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PiMC: Episode 66 - My Jaw'sTired, or I'm Pregnant With Your Ass Babies...
It's a cyst free episode, but a long one this week! Taffy's stupid, The Joys of Pineapple, Rodan takes a trip to Avenue Q, Taylor was on call (again), So You Think You Can Dance, Cheesy Power Ballads, Voicemail, and Taffy goes unsupervised on the web and has to pour bleach in her eyes. We finish the show with a song that Taffy and Taylor looove love love - you may want to avoid it if your lactose intolerant! These Dreams Go On When We Close Our Eyes......we are Pod Is My Copilot.
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(upbeat music) - You're listening to Pot-As-My-Co pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. (upbeat music) - You're listening to episode 66 of Pot-As-My-Co pilot with your host for this evening, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello. Rodin. - Hello. - And last but certainly not least, the ever caffeinated Taylor the Latte Boy. - Taffy has a story where she was dumb. (laughing) - What? (laughing) - The story that you said you weren't gonna tell, I want you to tell it. - Oh. - I don't remember what story that was. - The story you told me right as I was leaving your house like an hour ago. - I don't remember what story that was. (laughing) - Okay, we can do this one of two ways. You can tell the story, or I can tell the story. - Refresh my memory. - You were in the garage. - Really? Must we? Must we go there? Damn it. - Oh, and by the way, ladies and gentlemen, this will be a cyst-free episode. (laughing) - Yay. - Yay. All of our listeners who are a touch concerned. (laughing) - I've got at least another three weeks before I start my period again. - Well, this will map fucking fantastic. - My favorite was Ness's comment. I didn't need to hear about your bloody dick. (laughing) - Yeah, that was great. All right, tell the story. Okay, so perhaps this wasn't my brightest moment. I was out in the garage trying to repair one of those ridiculous things you buy from Target that are like those cork boards with a thin back and the little, you know, 89 cent wood molding that they have the wood nail holding the two together. Except I had tanks, industrial, have to plug it in, shoot a staple through your forehead, staple gun. (laughing) - Yeah. - So the backing, the cardboard backing, or the cardboard with the cork board shit, I don't know what it's called. It was, you know, it kept separating from the border, the molding because I didn't have it, you know, wood glued and then with a vice grip and all that other stuff like you're supposed to. I was trying to do something I normally don't do which is the quick fix. Normally I try to take the time to do it the correct way but in this case I was just trying to get it hung back on the wall and it was pissing me off. And so I took my hand and I propped it up against the bottom to hold the backing onto the border and I stapled the cork board to the back of my hand. Oh no, like actually threw the cork board all the way into the back of my hand to where this gets even better. It's, you know, this is last week and tanks still asleep and the girls are still asleep and I'm in the garage because, you know, it's 730 and home improvement needs to happen at this hour. And I'm thinking, I have to walk into my house with a three foot, you know, cork board attached to my hand because I can't, I mean, it was in, it was in there and I'm thinking, oh, you fucking kidding me. So, and what's really bad is the angle it was in, I couldn't drop my hand, shut up. I couldn't drop my hand because if I did, then the weight of the cork board would pull and the staple was pulling with it, which, you know, not pretty. So, I have to like wedge myself holding the cork board through the laundry room door into the kitchen to get the flat head screwdriver. Oh, well, my puppy decided to say hello. To get the flat head screwdriver to in one quick movement, ripping off the band-aid type mentality of pop and it just pulled it out. Now, what I was really lucky is the fact that there is a main vein that goes through the back of your hand and I was literally a centimeter away from it. So, once it came out, of course, I keep a bag of peas in my freezer for my daughter's knees because of cheerleading. So, I just popped it on it and it bruised and is lovely and I, it looks like I've been bit by a vampire because I have the two puncture wombs but I didn't need stitches or anything and it's, you know, it makes for a good podcast story. So, really, it's worth it in the long run but, but what's really funny is on the back of the cork board is, you know, a blood stain. So, my daughters have that to look forward to when they're hanging there, you know, build a bear certificate or whatever, they're gonna put on their gorg board. So, yeah. And this is, and all the stems from the fact that as punishment to my eldest daughter who needed to earn $10, I made her completely gut and clean out their office and when she was, you know, in a rage of, oh my God, my mother, so me, I can't believe she's making me actually do something for money, she knocked over the cork board and broke it. So, ultimately, if I had not made her do that, I would not have stapled my hand. - Well, why didn't she assign her the project to fix it? - Oh, yes, 'cause that would have ended well. No, I mean, it was-- - You have met Lollipop, haven't you? - Thank you. So, now it was fine. And so, yeah, that's my stupid story of the week and I don't have many of them, but when I do, they're usually, you know, stupid, so. - Ergo, the name story of the week. - Speaking of Lollipop, she's at the University of Georgia this week. She, what, am I not supposed to tell that? - No, do you want to give everybody your schedule as to where she is and what should we be doing? - By the time this comes out, she'll be gone, but she's there for a-- - She's staying at the double dream. - Exactly, she's staying at the dream. - Her room number is. - No, she's there for, to meet with the history professor and to meet with cheerleading coaches and all that good stuff, she's there for a couple of days. And it makes me sad because it means that the reality of her going to school is closer and closer, which is disgusting, but that's fine. I have Taylor to keep me happy. - Well. - Well. - I'm so sorry. - You poor, poor bitch. (laughing) - We did, we had a lovely dinner tonight. - We did, we had a really nice time. It was very last minute, as Taffy said, Lollipop is in Georgia right now and the littlest Huffington and Tank are at Disney World today. So she's like, let's get together for dinner. So I'm in, okay, sure. So we went over to Hyde Park, which is completely different from where, when you were here, Rodin, it looks completely different now. Yeah, I mean, it's still the same, but a lot of the big stores have closed and now it's a little more of like the little mom and pop places. - Okay. - And we ate at a really good, what was the name of it? - I don't know. - Tapanos, Taipanos, something? - I think it was Taipanos, or I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know. - Sure, yeah, yeah. - It was across the street from the old AMC theater. This is fascinating for people who don't live in Tampa, right now. It was Chop House and I had a really good steak and we both had the martinis tonight. - Yes, we did. - I had a Hollywood martini because it was the gayest thing on the martini video. - Hollywood. - It was pineapple rum with black raspberry liqueur and little pieces of pineapple in it. - Which apparently, apparently if you eat pineapple, it makes your spunk taste good, which I wasn't aware of. But he's like, "Oh good, I'm having pineapple." That means my spunkle taste good later. And I went, "What?" (laughing) - Now, does