Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 70 - She's Got A Thing For The Schoolmarms, or I'm Even Clutchin Mah Pearls As I Speak!!!
To say we are all over the place on this one....John Goodman aftermath, George Michael, music to bow- chika-bow-wow to, the Olympics, Rodan's slut phase hits a dry spell, Taffy doesn't understand the nuances of going to the Publix, and your voicemails. Oh, and Rodan gets a case of the giggles.....Stop Draggin My...Stop Draggin My....Stop Draggin My Heart Around....We Are Pod Is My CoPilot
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you're listening to pot is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy taffy carlale huffington and rodan hi this is Taylor the latte boy and welcome to episode 70 of pot is my co-pilot thank you so much for coming back to us after episode 69 that that's loyalty yes that's dedication yes um as always i am joined tonight by taffy carlale huffington ola chicas and rodan ah mute was on hi train wreck so well this is his first full hot cast folks he doesn't know how to work his apartment yeah it's not like we haven't done one of these 70 times before yeah anything like that but before we get started i want to thank um not only nessa and drumarly cahoon but our winner ramble redhead for being on the apparently now infamous episode 69 of pot is my co-pilot it's so famous it's infamous yes yes um we've gotten lots of comments lots of voicemails lots of emails lots of facebook uh messages it's it's been it's been very interesting so episode 69 did live up to its gross out factor according to several people yes but then i get comments like from luke miller saying it really wasn't that big of a deal which leads me to ask what kind of life are you leading in college right now i'm sure someone's shitting his hand i'm sure i'm sure they paid for that service there's a good chance i would slap down my credit car we love you luke to get a video of that in glorious quick time i'm sure that there's a channel on x-tube that would welcome it yeah yeah um i did talk with rodan and about this last night and i think i'm going to talk with you about it i recommend that after tonight we have a moratorium on john goodman for about six months because i'm sick talking about her well i think the more i think that's probably good idea but i think there has to be an addendum to the moratorium which is if in the next six months we attend a party that she is at and she does something ridiculous and stupid then we're allowed to mention it well of course that's okay that's one thing but i mean as far as going back and telling stories no no no i know i'm kind of done yeah well after after episode 69 i would hope yeah and then and then poor kevin b we had lunch with kevin on that and then he got you know hit with even more stories that we're not going to necessarily share that he eventually just said please tell me you don't hang out with this person anymore he's like wait wait wait wait you choose to hang out with her we're like well yes i know um but yeah it's it's it's been uh it's been crazy so we we got some voicemails that uh are we are we done talking about john goodman can we officially place the moratorium in effect yeah i i'm you know i'm a little surprised that we haven't actually heard from john goodman's people like the real john goodman i said that i said that the last time that someone's gonna someone to want to hit someone from his camp is going to google search john goodman and go what the hell is this i think we're we're only lucky that he spends more money at uh mcdonald's and he does with his people yeah five guys oh five guys oh god i love five guys um okay so here's the voicemails that we got and uh that's it we're done talking about it after this all righty ta-da hello pumpkins this is Melanie from don't quit your day job and oh my god three guesses what episode i just listened to by the way i listened to it while i was flying from dallas to denver for worldcon in the middle of the flight the flight attendant had to come over to my seat find out why i was strangling because i was cracking up so hard at that story that is disgusting and tabby i'm surprised you haven't like you know permanently sterilized your hands because i've had many i've had people throw up into my hand but i've never had anyone crap into it that's the first and you are indeed you're the lady okay we are not worthy guys great story and i had no idea patrick did the opening for that i just know that him for not telling me because that was brilliant you're terrible you're absolutely right that was hilarious you guys i love you dearly i love your podcast keep up the good work and keep us filled with these kinds of stories just not when i'm on a plane talk to you later bye so this is eric the southern boy oh my god there is not enough virtual soap in existence to scrub my mind queen i think i am forever scarred i am here by christening pot is my co-pilot the queens of the overshare holy shit literally okay bye hello pot is my co-pilators um it's christina from one at you washington and i just literally stopped listening to episode 69 it just ended and i it's thursday so i'm listening to it a bit late i'm sure because i don't know when exactly you posted it but um i don't know if it's maybe your guys' storytelling style or maybe just maybe it's a reflection of just how sick and twisted my own drunken escapades have been but while your your story made me giggle uncontrollably to the point where my boss was looking at me