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PiMC: Episode 68 - Only Once, or "Here! Sign My Sphincter!!!"
Apologies for the long episode this week. We (and by we, I mean Taffy) had a lot to talk about this week. Bret Michaels, Kevin Bee and Waffles and Lube.....what more do you need to know about this episode, really? Show me that smile again!! We are Pod Is My Copilot!
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you're listening to pot is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy tappy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan hi this is Taylor the latte boy and welcome to episode 68 of pot is my co-pilot as always tonight I'm joined by Rodan hello boys and ladies and tappy Carlisle Huffington hello ladies and listeners I'd Jesus Christ give me strength all right well shut up I just mutter that under my breath as we were getting ready to start tipping the podcast everyone so which both Tappy and Rodan thought was hysterical because God is Taylor's co-pilot well how are we doing I'm doing fabulous apparently I really want to go to our blog pot is my co-pilot right well normally she starts right into a story before I can say so I'm like okay wait I'm fine I believe that she had a touch with greatness this week so I figured she I figured Tappy would want to talk about that first and by greatness I mean reality stars I thought you meant Kevin B we're definitely gonna talk about Kevin be a little bit later on but for now well let's let's hear all about your evening with Brett Michaels well it was it we actually had a it was very nice he was very he's very very nice he's very short which I was surprised by he's only about five eight five I think everybody who lives in California it's short really really short yeah it was really funny we got over to the hard rock and the girls my daughter Lollipop and her friend had been at a college prep cheerleading camp and so they came over in medicine since it was in Tampa so they didn't have to drive back and forth and of course because you know they've been cheering for eight hours they wanted to go to the gym so yeah so they when we often we were checking into the room and everything and they went into the gym and about 15 minutes later Lollipop calls me and she goes get back here now and I said is something wrong and she goes they've closed the gym I said well where are you when she goes I'm in it and I said are you trying I'm thinking are you trapped in the gym and she goes Brett Michaels is in here with us so of course we immediately you know jump up and run over just because you know it's just funny so we get there and the security guards because you don't want your daughter on rock of love well pretty much yeah if it had been a little less Huffington there's they would already be engaged so that would have been fine but I so we get over there and I cannot even discuss with you first off they have the security guards in front of the door and the way that the gym is set up is it's right beside the spa which is as you're going from where the casino and all the memorabilia things are past the restaurants into the where the hotel rooms are and the glass to see into the gym is frosted but then there's like huge like the it's like eight foot panels of frosted glass but then there might be four inches that's clear all it is is probably 45 or 50 35 or 40 year old women pressed up against the three inch strip that was clear with their cell phones with their cameras with everything and it's lollipop her friend Brett Michaels and they are talking talking talking and taking pictures on their cell phones and he's being really nice and he's offering to spot them why they're tumbling which sounds dirty but he you know and so I go up to the security guard and he goes you know no one's allowed in and I said well that's my daughter step aside and he was just like oh okay you know and he was he was very nice about it so I figured okay I can I've been around celebrities enough that you know how to behave that's fine so I opened the door and I didn't even make eye contact with him and I said ladies we have dinner reservations at six o'clock I said you guys need to finish it up and then I purposely looked at him and said you know if they're bothering you let me know because the 10 minutes I stood outside until the security guard let me in they took about 25 different pictures on their cell phones and I just was waiting for her friend to you know call her mom and go oh my god talk to my mom or something like that so he's inside me right now exactly we're doing squad thrust together it's awesome so so he was like oh god no he goes they're wonderful he goes in fact it's refreshing because they are very very nice and he's like you know they he goes they're probably just too young to you know remember any of my music he goes because they seem very you know non-plus I'm sure if I was the Jonas Brothers and all sort of stuff and I was like oh that's really sweet so by the time I had gotten out this security guard was yelling at the other women that because the reason he was yelling at the other women is because one of them proceeded to lift up her silver and black lame tank top to expose her quarter dollar size nipples and press against the glass and of course I don't have my camera and why I because I'm stupid so from then on it was it was on me the whole entire time so we leave and as we're walking out the door he says see you at the concert and to which lollipop says oh we're not going to the concert they're just here for the meet and greet and he goes oh well I'll tell you what he's like you know there'll be four tickets waiting for you will call not a problem and I'm thinking to myself okay first off I have no desire it was it was Docken Sebastian Bach and Poison because 18 in life and it's me and the widow Carlisle and two 16-year-old girls so okay fine so I go outside and my mother has caught wind of this and she's like I don't care to go that's fine she's like so we go eat we get on they have like a shuttle bus that's taking you from the hard rock over to the Ford Ample Theatre we get off the bus and while you saw the pictures I posted a small sampling of the love that is the group of the group of people who are there those of you that have been visited pot as my co-pilot dot com lately stop what you're doing right now run to your nearest computer because she only posted a smidgen of the pictures Taylor has seen most of them and let me tell you something it was basically exactly what you would expect it was women who were in their early 20s when poison was in their heyday who still think they can wear the acid ripped jeans only now their size 32 and I can say this because you know I was a big girl I'm still I'm a medium girl now so I can still make fun of the big girls except the jeans weren't bad enough I'm talking the jeans with the muffin top but with the muffin top a fishnet paulter yeah or or just a bustier with the jeans and the teeth hair and the 14 inch nails the whole thing so I at this point we're standing in line at the Ford Ample Theatre going to we'll call get the tickets and the song playing over the loudspeaker with my mother and two 16 year old girls is Taylor please sing it for them you're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of an out dream I'm doing you all now so I look at my mother and I said I may be playing this song in the background as you're telling the story so I said stop talking and she goes what I said just listen to the song that's playing right now and she goes did they just say fuck I said yes and we're getting ready to take these two 16 year olds into that concert and that's the music they're playing as you walk in so she's like well you know I it's your call it's your call and I said well if it's my call they're they're not staying for this so of course we're getting the pitiful faces and all that other stuff we turn the corner to go through the turnstiles as we watch about 50 year old I still can wear you know my t-shirts cut off of my black panthera t-shirts and I throw up on