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PiMC: Episode 63 - The Dinner Was Wrapped In Sex, or Do You Keep This On A Project Planner?
A new name for Taffy's lady junk....food porn, alligators and physical exertion in Celebration....Taylor has a Mac Attack, and turns into Hazel.....Rodan needs some buttlove.....and Tank Huffington, male porn star.....
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(upbeat music) - You're listening to Pot as My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle, Huffington, and Rodin. (upbeat music) Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to episode 63 of Pot as My Co-Pilot. I'm joined tonight with Taffy Carl. - That's hot. - Oh, that was sexy. - All right. - He's joined tonight by Taffy Carlisle, Huffington. Hello, and Rodin. (laughs) - Hello, boys and ladies. He wants to do a proper beginning. - That's all right. That's all right. We'll just keep it in. - He's proper. - So, how's everybody doing? - He's a proper man. - Fabulous. How was your weekend away? - My weekend away left parts of me sore. - I was gonna say, can you walk? - Oh. - Well, I tell you what. Honestly, you laugh and jest, but over the last three days, we rode 20 miles on our bikes. - Oh, God. - And at one point, we were having sex and in the throes of passion, my only response was, if you want me to ride a bike today, you better knock it off. (both laugh) - Well, I wish you'd saved that story for the Christmas party. - I know. - With children laying about, opening their presents. - Exactly. So, but yeah, we had a great time, ah. - So, it's banana seats for you? - Let me, you know what? It's funny you should say that because I even ask him. Do they even make banana seats anymore? And it's not that, it's the whole, I don't know, I think whoever created bicycle seats was a masochist, same person who created high heels because your ass first off, and I had one of those independent where it has the channel in the middle. So like, each cheek has its own little thing to sit on, which is lovely. But, you know, as we've discussed before, I have a tendency to go commando and girls shouldn't wear jeans or even jink of prepants while riding a bike and not wear underwear. It's bad. - Oh! - I wish we all had eye chat right now because the look, I'm just, the look on my face right now. - So, imagine the look on Kevin's face when he listens to this. (laughing) - I, it looks like I just saw a vagina. - Exactly. - That's pretty much the look on my face. - We had a great time though. - Soar rubbed raw. - No, it's not sore and rubbed raw, don't be gross. But it did, at one point I did say, okay, I have to be nice to it. So, we have to go to the IKEA and walk around for a little bit. There'll be no more bike riding. Not for a little while. So, that's what we did. And I talked to Michael and he was working at Sluths and we didn't get to see him, but we did chit chat with him for a little while. He was making himself a tuna fish sandwich, actually. Which, again, sounds dirty. - Oh, well. - Right, I talked to Michael earlier today. - Aw. It was basically a weekend of everything Tank and I love to do, which was we ran around through the woods and all the wood trails on bikes. And then we, I think I took 24 different pictures of Tank with a Starbucks in his hand. Yeah, because pretty much we would ride our bike for about an hour and a half and then come back and have a Starbucks and ride our bike for an hour and a half and then come back and have Starbucks. And then we'd walk around town and shop and come back and have a Starbucks. - So it was country bike ride and Starbucks and fucking. That's pretty much a weekend. - Throw in throwing shopping and books a million and that's pretty much the weekend. Yeah, it was a little slice of heaven. Yeah, it was wonderful. - In the town of celebration. - In the town of celebration where literally, at one point we were sitting at the street side cafe looking at the lake where the alligators swimming by and all the big giant flag buntings around, you know, around the lake with the fountains that are shooting water up in the air and all the little children are running around it and there's puppies laying at people's feet while they're eating at the cafe. Yeah, it's a little slice of Americana that of course just made me go, "I wanna move here." - Were they real people or were they-- - They were real people, but I did say at one point because we watched the alligators swim past our room and I said, "Yep, he's going into work. "He's on Disney time, you know, gotta check in, "gotta make an appearance." But it's beautiful there. - Can the alligator have gotten to the kids and the puppies? - Let me tell you something. This is one thing that I did actually have, I took a few with. Where the lake is, there are steps and the steps have like rocking chairs and umbrellas, but you can pretty much, actually you can, there's nothing stopping it. You can take the steps all the way down into the water and there were little kids