Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 61 -A Hershey Kiss With Legs, or Casaba Means Melons...
Taylor gets rid of his bush, Rodan gets drilled, and Taffy Huffington...produce manager. SPOILER ALERT - We talk about Sex and The City in this episode....for more information, head over to www.podismycopilot.com
you're listening to pot is my co-pilot with Taylor taffy and rodan hi this is here with a lot to be welcome to episode 61 of pot is my co-pilot I'm joined as always tonight by taffy carlall huffington whoo and rodan hello hello kittens how are we for this first week of summer god damn it oh wow okay wow apparently apparently rodan is not a fan of the summer apparently what did you just change I just changed my dining room table to signify today's summer with lemons and asparagus and artichokes and greens and yellows and whites and blah blah blah yes miss happy is all about the table scape oh shit I hate that word and that's exactly why I say it every time I know your house and at Easter it's you know rabbit mayhem and Thanksgiving it's turkeys and leaves and it's not cartoony I don't do like the cartoon bunnies and everything I just like certain things and I don't do it all over my house unless it's Christmas in the halloween and then it's everywhere but yeah it's just how much I am table it's really it's just for Taylor's benefit I do it just you know to make him have something to notice yes so you definitely notice Santa Claus exploding all over your house yeah Santa Claus explodes on my house there's no question much like tank explodes on my face but well that's it again it's a Yul Thai bukhaki elf's the go-go we we have had a crazy week I've had a crazy week yes um last monday babaloo and I made our way to the widow Carlisle's for a barbecue and pool time and all that sort of stuff he's met the parents already he has met the parents and let me just say about pool time and fun Taylor is one badass track ball player what okay the silence I assume that you do not know what track ball is he best track ball is like track ball is like highlight for the socially retarded it is it is it is like how is it that I get a compliment and then you shove me into the mud all within about 18 seconds okay but we own the game so what's that really saying no it's this wonderful wonderful bizarre game that actually requires some skill but it's it's because the first when you watch you when you watch people play it you're like that looks like the stupidest game ever but then when you actually play it it's a lot of fun and it's actually difficult to do it right and Taylor like third time out of the box perfect I was like god that's it just has one of those curved hooks that you slap the ball with and then you can hook it or arch it or it can go up really high and then you have to catch it with the same hook and the widow Carlisle compound has about an acre and a half in the back that you can just run around and play on and we were playing a track ball and Taylor was kicking ass and he's used to dealing with sticks with curved ends curved ends and balls running a mock yes well Babaloo is very good as well so obviously they both have the same ish issue thank god he curves left so he goes right oh god stand up sit down fight fight that was not the best part of the day though there were several parts that were the best part of the day the best part of the day would be the numerous photographs of you and i mid-air doing dives into the pool and jumps and belly flops and oh my goodness cannon balls let me just tell you Rodin and our dear listeners i may have lost a significant amount of weight but ball yourself up into a cannonball position and flail yourself in the air and take a picture of it and i i can assure you it doesn't matter what size you are when you look at them you're going to go what the hell is that because various different parts of my body now move and and in complete opposite conjunction with the other parts of my body yeah it's not it's not strong at all i should tell you it's very unattractive i was very unhappy but that's fine i'm i'm dealing with it yeah imagine not having a top on and doing things like that oh yeah i looked like a big Hershey's kiss with legs flailing through the air um that would be a Hershey's hugs because Taylor's pale pale as the day is long yeah i definitely need some suntime this summer as as a sidebar i was thinking about going get a spray tan before we went to florida or before i shot it up oh my god i decided to not so you could look more like a giraffe than already you'll be orange no i mean it's been with love i mean to like a professional place you know it's a spray tan so it's a spray tan yeah so just say no do you say no i did say no so but you go to a tanning bed you have a week i'm telling you a tanning bed in four days you'd be nice and golden brown i have two days when oh that's right you leave um thursday yeah i leave thursday so okay so sorry i've been i've been trying to figure out a way that we could go see michael on thursday but okay we're still talking about memorial day let's sorry let's focus sorry my side bar is over yeah there no i no we're still talking about that that's not what i meant um yeah so it was pretty much it was a lot of fun all right i guess i was done talking about let's see uh jeeves and i after we get done with the podcast last time we had sex and then we had sex again and then i think we pretty much laid around all day and had sex at least one more time so okay i have to tell you i was shaken to my very core over last week's story and i've actually discussed this with taylor a couple times and we're trying to figure out how it is not only physically but medically possible for you to have come that much yeah i i really don't understand it either