that work for women too? Does it make your coz smell better? (laughing) - Not smell better. - Because you like peanut coladas and getting caught in the rain. (laughing) Again, as I said before, I make sure that my business smells of lavender and I can just brush. I don't have a need to put a Yankee candle, tropical sunset, air freshener down there, but whatever. - Speaking of that, can I say possibly the funniest thing that Babaloo said all weekend? And it has something directly to do with what you just said. - That your spunk doesn't smell good? - No, well, he spent most of the weekend here and Saturday morning, we may have, - Did things? - Bounchica, Bounwell. And when it was over, like before we started, we had ushered all of the dogs out of the room because we don't need an audience of, you know, bug eyes staring at us at the edge of the bed. And so then when, you know, he opened the door to let the dogs back in after everything was done. You know, the dogs come in and, of course, you do the thing that I know that Taffy, you do where you sort of give the dogs voices of where, you know, you're like, "Hey, where's what's going on in here?" And all that sort of stuff. So I, of course, said, you know, Rocco comes in and I went, "Hey, guys, what have you been doing?" And he said in the same voice, "It smells like shame and bacon in here right now." - It smells like rice. - Shame and bacon. - Oh, she does. (laughing) - That is great. - It laughed so hard. I said, "That's going on the podcast." Bobaloo was like, "You have to get me credit for it." I'm like, "Done, just, I have to say it." - I believe that if your bedroom smells like that, then perhaps a little laundry is in need. - Yeah, right? - Yeah. - Or some showers, one of the other ones. - Wow. - Of the point, ever mind. (laughing) - We know. - So, so, Avenue Q, let's hear about it. Let's hear all about Dallas. - Dallas was great. Well, the first part of the story starts about 11, and I won't take us to Minneapolis, I promise. - Okay. - But, Friday night, I was, Friday night, I was getting ready and packing and just kind of relaxing and trying to figure out what to do. So, it gets to be like 11 o'clock. The, the Butler's working, and he texts me, he's like, "I have something to tell you." I'm like, "God damn it." - I'm pregnant. - Yeah, right? Now that couldn't be possible. Not because we're both men, but because we haven't had butt sex. - I'm pregnant with your ass, babies. (laughing) - You pretty much text it. - I don't represent 66 ladies. (laughing) - I have a couple friends, his ass looks like they're pregnant anyway, but go on. - So, yeah, so he texted me and essentially fails. Says that he has to work all weekend and he can't get out of it and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, it's 11 o'clock on a Friday night, and I'm just like, I'm miserable about it and pissed off, and I just thought, I'm just gonna go by myself and whatever. So, I get up Saturday, I head towards Dallas, and I talk to Taylor at some point during the day and mentions the fact that Melanie's in Dallas and I should give her a call and I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking, you know, if I'm just gonna take someone, I should really take Gooney. 'Cause him and I were dating when the tickets first went on sale, so I'm like, okay, I'll call Gooney in a little bit, right? I forget, as soon as I have that thought, I completely forget about it. And then coincidentally, I stopped to get gas in Bozier where he lives, Asfrape City. And... (laughing) - I'm sure the Bozier Chamber of Commerce has that on there. - I was gonna say, President's of Bozier, you can e-mail, Rodie. (laughing) - We've talked about Asfrape City before, but I call him from the gas station. (laughing) So, I call him from the gas station, literally less than a half mile from his house, and say, hey, do you wanna come to Dallas? Or what do you do later today? He's like, ah, aren't you in Dallas? I said, well, I'm headed there. Do you wanna come with? And he's just like, ah, ah, I just woke up, and I said, well, get ready. And so, and like, yeah, I gave him 15 minutes to get ready. - That's a good friend, though, honestly. Someone who will be up and ready in 15 minutes, that's good. - For, yeah, for a weekend away, it's gonna look good. - I was gonna say, to get for a free trip to Dallas. - Yeah, so I mean, he didn't have to pay for anything, and I told him, I said, listen, I was gonna pay for everything anyways. You know, let's just hit, you hit the road, and let's go. So, he obliged me for me a whisking him off to Dallas, and we went to this a steakhouse called Texas de Brazil, and I think they have one in Orlando now, but it's a Brazilian steakhouse. - Were they cut, cut, shaved the meat? - You guys have done those, right? - Oh, yeah, those are awesome. - Yeah, love them. It was like heaven, and, you know, $180 later, you know. - That's not bad. - And, no, it wasn't, actually. Well, it was just for the two of us. And he doesn't eat meat. - So you took him to a Brazilian steakhouse? - We already have reservations. - All it is is men walking around with big giant skewers of beef, and meat, and lamb, and duck, and chicken, and pork. - Yeah. - Was he like about to throw up? - Yeah, he was good. He ate, like, one little salad from, like, the big salad bar downstairs. You know, the big-- - Yeah, oh, yeah. - With that. Sushi and all the other stuff, he ate. He had one, eat a big little salad. I'm like, God damn it. - I've been in lots of bars where there's been guys walking around with big hunks of meat. (laughing) - We were in a restaurant this evening that there were mid-walking around with big hunks of meat. Hello. - All right, hello. So wait a second, so the $180, you were the majority of the $180? - Well, I had to pay for like a salad bar only for him, which was like, still like, like $30 a plate, so. And we had like six drinks between the two of us. Me having four and him having two, but so what? - So did-- (laughing) - Because, you know, we're driving to Dallas. Whoo! (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no. We walked from the parking garage where the Bass Performance Hall is, to Texas to Brazil, which is like six blocks away, which doesn't sound so bad. And so you realize, in Florida, it's a wet heat. Louisiana, it's a wet kind of humid heat in Texas. It's like-- - It's dry, dry. - You are in the fucking broiler. - Yep, and plus, you're in Dallas, so you have city blocks. So there are two wisest along, yeah. - Yeah, not fun. - So did you meet up with Melanie? - No, I didn't get a chance to because, well, hold on, 'cause we went to the show, you know, walked back into the show, and we were freaking exhausted, but we went to a sports bar anyways, that night, and drank way too much beer, and then, we went back to the hotel, and I just, I crashed, and Gooney got sick. I don't know if it's from the beer, or from his little plate of salad, or if he was already getting sick, or what, but he was sick all day Sunday. - Or the shame after you, you know, made him put up, put out for-- - The free dinner? - The free dinner. - You could have a free weekend as long as you're licking my ass at some point. (laughing) As long as that tongue is in my bung hole, everything's free. - It's gonna cost you, but not in greenbacks, but brownbacks. (laughing) - Yeah, so-- - So how was Avenue Q? - Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God. Because, if you guys listen to the soundtrack, right? - Of course. - And, I mean, the show is funny, and the most of the show's on the soundtrack, but the parts, you know, they just really add a lot of personality to it, and it's really like watching an episode of "Assesame Street," real-- - No, not really. - Right in front of you. Yeah, well, I admit, like, just all the interactions and how they interact with each other, it's like real muppets, you know, with all the personality and everything, so it was just hilarious watching two puppets have sex in various positions in the middle of the show. It was just amazing, amazingly bizarre, and I was, like, at the edge of my seat the whole time, and it was wonderful, and about 10% of the audience walked out during intermission. - And did you-- - Really? - I was gonna say, 'cause my favorite song and the whole thing is if you were gay. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, it's just the whole thing is, and mixtape. - Yeah. (laughs) Well, for those of you who have no idea what we're talking to, run to iTunes right now and look up AvenueCUBE because it's fantastic. - Oh, yeah, oh my God. I mean, it takes a little while to understand, yeah, but it's just really, really fun, and we have a bunch of pictures with the cast members after we're the show, and I'll be posting those, or trying to edit those and post those, 'cause damn, I really need some help in trying to figure out what to dress for social occasions, 'cause I look like a cow in all those pictures 'cause this shirt, the shirt that I wore was like, three sizes too big, it's just all everywhere. - Well, when you wear a white shirt with big black splotches on it, what do you expect? (laughs) This shirt comes in Holston, and you know-- - And Guerns-- - When you have horns and wear a big brass belt around your neck. - Well, excuse me, he is in Dallas. That is appropriate. - So yes, but are the utters really appropriate? - Yeah, right. Hey, hey, hey, don't make fun of my man boobs. My boobs. - Nice. - You made fun of my man boobs last week! - I make funnier man boobs on my-- - Yeah, but yours are funny. - Yes. They're not funny, they're voluptuous. (laughs) - I guess they're hilarly glottary. - They are gurvy. - Decolage. (both laugh) - So, and then we went to IKEA. Not just to the bathroom, actually. We went to IKEA. - You actually got to go. - Yes. - I'm very proud. - And poor Gooney, I drag Gooney, sick as a dog. We have to stop like every 20 minutes so he can go to the bathroom. - Aw. - And I still drive him to IKEA. So he was a really good sport. - Did you buy anything for my kid? - Yeah, I bought a rug, three lamps, or five lamps, 'cause I didn't realize there were two lamps in each little bucket, and some other little kitchen stuff. I enjoyed watching the video of your house. - Yeah. - Yes, I enjoyed that very much. I left my thoughts and comments, but I enjoyed that very much. - Yes, I saw that. And I appreciate Taylor editing that for me. - Oh, no problem. - Adding his funny. - Adding his flayer. - Yes. - Wait, okay, have you seen "Office Space"? - Yeah, okay. - Taylor has not seen "Office Space". - How's that been? - I know, I don't know. - We have talked about this on the show before. - I know, but it still kills me. 'Cause I kind of m'd the boss. - Mmm, yeah, I can't even do it. - No, that's not good. - Mmm, okay, yeah. - Mmm, okay, yeah. - No, the best part about-- - I can kind of be there. - I have said this to Taylor. I said, I don't care if you ever watch the show, but you have to watch, there's one scene, and you'll know exactly what scene I'm talking about that involves the printer. I mean, that involves-- (laughing) - I said, I said, I don't care if you ever watch the movie, 'cause you have to watch the scene. - I think of Taylor every time I see that part of the movie. - I do too! I told him that. You have to watch the scene because when you see it, I said the same thing to Babaloo, Babaloo is like, you're absolutely right. I said, that's the quintessential scene you must see. So it's just, it's wrong. Movie night, movie night at the Huffington house. We have a movie room for that exact purpose. Damn it. - For me to come over and watch Office Space? - For you to come over and for you to partake in movies, yes. - Yes, 'cause you need to watch and understand the flare. - You need to understand the flare, yes. It's great, I'm telling you. - So Taylor, anything new with you? - No. (laughing) I was on call all weekend, it was miserable because you feel like you're on death patrol? - Well, kind of, yeah. And most of the business that I had to do, the patient was not, I didn't get to poke the patient yet, they were still in the process of dying, they hadn't completely died. So it was more the going and talking with family and offering them support, or we have the one family where they're fighting, so I have to go in and play referee and pretty much tell the one to cowboy up and help out. And it wasn't a lot of fun. And they, of course, I have pretty much half of the county as my territory that I have to be on call for. Swear to God, five of the six were in the opposite corner of where I live in the county. - Oh, that was us. - Back and forth, back and forth. Literally round trip every time it was 40 miles. - Gone. So you were the coward of the county? - I don't know what that means, but okay. - It's some country song by Kenny Rogers. I can do like five country songs, give me a break, that's one I can name. - You got to know when to hold on. Know when to fold on. - That's the game more actually. - Know when to walk away. - Know when to run. - Know when to run. (laughing) - I noticed that Mr. Rodan has been posting video from the So You Think You Can Dance. - I liked the Bollywood dancing. - I loved it. - I didn't do the Bollywood. Like literally two seconds for a dance after they were done dancing, I had, I chat was ringing and I committed. He was like, "Oh my God, tell me you watched it." And I was like, "I bet the only dance I saw." He was like, "That was incredible." Yeah, it was really, they are my two favorite dancers. - Oh yeah, I did not think I was gonna like Katie that much and I am totally in love with her. - No, no, no, no, no. He has a rocking ass. Let's get real. - He does have rocking ass, but I don't know. I kind of felt bad for Thane getting kicked off 'cause they were just really-- - Oh God, that's not me. - I mean, no, they needed to go, both of them were horrible. She was awesome. - You know, comfort's back. - What? - She's back this week. Something that happened to the other girl. - What? - Huh? - Yeah, I just read it on tvguy.com. Plug. - Well then it must be true. (laughing) - No, and it's all over the interwebs. - No, what does it know? - That comfort is back for that other girl who was in the bottom too. She did something medically and she can't be on the show anymore. - Carrington? - Oh, I hope not. - No, no, no, no, no, no, not Carrington. The other one who's in the bottom too. - The one that did the-- - Nah, she was fine. - The red head, the one who's partnered with Will. - Yeah, she can go away, that's fine. - She's that very forgettable. - She had been kicked, her partner had been carrying her for the last 10 weeks and he looked tired. - And I won't be surprised if the medical thing that happened to her was a breakdown because she looks like every time they give her criticism that she's about to go crazy. - I know, and you know, I love me and Michael's, but I did think she was kind of hard on her. - She was a bit of a bitch last week. - I loved it. - I don't think she was a bitch. That I don't think. I think when she says something that it's not, she's not saying it just to be snarky. I think that she really, really knows what she's talking about and I think that that's just her critique. I don't think she's doing it, you know, sometimes on like American I go, I think they just say things just to sound like an ass. But I think that hers are, they seem to be somewhat valid. And I think that maybe the way she said it was a little harsh. - She always seems to try and say something positive about them as