Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 71 - The Prettier The Wife...., or I CAN See The Backs Of My Knees....
We prepare to get blown in the beginning of this episode as TS Fay is headed our way (or so we thought). Taylor takes a stand(by) in Disney, and learns to hate people a little more in a rant about....well, you'll see....Rodan and his social calendar....Taffy plays the Biggest Loser theme song in her head...and we play your voicemails! First day of school here, bitches! Taylors gots to get to work!!!
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"You're listening to Hot as My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Teppy Carlisle Huppington, and Rodan." Hey y'all, it's Michael. I was just listening to your latest episode, and Rodan just said that he was about to enter a flat phase. So I just said one thing to say to you, Rodan, you know where to find me. And since next episode of 69, well, that's pretty appropriate. So, I'll talk to you guys later, and Rodan, call me. Bye. Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to episode 71 of Hot as My Co-Pilot. Coming to you live from God ceiling fan. Yeah, Taffy and I are going to be getting ready to get blown and not in the good way. I am joined tonight by Taffy Carlisle Huppington. Hello, my minions of love. Oh, and Rodan. Hello. Normally, minions are mine, but fine Taffy, you can have them. Thank you. Satan's crafty minions are yours. So, yeah, Tropical Storm Faye. I was going to say, it's not a hurricane yet, it's just a tropical storm. Well, if you guys were going to get blown away, Faye is definitely the hurricane to blow you away. I loved her work in King Kong. I was just a great sage, you remember Faye, right? Are there any other phase other than Tammy Faye? I was going to say Tammy Faye. I don't know, I don't think so. None comes to mind quickly. I think Faye has been at famous characters, name on some of these or something. I have an idea. Well, yeah, we're all set up here at the Latte Boy household. Babaloo and I moved all of the external stuff out into the garage and brought in all the wind chimes. We had a hell of a time moving the barbecue into the garage because it kept getting caught in the dirt. And then we tried moving it on the gravel and I almost lost a toe doing that because, of course, you want to move big, heavy pieces of sheet metal and stuff in flip-flops. Well, yeah. Yeah, so, but everything's all moved in. We went early, early, early this morning to publics and got supplies, so we're all set up on peanut butter and tuna fish and water and fiber one bars. So that way when we lose water and where, you know, loaded up with fiber, we've got no place to go to the bathroom. Well, as you know, Tank is crazy when it comes to hurricane supplies, so we could probably feed, you know, a small family of patients for about a month and a half. We have more craft than you can even imagine. Today it was, you know, everyone has to go top off their tanks of gas and, oh my God. And yet, we moved nothing from around the house. The trampoline is still up. It's nothing's been flipped over. I just am like, whatever. A small family of patients? Yes. That was always my joke when I used to drive a minivan was that I fed a small family of patients with the amount of goldfish and raisins in the bottom of the floor. Because any, any mother who has, you know, more than one child that are under the age of five, they always have, you know, the plethora of little tiny finger, you know, crackers and things that are always embedded in the tracks of the chairs that you can remove. Yeah, it's disgusting. So I find french fries all the time when I'm cleaning out my car, like old McDonald's french fries. I'm going to be sort of like, oh, how long has this been sitting here? But my children are allowed to eat McDonald's french fries. They don't have them. And surprisingly, they're still tasty. Ah, see how that works. You know, this is the first like storm heading towards Florida where I've not been a complete wreck. So I'm actually a little excited. Well, not excited. But you know what I mean? I'm like, I'm relieved. Yeah, I'm relieved that being in hell has some side benefit. We do have certain hurricane traditions. Like there's certain foods that, you know, I only make on during hurricane, which I know sounds ridiculous. But I think that I don't think I don't think this is going to become anything more than a category one, though. So the girls, of course, are all stressed over Tuesday because Tuesday is the first day of school and they're like, you know, they're not going to cancel it, are they? And I'm like, I don't think so. I know that Miami's already canceled the first day of school, though. So they were all stressed that they were going to cancel it up here. But isn't it not going anywhere near Miami? It walked across the Florida Keys or at least, honestly, I hate to say this. I hate to say this. I couldn't even tell you. Couldn't tell you what's happening with it. I was out of my house all day and we were unplugged all day and I turn my computer on to do this. So I know not a lot. I posted a couple things, but that was early. That was this morning. Yeah, we were at Disney yesterday and I get home and they happen to be mentioning something about it on my Yahoo. And I'm like, tropical storm, where is that? And then clicked on the national hurricane and he was like, oh shit. He calls last night. He's like, apparently there's a tropical storm. Are you all aware of this? And Tank was like, yeah. I'm sure you're all like, I take Umbridge with this. Did you have a good time at Disney World? Well, yes, we did have a good time at Disney World. We went, Babaloo, got his annual pass officially. Yeah, so pretty much every weekend is now, you know, scheduled between now and next July. Um, we did have, we did have our first Disney disagreement. Oh, that being, okay, when we get to Animal Kingdom and the first thing that I want to do at Animal Kingdom is I want to ride Everest because that's, you know, a really good roller coaster. And the line for Everest is 50 minutes. The single rider line is about 10 minutes. Yeah, exactly. So I said, let's do single rider. And Babaloo took Umbridge with this because he's like, well, then we're not going to be riding together. But you're still going to be standing in line together. I mean, you're right. I said, and then, you know, what might happen is you might get on the coaster first and then I get on and then we just meet up in the gift shop because of course all Disney roller coasters empty into a gift shop. And he was all, well, I don't understand why we can't, you know, if we're not going to ride it together, then, you know, what's