but i tell you what i have not needed to masturbate like the whole last week well thank god for that the natives were safe so i think it was like a clear sale on sperm for those of our listeners enjoying tapioca pudding while listening to the podcast now is the time to change we lost taylor all i could think about it now is it in the movie how what's her name says i'll cancel my rice pudding yes oh in section that's right we all saw section the city we did and and is there any thoughts on this i it was better than indiana jones i'll tell you that well that's that's a good review i mean i know i i really liked it it was there were times when it felt very much of the okay how long have we been sitting in this theater let's go do something even if it's wrong and see i did not get that at all part of that may have been because i drank a huge uh dr pepper as the beginning movie began so then i was doing the p p dancing my chair you're most of it but well i have never watched a single show of sex in the city and i saw the movie twice and did you like the movie and i liked it better the second time oh that's good and i liked the first time and i like to even better the second time so i just thought all the emotional beats were really well done even though there was a bunch of a couple times where i'm like okay you guys are movie acting now not television acting yeah you don't have to quite be that well i will tell you that i enjoyed sex in the city twice even though i only saw it once because i i enjoyed the movie one time all the way through but during that one time i got to enjoy it one and a half seconds before it happened because the two of them sitting behind me were obviously had seen the movie about 500 times and proceeded to bring a new person each time they went to see it and so one second before something would happen they would turn to the new girl and go oh my god this is where she finds out he's not coming oh my god this is where she finds out that she through the entire movie i must have turned around coughed given the evil eye say can you please be quiet about 500 times and none of them got the fucking clue and it was one of those things where every scene they would have something to say oh no this is when she finds out that our boyfriend's back at the party oh thank you you you had there was no there was absolutely no surprise in any part of the movie well it's kind of funny you should well first of all that's horrible that's a horrible thing and i'm surprised you didn't kick someone's ass yeah i was with a group of eight women when i saw it and i had made my issue about as clear as i possibly could without standing up putting my hands on their knees and saying shut the fuck up and and i have a sidebar movie story to tell you after we're done talking about this so don't forget that well i had um the woman behind well first of all i went and saw it at baywalk on friday night mhm so it was the at eight o'clock it was myself and bob blue and drum riley calhoun and uh his brother and sister-in-law so it was us standing around we were kind of observing the group as we were walking in and you would have thought you were out in the swamps of florida because the cougar ratio was immense it was all the women who were all dressed up in their anti-aller outfits and they all had you know the you know the sensible little bob hair cuts and they were all hey back off you're not a cougar trust me oh okay and it was all of these you know like oh god we should only have cosmos and let's go to blue martini afterwards and blah blah blah blah then we're gonna go home and finger bang and yeah it was totally because it was gross it was completely gross because it was all these women that you know they have you know that they have been living for this movie to come out for months yeah and i don't mean like you know like mr b was really excited about going to see the movie i mean like this is all they have like they went out and bought special outfits to wear you know and then all sat and did the whole like oh my god you're such a carry no you're samantha you're a big old slut oh shut up stop grabbing my boob ah like oh my god jimmy thinks i'm at the movies yeah yeah yeah it was it was that was pretty bad so then i had the woman behind me that was kind of not doing the commentary like you're talking about but at the one point the big pivotal scene where you know i mean you already kind of said it but for those of you who haven't seen it something bad happens to carry about mmm but you know a third of the way into the movie and she goes pastored under her breath oh god so then i turn around and kind of like look out i'm like okay so then the scene towards the end when samantha is going up the steps chasing after her dog yes yes and it looks like something's going to happen here oh my god bitch oh god so i turned to bobaloo and said she does know this is a movie right well now i kind of got the impression that some of the people in art theater really didn't think it was a movie because there's one scene and i know we're giving a lot of way so we should have spoiler alert come up at some point but when steve kind of confesses something to maranda yeah the group of women that was about two and it was just oh my god well i will tell you that we were at the 650 sunday afternoon movie and it was packed the only open there was maybe in the whole entire place 20 seats open i mean there was these little old ladies that were down in the front and there was a red hat purple dress group there of course there was of course it was so yeah which i personally love all of them yeah i think they're fabulous but um yep there was um i think it's i don't know i didn't have anyone heard how it did over the weekend it's numbers it had to be number one 56 million