funny because i was at work and i even kind of gassed out loud a little bit in my head i'm thinking yeah i remember those it was shocking how bad is that oh my god oh my god now if pictures had accompanied the story i think those would have shocked me even more because at least me and my friends had the good sense not to allow cameras to any of my drunken parties um but holy cow the goodman story that's fabulous oh it was definitely worth the wait um because it is an excellent excellent story i'm just now a little worried about how badly some of my drunken stories might be taken my people huh anyways love you guys bye so we have like two weeks worth of stuff to talk about because last week was kind of a was an unshow it was a very special putt as my co-pilot yeah it was a sweep it was a sweep stunt it was which meant we couldn't talk about what happened to the night before yes the George Michael oh my panties are still wet and i'm apparently still nauseous oh so weird don't don't let Taylor fool you for a second he was having a great time i did not with your wet panties but i had a great time at the concert it was amazing he was really really good i was very pleasantly surprised because after his appearance on american i thought i was a little concerned yeah yeah he was a little crazy yeah um the show started about 45 minutes late uh and but the first thing he did when he came out was he apologized for being late and said that he was feeling under the weather but that he you know wanted to continue on with the show and from what i understand the set list that i've seen online he pretty much did the entire concert with the exception of maybe two or three songs no it was it was incredible he said i thought he sounded very good and he looked pretty good yeah we had great seats we had amazing seats yeah it's all about 11th row oh my gosh yeah yes yeah we took all sorts of video illegally but um which i am waiting for taffy to give me her video and then i've got i've got all of mine compiled as a uh podcast a video podcast that we're gonna release probably about a six or seven minute show just sort of highlighting and uh as soon as taffy gets me those videos i will be more than happy to send that out subtlety thy name is yeah yes thank because you know i don't see him every day he could just bring over his memory card and slap it in my camera we tried doing that the last time he yelled at me so i've just decided that it's just easier for when you send me your file tonight maybe you can send me a couple of the videos does he use lube when he slaps it in uh yeah it's i don't know apparently he got new lube so maybe now it's a great oh okay thanks for telling that story i wasn't planning on talking about that it's called a segue yeah thank you anyway yes i purchased lube lube lube lube i got uh what the hell is it called eros oh yeah i forgot about that stuff it's greek lube it's yes yes yes it's the lube of love it's a ziggy size yeah thank you it's minting cucumber um that's that's greek right mint and cucumber i don't know okay okay and i'm a quarter greek i should know that uh yeah no we i went with the bobaloo to you know an adult bookstore uh oh my gosh yes and uh we've got some got some got some lube lube is expensive hell yeah when you buy when you buy like good stuff yeah like when you buy it buy the gallon that's what happened with the big crichunk or chunk pump for your fisting parties it's like the vat of mustard from cusco did you just say with my fisting parties i said for your fisting parties yeah well actually i've i've established a bring your own lube you know rule for for those parties now it's it's i've never been fisted how very dare you um nor have i fisted anywhere again how very dare you yet yet no i pretty much guarantee that is on the list of things that while i like to think myself slightly sexually adventurous i don't think you know actually touching someone's kidneys is ever going to be on the list of things that i want to do while in an amorous state taylor i've never thought of you as sexually adventurous but okay i've gotten a lot more sexually again you have you have prudence you've gotten very very sexually adventurous prudence i think i have prudence makes you what prudence makes me cum i was oh she's got a thing for the school marms i'm writing down she's got a thing for the school marms right now okay yeah no i was yeah i bought lube that was pretty much the story but speaking of being in an amorous state um the bobaloo is camping right now and it's been about three or four days since i've seen him and you know pretty much the pugs walk in a room see me and then back out oh i'm kidding of course um so much sex are you having uh well he's nearing he's nearing the carlal huffington uh state it's well i'm in a good place right now let's just leave it at bed you know what it's it's i'm very happy that you're in this place because we all are believe me taylor taylor and i have had conversations over the past many years of the fact that you know tank and i still enjoy each other very much even after almost 18 years marriage and i think that sometimes he just thought that i was just bullshit in him and i think now he realizes that the more sex you have the more sex you want to have yeah you know the it's keeping it fresh after three months is uh really hard yeah i do not say that sorry um so once or twice a day kind of once twice like four or five times a week again i'm at a good place i'll just leave it at that but what i'm the question that