my girl's cleavage down her top on the boobs I actually throw up like actually stuff in it and I just looked at my mother and I went really really cuz no so fast forward to five seconds later the girl in the line to buy the t-shirts with her hand down the front of her boyfriend's pants now she has her back to him so that she's kind of like leaning on him and she's got the big you know yard of beer with her hand down his pants giving him the I assumed that she was just feeling it I don't think she actually was like trying to get him off or anything but I'm thinking to myself no way I'm sorry I can be the prude mom it's not an option so I turned to the girls and I said enjoy this get your cell phones out take the pictures now this is all you're getting and lollipop was on board she was like that's fine and of course her friend was like are you kidding me I'm like I save it it's not even it's not even open for discussion so I said but what I will do I will go inside I will buy I'll buy t-shirts so tonight we can have them signed for you it's fine that way you guys can you know technically you actually arrived at the concert you didn't get to hear any of the music but that's fine you met Brett Michaels already so let's just let well enough alone so we head back to the hotel everything's fine at 1130 the widow Carlisle and I head downstairs for the meet and greet and we had the VIP passes for the meet and greet so we didn't have to wait into the big line and by big line I mean I think they said there were 6,300 people in line they were 10 deep and they were as far as you can see to meet him so I'm just thinking I wasn't aware Brett Michaels was this big but apparently rock of love is huge for the people who watch it so I'm like okay okay so we stand there he's supposed to come in 1130 it's 12 it's 1215 now you know how well this is going with me but quite frankly the group around me was so completely entertaining it was actually okay so because you know apparently you can be addicted to fucking addicted to fucking that was a classy shirt I saw for sure so we at one point my mom was looking at me and she goes this has got to be the best show this is the best show going on I said mom they will never get any better and what was really appropriate is because you know here I am standing with my mother who I don't even cuss around my mom I mean it's never so I'm standing here talking to her and you know and of course all the songs that they're playing are every unrated version of every song which of course I know every word too and the two the mother and daughter who is in front of us are you know buying each other beers and they're buying each other songs that say mrs. Michaels on them and mom and I just keep looking at each other going yeah it's never gonna happen please no you and I will never share a beer together it will never be that kind of relationship please accept it so he comes out it's fine every you know flash bobs flash bobs flash bobs and everyone thinks he's great and wonderful the first group that he goes to talk to are he is a chairperson for diabetes association because apparently he has diabetes like like he's a what's called a brittle diabetic which I really don't know what that means but I guess it's not good so he talks to all of them and then they he they take the mother daughter group ahead of us and then they take my mom and I now there are 6200 people in line he spends 20 minutes talking to us and I'm thinking well this is really great except all these people are gonna get furious and he's taken pictures and he's you know they they gave him the piece of joy that my mom made which I personally thought was ugly but it's exactly what they wanted they were very very happy with it he thought it was great we so we so we we turned around we sat down we watched all the girls and with their you know sign by nipple sign my bib oh my god sign my sphincter whatever so nice sphincter ladies and gentlemen the title of episode 68 exactly so we stood there and we sat about an hour at this point it's about 2 30 in the morning I have it on video the line is still 10 people deep out the door I mean as far as you can see because every person that came up it was you know oh my god you know I played every rose has it stored at my wedding and he would look them right and I go really are you okay how long have you been married and where did you meet your husband and I'm really glad that my music touched you and oh my god thank you so much for coming he was so genuinely engaging with every single person and you could tell he really really met it which was really nice and except he was there I guess until about 6 30 in the morning and then he had a show at Fort Lauderdale that night so he got there right around 12 15 he stood there and signed things until six o'clock in the morning now that's I'm sorry I don't I don't know a whole lot about him or his music I mean obviously I know the big hits they had but that's a hell of a nice guy you know yeah you figure he just got done performing so you know he was working out for a couple hours then he went to perform and now here it is and then you know of course they were all drinking and doing shots and all this other stuff which was lots of funny and you know I think he probably licked his fair share of women while he was there which God bless him at one point my mother asked him when we were talking she goes do you ever get see because at this point you know we I personally had seen more you know nipples and labias and I ever wanted to see in my entire life and she said do you ever get tired of seeing you know of these women acting like this and you know he was like you know what he goes obviously you've seen one set of boobs you've seen them all pretty much he goes but I will say if they ever stop doing this I'd be really really sad he said because I I get such a rush just from being around he goes I'm just saying that because you know there's a bunch of people staying here he goes really I hope they never stop I hope they always want to come and see me and they enjoy my music and he seems very genuine when he talks about that so that made it where I was just you know I if he'd come out and just you know oh hi thanks post for your picture flash a peace sign sign your shirt going about your business out of just it's been like oh great but he was he was really really nice and that was about it it was it was a fine I've fine Brett Michael's experience indeed well it sounds like I mean he's kind of earned that whole following that he still has because you saw that during like rocker love too that oh yeah we're still following around and everything oh yeah I mean and and let me tell you something these women are crazy I'm talking batshit crazy you it I cannot even explain to you how ridiculous these women behave I mean even even I mean when 16-year-old girls are going why are they acting like that I mean that's pretty bad so yeah it was but it was you know they're still looking for the hood of a jaguar to roll around one even though they would leave sizable dense inside hoods of jaguar yeah if they were rolling around the hood of a hummer maybe that's about it but that was that was Tuesday night and that was just another day in the life of taffy oh of course Verdean how are you what's going on with you um nothing that exciting I won a hundred dollars at the casino yesterday actually congratulations and what are you doing with your newfound wealth yeah I rolled around it at naked all day today fantastic so I'm exhausted now of course and they never saw those roles of quarters again jesus is that a roll of quarters in your pocket Verdean makes change on a very special episode oh I was good I didn't buy anything at Best Buy all weekend long and you had an extra hundred bucks I know I was at Best Buy today really what did you buy? I got my reward zone points um my reward zone certificates from when I bought my Mac how much? I got like 30 bucks I was all excited so I bought rechargeable batteries at a battery recharger for my flip cam you didn't buy Xanadu? That's