are you kidding me? No, I think that's the actual name of the book. I'll put the name of the book in the show notes once I ask Mr. Baba Lou what it is, but it's one of those little books that you get for $8 at Barnes & Noble, that it's one of those little Times Square books. I know what his six words would be. Too much gray hair in beard. [LAUGHTER] I thought you were his beard. I know what your six words would be. I trip over my tits. Oh, I don't trip over them. I have to tell them in a knot. [LAUGHTER] So, I go ahead, do I tell the story? No, no, no, no. No, no. I come out of the bathroom the other day, Joanne's fabrics, which in itself is a problem that I was in, Joanne's fabrics, but that's neither here nor there. And you needed something from there. You needed buttons. I needed buttons, and you were headed that way, so I went with you. And I wash my hands after I'm leaving the bathroom, and look up, and the way the light was hitting, I looked like grizzly Adams with a big gray beard with a beard scrub. I mean, not gray. I have like white hairs in my beard, like completely white. So I walk and get Miss Tappy and say, I have to ask you a question. And I want you to be totally honest. To assure response was the fact that you're coming out of the bathroom, and ask me that question is never a good sign. And I said, do I have as much gray hair on top of my head? Because as you do in your beard, no. No, you don't, so there. Yeah, you have a lot of gray hair in your beard. Yeah, it's not a lot. He has eight. But they're like white, and they're all sporadically placed to where they-- I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I think it looks nice. Wow. At the very least, if I'm going to have it in my beard, then I want to have it on top of my head. So I've got the salt and pepper thing going on. Because you know, George Clooney, tell it to the latte boy. Really, I want it to be where people mistake us all the time. And I can't do that until I have the salt and pepper hair. Of course not, true. Because otherwise, it's just back to life, George Clooney. And that-- what's good in that? I believe the question will be, excuse me, didn't you eat George Clooney? I come up with one for you, though. I actually did come up with-- Yes, ready? Actually, it is all about me. [LAUGHTER] Well, yeah, that's Taylor. OK, I like that one. There you go. All right, so we've got voicemail. We have a bunch of voicemail, so we're going to split it up over the next two weeks. That's because people love us. But we got four in one day and five in the other day. It was weird. But we have many voicemails related to certain political comments that were made by a certain podcaster. That'd be me. That would be you. And actually, everybody's been very, very nice. And we haven't gotten any of the dissenting-- blah, blah, blah, you know, gays are bad. If they thought gays were bad, they probably wouldn't be listening to us. Yeah, we have pretty much. Call me crazy, but I can't help but think that we might be slightly, liberally slanted our listeners. Well, we can have listeners that think they can see Russia from their house. Anyway, go ahead. Anyway, all right. So our first message is from British John. Woo-hoo! Hey, co-pilot. It's British John calling. First of all, Kathy just wanted to say, I think it's cool that you let the little huffington cut her own hair. But do be careful, because my parents used to let me cut my own hair and look what happened to me. I also agree with what you were saying about Palin's daughter. I think it's only a matter of time before her credibility goes down the toilet. Let's just hope that she loses some credibility before the election, because there is a tendency for people to lose their credibility after they've been elected in this country, which sucks, because then we're stuck with them for four years, or actually sometimes eight years, which sucks even harder. Speaking of sucking hard, Taylor, I hope that you're enjoying having Bobaloo around and Rodan. I hope that you're enjoying your life, a confirmed bachelor. I'm hoping to be back down in Florida before Christmas, maybe just for a weekend, and possibly with you guys mentioning food and wine festival. That might be something I want to try and get down there for. So maybe we can hang out when I'm down there, because it'd be nice to see you guys. At least the Florida contingency. And I will hope to talk to you guys soon. Bye. OK, one more thing in response to Taffy's story from a couple of episodes ago about the English kid eating the leaves, and the syrup, and all that stuff. What the fuck was that all about? I'm appalled, and I'm surprised that you didn't go up to them and go, excuse me, Galphina, but your little boy's being a bit of a deuce bag, because you see in the foliage, and that's what I would say. I managed to go up in the UK without eating any of that shit. But you know what? I can't speak for the rest of my country, but evidently. How embarrassing. You know what? British people need to not leave the country anymore, because they're obviously not the classy and charming citizens that they used to