fishing and the alligator is four foot and the, now unless the steps going down into the water are split-- - Alligators four foot long or alligators four foot away. - Both. And I, if I have tanks sitting right here, if I'm exaggerating anything, please back me up. But you could absolutely take the steps into the water and there was no fence, no gate, no divider, no nothing. - Tell them you knew that. - Yeah, nothing telling you do not swim. There was a sign that said, you know, it is against sort of law to harass alligators. There was nothing that said do not swim, nothing that said do not get in water, nothing that said do not provoke them. And we only saw, I think two, but there were people fishing off the dock and people standing on the stairs and no one seemed to bother, mine, the alligator, I thought it was-- - But that's very Florida though. - I guess, that really is very Florida to have, 'cause you have alligators in like, some of the natural springs up north, up in northern Florida. And you have people swimming in there, next alligators and everything too. - I believe that many people who we go to Orlando with have swam and swings and springs with alligators. But that's a little different. This is very much a quasi-touristy place, you know, where people from out of town who maybe don't interact with alligators on a daily, you know, or even weekly basis would know that, which I didn't think was kind of strange, but we were all over every single trail back in there and they have beautiful, beautiful wooded trails and there is not a sign anywhere that says, beware of this, watch out for this, don't touch this, there's nothing. - All I was thinking of when you said harass alligators is making fun of their outfits. - Exactly. You have on white after winter? - They dance with hippos. - What were you thinking wearing that? - Exactly. - Stupid alligator. - At least it's bag matches the shoes. - Mwah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, king. Yes, so. But we went to IKEA and we shopped and we got rained on while we were riding our bikes and we actually had it, we had a lovely time. Tenk and I enjoy one another's company quite a lot, so we can-- - Clearly. - We can spend, you know, 90 hours together and not sick of each other quite yet. In fact, we actually came home. - And if anyone needs proof of that, they just need to look at her calloused clitoris. - Exactly. The calloused clitoris will probably give it away. I don't know. His eyebrows just went up really high. We actually came home and went on a bike ride, so. That's pretty much been the last four days of my life, which has been-- - The first step is admitting that you have a problem. - I know. Let me tell you why. - All right. - I know what's gonna happen. There, are you becoming like an exercise bulimic? Exercise including sex. - No, it's just, I know that I, if I have over-intulged, I'm going to work out a touch more than normal. And I, we did go to Johnny's hideaway and-- - Oh, you did? - Oh, yes, we did. In fact, okay. Which, who is the one who has food porn? - We're mean because you're stupid. - Okay, well, as you know, we have a video for them that I have to figure out. Taylor has to figure out a way to send it to them because it is nothing but food porn. But I took some food porn pictures because when the three of us were there last time, we missed the boat. And that would be the Madagascar shrimp. - Yeah. - Okay, you know in Florida where you can get big shrimp and they go by count. So like 12, a 12 count is 12 shrimp to a pound. - Yeah. - And we go to a restaurant that has really, really big shrimp as our shrimp cocktail. And I think they're a nine count. They're tens. Tank ordered the Madagascar shrimp last night. And she goes, okay, you'll be getting three. They were three to four counts. Three to four was a pound. - We took a picture of Tank's hand beside one of the shrimp. There's absolutely nothing I could say that would prepare you for it. - Did he have to wrestle it to the ground before he could eat it? - It's the biggest thing. It was bigger than my lobster tail. It's the biggest shrimp you've ever seen. - That sounds dirty. - It does sound dirty. - Because again, back to the cattle store. - Stop it. (laughing) - We're gonna call it your lobster tail. - My lobster tail, you know. - I prefer scalp. (laughing) - Excuse me. - Ew, Tank just said as long as I can dip it in butter. That sounds dirty. - No. (laughing) - Oh, and that's why we love Tank. - Just the way it will. - I think it makes its own essential oils. It doesn't need butter. - That's so wrong. It's so wrong. (laughing) - And for the record, you're the one who brought up talking about your machine. - I know, I know. - And there was a quasi sorta kinda, not really a celebrity, but wanted to be a celebrity. At the restaurant. - A Johnny's hideaway? - Yep. - And that person was? - Wendy Pepper from the first season of Project Runway. - Shut up. - Yep, and she was there with her design team and they had taken a