exciting no I did not buy Xanadu I decided I was going to be practical because the flip cam yeah it goes through the batteries yeah but I will tell you though I love rechargeable batteries they're awesome they always have them in they're always available oh yeah no absolutely so and it's very cool and it comes with you know you can change the face but it's I'm sorry Verdean I interrupted you go ahead so you want a hundred dollars no is it really oh nothing exciting oh great wow okay did you see Dark Knight yet? no damn it oh my god I know I am going you're crazy here it's not that I'm old it's just none of the people here want to go see the movies you can't go see a movie by yourself no are you kidding me are you oh you have never seen a movie by yourself are you kidding no and I can't eat since I'm a restaurant by myself either Verdean I know well that one I have a little bit I have a little bit of problem with that one too are you guys being serious? no yes I mean yes I mean yes you well Taylor you've been to see a movie by yourself before haven't you? I've been to see movies by myself but sitting in a restaurant that that's more like I can sit in McDonald's Burgering by myself but if you were craving chilies fajitas you would not pull up to a chilies and go in and sit down and eat no are you kidding me? well first of all I would never crave chilies fajitas I know but I'm just using that as an example shut up you would really never do that probably not come on I mean me I don't know I mean if the you know the need ever arose I would do what I had to do but and I've traveled and I've like trapped business traveled by myself for various events and stuff where there was like no one else there I just either didn't eat or I grabbed something fast I just I can't do it Verdean I have two words for you room service well yeah no I have experienced the room service a couple of times in that situation but still my gosh I just can't do it I don't know why I have a very very very sad room service story it speaks volumes the widow Carlisle and I had to go to New York for three days we stayed at the Marriott marquee in Times Square our room service bill was higher than our room charge oh thank you so what did you do I have a question I have a question or a prop not a proposition that's not the right word but I know I I am currently going to be I the bobaloo and I spent the weekend together as we as we've often been doing he's pretty much going to be here all week studying for a big test that he's taking next week so we're kind of doing a living together dry run which is going to be interesting but you know I went food shopping today which was which was lots of fun and and it was you know I it's been a while since I've gone like food shopping food like I'll go in and buy you know hot dogs or you know paper towels or that sort of thing but to actually go and walk up and down all the aisles and grab the stuff that I need so that was actually kind of fun to do that and come home and show all the things that I bought and made dinner tonight and did all that sort of fun stuff but one of the things that we did today was we sort of went shopping for new gym memberships I'm probably going to be leaving the current gym that I go to and they're open it okay and by go to I mean the current gym that takes fifty dollars of my money every month and you know I just sort of go maybe I'll start going um there is okay here's my thing dilemma here's my dilemma I'm thinking about joining this one gym that has a really really good rates like as in like 20 bucks a month mm-hmm what they offer you well they the offer is you can pay either that they have I have a coupon where I can get it I mean what do they offer you as far as what is theirs what can you do there do they have all the amenities that everybody else has or no no it's weights and cardio but you know what I don't ever use the aerobics or I don't ever use sounds like one of those what anytime fitness type places yeah it's kind of pretty much I mean they're only not open from midnight to five a.m. which I mean I know I would never have the need at three o'clock and we're going to go and jump on an elliptical machine so I think I would be okay with that but they're on staff gyms right no there's people there okay okay there is however where I can either pay for the one thing where it would be for each bobbly and I it would be twelve dollars a month you know no contracts or we could sign up to where I would pay twenty dollars a month and I would get unlimited tanning half off as far as juices and I could also bring a friend anytime oh which case then I could bring bobbly and then I was also thinking if I did that Taffy has always said how you know she and I never get to work out together I could bring Taffy I could bring you sometime or times that bobbly doesn't want to go I could say meet me at the gym how far away from your house is it it's closer than the current gym that I go to is it closer than the YMCA no and we went to the YMCA today and well for those of you who have perhaps negative you know images of the YMCA the YMCA by Taylor's house is unbelievable they have a rock climbing room that is it's sick I mean there is a brand new facility like like wet and wild type slide yeah all this sort of stuff but then that's not much less than what I have now but they don't have nearly as much equipment as the place the other place that I'd be going to is okay I would opt for the $10 each that way it keeps it separate but equal and your finances are separate but equal and you're both in charge of your own memberships that's fine it wouldn't be $10 well okay so it would be but then it couldn't be where I say just I mean because it's not a contract either way right no that's the thing with the $20 a month with the unlimited tanning and all that sort of stuff that's what I'm talking about it's a one-year contract yeah $20 is less once you're paying now for just yourself so there's no law I mean no big harm in signing up you and bobble at the same time yeah I mean it's more or less of a fat fat tax in your paint currently the only the only problem that I see with this with this other places the the cheaper place is the locker room is like the size of my office and I'm saying like literally I actually counted there is about 30 lockers okay but do you are you a big locker room user no but if I go directly after work I don't know that there would actually be any place for me to like store my stuff when I'm getting what I have to get changed yeah but if it's close to your house just go home let the puppies out and then go to jail well but it's on my it's on my way home from work and once he goes home he wouldn't go back out yeah pretty much once I'm home then that's most times I'm in unless you know I'm going to pick up double cheeseburgers or something like that I would say honestly you know if it's on if whichever is on your way between work and home that would that would make a difference for me the locker room I never use the locker room I if I have to do anything I usually just go to the bathroom there and then that's I never do anything else in the locker room so that wouldn't be an issue for me and if you only use elliptical and weights then that sounds pretty good yeah yeah I think I don't know if you're really in the need for you know tanning but no well you did see the pictures of me at the 80s party with my well that is true that is true yes but one one experience one experience of the tanning bed and he'll be you know the dark night dark night I will go from being the joker to the dark what happened to Taylor in that picture he's been with the cuban too long I'm now latin by injection he's now latin by injection that's right we've got the latin love okay well that's yeah I need to do something and I obviously I'm not going to the place that I go to now and it seemed like it seemed like it was a nice you know place we'll see I think the only the only appeal of the month to month is that if it's someplace that you go too often and you get in the habit of going