Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 69 - THE John Goodman Story
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Thanks to Pay from Don't Quit Your Day Job for his AMAZING "Promo" for the episode, which we play in the beginning of the show. Also thanks to Nessa from We're Mean Because You're Stupid, our contest winner Ramble Redhead from...well, Ramble Redhead and a mystery 6th...yes, we said 6th co-host.
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The following program is intended for mature audiences. In a world of podcasts populated by funny hosts from all walks of life, one show stands head and shoulders above the rest. Three people come together to form a perfect triumpharative comedy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, lover. Rodan, the human tripod. All I got is this loud rock. And bringing them together, grounding them, forming them into the perfect team, Taylor, the latte boy. You've talked about yourselves a lot now, so I'm going to talk to you about me. It's the one, the only. The party is my co-pilot. They've made you laugh, they've made you cry, they may have even made you wet yourself. And now they face their greatest challenge ever to tell the story that's never been told, to hold the mass of humanity in their thrall. It's been over a year in coming. Sixty-eight glorious episodes at all. But coming soon to an iPod near you, or perhaps some other brand of MP3 player, or even your computer, or cell phone, I'm drifting. But now, the story can be told. The story that will hold you captivated, that will make you tremble, quiver, maybe even throw up in your own mouth a little. It's episode 69, the John Goodman story. Coming soon to party is my co-pilot. Remember, in the partly sphere, no one can hear you scream. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to a very special episode of "Pod is my co-pilot." The John Goodman story, welcome to episode 69, everybody. Woo-hoo. OK, thanks. We have a full house tonight. Not only do we have, as always, Miss Taddy Carlisle-Hovington. For latches. And Rodan. Be warned. We have not one, not two, but three guest co-hosts tonight. You all thought there was only going to be two, but actually we have three. As we had been promoting for the last couple of weeks, from we're mean because you're stupid we have Miss Nessa. Hello, everyone. Yay! Yay, Nessa! And which is the first time that Nessa and Taffy have been in the same virtual room together. Hello, kitten. Oh, no. There may be a throwdown later. I was going to say try and keep the hair pulling to a minimum, please. We might wess an oil up and roll around. You don't know. Yeah. Video podcast. We also have from the Ramble Redhead show Mr. Ramble Redhead himself, Tom, from Indiana. Woo-hoo! Who was the winner of the contest that we had. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Thank you very much for leaving us a five-star review. Yeah. And all the way from Clearwater, Florida, we have a witness to the scene of the crime of this, you know, horror story you're about to hear. You won Mr. Drum Riley Calhoun. Hey, y'all. Yay! This comedy of horrors. Yes. The first thing that we want to do before we get started is we want very much to thank Pat from Don't Quit Your Day job for the amazing intro that he did for this episode. Yes. I got it last night, about 12.30, and was just completely amazed. Sent it to Taffy and Rodan immediately, just like this is just fucking incredible. So, thank you guys very much at Don't Quit Your Day job, and make sure you listen to their show. It's very, very funny. Sounds to me like they need to quit their day job and start making us promos. Yeah, right. So, real quick, just, you know, because we want to be friendly and cordial to our guests. How are all our guests doing? Nessa, how are you doing tonight? Ladies first. I... Well, shouldn't Tom go first then? Hey! No, I'm fabulous. Thank you. Anything interesting going on? Um, we had an earthquake. Yeah. Are you okay? I mean, you haven't really mentioned that on your show yet, but I just wanted to make sure you were doing okay. I wasn't an elevator when it happened, and I thought the elevator was going to plummet, so... Wow! But I'm all right. Everybody down here is all right. So, you're out of the house and you almost died in an elevator crash? Right. Oh my God. Oh my God. Well, we're glad you're okay. Well, thank you. Ramble, how about you? What's going on with you? What's the latest going on with rambleredhead.com? Well, there's a certain person that's in this show that's going to be upcoming very soon. It's Ms. Taffy. And then, right after that, it's going to be Nessa! So, both of them in the show. But I have to tell you that because I was the winner of your contest for this wonderful event, I hope, that I had people email me, call me, even bribe me with information, and I said, I'm not telling nothing, so they're going to have to wait and listen. So, you would not believe how many people said they couldn't believe how jealous they were, so... That's awesome. Excellent. I want names. That's right. I'll tell you later. Because you know what? I'm always available for a bribe, and depending what they're going to bribe with you, I may be available for that before. He can be bought the price of the Wii. Yes, exactly. And, drum, what's going on with you? Oh, same old crap. I do have to say, though, I am drummed. I'm feeling a little shy. I'm a little excited to be in the same virtual room with Nessa myself. Oh, a little crush on her for a long time. Oh, God bless you. He has a virtual heart on. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have a love connection. We'll be back in two and two. Okay. Well, we did this one a little bit different than we normally do in that we actually have show notes, and there's been plotting and planning for actually weeks about this episode, and I don't know about Taffy and Rodan, but I am scared to death right now. I think it'll be fine. I think it is what it is. And that's just the way, that's just the simplest way of putting it. It is what it is. And once you hear it, you can form your own opinion, but God help you. Yeah, I'm thrilled to be part of the audience on this one because I've heard the story once. And it was so... Ridiculous. That, yeah, I just can't wait to hear it again. So I'm excited. Well, then with no further ado... Actually, we do have a slate further ado. We have disclaimers, and Rodan is going to read the disclaimers for us. I don't have my show notes up. Okay, then I will say the disclaimers then. Just a couple of things about this episode. Yeah, do you have the hiccups? No. Oh, okay, that's just a giggle. Sorry. Okay. Sounds like a hiccup of domain. I know. This story has been one we've been actually talking about for quite a while. And I hope that it entertains, and I hope that it, you know, grosses out appropriately. I know that we've had a series over the last couple of weeks of telling kind of gross stories about stuff going on in our lives. This is probably the most extreme story we will ever tell on this podcast. Oh, God. Never say never. Yeah, yeah. You never know. I mean, a girl's got to have goals in all. Thank you. This is probably the, you know, this will be one for the record books. That being said, if this is your first time listening to Pot as my co-pilot, please stop the podcast right now. Yeah, get to know us a little bit better before you dive in with a full Monty. Yeah. Yeah. Not two weeks ago, not the one about my bloody penis, but another one a while back. Lord. Talk about that one. Your damn bloody penis. Yeah. That being said, this is definitely not a kid-friendly episode, though. If you do listen to our show with children in the minivan or playing on the Bose speakers in your house, please send me an email so that I can file a report with you. I wouldn't say because we never really have been a kid-friendly show. And you might not want to eat while you're listening to this one. This could actually be the Pot as my co-pilot diet. This could be a catalyst for weight loss. Absolutely. Just listen to it every week if you want to lose 10 pounds. There you go. All right. All right. You mean your show or this story? Well, depends on your height. True words were never spoken. Well, as Taffy had said, without further ado, shall we begin? Dive in. All right. That's a poor choice of words right now, but okay. Okay. Picture it. Orlando. October 2004. A group of friends take a quarterly trip to stay at a timeshare. The majority of the people working for the company that Drummerly Calhoun works for. And the offshoot two people that would be myself and Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Everybody else works together. Okay. The cast of characters in this horror story would be Taffy, Drum, myself, Lola Lafayette, John Goodman, of course. The mountain woman who we had on episode 20, Karen, the friend that nobody likes. And another friend that I think we've only mentioned briefly and that would be Frodo LaRue, our horror. Oh, we haven't talked about her in a long time. We haven't talked about Frodo. We love, she's a friend of ours that is sort of short and stout and she has curly hair and she's always got bare feet and we think she looks like a hobbit so we call her Frodo LaRue. We love Frodo LaRue. We adore her and we have some amazing stories that we will tell about in a future episode. Now, the reason that everybody would go would be not necessarily that we weren't a theme park group. We would go to theme parks or we would go to Pleasure Island but it was more just a weekend just to sort of get away, blow off some steam, get away from the families for the weekend and just, you know, be adults. Most of the people that go were parents and had school-age children and it