meeting with somebody and they were all sitting there talking about it and the little manager that was there the night we were there and then the night we went back. She came over to the table and I'm like, okay, so don't ask her, just read her shirt and see what her shirt says 'cause I know that's who it is. And I thought that was kinda cool. They said directly across from us. And of course, I was trying to, you know, be nonchalant and take a picture of her and I never did get one. Because then I was all distracted 'cause there was otters in the little, like fountain lake area outside the window and I was like-- - Little skinny hairy guys were follicking in the fountain. - Skitty hairy guys were follicking in the water, yeah. So, I don't know what it was. - Ooh, who's the big hunky guy with the girl with the lobster tailbone legs? - Aw, come on. But no, I will post a picture of the shrimp because they are amazing. Shut up and everything I'm gonna say is gonna sound dirty so I can't say anything. - I'm just picturing the little legs. (laughing) - That's more hard. - You're a mess. So, I have a question for you. - For who, me? - Yes, at last we spoke yesterday. You were in a bit of a snit and I believe these sentence, tomorrow's the last day I can take the Mac back, came out. Imagine my disdain knowing that I was 90 miles away and couldn't talk 'em off the ledge. So is it in your house or did you take a Mac, be honest? - No, it's still in my house. It's still in my house. - And did you go to Tampa and scream and yell and throw things? - No, no, okay. And I have been working on this for a week and I really don't want to talk too much about it but I will just give the basic information. I talked a little bit last week about the fact that I couldn't seem to get my music from my PC to my Mac to transfer it all so that it's on iTunes. And I got some really nice emails from people giving me some ideas and some of our listeners including Peter from Atlanta told me about some programs that I could use to try and use it and for some reason it wasn't working. - Okay. - Up 'til Saturday. Come to find out that I think I have solved the problem. - Okay. - And the problem is not so much that it is the computer or the iPod but it is that USB hub that I purchased. That might be the problem because I've started using the USB port on the side of my keyboard and it seems to be working a little bit better but I'm still kind of leery about the program that I'm using. So I have proceeded to start taking a two gigabyte memory card and just filling it up on the PC, moving it over, putting it in my downloaded area and then doing it that way. And that seems to be working so far. - Oh good. - Now unfortunately that means eventually I'm going to have double the amount of music because I'm gonna have music in my iTunes file and my downloaded. But I think I can delete the stuff from my downloaded because it'll make a copy of it in the iPad. This is very fascinating for people I'm sure. But there's a new problem with the iMac. - Oh God. - And that is that sometimes when I put in CDs 'cause I've been just taking all of my CDs and slowly putting them in. It'll read the CD for like a split second, then the CD disappears from my screen, disappears from iTunes everywhere. - Is it a copy CD or is it the actual CD? - No, it's an actual CD. So then what I would have to do is I would have to put the Mac in a sleep mode and then hit the eject button. The disc pops out, I put the disc back in and then iTunes reads it. Yeah, I did that for about 15 discs last night before I was like, I can't do this anymore. - Aw. - Scaring the dogs 'cause I threw my hands over the air and y'all didn't walk away 'cause it was like, it was just too much. - Poor tailbone. - But now today everything seems to be working. So I don't know if it was just feeling a little under the weather or what the problem was, but so for now I'm just going to slowly, you know what? I wanna listen to my seal music. So I'm gonna get all my music from seal off the PC and I'm gonna transfer it over. And then the next day I'll pick another one. I just did that with all of my Jill Scott. - Mm-hmm. - And oh my God, I've been listening to Jill Scott all day. It's been amazing. I love her. - Yeah, me too. - Yeah. - But I am also all completely caught up on podcasts. - And I, you know what? And I did check the website a couple times where we were gone and I saw that you had encouraged drum and I as well as our listeners to listen to a Prairie Home Companion, but I forget which episode it was. - No, it was This American Life. - But this, I'm sorry, This American Life. - It's called, it's called Duty Calls and it's the, they only have one episode up on their server at any given time. And then when they change the next minute you can't go back and get the old episodes but you can listen to them on their website. But this is one that you in particular, I told you about this when-- - Yes, I remember. - And it's just about this family in Florida that's