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PiMC: Episode 64 - Everything's Coming Up Rodan, or It's Like A Hndu Cow
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Check out these other podcasts discussed on this week's show.
Epilonius.net
Ramble Redhead
A Drink To Be Sober
Thom Takes On The World,
We're Mean Because You're Stupid
Don't Quit Your Day Job
The Way We See It
and, of course, Qcast Connection (because you know, we can't not talk about our boyfriends....)
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(upbeat music) - You're listening to Potters My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Tefi Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. (upbeat music) - Hello lovers, welcome to number 64. Almost there, number 69 is right around the corner. Of Potters My Co-Pilot with your hosts, Tefi Carlisle Huffington. - And Tefi Carlisle, Tefi Carlisle. - Hey. - And Rodan. - I was trying to, you know, do it. - Rodan is premature. We've heard that of men his age, but he's premature. - No, 'cause you weren't saying hi for yourself, so I was saying hi for you. - You're a mess. - I know, well, and Riley is like jumped up into my lap right now, and he's like in my face, so I'm a little distracted. - No. - So how are my boys this evening? - I'm fine. I've had one of those, like, very busy, but not really getting anything accomplished sort of weekends. - No, I understand that. - Case in point, I spent five hours with you yesterday. - Suck me. - And that generally qualifies as busy, but not getting anything done. - Well, spending quality time with my bestest hag. - Thank you, thank you. - I thought we were absolutely not to refer to her as a hag. Actually, we accomplished a myriad of things yesterday. Namely, I stole music from you. (laughing) And then got in trouble for my entire family. Oh my God, you didn't get that song. Oh my God, you didn't get the rest of this album, and I'm like, it's not like he's never gonna be back in the house, get real. - Now, and I got to say goodbye to the Little Us Huffington before she went off to camp. - Yes, that's what I did all day today, was we left our house at 12 o'clock, and we got back at 9.15. - The whole. - Yes, it was the drive from hell. And let me just tell you, one other parent was along with a little entourage that went today, and she's a new parent. I've met her daughter a million times, but I had never met her. I can honestly say that there are only four people I have ever met in my entire life, that I've actually had to, in the middle of them speaking, turn around and walk away from, because I really thought I was either gonna take a steak knife and ram it through their heart, or my own, just to not hear the voice. This was number four, because let me take, at one point, after about, we met them all at Chili's, 'cause about halfway there, and she had gotten to the, now you know, I'd really like club soda, but only if you can do the club soda with a lime, and if you can't do it with a lime, then I just had, until I finally turned and looked at Lollipop and went, "That's one," because the shrillness and the, she was very much the type of person Taylor say, "Any sentence in the world?" Go ahead. - I'm looking at the big fatty online postcard that I got in Orlando. - Oh my God, I totally saw that yesterday. Not only did I see it yesterday, but that I bought it, and then I downloaded it, and then I made poster-sized prints, and then I wall-peped in my room. Oh my God, I love that. - I'm looking at my Photoshop Elements for Debbie's books. - Oh my God, I totally read that book twice, and you know what, I learned so much about Photoshop Elements, and let me tell you. But five times faster, and I like their new menus, translated to 25 minutes of us, of her telling us that not only did she write the menu, printed the menu, and created all the dishes on the menu, that she knew the chef personally, and she really owned all of Chili's. - I'm telling you. (laughing) - And I mean, literally this is before we ordered drinks, and at one point, I literally had food left on my plate, and I turned to Tank, and I turned to Lollipop, and I said, "Okay, and we're done. "Wrap up if anything you have left. "Whatever money you have in that little envelope, "she gets to keep as a tip. "I'm leaving this table, because I'm telling you, "I could not have sat there for one more frickin' second." - To the point where the little stuffing to look to me finally, and she goes, "If her daughter is anything like her, "I will kill her this week at camp." I mean, it was just what those things were. Every single person at the table was like, "I'm going to kill you." - It's Wednesday, and the little blonde girl from Adam's family back. - Exactly. - Exactly. - Because I'll be the victim. - All your life. Well, that was kind of the start of it. I guess because there's a holiday weekend coming up, because they don't get picked up until Friday, the 4th of July, normally there's about 600 campers, and this week there's only 80. - Oh my God. - So that's good and bad. It's good in the fact that everyone will know everyone, and there will be no lines for the blob, which is this big thing they have out in the lake, and they were all excited, but what's not good is that when there's-- - Everyone will know everyone. - Everyone will know everyone, exactly. And that sometimes can, as we all know, familiarity breeds contempt. So after everyone knows everyone, then there's no place to go but down. - Yes, and I've known Taylor 15 years, so. - Well, you said it, not me. (laughing) - I'm just looking forward to seeing, you know, the little less Huffington dressed up like Pocahontas and play. (laughing) - Exactly, exactly. So that was our entire day was the drive over and then the drive back. And of course, because you're captive in a car, it's, we're gonna stop at Starbucks, and we're gonna stop at Dairy Queen, and we're gonna stop at Chili's, and then we're gonna go over there, and then on the way back, we're gonna start, but, you know, this door and this door and this door. So all I did today was just munch. Which, that sounds dirty. - Some of our lesbian listeners will appreciate the fact. (laughing) - All righty, so Rodan, how was your weekend? - It was good, I ended up having to cancel my date with the Butler today. So, 'cause he was supposed to come over after work, and we were supposed to hang out tonight, and he was gonna be over here tomorrow, but I have a meeting with my CEO tomorrow. So I had to finish up a presentation that I have to give to him. I have a one-on-one meeting with the CEO tomorrow. - How very working, girl, of you. - Is this when it finally happens when the apprentice kills the master, like all the other Jedi Star Wars shit? That's when you take over. - Yeah, no, I doubt that, but it's, I'm freaked out over this whole thing, so. - Why? - Because it's 45 minutes, right? It's only 45 minutes, and I have to go over, like, everything I've done in the last year, go over, like, what I've done in my past, however, restructure my team. - So it's not a meeting, it's a performance analysis. - Oh, no, it's just me talking and him asking questions of me. So it's. - And avoiding the trapdoor that he has (laughing) (laughing) - Yeah, right? - It is Louisiana, easy access to alligators. (laughing) - I'll be swimming in the bayou. So yeah, no, I'm, yeah, I don't know what to think of this. It's, they, yeah, no