it knocked indian jones out of the uh knocked indian and jones out of the top spot oh good yeah and it wasn't it wasn't certainly wasn't for sinthian nixon's hair i don't know what they did to her she looked like hell she she did look like hell talk about the best the best scene she looked in was when she's having sex with steve and she's on her knees and she's like raised up that's the best scene she looked in everything else she looked like hell uh well i tell you what and by the way wait hold on by the way samantha who in real life kim control just turn 50 she is banging she looks like she may have had a little more she had some work i'm talking about the body when she's laying on the table with the sushi on her her body is sick come on yeah you know there's a little bit there that i was thinking they had a body double for part of that and i realize it'd be really hard for them to do that but yeah she i think the one who looked the most like they had a little CGI assistance was chris noth yeah oh yeah not a wrinkle not a blemish not a anything no you see him on like law and order like the recent ones that he's been on and he looks bad yeah that's what that's exactly what i said we were walking out of the movies and what they should have done it on was sarah jessica parker's legs oh she got her hand when she got her hand where she was wearing the little panties yeah she had old lady legs when she was crying her hand her hands are very scary too oh yeah she's got way old lady hands she's i thought her legs were fine 42 or 43 i think that may be wrong the scene where she takes her glasses off and looks in the mirror i may tell you something that right there is courage because she yeah it was hell yeah you know i kind of know bad for with all the bloggers like making fun of her looking like a horse it's like apparently there is a website that is sarah jessica parker looks like a horse dot com nice or something similar to that which i haven't been to but it's but he will in five minutes he totally will make it make me happy well my other my other movie news is as as you all know taylor likes to torment me and he has enjoyed tormenting me with this one particular movie trailer for a couple weeks now which of course was all over the my space so when i checked my daughter's my space the trailer was everywhere about with this lived hiler movie and what's called but it's where the people in the white masks like tormentor because she's all mm-hmm the strangers strangers okay so i listened to a morning show and our local um a local morning show and they were talking about the strangers and one of their interns had went to see it over the weekend apparently she went to see it with like five or six friends and two of them got up and left crying halfway through it but she stayed and watched the whole thing she said she went to see it um at channel side friday night and she hadn't been asleep yet when she went to work this morning oh god she said she said i have watched 18 hours of home improvement she said i have watched every conceivable dvd i have in my house she said i cannot get the image out of my mind she said at one point i was sitting on my couch with my feet tucked underneath my with every single light on the house all the blinds closed and she goes and i was a nervous wreck she says i she said there's no blood no galore she said there's a little tiny bit of kind of slasher esque stuff at the end she said but for the most part it is just a mindfuck and she's like i'm telling you i haven't slept for you know something like 46 hours and she goes i she goes the idea of sleeping just freaks me out she's like i can't even imagine being she goes just oh no no and so they were all they were all given our hard time and she goes i'm telling you anyone who likes scary movies this is the movie for you i will never go see a never another scary movie it doubled its money this weekend it was only it was made for nine million and it made 20 million well she said that they had people who were in the movie the people who liked it were getting out walking out buying a ticket and coming back in to see it oh god i was just like that sounds like you know there's people who wait in line at star wars and everything and and she just kept talking sorry sorry sorry sorry not that i'm offending any of our dorks because you know we love we love the nerds but anyway why no while Taylor's making fun of the fact that you know this movie was their whole reason for being there's been plenty of movies where Taylor was like that no not i've never i've never worn i've never i've never stayed overnight waiting to see a movie i've never gone in costume to a movie because that's pretty much these women they were trying to totally dress like you know the women from Texas in the city i've been in costume to a movie have you never went to rocky core picture show hello i've been once but i didn't get dressed up virgin no i'm not a virgin because i've been one time that's true but we still mock you and make fun of you i mean there there are movies like i'm very much excited for Batman to come out Batman's the next big i i'll probably see the Hulk in a few weeks but Batman is the one that i'm really looking forward to i think that you and i should go see Batman and we should both go with Joker makeup on and take pictures of ourselves seeing the movie sitting there in full Joker makeup i think you should go with the 1960s i think you should go with Jack doklison and i'll go with Heath Ledger i think that would be awesome okay going as Heath Ledger may be a little little bit no i mean just the way the makeup is you don't think there's not going to be some nerd dressed up like Heath Ledger as the Joker standing there at the first night of but not with a polo shirt and