totally fucked up and the narrator is the, you know, it's just one of those amazing, it's an amazing podcast and I'm sure a lot of our listeners listen to This American Life 'cause they have, I think they have 500,000 downloads a week, I think. - Oh my God. - Like half a million people listen, yeah, so-- - So they're so, they're almost-- - We're doing great, we're doing great. And then I listen to this American Life and he says that I'm like, oh God. - So they're just a little bit less than us. - Exactly, they have a goal to work too, excellent. - Yeah, so it's a very good show and if anybody who likes the documentaries or anything little quirky or interesting, I've learned a lot from this podcast and it's just a great episode. So you have to download it this week though. If not, you have to go to This American Life or I think it's thislife.org, ORG to listen to the episode. - Well, I will tell you that staying at Celebration Hotel, speaking of music that they give you a CD when you check in for you to listen to on your Bose Wave radio in your room, except the CD is all songs like, it's basically as Tank put it, it's what Disney expects fucking music to be. So it's The Girl from Aunt Benima and it's Georgia On My Mind set to Techno Cool Jazz. It's bizarre. I didn't even tell you how bizarre. - Really? - It's intoxicating because then I kept, what is the one song it's from Damn Yankees about, yes. Okay, that song, yeah, thank you. That song has been going through my mind 24 hours a day and I couldn't figure out why because it is the, it is like if Chris Bodie and Chardé decided that they were gonna do a song, but not quite her voice, but sort of kind of the vet genre, but it is infectious, oh my God, it drives, so of course we have to bring the CD home and so now I will have to make you listen to it. No, we'll drive you crazy. - 'Cause I'm sure I will see you in the next, you know, four hours. - Five hours, exactly. - When I see you, then you'll have to play for me. - I have sadness in my heart. - Why? - Because George Carlin died. - No, you didn't like the George Carlin. I was gonna say, I was very sad. - I, George Carlin was okay. I mean, he wasn't one of my favorites, but if there was a special on HBO or something and I had to be flipping channels, I would sit and watch it, but I never really went out of my way to. - No, Nussy, when I was in college, a big, big part of my entertainment was Sam Kennison and George Carlin. And I mean, I can remember-- - Well, Sam Kennison, really? - Oh my God, well George Carlin was the first time I ever saw Sam Kennison. I went to a George Carlin concert and Sam Kennison was his opening act. And I can remember laughing to the point that my side heard at Sam Kennison and I thought, I could not believe when he died, 'cause I just thought he was hysterical. And he was just so rude and raunchy and I'd never seen anything like it. And then of course, when George Carlin came out, I was completely floored. I had no idea even, I saw him at Wright State University in Dayton and I had no idea that this man who looked like he should've been a grandpa, even back in '88, he was the filthiest person I'd ever heard and I was just totally, I thought, ah, I love him. - He gave you something to strive for. - Exactly. - 'Cause in many ways, you were the dirtiest person. (laughing) - And I thought-- - And I'm not just talking about your lobster tail. (laughing) - Oh, thank you. - But no, we were sitting at breakfast this morning and it came on MSNBC and I was like, oh, it made me sad actually that he died. I don't know why I just did. And then apparently someone from Grease died. - Oh, the one who played Blanche, the Eve Arden's assistant. - Oh. - Doity, doity, good man. - Yeah, doity, good man. Yeah, I so-- - The one with the exile of phone. - Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. - He's right. (laughing) And with the, oh good, now they'll be nice and smudged. She was when I had ahold of them. (laughing) Oh, Lord. - So, Rodan, have we managed to spend all of our savings at the new Best Buy? - No. - What? - Oh, God. - But, I did learn that they have a reward zone silver. - Oh, God. - How was that then? (laughing) It means you spend at least $2,500 a year at Best Buy. And I've spent at least-- - Well, Jesus, Taylor should be in the gold platinum, God. They might erect a statue in his honor. - Oh, shut up. (laughing) - So, I am uber excited, 'cause I bought a laptop over the weekend and I'm feeling not bad for not buying a Mac based on Taylor's experiences thus far. - My experiences thus far have been on the whole positive. It's only been like this last week from the time we tried taping the last episode to today that it's been a nightmare. - Rodan, you know, Taylor. He's gonna focus on the negative no matter what. - Yes, I know. I know. - Which is why it's so important that I work with children. (laughing) - Well, you know, your grandmother was gonna go to hell anyway. - Exactly. - Oh, yeah. - But you know what, you did just