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PiMC: Episode 73 - Insert Gerbil Joke Here, or Perhaps You Should Chlorinate That Pool....

Duration:
37m
Broadcast on:
03 Sep 2008
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A shorter episode, but still packed with lots of funny.....Gustav, Babaloo moves in, Rodan ain't gettin any (again) and another installment of Taffy Carlisle Huffington: Concerned Citizen. Plus your voicemail...All 2 of them! Blog: www.podismycopilot.com, listener line: 206-202-5165, email: podismycopilot@gmail.com, myspace: www.myspace.com/podismycopilot, facebook: ok, so I love Pod Is My Copilot Donate to Babaloo for AIDSWalk St Pete: www.aidswalkstpete.org/babaloo. Help him get to 500 dollars! Send us naked pics! (Listen to the podcast...it will make sense...and by make sense, I mean make sense as much as we can on this show....
you're listening to pot is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy tappy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan hi this is here with the latte boy welcome episode 73 of pot is my co-pilot fuck oh no we should totally keep that in okay we'll give it in we'll keep it in then whatever I am joined as always by tappy Carlisle Huffington all our bitches and Rodan I'm all wet I was getting ready to ask you how are things going with Gustav coming flying at you you're all wet and getting blown I know and not in the good way how are things up there right now um it's rainy wet a bit squally you know the wind's coming out everywhere just kind like they are in Florida you know when the strapless storms pass over it's a little bit to the south west of us so it's not too bad but they're expecting it to kind of rain here for like the next five days 10 to 12 inches over the next um five days so that actually could have some flood flooding up here as well as down south you're an old pro it taken 10 to 12 inches come on at least over five days god now with you having the bayou right behind your house is that gonna prison I don't think so I mean the bayou is about 20 feet down from my house I mean it's on a slope but it's it's nowhere near kind of level so I'm hoping that it has other places to go first really now when are they expecting and you know what honestly that you all day do they know where it's gonna make landfall and what time I know it says be Tuesday but they know where yet it already has made landfall yeah I think you're thinking of Hannah oh it has okay yeah Hannah I was just looking because I'm gonna be meeting a bunch of the other podcasters at the end of the week at Disney and it looks like it's going to be hitting Jacksonville like Friday night Saturday morning so Hannah is gonna hit Florida like you know the Panhandle north north Florida south of Georgia and now we have the glancing below yeah Ike is out there too but it's way out in the middle of the way out in the middle of the ocean Ike Turner is in the middle of the ocean yes proud Mary keep on exactly because we roll in we know Ike Turner is used to giving a pounding domestic abuse is fun send your letters to Taylor the latte boy put us Michael no that's true that is true we do read we do read all of the emails or I read all of the emails and I send the pertinent ones to our perspective co-hosts true perspective respected respective I don't know I send him to tell if you want to send his never if you want to send a note to Taffy I send a note to Taffy if you want to send a note to Rodan I send a note to Rodan if you want to send Rodan naked pictures I look at him first and then I send them to both Taffy and wait wait wait you've never sent me any naked pictures we haven't gotten any naked pictures what hand-to-hand listeners listeners you have dropped the proverbial ball so to speak and we need some naked listener pictures Jimmy mr. difficult I believe I'm talking to the two of you Luke Michael and Kevin from Kukas our listeners have fought us Michael not a problem make it happen boys make it happen yes absolutely yes I think that's the next well do do our listeners showing us pick showing me pictures on manhunt does that count no because you can't share those pictures oh well I think that if we tell the listeners that they all they have to put in their subject line as you know not for broadcast so they don't think that we're going to blog their pictures they might be a little more apt to send them to we would not blog anybody's naked pictures without blocking out your face first except maybe Melanie's oh maybe Melanie does need to quit her day job you don't know apparently double anal is her views expressed by the hosts of pot is my co-pilot are not necessarily true or maybe they are yeah speaking of double anal this is the big move-in weekend yeah well we're going to be our ladle that's the transition that's that's it she has the grace and poise of a steamroller so of course that's going to be the transition we haven't played our segment music in a while and we've got both what's your name again and it's happy Carlisle Huffington concerned citizen segments