i had what i wanted to present was last night i was talking to rodan and he says what are you doing and i pretty much said i'm making a playlist on itunes well and i am putting music on there of music that i think would be fun to fuck to bounce well okay but that's the question is i created two playlists one for you know nice let's get on any time right and one for the neighbors are calling and complaining yes i sort of thing so it should i combine those playlists or and what what happens if you're using one playlist and then suddenly it goes into another you know well who wants to listen to i want to fuck you like an animal followed up by Whitney you sure i will or celine Dion i will always love you okay well if Whitney if Whitney Houston or celine Dion is in your sex list then that's a whole other set of issues that we need to talk about but well i i have a DM i i okay first of all yes there is some celine Dion and that's and that's and that's in the fuck me hard section no no i i now closer by nine inch nails is in the i'm actually looking at my let's see what songs i say when you said that i pulled my i pulled our dmsr look okay i actually have i in my i actually have more songs in my slow list than in my fast list and i just named them bobaloo fast bobaloo slow because i wasn't sure if you know the littlest huffington went to look at my ipod and then it said songs i fuck bobaloo too i didn't think that was a lot and that's why on ours our list is dmsr from the song by prince dance music sex romance because that's i figured was enough of a cryptic thing six seven eight yeah i have i have 34 okay well i have 393 in my slow oh no no i'm in my oh well yeah but you have you know seven million songs right and in my fast i have 166 oh wow but i've also noticed that i have a lot of cheesy fast stuff i pretty much the the criteria that i used for this was any song that i could picture myself swinging around a pole to in lucite heels was going in the fast music so in other words all of the spice girls library is in your no there is very little spice actually i have one spice girls to become one that's it i i have two become one in my slow list i have songs like um in my fast list i have wood by allison chains i have my i have me in the box by allison king okay i have uh poisoned by belviv devo uh no i can guarantee you i have no belviv devo okay i actually have and it's one of these that would probably be more for a laugh than anything and and bobaloo don't listen to this for a little while um i have i want to sex you up by color me back do you have i'm too sexy yes so this is like a joke list thing no no a lot of it actually isn't because then i've got stuff like um let's see what else do i have in here uh do you want to touch by jonjett in the black hearts yeah come baby come by k7 i have milkshake you're gonna get off oh of course oh that was yeah that was one of these where i'm like i have one or two songs from this person or three or four songs and then i get to print and i've got like 30 songs from prince oh wow so do you have second my titties i actually yes i have fucked the pain away um let's see i have let's see what are some prince songs hot thing if i was your girlfriend peach sexy motherfucker get off erotic city girls and boys new position let's pretend we're married black sweat okay everyone the beautiful ones darling nicky all right now on your slow list i'm one just i went from my fuck list to my slow list okay and i have stuff like crash into me and colorblind oh i didn't think of a crash into me on there crash i have a whole lot i have the maiden game colorblind crash into me why worry by dire straits one of the coolest songs the world criminal by fiona apple i have criminal criminals oh criminals um i don't know i said kiss and kiss and say goodbye the garden in your eyes in the air tonight mmm java jive wicked wicked game chris isek wicked game smooth operator sweetest taboo uh and actually rhodan's rhodan told me about one last night that i totally forgot about that i had was song kissing you by desray from uh romeo and juliet yeah but i was totally thinking about the garbage song number one which i put that in my fast list okay let's see what else i have you know i'm looking at my fast list and some of my fast list songs i would never listen to on an ordinary day like i have rock dj which is a song i actually like but every time i hear it i think of the video so why it's in my fucking list i'm not sure and of course i had of the ultimate fucking song which is freaked by george michael yeah well that's in mind that's in mind because that's number one in mind and i also have i also there are some artists that have fast and slow for example lenny kravitz yep yeah because it ain't over till it's over or uh i belong to you by lenny kravitz oh my god oh jesus he doesn't get home till tomorrow night oh my god what is the cheesiest song on your let's get to ram and mix would that be the fast one or the slow one the fast the fast one the fast one all right let me go back and look at that one well i think the let's get to ramming is the slowest and then the rammy harder is the uh wow that might be true um i had a good point yeah i have rodan's theme song in my fast list which would be come unride the train i think mine is probably pride and joy by stevie raven that's a great song though nasty girl sex type thing by stone temple pilots yeah and i have the i have what's really sad is i have the watchman's the one from the watchman trailer by i'm smashing