one-- - You'll be fine. - Yeah. - Just don't leave what, do not leave a stone unturned. I mean, I would go into ridiculous detail about your abilities. - You'll be swell. - You'll be great. - You'll be great. Gonna, (laughing) go ahead and finish it. - Gonna have the whole world on his plate. Starting here, starting now. - Everything's coming up, roses. - Everything's coming up, Rodan. (laughing) - Everything's coming up, Rodan's butt. - Hey, hey, hey. I've not, I remember, I've not had butt sex since February of '07, '06. - And we're at minute seven, and the words about sex have come out. And excuse me, Rodan, I believe it was Taylor talking about how he had to buy a lube in the big giant gallon-sized bottle, so I don't think he should be giving you any crap. (laughing) - First of all, that wasn't on the podcast, so thank you for announcing that to everyone. - Sorry. - Secondly, I have not actually bought the big gallon-sized Costco-- (laughing) - With a drum. - With the pump. - With the pump. - Yeah. - God. - This is why I don't tell you things. - Yeah, exactly. (laughing) And let me just say that I love Matt from Southern California. - That's 'cause Matt, that's 'cause Matt's skull did Taylor and I. (laughing) - He did. (laughing) And the only reason for Matt-- - Oh, wait, do you know what, Taffy? - That's right, we should totally interrupt him every time we talk. (laughing) - You guys just did. - Oh my God, look at my Mac computer. (laughing) But it's them saving-- - I have highlighters in my mug. (laughing) - Matt, never encourage this type of behavior. You should know better. - Yeah, right? Well, Matt, what they're really doing is just saving them. - I'm taking care of four pugs this week. (laughing) - Saving you from myself. - I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be good. - So. - Yeah. - You bastards. - No, no, well, okay, first of all, first of all, thank you, Matt, very much for taking the time to actually care enough to tell us what you would like for us to do differently on the show. I do wanna start off by saying that. - However. (laughing) - I feel a butt coming on. - There is a butt. (laughing) - It's a big tail butt. - It's very dare you. We all kind of interrupt each other, don't you think? - No, we and I interrupt her, Dan. (laughing) - Yeah, okay, so, yeah, we-- - It's a policy made. - We interrupt each other, but then everyone else gets to go back to their story. - Yeah, you guys, let me go back to my story. (laughing) - Excuse me, Rodin, I guess I wasn't really done with Memorial Day. Oh, yeah, I guess I'm done with Memorial Day. Okay, then. (laughing) We all get it coming and going. - Oh yeah, no, we do, we do. - Actually, I think if you go back and listen, the only one who doesn't ever get interrupted and then stays interrupted is Taylor. - That's because I have editorial part of it. (laughing) You think I don't mute your asses when I'm doing tracks? - That's just it. That's what Matt doesn't realize is the fact that we actually let Rodin talk for about 40 minutes and then Taylor just edits it all out. So be mad at Taylor, not me. I am innocent as always. - And we end up in goddamn Minnesota every week. (laughing) - Exactly. (gasping) - Lord. - The words I am innocent coming out of Taffy Carlisle Huffington's mouth. - Yeah. - You're lucky a bolt of lightning is not flying through your office window right now and striking you dead. - Speaking, listen, speaking of innocence, did you tell Rodin what I got in the mail? - Okay. - I don't know what you got in the mail. - I got jury duty. - Oh. (laughing) - Hopefully it's a sex offense or something, huh? - Oh, no, no. - I guess because we want for there to be the need for the be a sex offense trial somewhere in the world. - I know, right? That came out wrong the second I said it. - Well, I can assure you that I have already thought of about 15 different answers. I can give no matter if I am on the defendant or the prosecuting size. That will void me of having to do this because, you know, opinionation is not something I'm not necessarily, you know, shy about vocalizing. And honestly, I don't care about the jury duty. My fear would be having to be sequestered. That is my fear personally is if they say, okay, we pick you for jury duty and now we're gonna sequester you for six months. There's no way that would ever be an option in my life. But I don't fit any of the profiles that allow me to, you know, get away with not having to do it. So I'm going to have to just walk in no matter what question they ask me, you know, I would give you my answers, but I'm quite positive I would offend every single one of the listeners. But yeah, I will say we hurry this up. I'm on my way to my clan meeting. - Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. I've already said that the first question is, you know, we have a 39 year old white male who, you know, raped a seven year old. My answer is going to be was she black or white. So I figured that right there will clear me up. - Taffy! - That's what I said. No matter what answer you give, you're going to be exonerated. You can send your email to taffycarlilehuffington@gmail.com. - Hey, so send those over to me because... - There's no way they can ever give me a jury duty of them saying, you know, someone who molested a child or, you know, threw puppies out on the freeway from the moving car because I would be the first one that says throw the switch, you know, so I'm not the one to have, clearly. - Okay, well, the butler just got summoned for jury duty as well for next week. So send those over to me so I can give them to him. - That's right. - Send you a list. - Definitely how to get out of it. - Well, in your case, if it was a gay bashing case or something like that, then he could get out of it no problem, you know, in mind it would have to be, you know, I don't know, like the cheerleading mom. I mean, yeah, there really is nothing they're going to get me out of, so. - I don't know. We'll just have to wait and see. It'll make for an interesting podcast, either way. - Tell them you're a member of the media. - Tell them I work for the media. That's an excellent idea. I work for the press. That is brilliant. Rodan wins. Rodan wins the golden ticket today. Gold star for Rodan. - Part of the blogosphere. - Blogosphere. Hey, you know what? This is public airways. It's not monitored by the FCC, but oh well, thank God. Because you know, I'm sure Goatsy would have probably been shut down in some ways, but. Thanks, Tim. Still wants me to the very day. - Speaking of videos, speaking of - Yes. - It's not appropriate use of the interwebs. Ricky from Fail Monkeys posted a video on his blog. - Oh, yeah. - I meant to send it to you before. No, he's not. That's nothing to do with him. It's Disney characters having sex. - Oh, I know. - No, like, the first thing is like the beast, like raping Belle, and it's this whole bucocky, and then with Ariel. - Is it a cartoon? - Ariel, get, no, it's real, there's an actual beast in the world, and they got somebody look just like Belle from the cartoon. - I don't know if it was real people in costumes or something dumbass. - No, it's like cartoons. - No, so there's like animated vagina. I've never seen that much vagina, let alone animated vagina in my entire life. - Oh, please, you watch anime porn. - Gay anime porn. - No. - Well, but I will definitely go check that out, but soon as