was just a way for us to kind of all go in unwind. The main thing that we would do is we would kind of hang out by the pool. We would all go out to Pleasure Island when I go out to eat dinner one night and then the other night where with this time share we would all make a big meal and then after we'd make the big meal that would be when the drinking games would begin. Here's her pyramid. Yes. Including the game of pyramid. Taffy, do you want to explain what pyramid is? I will try the best I can. Pyramid is where you take two decks of cards, especially with ten people. Everyone gets a hand of about five to seven cards and then you make a pyramid with the rest of the cards on a table starting with one, then two, then three and so on down to ten. And each row gets an assignment of either give or take and when the card is flipped over like let's say it's a jack of clubs, if you have a jack in your hand then depending on what row it's on you can either give that many shots to somebody or you have to take that many shots. And by shots we mean a drink of water, not an actual one-ounce shot. Well not water but a sip, a drink, whatever you want to call it. Yeah. And so if you're playing with ten people then that means there's ten rows and if you get to the bottom and let's say you have two jacks then that means you have twenty you can assign which means you can give one person five and another person fifteen if you're really upset with them that evening or you might yourself have to take it which means you have to finish your glass. So the whole purpose of this was for everybody to just act silly and be ridiculous. So that in a show is a game of fun. It was binge drinking at its finest pretty much. Exactly. Now, however, normally what we would do is everybody would be responsible for making their own drinks and you know you'd sort of go off out to your side because we added a little bar setup and you would take care of all of your drinks then you would come back to the table. Now everybody was pretty honest and with the way to which they drank as far as they would make you know an equal amount of you know alcohol and mixers or anything like that. John Goodman was the type of person though who would maybe put a tiny little sip of vodka in her drink and then the fill of rest of it with cranberry juice and then act drunk for the rest of the night because everybody else was drunk and having a good time and she didn't want to be left out and she was very much the you know I'm taking three sips of my you know vodka and cranberry and then oh my god I'm so drunk somebody play with my tits or oh my god I'm so drunk somebody fuck me if we were out at a bar you know she's classy with a capital K you know and you have to remember that the group of people that were there were all straight women and you know gay men so that makes sense. We were only 95% gay well some of you were only 95% gay that is true because she said that about one of my friends because he was still on the fence as far as whether or not she was gay or straight so she said should I you know go for it. This is her big husky friend of Akaro, Kathleen Turner you know gross voice. Oh my god! So in order to bear blue there that night? No. Okay. No. So in order to facilitate a fair drinking ratio as far as alcohol I brought to Orlando this weekend something I lovingly dubbed the Carousel of Progress which was a shot dispenser that was round and you could hook bottles and then they sell them everywhere you kind of hook a bottle upside down you hook up to four and then when you turn the nozzle it dispensed exactly one ounce of whatever alcohol was in it and we set it in the middle of this big round table the thought process being that way everyone could see when you had to refill your drink you everyone would see that everyone had dispersed the exact amount of alcohol and that way that would kind of diminish her ability to you know make herself a full glass of vodka when in fact it was water and sprite right now also keep in mind that we call her John Goodman for a reason she's a she's a handsome gal she's a sturdy gal. She's built like a linebacker yeah she okay she is probably I would say about five foot eight maybe I was gonna say five six five seven five six five seven I would say easily at the time of this I would say how much three three and a quarter okay no neck oh oh burgundy mullet that she always had sort of slicked back like she would run through her hair okay and and somebody once told her that she looked really good with blue eyeshadow on so she wore blue eyeshadow all the time except it was frosted blue from 1976 circa covergirl yeah so someone in the 70s told her that she looked good with blue eyeshadow on and she just kept doing it right right so we are drinking drinking drinking everybody is getting sloppy drunk everybody everybody's starting to get the sloppy drunk drum Riley Calhoun's