made it worse. Now she's in the seventh level of hell instead of the first, second and third. Enjoy. - Stop crying, stop crying. She will go to the eighth, she will go to the eighth. (laughing) - So, now, tell us, last time we recorded, you had a little something waiting for you when you were done. Any one lingering in the Rodan home this evening? - No, no one's in the Rodan home last this evening. And last night, see we didn't do anything 'cause we were thinking we were gonna tape tonight, but our last night, but we didn't. So, we ended up just watching a couple of movies. We watched Marie Antoinette last night. - What'd you think? - I thought it was actually much better than I was expecting. - Lots of eye candy. - Yeah. - It's a very visual movie, yeah. - It was much better than I was expecting, 'cause I was really expecting it to be more all, you know, middle school girl type, you know. So, it would have been perfect for you. You who watch, you know, Hello Kitty, the golden years. - Yeah, yeah, all right. So, now, so. - Everybody knows there's no such thing as the Hello Kitty, the golden years. (laughing) - Yeah, it's the pink years, duh. (laughing) - Sorry. I'm so sorry. - And we also watched, what the hell else do we watch? V for Vendetta. - That's a great movie. - Which I was amazed at how great it was. - Yeah, that's a great movie. - So, and I think my neighbors may have called police on me because the sound system was up that loud, 'cause Butler loves the movie and just wanted to hear it and surround sound as loud as he possibly could. - Did the cops show up? - No, but they showed up at her house like towards the end of the movie. So, I'm thinking. - Oh. - It wasn't, I don't think that bad. - We went to see "Get Smart" over the weekend. - Oh, I wanted to see it so bad. - How was it? - You know what, it was actually really good. I was kind of surprised. The only two movies showing in the celebration theater were "Get Smart" and that "Kung Fu Panda" thing. So, we went to see "Get Smart" and it was really good. Steve Crow was great and so was Anne Hathaway and there's a ton of people in that movie that have no credit listings at all. - All right, well don't say anything. - I won't, but it's very, very good. - Now, I'm a little surprised that the Disney celebration allows the "Kung Fu Panda" to be playing since it's from the competitor. - Well, you know what I didn't know is that as of 2000, I believe 2006, Disney no longer owned celebration. - Really, oh really? - No, it is still a Disney subsidiary in that it's listed in their things to do and they have a lot of Disney contractors that still maintain the grounds and take care of everything. But when Disney built the property in 1994, they really only leased it for 12 years and so as of 2006, they no longer have it. I believe it's a story but I know that Disney no longer has it. We talked to a ton of people, we went into the real estate office and we walked around and looked and of course, baffled them with our infinite real estate knowledge and it was very, very interesting. And for somebody who-- - And your modesty apparently. - I know, for somebody who loves real estate and for somebody who loves small towns, it was just my idea of a little piece of Nirvana because it was very cool and it's very, it is today we got out just in time, no I will tell you because there's a couple things I can't handle and the Make-A-Wish Foundation was coming in today with a busload of kids and they were getting ready to close the streets and everything, preparing for it and I just said, okay, it was time for us to go because there was no way I could not have stayed there for that. I mean, the only thing that would have been worse for Make-A-Wish for us to have been there would have been if they were giving all the kids for Make-A-Wish puppies. I mean, that was just the way I would have said, okay. And now I can just sit there. - Why are we closing the streets for the Make-A-Wish kids? - Because well they had all the characters, I think characters were coming in there, having a big dinner for them, a big like hook out, a very hometown hook out type thing. And the New York Film School was there. They're staying in celebration for six weeks and all these kids are, I mean, I'm talking, when I say kids, I'm talking 15, 16, 17 and then the New York Film crews were all there and these kids are all creating their own film projects for film camp and they have people on the director's track, people on the writer's track, people on the actress track. They all come in, they do these movies and they film them all around Orlando but they were all staying in celebration. So imagine being 15 or 16 and going to Florida and pretty much having the run of a small town. Except the kids were very well behaved and whoever their handlers were amazing because they kept those kids very, very much in line but they were hysterical so we got to watch all that going on and it was lots of fun. We have, of course I have ridiculous pictures. - Oh, I'm