we're done with this, because as you know, Taylor Wugelli, if I open up that application, but I will absolutely go check it out. And then I will call him and go, what the hell is this? - And Jasmine doing finger cuffs. (gasps) - Yeah. - See, I can't say this out loud because, you know, in our private life, that's what Taylor used to call my oldest daughter, which I didn't think was very bad. I really don't know, I really don't know what that means. So, I'm not quite 100% sure what that little, you can know what it means, which means, I have an idea, but I would probably punch him in the face I actually really knew. - Yes, you probably would. - Yeah, so, yeah. - I jokingly call Jajar that. - Well, I would hush him. - She is, she is, she is as before he's a German child. - She may prude from the day he is long. Now, you could probably call it a little hoe stuffing to that, and there might be an element of proof, but I'm not sure, you know. She is a Christian camp, after all. - Oh, nothing but bad things can happen at Christian camp. - Mm, she is the one that wrote her own Bible verses when she was in the second grade, so there you go. And then argued with the teacher why they couldn't be in the Bible, so. God love her. (sighs) - I know, I know. - About shall not have sex in the poor door, deep. (laughs) - Blast for me that he was for Jan. (laughs) - Mm, mm, mm, mm. That takes me back to, you know, Thursday night. Anyways. (laughs) - Um. - No, but I do have, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on, hold on. - Voice mail. - Listen, listen, Radianne. - Yes. - We did have sex in Lollipop's car while she was gone last week. - Oh my gosh. - Really? - I just get ready to say you have to tell that story. Because you know why? We figured nothing is gonna prohibit her from having sex on her car besides the visual image that her parents had sex on her car. (laughs) - Yeah. - That was all for her. - We actually were at Taylor's house and it dawned on us on the way to Taylor's house that we had never had sex in that car. And we were like, that's totally what we have to do when we leave her, that is an awesome idea. So, and then Taylor found out we had had sex in Taylor's house a month. I mean, actually years ago, and he was like, what? We were like, yeah, yeah, I think that shook him to his bitter core, actually. - That's like the most sex that happened in that house. - In the seven years that he lived there, probably. - Until Bobaloo. No, no offense. Well, no. (laughs) - I was gonna say, that would be plenty of offense to both me and Dr. Marley Calhoun, but, you know, the fuck you. - The fuck you, that's right. (laughs) - So voicemail. - voicemail, yeah, right? - Wait a minute, there was another story you were supposed to tell. - I don't know. Was it the one that in the court required the 911 call? - Oh. Yes, yes. - Okay, so. Should we tell that story now? Because I wanna do like segment music and stuff like that. - No, that's fine. We'll say that. - That could be a little teaser. - Okay, we'll do the voicemail, and then we'll end with you telling that story. - Okay. - Okay. - Sure. - All right. All right. Well, let's start with the voicemails. We had total from the last time we put voicemails on the show until now we had 20 total. - Next one. - And we went to apologize. And by we, I mean, I went to apologize for not keeping up with the voicemails. And so I sent, we're gonna do, rather than do 20 voicemails all at once, we're gonna do a couple this week, and then we're gonna do the rest of them next week. - And Michael will appreciate that. - Yes, Michael and Kevin. And well, I think all of our listeners, I don't think anybody will listen to 20 voicemails. - Yeah. - You know, we did that where we had, I think it was 37 for our 50th episode and that was. - Yeah, people wanted to kill themselves. - Yeah, and I wanted to kill myself editing it. So this way it's staying within the realm of, you know, getting the episode out in a timely fashion. And also, you know, not doing overkill with the voicemails. - All right. The first voicemail is actually for Ms. Taffy. And it is from Ron Prada Soho. - Okay. - Hi, Taffy, girlfriend, your visual debut is a triumph. And it just reaffirms the way we love you. This is Ron Prada Soho calling. I can't describe the joy we felt when we watched your video for the first time, your spirit and your love of life just shine brilliantly in your eyes and smile from the very beginning. Enjoy the moment. Hugs the tailoring we're down to. Love you guys. Bye. - Well, Ron, that was very nice. And I loved all the kind, kind words that you said. And I'm really glad that people enjoyed the video. And by the way, Ron, your voice is sexy as hell. So thank you again. - Yeah, that was my whole comment on that one too. His voice is kind of sexy. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, he's got the my sticky shoe. We ever explained that because I said that in the episode when I was talking to Nessa, Lane, and Bed. - Yeah, right. - Did we ever say, does anybody know, does anybody like I'm talking like I'm going to say? That's from an episode of Friends when Phoebe was really sick and she had the sexy voice when she was singing and she sang the song, "Masticy Shoe, Masticy Shoe." (laughing) - And then she starts coughing. - Yeah. - Yeah, so when we have the gravelly morning voice, Taffy and I usually see that. When we roll over, look at each other's eyes. - Exactly. - And then say, "How you doing?" (laughing) - My, your breath smells minty. - If you use sphincterine, it smells minty. - They make minty lube. - What'd you say? - Do they make minty lube? - I think so. - I think that's, well, the sphincterine, I think is supposed to clean you out and give you a minty, fresh soda down in your-- - Business. - But. - Okay, moving on. - All right, no. Anyway, the next one is from Peter and Atlanta. - Hey guys, it's Peter from Atlanta, Georgia. First off, Taffy, I want to congratulate you via voice because you lost a lot of weight and you look absolutely wonderful. Second off, I was going to tell you about the fact that I have a podcast, but I'm not going to say what it is because I was hoping that you guys listened to it and know what it is and if you didn't, then maybe you can run to the internet and research it. That and I just feel weird plugging myself. That came out wrong. Anyways, congratulations also on getting a new flip camera. I'm looking forward to having lots of wonderful videos and they will all seem to be in the perfect color and light balance because that seems to it. The flip cameras do really, really well, really, really automatically. And finally, I was going to say that I think you should like, you know, keep your copy of "Talk the Pain Away" by Pete Peaches just so that you can break up the walls, you know, just so, you know, everyone stops talking, yells sudden in the background, "Barant, Darrant." You get the idea. But that's probably a bad idea, but whatever. Once again, congratulations, Taffy. And congratulations for the whole group. Now you're going to have wonderful videos at gay days and I'm looking forward to them immensely. Talk to you later. Bye. - Plug him, plug him. - All right, Jesus. - God, Apolonia's done that. - Okay. - Yeah, and yeah, that would be, we've actually, since he sent us this, we have talked about Apolonia's done before. So. - All right, just tell me when. - No, we, we already