the point of riding it? Yeah, no. And I said, well, it's not like we're going to be having a conversation, you know, about the war in Georgia with, you know, the Russians invading while we're going 60 miles an hour of this hill. So it turned into this not heated discussion, but it kind of was one of these where eventually I said, fine, we'll just get a fast pass. Well, the fast pass was, it was a three hour wait between the time that we get the fast pass and the time we could actually ride Everest. And I'm thinking to myself, okay, in three hours, we could ride Everest about 20 times, so we just did a single rider thing. So we did single rider and it, you know, we had this discussion. I thought you didn't do single rider. Who me? I thought that you guys decided that if it was the first time you were riding it that you would wait in line. Okay, well, I'm in the middle of telling the story and that was going to be the next part of it. It was that we decided that we were okay from now on, the first time we're going to ride anything is going to be, we're going to go ride it together. And then after that, we can do single rider to, you know, so that way, Babaloo gets the experience of riding something for the first time with me and all that sort of stuff. And of course, in the middle of this conversation, I said, well, if you hate single rider, then you're going to hate going with the Huffington's because you just spent everything single rider. So, okay, so then we spend the day, we spend part of the day at Animal Kingdom, we have a good time, we get to, we get to, we go to MGM or Disney's Hollywood Studios or whatever the fuck it's called now. And we want to do the new Toy Story Ride, which is an 80 minute wait. Wow. Single rider, you could get in in about 20 minutes. Oh. So Babaloo says, well, we could do single rider and I went, no, I think we're going to do standby. So we stood there for 80 minutes. And he kept saying, and he kept saying, well, we could do, we could do standby now. And I said, no, you wanted to do it this way because passive aggressive, thy name is Taylor. I will stay in line for 80 minutes to prove a point. Yes, we've all known you long enough Taylor to know that. Yes, but we ended up having, we ended up having a really lovely day. I did post on the blog today, however, that I was going to have a rant about something, an open letter, as it were. Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, it's kind of. Yes and no. We were at Animal Kingdom. And one of my things is I've learned that now since I've started doing the annual past thing is that I now have traditions. When I go to certain parks, I do certain things. For example, every time I go to Magic Kingdom, I have to ride Space Mountain. It doesn't matter if it's a five minute wait or 90 minute wait. I have to, I have to ride Space Mountain. It's just my favorite thing. Well, yeah. And when I go to Hollywood Studios, I have to have a peanut butter and jelly milkshake, which I did have and was awesome, but that's besides the point. When I go to Animal Kingdom, I have to have a petrofries, which is a little kiosk that is run by McDonald's and it's McDonald's french fries. And it's $2 for this enormous thing of french fries. And I know I can get McDonald's french fries anywhere in the world, but there's something about getting the animal kingdom partially is because the first time that I met Kevin B, one of the first things that we did after we had a couple of drinks, was we went and got petrofries. So when I eat the petrofries, it reminds me of Kevin and it's a happy memory and all that sort of stuff. And I think it was Kevin that told me that McDonald's is pulling out of Animal Kingdom so that kiosk isn't going to be there much longer. So of course, you know, this could be one of the last times that I get my petrofries. So we, you know, go and I realize I'm like, wow, there's like a line of like four or five people deep, which is kind of weird, but because usually you can just go right up, get your fries and then leave. And again, the only thing they sell there is they sell fries and they sell soda and water. And that's it. Should you be having fries and peanut butter milkshakes? So anyway, so I'm standing in line and I am talking to Babaloo, talking, talking, talking, it's getting hotter as the day goes on. Of course, there's no shade in one section. And we realize after about 10 minutes that the line's not moving. And I, you know, Babaloo brings this to my attention and I'm like, you know what, you're right. We're sort of, we haven't standing here for a while. Well, the guy in front of us says, turns to us and says, apparently there's a problem with her drink. What? So, and it's this couple that's standing there and she ordered a sprite. And apparently the sprite was not to her liking, so she demanded another sprite. So they apparently had to change out the canisters or something like that. I don't know what they were doing because we could kind of see in through the windows. They bring her another sprite in front of everybody. She takes a sip of it and says, no, this one won't do either and puts the sprite down and stands there. Meanwhile, at this point now, the line is my hand to God about 20 people long now. Oh, and she's just standing there and she's looking around and she's just like the, you know, and at one point, even says the whole, I'm at Disney World, this won't do. I demand the type of sprite that I want. So there's six people literally working in a, I would say, five by ten, you know, wagon that can't do anything because two poor bastards are trying to change out canisters to get this woman so that her sprite is the way that she wants it to. I'm surprised that they didn't move her off to the side or something and say, you know, she know, that's just it, she wouldn't move. Oh, so now Taylor decides he's going to be an asshole. It's going to be the channel is intertappy. So I'm standing there and I decide that I'm turning to Babaloo and I'm going to become the voice of the obnoxious woman standing at the counter saying things such as, this sprite tastes 75% lime and 25% lemon. I demand a 50/50 combination of lemon lime. So this won't do. Um, I believe that my sprite is supposed to be 38 degrees Celsius. This is clearly 41 degrees Celsius. That won't do. Um, I believe that there should be 264 french fries in this container. I clearly only have 236. I will stand here until I get my new fresh 26 french fries. So, and I'm getting louder and louder. Meanwhile, the British family behind us is roaring laughing. To which now the woman is giving the nervous looks over at me and I'm doing the, you know, the red laser eyes the whole time doing the whole go ahead. Say