face turns a shade of beet red likes of which you've never seen before I eventually at some point take off my top yeah the one of Taffy's favorite pictures of me came from that evening and it's picture of me with my eyes rolling the back of my head and my no shirt on my hands waved you know up over my over my head and box of briefs and the caption that I wrote to her when I sent her the email was grace boys beauty and just a little too much Wendy's double cheeseburgers yeah you know what I actually looked at the picture last night thought this may be out taffy at this point was probably the most drunk I've ever seen her taffy I don't get drunk taffy's a hard drinker I guess you know she she can drink a lot and she can drink just about anybody at the table and even she was sort of sloppy drunk at this point so we're all laughing and having a good time lots of lots of pictures most of which will never be seen by anybody other than the you know the the core group and all of a sudden we realize that John Goodman has disappeared because John Goodman has decided that this is going to be the first of many costume changes for the evening I forgot about the costumes oh my god so out she now again in a room full of straight women and gay men she comes out in sheer pajama bottoms a black like boostier and a robe with a maribou collar and matching high heel shoes with the maribou across the top you missed one very key element that a maribou feathered thong oh that's right now now you need to understand we're painting a picture here the table is glass so when she sits down the question what is maribou it's that feathery stuff that you see in all the movies from the 50s when the ladies are like you know in there the rich ladies are wondering you know having breakfast in the morning which now can be purchased at the dollar store right right that that was the fancy stuff and apparently a couple last episode I said caribou instead of maribou when I was talking to something else and one of our listeners made fun of me in a voicemail which will play in a future episode anyway so she comes out to which you know the record the needle on the record comes to a complete stop we'll turn around a look at her and sort of say uh john goodman what are you doing and her response is oh well I just wanted to get in something more comfortable you know something that breathes someone thought that they were gonna get lucky we all decide that we are going to you know continue drinking now at this point I have actually motorboded lola fayette and karen and have felt up taffy at one point drumrolly calhoun there's the maribou shoes have come up drumrolly calhoun is walking around in the maribou shoes ah there's a picture of that yes there is a picture of that which I may actually use to take the picture because it doesn't show your face um and the drinking continues again john goodman disappears she comes back out for the second costume change of the evening second costume change being now she is in regular black panties and a tie dye t-shirt no bra no no it wasn't tie dye t-shirt it was like a tie dyed racer back bathing suit cover up that has that sleepless yeah yeah yeah so because you know your your arms are like a tree trunk but okay feminine now okay at this point the drinking continues it is getting to now we are just like now it's now the table has turned now and we realize it's out of hand yeah now it's now you're getting the where you're drunk to the point of where I know for me personally now I have the whole okay now it's now I don't have any semblance of myself and I I have no control of what's going on and now starting to get a little scary which is ironic considering the next half an hour of you know what happened so we all decide okay we've done enough drinking and everybody sort of goes their separate ways and you know we're all some people are sitting in the living room other people are sitting in their bedrooms because it was in one of these condos that sort of sleeps ten people so there's various bedrooms that everybody's kind of sitting and hanging out and laughing taffy and lola and drum and I are taking ridiculous pictures of where we're all sweaty and making stupid faces and being silly and somebody says john goodman's getting sick so we all sort of go and wander into the bathroom where she is getting sick and she is standing up by the sink sort of dry heaving into the sink in the tie dye top with the panties down around her ankles now she's just standing there kind of hunched back anyways and she's kind of there's a huge mirror in front of the sink and she just keeps looking in the mirror going she's not doing anything she's just like making this this like lurching motion and we're just looking at each other like what the hell is that right so we're all asking her if she's okay and she's giggling and saying oh yeah I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine and she's making stupid faces and you know of course people are taking pictures of her because you know you always take fun of you know you always make fun of the people who are you know puking and you take pictures of them so then she sort of slides down the side of the sink and goes over to the toilet and is sort of dry heaving into the toilet at which time there is a picture that is taken which it now at this point she's starting to get like actually sick yeah it's starting to get where the laughing is stopping and now she's starting getting like the serious like oh something's wrong sort of thing but in all while all this is going on one of my favorite pictures of Taffy is taken and it totally sums up the relationship between Taffy Carlisle Huffington and John Goodman because it is a picture of where you can clearly see that John Goodman is not feeling well and is kind of like hunched over the toilet and Taffy is kneeling down next to her with this big stupid smile on her face taking a picture. That made me blur out John Goodman's face and post that picture because it is it just completely defines the relationship between these two women. Now you also have to get a mental image of the fact that this bathroom is about five by seven and this is before I decided to lose weight and John Goodman is not a small gal so keep that in your mind. And the majority of us there we're not small people. Exactly. Yeah. So at this point now okay it's decided we should probably give her a little privacy. Everybody you know sort of goes away from the bathroom just to make sure that you know we figure if she needs us for something she will call for somebody and then somebody will help her. Though at this point we're also drunk I don't know what any of us could have done for her. Cut to about five minutes later. We're all in mine in Drums bedroom and Drums says I'm going to go check on John Goodman to make sure that she's okay. I'm going to let Drums take over from here. Okay so I go in the bathroom and she's now wrapped around the toilet and she's puking and then when she flashes she splashes her face with the water from the toilet. And she does this maybe three or four times and I'm just kind of like yikes but okay I need to stay here and make sure she's okay because she's not looking too good. Next thing I know I smell something and I think wow she really just passed some serious gas and then as it keeps getting stronger and stronger and stronger I realize it's not just gas. Oh so I leave her alone because she probably would appreciate some privacy at this point and I go into the other room where Taffy and Taylor and Lola are hanging out and I say I think John Goodman just shit herself. But wait there's more! But you have to see the look on he had this complete look of horror and just I don't know what to do. I don't know what to say. And I think John so which you know what do we all do as loyal compassionate friends do? We all get up and run to see what's going on. So yeah. Did you have card earlier that night? I thought we couldn't. Yeah. So I am going at this point now I am so drunk to the point and I think at this I don't handle Poopy very well. So I'm thinking myself I'm gonna stay in the room and I'm gonna let them take care of it. Poopy not so much. Yeah. Exactly. And I'm gonna let Taffy take over from this point because this is really where you know this this is actually where the story gets interesting. Yeah it's not okay. So Drummond and I are kind of standing kind of sort of in the bathroom but not actually in the bathroom and Foto LaRue is actually in with her and she kind of has now convinced her not to continue washing her face in the toilet water that she's been throwing up into and she's kind of given her a towel to wipe her face with. So the next time she throws up John Goodman decides that she's going to as she's flushing the toilet she's gonna put the towel into the toilet to flush it down. Except I don't remember if it was Drum or all of us or somebody went no you know don't flush that and she takes her hand and jerks the towel out spraying the three of us and the seven by five foot bathroom with puke covered in towel water. It slings everywhere and we're all like Jesus what the hell what are you doing what are you doing? And then now she is throwing up and crying and doing the whole I don't know what's happening to which she moves and you see that she's continuing to poopy. So she's now now we have the I'm sitting on the floor my head is in the toilet my legs are kind of tucked underneath me and there's kind of you know how when things sit between something hard and something big how they kind of have a tendency to smoosh. We have Shat Smoosh. Shat Smoosh is the best way to describe that. Now you need to understand that because compression thy name is Taffy. I keep turning around and between Drum and I we keep going and