the collar up and a pair of khaki shorts it's going to be fabulous well a scary movie thing i mean i know a lot of people say that it wasn't very scary but i didn't sleep for two days after Blair Witch yeah i didn't think it was scary well it was just the whole last very last scene of the movie completely fucked with my head where he's in the corner yeah so thank you for ruining the movie for everybody who hasn't seen it but that whole because you don't know they never actually show you what's going to happen to him so and i've got a very active imagination so that just that freaked me out yeah technically i don't think you need a spoiler warning ten years after the movies come out well thank no that's why i said by the way listeners rose bud is a sled there i bring it out of the way around so hey what's up with the movie that's got my name in it did you see that the diane laine movie oh god that's right and diane laine and um richard gear are together again they were in that awesome movie that has the best sex scene in the world in which i can't think of right now i don't tell you what i'm talking about unfaithful yeah i remember the sex scene from that i just remember the scene where she's on the subway that's what i'm talking about it's like it's the only other i'm at masturbation scene the only other better scene than that i was masturbating on the subway of course she was no she wasn't she had her arms on it she had her one arm under her oh fine i'm crossing the other arm she was in my mind she was masturbating but that's fine well you know it in my mind she was masturbating too because there are very few women that i would turn forward over to but diane laine is she's hot but only in that movie i've seen some other movies of her i don't think she was she saw that diane laine and the women in the french pavilion at epcot yeah she was beautiful we were walking around epcot on what day do we go saturday saturday and we were in the french pavilion because i had to go get a french croissant from the bakery because that's just a given and taffy was buying things in the in the various stores and and shopping and everything and at one point she was buying something from this woman and i just went you are gorgeous she was she had beautiful skin and she had the french accent and i was just like and she was like oh thank you so much and then we went into another store and i'm like what's with all the hot women which is not something you would normally hear come out of my mouth no no oh speaking of hot women thank you i have a dress on today that apparently i can never wear again because i walked into a restaurant today and one of the busboys looked at me and then looked at another busboy and went he put his hands up like in front of his chest and went oh cassava which apparently means melons so i'm walking down cassava means melons so apparently i walk through the door tonight coming home and tank goes damn baby i said why he goes nice dress now i am very fond of the low cut dress this isn't low cut at all this is one of those i hate to use this word because i know people will mock and real kill me but peasanty type dresses and the fact that it is a it's causing but it's it's gathered right at the waist so yeah apparently this dress cannot be worn again because my boobs look huge in it so i was like well that's wonderful how joyful but i guess cassava's cassava means melons cassava means melons i wasn't aware of this but the way he did it he just kind of looked at me and put his hands up and looked at his little friend and went oh cassava's can i just speaking of cassava cassabas can i just tell one little quick little story about something that happened last night of course um wait does this involve your cassavas no no never mind go ahead um it involves a fruit though oh and i'm talking about bobaloo but not in the way that you think do we need to play the sex music right now no bobaloo and i were out yesterday or about and about and having a really wonderful time and we went out to he helped me remove a bogan via bush from my backyard which was a nightmare to do because of the sun and all of the thorns i thought those were called dingleberries i think bobaloo deserves a little bit of a you know a heroic medal for helping you with yard work by the way what do you mean well i've seen your backyard he's a hero a hero to many well and he was he was wonderful and and was totally willing to help me out and i mean i look like i went about 50 rounds with a porcupine i am my arms and legs are all cut up because of the thorns from from the bush so yes i was thinking of taffy the entire time because the bush was uncapped and thorny hey back off i'm not Miranda anyway so then we went to we went out to dinner i said i would take him out to dinner so we went out for dinner and then we went to parts noble and sat in red magazines and drank coffee and sat and talked and then we were on our way to go watch the sunset and um i had the eighties channel on serious as we were writing and princes i would die for you came on so of course i'm doing the whole you know as i'm driving the whole i would die full you know with the hand gestures and all that oh yeah i just did that so so out of nowhere he goes is he saying i would die for you and i looked at him and went yeah that's why she's doing the sign and he goes i always thought he was saying apple dabba doo yeah you have to break up with him right now i say he helped with his back y'all dabba doo is going to be one of the titles for 61 now yeah right so apparently Fred Flintstone was singing with prince and we were unaware yes apparently apparently yeah about fibrous fruit that is totally who you and bob aloo should go as oh that's fantastic fred and bernie fred and bernie oh my god okay people