maybe after a couple months changing from the month to month to the contract as opposed to doing the contract initially and then you paying for it and you're locked in it and you only go you know the first three weeks and then you dwindle off and going and you're still stuck with the contract I mean if you went for a couple months to see if you get used you know if see if it's a facility like see if it's something that's really cohesive with you and Babalu and wear your houses and everything and then after a couple months of seeing if you know yes I like the flow here I like the machines it's it's really easy to get in and out and I'm really not having a problem with the locker then sign up for the contract I say dive in head first okay dive right in the water is fine well thank you both so much for your you know completely you know contrasting opinions are you even surprised really no not at all not at all I just want to be able to you know see my penis again that's really the only one yeah girls got to have goals the sunrise of your dick thank you thank you for that lord so we attended the theater last night oh yeah how was that oh my god oh my god uh as many other podcasts have done uh Taffy and I and Babalu and Tank all attended a showing of the dye mommy dye starring one miss kevin b as super mean well I will tell you that kevin's performance is so amazingly unbelievable that a couple times in the play him stepping onto stage invoked thunderous applause just him walking onto the stage yeah yeah and the costumes were to say they were amazing the first time kevin came out taffy went jesus christ like i actually gasped it was it was so fabulous and and the second time which he comes out in this red night all of the pictures are on digital meatloaf.com of all the different apets that he wears he comes around the corner and this red i mean he's just this this red wall of red yeah hurricane comes through the door and i did the oh my god it was it was wonderful and the entire cast was great and i just it was so campy and so over the top but fun you know i just i just absolutely loved it i sat there like a couple of times during the performance i thought to myself i'm sitting here with this big stupid grin on my face right now yeah i i one point i i i i even i said to tank we know him you know i mean because it's like one of those things where he is so good in this role where it's it's actually where you're like i know him that is the coolest thing ever because he is just incredible i mean everybody was great but he is so ridiculously good it's it's sick yeah i mean clearly kevin is the i mean i mean it's all about this one right i mean kevin is clearly the star of the show and it was just it was just great and then afterwards we went out for a drink at the savoy which is a bar you know about three blocks down from the uh it's a place it's a bar where boys kiss boys yes uh always an underwear dance on boxes nice kind of good to me and you know little sexy Filipino lesbian girls are bartenders and bra you know not bra and bikini tops and jeans and they make a strong-ass drink yeah they pretty much waved you know a cranberry over my vodka tank was very very pleased with his drink yes he's like this i thought there was a good chance that we were going to watch the two of them go at it draw driving on i4 tank was a little happy it was very happy yeah what was even funnier than watching kevin be Angela Arden was watching tank and i recreate the play for our children today it was fabulous we did kevin well i will tell you they were laughing hysterically just at the sheer idea and then i took them on digital beatloaf and checked on the pictures and they were like oh my god and once again the greatest part of the play kevin bees legs the man has got some he has the hottest legs you've ever seen i mean at one point i leaned over to tank and i went he has got unbelievable legs and he goes i i you're oh my god you're right and i look here at taylor i said is it just me or does the man have great legs and he's like yeah i don't know what it is they are long and lean and muscular and shaved and toned and yeah we should all be so lucky yeah die kevin why do you have to be so perfect kevin how hairy are your legs taffy my legs are smooth my i never had problem with hair on my legs it's my ass that's different but that's getting better so that's all it matters shut up i hate you it's not the hair on my legs it's the hair on my hands hey anyone who knows me personally and by anyone who listens to this i mean drum a little will look at will attest so i don't even feel bad it's peach fuzz it's peach fuzz bitches i would say more kiwi than peach okay kiwi kiwi is fine not anymore though it's now soft and supple like me kiwi do you want to explain quickly why you have a hairy ass uh because i had i had hormone issues after my daughter was born which gave me a hairy butt which isn't very fun but it's true i mean i'm being totally honest and for women who have a hairy butt you understand that it sounds ridiculous that this should be something that is a bothersome thing no it is it's weird i can't explain it but that's you know it is what it is what are you gonna do i know i have a hairy ass too i can't help it but you're a boy hello yes i know well have a hairy ass you don't have hairy legs either i know very arms either he has a hairy chest and back i do not have a hairy back yes he has to have a hairy back he just has this is where the hairy chest where it like crawls over his back a little bit it creates creeping it's definitely trying to get over the wall it's trying to apparently apparently i'm wearing a dickie yes he's not wearing a vest he's wearing a dickie tank tank has a lot of hair on his chest he doesn't have any on his back but he has like a little diamond right at the face of his neck bizarre which i waxed once which he wasn't happy about my ex sprout he had like this random like patch of hair like right between his shoulder blades and that was it no other hair on his back just in that one little patch i would wax that should yeah right yeah don't away yeah well there was something else i was going to talk about from last night and try to think about what it was i don't know it's it's escaped me i guess we'll never know hey you guys it's kevin i just wanted to call and thank you both so much are coming to the show it meant the world to me that you were there and um i was so great meeting baba lu and tank tank tank yeah they are baba is adorable tank is gorgeous um it was just so nice seeing you guys and i can't thank you enough you mean the world to me so i will talk too soon and we definitely owe you a trip so um we're coming your way soon all right let me both bye so rodan yes taylor um i did something last night for the very first time since i have become a resident of the state of florida and what is that i went to a waffle house um i've been a waffle i've never been to a waffle house in the state of florida but i've been to a waffle house in the state of louisiana oh god it's the same thing no no it's the same thing yeah um yeah that was and there's a reason why i've never been to a waffle house but well oh no no rodan he not only got the full waffle house experience we were there at about 130 in the morning so that is the full waffle house experience yeah i'm not quite sure how it was decided that we were going to a waffle house but all i know is pretty much i was very quickly outvoted and i decided i'm just going to you know bear down and pray for daylight and i it's i should have known the first thing that i hear went after the clang of the bells when you first opened the door to the waffle houses here's your one chance fancy don't let me down playing over the jukebox yeah yeah and the three bubbles with their shit kickers and their you know you know kill them all like god sort them out t-shirts sitting over in the corner with their shaved heads and their pickup trucks and i'm thinking yeah i am going to be walking out of here with a bleeding butt well that that that is that is louisiana