pumpkins now i have a fast version of that but i don't have that in my list no i have the slow one and of course i have put tell me something good by shaka khananera but every time i hear that i'm going to think of will and grace that was the thing is i had to when i made my list i had to limit myself on things that i knew would come into my brain i had to be very careful because i didn't want to be in the middle of something and then all of a sudden you know it's jack yeah and karen singing a duet yeah i couldn't have that felt so what songs do you guys like to have sex to listeners send us an email at podasmycopilot@gmail.com or leave a message for us on our voicemail and uh maybe if i have the song maybe i'll like you know play at the end of a podcaster something like that we want to make sure you get sexed up yeah speaking of getting sexed up we have a voicemail message from a fellow podcaster who has a message for rodan oh really oh really yes oh yeah here it is well hello lover of course i'll call you mr michael i've seen that third arm of yours what i'm kidding i play i play it really is the most magical place on earth there's tailoring upset michael taylor and i have been in a slut phase for a very long time you you have met us right you know i still he jerking off is that what i'm doing so tappy how are you but uh what i was gonna say if you backed the fuck off hey i haven't popped my slut chair yet so i'm still out trying to grant myself into this slut phase okay that just that sounded actually slightly gross that sounds like that involves a sling and oh like a slingshot a slingshot yeah a slingshot and you know a neon arrow yeah and a vatacrisco oh just a typical saturday night down there on minro well yeah but not for me i'm watching bambi too on a fucking saturday night anyways go ahead volumes volumes i can't believe you're watching anything except for the olympics yeah you know i've been t-vowing parts of the olympics but i haven't actually watched any yet oh my god what today it was like every 15 minutes someone would walk by the tv and we'd grab it and fast forward through the commercials just to get we were today was swimming and rowing and the start of girls gymnastics was tonight oh my god our house is our house is crazy does anyone else think michael felps is like slightly retarded looking yes he is slightly retarded looking not that i wouldn't bend him over a table uh oh well okay thank you for that mental picture you know can't sleep you're very creative sexually it's the underbite and it's the ears and now he's got the hair real short i don't know it's something weird handlebar mustache thing going on yeah i don't i know yeah he looks like he should be making pens down at u park nice sent your letters to tell the little t-boy you park being panellis association for retarded children did he get married there's something to some like four-foot gymnast or something or not i guess so the reary married a dwarf we saw a lot of that yesterday we were in our lando and we like we said we saw kevin and we shopped for a little bit and we went to friendlies and friendlies let's be the breeding ground of doo doo doo doo doo doo because how there was a whole table full of ugly right beside us yeah it was it was pretty on parade sitting next to me maybe wriggling was on on tour have you thought of that have you thought of that no they were just white trash trust me well it is the Orlando's you have a 50/50 shot speaking of white trash so apparently there was a murder um not far from our business which is not good but apparently it was um a murder that supposedly there's questions all around it because a 31 year old man murdered his 70 year old wife oh uh-huh he likes a dusty pussy what's your point oh apparently a stiff dusty white yes so now it does not raise a couple eyebrows somewhere just the idea of the 31 and the 70 but apparently he says it was a mercy killing because she has Alzheimer's and you know she asked him to do it and the police are like great where is this documented where is this in writing i want to speak to her doctor i want to see this this this this this and he goes oh i don't know i don't know what doctor she went to now she wasn't wealthy they established that so maybe she's just naggy maybe you know what if that's the case i'll be off this week i'm sure i was just like oh my lord ten came home he's like 31 and 70 come on i said yeah that that that there might be another issue somewhere there yeah maybe just maybe yeah not good not strong well again comedy podcast yeah right thank you well near near where i used to live in boitin the guy who created curious george was murdered by his gay lover or no actually some gay prostitutes that came over to his house not so much lover in the sense of temporarily and for cash i hate that word lover taking a lover lover sounds like you should have a pencil thin mustache and smell of cigarettes when you say that do you have a problem with me taking a lover no taking a lover and this is my lover are two completely different things oh yes one sounds infinitely more creepy yeah lover is something like john waters would say you know with no self-respecting no self-respecting adult is going to refer to their even their partner as a lover i'm sorry but that's no i think it's creepy i don't know the next time i go to a company event i'll go here here's my lover lover l u v h but you also take on bridge with the word underpants or panties shut up panties i don't like the word there is no woman in