sure. - Yes, which of course you'll be proud of too. - Which I'm sure you'll be proud of too. - Which I will be, you know, here have a seat, just look at this one as I sit down, that's when the straps go. (laughing) - What are you saying? - I think we have straps on the furniture in the house. What, what, what, what's that? - I don't want to know about it. - Thank you. So, besides-- - You said in a big tank of water, tank of water goes, I'll take that one. (laughing) - You know what's going to happen? At some point, I'm going to turn tank on you. - Yeah. - Right now, take on your side. - Cook it 'til it's pink, then it's just a-- (laughing) - Oh, you're going to be in trouble. Why? - 'Cause. - At least-- - She just got to talk about straps on furniture. (laughing) - So that was a natural-- - It's just a little-- - It's just a little-- - It's just a little role play. - So that was a natural segue into a lobster. Crazy person. How was your weekend, besides your whole Mac attack thing? - Mac attack. - My weekend was very quasi-semi-productive. I got a lot, well I got, okay. I don't have any more podcasts to listen to, which I know isn't necessarily something productive, but for me, considering I had like 80 something a couple weeks ago, that's kind of a big deal. I have no laundry. - Oh, excellent. - No dirty laundry. Drum came by on Saturday and had a bunch of stuff that was still in the garage, and he just recently purchased a house. So he's in the process of moving all of his things to his new house, and he came over and asked me to come by, so I got a bunch of stuff out of the garage. - That's good. - I mowed the lawn today, even having to get gas, 'cause my lawnmower was out of gas, which is the first time since drum left, which shows you how often I mow my lawn. What else did I do? Washed all my dishes, went food shopping, did all these different things. And part of it was yesterday, I said, I'm not treading on the computer today. - And seeing you. - Which speaks of volumes. - That's right. Well, you know that-- - And I also am almost caught up on So You Think You Can Dance. - They didn't have this big study that came out that said that there's actually, they're gonna diagnose the new, and I'm not making fun of you and I'm not making this up, but that they're gonna diagnose a new disease, which is an internet addiction. - I know, I was the one who told you about that. - Well, I know, but you didn't tell all of our listeners. - Wow. - So once again, Taylor is spreading the word of disease, his disease written mind. (laughing) I'm pretty sure that there's wow addictions. I know that Tank has one, but so now Tank's addicted to wow. You're addicted to the internet. - And I know yesterday there were parts of the day when it was totally like withdrawal, where I was like, oh, maybe I'll just go and just check my email. Or if I just, and I'm like, no, you said, you weren't gonna turn on the computer until we taped, and then you edited it that we weren't taping, so. - I would have liked to have seen that argument with yourself. No, you can't turn on the computer, but I want to. No, you can't. I don't know what to do. - Okay, well, and that was at that point-- - My job, my baby, my job, my baby. (laughing) - At one point, during that, that was when I went into the closet and the dining room to get something, and couldn't find it. So cut to an hour later, everything is nicely neat and stacked and-- - Oh my god, that's my life. I understand that completely. - Yeah, no, I was totally one of these where I'm just like, I am so Taffy Carl Al-Hovington right now. I can't stop myself. - Yeah, that is an actual curse. But then you feel great at the end of the day 'cause you got all this crap done. - Right, and I got all of my, I got a lot of things done, and I still have things that I could have done. Today was, today I kind of slacked off a little bit, but I feel going to work tomorrow like I accomplished something this weekend. - Well, that's excellent. - And Bobaloo was in a class all weekend, so I didn't get to see him every night, but he was in class all day, so that may have had something to do with it just because you were gone and he wasn't available, and so I had to find something to do to keep myself occupied that didn't involve the computer, so just insert porn joke here. - I was gonna say, so no X-tube, and that's why you were productive. - Right, right. I feel good knowing that I have a lot of clothes. - Clothes? - And I have a lot of shit. - Well, yeah. - Then get rid of it. Haven't you ever heard of the book? Does this clutter make my ass look fat or something like that? - I know. - Is this clutter making me fat or something like that? - I know, I just don't know where to start. - Well, I started my new book today. - Okay. - My new book is called, let me see, it's in the other room, so I have to make sure I get this right, I believe it's called, why are you dressing your six-year-old like a skank and other southern wisdom? (laughing) - Well. - It's this one