something to me. See what happens. Because now I've got, you know, I've got the support of the friends behind me. Give the support of the math. Yes. And meanwhile, the husband isn't saying a word because the husband at this point, I think if he could have taken her face and shoved it in a deep fryer, he totally went to kill her. He eventually walked away and left her standing there by herself. Really? When the sprite came, she took a sip of it, made a face, which apparently wasn't her liking, and then just walked away. So, when we finally get up to the next people go up, get their fries, and there's the woman named Beverly, who was a beautiful African American woman standing behind the counter. And we asked for, you know, one thing of petro fries and two waters, and they bring us the two waters. And I went, um, this water doesn't look clear enough. I think I'm going to need another bottle. And she looked at me and I just said, "You want to kill me, don't you?" And then she just laughed, and she was just like, "You need to get away from me." And I just laughed and said, "Have a good day." And she said, "Thank you." Nice. Nice. So, the reason, I hope that the reason why her sprite didn't taste funny is because the one Disney employee who has the herb jerked off into her coffee before he put sprite into her. Oh. The one Disney employee. Wait, was it the widow Carl Lyle? No, it was not the widow Carl Lyle. I was like, "I just, yeah, I just wanted to kill this woman." And then so then I'm doing the whole, "I hate people. I just don't hate people." Because you know you're in the happiest place on earth, so why would you have anything to do with people? Exactly. Mmm. The Toy Story Ride, though, is awesome. Oh my God. It is. It's a great ride, actually. Yes, it's very, very cool. It's a long ride, too. I mean, some of the rides, you know, you wait in line for 45 minutes, the rides over in two minutes. The Toy Story Ride is actually, once you think you're done, you still are going to another part of it, another part of it. And it's very, I thought it was a great ride. I would have rode it again. They apparently told people, there was somebody standing in line in front of us, they told people that had fast passes around 11 o'clock to come back at 8 o'clock that night because there were so many people with fast passes that they weren't going to be able to help all of them. Wow. That's not cool. No, that's not good. That's why we waited 80 minutes. And normally, I don't think I would wait 80 minutes again. No. I mean, I would definitely do, you know, single riders. Oh, yeah. But. Well, that's pretty much what's going on with me. That's what I'd say. And it sounded like you're about to go into voicemail. I'm like, wait a minute, that bitch. No. No, it's funny. I'm not going to go into voicemail. However, Rodan, I want to talk about something that you brought up last week. Okay. Shoot. You mentioned something, and we're going to talk about your slut phase, so I'm sure you've got stories about this. But you sort of mentioned something, and I didn't realize it until I was editing. You got something under the radar that Taffy and I would have both went, what? We had heard it. What was that? You mentioned that one of the five guys that you could have possibly had sex with last weekend was apparently married. What? Yeah. Nice. That's not where I expected her to go with that. Oh, and we had something scheduled for the Friday when I took off. Oh. But I decided to cancel, because I just, I couldn't bring myself to. Bang 'em, Mary, dude. Yeah. I just couldn't do it. Okay. First off, if there's a married guy who wants to have consensual gay sex, he's going to find it from somebody. Might as well be you. Well, yeah. And in the Monroe, I think most of the straight men who are married with, you know, the prettier the wife, the more gay the husband. I am. I am absolutely convinced of that around here. And there's the title for us. That's the one that you say. That's charming. But no, I mean, that, you know, pretty much, here's my philosophy. And I've said this for years. If Tank ever came to me, God bless him and said, you know what? I think I just like Dick. I would rather, I honestly-- The next words out of your words, the next words out of your mouth should be Happy Birthday Taylor. No. And I said, if you're going to cheat on me, I hope it's with a guy. Because you know what? There isn't another woman on earth that is going to do anything that I'm not willing to do for you. The only thing I can't is have a penis. And honestly, I'm not above strapping on if that's really something you need. So you know what? If you want to cheat, I really, my mind goes to I hope it's with a man. Because that's the one thing I can't do for you, so I understand that. It's true. She would. I actually kind of believe. Yeah. I actually kind of believe that, Daffy, you really had this conversation with Tank. I've had this conversation in front of Taylor with Tank. I'm not even a question about that. To which she looks over and I look like a kid on Christmas morning. Not yet. Not yet. I'm working. Just go down. Wipe your mouth off. Wipe your mouth off. You're drooling. So would you like to know what I did today? I'm training for the breast cancer 60 mile. You go, girl. Today was my first day of doing 20 miles all at once. That's amazing. And well, because of course I am a sadist and a masochist all rolled into one. Well, yeah. Again, I've seen the X2 video. She's true. She is. Again, I blurred out your face, but that's OK. You couldn't see it because of the sheet mask. And the bit. And the vital. Man. Dirty little pig. That's only when I'm shearing you. Again, under his Bradford and dirty little pig. God. Who's a dirty little pig? Exactly. So I told Tank that we were going to ride it yesterday. I was talking about it. And he's like, OK, well, what about the trail? Well, that's what he said. And so I said, you know, he goes, well, let's get up early and we'll have the girls drive us up. And then, well, because of course in my sick, demented mind, as opposed to just driving, riding 10 miles on the trail, turning out, riding 10 back, that would have been too simple. I wanted to start, you know, I wanted to actually go the 20 miles north on the trail. And that way, in my mind, I'm driving south. So therefore, I'm really going downhill, which I realize is completely ridiculous. But it made sense to be what I said in the first place. So I decided that we were going to do this at the very hottest point during the day. And I was going to wear a sweatshirt in pants. So. Are you kidding me? I am not kidding you. Oh, my God. We went to have brunch and we got there a little later than normal. And because there's