the world who refers to her underwear as panties all i can think of every time i hear the word panties is uh what's her name saying that on the first season will engraze oh debbie debbie red don'ts yes panties no panties no panty lines because no panties i don't know and moving on i was gonna say in her hand what's going on with you well nothing sexually because i haven't popped my slut chair i didn't slut chair wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait why is it that when i say what's going on with you the first place you go is sexually because you don't want me talking about my work point taken well no sex even though i had like five offers well i well then that's your own damn fault yeah no no it's totally my own damn fault and probably won't get those five offers again why wait why is it his own damn fault what if the five guys like one should come in you know below me under my bridge that i live at then that's not necessarily something where you know he should be jumping at the chance to do that well one of them was married if he's trying to start a slut faith normally sluts aren't that choosy that good point that's all i'm saying score one for the taffy so you want to you want to bring her up don't you hey so it's moratorium and you want to bring her up so bad you want to make a joke about her but you can't now i'm talking to you i have no john goodman jokes believe me i said the word he she who we shall not name she who shall not be named she who's vagina shall not be gaped at oh hey so if you guys ever heard of the caught like the cashew cereal like they have that cashew crunch which really should be named uh cashew cardboard sugar bomb granola because it is so damn sweet so i got some right and it um it's like full of insoluble fiber and i think i've gained 10 pounds this week and at any moment i could blow just so you know that's not good which is the primary reason why i didn't have sex so because you don't talk about work and you're in an sex the next place we're going is your bowel movements well it's kind of a big thing that's happened to me over the last two weeks sex and poop that's it but you know it's kind of funny that you said cereal because i had i had an actual question for taylor okay about cereal okay yesterday we had this big conversation with kevin about apparently they have bag cereals and and kevin was completely amazed the fact that i don't eat junk cereal or that i never ate really ate junk cereal so today i specifically went to publics with the intention of buying a bag of junk cereal except they didn't have any bags of junk cereal they didn't have any bags of cereal anywhere not at publics they would have them at like target oh i remember them having bag cereal published i'm standing in the i'm standing in the aisle going i don't see bags anywhere and i asked a little boy who was stalking you know frosting on the in the same row and i'm like do excuse me can you please tell me where the bags of cereal are and he just looks to me like a bag of cereal i'm like yeah i said i said i don't know what's called but apparently it's supposed to taste just like you know fruity pebbles and cocoa crispy and i'm like i shouldn't say i'm like no no it comes in the bag and he's like well all the cereals are on aisle seven and i'm like oh okay i woke up there i'm staying there i'm thinking i know they said it was in a bag there's nothing in a bag here i i'm thinking are they trying to trick me i don't know okay so here's how this really went down she went to the little cute stalker boy because of course he's cute because in my mind all the everyone works at publics is cute of course so and it's been three months for you so life you know your life is of intro scene in a porno and he's not good with just a reading about it you're all like excuse me i'm looking for the pepperonis i got a pepperoni for you right here bam chicka bam so she didn't really serve your items have to be 10 or less but i've got more than 10 10 inches bound chicken and the music in the background is the theme from shaft oh boy sir can i help you carry your bags out to your car you i've got two bags you can carry for me bound chicken bow speaking of the theme from shaft did you guys hear that is the case died yes so that's two famous black men in one weekend that apparently you're in a movie together i know they're going to be in a movie that's coming out at the end of the year with Samuel L Jackson so indeed listed there like quick get him in a safe house lord well i think it's the whole morgan freeman thing the fact that he you know escaped death no i know but so now i had to go to someone else right so he would have been the third it would have been three now it's just god is killing our finest black man lactors there's only like four or five more so everyone needs to play wow in your letters to go by i'm setting up email accounts for both of you so that that way your hate mail can go specifically to oh my gosh so we totally lost my white tricerial joke but that's right go ahead white tricerial no no no like you went to go ask the cute public sky and ask them where the white tricerial was and he's like what i thought the same thing too you probably look like a complete one of these she she got lost head into the area you know the fancy area town she was looking for the Walmart i'm trying to find the bag cereal and why did you have the cigarettes mixed to the guns in this public how am i supposed to pick up my orange juice with my wick check and my bullets if