woman's observations on all things like, why are you dressing your six-year-old like a skank and the whole idea of the diva and dudes thing at the mall where little girls can put on tube tops and glitter in their hair and it's actually, so far it's been, so far actually, she's been talking about Disney World, but it's so far it's pretty good. But apparently they have lots of musings about the eBay, which I know that Taylor gives me shit about because I don't ever buy anything on eBay. - But I don't give you shit because you don't buy anything on eBay. What do I give you shit about regarding eBay? Him anything on eBay. - I was gonna say, every time he mentions eBay, I throw my hands up in the air and go, no, no, no, no, no. And he's like, why? I said, because I don't want to put my information on eBay and no, no, no, no. And he's just like, oh my God, are you serious? I'm like, I know, I'm sorry, I just, I can't do it. I just can't. And then he gets off frustrated with me. Or then he'll go look it up. I'm like, no, I don't have a password and I don't have this. And he's like, I will go look at it. I'm like, no, don't do it. And he's like, why? He said, because then I'll find it and then we'll have to buy it, but I won't give you my information. He's like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm sorry. - There's been times where she's actually said there's something on eBay it's this much, put it in your credit card information and I'll just pay you back. - Yeah, 'cause I know he buys stuff on eBay all the time. So it wasn't like I was asking him to do something I wouldn't do. He already has done it. It's just the idea of just freaks me out. I don't know. I can't talk about it. - Hey, so I've not had sex this weekend. - And how long? - Well, I mean-- - You're the new John Goodman? - What? (laughs) - Bitch, I have not had, I just realized this over the weekend. I'm not, 'cause Taylor, what the hell's his name? The butler and I have not had sex. Sex sex? And I realized I've not had what sex. - Taylor, you haven't had sex for about 12 years. - Yes, Taylor. - The butler and I haven't had sex sex and I realized I've not had but sex since last July. - Oh my God, you are John Goodman. - I don't know how this happened. I don't know what happened. - Now, does that mean your ass is re-virginized? - I think so. - You have a re-virginized ass? Aww, I'm so proud. - Yeah. - You need to have a virginity pin. - Okay, well-- - You need to have a promise ring. - Okay, so the last time I bought it though-- - He has a promise brown ring. - The last time I bought him though was February 2007. - Do you keep this on like a project planner or what? (laughs) - It's on my outlook to do list network. - Title for episode 63. (laughs) - I mean seriously. - Writing it down as we speak. (laughs) - Yeah, so I need some sex sex that I've decided. - Now, when you decide to have sex with a butler, would you be topping or bottoming? - I probably will top. - Will you be the baked potato or the sour cream? (laughs) - I have no idea what that means, but I will probably top. - Neither do I, but that suddenly made me nauseous. (laughs) It should never be sour. (laughs) - Oh. So-- - Anyways, go ahead. - No, it can occasionally have chives in it. - Oh. (laughs) - Nothing like bacon bits on my ass. (laughs) - Ah, speaking of bacon, I have to tell you this. - Oh, good. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Speaking of bacon and food porn. So, we're at the restaurant. We've ordered our dinner and I noticed that there is something on the menu that is a thick, thick slice bacon, 250 a slice. - Yeah. - Well, now you know, yeah, you know I'm gonna have to order this. There's no question. So, they bring out the bacon and fry it up in a pan. - Fry it up in a pan. (laughs) - Thank you, Ajalee. (laughs) - W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again. (laughs) - Anyways, they bring out the bacon and I am like, again, I took a picture of it. It's food porn. This bacon looks like a rib. (laughs) - Oh. - It is huge. It has got to be an inch and a half thick and six or seven inches long. And it's just this big, long chunk of meat. Yes, insert your giggle there. - Going right back to lobster tail. - I know. (laughs) So, between the lobster tail and between the bacon, the whole dinner was wrapped in sex. It was just phallic, phallic, phallic. (laughs) And then we got the peanut butter chocolate banana bread explosion of death. - Oh. - So, I know. - Did you take a picture of that this time? - Absolutely. (laughs) - Did you take a picture of that last time? - Yes, I did. - Okay. - So, yes. - Did you post that picture? - No, but I shall. - Okay, yeah, post the picture. - It'll just be nothing but, you know, Taffy and Tank's weekend extravaganzo and it'll just be pictures of food. (laughs) - Okay, right. Well, because it'd be inappropriate to show pictures of the other stuff you did. - That's compared to the other things you've done. - By the way, and I've been sworn that I am not