giving every five minute reports back to Taylor and Lola and all you can hear coming from Taylor's room is Lola saying I can't take the poopy. Stop talking about poopy. So at this point as just as an adult human I realized that this has completely crossed the line of just from ridiculous to sad to what the hell are we going to do. So I decide that you know why this this is going to come to an end now and we decide we're going to get this 300 pound covered in shit covered in puke woman into the shower to get her cleaned up. So what happens next I really should win an award for it quite frankly. I decide that now she still has the t-shirt on but the underwear is down by her ankles. So we try to roll her move or whatever and as I'm trying to kind of fold up the t-shirt because of course it's covered in shit. I'm trying to fold it because I have to take it off of her and I don't want it. I mean it's now spread up her back. I mean it's really at this point. It's horrible. As I am trying to push her over and Frodo LaRue is kind of standing between the the shower and and the toilet and she's kind of helping me to roll up the you know holding her up so I can roll up the shirt. She proceeds to shit in my hand. There you go baby. That's the on YouTube video right here. I take my hand and wipe it on the shirt and now I'm trying the best to not get. Exactly. So I'm rolling up the shirt and now I'm pissed at her. Now it's gone. Now it's personal. You know we roll up the shirt. We get it off of her. We're kind of like now she's doing the crying and I noticed that underneath her 48 triple D's is where she has thrown up down her shirt. It's all underneath everything. So we have to get up and get her into the shower. And now we're going to do the Silkwood scene you know the Silkwood scrub down where she's got her feet spread her hands up against the thing and I literally have a hand pretty much an arm underneath her boobs while Frodo LaRue is holding a towel up over the shower door going no pictures no pictures. Keep in mind this is a hotel tub. Thank you. It's John Goodman and Taffy pre weight loss. Uh huh. So you've got you know your maximum weight capacity right now in this in the shower. I am holding her and I have a fetish website that would be a million for this video. So I have you know I have the whole the whole washcloth. I'm I'm literally having to hold her with one hand and lift up by the nipple you know jerk it up to clean everything. Plus that's actually the fact she's still covered in poop you know and we're trying to do the you know don't really touch it but kind of let the water aim at it and this whole time she's doing the whole whining I'm so sorry I don't know what and I'm going shut up just shut up and let me get this time. So I'm I'm moving her and I'm moving her and I hear her kind of make a sound and she proceeds to pee on my feet. You need to understand at this point it's been an hour. I'm done. So the only logical thing I can do is raise my hand and slap the lips. You slapped her as hard as I was. She actually was starting to fall at that point. She was gonna take you with her so you did it kind of to wake her up. Well that's exactly it was very much the whole Carol Burnett slapping Vicki Lawrence except you know without Harvey Korman. So she kind of she kind of does the whole stagger back stagger forward and I'm doing the PP dance where I'm trying to move my feet and shake them off and get them and stop and still hold her up and not fall myself because there's soap everywhere where we're trying to you know stand back squirter with you know a bottle of shampoo that was in there and just let it kind of hopefully run the poopy down. So we get all this done for LaRue and drum have towels we kind of get her sort of quasi wrapped up and you know throw her to the wolves and then what do I do drum or what do I do Taylor. Now at this point I am laying in bed and I'm getting the every three minutes drums coming and going she just shit on herself. Tabby's cleaning her up. They're both in the shower. She just peed on her feet like every two minutes he's coming running back and forth back and forth. The scatological weather reports that are happening. Pretty much he comes in and says she's all cleaned up. At this point it's kind of like you know in the old Tommy Jerry cartoons when Tom would be chasing Jerry and they'd go around the corner and on his one foot he would do that. That's tapping coming around the corner to my room with her one hand the clean hand over her mouth to keep from throwing up and she goes running into the bathroom and she puked in my bathroom. Yeah at that point I could handle it no longer because it was just the idea that I was way too invested. It was just way too much for me at that point. So then now we're all just kind of sitting around looking at each other going what the fuck just happened? Are you kidding me? So we all