you don't have that and when i come in for a perfectly good bag of cereal how very dare you i don't call it white trash cereal come on i need i need to pick me up a box of pasta and some athletic socks how am i supposed to find them in these publics is here if they're not available suddenly i'm talking like blades defro from the golden girls and i don't exactly know why and i'm actually clutching my pearls right now as i'm talking oh my god i'm completely slipped into madness i'm doing the rest of the show talking like this my face we got voicemail sugar lord are we ready for our voicemails no rodan the only thing worse than this is walking through an outlet store where half of the people do not speak in any form of english and the other half of the people are wearing interesting outfits and taylor and iris whatever do you mean by interest in outfit sugar burkas you can send your hateful emails to miss tappy cola at pudders my co-pilot at gmail.com we are literally four or five stores away screaming at one of those i'm like get out on there you guys need to come to louisiana where they really do talk like that we should totally come to louis we should totally that should be a total road trip podcast oh god it's us coming to see you it would be an adventure to say the least except that halfway through the podcast for the road trip it would just be me and then it would say yeah i left tappy off on i 75 tappy's long i 10 somewhere somehow and by i dropped taffy off he means i demanded he take me to an airport i slit her throat oh god wow okay remind me to never take a road trip with rodan hey i'm the i'm the calm one in all this don't forget okay so we have voicemails and we only have 15 or 10 minutes left yes i i i said that we are doing a show of about 45 minutes so including voicemails that should be probably about 50-55 minutes because we don't want to go louder than that because it upsets michael well we want to make michael happen then as a consolation prize apparently i have to give rodan to him so we're just going to keep everything under 50-55 minutes and if i have to fly to orlando dammit to make michael happy so be it you're a giver well yes normally yes and by giver of course he means the herb oh you bitch i thought we weren't talking about john coven anymore uh he she she shall not be named she shall not be named that's right okay so our first two voicemails actually were very very funny to me and they are both from uh cassy giving her critique of a video podcast that we did a little while ago this is cassy in montana i finally watched rodan's video a couple comments number one i don't think it's the bedspread i think that you're not having sex i think it's the um fraggle rock action figure collection thing you've got going on there dude come on no no you also you don't have any books that makes me sad do i need to send you some books maybe i could find a fraggle rock book for you it was neat seeing where you live and what is the deal with the wood paneling we need to have a contest called let's decorate rodan's house in one row yeah that's what we need to do mm-hmm yeah mm-hmm and i know you know what daisy's listening to this and she's thinking the same thing yeah she is hopefully she'll call and tell you the same thing mm-hmm okay let's go bye p.s this is cassy again by the way i don't think i said fuck it all in that last place now i don't know what's wrong with me okay bye okay so i do have books i swear i have books they're just in a box i haven't unpacked them yet so and i've lived in this house for just about a year now and then the fraggle rock stuff bitch please don't be going on my flag a rock do not call cassy up bitch i love her please so i maybe i lived here a little bit too long please oh no so i i love my fraggle rock people it makes me sad and yes we should totally have a contest to decorate my house because i can't do it i just i can't do it and you should see the outside it's just really not pretty well you are aware that you sort of started a new trend in podcasting right now what because well after you did your video archer of archer radio did a show talking about the fact that you did one and it inspired him and then he told all the other podcasters to go out and do videos as well so so michael from qcast did one of their house and i just watched waltz today um for more mean because you're stupid and i'm sure there's other podcasters are going to do it as well and it was all because of you oh where they all wear really bad um flimsy t-shirts white t-shirts yeah that should have actually been a requirement that we'd be aware you know they're cheesecloth 1979 t-shirts but oh well but didn't you do a video of your backyard like months ago yeah he did technically then didn't you start the trend okay i like that he'll take credit for that tailor the trend and i did do a video when i first got the mac of my uh office where i just sort of moved the mac around that's right oh yeah okay so i'm taking credit for this i like that all you just pretty i just expanded on the idea thank you taffy he made it his own that's right all right give credit where credit is due excellent speaking with other podcasters um we have a message from larry clai and it's more for taffy hi tailor the latte boy and that everyone else over there at pod is my co-pilot i did leave a message um for you guys uh it was in big fatties office and so it didn't go through so well but i was calling to say that i enjoy the show i've been listening since i got back from the