when we pulled into the driveway i said oh my god there's nothing but trucks and trucks in the parking lot because that's otherwise there was a lot of them too and the way and what did i say right after that i said i said something tells me on the way home all of you're going to be saying tailors you're but still bleeding now yeah that was that was pretty much it so our waitress what was her name brandy she's a fine girl yeah and and taffy had never met about brandy taffy having never met brandy described brandy to a t before we met her mm-hmm no i described her in the car on the way to the waffle house right so hold on let me let me see let me see if i can get it okay i'm sure you can mousey brown hair yes um four you know like five foot four and about one or two teeth in her mouth yes that were a lovely shade of green yes and i am not kidding that was my waitress at the waffle house here they could have used that as a CGI model for the incredible hulk yeah and they and tattoos visible tattoos yes and and teal eyeshadow yes nice the magic green teeth yes she was as nice as she could be but she was she was wonderful and actually sort of i do yeah it was edible yeah what happened was is she's standing there and of course you know as soon as she comes and says can i like to take a drink order and walks away i you know i'm looking at my menu and i just tilted my eyes up toward taylor and he went and stop it don't even i'm just like i said nothing you know but it was obvious that i had just described her when before we walked in so when she came she and tank says yeah but did you see the color of her eyes so when she comes back to the table i said what color are your eyes and she's like well you know they're hazel but these these eyes were like teal i mean they were amazing and i said you have the most beautiful colored eyes i've ever seen and she she didn't start crying but you know how you can tell when women are about to cry when the underneath parts of their eyes turn red and she says thank you she says my husband first off this sentence makes me want to throw up but my husband doesn't allow me to wear eyeshadow that much because he doesn't like it when people tell me that my eyes are pretty oh oh so she turns to walk away and i turn a tank and i go yeah her husband hits her at that point i'm now going to be quiet because now i can't you know there's absolutely nothing you can say to this woman because you just knew the second she started talking about it she was borderline tears i just thought here she is you know it's two o'clock in the morning she's working at waffle house i complimented on her eyes and she's about to cry over it so now he has to die i don't know how but he's going to have to die i'm putting that out in the universe you know now it's valry burt nellie in a lifetime tv exactly valry burt nellie angel the taffy carla i think it's tory no but she was very very nice she took very good care of us and you know she wanted to chitchat with us and everything which was fine and we were quasi on pretty good behavior i mean except for you know taylor every once in a while scream and here's your one chance fancy don't bring me down other than that it was it was fine we had pretty much saying do you have a neon sign in the back that's flinked that blinks please beat me up i don't know where behind me exactly we did order a tank with you well that's yeah that's exactly because again there's eight things on this table i can kill you with go ahead yes so tank goes up to the jukebox and puts in money so the first thing he decide i he decides he's putting in i've got friends in low places by garth brooks no you understand tank hates country music hates it i mean i bet he can't name five country songs i think like the rain by clint black is probably the only one and that's because sisters are mercy performed it at the lower line so that would be the only reason he could probably name that one so he chooses these most random ass songs oh my god what was the other one he chose margarita though i think yeah what else well hold on he's here i was like what did you choose last night of the jukebox the thunder rolls the thunder rolls that's right oh and the lightning strikes and he played fancy again and then friends in low places and then you play a waffle house song no i played uh i don't know but it was ridiculous it was something like r&b like jazz all of a sudden it's like bob seager against the wind no night moves oh no no night moves and christina agulera um beautiful she said in the middle of it i said wait a minute you played the song he goes yes he goes i'm dedicating it to you i said you're dedicating a song about a girl who everyone thinks is ugly but she's gonna stand up to them and tell them all that she thinks she's beautiful to me and he's like oh he goes i had no idea what the words were the song it's just a name it was beautiful and i'm like mm-hmm too little too late he's like yes because i have ever listened to christina agulera song you know he's watched her videos but you know that's only because of the one for candy man because he makes her cherry pop oh he's a one stop cop he makes her cherry pop he's a sweet love and sugar daddy can't even yeah i knew a girl named nicky i guess you could say she was a sex queen rodan on the way home bobaloo and i bonded over making up dirty songs about disney princesses oh and quite frankly they were fabulous in fact i believe bobaloo and i are going to sit down we're going to go to lunch and we're going to write them all down and sell them i don't know where but someplace because they were fabulous they were very and i'm sure you'll have the full support of the wall disney company i'm sure yeah yeah we did we only did bell and aerial but they were fabulous hey so i have a random question about disney princesses i watched at lannis the lost empire today on dvd the first time since i saw it with a double feature with uh taylor and sprout yeah there's about nine things wrong with that santa i could say that the game never entered yeah because we snuck into it lantis after singing after saying tomb writer we did yeah we didn't we saw both movies in the same night and we didn't pay for one of them nice are you sure yes i'm positive because it's the only time in my entire life i've ever done that i've only done that one time and i thought i'd only done that one time i didn't realize i'd also done that with you all right i'm sorry go ahead no it's fine but i was watching the technically kita the woman in um alanis is a disney princess but they don't include her on anything do they we know why and she's ethnic because that movie didn't make any money no it didn't i know but it's a lot better than i thought it was than i remembered it being so again there's nine things wrong with that sentence because we'd also seen laura croft numerator that same day so we've seen a lot of action archaeology in that day yeah i've never seen either one of those movies so i have no idea what you're talking about but i'm sure they're fabulous okay so voicemails i have no idea i would love to know but i don't know now i'm going to have to go look at lana's is the call that elana's the last empire yeah okay who is the who is the voice of the bad guy in that was that james gardener oh yes it is yes it is commander lyle yeah yep that is james gardener and apparently learned nimoi wasn't it i knew that it was michael j fox was the main guy and jim bernie and david agen steyers isn't he the guy from mash yeah he's cogs worth two yeah right yes that's right now and michael jay wow i remembered a lot more about that movie than i thought yeah you did well i just was because it's curious because the only ethnic princess currently is jasmine well i'm jasmine esmeralda pocajones oh yeah i guess okay so they include elsmeralda but they don't include kita again because her numbers weren't high enough yeah that's good point but anyways voicemail you don't mess i'm into two mojito so far leave me alone oh there we go okay okay he's already had his fantastic voyage under the sea