like an area on the trail where there's like a downtown area. And we actually put foot to pedal around two o'clock and at three thirty we were home. So it was an almost an hour and a half exactly for 20 miles, which I thought was a pretty good pace, especially considering tanks chain broke coming down one of the steep grades. So yeah, so he was, I was already down it and was, I was a good mile ahead of them. And I turned, and I'm talking to him the whole time because he always rides kind of like, like parallel to me so I can just kind of see his tire. But I would get, I would get going where my speed would be greater than his, but we could still talk to each other. And I'm just talking, talking, talking, talking. All of a sudden I realized I asked him what time it was and I didn't hear anything. I turned around and I look nothing. I'm like, holy shit. So I, I know and I'm like, literally like, I, I, what, I don't, I have no idea what just happened. So I turned around, I kind of backpedaled, you know, about half a mile. Like it's fine. It's fine. My changes came off and I was like, oh my God, I'm thinking, okay, if something had actually happened, I would have had no idea and I kind of felt bad, but only for about one second. And I was like, why didn't you ring bell? But it was fine. And yes, and I did have a sweatshirt and black pants. Oh, well, I mean, I had like black sweatpants, but they were all the way. Yeah, I looked ridiculous. I looked like an insane person, but, um, it was. Because you aren't an insane person. What are you thinking? Yeah. First off, I had tank with me. So there was no question. I couldn't do it. And I did have a shirt underneath my sweatshirt. So if worst came to worst, I could take it off, which I ended up doing about the last three miles, which was, which we changed tanks named a Prince Charming because nothing could happen to you as long as tanks with you. You got it. I'm going to tell you something and I know that I talk tank up a lot. There is not one situation in the world that I could ever think of that if he was with me, I would not feel safe. Absolutely. I mean, truthfully, I know for a fact that there's, I'm not worried, he can pretty much do anything. I'm not too stressed, but I was. So yes, we did it. We did the 20 miles. I had a biggest loser moment for about 10 seconds where I thought I'm either going to start crying or throw up. It was, it was the last deep grade. We had went about 15 and a half miles and I was at that point plus I didn't make a lot of sense where I ate a ham and cheese omelet and we paid the bill, walked out the door and got on the bikes. Yeah, that was a mistake. And that was actually the biggest mistake. Everything else was fine. I handled the heat well. I actually enjoyed the fact that, you know, I was, I had the heat, I, as far as the heat being, you know, the clothing on and it was as hot as it was and today it would got up. It was quite warm today. It was like 94 or something and it was the breakfast or the brunch, whatever you want to call it because that did, that was probably my worst decision, but that's okay. So yes, it's done and I will do it again. I'll do it probably one other time this week and then I'll rest for a few days and not do it anymore. Yeah. That was. When is the ride? It is October. I don't, I don't ask me, I, it's sometime in October. I actually think it is the first day of the ride is the day of Lollipop's homecoming dance. So it was a Saturday. So I'm going to, and I'm actually doing the two day instead of the three day where I, where you end up doing about 30 miles a day. What you do is you do seven miles and then you have a break and then you do seven miles and you have a break and I think it's the, whatever the remainder is, which I think isn't only, I think it's 16 miles. 16 miles. Yeah. So I'm doing that because the Friday before, I shut up, the Friday before is the homecoming game and I couldn't, I can't be gone all day because I'll be at school all day then. So I'm doing the two day, which is fine. And I will be wearing my grandmother's name and tank's grandmother's name on my shirt. And I have never done anything like this. So, and God knows I hate, I abhor the color pink. So I'll look ridiculous. But I'm going to wear pink from head to toe. I've decided I'm going to look like Miss Piggy or a giant marshmallow or something. I'm a giant pig. You look like a slim Miss Piggy. Yes, yes. Well, I, I'm fully planning on doing, borrowing the flip camera and taking a little video along the way. What makes you think that I wouldn't be there? Oh, well, I would love that. That would be incredible. Because of course it comes to something like that. I'm going to say, you, I would love you to participate. Well, he can't participate. Why? Because he can't ride a bike. Oh, so I will. Thank you for that. Thank you. Wow. You can ride a bike. You just can't ride it long distance. How's that? Have we told that story? I don't know. He's used to big, big sharp things up his behind. He should be fine on the bicycle. Let me just tell you something. The, the masochistic son of a bitch who created it, a bicycle seat, um, a does not have a vagina. B, um, I'm pretty sure it doesn't even have a ball sack because I got to tell you after 20 miles. I was actually. Your ball sack was hurting. Well, even tank was going home and he has one that has the ridge in the middle of it. It's fine. It's fine. I'm accepting it. Well, hey, going from a charitable cause to another charitable cause. I got a fuck last Sunday night. Oh, I'm so proud. Wow. Okay. Well, immediately following the show, cause, you know, I got lubed up for the show, you know, two drinks. Well, of course. Well, of course. That, a mental picture just went through my head that honestly the middle picture is of Bert Reynolds and strip tees, where he walks out in the cowboy boots coming back to lean. That's right. And then a picture I had was he has a headset on, no pants on. And his one leg is lifted up over the head with a vat of Crisco sitting next to the keyboard. Well, I didn't think I could do that anymore until I got to this guy's house. Do I have the camera on on my computer? Can you see me right now? So immediately after the show last week, I was like on my laptop, playing around watching some TV show on DVD, like my little pony or some shit. And actually, no, it was Inspector Gadget. Isn't it great that he's willing to get, you know, play along with the joke now where he says these different things? But no, literally I was watching Inspector Gadget. Oh, God. The animated show. I'm trying to help you here. Okay. Go ahead. Oh. Oh, ouch. So this guy who'd been like trying to chat me up and he was one of the five last week and try to chat me up and try to get me to go over and finally he was like, yeah, I'll come over tomorrow. You know, is what I said. He must have realized that every time I say tomorrow really means never. He's like, why don't you just come over tonight? And because I was already lubed up from the show, I was like, sure. Meanwhile, it's poor cats and yeah, right? Meanwhile, it's pouring cats and dogs outside and he lives 25 miles towards Shreveport. Oh my God. So yeah. So it wasn't like this was going to be an easy thing. But anyway. So I know, but apparently you were well, well, yeah, excuse me. So please, I had not been topped in more than a year and a half. Okay, go ahead. So there was cobwebs up in there. Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, the second title for episode 71, my labia had grown back. My lady had grown back my labia, because I don't really know what the parts are down there. Hyman. That's called a Hyman. You wait. His ass. I was supposed to know, so I get over there and there's like no, you know, this is just a pretty much a fucking go because there was no like, we started to have some kind of like some nice chat. We shook hands and then pretty much like three seconds into the door. We were naked and going at it. He was short, very muscular, but he said he was thirty five. He wasn't throwing a thirty five, so he was probably closer to forty five, which isn't a bad thing. Just, you know, he looked like he'd seen some action. Well, was it good? Oh God, it was good. He was just very, he was very intense and it was just, it was very, very good and well, it was exactly what I needed. What did you meet him? The gay.com. Oh. So, but he's also on the manhunt as well, but him and I, him and I have been talking for like a year. He moved, he's actually got, he's got a partner in Pensacola. So I guess in a way I have him, that wasn't married man, but it was, it was good to me. And I, apparently, am more flexible than I remember. So, like, oh, oh, oh, okay, oh, my leg still does go like that. I can't see the backs of my knees. Well, now, do that mean that the married man has a running chance this week? Uh, no, this is just pretty much a one time. Yeah, thanks. Wow. Thanks a lot, bye bye. And I mean, if he wants to, again, I'm more than happy to. I mean, he was all very complimentary and stuff, but you know how boys are when you just have a fucking go, they're just, they're all, yeah, it was great. I got off. You know, guys, you know, we just, when we get off, it's great. Well, he popped your re-virginated ass cherry, so you used whatever you needed from him. And now you walked in the garden, you planted a tree. Yeah, right. So now, now that my slut cherry has been popped, watch out world. Actually, I had like a 22 year old on the hook for today. And then something, he said something weird and I'm just like completely, I was like, okay, never mind. It puts the lotion on its skin, it does it is told. No, no, it's just one of those were his online pictures, just a little, his online picture was just a little too crisp, you know, like his online picture is just a little too clean, a little too clear. Was it photoshopped? Yeah. Okay. So, and he'd been like working this whole angle for like a week and just like, okay, never mind. He was supposed to be today, but I decided not to. Got it. Now you have them scheduled. Oh, geez. I know. Right. Well, I was supposed to have Friday and I was supposed to have today. Well, I'm glad that you had a couple of days to, you know, irrigate that thing. That's good. Yeah, right. Exactly. Hit it with a rag. Exactly. Oh, please. I think that'll probably be the only time I bought them for a long time, but it was good to me. Hey. So I also had a date on Wednesday. Oh my God. Yeah. I was supposed to have a date. I was supposed to get a Wednesday, right? For your magic kingdom. This is the 80 minute ride. Jesus. Yeah. Right. You got wine forms here. What do you auditioning for? So you think you can whore? That was good. I'm even saving that one up. Bobaloo said that a couple of weeks ago with somebody we saw and I've been waiting to use it and I wanted to make sure I used it before she did. So. Oh, but here's the thing. Remember the professor from the whole professor, Mary Ann's story fiasco thing? I kind of remember tuning out to that story. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he invited me out on a date like a proper date for drinks. A proper day. So did you have your little dance? Did you have your little dance book attached to your wrist? A dance card? Yes. Exactly. But then like with your hoop skirt that you had lifted up over your head. And then I'm like, oh, that sounds like he had a prolapsed butthole or something. Yeah. Doesn't it? And then he confirmed twice over the course of the week. And then on Wednesday, he like completely canceled and disappeared. I'm like, oh, you got to be shitting me. So I feel like I got all worked up over the sky again. And then he canceled. Okay. If he's on this more than once, then bye-bye. Have a look at Bobaloo. Exactly. So that's where I'm at right now. Yeah. He had his two chances. And now, you know, not to... Yeah. Fuck around. Fuck around. Yeah. Yeah. So... I mean, then I had dinner with Gaze of a certain age yesterday. Gaze of a... Is that like, you know, rodents of an unusual size but Gaze must have been aged? Well, because like everybody at the table was like 40 plus. So, you know... Okay. Considering in the gay culture, they're pretty much dead. What? I said I'm 38. No, I know. But it's not... Are you still on that... What? What? Why me? Are you still on that hole? You're dead once you hit a certain age? Me? Yes, you. Not me. Well, you're kind of dead to the gay community when you're over 30. Hell. But... Michael... Kevin... I know. They're hot. Taylor. Taylor. What? You're not over 40. No, he's over. He's over 30. Oh, that's true. So, these guys have been there since they were in their teens. So, they've seen like generations of guys come through in Monroe. So, it was interesting to hear their stories. They've seen generations of guys come through their mouth. Oh. Wow. And then my car got stuck in the parking lot. Why? Because it's been raining here and apparently they don't pave. In the Monroe? My car. In the Monroe. Yeah, I went like three inches too far. Into the bottom. That's what she said. God damn it! Yes! So, you just squirt some lube out of your ass and then kind of say, "Hey, you got the car out?" No, I required all nine of these gays at a certain age to push my car out of the mud hole I got myself into. So, you can imagine everyone like trying to... Okay, it required nine gays to push me out of a mud