coming up so let's start what your name again shall we all righty what was your name again an intimate look into the love lives and which was of your favorite podcasters Taylor the latte boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and yes it's official the Babaloo is moved in yeah because we've pretty much been together the entire time so we haven't had a chance to necessarily have that Lucy I have told him as I've said in the past at the first time we get in an argument it was at any point he has to yell at me in Cuban so and I have to do the whole way noise well as you like dissolve into a puddle because you're so turned on by the fact we see on that human yeah well hey you know girls got to do what a girls got to do so let me get this straight you get turned on by the fact that if you're in a fight and you know he yells at you in a foreign language I believe that there is something it's been wonderful we he's really pretty much I mean over the course of the three days we've got him almost completely moved in he's actually that is amazing he has the last we didn't have a whole lot of stuff and we were very fortunate in that at least I was very fortunate and that he didn't have a lot of furniture that we needed to find places for and the little furniture that he did have we found it was like perfect little niches like in corners and that sort of thing so it worked out really really well it is weird and he and I were just talking about this before we started taping that I mean the last three days while they've been fun I've also been kind of emotionally draining I'm oh yeah I can imagine plus you're cleaning out stuff and getting rid of well and that's and that's part of it is that you know I had to make room for him when when drum moved out I got very use and taffy can taffy can attest to this I was very much of the I don't know how I'm gonna live by myself and I'd been with somebody for so long blah blah blah blah blah and then I got to where I really liked living by myself and you know I wanted to sit and play PlayStation till three in the morning I could and if I wanted to do other things I couldn't I didn't have to necessarily answer to anybody I didn't have to if I wanted to eat or not eat or pee in the backyard or whatever it is that single people do then I had to sort of adjust to the idea I'm in the process of adjusting the idea of having you know there's somebody in my house only it's not my house anymore it's our house and it's it's just kind of weird it's in the middle of the street yeah with two cats in the yard life used to be so hard but just remember that he's going through the same thing because he lived by himself and now everything you're going through he's going through to because he could eat and scratch himself and pee and everything else but whenever he wanted to but now he has to answer just someone as well well yeah and I don't like to think of it as answering to somebody it's just kind of this odd feeling and then you're also going through in making room for his things I'm going through and finding you know old clothes that I used to wear and you know things that you know I'm still there's drum has some stuff left here that I totally forgotten about and you know you're looking through stuff like that you're like oh my god and then it takes you back to you know when I first moved into the house and what that was like and it's just it's been a very it's been and I talked with Bob a little about this this isn't going to come inside a big surprise to anybody it's just been kind of a whirlwind three days plus we were constantly constantly moving so I didn't necessarily have time to sit and think and today was the first day that I had to a chance to really kind of relax and take it all in so it's a lot to take yeah so when Taffy was asking me earlier at her mother's why I was so grumpy that's kind of the reason why you're grumpy you could just tell that you you had a lot on your mind yeah yeah because the steam was coming out of his ears was yeah because the the gerbil in my head as compared to the one in my ass insert gerbil joke here I and that's the title for episode 73 I just it just was a lot to it's just been sort of a lot overwhelming it's weird to know that I'm coming home tomorrow night from work and there'll be somebody here yeah you know but it's a good feeling it's not that somebody's there it's that somebody's there and not leaving yeah yeah I mean because you've come home before and he's been there yeah but he's been home you know he's been here because he had a key to the house he could let himself in early and then we would go to the movies and then he would go home well he's not going home now now it's us yeah it is home so it's live on the marquee us yeah I don't know how I would deal with that whole concept again I'm moving in with someone you know just after everything ended with sprout and I too I just I'm used to my space now in this big empty house well and I'm trying very hard I mean there were things about you know my you know previous