be. BJ. Listeners, look forward to the future book coming up called British John and Taffy Parenting 101. Because let me take you first off, John. If the littlest Huffington turns out, even a coach like you I'll still be proud. I'll probably keep her in a cage, but I'll still be proud. And I'll be working on my British Mrs. Doubtfire accent for just that event. If I ever see another British child, eating leaves. So thanks. We also got a message from Stacey of Don't Could Your Day job. Hi, Rodin, Taffy, and Taylor. This is Stacey from over at DQIDJ. I just wanted to comment on what Taffy had said about-- in the last podcast about Obama's daughters, as opposed to Palin's daughters. And if his daughters were pregnant, it would be a completely different story. And I just want to tell you, I agree with you 100%. However, we don't need to worry about that, because the Democratic vice presidential candidate is inviting paraplegics to stand up. So they've already got that down. In any case, love your guys' show. Thanks a lot. Bye. We have a special treat coming up from Ms. Stacey, probably in episode 76. So be sure to sit closely to your computers waiting for that episode to come sometime next week. I like how she said my name first. Well, because that's kind of rare. Exactly. But you're first in their thoughts while they're masturbating. So apparently, we now officially have the Suzanne Summers of pot as my co-op. I heard it makes the she needs-- who thinks that she needs top billing in the Rodan. Don't forget what they did to Suzanne Summers. They sent her to go stay with her sick mother. And then she did all of her taping, being on the phone, calling Janet and Jack. And no, Taffy, I don't know which one of us is Joyce to win. Exactly. God, please don't want me to be Joyce to win. So come and knock on our door. Yeah. OK, we also have the final of the political-- the pinnacle triumvirate, I guess you could call it. That would be from Marina, from the I Love Lard podcast. Jesus, I love-- I don't think I got that. Lord. I love Lord. Hi, pod is my co-pilot. My name's Marina, from the I Love Lard podcast. I don't think I've ever called your show, even though I've been listening to your show, I think the longest of any of the East Coast podcast, I listen to. I listen to Q-chats and Orym because you're stupid. And I've started with you guys a long time ago, because I put you on my women in podcast 8, or can I? Anyway, whatever. And I don't think I've ever called it. And I started with me calling it episode 30 something. Anyway, that's what I'm calling. I'm going, yes, I finally have something to say. I do the powder thing, too, with the powder. And there's a lot of-- I don't know anybody else that does that. And I always thought that was something, because I do it because my grandmother did it. And I just thought that was a grandma thing, that only grandma did it. And I am weird, but yeah, our bathroom is completely covered in white powder. We look like the funnest people in apartment building 300. But yeah, that's whatever. Anyway, and with the palette, I'm Mexican. And I'm not sure if you guys are aware, but we get a lot of flack for having gaggled with children in and out of wedlock, as teenagers, as a people. Yeah, and I was just thinking, as soon as she was announced to be pee with her-- I'm going to say it-- pregnant, skank ass, drunk and teen bitch daughter, that all of a sudden-- and I was like, if that woman was a Mexican, these Republicans would tear her apart. If it was any ethnic minority, they would tear her apart for being no family values, no whatever, all this crap. And now, suddenly, because she's 17 and engaged to be married to, I don't know, this whatever, he has a mullet. I'm just going to say, he has a mullet. Anyway, to him, that I don't know, whatever. It's just obnoxious to me that whatever. And it's always the last thing. Oh, yeah. Everybody is calling asking about Taylor and Rodan's experiences with this woman. And I want to know, tag me, tag me, the woman. I don't know. And I'm not sure-- I'm looking at the collaboration here. Like, they're squishy, right? Like, I don't know, they're squishy. I don't like, look, they're squishy. OK, got to go, bye. So, yeah, what's up with that? I know you enjoy the sausage. But how about a fish taco every once in a while? Send your photos and emails, too. Taffy car-hopping time. Anytakers? I'm always-- Taffy enjoys a girl with silver dollar nipples. [LAUGHTER] Um, I've always considered the-- I've always considered every day to be a learning experience. We'll put it that way. Oh, oh, something tells me we've got something to talk about at lunch this week. I know, right? A very special episode, number 77. Exactly. Can somebody show me? I live for knowledge. In fact, I crave it. I yearn for it. I yearn for it. Oh, this is a video podcast waiting to happen. I was going to say, Taffy car-hopping didn't learn how to love a woman. Go ahead. No muff to Taffy. [LAUGHTER] Oh, that's uncalled for. Ugly women have pussies too. [LAUGHTER] Do you really want me to retaliate on this? I'm not talking about you. Better not be talking