worked. - Okay, we're done. - We're talking, yeah, we were already talking, so. - Well, thank you, Peter, from epilonius.net. For your lovely words. Then I'm sure I could listen to you on epilonius.net. - Are we taping? Are we taping? Well, thank you, Peter, from epilonius.net. (laughing) - Epilonius, Epilonius, Epilonius. I just wanted to say it as many times as I could. - You know, I owe Epilonius a, Peter a note because I need to schedule what I'm going to be on his show. If he still wants me, 'cause I forgot to email him back after I got back from Florida. - I know, that's how I feel about Mary. I keep, I keep emailing her and she keeps asking me to be on our show and I'm like, yes, yes, I would love to, I'd love to. And then we never can get it organized, so Mary, call me. I love you. - I thought you told me you guys were going to do something next week. - I have, but we have yet to figure out an actual time date, you know, all that other stuff. So Mary, I love you, call me. (laughing) - And you also were on another show recently. - I was, Ramble Redhead devoted an entire episode to me and he's doing a series of four podcasts about people who've lost weight, people being podcasters. And we just taped it last week and it's going to be out in a couple weeks, we'll certainly let you know on the blog and on another episode of our show when to go and listen to it, but he was a gracious, gracious host, he was very, very nice. And I love doing his show, so thank you again, Ramble Redhead. - Thanks Ramble Redhead. - You're a mess. (laughing) - I've lost four pounds, he hasn't had me in a row, but I've lost four fucking pounds. Why am I not on a weight loss show? - You don't know what it's like. You don't know it's like only have to take two deep breaths into your pants rather than three. (laughing) You don't know the joy that brings to me, the satisfaction. - Speaking of pants, I bought something today. I have tried. - I'm assuming it has something to do with pants. - I have on an actual pair of shorts. Oh no. - You never wear shorts. - No, and I don't. And I must tell you, after wearing them today, I wore them all day long. I must have told Tank about 15 times, I can't wait to get home to take these things off. I felt like I was, honestly, I mean, I can wear the lowest cut shirt. - Are you naked right now? - No, no, shut up. Of course I am. I tell you, I always go to every podcast. But anyways, I can wear the lowest cut shirt doesn't bother me a bit. I can wear totally backless dress, fine. Shorts, for some reason, freak me out completely. Capri-pant, great. Dresses every day. But shorts, I don't know why. They just are weird. And I thought, oh no, okay. I'm gonna buy me a pair of actual jean shorts. I'm talking, you know, a foot above the knee type shorts. And I wore them today with a black polo shirt. And I just felt completely weird in them. He was like, no, no, they look really nice. They look really good. - A foot above the knee. - Well, they weren't like, I mean, they're not hot shorts, but I mean-- - I was gonna say Taffy wears hot pants. It was good 64 artwork. - You have nice legs. I don't know why you would have an issue with that. - Well, thank you. - Well, just 'cause I-- - No, thank you. But I just, I don't ever wear shorts. I mean, never. It's just, it's not an option. I don't even work out in shorts, so it's just weird. But I bought them, I'm wearing them, and I'm growing, growing right before your eyes. Girl, look at you. (laughing) All right, we're off track again. Next, next voicemail. - The next voicemail is actually for somebody who didn't want it played, but we're playing it anyway. This is Heather in Phoenix. - Hi, Heather. - She's probably right now driving her car going, "No!" (laughing) - Hi, this is Heather in Phoenix, Arizona. And I feel like a total dork for calling, but for some strange reason, something told me to call and ask about the cheerleading thing with Taffy and the girls, you know, Lollipop and the little less Huffington. 'Cause I'm watching this thing on the e-channel with the girls getting all kinds of horrible neck injuries. And for some strange reason, I just felt I had to call and make sure that Taffy knows all the stuff. And I'm sure you do, but it's so scary. And I'm a new mom and it just looks really scary. And they have these new vests for the girls, I guess, that do the flying or whatever it is. So in case they fall, they don't break their neck. So anyway, I sound like a total idiot, and please don't play this on the podcast, 'cause I sound like a total idiot. Anyway, love you guys, bye. - Well, Heather, I must tell you, being a licensed coach with the state of Florida, that one of the 90% of your training is the safety aspect. And two of our girls that are currently on our varsity had to go through the exact same safety training as the coaches did because they're the ones who are actually, you know, performing. It is the most dangerous sport that a under 18 child can be in, period, more than gymnastics, more than football, more than lacrosse. It is cheerleading because you have no padding, you are normally on a hard surface via a football track or a gymnastic floor, and you are throwing 100 pound girls in the air that are potentially going to lay it on your face. So yes, and every single, and not in a good way, not in the way that, you know, quarterbacks like. So every single parent, every single cheerleader, every single administrator, every single coach, they have to sign the exact same piece of paper that says, you do realize the sport that your child or you are getting ready to participate in is the number one injury prone sport, period. And unfortunately, that usually doesn't, you know, distract anybody from it, including the parents, but we try to take every conceivable precaution, and unfortunately, none of them are good enough. I mean, they just aren't. And from someone who is nose cheerleading inside and out, so to speak, it'll never be good. It will never be the way it should be. You know, I hate so many things about cheerleading, I can't even tell you, and every single one of them has to do with safety. And that is why when Taylor, the first time he went to a competition, he was, he couldn't stop gasping because there is just an element of, you know, little girls throwing other little girls in the air is just, it's a natural question. So thank you, and you know what? I absolutely understand where the fear comes from. My mother never ever goes to a cheerling competition because she threw up the first time she went over at the state fair because it actually made her a ball of nerves. So yes, I understand where it comes from, and unfortunately, I still let my daughters do it, so either I'm an idiot or I don't know, but it is scary, no question about it. And I know that you're a new mom, so I give you another, you know, one or two years before there's a bow in her hair, but it's okay. (laughing) But thank you for your concern. Yes, congratulations, and I wanna see pictures because we were in a restaurant yesterday and there was like a six month old, and I asked Taylor, I said, do you think there would be a finnad if I walked over and just asked if I could breastfeed the baby? (laughing) Probably, I was like, ah, dad. So you think let me pick up a child, just bring it to your breast. Exactly. Where were we where you started taking pictures of the baby, and I said, I think they're