have been trying to get uh taylor to go as fred flandstone but you don't understand that bobaloo is bernie it would be perfect that actually that is really good that the latino bar the latino barbie the tino bernie he is cuban thank you which is in country right which is a flavor of latin it's a flavor of latin is that the new show on vh1 he's really exactly is he gonna wear a giant clock around his neck take take the l out oh god i know so so yeah that's that's pretty much that was just my little quick little story well i will tell you that the um that lollipop has had a a very big big weekend in the life of a teenage girl sort of kind of okay it's a cheese it's a cheese factor though taylor and he knows this story it's pretty cheesy so friday night was he goes to a different school and he is the quarterback of their football team those of you that are lactose intolerant may want to put the yes this is this is vamatros or saya shurio so um he is a quarterback of another high school that we are don't don't play and so we know that if they're still dating when it comes time for football season he'll never be able to see her cheer and she'll never be able to see him play because both their games are friday night okay fine so we go and watch their um what they call jim berry which is like a pre-season football game and their this school is huge they have an enormous stadium there's a um probably 500 600 people there and he's obviously he's going to be a senior next year and he's a quarterback so they you know they had the big thing where they announced all the new starting lineman and everything and so they play the game they win like 60 to 17 so needless to say they completely killed the other school this kid takes off his pads runs over to the side of the field picks my daughter up and slings her over his shoulder runs her out to the middle of the field sets her down in front of the coach and goes this is the girl i just want it for oh now come on was he on to me okay was like no he wasn't on he wasn't on to me and i was exactly i was scrambling to get my camera i did get a picture and i got about five seconds a video of him carrying her out to the middle of the field and then i do have pictures of him introducing her and she comes in and she is like i know no one at the school there's all these big sweaty boys running around me and i'm standing out there thinking i'm going to kill him and of course she's telling me this why she has been thinking i'd be in heaven oh no well she has a big black grease across her nose from his eyes underneath his eyes where he grabbed her and so yeah so she has no idea that she looks like a complete nutter retard so she was all you know that was so sweet i can't believe he did it i'm going to kill him and blah blah blah blah so last night phone rings he she answers the phone and she goes i can go outside i'm like um you have no pants on she's like uh hold on a second so she goes outside and on the driveway he had taken his little sisters um sidewalk chalk and wrote happy one month anniversary yeah he's a fan yeah i'm just going i'm like oh my god this is the cheese factor of this kid is just it reminds me of tank quite frankly i was like oh lord yes so and he wasn't out there anything they him and his dad had drove over and wrote the whole thing out he wrote a bunch of stuff which i'm not going to but it was all very sweet and wrote the whole thing out on the driveway where she normally parks and she lost her car for a week so it wasn't parked there it's been sequestered anyway and and so when she came out it was all there and he wasn't there and he was like you know i know i'm i'm not allowed to be over after 10 and so i was like yeah you get you get it you get a brownie point that doesn't mean you're still it doesn't mean you're a hundred percent on my good side but you you got a brownie point i like him i like him i do i do i think that's very very sweet he was he was at Epcot um well he was he was at the memorial day stuff but he we also he we went he went with us to Epcot and i got to spend a little bit of time with him and and he just seems like he just seems like a nice kid yeah and he um he doesn't take any shit off of lollipop which i like yeah i actually appreciate that a lot and of course she doesn't take any shit for me but i know it works out well nice as long as he doesn't make me a grandmother that's really all i care about yeah exactly so we're doing what else is going on with you i went to the goddamn dentist today okay not just any dentist but the goddamn dentist oh the goddamn dentist because the my first mistake was you know i've i've filling came out a couple weeks ago and i've just been putting it off and put it off to go in there it was a big fill-in too so i mean i really needed to go get it fixed and so i make an appointment and it's for noon today and so i scheduled my whole day around being gone for like an hour and a half to the dentist so i go to the dentist right i get instructions from one of the other people at work because everybody at my damn building goes to the same dentist so i get instructions on how to get there right so they gave me the wrong instructions so i'm driving all around goddamn downtown Monroe and we should have taken you about five seconds i was gonna say isn't Monroe like four blocks thank you i mean i no it's a little bit bigger than that so 20 minutes later right i want i find this stupid um dentist office which is right next to david vitter's office you know the stupid congressman who slipped to the prostitute yeah isn't that all of them not larry craig well no that's true male prostitute go ahead no yeah you know so anyways so yeah office is right next to the david vitter sign i had i didn't even see the stupid i always thought it was