gay days event and uh the wam bam thank you ma'am was to um taffy because we had a really great little conversation ish during the t and that was very enjoyable and now that's it because i know she's not listening to me because she admitted that she doesn't listen to anyone and uh so i was just wondering if that's it that's all t and then we're done apparently that is um but anyway i'll still be listening to you guys and thanks tailor for listening and uh thanks for the message i will talk to you guys later so now that was message number one i really do enjoy their show they are some crazy ass um crazy here's some other message for you larry when you're lying in the bathtub candles lit sipping a glass of chardonnay and suddenly you feel like you're being watched that's me and all of us forgot about you when all of a sudden the head rises from the bubbles like martin sheen in apocalypse now let me tell you something mr klein klein klein tomato tomato i listen to very in fact i don't listen to any other podcast occasionally i will it's not a no it's that's a very well-known fact and i go to very few people's blogs occasionally i will go and check some things out and i even called your show and left a message so see where the love is there is so much love you are he was my screen saver for god sakes oh that's how much love there is which is only reserved normally i i think tailor has been it a couple times but normally there is a member of the huffington clan with him bobaloo has been at once on one picture that still makes me get go every time i hear of him humping a dead tree which just makes me get go and but larry klein was when we were at the tea he was a a non-secular member of the household that was actually my screen saver yeah he should be warranted with love yeah mr klein god mr klein yeah in yeah it's happy carl al huffington building bridges in the podcast we can expect to be that smart come on is out and as uh all of our listeners if you're looking for a new podcast go to the lk today it is available on iTunes and it's an interesting show the whole eating it's about what it is yeah and it freaks me out a little bit but he does episodes a couple times a week they're usually about they're no longer than about 10 minutes i think his longest episodes have been 12 minutes that's a good show so check them out but that's why i can handle it because it's only 12 minutes and i have the attention in the next yes we love you taffy thank you um our next message is from annaby and it is for uh well for all of us hey it's annaby from in the ana and i was calling i was actually was going to wait to leave a voicemail because i knew that you've been saying you had a glut of them and you know you're trying to get through them but i'm so happy for taylor and bobaloo i just had to call and say mobble talk good things good things i'm just so happy for you and i hope that you two will be very happy living there together and can enjoy each other and have the kind of relationship that half and i believe every couple should have so congratulations and i'll look forward to the next episode bye guys well thank you very much as i said um uh bobaloo is camping this weekend he's actually up in south carolina he's in big fatty territory lucky bastard oh no and um he's he's i've talked to him a couple of times during the weekend he's having a really good time apparently he's done lots and lots of hiking and he's did canoeing and he got lost in the woods with all of his friends and apparently they've all decided that they are going to try and scare one another and have all decided to gang up on him so he's like terrified right now so but that that's the joke that they're not going to do anything to him he's just going to be on edge the whole time right so do you mean like lost in the woods like bound chicken bound bound lost in the woods or do you mean like lost in the woods like yeah well he is up near big fatties yeah squeal like a big squeal like a big sugar you sure got a part of mouth yeah no they actually got like g a gps was needed sort of thing but uh they eventually found their way out and ended up in a wal-mart where apparently they bought you know a bag of cereal so so Anna thank you very much and the the days are definitely dwindling down to my living by myself he'll be in september first and i'm actually getting very excited about it so i'm looking forward to him being here all the time i didn't think i would actually miss him but i said that yesterday in the car i was talking to him with uh taffy when we were driving back from Orlando and yeah i talked to him on the phone for a man's hang on phone god damn it i miss him oh all right whenever he talks to him whenever he talks to him whenever he talks about him he gets all doe-eyed shut up do you miss him or does your brown eye miss him well that's disgusting because it's probably going through this is what we call the how very dare you cast because all everyone say you every time you talk to me is how very dare you do you wait now do you too like name your business and then like you know whenever you're whenever you're doing the love talk you do you know i miss mr winkles too or whatever please tell me hey the answer is no b good if i did there is no way i would ever tell you about it or we'll talk about it on the show no or please talk about it because if i did have a mr winkle as you call it if he wanted to get near it he would not tell you what it was called well i can guarantee you that men who name their business kind