gonna frown upon a competition. I was, we were in Majiano's, and I was taking pictures of the baby next to us because she was just precious. I love her. Actually looked at that picture the other day. Longingly, no, I'm just kidding. But no, thank you for your concern, and I'm, we're, we're, we're, we're. Um, go ahead. Okay, next time, sorry. Well, and we go from one of Taffy's loves to another Taffy's loves, and that's from, the next call is from Leah in Michigan. Hey guys, this is Leah from Detroit, Michigan. I am currently listening to all your episodes, and I have to tell you, I absolutely love them. But I am a huge NASCAR fan, and I am watching the All Star Race that is on Saturday night. And Taffy, I would want you to know that there is a drum cadence on stage, and I know that makes you happy because I have the same love for the drum cadences that you do. I was in marching band in my eighth grade and ninth grade, well, I actually all throughout high school. So I just wanted to let you know, 'cause I know if you were watching this, you'd be feeling the same way I am. So I just wanted to tell you guys that I love the show, and I can't wait to get caught up. I'm currently episode 48, so I only have 10 more to go. Have a good day, bye. - Well, Leah, while I absolutely question your affection for NASCAR, it does make me love you a lot that you appreciate the idea of a drum line. So I love them. In fact, Taylor has put a spark in my ear, and on July 12th, DCI, which is Drum Corps International, is coming to Orlando, and we're already going to be up there to support Kevin for his play. So I'm trying to swing away that I can go watch them, because, as you know, marching band music is porn. To me, and so I appreciate, anyone who appreciates that, I understand. - I don't think that theater downtown is going to appreciate a wet seat when you come back from the Drum Corps and sit down in one of their chairs. - I know I would have to bring a change of clothes. - Oh. - Maybe two. If there's a big push through one of them, oh yeah. And that sounds dirty, but it's not, but yes. - It's more-- - Kevin walking in heels and slipping on the floor, because he-- (laughing) - Aww. (laughing) - Once again, my vagina is a source of amusement for Taylor. (laughing) - It's one of the, your vagina is a source of amusement for both Tank and Taylor. - Yeah, that's true. But it's a little bit of irony in there. - Completely different ways. (laughing) My vagina is here for your pleasure. (laughing) She has, she has a shingle on her front step. (laughing) That and backdoor buddies or the backdoor friends are the best. (laughing) - We were at someone's house the other day that had a doormat that said, well, butter my biscuit, look who's here. (laughing) I don't think so. - Were you in Louisiana? - No, exactly, apparently. I had crossed over into the seventh dimension of hell. - No, paint me red, slap my ass, and call me Sally. (laughing) - Alright. - Next. - Yeah, right. (laughing) - The next one is Tom Ticks on the World. - Hey gang, it's Tom from Tom Ticks on the World. And just want to let you know that I really like your podcast, Rodin. I hope you're feeling better by now. And I hope that Taylor, you made it back to Florida. It's safe and sound, or at least safe and healthy. And I just want to thank you so much for helping me out with the encouragement that I needed to put together my podcast, which is Tom Ticks on the World, and my website, topticks on the world.com. And I think I sound like Rebel Redhead when I do that. Anyway, you can listen for it on iTunes now. iTunes has now picked up my sample and will be broadcasting probably once a week for now and see how it goes. But I just want to say thank you so much for what you've done to help me out. And thank you so much for your great podcast. Hope you guys are doing well. And I look forward to the next episode of PODS by Profile It. You take care. - Yes, and we want to send all of our listeners over to Tomticks on the world.com. I was just there actually a few minutes ago, right? I wanted to make sure I got the name of the address, right? So I went over to the blog. It's a good blog. And Tom is showing his face to the world. - Nice, is it a cute face? - It's a kind of cute face. It's definitely, he's not cute 'cause he's like swab-looking. - Yes, he is very swab-looking. And I can tell that from his manhunt profile. - Oh, oh, wow. - 'Cause Tomticks on the world contacts me on the manhunt every once in a while. Apparently, Tom wants to take on the Rodan. (laughing) - Tomticks on Rodan's ass apparently. - Hey, hey, hey. My ass is sacred. - It is Sunday. It is the Lord's Day. (laughing) - My ass is sacred. Episode 64 one, title. - It's like a Hindu cow, that Rodan's ass. (laughing) - Between that and my vagina's for your pleasure. - Oh, God, it's like a Hindu cow. That's the title for episode 64. (laughing) Good Lord. All right. Well, now we're getting into, as it got closer to gay days, which was towards the end of May, and we have two messages one after the other from a fairy princess Holly from, we're mean because you're stupid. - You mean Holly from Minneapolis? - Let's go say from Minneapolis. This is Holly from Minneapolis. Like she's all proud that she gets to say that. She's a mess. Hey cupcakes, it is Holly from Minneapolis. And as you may or may not know, I've listened to you guys at the very beginning and I adore your show. And I can't wait to meet you guys in a couple of weeks. So, that's all. Bye, it's Holly again. And did you notice how well I follow instructions? Because I don't think I've ever in my life said, "Hi, this is Holly from Minneapolis." (laughing) Okay, I'm a dork. So, bye. - And she sounds so sweet and innocent. Completely, I like the way she sounds on her show. (laughing) - Or in person. - Or in person, exactly. We love Holly. - Holly's awesome. We love Holly. You should definitely try, if you're not already listening to "Warming" because you're stupid, you should totally go over there and listen because it has Holly and Walt. - And somebody else who I don't remember her name. (laughing) - I was wondering what you were just saying. My transcontinental girlfriend. Transcontinental, is that right? - Tranny, continent, don't I mean? (laughing) - Call her a tranny. - I'll be the tranny. I'll be the tranny for Nessa. (laughing) And by the way, Nessa, I haven't called for my number on your show, but I am putting in my official application to be a listener who gets a number. So, you guys decide whatever number you wanna give me. If 69 is still open, I would love to take that one. - Oh. - I bet you would. - Yes. I'm almost caught up on "Warming" because you're stupid. I think I'm still like four, so it's behind. Which is caught up for me because I didn't realize they were releasing every two weeks, every twice a week. - Let me tell you something. Ness' giggle kills me. - Oh, yes. - Have you heard about Walt's Bush yet? - Well, I heard a little bit about it on "Dile H." 