about mine. I would not have sex with someone who was ugly. I am a lady. [LAUGHTER] I am a lady. I am a lady. Speaking of ladies, we have a message from Melanie version 2.0, the one that left us a message about our podcast. I enjoy her. Whatever tells the name of it because she's-- Yeah. She called us back, and she let us know in the name of our podcast. And here it is. All right. Hey, this is Melanie from North Carolina again. I just listened to the show, and you guys played my voicemail. And I knew the night that I made the calls. I forgot to have put my show on there. But my show is tobroadcast.com. It's the number two, broadcast.com. Anyway, if I wasn't just calling to plug my show, though, that's probably why I didn't say it. Anyways, that's it. Bye. So Melanie, I can say that I do not listen to the two broads cast because, again, I didn't know the name of your show, so there was no way that I could. But I will definitely be getting it a shot. And we encourage all of our listeners to try to broadcast for two broadscast.com. And, you know what? I might be taking creative license from Melanie 2.0. And I might be stealing that from my video podcast of my first lesbian experience. Two broads broadbacked. OK, well, let's wrap up this episode. We're actually going to be taping two episodes tonight. But so we're going to do a little bit two shorter ones. Because next week, Miss Taffy and I will be in the Orlando area. Yes, we will. We will be celebrating a sad celebration of the closing of Pleasure Island. Yes. And the opening of John Goodman's knees. I think, shit, they're never closed. Get real. It's a sad celebration. But by sad, we mean kind of tragic. For those of you who ever go to the blog, by the way, the graphic for her birthday shockingly looks a little like her. Yeah. It actually is a little disturbing. We actually have a picture of her in a state of undress that is similar to that picture. Yes, I know. Except for the long hair. I think even Drum Riley even commented that, you know what? That really does look like her. Only how does it track? Yeah. OK, so as always, you can go to our blog, which is podasmycopilot.com. You can email us at podasmycopilot@gmail.com. Call us at 206-202-5165. Be our friend on MySpace and be our Facebook friend, which you can find at MySpace.com/podasmycopilot. And our Facebook group, which is OK, so I love podasmycopilot. Leave us more five-star reviews. As of this week, we are at 120. Thank you to all of you who have left us reviews. And I am actually on Twitter. And I'm actually Twittering a little bit more tappy shut up. And I am actually starting to enjoy it. So look for me on Twitter. I want to say I'm Taylor Latte, boy. I don't know. If you go to any of the other podcasters, if you're a Twitterer and you're with, go check out Qcast or the way we see it, all that sort of stuff, I'm one of the people that follows them. So just look for me there. I was going to say, just like most fads, we're getting on it a bit late. Insert on. Insert sexual innuendo joke here. Of course. No, but I do think it's cool that we have the followers. And I like the fact that we have the little pictures up there. And I think we're up to 13 or 14. So I think that's cool. No, we're up to 16. We're up to 16 as of a little while ago. So yeah, please follow our follower blog. Go to podismicopilot.com. And if you have a blogger account, click on the follow this blog. And we love seeing all the little pictures. Every time I go, there's a couple more pictures there. And I think it's great. It pleases us. Woo hoo. All right, guys. Well, everybody, have a good week. And we will talk to you all later. This is Taylor. And Taffy. And Rodin. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. Taw, bitches. Bye-bye. [MUSIC PLAYING] You've been listening to "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. Doesn't your life seem just a little bit brighter? See you next time. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Hello, everyone. This is Baba Lu. And I wanted to leave-- [MUSIC PLAYING] Hello, everyone. This is Baba Lu. And I am leaving this important message. It's not important. I mean, it is important, but-- OK. [LAUGHTER] Let the giggles know. All right. Hello, everyone. This is Baba Lu. And I wanted to leave a message for-- not for "Pod Is My Co-Pilot," because people come out of my co-pilot. They all know they're awesome. And I listen to them all the time. And I live with them. I live with one of them. Anyway, I live with two of them, yeah. Hi, Taffy. The reason I'm leaving this message is because I wanted to thank everyone who donated for the AIDS walk I did on Saturday. And I was able to raise up to $530. I went over my limit-- or a goal, excuse me. I went over my goal. I'm doing this again. [LAUGHTER] I went over my goal. And it was great. I don't know what else to say. OK. I-- as I was saying, I did over my goal of $530. And it was great. It was very nice that a lot of people participated in this. So thank you all. And I hope-- just thank you all. I'm doing this all over again. No, I'm doing this all over again. [INAUDIBLE] OK. [AUDIO OUT]