relationship that I think worked really well and there was a lot of things that didn't work well so I'm trying to be very conscious of that and trying to sometimes do the exact opposite of what I used to do but because I'm out of my comfort zone and not used to acting a certain way it almost comes off worse oh you know I mean poor Bobaloo yeah poor yeah I mean he I told him when he was moving in you know he was like so that's the last of the boxes and he's like yeah and I said okay now it begins and he said what I said the time when you wish you were never born oh that's so sad yeah the widow Carlisle asked him tonight he goes she goes so you know you finally moved in and Taylor says he's not moved in yet there's still crapping boxes all over my house and oh okay Wow apparently we needed to be away from the boxes for a little while angry much yeah no I mean I am now I am kind of you know I don't mind the clutter but it's because it's my clutter and I know where everything is and it was just boxes of stuff that I had no idea what it was or what it you know where it needed to go and all that sort of thing and it was just driving me crazy so we opted to say like you know Friday night my room was filled with stuff and our I should say our room was filled with stuff and I said we are not going to bed until this room looks like you know a room a room not just you know a place where shit gets thrown and we were up till I would say about two thirty in the morning cleaning out old clothes and putting in new clothes and trying to get the closet and and the the workspace not the workspace the is that what you're calling the bad these works yeah and we managed to get it all in and it all fits and it looks great and I don't know it's a wonderful new chapter in my life and I'm very much looking forward to it do you know why because there's a great big beautiful tomorrow yes oh shit I will say however this morning Adam nowhere well first of all I sang go with the flow from finding the name of the musical that's how I woke up this morning with the you know dude which for no reason but then I just recently received word on which I was going to post on the blog by going to terminally singles blog that apparently they're finally releasing the last three seasons of the Mary Tyler Moore show on DVD which Mary Tyler Moore my favorite sitcom of all time and Adam nowhere I started going you know who can turn the world on with her smile who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile and he's like what are you talking about oh oh tell me he has never seen Mary Tyler Moore he saw when he was little and you know doesn't really know a whole lot about it and I know it's a show about you know Mary Tyler Moore and she works in a newsroom but that's about it so when we come back from Orlando this weekend there will be a Mary Thon you know Chorus Leechman has just signed on to be the oldest person ever to do dancing with the stars that's amazing she's 82 yeah yeah wasn't she she was on Mary Tyler Moore yeah she was she played Phyllis yeah Phyllis Lindstrom and so so Babaloo is going to be schooled in the ways of WJM Minneapolis or he can get the fuck out of my house great start with the uh the uh demand who was the one who played ten nights wife uh Georgia angle I adored her she was always my favorite whenever she would come on she was always my favorite she was all right I always like Sue Ann a Betty White a Sue Ann Vivian's really the whore who played you know you know the ramp on the show which is so funny because it's so different from people who knew it from Golden Girls yeah so we talked about shows from the 90s last week this week we're going to talk about shows from the 70s yeah apparently hey so while we're in this segment can I talk about my lack of dating life for a moment should we replay the music again I don't think we have to we're still kind of no we're gonna okay let's play the music again what was your name again an intimate look into the love lives and buchwas of your favorite podcasters Taylor the latte boy taffy carlala hovington and roton okay so i'm supposed to have this date with the professor on saturday so i'm trying to confirm it and he cancels because you know there's a hurricane coming and everything a comment it's a comment it was way down in the golf then so he asked me to reschedule right for sunday and i just said yeah that's fine whatever well gee i wonder why he wasn't all anxious then cuz he asked him it was be like text message and i am so so it wasn't like voice to voice kind of thing and you know and i was i i'm excited to go out with this guy but i just felt like this guy's been kind of keeping me on a string so did he stand you up last week for something i believe he did yeah he did okay all right continue with your story i think you know where taffy and i are gonna go with this but yeah so i um you know i went out saturday now with the group of friends that gave a certain age and then went out and then sunday they invited me to go to a dinner party sunday night i'm like i can't i'm