'Cause I caught up completely on "Dile H" today, so. - Oh. - Mm, "Dile H." - That's okay. The littlest Huffington had to leave her iPod in the car when she went to camp. Guess what's on it? "Dile H." - Oh, really? - Really? - I have no idea if she has listened to it or if it was an accidental thing because Tango's, "Have you seen what's in her list?" I said, "What?" And he equips it around, "Dile H." I went, "Oh, oh, oh, oh." Yeah. - I can show you if whether or not it's been listened to or not. - I was just like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah." - Have you plugged it in yet? - No. - Okay, when I come over this week, I'll show you how to check to see if it's actually been played or not. - And by this week, you mean in 12 hours, but that's fine. (laughing) - Okay. - All right. The next voicemail made me a little tingly. - Down there. - Down there. It's from Jimmy and Dayton. - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Hey guys, this is Jimmy from Dayton, Ohio. I just wanted to call and let y'all know that I'm here at IML in Chicago. This place is off the chain. I have never seen so many hot guys in leather. Ooh, anyway. I just thought, "Hopefully y'all can hear me, I'm on the stuff on outside." But I just had to call and tell y'all, this place is off the chain. Talk to you later, bye. - I had no idea what the IML was, but I think I understand it a little bit because when I walk into certain furniture stores and I go to the leather section, my nipples get just a little hard. (laughing) I might understand now the whole IML thing. - So let me see if I got this right. Jimmy. - From Dayton. - From Dayton. - From Dayton. - Is going to a leather convention, conference, whatever you wanna call it. - A conference. - Which means there's a good chance that Jimmy and/or Mr. Difficult are in harnesses. - Oh, good points. - Or swings, leather swings or leather harnesses? - Swings. - Oh my God. - Assless chaps. - No, you have to listen. You have to understand something. This is so funny that this is so timely because today I was in a tractor supply store and I put on a horse's harness. I swear to God, I put on a horse's harness. - Did you in tank buy said harness? - No, I was being silly with the girls and because of course the reason I was being silly is because I was in a tractor supply store. So you know-- - So you know the place. - Okay, well they're not all over the place here and they are fascinating because you walk in and you know that you've been transported to an entirely different dimension where everybody has no John Deere girl tank tops on and stuff. So they had like, you know, hats and cowboy boots and stuff. So I put them on and they had the whole section of the horse's harnesses. So I put both of my arms through one and I tried to get Lollipop to carry me like I was, you know, like a backpack or something which of course she was completely offended. But I gotta tell you, I think there was something kind of cool about it and I totally understand the whole other harness thing. - Do you understand I have to file reports when you tell me things like this? - Yeah, tank you and I might have to go shopping for leather harness, that would be awesome. - But can I make a comment though about Jimmy's voicemail because as adorable as he sounds and I've seen his picture and he is adorable, the whole, it's off the game. - He's not adorable, he's fucking hot. - He and Mr. Difficult. - Yeah. - Again, Viva La France if we go to the sauerkraut festival. - The sauerkraut festival is inevitable and they will come down and we will be the meat in their love sandwich. We will be the sausage in their sauerkraut Sunday. - Yes, we'll go off the chain comment though. It sounds a little weird coming from him. A little weird but now that I'm thinking he's in the leather it may seem more appropriate than I thought. - Now is the leather flag the black blue and I think silver? - Is that the leather? - It's black blue, white and I think there's a red heart in it. - Yes, okay. - 'Cause otherwise it's like a... - We're totally gonna make that the artwork for this. - Absolutely, absolutely. - Happy Pride everybody. - 'Cause otherwise it doesn't like the missing in action symbol or something if it's just black and blue. - And that's just black and white. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know what you're talking about. We're interrupting you again 'cause you're crazy. - This is why we interrupt you. - This is why we interrupt you. - All right, go ahead. Next. - Stop that. - I like it. I like when Tabby's boss it makes me a little wet myself. - Wow, give me a leather whip and you and I'll talk. Big boy. (laughing) - No you won't 'cause you'll have a bit in your mouth apparently. - No, there's no equine, bit in my mouth thing. Come on. - A butt plug with a horse. (laughing) - Don't they really make those? - Yes. - Yes, of course they do. Don't you ever watch, you know, real sex where they have the whole-- - I think that's where I saw it. - Like crush each other and yeah. Yes, Lola Lafayette and I, that makes us giggle every time we watch it because it just, it's funny to me. Doesn't mean I wouldn't go, you know, not be doing it. - You have the complete HBO series on DVD. (laughing) - That would be awesome. Send your complete episodes too. Pause my co-pilot. I, sorry. - Melanie. - Melanie. - I love Bob Zorgh. - Our guest, Melanie from the Don't Quit Your Day job podcast. - I love Melanie. - And she left us a message. And she is in agreement with us about a body part of another podcaster. - Mm hmm. - Yes. - Hello pumpkins. This is Melanie and Plano. I thought I'd give you a call because I haven't called in recently, apart from the congratulations to Taffy show. I have to agree however with Miss Carlisle, Huffington Carlisle, Carlisle Huffington? With the widow Carlisle, Carlisle Huffington. I'm sorry it's Friday and I'm having a margarita. But I have to agree with Taffy when she commented that oh my God, look and Michael's arms. If I knew that carrying around a 40 pound puppet would produce things like that, I would insist that every man in this country, for some reason or another be required to carry a 40 pound puppet. It would certainly make things like surgery interesting. Never mind. Anyway boys and girl, love you all. Talk to you later. Bye. - Bye. - Michael is as big as a baby's arm. I mean, oh my God. - Oh Jesus. - I beg your pardon. - Wow. - I mean, he's got a great arm. - They did ride together on the Haunted Mansion maybe Rodan knows, you never know. - No, my hand-- - Do you wanna rephrase that by engineering? - Well, you know what I mean. - I mean, Michael has-- - I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to him. - Michael has really great arms. They felt really nice between my thighs. - Ow. - Okay. (laughing) - Michael at Gay Days, just a little bit of background. Michael at Gay Days made a big point of making sure that we could make Taylor as jealous as possible. So, he made little advances. - Why we love Michael even more. - Oh my God, yes. - So Matt, you don't think you hear enough Rodan? Trust me, you're gonna be hearing a lot less of him with every episode. (laughing) - Hey, hey, hey. - You be nice. - Back off, Michael. Back off. (laughing) - Anyway. - Yeah, right. - The totally, like, flusters, Taylor. - That's 'cause he likes it. - Candle in front of his picture every night. - Oh, yeah. - And then, and then, and then-- - Michael at Loop, there's two little candles on his nightstand. Bobaloo, poor Bobaloo has to see that every night. (laughing) - The mental limit to that makes me tickle. - Oh, sorry. (laughing) - We're gonna be in so much trouble after this project. - Oh, yes, we know. - Next, all right. - I did not understand the next one 100%. - Yeah, the next one, I don't know who sent it to us, but it is possibly