decide that it's been a long enough evening. It's three o'clock in the morning we're going to go to bed. We wake up the next morning. Out comes John Goodman and she sits down at the table and we're all looking at each other thinking there better be an apology. There better be flowers. There better be something. She looks at us and she goes you know I guess everybody has embarrassing moments sometime. Gets up googies makes her coffee and is looking at all of the stuff I'm thinking. That's it. That's all she's got to say. I would have been like you shit in my hand. That's pretty much what she did say for the next three months. Any time John Goodman would try and give her something. Well I just don't see what the big deal is. You shit in my hand. You beat on my feet. You shit in my hand. I clean puke out from underneath your big giant boobs. Pukey boobs. That should be her total nickname. Now drum drum. Did we omit any significant thing that I that we couldn't remember? No I think that's more than enough. So I feel like I've relived it all over again. Well I'm going to spend. Yeah speaking of silk with scrubs down I'm going to need to give myself one. Yeah really. I might need to have a basic surgery just to get that image out of my head. I don't know. And that's the John Goodman story. I need therapy now. I know. Wow so that was like a hot training mess. To this day if we ever have pictures on random. If you ever have pictures on random every once in a while one of those pictures will come up. And I do have. I have all the pictures. Yeah I have the cuter shot. I have the throw up shot. The actual projectile shot. Yeah I got all those. And every once in a while you'll be sitting in your den and it'll be my family at Disney World and you know Taylor and I at the beach. And all of a sudden there's John Goodman's ass. I'm like what the fuck is that? Yeah I think the best companion to this story is some of the pictures you guys have of yeah moments of vomit and. Oh yeah. Poop and. Oh my god. You know I don't think we actually have a scatological picture but we do have. No we do trust me. I have anything like that. Yeah we do have some that are graphic at best. Yeah that's what Taylor made his mortgage back then. Again there's websites that pay good money for that stuff. Scatter us dot com. Wow Ramba Redhead knew that quick. It's a joke people. Times are tough in the Midwest. There's more than corn in Indiana. Oh nice. Oh it's a bad joke. Sorry. So what do you think? It really makes anything you've ever done in your life. Just seem OK. After hearing that story I need a drink. No. Please I've been drinking this whole time. I don't think I could. Really that's shocking. I live in Monroe Dammit. Yeah shit in somebody's hand in Monroe is a mating call. That's just a typical Saturday night. Oh my god. I just I feel so unclean right now. Really. Yeah that's not the story. You bitch. And on that note well that's pretty much it. We decided we were only going to tell this story tonight for for episode 69. We thought rather than you know tease you guys too much we would just put it right out there much like John Goodman did her. Kooter and just take it from there. I want to thank our guests very much right now. Nessa do you have any sites that you'd like to plug? You can come visit me and my co-horror is Walton Holly at where me because you're stupid dot com or bugger up dot com. OK and Tom how about you? OK you can come check out my site at ramble redhead dot com. OK and drum do you have anything that you'd like to plug? I'm not that's in this question. I would like to have you but unfortunately you can't plug me. Yeah because again that's like a hot dog in a hallway. Good night. He'll be punished properly. I'm not really worried about it. Promise. OK as always you can go to our blog which is pot is my co-pilot at gmail dot com. Call our listener line. I'm sure we'll get lots of voicemails about this episode 206 202 5165. You can email us at pot is my co-pilot at gmail dot com. Be our friend at my space at myspace dot com slash pot is my co-pilot or join our Facebook group which is OK so I love pot is my co-pilot and all of us are members of that group right? That's correct. Excellent. Even drum Riley Calhoun. I know. Drum's always looking for new friends on Facebook so if you like his voice as I know some of you do send him a message. Maybe he'll send you a voicemail message. If you like his voice you should see his balls dirty balls. Oh please your balls are here from my pleasure. Your balls are like the fourth co-host of the show. Well number four and number five. There you go. I mean flattered. All right guys well thank you all very much for joining us. This has been episode 69 made a big deal about it. This is an episode 69 of pot is my co-pilot. This is Taylor and Taffy and Rodin and Nessa and Rambler and Hitt and Drum. We apologize. I love you. [Music]