far as, you know, your spirit is a dancer and all that sort of stuff. And on the one hand, I can appreciate that. But on the other hand, it also gets very new agey and like, oh my God, shut up. Just tell them they were a horrible dancer. - And you know that it's gonna be horrible when, especially when Nigel tells the choreographers they did such a good job. - Well, I said that to you last week at any time, and I noticed that you're absolutely right. - Anytime he starts with the, well, first of all, let me say that the choreographers did an amazing job. That's when he rips into them. - Yeah, I agree. - Yeah. Well, and you know what, I, they were saying that in previous seasons, and I kind of remember this, where if a routine really wasn't that good, that well choreographer, he did that. - Mm-hmm. - Choreographer, whatever. - Choreographer asked, choreographed, yes. - That well, that he would call the choreographers out on that. He hasn't done that at all this season. - Yeah, he did. He did the girl that had the long, blonde hair, or the long black hair that was the guest choreographer. He kind of told her that, and there was another, he's actually called the wardrobe people out too, and said, you know, I was just walking by this wardrobe. I don't want you people were thinking. So at least, you know, that's, there's an element of honesty there where you're not just watching it and saying, you know, your grand relive was shit. (laughing) - I don't think he would say your grand relive is shit on something you could dance. I would pay good money to see him say that, but I don't think that's gonna happen. - You know. - Well, you know, part of me, I really want Kat to be the host of American Idol, because I love her so much more-- - I'm Kat Dilly. I'm A.P. Tall, and I'm Kat Dilly, and A.P. is my head to make me look large. - And here are your jitches. (laughing) - Your jitches spelled J-I-J-E-S, jitches. (laughing) - Yeah. - Well, you know, when I went to the finale of American Idol, Mary Murphy set right behind me, and she has the biggest, that is not a show that she does on that show. That is how loud she is in general, because there was not a camera on her. She was two rows behind me, and it was like she was whispering in my ear that Kat Dilly was horrible. So yeah, my good. - That's good. - Oh my God, Taylor Hicks is amazing! - Exactly. (screaming) (laughing) - Yeah, I'm a little surprised you would have taken her on in terms of getting loud and interfaced kind of thing, just to say you did it. - Well, you know what? I had one of those seats. If you go back and you look, Tori Spelling is sitting about two seats from me, and Jackson Brown is sitting about two seats on the other side of me. And I honestly, I'm not a person who gets starstruck at all, as far as just acting stupid, but you know, you're sitting around-- - But when you're in front of Tori Spelling and Jackson Brown, how can you not be mesmerized? - Well, no, it wasn't just that. But like, you started then, 'cause, you know, it's people like David Hasselhoff is there. I mean, you know, but then you kind of start looking at people and thinking, you know, are they famous? You know, am I supposed to know who that person is? Or, you know, 'cause there were so many people, every once in a while, you'd catch them by the corner eye and you were like, oh, wait a minute, that's so-and-such from that show. And it was just, or you look at somebody and go, you look familiar, am I, you know, am I supposed to know who you are? And you kind of felt stupid after a little while. So I was trying to just-- - So you turned around and went, what the hell did Marie Osmond do to her face? - Exactly, did Marie Osmond get punched in the throat? (laughing) Speaking of throat injuries, can I just have a little-- (laughing) Can I take a little moment to wish the littlest Lafayette a speedy recovery, because she is very soon going to have her tonsils taken out. And when you are almost 19, that's a major surgery. So I hope that, I hope your throat is feeling better. - Yes. - And don't kiss boys, that's what I have to say. (laughing) - Ever. - Ever kiss boys. So that's all. I mean, we talked about So You Think You Could Dance, but in two nights-- (gasping) - Project one way. - Project one way. - Project one way. - Yes, I saw that. I may watch it just so that I can have conversations with you too. - Oh good, Rodan can be in charge of the Project one way updates every week then. - Oh, yeah. And these bitches made some thing and it looked okay. (laughing) - No. - Because we want the color blind go. (laughing) We're just talking about the badges. - I can't even dress my own goddamn self. (laughing) - Wednesday night is gonna be the best night because it goes from Project Runway into sheer genius. So that's-- - And you've got So You Think You Could Dance, but they overlap. So You Think You Could Dance in Project Runway overlapped the last hour of dance. - Yes, I know. And now I watch a show on Monday nights that nobody else seems to watch, but because we are a family of Broadway lovers, legally blonde where they're casting the new Elle Woods is actually a really, really good show. It's on MTV and I hate television shows that are MTV, but this happens to be a really good one. And either one of you guys watch that either. - Excuse me, you hate shows on MTV? How many times have I had to hear about the goddamn real world road rules on it? - That's one show it's on for six weeks. Now the whole entire year, give me a break. - It's on for six weeks and they take a week off and then they've got choral and the mez or whatever the fuck is the name that's back on. - I don't ever watch that shit. Yeah, I don't like any of that kind of stuff. I do love the challenges though. I absolutely will admit to that. I think they're fantastic. - They're fascinating. It gives you a little window into what really, really bad human behavior is and it makes me get cold. - I see that every day. - I know. - At lunch. - It appeals to the Springer-esque quality that is missing from my life. So I have to watch it. - Missing, your friends with Taylor. - No, that is true. - How can it be missing? - That is true. Because I have 2.5 children live on a call to SAC and buy big jars of gif. So I fit into some demographic that perhaps, coral and the miz don't necessarily fit into. Oh, I have to watch it at some point. - Am I the 0.5 child? - You're the 0.5 child. Absolutely. - No, you're the 1.5. Come on. (laughing) I play. (laughing) - I play. - I kid, I kid. - I kid. - Don't hurt me, don't hurt me. - I have a question for you guys. - Okay. - While I was waiting to start the podcast night, I may have hit random on my iTunes and a power ballad may have come on. - My iTunes. - My iTunes. - No, that being forever by the Kenny Logins. (laughing) - Oh, really? - Yeah. And I know that's all good years. And it was one of these where I was in the bathroom, like, you know, brushing my teeth and all of a sudden kind of went, is that with the big, you know, 80 synthesizer strums and the dare-nerne? What's your favorite power ballad? (laughing) - I'm trying, I, I don't know. - That was a weird kind of way of springing it on us. - Well, of course I'm gonna spring it on you. - I'm thinking. - I would say, hmm. - What do you consider a power ballad though? Like from a rock group or from just anybody? - Well, one of those big, overly dramatic, you know. So I mean, you could have the salindian, my heart will go on. - No, to me that's not a power ballad. To me, a power ballad is from a group. I hate to say this 'cause God, I know that this is gonna sound horrible. And this is not the song I'm picking. But when I think of a power ballad, I think of like, you know, Beth from Kiss. Or I think of "Stairway to Heaven" from Led Zeppelin, which I know isn't a