the creepiest voicemail that you've ever gotten on top of my co-pilot. - Yeah. - Here we go. - Hello, my friend. It's Princess Jasmine. I've been waiting to talk with you. I just heard that you'll be spending the night away from home for the first time. - That sounds very exciting. And maybe a little scary too. You know, even Princesses get scared of new things or places sometimes. So remember, it's all right to be nervous, especially when you miss your family. - And I think it's scary because now I know I can go to a website and apparently see Jasmine's Bush, so that makes me a little greedy. - Right, yeah, 'cause I heard that voicemail after I'd seen Jasmine's Bush, so I was a little bit, oh my God. And she zips up the genie. - Oh, again, I haven't went to see this. Apparently she rubbed his lamp a little too much. - Yeah, that's a word for it. - Yeah, that was creepy. - Finally, we have a voicemail from... - It's from Ryan? - Yeah, from Ryan. - And he's leaving a voicemail for his co-host, a voicemail that he left on. Many other podcast voicemail machines as well. - But I think that's nice. - Hey guys, it's Ryan Star Jones calling. I'm very excited for gay days. We should have a blast. And I'm also calling to wish Jason a happy belated birthday. So, happy birthday, Jason. Bye guys. - It is very sweet. - Because you know what? My birthday was two weeks ago. I don't recall either of you doing it, so ugh. Sorry, go ahead. - I see you every day. - No, but you didn't make Taffy's birthday famous, so she could have a whole birthday month. - That's right. - Because, you know, she leads such a, you know... Sheltered Life, thank you. No, that is actually what made me actually laugh out loud on Ryan's was what he says after his name. And you know why. You have to find a way to play that on this episode because it's funny. - I will, I will end. There is an ongoing joke from an old Chris Rock album where he talks about Star Jones and it's four seconds in the background of something and it makes Taffy laugh every time she hears it. So, I will put that on the end of this episode. It's a porno PSA, so. (laughs) Well, we only have a few more minutes. Do you want to tell your story or should we talk about the contest? - It's up to you. You're the great, you know, man behind the curtain, so you tell me. - You are the moderator. - Okay. Well, let's talk about the contest real quick and then we can, then we can go on. - Right. - Okay, we are going to have another contest. As we mentioned in last, woo! As we mentioned in the last episode, episode 69 is when we are going to tell the John Goodman story, the ultimate John Goodman story. And we have been blessed to have 108 reviews on iTunes. - Thank you, thank you. - That was amazing. - Some of you may recall that we had sort of a recruitment for a reviews drive a while back and that was when Joe from Colorado was on our show. So, hi Joe, by the way, send us an email. Let us know how you're doing. I was thinking about you the other night when I was thinking about this contest. - When he was touching himself inappropriately. - Yeah. - Absolutely. - Like you know all my guys. And what I don't even know what you said, I'm just gonna keep going. So, what we're gonna do is we are going to have another review drive where we're gonna try and get as many reviews as possible in the next few weeks. What I need for you to do is leave us a five star review and after you leave us a five star review, I would like for you to send us an email at potismicopilot.com giving us your iTunes name and letting us know you sent a review. Your name will be put in to the drawing to be a listener on the show for episode 69 where you will get to be one of the, I guess the studio audience. - Of the live shows, yeah. - Yes, the live show, the live taping of Potismicopilot. Now, some of you, there's already 108 of you who have left a review in the past and we don't want you to think that you're not eligible for this. However, rather than put in 108 reviews 'cause there may be some of you guys that don't listen anymore, but left us a review a while back. Those of you who are still here, if you want to be in the contest, please let us know. Send me an email at potismicopilot@gmail.com and let us know what your screen name is and then we'll put you in. Does that make sense? - Yes. - So here, all right, so here's the thing. What I wanna do is we will be drawing a contest in a video podcast form around the time that episode 67 comes out. Okay. - Okay. - So, this is gonna be episode 64, so you have 64, 65, 66, and then we'll go up to the night that we tape 67, which we'll have an exact date for that coming up soon. - So you have about a month? - Yes, you have about a month to get in some reviews and let us know if you already sent a review in. Now, in order to be on the show, you need to have a headset with a microphone, which you can get those at Best Buy for about, you can get a cheap one for like $25, $30. And you also have to have the ability to download Skype and Audacity. Yes, so those are sort of the requirements to be eligible for this episode, which are both-- - And also, more importantly, you have to be allowed to be recorded that says that you will not divulge any or you will not reprint and you will not tell anyone else the John Goodman story until we have released it because you will have two or three days ahead of the rest of our listeners, so you can't post any hidden secrets about it. You can't leave a comment on our blog that says, "Oh my God, I can't believe." And then you fill in the blank and no one else has heard it. So you have to be shh. - You have to be sworn to secrecy. - You have to be sworn to secrecy. - You have to be sworn to secrecy. - Exactly. - And you also cannot have a weak stomach. - God knows, yeah, we have to do a disclaimer of at least when people get out. - I have already started recording a disclaimer for the episode. I've already done artwork for the episode too. I showed it to Rodan the other night. - It needs giggle. - Yeah, it did make him giggle. So, yeah, so that's pretty much our contest. So be sure to get in here reviews. - I'm excited. - I am excited too, 'cause I cannot wait to see and hear and understand people's reaction to the John Goodman story. - Because when you think it's gotten as bad as it's gonna get, nope, it keeps going. - Yeah, 'cause, and this is a story where the payoff is probably as good as the buildup. - Yeah, it's the gift it keeps on giving, really. (laughing) - If it's something that can make Taylor and Taffy laugh for, what is it, three years now? - No, no, no. - For years? - It doesn't just make us laugh. It makes us laugh, gag, and cry all at the same time. (laughing) - Every person I've ever told a story to is either being completely horrified or has their head on the table fine, 'cause they're laughing so hard. - Or both, so. - Yeah, we're both. - We are really building this thing up, so I hope this doesn't fall flat. - Yeah, people are gonna listen to it and go, that's it? - Yeah. - Unsubscribe. - Exactly. - But fuck you too. - All right, all right. We have about, I would say, with the voicemails, we probably have about four, we're probably gonna be about 50 minutes, so why don't you tell your story real quick? - Okay. - All right, and we are going to have a new segment. This is gonna become a regular segment on the show, and here's the music for it real quick. (upbeat