hole. Yeah. Seriously. Seriously. Yeah, seriously. And everyone's trying to knock at their clothes muddy because, you know, we've gone out to a fancy restaurant together and... Oh, this is embarrassing. Did they get it out? It was very sweet. Yeah, yeah, we got it out. And then we had a mud orgy afterwards. Awesome. In my mind, that's kind of what happened, but that's not what really happened. Oh, wow. Wow. Okay. So, that was my, like, stories very quickly. Well, I think that, you know, mud or jeez and lube is a natural segue into our first voicemail. Yeah. Actually, we have a couple of voicemails following up on the, you know, lube question and answer. Exactly. That's what 68, so... Apparently, our listeners are, you know, lubing up good. They're well... Well oiled. Yeah, they're well oiled. Well oiled. Well oiled. Lube. Hey guys, this is Luna. I was just calling because on your last show, Taylor was asking about what kind of lube to use. And I would suggest liquid. It's spelled like liquid with an S in front of it. And it's not sticky. It's water-based and non-spermicidal. So I think it works really well. I know this is probably TMI for everybody, but oh well. Love this show, guys. Bye. Hello, pod is my co-pilot. This is Daisy Calling. I had the pleasure of listening to your show today while I was in the park with my children. And I have to say there is nothing like sitting, watching young innocent children frolicking in a playground while listening to you guys talk about losing. Seriously, that was awesome. And I had a really hard time not laughing out loud and, you know, incurring people. What do you -- what? You know, look ain't funny because that happens when you laugh out loud in the middle of a park when there's nobody around you. I had one little thing. It's actually from several shows ago, but I listened to this show while I was on vacation. And I didn't get a chance to call about it until now. You were talking about Carney Wilson wearing a robe in a video. And you said the robe -- Taylor, you said the robe was turned with caribou feathers. And I just want you to think about that for a minute, caribou feathers. And the image of that made me laugh really hard. It's kind of akin to the whole buffalo wing, Jessica Simpson issue. Anywho, I do love you guys and I hope you don't mind me mocking just to continue it. I will call you guys again soon because you're fun. Okay, bye. Hey guys, it's Ryan from Orlando. It's just on say hi, Taylor. I had a really good time with you when we had lunch. Happy I'm sorry that you couldn't join us. And yeah, I used Astro Glide. But not Astro Glide. What am I saying? I was just listening to your episode. I used I.D. Lou. Astro Glide is tacky. I used to use it years ago and it's awful. And K.Y. sucks. Try I.D. Lou. They're great. Bye. While we at Pot as my co-pilot don't necessarily endorse any of the Lou's mentioned by our listeners, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't try them out and have a wonderful time. The only Lou that Taylor and I endorse are Quaker Steak and Loub. Ah, that's not good. Oh my God. I know what Bobaloo and I are doing next Saturday. Yeah, it's the other day. Yeah. So yeah, so be sure to listen to Ryan's podcast, which is the way we see it. And Gefiltefag, which is his video personal journal podcast. Thank you very much to Luna and Divey for your messages. And Divey, you were obviously the listener that I talked about in episode 69, who made fun of me. Yes, I realized I said caribou and not marabou, though with John Goodman, you know. Really, but they're both interchangeable. Yeah. She was a caribou in Marabou. That's why I was so confused during that episode. I'm like, I don't think caribou's have feathers. The whole episode was like, I was confused. And Taffy and I have an announcement. There is another Orlando trip coming up in which John Goodman will be present. She will. Oh, she who shall not be named. Bobaloo will be going to this trip as well. This is the very first Orlando trip in two years for Taylor and I, and this is Bobaloo's very, very first Orlando trip ever. So we've had to properly, you know, prepare him, of course. Yes. And thank you very much to John Marley Calhoun for being gracious enough to make sure that Bobaloo was invited. That was very nice of him to do that. I was going to say, how did you guys manage to get invited? I told Taylor, I said, you know what, I think it's Bobaloo's initiation within the first hour. I'm just going to lean over to John Goodman and go, you know, Bobaloo said you had really, really pretty eyes. And then just step back and watch. Because for the whole weekend, she will try to get into his pants the entire weekend. It will be awesome. So the first story that weekend on the podcast will be when Taylor punched John Goodman in the throat. Exactly. So there won't be like threesomes with the X will there. I'm going to take a big chance here and say no. No. Unless his X is John Goodman and then even that is no. Anyway, our next message is from DQ Rick. Hey, Kathy, Taylor, and Rodan. This is DQ Rick. The dairy fairy from Mental Works Radio podcast. And also from the great state of Delaware. Notice how I'm choking on the words great state of Delaware. But anyway, it could be worse. I could live in California. Anyway, I'm a great smack dab in the middle of a pot. It's my co-pilot episode 68 and I just had to call. And let you guys know you had me rolling on the floor, literally peeing myself laughing. Talking about hairy asses and hairy legs and stuff like that. Not only am I hairy, I am so hairy on most parts of my body. I could wear dreadlocks. Do you know how gross that is to be hairy enough to wear and be able to wear dreadlocks on your back? It's disgusting. Almost as disgusting as the thought of. At some point in time, most people do eventually end up at the Waffle House. And usually, eight to two o'clock in the morning after the bars close, we have Waffle Houses in Delaware now. And I'll tell you, aside from grabbing a quick cup of coffee on my way to work, which usually leads me to making another stop at Walmart before I had to work to buy a roll of roll aids. Or two, three o'clock in the morning hanging out with friends and there's no place else open. Gee, we should just go a couple more minutes up the highway and go to Denny's. But anyway, just thought I'd call and leave you guys some pog love and kind of crush you out with a dreadlock body hair. Anyway, love the show. Keep up the good work. Keep the podcasts covered and hopefully I'll have episode two of my show. Up and running in case anybody is curious about it within the next few days. So anyway, nothing like a little shameless promotion while spreading the pog love. Love the show. Bye. Well, Rick, I've