david vitter it made me angry so anyways so i get in there and they're like well we can't see you now i'm like why i got lost you guys and tell me where you were at he's like we can't see because the dentist goes to lunch at one o'clock oh no no no no no oh i was pissed and then i started to be mean to the stupid person and when did process blonde come back in because every woman in munrow is bleach blonde white i don't think it ever left me no i it wasn't here i'll win the local they go into local pigly wiggly and they buy miss claira on number 301 and that's just the way it is i don't think this is miss claira i think this is miss country uh oh miss country usa miss country i mean and like black roots i'm like oh i've solved like 10 women like just looking like this today like you work at you know i'm like yeah i do and well my husband works there do you know such and such and i'm like god damn it i'm like yeah i know him he's the it person for the all the executives i'm like shit i so i'm like i turn all my stuff down so i have to be nice because i know that she knows like my boss and my boss's boss and oh so they tell me to come back at 245 so i come back at 245 and i had to schedule rescheduled my whole day and move a bunch of meetings and ball blogs is my last time because like otherwise you can't come in until you know next week and i'm going to be with you guys so sorry i get there and they won't do anything to me because i have a rod in my leg or the the plate in my leg as compared to the rod in your ass over the i swear to god the words were coming out of my mouth there was there's been no boom boom yet just oral which is why i need my sorry i brought it up i'm sorry i brought it up let's fly this plane into minneapolis airport so what's going on so they had to call my doctor in florida to say what i did the surgeon surgery to validate that i could have stuff done on my mouth because apparently there's this big risk that if you if you have an artificial something in your body that they have to watch you for a reaction to the nova cane and um infection so they like numb your any kind of yeah they had to have two dental people watching me as i got numb i'm so i'm like sitting there watching the tv in the office while these two dental assistants are watching me it was so uncomfortable i would have said dance clown all this for two goddamn fillings well because you're not used to dental hygienists watching you masturbate he was not one of them let alone two of them standing there and critiquing oh well his wrist action is good but i'm not seeing good lines well you know what rodin you have something in common with a little less huffington because she got braces last oh on tuesday she did she got her braces finally and you know most children dread it she couldn't wait and was very very thrilled and happy so you both had had dental issues issues ha ha ha well so so are you all taking care of then or what oh yeah no they they've filled it and it looks good and but they want me to have a root canal they're like this is a good oh my god so you're gonna have a root canal when uh when i get back they want me to get done this week but negative yeah no i mean it's fine now i mean i don't feel any pain whatsoever now with the novocaine the novocaine wore off about 20 minutes before the show started i was a little nervous i'd be like hello my name is love dan it's moshmouth i guess i was tonight is moshmouth wait a second i don't understand how was that different how was that different you bitch bada bada bada um so this weekend are you excited i'm coming into town to see us i i oh that okay i'm excited because i'm going to or land during gay days while i'm single you guys are like a bonus as compared to a boner which is what's going to be looking for yes you might want to ask them for some extra novocaine for your ass for the party on sunday is it wrong but i got that big jug of lube that has that the pump handle to bring with me is that wrong only if you wear it or end your neck if you drag it behind you in a wagon yes it's wrong i said wear a diaper in a pacifier oh walk around the parlman house doom bless you costume stop giving away my secrets sorry and it's a little sad that taylor is not single for this even though i'm very happy that he's with bob loo i'm a little sad well so you plan and i'm getting a little taylor love what no just just because taylor and i have not had many opportunities over the years over the last like decade because we've both been involved to go trolling together yes those are the days because those were the best stories were created the best stories created are when you two sleep together yeah apparently last time you and i trolled around together it ended with me masturbating next year in bed and not realizing what i was doing which by the way i mean you're not sleeping next to me a gay day just so you know trust me the feelings mutual wait wait is this a comedy podcast or a tragedy podcast because it's kind of tragic why is the bedrocking but oh my god taffy's flicking or bean so wait so so we have like a king-sized bed so it's going to be like taylor taffy rodan excuse me it would be at taylor taffy rodan i will oh that's what you just said i will be the meat in your love sandwich oh jeez no i believe we're in two queen beds i said that's perfect since there's two queens in our room that'll work well just put them together and have a big orgy we didn't have a double in and bunk beds but i figured that would be met with umbridge from taylor so hi i like bunk beds hey so are we on the uh on the uh king whatever that stupid park is side animal kingdom side are we on like the other side where we are a boat right away from animal from magic kingdom because apparently parking is a nightmare so