allowed to show you, in fact, I'm getting the evil eye, but I will tell you about it, but I haven't sworn that I'm not allowed to show you, which means, of course, you'll see it by Wednesday, but anyways, I do have a picture of Tank completely naked, except the only thing covering the business is a Starbucks glass. (laughs) And he's been awake in the picture about a minute and a half, because, of course, before he woke up, I went down to Starbucks and got him a drink, so he could wake up to the smell of his drink, which I know pleases him. - Oh, that's so sweet. - I told him I said, "The only way this would be better "is if you're sitting on the couch and I was blowing you "while you were drinking your Starbucks." I said, "What's stopping you?" And he goes, "What's stopping you?" (laughs) - And then the porn music started. - Wow, that's right. But no, I do have this picture and it is fabulous. And the only thing he said was, "What are you going to do with this picture?" I said, "Well, I'm not gonna Photoshop it." He goes, "That's not what I mean." I said, "I'm not gonna show it to him." And he goes, "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm." I wanna take one without the coffee cup, and he was like, "Absolutely not, I'm fine." That would be cover art for episode. - So that'll be cover art for episode 60, whatever this is. Four, three. - 63. - 63. You do realize when we do episode 69, 69 should totally be when we tell the John Goodman story. - Oh. (laughs) - Okay, you know what? - That works. - Done. - Yep, 69 should be the John Goodman story. - I think that-- - I will begin working on the artwork as we speak. - Oh, no, excuse me, I have the artwork. - We are not putting that picture in. - All right. - It's just not high. Because I'm sure there's some FCC regulations over podcasts that they would slap a, you know, fine on us. - There's just some human decency laws that would slap us. - Okay, since when do we care about human decency? Come on now. - Thank you. Hello, I can taste your beer. I think we've passed it on that phrase alone. - Uh, yeah. - Yeah, well, you know. - Okay, so ladies and gentlemen, episode 69 will be the John Goodman story. - Oh. (laughs) - Now I can't wait. Now we have to see Michael and Kevin just so we can get their reactions. So that would be the beginning of August. - Yeah, that's about right. - Yeah, I guess so. That sounds about right. - Well, that's awesome, awesome. Now I'm excited. I'm all a twitcher, so to speak. - Well, and I know that we've been talking about the voice mail episode and I promise next week we'll be the voicemail episode. I just couldn't bring myself with all of the issues with the Mac this weekend. I just couldn't bring myself to go through and actually find all the voicemails. But next weekend, that's all we're doing next weekend. - Okay, good. - We're doing voicemails. - Hold 'em to it, we promise. - So. - He likes it when we hold 'em to it though. - Well, yeah. - Not your lobster tail. (laughs) - You what? - You have to have Fobiluta stick it to you. I mean, hold you to it. - Ooh. - Promise. (laughs) - Ew. - Yeah, now we will do a voicemail. I shouldn't say we'll only do voicemail. We'll do a voicemail heavy episode next week 'cause I'm sure now that I've said that, something interesting will happen to all three of us. - Of course. - And that we wouldn't be able to talk about it 'cause we would be talking to, you know, our listeners. - All right, well, you know what? Kittens, I think it's probably time to wrap this up. - I think so. - Okay. All right, yeah, we're gonna do a short one this week 'cause next week actually may end up being a little longer. So, thank you very much for listening. It is kind of a quickie for us. - Nothing wrong with a quickie as long as it's done, right? - Exactly. (laughs) - And on that note. - On that note, you can always go to our blog, which is potismycopilot.com. Join our listener groups on Facebook and MySpace, which is MySpace.com/potismycopilot, or our Facebook group, okay, so I love potismycopilot. You can email us at potismycopilot@gmail.com or call our listener line. We will eventually play it, I promise. 206, 202, 5165. - Very good. - So, yeah, this is kind of a short one for us. It's been a while since we've done a shorter one like this. Michael is probably very happy right now because he likes them a little bit shorter. - Well. - As long as they're wide. - As long as they're wide. - Short and wide. - Somebody inserted a joke here. (laughs) - All right. - But wait, wait, wait, excuse me. Do you know why he likes them shorter? 'Cause they got something to prove. - No, that's me. - Yeah. - Oh, that's true. - And you know what? - What? - Babaloo's three inches shorter than I am, so. (laughs) - We only mean in height, nothing else. - Yes, that's what I meant in height. Okay, all right, guys. Thanks a lot of you, buddy. This is Taylor. - And Tappy. - And Rodan. - Have a good week, everybody. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [MUSIC PLAYING]