going out with the professor and they're like what you're not going out with him you're coming with us so essentially i cancel on the professor the second night i could go out with them to the dinner party and everything else but i'm trying to call and cancel and you know i was gonna leave it on voice or whatever and so he never calls me back so i'm like fuck this so i just let it go i never canceled so then he text messages me at like eight o'clock oh what happened are you kidding me i kid you not so but i had a great time with the gaze of a certain age and they're wonderful and it was it was nice to be social and out for two nights in a row so it was awesome so yeah okay i have a question that it has to do with gaze of a certain age yeah um ten cast me a very interesting question right before we started if women who hang out with gay men are called hags then what are straight men who have friends who are gay and hang out with them called fresh meat lucky fresh meat he said he expected something infinitely more original than that now like that's on the fly like that i just needed a little bit more time well seriously he wanted to know if there was a name or a word or anything like that cock teases yeah right well all right well you two offer me nothing that's fine so i think one has these little suggestions of what you know tank can be called when he's hanging with the gaze when he's hanging with his homos rolling with the homos he's rolling rolling with my homos that's right so the professor doesn't want to go try this whole dinner thing again one night this week and i'm just debating whether or not just to say fuck it say no really i know the fact that i'm debating it at all i know you have your answer oh you know the answer you don't need us to tell you the answer you know it why are you laughing because sometimes when you know the answer it's the least answer you want to face because sometimes when we touch the honesty is too much now this is like a guy who actually i really enjoy talking to and really enjoy hanging out with when i when we do actually hang out that's just it sucks that he's such a flake oh but you know what then hang out with him occasionally and don't expect anything more i'm not going to get my cock sucked okay sucking hanging out with him occasionally well you might get it sucked occasionally good point you're sucking out occasionally it's better than not getting sucked at all that's right yeah words to live by the more you know that sounds like something david schwimmer would have said about idea we're gonna get letters if um do something if you want to meet up with this guy meet up with him but i mean ultimately you're going to get to a point where you're going to say you know what even trying to hang out with him is not going to be worth it if he continues doing what he's doing yeah no but i mean he's one of what one hundred fags and all of manro so i have a very limited pool perhaps you need to broaden your pool perhaps you need to chlorinate that perhaps you need to chlorinate that's all i'm saying you need to take a dive into late game you need to you need to shock that shit you need to take a dive into late gay if you'd ever been to the gay bar here you would probably doves the whole thing and cliche like just be spraying people to chlorocs it's the hepsy the hepsy pool of love good lord oh okay sorry vastly wanted tangent sorry hey does this mean you cannot use the what's my name again music ever for yourself taylor unless you guys start bringing in threesomes what is it with you constantly talking about me and bob lu having a threesome i think i think ro dan is trying to get sick and invite uh no i don't mention you and bob lu having threesomes you've mentioned me having threesomes all the time you even asked if he was going to have one with drama when we went to our lando and a couple yeah and thank you for that because drum listens to the show and that's come up a couple of times not that not and like he's wanting in i've just meant that he's you know repulsed discussion five states five stages agree of uh five stages of of yeah greek despair agony confusion sadness he's overwhelmed bargaining i'll suck his dick but i'm not going anywhere near you jubilation okay all right so i believe we have another segment and that being our new segment which is you're listening to another instalment of tappy carlile huppington concerned citizen all right tappy you i believe you have something for the masses well this is just one of those this is a no no police officers were were called you know smart children were put it well actually they're not true let me start over okay no police officers were called let's leave it at however when we were at the hotel over the weekend when we were going to animal kingdom you had to walk kind of around where the pool area was to get into where they had the breakfast buffet in the morning so lollipop and i go walking and there's outdoor seating on the patio where people had gotten their breakfast and brought it out and it's lovely you know kind