only got one thing to say in response to your voicemail. Oh, I've got something else to say. We want pictures. Oh, yeah. Exactly. If you can make dreads or hang a bead of any part of the breaded hair on your body, that will be cover art for the next episode. So please send us your picture. And we're in Delaware, are you? Actually, my daddy latte boy. That's not a euphemism for some next boy. My actual biological father lives in Delaware. So I'm just curious as to where you are. And what Dairy Queen you work at, because for all I know, if it's near my dad, I've been to a Dairy Queen. Maybe you have actually served me a Jim Dandy as friendlies. I can say that's friendly. He served you a peanut buster parfait. Okay. I was trying to think of one of the funny things that funny names. A dilly bar? Dilly bar. That sounds dirty. Goddamn it. I knew there was something. That's twice you got me. Okay. You mean the latte daddy? Latte daddy. The next message that we have is from Joe from Dallas. Hey, Taylor, Taffy, and Rope Dan. This is Joe from Dallas. And I'm just calling because I listened to your last episode. And I've been thinking about calling about the whole, sorry, I just lost my train of thought. Project Learnway episode, sorry. And I just had three questions for you all. First, is the biker chick like the idiot savant of the show? I mean, she comes up with stuff right out of her ass, and she manages to survive. Yeah. This Jarrell, the black model turned designer, irritate the hell out of anyone else with me. I mean, really, he is walking my last nerve. And, um, wait, Dilly, I mean, that last thing that you set down the runway last week was a hot mess. And it was an ugly hot mess. And yet, it won. So, just wanted to hear your thoughts on that. Love your show. Have a fantastic week. Okay. Are we all caught up on Project Runway? Yes. Okay. Number one, biker chick. She is an idiot savant. I actually really kind of like her now. Really? Yes. Her and Jarrell, I think they were the team together. They did a really cool thing. I do agree with Joe that Jarrell is an idiot, and I accept, I kind of like him in a way, but the whole judging the dress with the jacket with the pants, I don't understand that. Yeah, I didn't quite get that. I didn't realize that until the very end. I guess because there were so many people up on the stage that you didn't really notice him, which is my main issue with him is that they don't ever really kind of spotlight him. Focus on him, which means he'll win. Because, yeah, he'll fly underneath the radar. Yeah, but now I actually really kind of like her and suede to me is disgusting. An asshole. Oh, yes. Which again means he will be in the top four. And I don't like Blaine either. I don't like either one of them. Gollum, the gay doll. I was very sad that the one girl went home. You know, I think she deserved to go home, but I kind of liked her. Well, I kind of like Blaine to start with, and then he's just gotten beaten down. Like, why haven't they just kicked him off? I don't get it. I don't care for him. And I don't understand why you guys love this show. I love this show. It's awesome. It's not the greatest show ever. The greatest show ever starts in September, which is, of course, America's not model. Thank you. Yes, that's the greatest show ever. Yeah, I'm with you there. Let's watch a supermodel slowly go insane over 11 cycles. She's a little cray-cray. I don't know. Yeah, no. She likes to think she's Oprah, who likes to think she's Jesus. So she's two degrees from Jesus. Yeah, that's a way of looking at it. We also have, who else do we have messages from? Melanie? Melanie. Okay, we have a message from Melanie. Hello, pumpkins. This is Melanie from Don't Call It Your Day job. I just finished listening to the latest episode and since my BFF forever, Patrick, neglected to leave a couple of pertinent details about where he is and what he was doing. I figured I'd kind of call in and spot for him because, hey, that's what BFFs do for each other. Patrick lived in normal Illinois, which is mid-central Illinois. And he, well, at the time that he called, he was performing in the first, it runs in the family. At the Kunklins to Barn, sorry, Kunklins Barn to Dinner Theatre at Barn2.com, to the New World, just in case anyone wants to go and check it out. He's an operative practicing for the odd couple where he's going to be playing Felix Unger. Woohoo, I think. I think he's coming. Never mind. I'm sure that he'll call him incorrect this because he has become completely addicted to y'all and he will be calling into, you know, Saint Melanie has obviously been hitting the mojitos again if I'm wrong. So, that's all good. Anyway, guys, I love you all and I'll talk to you later on. Bye! I love Melanie. I do too. Melanie is awesome. She's dreaming. Yeah. She's amazing. I unfortunately have not been, I've not been able to catch up on her show, but I definitely please go out there and check out Don't Quit Your Day job. It is an amazing podcast and not only her, but, you know, Pat is participating a lot in the blog. So, her co-host who did The Wonderful, who did The Wonderful in a World promo. I did go to Barn2.com and looked at their theater and their place. It's coming up. Apparently, he's done a couple of things from there and I looked at that. It was pretty cool. Melanie has a very cool personal webpage too that you can access from Don't Quit Your Day job. It's very neat. Yeah. We have some amazing... Listeners. Participants. Yeah, we have a lot of amazing listeners. We have some amazing participants in the blog too. Yeah. Yeah. We have Guru Nudy, who posts a lot. Tom takes on the world, who kind of comes and goes. All of a sudden, he posts like four million things and then he disappears for a while. Well, the world takes a lot of energy. So, he has to go fight the world, come back, blow up. Well, he's only got four minutes to save the world, so. Yeah, exactly. Yeah! [laughter] My sister has ruined all Madonna songs for me because she says apparently now every Madonna song. Madonna at least once goes, "Yeah!" in the middle of it. So now I listen for that, "Yeah!" Which sounds kind of like the goat noises that I was making earlier. Wow. Madonna goat, not too far apart. [laughter] Speaking of great podcasts, can we wish a happy anniversary to Ramble Redhead three years? He's amazing. Yes, absolutely. Oh, wow. I know. That's amazing. That doesn't matter. That's amazing. That doesn't matter. That's amazing. Three years. He was podcasting before podcasting was cool. He is the Ramble Redhead. Ramble Redhead is the Barbara Mandrel of Minecraft. [laughter] Wait, was that a compliment? [laughter] He has a pretty brunette sister and a slow