power ballad, but it kind of is. - No, well, "Stairway to Heaven" is more than Beth, so it has that big, dramatic swell at the end. - Right, but like, you know, journey, open arms, that to me is a power ballad. Or, you know, just so bad. - Almost paradise. - Almost paradise, exactly. - Or, what's the other one that she did? The big, fat girl from heart. What? - Jesus, do you mean Ann Wilson? - Surrender to me with the guy from Cheap Trick from Tequila Sunrise. - Are you a speed wagon, keep on loving you? To me, that's a big power ballad. - Yeah. - God, am I dating myself? It's like all 80s, every reference I have is from 80s. - Well, and that's at 80s, they were the big-- - Oh, no, I've got it. - The flame by Cheap Trick. - I've got it. - Lady by Sticks. - Lady by, really? - That is a huge power ballad. That's like the first true power ballad. It's like the second-- - The best of times is a better Sticks power ballad. - Oh, there, there's, that's even a better one, yeah. - The best of times. - Those are, now you talking about a recent power ballad? - Any, I'm thinking more of the 80s, 'cause I mean, more recent power ballads, you don't necessarily get the cheese factor that you do when you listen to an 80s power ballad. - That's true. - The only one I can think of right now that I remember liking a lot back in the day is you must love me. - Oh, that's one of my favorite Madonna songs ever. - Yeah. - That's more of a ballad than a power ballad, isn't it? - Well, you do. - I don't know, I remember being very melodramatic and yeah. - Well, hello. - Oh, I have a good one that you would probably say is yours. - What? - Uh, Rodan. - What? - Yeah. - Stay by Shakespeare's sister. - Sisters, that's a great sign. - That counts as a power ballad? - Absolutely. - Oh yeah. - Well, then yeah, then I would say that one. - That was back when you were crazy. (laughing) - Yesterday? - And so were you. - I know, but you were, you were really crazy. (laughing) - Yesterday. - I would say something like you. - It was Melrose Play/Fatal Attraction, every night in the Rodan Alate Boy household. - Maybe it's all coming back to me now. Celine Dion, that would probably be one. That's a big one, Alad. - Yeah. - What's your favorite, what's your favorite ballad? Like a song that when you hear it just, it makes you cry, but it makes you kind of just wistful. I don't know. I know what yours is. - You know what mine is? - I think so. - What is it? - Now that I said that, I probably am wrong. I would say I'm gonna be strong by Cindy Lapper. - Oh, you bitch. - C! (laughing) - That's one of them. Well, that reminds that, that, that, just, that, that one. - That takes you back. - When I listen to that, yeah, that takes me back to it. Not so happy time in my life, and that is definitely one that I listened to a couple weeks ago and got thinking about things I could feel myself tearing up but was like, "Oh God, no, this isn't good." - See, that's home by Michael Buble for me. - Oh yeah, if I want to torture her, 'cause it's on her iPod, I'll just play the first three, just go, "Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!" And then she cries, it's awesome. - That song just, oh, every time I hear it, it kills me. What about you, Rodin? - Um, since you said that Dylan wasn't a power ballad, I'll go with that one. - You messed with me, the Madonna one. I'm trying to think of what else I really liked back, you know. - Now, wait, now, you promise you won't give me shit for this? - Absolutely not, I promise nothing. - Do you know what ballad I absolutely love? Only Time by Inya. - Oh, that's a nice one. - That reminds me of Friends commercials though. - It does me too, when Ross and Rachel were, you know, or, I mean, that was when Monica and Chandler were getting married or something, yes, they played it on every commercial. But that's a great song, that's a great ballad to me. - I would have to say, it's not really a ballad, but it's sort of a slow song. Actually, most of the album is a slow, is Violator by Depeche Mode. That is one of those, I am driving from my job at the echelon mall in Boise, New Jersey. I'm driving home in the middle of February. It's like 25 degrees. And I'm purposely, like, slowing down at yellow lights so that I can sit, listen to the album, like, driving home. That's, whenever I listen to, like, waiting for the night to fall, that's what goes through my head. That's an incredible album. - I can't see you being a big Depeche Mode fan. - Me? - I love Depeche Mode, in your room, Jamie, my boyfriend that I was with when I met you, Rodan, when I was in the dorms. Yeah, during a party, that song was playing. I totally had sex with him up against my dorm room door. While the party was going on in the hallway. - No, see, I love World in my Eyes. And enjoy the song. - That's a good one. - It's a policy of truth, oh God, I love Depeche Mode. No, no, see, to me, when I was in school, I'm not in school, well, yeah, I was still in high school. A different corner by George Michael. That was-- - That was on so the, so you think you could dance the other night? - Was it? Oh, that's right, it was. - That was the one that he was like, somebody else should have danced that because that was horrible. - But that's wrong with, I was a lifeguard, and we would get you, like, you know, the proverbial, everyone could swim for 45 minutes, and then you had the 15 minutes where the lifeguards would get off their seats and then run around for 15 minutes, and basically you'd run over to the snack bar and you like, wolf down, snow cones, you got a splitting headache. And I would always run as fast as I could to the, we had a, like, a jukebox on the side of the pool, and I would always play that song because that reminds me of Frozen Zero candy bars because they always kept them in the cooler, and I would sit and eat my Frozen Zero candy bar and listen to a different corner, and-- - And she would slow dance with the, you know-- - Slow dance with my towel. (laughing) - Frenching it in front of a little eight-year-old. (laughing) - Well. - And we're gonna be seeing the George Michael in a couple weeks. - I know, August what, second, third? - August, second. - Ah, can't wait. - Yeah, that sounds really great. - Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of fun that night. - Hey, so real quick, before we get off the music thing, you remember the garbage song, "Number One Crush?" The one I would die for you, which I love that song, but we were at that sports bar, it was karaoke night, and they had some crazy woman, you know, kind of master of ceremonies DJing the karaoke thing. - Right. - And randomly she started singing this, and Gooney and I just pretty much took over singing it. So-- (gasping) - You sang karaoke? - Because she barely knew the words. No, no, no, no, no, we just kind of at our table, we were just getting obnoxious. - You know what? The next time you are here, we should totally do a video podcast. Do you know that Taylor and I have never, ever went to karaoke in the 10 years we have known each other. We have never went to karaoke. - I've only been to karaoke once in my entire life. - I have to say, I've only been twice my life. - And that was because there was a chance I was gonna get laid. That's the only reason I went. (laughing) - We should totally go. Do karaoke and do it in the video podcast. That would be awesome. - Well, I did karaoke a camp. When I did buy, buy, buy, you think the dance moves. (laughing) - The, you need to come up here to the gay bar, both of you guys, and we can tape a video podcast of karaoke at the corner bar because that is tragic and funny. (laughing) - I just thought of a power ballad that you did not even mention, and it's one of your nice favorite songs. - Okay. - Next to you by Wilson Phillips. (laughing) - Next, oh, I