he didn't need to talk about lana's anymore all right i also watch alison the alison wonderland but that's alison the wonderland i know that was on the x-tube yes and let me just tell you how many times the phrase oh yeah oh yeah without her last night in the car about 500 yes we were quoting pns which by the way i never mentioned in the last episode that ricki came to visit uh bobaloo and i last week oh really ricki yeah hi ricki yeah he came and we took him to hibana cafe and then we went to uh pet smart because i needed to buy stuff at pet smart ricki come visit me oh you weren't around i know he wanted to have lunch with you but you weren't around he drove all the way from lakeland to st pettersburg so he can go to pet supermarket that's good that's a good friend that's love now he went all the way from lakeland to st pettersburgs that he could have pet smart with taylor and bobaloo exactly yes that's the gift that keeps on giving that there you go do you guys have sex with him because it is the gift that keeps on giving that's the gift that keeps on coming it's not you and syphilis anyway vlogcast without a voicemail song what we need to do the only podcast without a voicemail song we need to record one i was going to say maybe we can uh there's any if there are any listeners out there that would like to make a voicemail song for us please do i i would not be opposed to playing it on the show seeing what the people think about it it's voicemail i think i think we should have tapi singing voicemail song like kevin b sings for uh q cast okay what i'm going to do is which when she just said it's voicemail which now i just did it too fuck um i'm going to post that as a as a single file at the end of this episode anybody that wants to mix tapi singing its voicemail into a song feel free send it to us if you want to do a dance remix that's okay you want to put it behind some smooth jazz that's okay some african tribal music 70s porn excellent by the way speaking speaking of 70s porn and dance music where we're never gonna get the voicemail excuse me excuse me where are we going this Saturday where are you going this Saturday where the hepatitis is gonna fall out of the nose onto us uh we're going to see george michael that's right see i'm so jealous if you got you guys get to do everything now and i'm stuck here in lonely louisiana we're sorry bitches you can watch steel magnolia reruns you have that yeah and i went to a cost plus market world marketplace over the weekend yay yeah tell one the trigger takes a gun mill in the mouth okay back to your cycle so yes we're going to no oh all right voicemail i have no no go ahead go ahead i don't think we're going to have time to do voicemail now because we're like 27 minutes already so go ahead those two voices are more important than george michael wait wait a minute what are you guys going to go see george michael saturday okay i just want to make sure that you were going to be calling me at like eight forty five central time going we're not taping so we're still hanging out george michael um i assure you if on sunday night at eight forty five we are hanging out with george michael so it's been on a coke bender we will be taping as in the i-tob and it will be thank you for joining part of my co-pilot with host the secret is out and george michael that is how taffy lost all of her weight she's just like coke bender with george michael every couple months exactly exactly you just thought that was splendid in my team no mixing coke tea i need to take the girls to cheerleading let me just do one more line up this key look at the good i do god okay our first voicemail is from luna and she gives us some helpful information about uh a product out there that apparently all of us need all righty hi guys my name is luna i've been listening for a while um i've just never called in i'm calling from william's work Virginia i'm in the middle of listening to your most recent podcast um and taffy asked the question do they have minty lube and i don't know about lube but um i can't tell you that they do have um minty flavoring this stuff called good head gel sure that all three of you have heard of it but just remind you yes they do have minty good head gel they also have cinnamon and strawberry cherry pina colada all sorts of good stuff anyway just want to let you know have a good day bye do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain do you know what though i have actually and this is sick and wrong many many many years ago we owned the cinnamon and if you blew on it it got hot and apparently really the mint if you blow on it it gets cold too but tank reminded me because he was listening to the voice mail with me and he goes we had that stuff we had the cinnamon stuff and i was like really he goes yeah don't you remember he goes when you'd rub it on and you'd blow on it he goes then it would turn hot i'm like oh my god that's right so see now i remember that stuff it seemed a little bit different though with the whole good head gel because i don't remember if being specifically for good head but well maybe the maybe the good held but you are the good head experts so i will trust whatever you say actually speaking of experts right and what's a good lube oh i don't know i've been experimenting and i haven't really found one that i really like well what's one that you've liked in the past i always end up with like astroglide even though i don't like it uh uh why don't you guys like astroglide what's the problem i put that from a couple different people what is the problem with astroglide let's do a community service i hear the swiss nadie is pretty good swiss nadie i'm rating it down are you are you are you in need of some good lube oh wait we are in need of some lube and we've been using the astroglide again this this goes under tmi i'm aware of that we're about ky where i'm a redhead later on saying that i do tmi um ky we we've noticed oh god no ky oh jesus oh yeah i know i've noticed that astroglide tends to sort of get sticky after a few minutes yes and that seems to be kind of against the whole purpose of lube yeah look at tacky elmer's glue that's how it feels after a few minutes that's a that's oh no okay where does one get swiss nadie you probably don't know online yeah you can order it online or you can go to your local triple x shop even though i couldn't find it when i went to the one um but i went to in lake county um okay i'll have to i'll have to keep an eye out for it when i'm doing my sunday shopping throwing things throwing things at my basket that i've got hooked over my forearm it's a walk and i'm down the aisles of my local xtc adult supercenter okay here's my question to you and no one be gross i'm really asking a real question can you use things like coconut oil or sunflower oil or anything like that or no you shouldn't you should not use oil when using condoms because it breaks down the latex oh so you have to use water-based lubricants uh oh thank you see i was unaware and that was our public brought public broadcasting messages well i shit i worked in the hiv field for five years so i that's been burned into my butter is an oil-based okay apparently you can use anything oil-based because it breaks down whatever the spermicide that's on condoms no it breaks down the actual latex it breaks down the actual latex they recommend not use yeah based see you're even educated tonight yes but you don't want to use spermicidal lubricant on condoms for anal sex correct poor luna had no idea this is going to open up this conversation but you called you need to have some sort of assisting jams and jellies i prefer raspberry of course you do moving on moving on moving on um our next message is from joe and dallas hi dailor tassie and rodan this is joe from dallas and i was just calling because i am a huge fan now i just started downloading episodes and i'm working my way through them all and you all crack my shit up every week i love you all um i am just as excited as i'm sure taylor and taffy are that um we have a new season of project