of freak me out so why i don't understand that well because i don't name my vagina i certainly hope you don't name your dick it's just weird i know a lot of people who i've got plenty of names for your vagina we've come up with plenty on the podcast come on anyway the hell now i thought i asked i thought i asked that was a joking coupling was it yeah oh i see i thought i was being original god damn it and tank and tank will appreciate that because it's a buffet reference wow because he's a dork is he sitting there right now no he's not no i was gonna say lean away no he's watching the olympics no because it is the olympic week in the car hovington house okay well then let's knock these out real quick we've only got a couple more we've got a couple more voicemails the next one is from ricki and it is for me hello taylor this is ricki and i was just listening to your latest show and i hear that you're taking applications for a third party and um i just want to let your listeners know and to be aware that when i was there on saturday you said that position was filled so what's up with that no talk about me being there giving the best head ever asking me to live there what's up with that no one you didn't tell anybody that's not fair that's so not fair so if anybody tries to apply for the third position i will fucking kill them this is ricki con from lake one four though tom like youth.com anyway it was great hanging out with you you and bobaloo you guys are nice you're cute together and we'll have to hang out sometime i will talk to you guys later bye so i like ricki yeah yeah i like ricki too apparently he's delusional because i don't remember anybody getting head during this visit when he came to visit but oh we had a lovely time nonetheless so maybe that's right again how very dare you so yeah no he uh he's a good guy and foul monkeys is a great show and i you have to start listening to them taffy because he laughs hysterical at least once every episode and you can't help but laugh the whole time you're listening to it i love his laugh too yeah he's got a great laugh and nicole is wonderful and nicole you do not have to strap down your breasts for me to love you i love you already i don't remember and i'm looking forward to being on the show with you one day oh wait that's right ricki has asked me to come back at me on the show that's true and i've never been asked so there you go well i would assume that you would be asked to come as well well apparently not apparently not apparently not apparently there is no love god ricki you're just there's no love in the hell mouth the hell mouth you're just this shopping buddy only intense heat and humidity oh oh and occasional flooding moving right along all right um our last voicemail is from tom ticks on the world and he is someplace that is going to make taffy wet with anticipation or anxiety or envy or whatever you want to call it actually it's you know if it's a day that ends and why chances are she's wet so anyway here's tom's message hey killer taffy and rodon uh it's tom from tompake from the world and i am in murphy bro for the masters of the summer music game taffy know what i'm talking about from the view for babies that's right anyway i just want to say hi and uh let's know where was that say i'm really looking forward to episode 68 as well as of course 69 so uh do take care and look forward to hear from you real soon okay don't forget i'm playing call the world dot com oh i'm so jealous and that is why i praise god that we do not look at each other in video yeah right exactly you do not understand uh a the fact that you thought of me while you were at a drum court uh just makes me happy and i know that phantom was the phantom regiment was slated to be there this year so i hope you got to see them and i hope they were fabulous and because of course they were and i think spirit of elana was supposed to be there and for the people who have no idea what i'm talking about it well it's okay because he does and that's all that matters because he left me the message so i finally found out what phantom is i made the mistake of actually asking tappy what is this phantom that you keep talking about while i was locked in a car oh how many miles an hour on i really he i told him i said you just need to be glad i do not have any videotapes or cds or nothing because you would just be owned are you kidding me all right kids well we are at 45 minutes now and after i edit out all the other stuff and put the new stuff in we'll be right about where i wanted to be plus one of the dogs is very very gassy so i need to really take them out because a couple of times when i've gotten quiet it's because i've been checking to make sure nobody pooped behind me charming on the couch so wait another episode are we talk about shit oh lord i know all right well as always you can go to our blog which is potasmycopilot.com you can go to our email which is or you can go you can write us an email you can go to the email but nothing's going to happen you can write us an email at potasmycopilot@gmail.com call our voice line at 206 202 5165 you can join our myspace group which is myspace.com/potasmycopilot or join our facebook group okay so i love potasmycopilot fantastic yeah thanks a lot everybody for joining us this has been episode 70 of potasmycopilot this is tailor i'm happy androdan wish me luck on my slef phase okay good luck or damn all right everybody go out and go by yourself a bag of cereal have a good week everybody bye bye [Music]