just wanna be, someday I'll be next to you. - Someday I'll be next to you, exactly. - There's a chance that may be the lat, that may be how we close this episode. (laughing) - Oh, weird. (laughing) - That is a great song. ♪ Someday I'll be next to you ♪ ♪ Because I'm onto you and cap you up ♪ (laughing) ♪ As long as this world's turning ♪ (laughing) The best part is Rodan has no idea what I'm talking about. - Hey, Wilson Phillips, that is an awesome album. I don't give a shit if you people write cinder letters. I love Wilson Phillips. - Oh, I love Wilson Phillips. I always thought it was so progressive that they had a fat girl on the ground. (laughing) - That's very open-minded. - That's just like Gilmore Girls, when they had Suki on, they never once mentioned her weight ever. It was never an issue, never a comment, never nothing. And I always thought that that was really forward-thinking. The fact that every time there was ever a fat girl on a show, it was always, you know, I can't get the boy because I'm fat or I need to go on a diet, or they always made at least one reference, and they never made a reference to her weight, which I always appreciate. - On a very special episode. - A blast. - Where we go over eating disorders. (laughing) - Exactly. Yep. Ah, I tell you what, eating disorders are fun. (laughing) - Oh. - Voicemail, everybody. (laughing) - But they speak about eating disorders. Let's go to voicemail. - Okay, we have a bunch of voicemails, but I didn't wanna have an episode. We had a bunch of people that have called in since we did the last two, but I just took the next one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and then we'll play the next ones, and we'll just eventually we'll catch up so where we're all caught up. But our first one is from another podcast with a special long-distance dedication to our very own Rodan, and that would be the "Q Thunder Boys." - Hey, Taylor, Tapi and Rodan, this is Chip and Jonathan. Oh wait, my name's been changed now to Dip, apparently. - Or Dale. - Or Dale. - Chip and Dale, rescue rangers. Anyway, I wanna call and tell you guys we love listening to the show. Rodan can't believe that it's been almost a year since you've had any butt sex. You were just in lacrosse, so you should have come and talked to us, and the only reason that we say, "Oh shit, yeah, up here," is when we're orgasming. So you need to come and experience the, "Oh shit, yeah, bye, thanks for the great shows, "Q ThunderBoysLive.com." - Oh shit, yeah. (laughing) - Oh shit, yeah. - You can have sex with both of them. It has to be a video podcast. - Hey, hey, hey, just because I have a camera now, doesn't mean everything has to be a video podcast. Because I wanna put funny music behind it. (laughing) - He just pushed me up. - I wanna put Wilson Phillips. You can be that one. (laughing) - That wasn't nice. - Oh. - I'm just kidding. - Since when is Taylor nice? Come on now. - We'll put you in horizontal stripe jackets like they used to be calling us. (laughing) - Yeah, I didn't even notice that there would be like on the beach, and the other two would have like, you know, tight jeans and a little, and she would have on a floor-length black leather coat. (laughing) - The only thing I ever laughed at on Beavis and Budhead was, you know when they used to make fun of videos? - Yes. - And they showed, you won't see me cry, by Wilson Phillips obviously. And there was a scene where Carney Wilson is in like, you know, a nighty with the big long row with, you know, the caribou feathers and everything. And she picks up the phone and when they went, oh, hello, dominoes. (laughing) - Hey, I have a question for you. It has anything to do with, you know, you having sex with two boys, but speaking of what you were just talking about, did either of you ever watch Mystery Science Theater? - Yeah, yeah. We've talked about Mystery Science Theater on the show before. - Well, it was on the other night. On G4, it was on like late at night. And, you know, that is still a genius, genius concept, and it makes me laugh every time I watch it. And I just, when I think of Beavis and Budhead, I think of kind of Mystery Science Theater. So, sorry, that's just popped in my head. Go ahead. (laughing) - Well, next time I'm in La Crosse, I'll definitely be given the Cuba Thunder Boy's a call. So, and next time I go to Dallas, I'll be given Melanie a call as well, so. - And by call, he means blowjob. - I'm not giving Melanie a blowjob. She's married, isn't she? Yeah. - Is her husband cute? - I don't know. - Done and done. (laughing) - You've done, let's say. - You know what, it doesn't matter. She has left a review for us, and I believe that you said that we'll back, but you would be providing oral services to those of us who leave five star reviews. - Oh, good point. - Wow. - Get to work. (laughing) - My jaw's tired. - Speaking of, (laughing) there's the other type of person. - I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. (laughing) - Speaking of Melanie, she was the next person to leave us a voicemail message. - Hurrah. (laughing) - Hello, pumpkins. This is Melanie from Plano. Just calling in to say hi, and loving the latest shows, and Taylor, I hear you about the hub. I ran into something, (mumbling) let me put my tongue back in. I ran into something similar when I got my new iMac, and once again, it turned out to be the USB hub. So obviously iMacs are just allergic to cheapo things, which is something I can completely sympathize with. So I'm glad to read from the website that everything is going smoothly, and have wonderful new times with your baby. Because I know I just learned how to use iMovie HD to put together videos, and I'm having such a good time. Anyway guys, love you, talk to you later, bye bye. - Yeah, everything seems to be all taken care of as far as the iMac. I last weekend took the old PC out of my office, and it's put away in storage, and so now I've just got the one computer on my desk, which is very nice, and I'm just glad that that's all finally taken care of. However, I think that there is a file that I need on the old computer that I thought transferred over, and apparently didn't, which means that now I have to pull the whole thing out again, so that I can get this one jpeg file that I need for work. - Well, you know, PC does stand for piece of crap, and Mac does stand for my awesome computer. - Oh dear, so it sounds like you drank the Kool-Aid. - I did drink the Kool-Aid. - Yeah, it does. - Okay. - I'll be shaving my head and, you know, putting on the Birkenstocks pretty soon, so. - And by head, of course, you mean-- - Your balls. (laughing) - Because Tank enjoys a clean workspace. - Ooh, wow, yeah, I did ask Taylor. Tank's birthday is Wednesday, and I did ask Taylor. I said, you know, can you think of anything else that I should give Tank for his birthday, and he goes, his first gay experience? (laughing) Oh, that's an excellent idea. - Okay, our next voicemail was from somebody that we haven't heard from a while, and I was very pleased to hear from her, and hear the first syllables out of her mouth, and that is, as always, our wonderful Cassie in Montana. So, this is Cassie in Montana, and I'm really fucking pissed off because I just went and looked at the blog and saw that there is a new episode out, and I was going to call before you recorded, because it was like a voicemail episode that you guys were gonna do, and I missed it. Fuck! No, I haven't fallen off the face of the Earth, I've just been busy, kids out of school, some are, you know, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, love you guys, I listen all the time, bye. Well, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck it, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And fuck to you too, Cassie. - I