of wet but nice and i see a little boy who's sitting and while his parents are engaged in i'm sure witty banner and repartee he's slowly but surely just peeling ever so gently green leafs off of this potted plant that is one of those big giant terracotta pots along the side of the pool and putting him in his mouth now i'm standing there because we're waiting for the little stuffing tent and i see him do this about six times literally as fast as he could he pulled it off stick in his mouth pull it off stick his mouth now is this wait a second is this a fake plant or a real plan no this this is a real plan okay i mean like i said it's potted in one of its outside by the pool big terracotta pot actual dirt so you know those i i know nothing i am the first to admit i have a black thumb i can raise babies i cannot raise plants i absolutely know nothing about what they're called or anything like that but i know that there are plants that are poisonous either way not a good idea so i'm sitting here i'm sitting here and all of a sudden lollipop who wasn't feeling very well i said please look at the little boy at the table and she goes did he just eat a leaf i said yeah keep watching so i sit there i sit there now he is taking the little tiny thing of syrup that he got off of the make your own waffle station and he is drizzling syrup over the leaves and eating oh my gosh and the mom and dad are sitting at the same table never looking at his direction i guess i assume he's eating something so you know leave well enough alone it is roughage you know well it is roughage but he is definitely old enough to know better i would have guessed seven or eight oh god i thought you were talking about like a three or four-year-old no no no no this is a definite definitely old enough to tie his own shoes you know i'm sure he had to be in probably second grade you know i mean unless he was super tall for his age so i'm sitting and he is methodically now he's making sandwiches where he's pulling off a leaf laying it on his plate putting whatever that he can find that's left over on his plate in between the leaves and popping him in his mouth now he gets to the point where he's pulled out a little leaves off and now the leaves are about the size of the palm of his hand and he's like rolling them you know i'm sure he's seen dad roll something i don't know but anyway he's rolling them up and he's pretending to smoke them and as he's pretending to smoke them he's chewing them to crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch so she just kind of looks me and she goes yeah he's kind of choke on one of those i said um i'm waiting i'm kind of i was honestly kind of waiting for that to happen because you know it's all those things where i see a child in danger let's watch how this plays out well honestly i was more kind of mortified that the parents hadn't noticed because literally we were standing there waiting for her for probably i mean it wasn't very long it's probably two or three minutes but it still seemed like it was a long time long enough certainly for someone to look up and acknowledge the kid is eating we counted them from the time we noticed him doing it to the time that the little less toughing to arrive he ate 23 leaves oh my god oh my gosh okay so at this point they go in i walk over i say excuse me and she's like oh i'm sorry and she's british and i said your son is you know eating the plant and she kind of looks at this and he turns and looks at her and i swear my hand to god has a piece of a leaf out of his mouth and he looks at me and he goes mommy and as he says he like spits the leaves in the store everywhere and they all three start laughing and so i just kind of looked at her and i said well i you know i don't know what kind of plant that is i just want to make sure you're aware and she was like oh thank you and they went right back to talking and i'm sitting there thinking i don't even know what to say to this at this point he went right back to pulling them off so now i figure at least they are aware that he knows what's going you know they're at least aware of what's going on that was it well then i was getting ready to tell tank this and and i i'm standing there and i'm kind of you know holding a plate and i look up and tank is standing in front of the beverage counter of the buffet with a newspaper three-cornered hat on that he had fashioned himself in the room and then appeared at the breakfast buffet wearing his hat and he's staying there like with the captain morgan my arms are on my hips and my shoulders are squarely planted and i'm looking at you i looked at him i said what are you doing i didn't realize that they handed out disney day passes at the lunatic asylum where you got right so i did what any red blooded or american girl could do when she sees a sailor isolated and then just kind of we all went on about our breakfast but yes that was my unusual child story where i thought hmm not so smart yeah they were okay with it that's you know i i don't know he may be he may be the future