and that way that alleviated of the need for us to have to park right so so yeah we're going to be spending lots of time with the other podcasters we're not unfortunately we're not going to be able to make any of the things on thursday night um it's at a sleuths for my will to see michael perform i love you kevin i love you michael sorry yep still creepy um and yeah it's looking um so we're not going to be able to get there till friday hopefully we are going to be able to if we get there early enough um meet up at the eppercut and see michael perform though because he's going to be performing over at uh imagination okay i may have to ask a question we want um i'm going to say no and the reason i'm going to say no is well i'll give you that information off off the air okay so so how big is your beaker rogan you were getting ready to ask a question or say something oh no i was going to say after seeing him as the was of the professor or whatever in the figment ride i i oh oh that's kevin that's kevin michael they both did michael i thought they both did that they did but the videos of kevin yeah the video was of kevin and michael is going to be performing so but uh apparently um kevin and holly from worming because you're stupid are going to be wandering around on friday as well so hopefully we'll be welcome at some point and then we're all going to majiano's for dinner with you know every other podcaster known to mankind and then we're spending the day on saturday we're spending the day giddies then we're doing high t which the time has gotten moved to three forty-five now and uh then you know why it's been moved to three forty-five because we sold out the one o'clock slot everyone wants to come see us yeah we sold your slot a long time ago sleeplight i was gonna say she got married right which means she was trying to think something we need to say and uh then sunday is the orge i mean the party again something else you won't be able to partake in there is a chance sunday that i will be an aikia oh wait what bitch there's a chance i might stay saturday night and go to aikia on sunday i haven't decided yet really mm-hmm i'm not gonna go i'm not gonna go to any of the parties on saturday night i'll go i'm meeting after the tea i i want you boys to have fun and you don't need mom hanging around but i um i might stay probably really not gonna have an orgy you know that right if there was a chance you were having an orgy that's 100 guarantee i would be there with the flip phone or flip camera in my hand there's it's not allowed wait and see tank just said it wasn't allowed guess why it's if there's a chance there's an orgy that i can partake in or and excuse me oh i can um witness if anyone needs help with any cupping or moving by anyone and by anyone i mean michael and kevin call me i am just saying i would absolutely be present i would take one for the team and if i take one for the team i mean i would watch you take one for the team and if i take one for the team she means a train a train exactly yes no i if there was a chance that there was actually going to be an orgy then that would be all but i have no desire there's not going to be an orgy there's no one and that's why i will not be there thank you thank you for illustrating my point no i'm going to iKEA because i believe i'm going to start actively thinking about jerking out our cabinets well it sounds dirty on your cabinets in our kitchen potty mind so we're going to go up and look there and i told tank i said well you know i can write up with throw down and tailor if you want to come up sunday morning and pick me up and then we can go look at cabinets so that might be something we're we're doing i don't know yet well but then the whole idea of me writing up with you was so that then rodan could bring me back oh that's right yeah but that's that's logistics that are boring yeah i was gonna say that's that our listeners don't care right now our listeners are filing their nails going kill me somehow yeah trying to stick this file in my jugular so i have a goal you have a goal what is it i have a goal um this tuesday is the last day of school for the pennels kenny schools um in the area with so what we're doing at work is we're doing something called uh fit club that i am what they call the champion for because i'm the one running it yeah and uh do you do this last year it's sort of like a competition it's like oh you do weight loss or activity that sort of thing so we all had to say a goal i'm going to lose 25 pounds by the first day of school in august nice excellent that's fabulous that's about ten weeks that's about two and a half pounds a week i am of a size that that should be possibility very good very good and uh yeah so that that's my goal so tonight we went out uh and bobaloo is bobaloo and i are doing a little contest a side contest and um so we're going to uh see if we can maybe lose some weight together and that's nice yeah oh because again looking like a you know a white chocolate Hershey's kiss jumping into the pool yeah not pretty well i will i will say that since it is officially june it is the month of june and we were talking about weight loss and goals i currently have in my nine remaining days five point one pounds excellent that's my reach goal yes and you weigh in tomorrow right i weigh in tomorrow yeah so i um but i had a big week last week so i'm i'm expecting a low week which is fine but i'm i'm still actively i'm not letting up i'm not you know slush slacking off or letting you know things go but yes so nine more days five pounds it's gonna be it's doable so especially this weekend's gonna make it a little more difficult but well but all the walking we're going to be doing exactly and by one of the orgies i was gonna say thank you i was gonna