think my favorite word in that is fuck ity. - It's fuck ity, fuck, fuck, fuck. - I'm gonna take that snippet, and I'm gonna send it to the girl's school. (laughing) - Exactly. - And ladies and gentlemen, my-- - And ladies and gentlemen, my name is-- - I was gonna say ladies and gentlemen, my nomination for the next PTA. - Debbie, Debbie tells me that it is-- - Exactly. - All right, so, Cassie, we enjoy you very much. And keep saying close as much as fucking humanly possible. - She's a mess, that's why we love her. - She is a mess. She is a mess, and we enjoy people who are messes. - Right. - Right, okay. - Yes, we say mess in a good way. - It's the best segue into hottie in tollies. (laughing) Nice segue. - Hello, it's Holly. I was listening to your most recent show, and can't help but notice that when Melanie calls and when Ryan calls, you say flattering things about them. Like, oh, I love them, or they're fabulous. I call and you say, "She's a mess." And my world mess means kind of negative connotations. And I'm assuming in your world, it must mean fabulous or something. You might wanna clarify that. Bye. - Just like when we call someone a bitch, it's generally in love not in tears. (laughing) - Yes, Holly, please know, if we are constantly nice to you and say a lovely things, usually it means when we're not on air, we're really going, "Oh God, they totally annoy me." But however, if we call you a mess on air, that means we totally love you and you're part of our group. So it's really considered a compliment. - Yes, yes. But when we talk about John Goodman and that person being a mess. - No, she's just a mess. (laughing) - Right. - And not in the good way. - She's a walking petri dish, she's just a mess. (laughing) - She's an actual mess. No, you in fact, if you go back and listen to episodes, you hear Taylor and I all the time going, "Oh God, you are a mess." No, that's the term of endearment. - Yes, okay. And we also, on the same day, got a call from DQ Rick. - Yay! - Dairy Queen? - Taylor, Taffy and Broden, this is DQ Rick on the East Coast. I got turned on to your podcast by way of, we're mean because you're stupid and don't quit your day job. Halfway through, listening to the first of your episodes I've downloaded through iTunes, episode 64, and felt really strongly compelled to call and leave a comment for Taffy. Taffy, this one's for you. (taffy whirring) (taffy whirring) - My nipple's got just a little bit hard when I listen to it. (laughing) God! - Because quite frankly-- - I wasn't quite expecting that. - We'll listen quite frankly. Lola Lafayette and I, whenever any, any mention of a horse comes up, we both just secretly tear our eyes to one another and clap our hands to sound like hooves. And then we go, so when I heard that, it made me giggle just a little bit too much. Yes, thank you. I think I actually played that over and over like four or five times because it made me give it one more time. - So thank you, thank you for that. And for those of you who have no idea what we're talking to, YouTube right now, go now to real sex, type in horse, you'll understand. The equine episode, it's the best. - Oh yeah, I forgot all about that. - Oh my God. - Is there a new to me in that? That wouldn't be on YouTube if there was new to be. - Actually, I think she has a bridle, a bit chaps, and a butt plug that has a horse's mane sticking out of it. So I'm pretty sure there's gonna be nudity. - Well, then it's probably not on there, but you could always look on the YouTube and then link it to our blog if it is on there. - Yeah, 'cause I know how to do that. - You put YouTube things on there all the time. Anyway. - Got it. - All right, we also have a message from Ms. Divey. - Hello, boys and Taffy. This is Divey calling. - It's been a long time since I've called you guys, and I wasn't sure where that was, because I love your show as much as I always have. I'm still listening to it faithfully. I think it's because you don't mock me as much when I call. I think maybe I get off on the mocking a little bit. Well, that's kind of creepy. Anyway, I actually called for a very specific reason. It has occurred to me that I've missed a joke, a reference somewhere, and it's making me kind of sad, 'cause I can't figure it out, and I know that it must be really funny, because you keep referencing it, but I can't remember where it was from, and it's the Rodin Pafakyu joke. I must have just, you know, maybe my kids screamed at me when I was listening to that section and I just missed it. I don't know where it came from, but you are always referencing it, and it sounds like it must be really funny, so I'd love to go back and figure out where the heck that was from. So yeah, he could enlighten me. I would appreciate it. I, Taylor, I already sent you an email asking to be entered into the John Goodman story contest. I really wanna hear this story, and I really hope that you haven't played it up too much, because I'm not that shockable, but I do love myself a really horrible, disgusting, freaky story. So yeah, I'm being beckoned by loud children. I'm gonna go talk to you later, bye. - Okay, well, oh, go ahead. - Go ahead. - Okay, so we understand the whole liking to be abused portion, 'cause that's actually the genesis of the show. Taylor needed to be abused in some way, shape or form every week, so alas. - Let's not talk to my co-pilot. - Besides the last seven years of his life, but good. - Well, you know-- - Wow! - He needed to cut that out fine. (laughing) - He needed it publicly. - Drum Riley Calhoun, you can send your comments, too. - He had to crawl out of the tent, and notice my co-pilot talk. - He knows I love him more than my luggage. (laughing) - And then the fuck you was, one day, Taylor was scolding, admonishing a Miss Taffy. - Oh, big word. - Oh my god, oh my god. - What? - I just typed in under my search engine, real sex horse. (laughing) I can't even tell you, I just gave him up. - Okay, I'll do that in a second, too. But Taylor was making fun of scolding Taffy for saying like her P-words a little bit too. (laughing) So, they were saying a bunch of words, and I said, "Well, fuck you," later on. - It was only about, I would say five or six episodes back. So, you go back and listen to all of the old episodes, you'll probably find it. I think we've lost Taffy. - Uh oh. - I can't, I really seriously know. Like, I had no idea when I hit this, that put it this way, I can't even open these. No, I can't, I couldn't close the first one quick enough, I assure you. But the one just says gallons of horses that covers them out. (laughing) I can't even discuss this right now. I honestly could not click the X to get off of that image before I could actually, I might have to go have like a degree to get the image out of my head. But-- - Oh my god. - Taylor, that video you showed me from JoeRogan.com about, that was nothing compared to the picture that just popped up on my screen. So, I have to delete my history because-- - Oh. - God help me. - God. - One of the little less Huffington's when she has, you know, an equine report due for, you know. (laughing) Yeah, that's, no good will come of that. So, oh, oh my god. - Oh my god. - Oh, did you just type it in? - I'm at another site, but it's like, T before sex. - Don't open them. Whatever you do, do not open it. (laughing) - And there's a girl sucking on a horse. - Oh, all right, all right, all right. - I will gag. - Oh my god. And this was the moment, ladies and gentlemen, when Pot is my co-pilot crossed the line. (laughing) - I think that was-- - I, I don't know. - Thank you. - Oh my god. Make it stop. - See, see, talking about the system, my leg isn't as bad now, is it? (laughing) - It was very scary. - Oh my god. - I, I-- - It's like Goatsy, except-- - Worse. - It's Horsey. (laughing) - It's