prime minister of graberton apparently but his colon will be clean and i guess that's all that his colon will be cleaned we got to say we went to the animal kingdom where apparently michael falps was somewhere we didn't get to see him but whatever and um we saw michael from q cast as the shark in his fabulous little blue suit well that's the only celebrity you need to see thank you hello and i got to feel his package so to speak nice nice i know hello michael how's it going i'll just i'll just take a moment to reflect upon his package we have voicemail we yes we actually only have two voicemails this week oh oh i never go you everybody left a million voicemails and now we're now we're now we're without any where is the love where is the love i guess we haven't been as controversial as we normally are over the last two weeks because zaniga please which by the way i have uttered many times because it makes me giggle every time i say it note that please note that she said zaniga zaniga zaniga of melrose plays and the sure thing fame the sure thing you've never seen the sure thing it's not with demi moron no no it's her and john qzak it was rob riner's first movie that he directed really yeah it was about john it was one of those like um on the road movies where john qzak was trying to get across country for spring break um because he was it was nickle let's share it in was the girl that he was supposedly it was a short thing that he was going to have sex with her like his friend one of his friends from high school like set it up and his friend actually was anthony edwards from er i think i'm not sure so he decides he's going to try and get across country and deaf and he's of course like you know the sloppy kid the sloppy frat boy sort of thing and daphne zaniga was the prim and proper with the glasses and she was very smart it was kind of like but then they eventually they fall in love across country and it's it's a really cute movie it's a really really cute movie wasn't when harry met sily a rob riner film too yes yes when harry met sally one of my favorite all-time movies it sounds like he just recycled it and then no it's it's more like um what is the name of that movie it happened one night it's kind of like a remake of it happened one night but it's for teenagers in the late 80s isn't that where somebody kills somebody and they know what happened and they then he stalks them with like a no that's i know it's good last summer i don't know all this i have no idea i know what you did last night i don't know anyway sorry we have two voicemail messages and one of them is about anal glands yay someone said a message about bobaloo oh all right our first message is from jenny and louisville kentucky hello pond is my co-pilot this is jenny from louisville kentucky i've been a listener for a while i think the uh the first episode i uh ever listened to was the uh i can paste your beer episode and yet i kept coming back um wanted to give you all a quick call and uh and and bring up a a topic that y'all just discussed on the the uh episode i was listening to last night uh anal glands on animals oh my gosh i i don't think that uh that taylor you were emphatic enough when uh discussing that this is the most disgusting smell that that has ever come out of any critter ever i have uh four cats and one of them has a problem with impacted anal glands and kind of disgrace it's disgusting so uh it's really not very hard to express them at home we say that that you have to go in at uh at ten o'clock and two o'clock on the winker dial or the winker clock and uh but if you if he has an airbag you go in at nine and three um that's a little driver's head joke that's not very funny but uh but anyway uh you go in and you pop it and uh it's it's really really nasty and yet the other cats in our house think that it's the most amazing wonderful thing ever when they hear uh that the cat with the problem when they hear him uh hollering they all come around and and uh get ready to sniff the the uh the tissue that we use or whatever it's really really disgusting anyway love the show um can't wait to hear next episode talk to you all later bye bye okay two things you know stand in mind jenny first of all thank you for calling us um we've never heard from you before and um airbags that was my nickname in junior huh i'm sorry that was ear muffs go ahead uh no um thank you very much and yeah sure right i was not em em empathic enough empathetic enough on uh how horrible the smell is of the anal gland uh when drum lived in the house we called it butt juice yeah one of the dogs must have butt juiced because all of a sudden there'd be this horrible noxious smell you know sitting on the couch next to us and we'd have to check our shirts and check the pillows and all that sort of stuff and yeah it was kind of gross see really juice landed yeah i couldn't listen to that whole voicemail because i'd just eaten and oh i was just thinking about that as oh my god and uh oh i also think it's funny that she said critter oh yeah critter yes usually when