say and pulling a train does burn calories well i can imagine pulling a train i should burn at least what i will you know consume a tea so we'll be good to go kevin calmy oh and just a side note i got to see luke miller nice i got to chat with him and luke is dreamy yeah we played with i chat the other night and it was me and taffy and luke all talk looking at one another at the same time and luke excuse me we were not looking at one another luke was looking at me he was looking longingly into my big brown eyes why you just wanted it wanted him to be looking into more of my bright brown eyes you mean your aerial is that you had pressed up against the webcam and by your big brown eye i mean the one in the back so shut up oh by the way i can't talk because i have a mouthful of water and you guys are doing that to me rhodianne you'll enjoy this we're at borders this evening tank is walking through the magazine sectioning runs across one called a bear's life and calls and calls taylor and said are you aware that this magazine exists should i buy it and it wasn't really like a bear's life like as in like yes it was a magazine called bear's life and taylor asks him is that something you're interested in he goes only if you want it i didn't know if you were aware that this existed and of course taylor was like of course i subscribe i have you know every issue from the last five years of him well that's nice that's not true no he subscribes to cub annual but whatever otter monthly otter monthly otter love what you can talk about my clinton i can't talk about you being a bear get real yeah right subscribe to the pitch leap we god damn it i screwed up the door aww we still love you even though your comedic timing is off that's why it's because we're on a monday instead of on a sunday i know it's all screwed up but now i got a you know edit tonight and i'm having i'm having issues with itunes and trying to move all my music over and it's just a nightmare so i'm going to be doing a lot so we're going to probably start thinking about ending the show now because we're at around 43 minutes and i said i wanted to keep it about 45 minutes this week so that editing and what taylor wants taylor gets that's always i am right i am probably going to release a very short video that i did today on i movie before um it's only like a minute and a half long i was just playing around with some of the features are you naked in this movie yes i'm totally naked the the movie's only 15 seconds long so it's pretty much an entire master masturbation experience for me i was going to say it was a problem experience two words hair trigger but uh it's just it's just something a little stupid for those of you who want to download it it's really nothing it's me being stupid and you get to see rocco for about four seconds and that's that's dumb but i just want to just well with that with that um you know with that advertisement i don't know right down don't don't don't download it because it's stupid and dumb but if you really want to go ahead but it's really stupid and boring and but if you want to go ahead so ladies and gentlemen that's pretty much what like an afternoon what's happy is like oh you know you look nice oh i know i look nice but you know i don't really like this dress i don't live the way it fits with me and all that sort of stuff and i really don't like my hair and everything but thank you for saying i look nice i will so remember this i think we need to go into the uh addresses and stuff because i don't want to be in the middle of a bitch fight you did them last time do you want to do them again to me yeah oh god he wants me to be productive and responsible yes happens yes i can okay so dear listeners please check out our blog at okay so podcast.blogspot.com which i just enjoy saying because i think it's wow you uh you pull that one out of that yeah thank you you're in old school with that you can call our listener line at 206 202 5165 you can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com oh god i always forget the name of our facebook what is it great okay so i love potas my co-pilot oh you're so on top of things and i believe you can also go on my space exactly go to our myspace at myspace.com/potasmycopilot did you do the listener line i do the listener line second but i can do it again it's 206 202 5165 yeah we were gonna do a voicemail episode this week um we'll do it soon yeah even though we'll do a question episode soon too yeah because again oh i could transfer over all my acting stuff which take about 10 minutes and that was at two o'clock this afternoon yeah and the peter sent me a facebook video sent me a video asking me to be on their podcast so i'm going to try to arrange that over the next peter from elana sent me a video too peter from elana sent me a video too well now there goes my special time thank you again you'll have that next sunday in spades just remember that on the video podcast that comes in afterwards wait anybody wrote in while you're having your special time we're gonna have so many video podcasts that come out next weekend i cannot wait yeah it's gonna be the last time i went to uh gay days at disney i think i had sex like three times in the period of 24 hours while you were at disney world no like before after and then after with the same person or no no this is back in my that'll be saved that'll be saved for the next episode yeah that's like a sexual rhodan teaser the next time okay rhodan and tees should never be in the same sentence okay well the next time we all tape a podcast we will all be in the same room together you beat and we'll all be naked so next time okay well thanks everybody for downloading episode 61 this is taylor and taffy and rhodan have a good week everybody bye [Music] [ Silence ]