Horsey. (laughing) Horsey. Oh my god. - Yeah. - Okay. - I think on that note, I need to be done quickly, because I need to go throw up for something else. - Okay, we have one more, we have one more voicemail, and that is from Ms. Mel, we have our second voicemail tonight for Melanie. - Yay, hello, pumpkins. This is Melanie in Plano. And even though I started it last episode with my comment about Michael's gun, I would like to balance the equation a bit, because yes, Michael is hot, and yes, he has the wonderful guns, and yada, yada, yada, he's a hot, sweet piece of Italian sausage. That being said, we are ignoring Kevin, who is the thinking person's piece of crumpet, okay? I mean, when you look into those soulful eyes, there's who's squilling a glass of margarita, or as he's playing with Buddy, or being snarky as usual. I mean, doesn't your heart just kind of melt? I mean, frankly, if I were penily enhanced and looked like Larry Clive, I'd want to butter his muffin myself. So, let us always remember that there are two huddies in that household, not just one. That's your lesson of his to say, hi, pumpkins. - Yes, of course, we love Mr. Kevin, and he's wonderful, and we are going to be seeing him in "Die Mommy Die" in about a week and a half, actually. - And I'm actually, I'm very jealous of you guys being able to go down and see that, or go up and see that from where you guys are at. So, I'd love to be able to do that. - Apparently, opening night was sold out and incredible. So, he will be as incredible, so I would expect nothing less. - And he posted all sorts of pictures of himself as Angela Arden on digitalmeatloaf.com, and apparently in all the different costumes, and I am purposely avoiding the website. I'm purposely avoiding looking at it. Apparently, Taffy's already been. She says he looks amazing. - He does. - I am purposely not going to go look at them because I want to have that, you know, like, oh my God, when I see him, and I'm just, I'm looking forward so much to going and seeing him. - Yes, I, he's, they're both amazing, but, you know, God should not have put that much talent into, you know, one very tall man. It's raw, it's raw, it's raw. (laughing) - I'm sorry, I'm just thinking about Kevin and Michael. - Yeah, I know, you kind of went off and like, you were in your whole like, little fantasizing world. (laughing) - I'm thinking to do what. (sighing) - I'm sorry. - Oh, great, now I'm thinking about that shit. (laughing) - I know. - Rodan, take over for a minute. - Exactly, just let us have a moment. - You guys don't need to be masturbating in the background? - I can assure you that that horse image I just saw ruined that, ruined that night. - Oh my God. - I'm trying to put that back on Kevin and Michael. Kevin and Michael, Kevin and Michael, that works for me that night. - I hope those are fake. - I really do too, I can't even, I know, we can't talk about it. - So we have one more week before the drawing for the John Goodman contest, or for episode 69. And we are currently at about 10 entries. We only got like maybe two or three more in the last week. - Tell your friends, tell your friends. - Yeah, definitely tell your friends. Who, how many reviews are we at? Has anybody checked recently? Last I saw we were at 113. - 113, I was gonna say I think it was last time I saw. - Okay, okay, so we're at 113 and we would love to have a couple more before next week. What we're gonna do is we're gonna do a regular episode and early next week, Taffy and I will do a video episode where we will draw the name of the winner. And who is going to be on the episode 69 with us. That gives you guys-- - Can you be naked? - I don't think we want that. - Okay. - Speak for yourself. - I want you to be naked. - You want me to be naked doing the podcast, the drawing? - Yes, you should totally be naked. - He would only let me shoot him from, you know, the forearm down. - I'm just gonna-- - I'm just gonna-- - No, no, you can shoot me from the eyebrows up, maybe, but that's about it. - Oh, we're at 114. - Oh, okay! - Yay! - Excellent. Yay! So get your entries in. - Hold on a second. Who was the last person who left one? - I'm looking. Sort by, most recent. Just, oh, Riley's growling in his sleep. - Okay, what does it have to do with that? - Lost. - Lost? - Lost, hold on, I'm clicking on the name. - Okay. - It looks like it's like law, L, apostrophe, A, U, S, T, N, T, which I'm assuming it's time or something. - Or in Texas. - So when the trigger tastes, I've got metal in my mouth. - In Texas. - Why, the gun, the gun, metal. - Nevermind, go ahead. - This was quickly become my favorite podcast. I came across this through Eric the Southern boy and have been hooked. Although I'm a bit younger than the group, they are the friends I always wanted to have growing up in high school. I'm glad to have them in my life, albeit in a voyeuristic third-person kind of way. Once they pop your co-pilot cherry. - Oh! - I love him already. There's no turning back, you're hooked. It's my new crack. I feel a little fangirl-y. I assume you want to know what that means. Fangirl-y now, enjoy. Aw, that's so sweet. - Aw, that's sweet. - I hope we were gentle when we popped your co-pilot cherry. - Yes. - And by gentle I mean that bit your nipple in a little too hard and pulled your hair. Pulled your hair just the way Taylor likes it. - Okay, they said they're a little bit younger, which means they're probably like 15. And you're talking about biting their nipples. Again, PTA president nomination. Happy Carlisle having dinner. - Breastfeeding listeners since 2005. - Well with those tah-tahs, you could breastfeed all our listeners. - She could breastfeed our listeners, cue cast listeners, foul monkeys. - All right, that's enough. - All right, listeners, we're almost at an hour. We need to wrap it up. - Yeah. As always, you can go to our blog, which is potismetcopilot.com. You can email us at potismetcopilot@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165 and join our Facebook groups, which are our Facebook group, which is okay, so I love potismetcopilot. And our MySpace group, which is MySpace.com, our MySpace group, our MySpace page, which is be our friend, whatever, MySpace.com/potismetcopilot. And get your five-star review in this week. - That's right. - Yeah, definitely get it in and send us an email letting us know that you left us a review. And we will definitely add you in the running for new listeners and not for new listeners for-- - For guest host. - Guest host. - For guest host. Thank you. I must be getting tie-ties. - Studio audience. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes, where you will be with us and a certain other podcaster. - That's right. - That's right. - We need to have special music for Nessa. I don't know what that would be, but we need to have some. - What special music should we have? - Let's see, for Nessa. - Nessa, what music would you have about fuck the pain away? - Fuck the pain away. - Oh, that'd be good. - Right. I still have to send them food porn and I have it. Damn it. All right. - Yeah, I had a good opportunity to take food porn pictures and I didn't. - Why? - I forgot. - I had the camera with me too. - Not acceptable. - I know, I'm not used to having a camera with me. - All right, well, happy birthday tank. I love you. - Happy birthday tank. - I can't wait to blow your candles out later. - Me too. - Anyways, have a lovely evening, everyone. - Taffy's going to give you the gift that keeps on giving. (laughing) - Actually, it's a gift that keeps on coming. - Oh. - The gift that keeps on giving you nightmares. (laughing) - Goodnight everybody. - Everybody, have a good week. This is Taylor. - And Taffy. - And Rodin. - Bye-bye now. - Bye-bye. - Oh, we. 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