taylor others were critter it's now euphemism for a girl part and that doesn't mean happy but because who's girl part am i usually talking about john goodman's but we're not i'll talk about her so noxious because of yours but that's fine i have a whole other you know vocabulary for john goodman's critter oh oh gross i'm thinking about the big buzz balls from the 80s movies we should be thinking about buckwheat in a headlock yeah i'm gonna now i have to find now i have to find a cover art that's the critter from the movies we also got a voicemail from tom aka the ramble redhead woohoo woohoo hi guys this is ramble redhead just want to leave you a quick call i was i felt bad because i didn't call you on the last couple episodes but i just want to say there are fabulous and i just love you guys and i just want to give you a quick shout out and say thank you for all the work that you do and to keep it up and thank you very much for your anniversary wishes for me i appreciate it very much so anyway take care bye shamelessly promoting his podcast he just likes getting plugged well hello what was your first clue um yeah everybody out there who's looking for a podcast as always try the ramble redhead and all of the great podcasts that are out there currently there's something for everyone there is a little something for everyone be it you know the latest information on your favorite glbt podcasting stars or people who are into you know double-fisting well yeah i can only think of a couple comments that i can't actually say out loud one of them being the widow carlyle has her own podcast oh my oh my god all right anyway um i do want to do an update on the AIDS walk donations for mr bob-a-lu we have an icon up at pot as my co-pilot.com for those of you who would like to donate to bob-a-lu he's getting ready to do the AIDS walk on september 13th uh he is halfway to his goal look at he had a personal goal of five hundred dollars he is currently at two hundred and fifty dollars we want to thank all of you out there who have uh donated to this cause very much we would love to see him get to five hundred so you know if you can only donate one two five dollars please every little bit helps all you need is a paypal account and uh you just go to the icon that we have up on pot as my co-pilot.com it's right above where we normally have our the current episode icon and uh you just click there and type in however much you can because what would labor day be without a telephone there you go exactly oh the jerry louis teleth it was that on the show god yes it was on all day uh was it really yeah for the local edition they wanted us to volunteer to sit there and take calls oh really since the boe is a sponsor for the local version uh and you didn't go no can't imagine why not i always wanted to be one of those people when i was a kid they got to answer phones and take donations what do you want to be timmy i want to be a fireman what do you want to be billy i want to be a police man what do you want to be taylor i want to answer the calls that help the kids i think that's sweet it's a little strange it's cookie well this is taylor i think it was more so that i could be on tv yeah we know we know what that makes more sense which is why i'm a podcaster today all right well we are currently having possible technical difficulties with this episode so we don't want to put a whole lot more time to this if it's all going to be fucked up yeah just keep going through my head what i was ready at this point in the competition i was practicing my talent homing up on current events and running 14 miles a day all on about 600 calories i was ready best movie ever i've got a secret for those of you have no idea what we're talking about drop dead gorge who am i talking but it's a gay audience of course you'll know what drop dead gorgeous is yeah best movie ever if you love dark twisted humor if you love pod is my co-pilot you're in drop dead gorgeous yeah because actually when i think of drop dead gorgeous i think of the hosts of pod is my co-pilot yes really most smartest most smartest most smartest all right guys let's be right before we go into like a drop dead gorgeous she's pregnant sorry uh we let's wrap it up as always you can go to our blog which is podismicopilot.com you can send us a voicemail at 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else oh my space my space dot com slash pod is my co-pilot and our facebook group okay so i love pod is my co-pilot please leave us five star reviews we have a couple of more weeks before episode 75 with the big music change or we could have or segment music couple of the new segment that's you know what that's a great idea you know what the new segment i have a new segment what's in taylor's ass and because nothing says down home fun oh what no one nothing says downtown fun oh like what's in taylor's ass all right guys uh thank you all very much for listening to episode 73 of hot as my co-pilot this is taylor and taffy and rodan have a good week everybody bye bye [Music] [BLANK_AUDIO]