runway coming up in just a couple of days and i hope they're enjoying so you think you can dance and i really like that just wanted to call and say i love you all and you make my drive to work just that much more fun although i am running the risk of like an accident each and every episode i do not know what i really would have done the episode or the episode before the kimzam or episode with the revelation about taylor so um yeah i was about to die gasping for air and trying to keep the car on the road so um keep up the fantastic work and um love y'all bye james what was that that was the mary murphy scream oh that was me bleeding out of my ears but thank you jesus yeah okay he just had another martini another uh mojito i predict that the final four on so you think you can dance will be twitch okay i predict that the final four so you think you dance will be yes what is your prediction joshua joshua shall see and um katie i think this week uh courtney and the little semi-asian boy yeah they're going the one yeah i hope twitch wins courtney so what do you really i do i hope twitch wins i really do i think personality yeah i'm a big i like him most twitch and katie are my favorite yeah i the whole though when he was in the bottom two the whole like collapsing thing yeah it seemed a little that's a little melodrama yeah yeah so that that i kind of i took um bridge with uh i also thought that the correct person went home on project runaway this week absolutely yes oh we have another teaser from peter oh good shit i gotta play that um okay well we'll throw that in right now okay hello everybody it is i peter from it and to georgia also known as epilonius and i just want to let you know that i have completed my second project runway scrappy for the second project runway season five episode so i'm going to go ahead and play a few clips from it to try and pick your interest and if you are interested in downloading the entire show come on over to my website at epilonius.net e p i l o n i o u s and you'll be able to find it in the same kernel area as my they don't know podcast look forward to seeing you there in here the clips i think i finally came up with the funny name i want to call him considering the fact that he seems to like you know be into ironic fifties throwback chic looks i am go and also a lot of his creations have been very loud i am going to end up calling him p-wee merman it starts with suede calling himself from the third person and it's driving me nuts and that's it for this project runway scrappy teaser i want thank you very much for listening and head on over to epilonius.net to hear the rest if you want to bye so yes um yeah project runway great oh so you think you dance so you think you dance seem to go fast this season yes it did very very fast you know and joe from delis sounds kind of cute and i think it's funny that he mentioned the whole the episode before he is kim zimmer oh god that's right yeah we have a lot of uh old new listeners thinking about old episodes and uh we're going to get to somebody else who's actually listening to us backwards actually we'll talk about him right now this is uh patrick from normal hello taylor rodan and the indomitable taylor carl patah patah patah oh darn oh damn i can't believe i screwed this up let me start again hello taylor rodan and the indomitable catty carlile huffington i am a new listener this is patrick from normal uh i'm catching up on your podcast i'm currently downloading them backwards and listening to them i'm up to number sixty one uh i have uh become the regular semi-permanent temporary special guest host of uh don't quit your day job with melonie and jerry and i'm enjoying that very much and have come to your podcast through dares and through dilates for homo and we're mean because you're stupid and i'm really enjoying listening to you guys i got in trouble backstage during the show last night my one small scene that i'm actually off during the show i was listening to you on my ipod and uh laughed out loud really loud uh so i'm going to have to not do that backstage while the show's running so uh keep up the great work i will continue to listen thanks mike okay where the hell's normal yeah i don't know either that you would uh you would have no idea show him oh and he also said that he's he's doing um he was in a show and he was listening he laughed out loud what show is he doing yes we at the pattas makupa love theater musical theater you is the put a makupa lot what don't have to get me off makupa and we have you been drinking and we always encourage getting in trouble at work yes absolutely hello although at times we kind of thrive on well those of us who have real jobs well of course of course yes but no what show are you in you must email us and tell us i like the fact they called you indomitable in the indomitable yes i think abominable was what he was trying to go for because like the snowman she too has a hairy ass that better not be cover art better not be the big white snowman from that stupid christmas show with a big giant gnashing heap oh god i'm telling you right now mr taylor the latte boy all right yes okay all right we also have we we also got schooled on the ways of uh the power ballad yes we were owned yes from mr bjorn hey taylor pappy road and um this bjorn from dallas and i need to correct carrying a power ballad because you obviously don't understand what a power palad is power ballad is a ballad sung by traditional hard rock metal band it breaks into it you know every rose has it's learned by poison you know these are songs meant to get you pussy period simple here's some other examples when i look into your eyes by firehouse more than words by extreme heaven by warrant and to be with you by mr bae junior high dance songs i mean come on give me your power bills madonna not a power ballad heavy metal rock band hard rock band defines it that's it thanks keep it up bye i did i not mention kiss singing best to me that is a hard rock band that is or you know rock and roll band singing a slow song so you need to go back and listen sir but i don't think good day sir very that is very soft doesn't have that whole power the songs the songs that he listed are very with like the guitar behind it and there's very like that bam you know i just don't then shut up i i i wouldn't agree that that would be shut up i would agree that that would be a power ballad all right fine you're right as always yes yes i know yeah i'll never be uttered again so Bjorn and joe from dallas are both in dallas um dude next time i go down i need to make sure that i managed to meet every like melonie and everyone else in dallas and maybe melonie can go home and joe and Bjorn and i can have some fun when you go to dallas will you be taking the train could be pulling a train because i'm starting to feel a slut bays coming on so all aboard exactly you're starting to feel a slut phase coming on yes it feels a little bit like a slight cold jeez he gets the sniffles but not in his nose he gets that post nasal drip but not in his nose okay um we have i'm going to put these two together in uh that we have messages from ramble redhead and christina in washington okay hey guys it's christina in one at u washington and i'm just going to say hi and check in and um and just to say that i saw the video from the gay days and oh my god verdon is so cute um cute as in a hochihuahua he's hot not cute and oh look there's a puppy um and i agree with mesa completely that the target gift card idea of yours miss taffy carlow huffington was fantastic and it must definitely be a tradition and uh that's it um i hope that taylor's penis is doing better for the area just above it and uh i'm gonna oh i have one more episode i'm behind one episode so you guys may have already talked about it but i'm going to get caught up and i'll talk to you later bye hello pod is my colopolic people this is ramble redhead just want to give you a good call and let you know that i listened to these episodes and overall i thought it was very good but i have to say that it listened