music) - You're listening to another installment of Taffy Carlisle Huffington, Concerned Citizen. (upbeat music) - All right, so, yes. Thursday, Tank had rented me this big, shiny, new, fabulous bike, 'cause he's trying to get me to buy a new bike, and he wanted me to try this one out, so I was returning it to the bike shop, and I come out of the bike shop, and there is a blue minivan parked beside my car, with a two-year-old in it, in a car seat, asleep in the middle of the day. And no one else is in the said vehicle. - Oh my gosh. - Okay, my tolerance for that is about one second. So I stand there, and I wait, and I wait, and I wait, and I'm looking around, and there's a produce mart, like a nail salon, the bike shop, and like, you know, a dry cleaners. So even though this is absolutely inexcusable for even five seconds, I'm thinking, okay, I will stand here. So when one minute passed, I set the timestamp on my cell phone. I put my cell phone up to the window, and it took a picture. The next minute passed, I set the timestamp, I took a picture, and I called 911. And let me tell you something. If you ever wanna get 911 quick, all you have to do is the first thing out of your mouth say, "There's a child locked in a car." And the next question was, what is your location? - You told me you did that for six minutes. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. - Okay. - Oh no, I wasn't gonna leave the baby in the car for six minutes for God's sakes, but I took six pictures a minute apart before the police, the police arrived actually in a matter of God. I don't know how many seconds. - Yeah, that's fast, I've messed. They were there incredibly fast. - 'Cause it's like 15 minutes in a car, and that kind of, if that. - Oh yeah, now this is like 10, 30 in the morning, but it's still, you know, Pinellas County, Florida. Get real. - In June, exactly. - So as soon as the police pulls up behind the minivan, and I'm already standing out of my car, and I'm at that point where I'm really starting to seriously consider, do I try to break? Do I try to, I have one of those hammer things that you can hit windows with. Do I really try to break into this car? You know, there's still, the baby is in the car. The police pulls up about two seconds after the police pulls up, the woman comes out of the nail salon, and she's like, is there a problem? Oh, hold on, it gets worse. Is there a problem? And he goes, ma'am, is this your vehicle? And she goes, well, yeah, and I said, I have been, she goes, I had my eyes on the car the whole time. She was sleeping, and you know, this is a cool morning. Okay, so you can imagine the tolerance that the police officer has at this point. So I'm showing him the pictures on my cell phone, six, one minute apart. Okay, who knows how long she was out there? You know, I don't know. So I told the woman, I said, if your eyes were on her the entire time, if I saw a stranger holding their cell phone up to my car window and taking pictures of my baby that is in the car, I think I would have walked outside and said, what the hell are you doing? You know. - Oh gosh. - So I finally, I was getting to the point where like the little bane on the top of my head was about to pop off, you know, on my hands, which was like literally shaking 'cause I just wanted to ring this fucking woman's neck. And so I asked the police officer, you know, do I need to do anything else? And he was just like, you know, and at this point, he's writing down her tag number. He's writing, you know, she's borderline starting to maybe cry, maybe not cry. She's already got both of the sliding doors open. The baby's still asleep. So who knows, you know, who knows? I mean, the baby was fine. This first thing, the very first thing the officer did when she opened the door was he took her pulse. And you know, she was fine, she was sleeping. It was obvious, she was fine. She wasn't really even sweating. That's not the point, you know, at that point, it's not the point. So he let me go. And of course, the whole time, I'm like, arrest her. - Yeah. - Because calm, thy name is Tappy in that situation. You know, and I'm in my daughter's car and she drives an element. So it has those jump doors where both of the doors are open before you can actually close 'cause I had to take the bike out. So you know, it's like the whole side of my car is open as I'm, you know, getting ready to pull away and I'm doing the whole, you know, lock her up. Yeah. And you can just see the officer looking at me like, get in the car, close door, shut up. You know what I'm gonna do. But you know, it's one of those things where, I don't know if it's, I know it's not, I know it has that thing to do with being a mom. I think it's just a human reaction where stupid is just unacceptable and it made me, it made me so angry, it made me cry. It just pissed me off so bad to think this idiot is having her nails done. Are you fucking kidding me? You know what I mean? - I mean, she's literally like 10 minutes away from being, you know, on the 11 o'clock. - Dead, she's 10 minutes away from being dead, exactly. And so the where I was was parked right beside where we have a bicycling trail, you know, and I literally had pulled out of the parking lot and I was on the phone, I was on the phone to tank, I was on the phone to my mom, I was on the phone to Taylor because it was one of those things where I had to have people talk me down. You know what I mean? When you get to that, you know, there's that level of, you're afraid and then when fear comes down, mad comes up, I was, I was at 100% of both of them. It was just, it was just total adrenaline and I just needed to be talked off the ledge, you know, it was one of those things up. And then the baby, and then the cop, and then the mother. And then, you know, so I was all twirly. I was the woman who I sat next to in Chile today. So yes, that's my concern to this in a way. Now this is the third time I have ever, ever even called the police or actually taken my car and pulled behind another car to keep them from pulling out which the police officer later told me was entrapment and I could have actually been arrested for, which I didn't know, where people had left their kids in the car to do something. I just, I cannot, I don't leave my dog in the fucking car. You know what I mean? And not letting you have it running. There's no way that's gonna be an option. I cannot wrap my brain around that. So that's my, that's my Taffy Carla Huffington Concerned Citizen Story for the week. - Oh my God. - And I hope that we never have to do another one of these because you know what, if we don't then that means there aren't any more stupid parents. I don't think that's gonna happen but you never know. - I was gonna say, that means we'll be doing one of these a week. - A day, yes. - We may have to do a whole 'nother show. (laughing) - The whole new podcast. - Exactly. All right guys, well we are getting very close to being an hour long. So thank you all very much for listening to episode 64. As always, you can go to our blog which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com and don't forget to let us know if you were to review and you wanna be in the contest. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165. We're gonna play the rest of our voicemails next week on Next Week Show. And what am I forgetting? 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