blonde sister. [laughter] Vanessa, I can be the Mandrel sister. She can be the pretty brunette and I can be the slow blonde. You can be her lean Mandrel. [laughter] I can't believe I remember that name. This is Christ. Finally we have a message from Tim from terminally single in his baby's arm. Yeah, apparently. Hello, I was my co-op holiday people. It's Tim of her terminally single giving you a call. This is a call for Taffy and Taylor, although I still love YouTuber Dan. But I just got out of the George Michael concert here in Atlanta and I wanted to call and give you a preview. But a preview that is fucking awesome. And the seats you're going to be at in Tampa are going to be fucking incredible. So because he played for almost two and a half, three hours. Oh my god, so it's really good. You're really going to enjoy it. And I want to hear about it on your next podcast and I'm going to talk about it on mine. And I hope you have a great time and enjoy it as much as I did. Bye. You know, I've been talking to the baby's arm on the bare full in one. You have? It can talk. It is talented, Jesus. I just have a picture of it. I didn't ask for a video. What the hell am I thinking? It can type. It's actually very nice. It has its own blog. Tim, if that happened, I wondered if they could have a blog. It's Tim's baby arm thought for the day. God, he can't retire. God, I just spit water all over myself. Well, we posted on Sunday, we posted the video podcast for the George Michael concert. So those you left out you dancing, which was my favorite part of all the video. Because I'm dancing for about a second. I don't care. It was worth it. Well, I'll post it as a separate thing as like a YouTube video or something. I sent you a great video. I didn't think you used the best video, but that's okay. You did an excellent job. It was perfect. I would change nothing about it. I love you. Hey, and, by the way, my, which will call it, on the bare full in one. Man, you should get us another review. I'm responsible for 117. God, finally, you've done something right, Jesus. Wow. Now that hurt. So it's come to this where you literally are blowing people for reviews. Well, it was just bound to happen eventually. Come on. They want me to come to Baton Rouge for some fun. They're a couple. And I was talking about I had to go because we had to go tape a show like last Sunday. And the guys' partners are listening to it and has apparently listened to all the episodes in a week. That's what we're sorry. They're first names or what's somebody, one of their first names. I don't know. Well, I tied to the couple that wants to make Rodana finger cuff. Well, there is a hurricane coming. So, you know, now's the time to have sex with a couple in a swing. I didn't say they about slings. It's the pair half couple. If nothing else, think of it as a story for the podcast. Exactly. Well, yeah, we people are clamoring for more video podcasts. I believe you would probably be our number one download episode. Hey, did you forget about the Michael voicemail again? No, the Michael voicemail is actually going to be at the front of this episode. Oh, even though Michael said because yes, for those of you, thank you all very much. Thank you to the four million of you who informed me that I forgot to post the Michael voicemail in the episode. I'm starting the up at this episode with it. Even though Michael said forget it, the joke is over. I don't want him holding this over my head, which he will figure out a way to do anyway. Well, yeah. If he wants to hold something, if he wants to hold something else over my head, I am totally okay with that. But I would prefer that this not be something he hold over my head. Yeah, and I totally have to figure out how to get to Orlando because I, Michael, Kevin, I just need to be between them. So, um, the line forms here, motherfucker. So, back off. Taylor and I are putting in our time, so back off. Hey, hey, hey, I can, like, swoop in from Louisiana anytime. Michael, Kevin, just so you know. Do you want me to kill you? I've done worse. You have done worse. Much worse, actually. One more thing before I go. Tonight, Babaloo registered for AIDS Walk, St. Pete. Good for him. Yes, which is going to be on September 13th, and it's going to be down at the Noy Park in St. Petersburg. He has a website where if any of our listeners would like to sponsor him, I know that he would be really, and he's not necessarily aware of the fact that I'm doing this, but I decided I'm putting this out. Is his picture on there? His picture is not on there, however, he has joined Facebook, and he's one of my Facebook friends, and some of the other podcasters have already found him. I think just about everybody from Wormine and Luke, and so if those of you who would like to see what Babaloo looks like and want to be his friend, join his Myspace. Look for him under my Myspace account. He's Babaloo. Your Myspace or your Facebook, because you just said Facebook. I'm sorry. He's under my Facebook. Anyway, the website that you can find his page is AidsWalkStP.org/Babaloo, which is B-A-B-A-L-O-O. I'm going to post it in the show notes, and I'm also going to post a separate link off to the side on podismicopilot.com. Those of you who are interested in sponsoring him, please any little bit, 1-5-10, whatever you can sponsor, not only would aid service association of Pinellas appreciate it, but I know Babaloo would. We hear a pod as my copilot would, too. All right, guys, as always, you can go to our blog, which is podismicopilot.com. You can email us at podismicopilot@gmail.com. Call our voicemail line at 206-202-5165. Join our Myspace group, which is Myspace.com/podismicopilot. And join our Facebook group, which is OK, so I love podismicopilot. We have a lot of people, and we have, like, 120-something members in the group. That's right. Woo-hoo. And don't forget to leave us five star reviews on the iTunes. We need more. Yeah, we're 117. Things have kind of slowed down a little bit. We are going to be having another contest soon. We shouldn't need to give away free crap to get reviews. The love should just pour in, because we give it out every week. Enough about your ass, please. Thank you very much. We love you, listeners. We too love our listeners. Rodan loves you all in the biblical sense, apparently. Or he's willing to do it. Well, that'll be for the next time I go to Dallas. Yeah, you've got them lined up. He's like a stewardist. He's got them lined up in every port. The line literally forms at the rear in Dallas apparently. All right, guys, let's wrap this one up. Thank you all very much for listening to episode 71. This is Taylor. And Taffy. And Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]