to the very first part with taylor and his little um problem i felt that that belonged in the tma department too much information but anyway i wish you guys all the best i love your program and uh the show i did with taffy won't be coming up very very soon so i just wanted to give you the heads up and let you guys know and uh i love your program and uh you guys tell the rock so take care um not that you know anybody else necessarily asked and i appreciate the fact that you both commented on my blade yes it's doing much better that's all i'm going to say about it but congratulations to ramble redhead because ramble redhead was chosen to be the guest host on episode 69 did the i guess we don't have to talk about that now we can talk about that later oh we were talking about ramble redhead so i was doing a segway oh okay segway but we're not done with the voice house so you can't segway beautiful listen to the little giggle i made a dand i gave i gave her a dand good giggle look at the game dude he called me cute not puppy dog cute but cute why don't you go bomb out or something like that christine was drunk when she left he's drunk while he's taping that's exactly how else am i supposed to take you to i'm glad she liked the gay days yes uh with extra swiss tv apparently because i'm getting fucked one fair or another yeah no no no no he does for a bit stronger than i was are you kidding this is the funniest he's been in months the hell kind of hit me at once he's probably getting plowed while he's recording no that's you miss taffy come on once once what what you'll have to tell your story later wow okay uh we also have a message from Alex from crazy teen drama hello pailer taffy and redan this is Alex from crazy teen drama which is just going to be a blog because i'm literally broke anyway that's another story um love the show you guys are awesome and taffy i can totally relate with that lady at applebee's one of my friends is unfortunately like her and she thinks the world revolves around her and she never shuts up but somehow we still love her and are still friends with her because it's like how you guys are still friends with karen and john goodman anyway keep up the good work like great name by the way yeah yeah yeah great name that explains um twenties yeah i'd expect that it's crazy teen drama not crazy 20s drama fuck you crazy it's tough fucking drama not crazy 20s sorry so okay okay well it's it i wrote down would when we would relive once i don't know what that means i know do what my note means you guys talk about it and maybe we'll trigger something i have no idea i just she just mentioned the lady the obnoxious lady that was uh at applebee's or a chilis when you guys were dropping off a little subject in a camp yeah oh okay well no i'll say something then all right count me on okay all right we were taping this whole time but i still love the chilis and i still love crazy people i just hate people who are stupid so alex joins me in my quest but she joins me in the quest of hating stupid people specifically stupid women so huzzah huzzah huzzah so next week next week is the infamous episode 69 the episode that will finally tell the john goodman story now have you guys like practice that do you guys know how you're gonna tackle it no we wanted to be organic we want it to flow yeah which is why we did a timeline two days ago but but we didn't like practice what we were gonna say that's no but we wanted to make sure that we didn't do as we off do in stories but wait wait you left a part out you left right right that's going to happen you know at least 25 yeah it's totally going to happen but we have not only nessa from me because you're stupid but our winner of our contest as tappy said before she was supposed to uh ramble redhead so yeah this will be the first time that nessa and i have been on the same show yeah and ramble redhead said he wanted to have all three of us he what we said we were going to have it on our show and this will be the first time he sat all three of us at once he wanted to have all three of us at once oh well okay there you go as as do many so sick individuals thinking about thinking about michael and kevin for a minute sorry i just had to take a second for myself hey speaking of nessa she just i am me on skype so she said who did nessa she said to uh say hi and to give you her love why is she not showing up on my skype thing i don't know she doesn't like you she's not your friend oh yeah she is she is totally showing up our thing i will have to talk to her after we're done um by the way we need to give a very very very special thank you because this morning when tank woke up he comes stumbling out in his you know we got to bed at 3 30 last night and i woke up of course you know tendle aid but he woke up at like i don't know 9 30 or something he comes down he goes woman are you making cookies and i said no i'm not making cookies and he says 9 30 in the morning he goes why does the house smell like cookies and i'm like i have a candle burning and he's like okay it the whole entire house smells like you've been baking all morning and i'm like well that's i love that smell that's why i have the reason i bake so we must thank our lovely lovely listener mandi i was i was going to say the name of her company but that is fine um the candle the candle is fantastic i got the sugar cookie from her it is unbelievable i do not smell things very well but if i get right over it i can definitely tell and it does smell like cookies and both of the girls loved it too so it it would burn in our house all day it burned for probably 12 hours yeah it's from circleecandals.com i wrote in there's a candle waiting here for you that i'm going to mail to you it's it's i got you um mandi asked what everybody would like and i know that taffy likes the baked goods you know the baked goods i got fresh apples which uh bobaloo came in the other night after i lit i lit it and he was just like oh my god it smells amazing in here and i got you um spiced uh spiced cake sweet i really like it they're double whipped nice the two wicks that sounds dirty two flakes i didn't say double penetration yeah no it's it's amazing circleecandals please go there check them out they're amazing and once again thank i was i had that on my notes to thank mandi um mandi thank you very much for your very generous you know why because mandi she's a fine girl that's brandy she's a fine girl i know all right we are over an hour which means michael will not be pleased so we need to read this yeah i know please michael will not be pleased um yeah as always you can go to our blog which is pot is my co-pilot at jim no you can go to our blog which is pot is my co-pilot.com you can go to our email or write us an email oh my god i'm fucking this up pot is my co-pilot at gmail.com call our listener line at 206 202 5165 and you can be our friends at my space which is myspace.com/pot is my co-pilot or join our facebook group which is okay so i love pot is my co-pilot yay next week is episode 69 it's going to be a big week it may actually be delayed by a day or two just because we're going to have so many people on the show it's a little bit extra editing for me but we will get it out as soon as possible um be prepared to be do not eat do not eat while listening now when i said i was going to say do not eat when listening to the show you're like no no no you're you're it's it's too much hype it's too much hype yes but you know what after thinking about it you were correct do not do not eat while listening yeah and we will remind you all before the show again too if you're eating cereal put it down while you're listening to the show all right loves well have a lovely week yes and we will all see you real soon this is Taylor and Taffy and rudan have a good week everybody bye bye tall bitches okay you have to come up with something every week that is something bitches okay chow bitches oh you already said one you already said tall bitches fine save chow bitches for next week all right bye everybody it's voicemail it's voicemail